/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Great post. Pickles are awful, last time I tried them it was on a Cuban from a locally renowned sandwich place and I picked them off after 1 bite. Was still annoying to taste the pickle residue in every bite afterwards too

FUCK KETCHUP

People who are named David that ejaculate on your food.

>>10210210
Jamie has a pretty bitter load too.

>>10210229

That fucking guy..

>>10210197
>>10210181
>>10209981
Are you retards serious?

>>10209981
>>10210181
how to immediately spot manchildren

>>10209981
I agree. After tasting a pickle, nothing else compares to that delicious treat.

>>10209981
>>10210181
bait
I'm fermenting chili dillies rn.

>>10209981
This. Pickles are amazing by themselves, but they don't mix with other things well at all. Especially when they use fucking sweet pickles for everything

these pieces of shit

I don't like pickles in sandwiches When talking about cucumber pickles, but only because they are usually done with white wine vinager and not that much sugar, OR too much sugar and they just fuck everything up. Pickled onion made with rice vinager however make my dick hard.

>>10209981
Anytime these slimy, watery shits are served in their slimy, watery state.

>>10209981
Green bell peppers. Fuck green bell peppers.

>>10210567
tomatoes are one of the few fruits that i cannot stand raw, but i do enjoy them when combined with other ingredients

>>10210594
>>10210567
>>10210224
like when paired with old pal cilantry

>>10210530
Hate this shit. Fuck these

>>10209981
Cilantro
Horseradish
Olives

Pretty much anything with a strong soapy flavor. In small quantities with other things maybe.

>>10210710
thats just your taste bud genes

none of those things have a soapy flavor at all, and theyre all delicious

>>10209981
dumb palatelet

>>10209981
Maybe you just don't understand pickles. Ever thought of that?

>>10210486
I actually like almost all pickled things, just not cukes. Pickled red-onions go perfect on a ham and cheese.

But, 'pickles' are just terrible. What other foods even combine crunchy, salty, and often cold? None! Because it's terrible and the pickle Jew has memed you all into thinking it's good.

>>10209981
Plen.

>>10210567

Did you ever have proper homegrown tomatoes? When you buy tomatoes at some shitty store (especially out of season) they tend to taste like watery plastic. Homegrown tomatoes, especially some sorts (like Beefsteak tomatoes) can be very tasty on their own, and when you combine them with other stuff it's fantastic.

>>10210567
Tomatoes are always either super crisp and flavourful, or bland mush.

There's no in between and the good ones are never used in fast food.

>>10210733
>that's just subjective to you because of your genes
>they objectively don't taste like that

People like you are why we get dishes with too much cilantro. Fuck off.

>>10211665
They can also be crisp and bland, like at Subway, or "burger fixings" at a cafeteria.

Coconut

Black olives. I hate black olives. They overpower absolutely everything they touch.

>>10212173
Most likely you have never had genuine black olives. Most black olives are just green olives that have been dyed black with an extremely strong iron based dye. Real black olives are mellow and can be eaten like dates, or grapes.

Mushrooms

>>10209981
Dill

>>10213398
mushrooms suck

>>10210530
the poor man's deen

>>10213398
>>10213497
Fuck the both of you, mushrooms are GOAT.

>>10209981
I don't trust anyone who doesn't have pickles in this

one of the worst out there

>>10213616

Grillo's are the only pickles I actually enjoy.

>>10210710
>any of those
>soapy

>>10210854

some people will never understand, anon

i like red onion but sometimes it can really ruin whatever it is on. a few diced pieces go a long way for flavor

>that chopped chef who hates red onion and spent an entire episode telling a contestant the red onion was a bad choice
>the contestant continued putting red onion in every dish

>>10213990
I have the soapy cilantro gene and I hate it. It looks so delicious.

Also thanks for the reminder that Colbert used to be a comedian. Funny how things turn out, eh? I just discovered today the new US ambassador to Denmark was the token hot chick in Deathstalker 3.

I fucking love pickles on their own, but cannot stand them as an addition to nearly anything, excluding, of course, the quintessential Chicago style hot dog

You can all enjoy your sensory disorders. I'll just go this way and eat all the fucking foods without being a picky shit.

>>10209981
Raw tomatoes.
Cook that shit.

My wife’s son won’t even let pickles in the house even though I like them.

>>10213523
They're actually more expensive than /deenz/

>>10209981
Texas Pete/Tabasco

Not because it's hot, but because it tastes like garbage. Give me a real hot sauce or none at all please.

>>10214269
This.

Once you are older than 10, people shouldn't be this picky

>>10214015
Why is a sonic oc eating fucking aqua teen hunger force

>>10209981
you all lose, this is the only correct answer.

>>10209981
MUSTARD!!!! that stuff made me almost puke when i tried it. it also left a bad taste in my mouth for a long time after eating it

human faeces

>>10214312
CWCVille is a wonderful world where many imaginative things can happen.

>>10210197
This!
Once you are old enough to say no ketchup,then you should never eat ketchup.

>>10210181
What's it like trying to eat a Cuban and still being 6 years old?

>>10209981
This nigga never had fried pickles.

Didn't feel like starting a thread just to ask this, so...

Is this a meme?
Is there someone who actually eats this?
I like both pickles and peanut butter but mixing them together...

Do any of you communiggers make your own pickles?

>>10215936
No. I'm terrified of botulism the way a blackman is terrified of red meat.

>>10209981
Leave them for those of us with taste. We'll appreciate them.