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10219765 No.10219765 [Reply] [Original]

why do people pretend to like seafood?

>> No.10219768

>>10219765
I love seafood but refuse to eat it because chinks, gooks and jews fucked the oceans.

>> No.10219769

>>10219765
Remember a year or 2 ago when the hot meme was
>Why do girls/women pretend to like [____]
I liked that meme

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>>10219765

>> No.10219776

>>10219765
quality content

>> No.10219777
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I hate seafood with every fiber of my being, and if I could I would legitimately kill every fish in the ocean so I never had to smell the disgusting stench of fish cooking ever again. Seafood is only eaten by people without access to beef and poultry, anyone else who eats it is just a hipster.

>> No.10219778

>>10219765
seafood > meat

>> No.10219782

>>10219777
preach

>> No.10219798

God tier:
Lobster
Shrimp
Crab

Garbage tier:
Everything else

>> No.10219883

>>10219765
Sea creatures are basically aliens in how they function. Always seems weird to be eating them. I'm good with fish because it's so prevalent probably but mostly duck everything else

>> No.10219886

You niggers must be from a flyover

>> No.10219895

>>10219777
This would eventually kill all life on Earth, dummy. We'll never let you be king.

>> No.10219902

>>10219765
>2018
>eating sea roaches
no thx.

>> No.10219925

>>10219769
I remember that! Except it wasn't funny.

>> No.10219931

deenz, muscles, kippers, shrimp, sushi and anchovies are amazing. Lobster and oysters are alright. Clams are pretty terrible.

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>>10219925
Yes huh

>> No.10219934

>>10219765
Seafood is generally overpriced relative to flavor, but its not bad by any means

>> No.10219969

i say most of seafood could be amazing if you get super high quality things and fuss about making it right. But if you get inferior scraps and while cooking miss a mark by a min, all of it becomes RUBBERY or MUSHY CRAP.

>> No.10220029

>>10219798
this guy knows. though haddock and wild salmon are pretty decent too, in my opinion

>> No.10220050

>>10220029
What about baby octopus, tuna steak, razor clams, caviar, sea urchin(!!!!!), salted herring, smoked salmon, oysters.

If something, CRAB and LOBSTER is a complete waste of your effort and money.

>> No.10220052

This is a shitty thread, but it's legitimately the tastiest food that exists, and I always wonder if people that don't like it just think it's "gross" because someone told them to, only have access to microwaved shit that was shipped over days/weeks, or it's one of those things like cilantro, where the taste is just dependent on your genetics.

I could skip all other meats & poultry for all time if I was guaranteed fresh seafood.

>> No.10220070

>>10220052
Where are you from?

>> No.10220079

>>10220052
>I could skip all other meats & poultry for all time if I was guaranteed fresh seafood.
Pretty much this.

>> No.10220080

>>10220070
Vegas, but we get pretty fresh stuff here thanks to the nature of the market.

I spend a lot of time in LA and San Diego too.

>> No.10220099

I love a good salmon but I’ll agree that most seafood is kinda weird

>> No.10220120

I used to think seafood was weird, then I just started eating it and realized it was delicious. It's still fucking weird though, I'll give you that. but I'd take good seafood over the other varieties of meat most days

>> No.10220126

>>10220080
I was wondering if local culture somehow influenced you. But it looks like you were exposed to good quality things. Good for you.

I hated fish for half of my life because my early memories of it were just horrendous - stinky and tasteless creatures with dead unblinking eyes.

>> No.10220159

>>10219765
Because, for some people, when they SEE food they eat it!

>> No.10220163

Worked on a lobster boat all through high school and some college. Have yet to eat one of those fucking cockroaches since (they literally eat decaying shit). One got the crusher claw around half my hand one day and my boss had to stamp the fucking thing into mush to get it off. Docked my pay for it too

Will eat shellfish and whitefish all day though. Fresh oysters are the patrician’s choice

Fun fact: the biggest lobsters by far were from baiting traps near the boston/quincy sewer outlets

>> No.10220166

>>10219765
Seafood is so fucking good, I never realized how many people are such pussies.

