/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Needs more Vegemite.

>>10209682
Australians have patrician tastes. I will fight any cheeky seppo that says otherwise.

Flat white > Caffe Latte
Long Black > Americano
Vegemite > Marmite
Pavlova >>>>>> Every other dessert
And if you go back a month to straya day, a sausage in a slice of bread + bbq lamb make the perfect lunch to have outdoors.

>>10209682
Were you inspired by the sausage sizzle thread?

>>10209811
Long blacks are the same as Americanos, and pavlovas are from New Zealand

OP what do you actually know about Aussie cuisine? I'm sick of all the vegemite, meat pie & fairy bread threads. They are tasty and have their place but it's not even scratching the surface of our cuisine. It's like me saying a chip butty is brit cuisine or mac n cheese is American cuisine. It's the shallowest representation of that country's food.

>>10210910
>Long blacks are the same as Americanos

>>10209682
Hello mates, I drink beer and eat kangaroo meat.

>>10209682
Chicken Katsu Sushi and 375ml Pepsi Max

>>10209811
all those things were invented in new zealand lad

>>10210935
The shallowest representation is accurate in this case. For most of Australia's existence, the population continued imitating England in a craving for her approval. Not long after getting over cultural cringe, the multicultural project began in earnest. There was never a sufficient window of opportunity for white Australia to develop anything sophisticated of its own.

>>10209682
>australian cuisine

I love a good Lammington

>>10210935
See >>10209811
Also, macadamia nuts are from Australia, try some desserts/biscuits that have them or on their own either salted or honey roasted.

Try some kangaroo meat as well, tim tam biscuits, and golden gaytime ice cream.

Plus if you ever set foot in Australia, try cuisines from other countries. Due to the multicultural nature of places like sydney, the high quality produce and the push for good, authentic cuisine, you can get pretty good if not better foreign cuisine like you would in the native country.

E.g. You can get Wagyu beef for a decent price (still kinda expensive) in Australia since we raise some cattle specifically for wagyu.

>>10210950
Know how I know you've either never been to Australia or live in a caravan park?

>>10210963
Wrong. I live in Sydney. If >>10210959 is you, you basically supported what I said.

>>10210965
No I'm a different anon
I made these posts
>>10209811
>>10210937
>>10210959

>>10210950
you typed out a lot of words but didn't say much.

sick cunt, ayy.

>>10210937
they're exactly the same

You didn't hear this from me but John Blackman touched Dickie Knee inappropriately, and Daryl fucking knew the whole time it was habbening.

Also, kangaroo meat is way too strong to enjoy on its own as a steak but the pan sauce you can make off it is second to none. Absofuckinglutely kino-teir.

>>10210977
Let's see you retain a full crema using the Americano method

Neenish tart

Isn’t all Aus food prison food?

Chiko Roll

Lamington

>>10210965
How the fuck can you live on the eastern seaboard and not have had any great Aussie food? Sydney rock oysters, moreton bay bugs, what do you actually eat? Are you Asian or something?

Segregated Jelly Babies

>>10210982
It's kinda weird how kangaroo meat isn't normally considered as part of Australian cuisine because we don't eat it all that much. It's just an animal in Australia that some of happen to eat occasionally.
I mean I'm sure most Americans don't consider deer or bison or rap singers to be part of their national cuisine. Or do they?

>>10210994
That's just scooping stuff out of the water. Hardly counts.

>>10210999
Hardly counts as what?

>>10211001
A sophisticated cuisine.

>>10211005
I think you've misunderstood me, my problem is not that the pie, vegemite and fairy bread are unsophisticated. Sophisticated /= good.

>>10210982
>Also, kangaroo meat is way too strong to enjoy on its own as a steak
I literally ate kangaroo fillet last night that I just seasoned, cooked medium rare and then served with brussel sprouts. Was delicious.
What kind of pan sauce do you make with it?

>>10209682
This is the peak of Australian Cuisine.

>>10209694
>he hasn't eaten a vegemite and cheese pie

>>10211023
good 'ol Coon cheese

>>10210950
Bullshit ya cunt, try reading a book. I recommend this one: https://catalogue.nla.gov.au/Record/3787705

>>10210989
Now there's a fresh take on comedy, you fuckwit.