>> No.10220179

>local joe's crab shack closed down
>red lobster crab tastes like shit
kill me lads

>> No.10220200

>>10220179
If you live in a hole like that, you should stage your suicide, change your name to Lucy and blow your way to some half decent town.

>> No.10220211

>>10219765
POINT AND LAUGH

>> No.10220226

>>10219883
That’s not accurate at all. All life that exists on land evolved from life in the oceans.

>> No.10220233

>>10219777
>not enjoying octopus or fresh sashimi
I would an hero if I was as miserable as you anon.

>> No.10220238

>>10219798
>forgetting octopus and mussels

>> No.10220244

>>10220126
Yeah, as a kid, Vegas wasn't necessarily the best yet, but it's evolved into a great culinary destination. Lobster tails in the 80s were shipped out in trucks and took 4 days to get here in 100 degree weather, but as the city evolved, you'll get fresher seafood than a restaurant on the water.

It also helped that I spent my summers in the Gulf Coast of Florida - my grandfather taught me to crab fish and prepare it, my cousin used to live in the LA bayou and does a better crawfish boil than anyone ever...

That's exclusive of my experiences on islands, or even just eating awesomely oily tinned fish.

>> No.10220259

>>10219777
this, fuck sushi shilling weebs and lobsterfags

>> No.10220262

It's exciting to me 'cause I've lived in Utah all my life.

I think the novelty and scarcity tricks my brain into thinking it's better than it is.

>> No.10220263

>>10220226
Yeah I worded that really badly I just meant figuratively

>> No.10220277

STOP EVERYTHING YOU ARE DOING - we forgot to mention EEL!!!!!!!!!

Fabulous eel, in bbq sauce or in a pie

>> No.10220307

>>10219765
fried oysters are my favorite food

>> No.10220350

>>10220307
Admit it. You are in it for the thrill of Russian roulette - will you get sick or wouldn't you get sick. Danger is your middle name.

>> No.10220428

>>10219902
enjoy your soy milshakes fag

>> No.10220445

Lots of low test faggots in this containment thread.

>> No.10220460

>>10219777
>>10219782
>momma’s fatty bois couldn’t eat seafood their entire life cuz it smelled too fishy and is not like their tendies
/ck/ nowadays...

>> No.10220464

>>10220428
Enjoy your literal shit.

>> No.10220467

>>10219798
> he doesnt have a gf who goes tuna fishing in alaska who brings back icechests full of steaks

Sad! Many such cases!

>> No.10220487

>>10219777
>>10219782
>>10220259
You should literally kill yourselves. Your idea of what food is has been so fucked by growing up in shitty middle america that you have no real palate. It’s a sad empty existence you lead.

>> No.10220501

never been a huge fan. although i can tolerate it it is never my go-to choice

love it battered and fried ala fish and chips, can stand it barbecued and/or heavily seasoned. get dat fishy slimy shit da FUCK away from me tho

>> No.10220512

>>10220487

Americans are pod people. Just feed these fucking creatures gruel and work them until they die. They're like slaves only less valuable. Garbage people who should be used.

>> No.10220518

>>10220512
I like salty cheese and fried things but there is other satisfying food out there that is truly great. It’s like these people have a weird relationship with an abusive spouse that they grow hyper-dependent on so even though its hurting them they can’t leave.

TRY DIFFERENT FOOD.

>> No.10220529

>>10219886
4chan is basically an opioid addict forum these days

>> No.10220532
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what i dont understand is how the fuck people eat seafood even when it smells like a rotten cunt.

is it like cilantro where only certain people just cant stand it at all?

>> No.10220540

>>10220532
your samefagging is legitimately childish

>> No.10220541

>>10220532
If seafood smells bad, that means it has gone bad. Fresh seafood should not have a particularly strong smell.

>> No.10220620

>>10219777
Trips: checked
Also you're a huge fucking flaming queer, have fun eating your kid cuisine and instant mac&cheese you picky piece of shit

>> No.10220631

>>10219765
British-style fish&chips is breddy gud I gotta admit. Of course, it's one of the few good things I can think of when that miserable rain and fog blasted island enters my mind.

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>tfw fish is so disgusting you cant even smell it yet crustaceans and clams are culinary gifts of the gods

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10221237

>picky little manbabies
>getting to judge anyone else for their tastes
just stick to mommy's tendies

>> No.10221296

>>10220467
>he doesnt have a gf
Yeah I know. No need to remind me.

>> No.10221300

>>10219765
You’re American aren’t you

>> No.10221319

>>10219798
You missed oysters, therefore your entire opinion means nothing.

>> No.10221325

Ahhh sea food eat food, that's what I always say.

But all jokes aside fellas, seafood is fuckin weird I tells ya, fish are ugly fat lipped flapping flailers, really ugly mugs on them bastiches, but still we eat them? I guess they don't taste so bad but kinda like poultry only soaked in stinky water heh, appealing to some I guess

As for the walkers, you know, those abominable slobster crustaeceans and crab kooks, shrimpy craw daddies and cray "fish", these variety of sea freak are interestin' because they actually look like freaking BUGS, but the thing is, they have real meat...real solid hunky meat, blows yer wig, and actually tastes kinda good too though you're still not sure, everytime I shove some into my pie hole and munch away it's an odd combo of pleasure and "hmmm, I guess....this does taste good....huh, but wait, does it? Hmmm....I guess it does" very odd stuff, almost like the body is naturally adverse to eating these demons ov hell.

Now, as for the shell gang, you know those spineless literally aliens called cloysters, muscles, and CLAMS, yeah no way, no way in H E double hokey sticks, they smell like rot and chum scum and they are disturbing to even call "meat" what with their jelly like bodies some "people" slurp down like snot rockets, yeah but no.

>> No.10221384

Aren't shrimps basically sea cockroaches? I can imagine a cockroach to taste similarly to shrimp . People think it's disgusting to eat roaches but don't hesitate to down some shrimp

>> No.10221394

>>10221384
Roaches are an exo skeleton full of fluid, their insides are only lime green/yellow fluid

They have no meat source like shrimps do

>> No.10221401

>>10221394
Wrong. I sprayed a cockroach with WD-40 and its "meat" was forced out of its shell. Pretty funny desu~

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>>10219798
scallops bro
don't forget abalone either

seafood is great but there's like a 30 minute window after it comes out of the ocean and is dead in which you need to eat it. if it's ever been frozen or put on ice for over an hour, no thanks.

>> No.10221457

>>10221407
sea cockroaches

>> No.10221482
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Don't eat this

>> No.10221483
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>>10221457
they might be underwater alien cockroaches but god damn they're delicious

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10221487

Don't eat this either

>> No.10221492
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10221492

And don't eat this

>> No.10221498

>>10219765
Dunno, why you pretend you don't suck dick?

>> No.10221586

Fish is not seafood

>> No.10221593

>>10219765
the same way people pretend to like black people or jewish people
you just accept it and smile or else you're a racist anti-semite oceanophobe

>> No.10221601

>>10221586
Traps are not gay

>> No.10221622

>>10219765
no one pretends, shrimps especially are godtier, however lobster and oysters are overrated.

>> No.10221631

absolute garbage tier: mussels

>> No.10221636

>>10219777
Wow what a loser

>> No.10221639

>>10220233
Sashimi doesn't taste good. They slice the cuts too thick to be enjoyable.

>> No.10221638

>>10221622
Your tastes are garbage and it's shrimp that are overrated you DUMMY

>> No.10221641

>>10221631
mussels are cheap as fuck tho, and if you live near an ocean you can walk out to a pier or dock and just grab them for free. good with tomato/garlic/white wine sauce and some bread

>> No.10221644
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>>10220238
Fried mussels

>> No.10221654

>>10221641
they taste like overrated rubber even with white sauce

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>>10219765
You mean people who are not poor?