>>10210982
I like to marinate roo fillet with garlic, ginger, soy sauce and oyster sauce, then sear it rare. Deglaze the pan with verjuice and you have a sauce that's good to go.

>>10211023
>no beetroot
Have you even been to Oz?

>>10210997
How would you describe kangaroo meat to someone who's never had it before? Is it like deer meat?

>>10211080
Tastes like slightly gamey lamb desu.

Needs to be cooked properly though.

>>10209682
>Australian

>>10211059
Have you read that book? The blurb at the back seems to indicate that it argues much the same thing as that post.

>>10211023
>coon cheese
do australians actually eat this?

>>10211146
Some do, but they're not true patriots because it's majority foreign owned. Bega is the cheese to grab.

>>10209696
Is that filth supposed to be food?

>>10209682
I eat a chicken n veg pie every single day
Sometimes I'll eat two
I usually wont eat anything else, except maybe a cup of peas
I am dying, I think

>>10209682
with food like this, the inevitable chinese takeover is almost worth it

>>10211099

>>10210943
based fucking /afl/

>>10211207
kys

>>10211124
Own it and read it. Australia did have an emergent cuisine but it was heavily fucked up by the world wars. 1850-1910 was the golden period. Anyway it’s well researched and worth a stab, get the 2007 version.

>>10209696
Doesn’t matter anon, because at the end of the day there’s still only two kinds of people in this world. People who don’t fuck kangaroos, and Australians.

>>10211162
oi cunt you want to fucking fight ill smash ya fairy bread is choice

>>10211162
>>10211257
>snacks for kids is ridiculous bad as a meal and only exists to look good and attract kids
>this is somehow surprising

>>10211021
>What kind of pan sauce do you make with it?
I'm that one guy in Australia who doesn't drink alcohol so no wine sauces for me. Usually I just use a bit water to deglaze the pan, then reduce it, and that's enough for a delicious pan sauce. Sometimes I'll use a vinegar if I'm having carrots.

>>10211293
tryhard

>>10211080
The texture can be tough but that can be fixed by salting it at least a couple of hours before cooking it, and ensuring it's at room temp before it touches a hot pan. I don't understand the science, it just works.

The flavour can legit be described (according to my palette) as spreading a bit of vegemite on a beef steak like butter on toast. To me it really does taste like vegemite. A bit.

If you see it a restaurant you might be offered tail meat which is a bit different to fillet steak both in flavour and texture (milder) but it's pricey.

An animal that hops around might pair nicely with a beverage made of hops, if you know what I mean. I don't because I don't drink alcohol, but oh well.

>>10211293
>choice
>not "top notch tucker"
Beware of New Zealand false flags. This tourist is an imposter. You can't trust him!

>>10210943
fuck off pedo

>>10210991
>No jam in the middle
The fuck is that

>>10211293
Fucking drongo

>>10209811
Aussies love "long blacks" you say? hmmm

>>10210935
>mac n cheese is American cuisine
It is actually British.

>>10209682
GARN
SERVO

Ausies will get this joke

>>10210935
I wanna try a beet slice on a burger and see what you all are on about.

>>10211209
Go to bed danny

and don't wake up

>have munchies
>go to the kebab place
>ask for snack pack
>fucking cunt is out of chips again

this guy never has enough chips.

Good thing about Australian food is the country is a whole continent and you can grow anything in some area, and with high standards and transportation. There is fantastic ingredients for anything available

>wake up
>smoke spliff
>Drive to red rooster and get some rippas
>Buy case of corona
>Go home, eat, drink, smoke
>repeat in the morning

>>10211023
>crispy bacon
>clearly flopped over on itself
Aside from that, I'd eat the fuck out of that. Meat pies on a sandwich? God damned stroke of genius.

On smoko right now.

>>10211671
It's really bad. It's not even a thin slice. They put in like a giant chunk of beet. Everytime I ate a burger in Australia I had to stop and think, why would you put a motherfucking beet in a hamburger then take it out and stare at it in confusion. Beets aren't even a commonly consumed item in other Australian food. Just hamburgers for no fucking reason.