>> No.10221719

>>10219777
If you hate the smell of fish tell your whore to clean herself up.

>> No.10221735

>>10221663
Holy shit, even i wouldn't pay that much for white fish

>> No.10221757

I used to think seafood like Uni tasted like diahhreah. Then I tried some fresh uni in Japan at Sukiji market... it was like I was eating something completely different. No fishyness. No stink. Tasted like nothing I've had before and blew my mind.

Seafood quality / freshness is way more important than other foods.

>> No.10221760

>>10220512
>.."said Nigel, right before he got raided for not paying his TV license fee and arrested, where he was then sent to a gaol with British Muslims who were allowed to rape him (but not during prayer) because it is quintessentially British and part and parcel of living in Britain

>> No.10221762

>>10221663

We usually get chilean seabass here for $25 a pound. Still expensive, but not compared to a dry aged steak, and I'd put good seabass up against a good steak any day.

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>>10220512
>Americans are bad people..they're like slaves only less productive

Agreed.

>> No.10221777

>>10221663
Shouldn't it read "Chili and Sea Bass"?

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>>10221663
i pay about $3 for that tuna steak on the left
it pays to live near a fishing town

>> No.10221788

>>10219777
well prepared seafood does not smell or taste of fish.

>> No.10221821

>>10220262
Go eat at Market Street, ill cook you a fucking cioppino

>> No.10221841

One who is civilized does not taint their palette with the creeping ungodly denizens of the murky stinking abyss.

If you eat abominations, you shall be one as well.

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>>10219932

>> No.10221869

I am convinced that the predominant reason for people not liking seafood is that they live far from any water source and depend entirely on frozen shit trucked in from miles away
Living in a state renowned for it's seafood and having caught a great deal of crabs and fish myself, I posit that appreciation for seafood is tied directly to proximity to water bodies from which the fish/shellfish are caught.
flyovers literally have never had quality seafood and should not be punished for it, instead should be encouraged to travel and try seafood again before condemning it completely

>> No.10221894

>>10221869
That's like saying if you live close to a toilet you should eat shit and drink piss

>> No.10221905

>>10220262
Utah bro here. Crab legs are my go to "delicacy" if I'm making something nice.
>>10221821
Which one? If it's the one downtown, I'll be in next week.

>> No.10221927

>>10221894
ever wonder why germans and brazilians are renowned for their coprophagia?

>> No.10222022

>>10221663
>Its expensive/overpriced so it must be good

Reminds me how everyone got tricked into thinking lobster is patrician when it used to be pleb food even plebs didn't want to eat.

>> No.10222076

>>10221869
>I am convinced that the predominant reason for people not liking seafood is that they live far from any water source and depend entirely on frozen shit trucked in from miles away
>Living in a state renowned for it's seafood and having caught a great deal of crabs and fish myself, I posit that appreciation for seafood is tied directly to proximity to water bodies from which the fish/shellfish are caught.
>flyovers literally have never had quality seafood and should not be punished for it, instead should be encouraged to travel and try seafood again before condemning it completely

This

>> No.10222084

If it stinks then it's old... it spent too much time in the freezer or 'fridge.

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>>10221894
Agreed

>> No.10222207

>>10220050
don't like octopus or clams, personally. Caviar i found extremely overrated. sea urchin i did not try. Herring I dislike, salmon i mentioned? oysters are horrible, like eating snot.
Crab and lobster might be a waste of money, but i get them practically free/sometimes free right off the boat so to me they're pretty good.
Honorable mention - scallops

>> No.10222222

>>10219777
>access to beef and poultry
this retard probably doesn't eat pork or lamb either

>> No.10222226

>>10219765
all shellfish are basically bottom feeders and they taste like it

i honestly dont get the lobster meme, i find it tastes like a creature that ate someone elses shit for a living

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>>10222222 (checked)

>> No.10222312

>>10221487
>>10221492
These look cool.

>> No.10222317 [DELETED] 

I'm Portugese, the dank fish is in my blood.

>> No.10222625

>>10219765

>seafood is for seamen.

>> No.10222643

>>10219765
Taste is okay, I like fresh water fishes better. Except fishes, I haven't had any other seafood.
I cannot eat fishes either if they smell is too strong, so I prefer fried fishes because it somewhat masks the smell

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>>10222222

>> No.10222915
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10222915

Reminder that HALF (1/2) of the worlds oceans are industrially fished including pretty much all the productive upwelling regions. Reminder that fish 'farming' makes the problem worse because salmon and tuna, the most farmed fish, are high trophic level and we have to overfish to oceans that haven't already been overfished to feed them. Reminder that several species of tuna, a species that lays thousands of eggs, are endangered due to overfishing. Reminder that 1.3 billion hooks are cast on longline nets every year, reminder that several species are endangered entirely due to bycatch percentages, reminder that instead of fishing less we are just fishing deeper along deep sea mounts where fish grow more slowly and take longer to mature. the oceans are going to die because of you fish eating retards.

>> No.10222982

lollin at all the flyovers itt

>> No.10222998

>>10222915
Nobody gives a shit

>> No.10223003

>>10222982
>lollin at all the blacks living in the south itt

Tell us how you really feel, Hitler.

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10223943

Mfw I live in the seafood capital of the world

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>>10219769
thank you lad those were mine

>> No.10224280

>>10219798
Nah, oysters and clams are amazing fresh with some lemon/tabasco. Also: salmon.

>> No.10224306

>>10220529
I thought it was just me

>> No.10224322

>>10223943
how could you even know that

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>>10222915
yet I can go off the coast of south florida and catch jacks and mahi literally as fast as I can cast and reel. let's not even discuss red snapper, they are stupid easy to catch and somehow illegal to keep.

overfishing is a soylent jew meme. just put in sensible limits and it's not a problem.

>> No.10225076

This whole meme about frozen seafood being the devil is outplayed. Unless you literally live on the coast in a heavily fished port and know the fisher, your fish has been frozen. Large scale commercial fishers pretty much always flash freeze their fish when they catch it out on the sea. Unless you're getting your fish from Johnny the guy who owns a boat and just fishes for a hobby, chances are you're eating previously frozen seafood.

>> No.10225147

>>10221593
WOW !!!
You didn't make a single typo while gobbling your fat mama's ass. Must be your extensive experience or heredity.
God bless your soul.

>> No.10225182

>>10221927
I suppose Brazilians picked it up from Nazis who they were harboring after WWII.
Suits them well

>> No.10225189

>>10219798
Prawns > Shrimp

>> No.10225191

>>10222643
how do you feel about fish sticks? Is it masked enough for you?

>> No.10225200

>>10222915
Tuna is NOT farmed!!!!! There are some experimental locations in Europe that claim that they figured out how to farm them but they don't produce yet.

>> No.10225225

>>10219768
/thread.

for more in-depth just go research "BeautifulGirlbyDana" on Youtube.

>> No.10225248

>>10222915
you have inspired me to travel to Japan again and have another go at BluefinTuna sashimi and some whale steak, while they are still around

>> No.10225304

>>10222915

>implying most of the Pacific ocean isn't already dead due to Fukushima and all the pollution which humanity has produced.

>> No.10225333

>>10225191
Yes I love fish sticks, the fishy flavour isn't there but the delicious taste is.

>> No.10225661

>>10225225

this guys seems like a nut bar and if the fukushima reactor was truly outputting such dangerous amounts of radiation cancer rates would have spiked long ago (within the last 5 years atleast)if not just globally but concentrated around japan.