>>10211080
Got a strong jaw? You're gonna need it. Lighter on flavor than you'd expect and really chewy.

>>10210997
Ehh, I eat alot of venison and bison so I'm not the best typical american but I will say both are very american meats. Bison is coming back in a big way after we remembered not to extinct them, but alot of places serve bison burgers and they very much worth eating. As for venison, anyone who knows someone who hunts knows how to make venison stew. No one eats an entire deer so every year you get a shitload of frozen venison from that one friend.

>>10210997
considering americans steal all their culture from people of colour i dont think it's that far off

>>10211203
that's an /int/ meme mr african american

>>10211423
based

>>10211920
Bison is fucking delicious, I can see why they almost went extinct.

>>10211925
Fuck off shill, race war now

>>10211209
Based danny coming to /ck/ to put his spoon to good use

You know I've never tried one of these and everyone always goes on about how they're so gross, but I think they sound fucking good. Now I'm thinking about trying to make my own pea soup and meat pies from scratch.

>>10211497
It’s 7:10am on Launceston Cup Day, I’m looking forward to a 12:30 knockoff, and I don’t get it.

>>10211059
>soy sauce
lol

>>10212619
Abbos like to drink heaps of petrol from a jerrycan and then sleep in the middle of the road

>>10211497
>>10212639
Been looking for an excuse to post this.

>>10212639
We don't drink it we just sniff it

>>10211468
So is the meat pie technically, that wasn't my point

>>10213407
What was your point? What is distinctive in your cuisine that isn't an imported idea or gutter food like fairy bread? Something other than raw ingredients like kangaroo that you happened to just pick up from the ground and cook plainly, I mean.

>>10209682
Is it true that Aboriginals drink gasoline?

>>10213449
Yea noonga

>>10211497
it smells sweet
don't judge me nigga

>>10210988
looks pretty alright

Nothing better.

"Australian" pizza is a meatlovers with an egg cracked over the middle.
Is this a thing in other countries too or is it just us?

a liter of methylated spirits

>>10213844
That's pretty much just you.

Yiros is the only decent Australian cuisine

>>10213903
Is that kangaroo meat in there?

>>10213848
Your gonna go blind and freak out from methanol. Stick to the ethanol, it's probably cheaper.

>>10213909
Yeah

>>10213903
>YIROS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. It's Gyros

>>10213960
Fuck off wog

Do you aussies fry up funnel web spiders?
It seems like they would be a tasty treat.

>>10213844
>"Australian" pizza is a meatlovers with an egg cracked over the middle.
Completely wrong. Meat lovers uses BBQ sauce and has salami while an Aussie uses napoli sauce and has just ham and bacon (plus the egg, ofc).

Every Australian who speaks like an ocker online always turns out to be an educated hipster. Is it a mocking thing?

>>10214390
Back to Melbourne with you lot

>>10212539
That's for South Australian degenerates.

>>10214390
Hipsters have always tried to create the image that they're blue collar, even though they went to some of the best private schools on the North Shore.

>>10209811
>Calling it a Flat White and not a Gwyneth Paltrow
>Calling it a Long Black instead of an Usain Bolt

>>10211023
>No beetroot, pineapple or shredded carrot
Fuck off, yank

>>10215115
>attempting to inject american nouns into australian culture
nah, just nah ur a ded set cunt mate ayy

>>10212709
>even before they saw a white man they were painting themselves white
it's like... you just know.

>>10213844
Australian pizza is Vegemite and melted cheese on toast, dipshit

>>10213449
No, the other guy lied. They sniff the fumes and get high. Petrol (aka gasoline) is even banned in some areas because of it.
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-02-19/fuel-ban-to-battle-sniffing/7185258

>>10215142
>Petrol (aka gasoline) is even banned in some areas
Commonwealth countries.

>>10215143
Plenty of decent law abiding people eating worse than that.

>>10209682

>>10211152
Bega brand is owned by Fonterra (NZ)
Weirdly the Bega Cheese company now owns Vegemite

>>10209682
As an American I can't understand why meat pies never caught on.