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10226000

What are some good choices to eat a lot of seafood for cheap? I know joes crab shack is over priced and other places like this are as well

Asian buffets sometimes have crab, shrimp, and crawfish which is good but other wise what do I do?

>> No.10226190

>>10224239
Stop taking credit for an entire community

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>>10219798
Funny how back in the day Lobster was seen as peasant garbage tier food. Now were paying $10-15/lb? How does that work?

>> No.10226304

>>10219765
I dont get the appeal of lobster...but clams and oysters and mussels and crabs are fucking delicious.

>> No.10226335

>>10221319
oysters are overrated as fuck. they are ok but nothing more.

>> No.10226341

people like seafood because it is salty. that's all I can come up with. Otherwise it is disgusting.

>> No.10226417

>>10219777
[chews grinded cow]

>> No.10226432

>>10226245
Millennials. Millennials ruin everything.

>> No.10226465

>>10226432
You're an idiot. I don't even know why I'm bothering to reply to you. Lobsters made a comeback as expensive delicatessen decades ago, it has nothing to do with millennials.

>> No.10226472

>>10226465
>millennial detected

>> No.10226523

>>10223943
Calabash?

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>>10224385
>it doesn't affect me so it doesn't exist

>> No.10226575

>>10226245
It's because they used to crush them whole and boil it into a giant mush, shells and everything. Lobster is very delicate.

>> No.10226585

>>10224239
>2015
God, has it really been that long?

>> No.10226607

>>10219768
don't forget about the nips anon

>> No.10226633

>>10221663
paying $35/lb for a fucking Patagonian Toothfish

>> No.10228133

>>10222222
Czech'd

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>>10224385

>> No.10228319

>>10219777
How you gonna eat the pussy?

>> No.10228345
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>>10224385
>overfishing is a meme
>just put in sensible limits

no shit, the limits are what prevents overfishing dumbass. Redfish has rebounded a lot since the cajun fatass made it such a memefish

>> No.10228429

The only acceptable type of fish are fish sticks and those fried ring things, everything else is pretentious and disgusting

>> No.10228521

>this thread has over 150 replies

/ck/ is actually dead

>> No.10229038

>>10228521
Good riddance. What are you snotting around about?

>> No.10229096

>>10219777
This, but unironically.

>> No.10229130

>>10228521
Shouldn't you be online shopping for plates?

>> No.10229792

>>10219765
You must be 18 or older to post here

>> No.10229820

>>10221788
>Well prepared X does not taste or smell like X

Then what's the point?

>> No.10231613

>>10222915
Jesus Christ you are retarded

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>>10219765

>> No.10231652

>>10219777
>ameriburgers
>expecting them to have good taste
This is just sad.

>> No.10231720

>>10219765
i only like smoked fish, and actually only smoked fatty fish. and actually i only ever eat smoked mackerel shits so good, doesnt taste anything like fish though.

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>>10222233
>>10222222
>>10222744
>>10228133

>> No.10231760

>>10231618
>100 deaths in the US from vibriosis a year
It's fucking nothing.
If you worry that much about it just have cooked oysters instead of raw.
You people are such utter pussies with your food; scared shitless of oysters and eggs and raw pork. I wonder how much of it is fear the Govt. puts in you to make you easier to push around and how much is legitimate concern because of low standards when handling those foods.

>> No.10231786

>>10219798
(fresh water) crawfish aligator eel to name a few others

>> No.10231835

>>10219765
My mother once ate crab and it made her throat itch. It's probably genetic, so I won't touch anything that didn't once have scales on it.

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Should poor people be allowed to vote?

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>>10231851

>> No.10232507

>>10231786
alligator is a seafood as much as Michael Phelps is a seafood

>> No.10232568

>>10221784
Look at that cut! So red and fresh

>> No.10232581

>>10219777
"well how about this piece of evidence your honour?"
>unveils trip sevens of heaven
"objection!"
>>10222222
how does it feel to get so utterly btfo palatelet?

>> No.10232584

>>10231851
I'd like to say no, but let's pretend they deserve rights until we can disarm them all.