>>10215165
Danish bag lunches have ryebread, not that white crap.
Also no erasors becuase we never maek misteaks.

>>10215165
Who puts an unwrapped sandwich inside a backpack?

>>10215206
They have. We call them pot pies.

>>10215142
I still got my cock in my cousin, noonga

>>10211343
Don't bring us into this shit, fuck that cunt he's an aussie

>>10215274
"choice" is distinctly new zealand slang, tho.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=choice%20bro

>>10215288
double false flag, you aussies know us too well because too many of us go there to take your jobs

just because we're the Mexicans of Oceania, doesn't mean he's a Kiwi

>>10215269
Maybe it's just the region's I've lived but they aren't common.

>>10215310
it's basically meat and gravy wrapped in pastry. delish!

>>10215295
>you aussies know us too well because too many of us go there to take your pot
Fixed.

>>10215460
For me, it's the crystal meth, an Australian delicacy.

Australian food is like Australian sportsmanship, it doesn't exist
All these foods originated in New Zealand

>>10209682
LARGE BUTTER CHICKEN PLEASE
AND A GARLIC NAAN THANKS LUV

>>10210990
My wallpaper rn

>>10215625
fuck off bilbo

Can I get chicken on the barbie,please.

>>10215261
>Danes
>using multiple pieces of bread for their sandwiches
There are multiple inconsistencies with that panel

>new world
>cuisine

>>10215654
you first zhong

>>10215665
My names Captain Feathersword thank you very fucking much cunt.

>>10215625
new zealand's 9/11

>>10215692
Well my names Toko "the muss" Ora you limey fuck and you better start paying me my benefit or its king hit time

>>10215737

>>10215625
Remember that time Richard Loe smashed Paul Carozza’s cheekbone in after Carozza scored a try in the 1992 Bledisloe Cup? Remember his six month ban for eye gouging against Otago? Yeah, let’s just forget that the most disgustingly dirty rugby player of all time is a kiwi. Just focus on one not-actually-against-the-rules cricket delivery. You cunt.

>>10211782
>red rooster
patrician taste. cant stand cunts that shit talk it

>>10211469
based alcoholic

>>10215851
I don't get the appeal. They charge more than your local charcoal chicken and the food quality is worse and the price is higher. Fuck, I can get a decent roast chook at woolies for $8 now. I'll give it to them that they saw they pushed hard into delivery which was a good move, and I've ordered them a few times pissed or too hungover to drive, but otherwise I wouldn't go near em. They're redundant.

>>10216131
This makes little sense but I'm pretty pissed. Just fill in the gaps pls

>>10216131
Have you actually been inside a Red Rooster?

>>10216131
I agree. Also, though it's been almost decade since I've had anything described as "fast food" I remember Red Rooster food being salty as fuck.

why do anglos put everything into pies?

>>10216141
Yeah, what difference is that supposed to make?

>>10213960
yeah, get in your yirochoppa you and fly back off where you come from

>>10210943
>>10211209
Hi there!

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>>10216153
pretty sure they changed their recipe for alot of stuff so now its just bland and boring mostly, nothing special

>>10211912
Sounds like you're cookin it wrong mate

>>10209682
What is some good food to eat while watching Australian cartoons?

>>10216269
worked

>>10216427
what

>>10210971
lol, you understood perfectly what he said which is why you're butthurt. Truth hurts faggot

>>10210994
An oyster, that's your example of auustralian cuisine? Pick a fucking shellfish up out of the sea and GDAY MATE LOOK AT ME GRAND NEW QUISINE, SHES BONZA

what have you created, bazza? what have you created

>>10214390
I've noticed the same thing. I think it's related to the way certain demographics of people in australian society, I'm talking the higher educated or moneyed type - when they say the word 'mate' there's always a slight pause or awkward inflection and you can just tell they're forcing it for authenticity points, or to fit in. is lol. same thing happens online, you can watch two nerds battle it out with words but as soon as it starts getting heated, one of them will drop a MATE into the sentence to establish his true aussie bloke credentials. It usually comes across rather insincere though and is HUGELY AMUSING for someone as bored as mee

>>10216565
i understand that you're now refering to yourself in third person, which is weird and you know it.

australia's cuisine is ever evolving, and we have very few traditions when it comes to food, and just as few original dishes that we can claim as our own. and even most of those can be traced back to other countries. we just bastardised them and made them ours.

but fuck me i love a good damper when we're out bush camping. dad's got his secret recipe that he won't share but it's top notch tucker with a bit of butter and vegemiteas a side dish to the yabby stew.

>>10216586
>>10214390

The bogan is a very real beast.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1519827934960.webm

>>10216614
They aren't posting on 4chan though.

>>10216721
do you wanna fukn /b/eatin cunt, why the fuk not.

what's walkies favourite cousine?

>>10211746
>go back to this guy again for a hsp
>out of chips again
imma kill this cunt

>>10217260
Glass that wog

>>10212539
Looks pretty great if you eat it before it gets soggy and flaky

>>10212539
pea soup is huge here in Finland.

in the military its on the menu EVERY thursday.

>>10213297
>cant tell if trolling

>>10215161
What kind of logic is that?

>>10217192

>>10217202
haha!

I always miss Australian banana bread. Toasting it was the best invention to banana bread since the sausage sizzle.

>>10209811
Flat white =/= café late

They are different drinks. A flat white uses less milk than a late would, and predominantly should have very little head. Compared to a late, which has more milk and a slightly larger head.

>>10218493
Are you a gril? Post feet plz

>>10215165
In nordic countries white bread is deemed unhealthy. We don't give it to children. Instead we eat full seed or ryebread.

>>10217260
>hsp
You should kill yourself for using a sydney uni pinko derived marketing term

>>10218493
Post feet

>>10218854
not to mention supporting terrorism

>>10218392
3rd world logic

>>10218493
Order a takeaway flat white at any Australian cafe, and you will get the same thing as you would have had you ordered a latte. There is just as much espresso in the cup, they top it up with the milk, and the cups are all the same size.

Sometimes when you sit in you will get a different cup with different proportions, but not the majority of the time.

>>10219897
>i can't see what's under the lid
wrong opinion

>>10219972
Nice picture. It doesn't prove anything. Try actually watching what they do.

>>10217202
>not posting mystery meat honey "chicken" served with steamed rice

For me, it's the fried dim sim. A Melbourne invention and delicacy.

>>10220215
GTFO you Melburnian hipster

>>10220239
>not enjoying a nice fried or steamed dimmy from the chish and fip shop

your loss

>>10220246

>>10220269
cringe and inaccurate, you would look autistic in any hipster circle wearing this

>>10220286
Do hipsters in Australia have ‘vark sauce?

>>10220286
>in any hipster circle
I bet you know quite a lot about them

>>10220269
I would've never associated Straya with hipsters. Something primal inside of me would have expected their kind would be tied to posts and fed to dingos.

>>10220435
Much of Australia is like California

>>10220312
I suspect so. I see it posted here a lot so I tried to buy some, but it's all sold out everywhere I look.

bought a vac sealed dry aged steak at the shop and it smells like fucking selley's kneed it

>>10213774
holy shit I miss those

>>10220666
why the fuck would you do that?

>>10209682
That's just british food with a shitposter flag on it

>>10209682
Went to Adelaide a few months back as a burger, and hot damb I miss those mini meat pies. Its all I ate for two weeks straight.
btw, I saw more porkers in Australia than I do in burgistan. Dont know why.

>>10211080
Similar to venison, yes, but more like beef. It's like slightly gamey beef. Can be tough if cooked improperly. I use kangaroo mince instead of beef these days because it's cheap, tastes practically the same, is extremely lean therefore healthier and better for the environment.

>>10211023
>that thin layer of iceburg lettuce
2healthy4me

can somebody answer my question??

>>10214390
To try and differentiate themselves from americans and brits. Pretty sure it's that simple. Pretty tryhard though.

>>10221015
which one?

>>10209811
all new zealand food

I need a shit desu famalam
Just ate red rooster for tea

>>10216586
american hipsters do the same thing but they type like niggers instead.