>> No.10232667

>>10219765
i find it to be an extremely hard fetish too compromise for any man. it takes a certain interest, and level of intelligence to truly appreciate the humble fish, or crustacean.

>> No.10233304

>>10232584
Dumb fuck!!
YOU ARE one of the poor

Everyone assumes that they are smart enough and rich enough to qualify to vote in case there is some vote restriction will happen in a hypothetical future. That is just not correct!

>> No.10233405

>>10219765
I just can't get into it. I'm constantly trying it too, hoping one day my tastes change. Living in Massachusetts sucks when it comes to this. I like fried seafood, but i don't think that counts. Frying food is cheating

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>>10220445

>> No.10233445

>>10221784

:3

>> No.10235014

>>10219765
nihgerd

>> No.10235038

>>10233304
Rich enough to leave and go somewhere else if shit goes down.

>> No.10235072

>>10221663
>Chili and seabass
>No chili

fucking rip off

>> No.10235235

>>10219777
Agree completely.

>> No.10235238

>>10221788
>good fish doesn't taste like fish
So fish doesn't taste good? Why eat it then just eat a chicken you boner

>> No.10235836

>>10219765
seafood is probably the most nutrient dense protein in the world have fun with chronic illness and heart disease op

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>>10219777
> Not wanting a dank fish and chips after a hard day of living in Londinistan

>> No.10235949

>>10219765
No idea, it isn't worth what you pay for it.

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>>10235949
>he doesn't catch his own seafood

>>10235925
>not having a chav qt to cook your fish n' chips, mushy peas, jellied eels, and full english for you

>> No.10236000

>>10220052
give me a recipe. the only fish i like are fish sticks, deep fried fish and smoked fish.
my mother makes a white fish meal sometimes when we visit her and i really just cant stand it. il just eat a shit ton of potatoes and vegetables and a little fish

>> No.10236057

Seafood is the best OP.
Wish it weren't so expensive inland for fresh stuff though...

>> No.10236066

>>10235980
>alien vs predator
>ultimate spider-man
Talk about some shit taste, fuckin normies

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>>10236000
you've probably never had good fish then. It's easy as fuck to prepare and be delicious if it's like 2 hrs out of the ocean fresh. A fish fillet cooks in like 4 minutes, if you aren't retarded it's about the easiest meat to prepare properly.

Most fish just takes on whatever seasoning you put on it as the primary flavor. Lemon, lime, pepper, jerk seasoning, supermarket fish seasoning blends. Just cook it with whatever spice you want. If in doubt, just add butter.

>>10236066
>implying you wouldn't let her have a go at your stiffy

>> No.10236089

>>10235980
>>10236081
>ywn be part of a train on Hannah
Sad.

>> No.10236113
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Love fried seafood

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>>10236089
>she's like 35 and fat now

sad!

>> No.10236199

>>10236081
do you marinade it in lemon juice or wine before washing it so its less fishy ?

>> No.10236204

>>10236113
that doesn't even taste like seafood so deep friend doesn't count.

>> No.10236357

>>10219765
Why are you on 4chan kid, read the rules

>> No.10236390

>>10221663
>previously frozen

w h y b o t h e r

>> No.10236397

>>10236191
At least we will always have the videos.

>> No.10236447

>>10219768
And the spoon faces

>> No.10236743

>>10220467
She just gets deep dicked the whole time by fisherman who reek of dead sea things .

>> No.10236833

>>10236204
What does it taste like if not seafood?

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>>10219798
>SHRIMP

You know they are called sea cockroach right? They eat ocean garbage

>> No.10236860

>>10236852
And yet I'd eat the fuck out of them.

>> No.10236861

>>10219765
I certainly don' t. It' s the insects of the ocean. Disgusting and filthy.