I think Australian cuisine can be summed up by #1 cooking show here.
When two groups (of about 12 people each side) had to go choose two people from each group to cook ‘Aussie food’ as the theme, it was the two asians on each team that went head to head.
We rely so much on a asains for our food, be it in restaurants or what we cook at home.

>>10216159
why not cunt.
my personal favourite is the ned kelly pie my old local bakery used to do.
if u get em early enough in the morning, the yolk is still soft in the middle.

btw bakery is run by vietnamese like most decent bakeries

>>10221070
Why do Aussies always claim Kiwis’ national cuisine as their own? Bunch of try hards.

>>10211059
Hi Chang

>>10220986
They are called nibble pies.

>>10216369
Never cooked it myself. Got served it three times when I was in oz. Don't have any complaints about taste but every time it was chewier than any meat I had encountered in my life.

>drive to kfc for a cheeky zinger last night
>order ask for extra sauce
>drive up with my money
>remind them about the extra sauce, since this location tends to forget
>get meal, no sauce
>drive away anyway
>chips were cold

why is Australian cuisine so elite lads?

>>10215155
They didn't ban it they just put some addittive in t that changed the way it smelt so boongs woudn't sniff it anymore. But considering they sniff petrol i don't think it made much of a difference.

>>10220988
The Pinnacle of Australian culture

>>10222546
On the receipt you can leave feedback back and they give you free shit. I hardly have to Pay now cos the dropkicks fuck up so much.

>>10217260
hsp is actually shit. I don't understand the meme.

>>10221744
committing crime is in their blood

>>10210997
I wouldn't say America really has a national cuisine, there's far too many regional differences. Like where I live, I'd consider deer to be apart of our cuisine because of how often it's eaten here but someone in the North East might not.

>>10215143
Too good for the fuckers. Should be mouldy bread and water.

>>10220988
Still holds the world record for chugging beer and because of legalities will never be broken.

>>10216614
What does the guy that got his head shaved say? I only understood cunt

>>10225984
>you want a go or what cunt
would you like a round of fisticuffs fine sir?
>you want a beating cunt why the fuck not?
for I will wallop you good sir, eh wot

>>10218392
prisoners complain about food incessantly because they're basically children

>>10209682
Australians are so fucking dumb they think they invented pies?

>>10210990
>>10215653
Australian man tries a spring roll. He likes it, but thinks it's not greasy or shitty enough for Australian tastes. Invents Chiko Roll.

>>10226313
we never said we did, we just love them
also meat pies are pretty much limited to the UK/Australia and New Zealand

>>10226322
actually we have spring rolls too
chiko rolls were designed to be more durable for watching live football so the pastry was made thicker
they're alright but I prefer pic related

>>10225984

>why the fuck [did] you let them do that?
>do you want a beatin', cunt? why the fuck not!

tldr;
>why.jpg
>#yolo

>>10226356
>4 pieces
>640g
what the fuck

>>10211341
>beer
>made of hops

I just vacationed in Sydney and I was shocked at how many chinese are in the country. It was like I was visiting Hong Kong. Almost all of the food & restaurants we ate there were chinese or owned by chinese.

>>10226797

adding:

The plus side is that so many good restaurants were dirt cheap. You can get any chinese foods or delicacies in the country... esp the seafoods.

>>10226797

I thought everyone already knew this? Australia is basically a Chinese colony with whites fleeing for the last 10 years. China owns, like 1/3 of our arable lands.

>>10220988
whats with all the fake microphones
and happened to the microphone on the right

>>10226356
I fucking love these things lad they are very noice

>>10228423
Richie Benaud was an ex Australian test cricketer who moved into commentary via journalism after his cricket career was over
he was a commentator for 50 years and people dress like him at the cricket because he was such a mainstay part of cricket commentary for so long
he died in 2015 btw

>>10229523
yeah they're pretty good
sweet chilli sauce or dumpling sauce is best with them imo

>>10213960
fuck up cunt

>>10215165
Needs more splitcock

>>10215165
Wait swagman, you forgot your koala! Don't daddle too long at the billabong on the way to class.