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>>10222222
checked

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>>10219765
>OP's diet

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Fresh water fish are the best

>Salmon
>Catfish

Beautiful

>> No.10237610

>>10237541
Salmon spends most of it's life in an ocean - not quite "fresh water fish"

>> No.10238326

What the fuck is wrong with all of you? I'm actually really fucking sad that so many of you have such bad taste and don't like seafood. Unless you're from northern Russia I don't understand why you'd hate it. Even refrigerated and frozen fish don't taste bad as long as it's prepared correctly.

Don't tell me you don't know where to buy or cook seafood, /ck/. Please, for the peace of my mind tell me you're not actually all this mentally inept.

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>>10222222

PORK IS KING

QUINTS CONFIRM

THIS IS A PIG POSTING THREAD NOW

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>>10238326
>northern Russia
you do realize there's coastline over there?

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>>10222222
>>10238337

Did someone say spiderman?

>> No.10238439

>>10238326
Seafood is generally not worth it unless you can get it fresh. Frozen seafood is super rubbery and gross

>> No.10239094

>>10220277
Don't forget smoked, fried, or teriyaki

>> No.10239600

It literally tastes like seawater.
Why not just grab a glass and go to the beach and drink some ocean ?

>> No.10239827

Remember that anti-seafood posters are literally Jewish shills

>> No.10240027

>>10219765

To irritate you, specifically, anon. It's all to get to you.

We're so proud of you for uncovering the ruse. It's been so hard, eating seafood all these years. Thank you, anon. Thank you.

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>>10239600
>why not drink some ocean

Okay.

>> No.10240135

>>10219768
and the amerifats

>> No.10240141

>>10219765
OP here. I also like to eat dicks

>> No.10240153

>>10240135
and Yuropoor corporations like Bayer dumping chemicals in the oceans.

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>>10240135
Damn Americans.

>> No.10240180

>people in /ck/ unironically don't like seafood
kys now

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Anyone else love monkfish liver? I've been a sushi chef for five years now, and I love it more than toro or uni or any of the popular types of sushi generally named as the best. I always look for it whenever I go to another restaurant.

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>>10219765
Why are manchildren incapable of understanding that some people are capable of liking things they don't like? You see this with the whole beer conversation way too often.

>> No.10240318

>>10240277
i was looking for it but at no avail

>> No.10240324

>>10239827
i don't understand, explain

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>>10240318
It's rare as not even many Japanese people seem to like it, let alone Westerners. My first time tasting it was squatting behind the bar as the head chef handed it out because no one would buy it once we told them it was monkfish liver.

I've been to only a few places that sell it, and they tend to be located in heavily Japanese areas that don't really advertise as restaurants in the first place. Look for grocery stores or just Japanese bars as they know Westerners won't look for those. Hibachi is a redflag, as is, ironically, sushi, and trite, one word names like Oishi, Wasabi, or Sumo.

>> No.10240448

>>10240324
Ancient Jews used to avoid anything that directly eats waste product, which actually was a smart thing to since no one knew shit about how to properly cook back then. Now we know how to get rid of all the bacteria that could possibly be inside it so it doesn't matter.

>> No.10240465

>>10220226
>we're the aliens!
That's such an overdone twist.

>> No.10240467

>>10240448
But it sounds like a smart thing to do.
Also as far as I know Jews eat a lot of fish and masters of curing salmon. I mean, gosh... the rest of the world should learn a thing or two from Jews about curing fish.

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>>10240352
I suppose i will have to start pestering Japanese restaurants again. I once went ALL OVER NYC looking for "cinnamon persimmon" (picture related)

>> No.10240488

>>10240476
>>10240352
Not a single place knew what i'm talking about. My gf was sure i'm crazy until we managed to find it in Tokyo. Which was a miracle too because the season for it is very short and we just got lucky to be there during that time.

>> No.10240503

>>10235038
Thankfully your type is the first to die. I hope you suffer but just as along you die that will be fine.

>> No.10240577

>>10232507
kek

Seafood is great. Should try cooking it straight from the ocean. That's literally as fresh as you can get.