/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10204610
Or maybe the only faggots that would think of sustaining themselves off of flavorless nutrient shakes are low-T beta males that can't open a jar?

>>10204610
>soyboyism isn't rea-

>>10204610

Why would you Every want to not eat real food?

>>10204610
>Someone thinks smart instead of hard
>4chan complains

>>10204674
>Someone spends 2.74 on a bottle opener
>Not using a towel or duct tape

>>10204674
>spending money on a crutch for your inability to perform even the most lightly physically demanding tasks
>thinking smart

I ate this almost exclusively for about a month and now I have about one meal a day with them.

Ama senpai

Soylent is a bad meal but it's the best nutritional shake, and if you think I'm wrong I'd like to know what kind of nutritional shake your prefer because my doctor recommends I drink them

>>10204720
height/weight/build

Why did you do it? Does it affect your sex drive? If someone wanted to give up on women, but masturbates multiple times daily, would drinking this curb urges? Asking for a friend.

ITT: disabilities don't exist

>>10204610
>Hasn't watched Soylent Green.
I smell newfags.

>>10204768
someone with a legit disability that was unable to grasp objects tightly would have adapted to it a long time ago and have the proper tools.

>>10204768
That's a good point.
Find us a post by that user mentioning an actual disability rather than just being being a spaghettiarmed manchild. Then there'll be egg on all our faces.

>>10204674
>Eating packaged shit from whatever is smart.
Genius.

>>10204619
this

>>10204768
the guy is still a huge fag, but i often think of this when people laugh at those dumb infomercial products for being 'useless', when most of them are meant for those with disabilities or mobility issues

>>10204816
The person in the OP pic might be a programmer with carpal tunnel syndrome who has difficulty gripping objects

>>10204831
entirely possible, and if he is then he's obviously not a fag for requiring a bottle opener

>>10204610
Not surprising really.

Listen, I admit that sometimes there are things that take me longer to open or are harder to open than I think. But like.. a bottle of water is probably the easiest thing in the universe to open and a soylent bottle is probably extremely similar in a strength test. Jesus man.

>>10204860
>these "people" shill their shit on ma 4chainz
sad

>>10204752
6'2", 170 lbs, lowish body fat (around 12% last I checked) with probably small-average build

I originally did it because I was very busy doing grad school, and wouldnt have much time to cook as well as not being home sometimes for 16hrs a day. I always ended up eat just garbage food or getting takeout. I got Soylent for a cheaper alternative (the powder is a lot cheaper) and for something that was 'healthy' as in relative to what I'd eat otherwise. I stopped only drinking it because it was too much, but I have it always for breakfast for convince and I'm usually too lazy to make a proper breakfast as I hate waking up.

Also, no, as far as I remember it had no impact on my sex drive. If anything I was eating better than I had before and I had more energy after a long stressful day

>>10204610
i didn't give my brother in law a present for chirstmas. i like him just fine we just live in seperate worlds. i've been on the borderline of sending him a case of this shit since november. i couldn't bring myself to it and i'd rather put more into my savings, so i just got him nothing.
>i'm just all like, fuck jesus, my dude. so i didn't get anyone anything.
>next year just don't bother with the amazon card. i'm long walmart anyway

The simple act of looking at the bottle opener made my already small penis shrink

>>10204868
I bought a few soylent a few weeks ago. They weren't unopenable by any means, but I will attest that they are tighter than the caps on most products. I imagine someone with small hands, or someone who doesn't perform manual labor could have a problem with them.

They're also stupid expensive for a shitty macro profile, and taste terrible. So going out of your way to buy something to open them seems like the height of retardation.

>soyposter
Being a soyposter makes men into weaklings. They look for excuses for being so beta.
>hurr the soy is in my food
>hurr this is why i'm going to be alone forever
>hurr fucking soy cucked me
>hurr my parents fed me soy in my food
Little do they realize every meta-analyses points towards isoflavones not reducing test or increasing estrogen. Fucking brainlets, every one of you I swear.
Do us a favor and livestream your suicide OP.

>>10204610
Is it actually healthy? I kinda want some for when I'm too lazy to cook so I don't have to eat mcdonalds shit.

>>10204610
Does soy make men into beta faggots, or do beta faggots naturally preffer soy?

>>10206457
>do beta faggots naturally preffer soy?
Pretty much this, though I doubt soy helps any.

>>10204674
>unable to open a bottle designed to fint in a child hand
>smart

>>10206457
Ask yourself, weeb.

Do you guys get your bull to open your bottle?

>>10204860
kek, based soyanon

>>10204768
Disabled people should be removed from the gene pool anyway.

>>10204953

>6'2", 170 lbs

Good morning Mr. Skellington

>>10204610
So whats your excuse for being a fat neckbeard faggot?

>>10206719
lolwut?

>>10204860

>>10206735
Unless you look like Brad Pitt in fight club (5'11" 155) you probably look like shit at a BMI of 21. BMI is pure shit for individual assessment anyway.

>>10206735
My BMI says I'm obese, but I've got a flat stomach and the veins on my forearms bulge out. Will soylent fix this?

Soy memes aside, why would you pay to deny yourself one of life's greatest pleasures? This is equivalent to paying somebody to fuck your wife for you.

>>10204671
It's made for people who don't have time to chew food.

What exactly is Soylent? I always assumed it was just a new type of bottled grab n go protein shakes or for people trying to lose weight.

>>10204860
hope this guy commits suicide soon

>>10206921
Some people are into that.

Do people actually believe the soyboy meme or are you all just pretending to be retarded?

>>10206921
Its for people who know they need to eat, but can't cook so they eat the same slop every day and get sick of it

>>10206944
It's a scam version of a protein shake.
Seriously you can make a more nutritionally complete shake for cheaper if you know what you're doing.

>>10204619
yes, but consider this: for a body builder to gain muscle mass they need to eat more calories than they burn, oftentimes 3k or more. So, any mealplan based off of soylent will prob only give 2k, maybe 2.5k at most, with not nearly enough protein to gain muscle.

>>10206623
>Blister from opening a bottle
Jesus christ my dudes.

>>10204610
>contains no soy

>>10204610
I am sick of this belief. This is a cooking board for fuck's sake, we make good tasting food here, the ingredients do not concern us for the most part. Are you guys really so paranoid that you think a couple of soy beans will turn you into a fucking bufty?
Even if soy does contain xenoestrogens, you can counteract those by maybe exercising 15 minutes a day. Think of athletes, they eat a whole shit ton of calories but they exercise that out of their systems. You just need to generate more testosterone than the xenoestrogen you're consuming. Its that simple

If you can't exercise 15 minutes a day, you have far bigger problems than worrying about a certain kind of beans in your food

>>10207025
The hubris that some people have. I'm betting 100 years from now, people will think we were all retarded for pumping xenoestrogens into the population then thinking the best way to treat the people who ended up mentally deranged was to chop their dicks off and give them implants.

>>10204860
I think these soyboys open there mouth cause they are begging for cock

>>10207062
>premixed products are more expensive than something you can make yourself
never would have guessed

>>10204610
>>>/pol/

>>10207125
How is soy-based food product in any way Politics related?
Maybe you're just butthurt?

>>10207062
>My time is worthless
Thats all I hear when people on here suggest spending a lot of extra time to save 10 cents to a dollar a day

>>10207025
It's jut a way to troll people. It's the new "cuck" ever since that fell out of favor. I'd be surprised if it stayed around until the end of the year. Then again people do feel to get offended by soyboy pretty readily, so maybe it will stand the test of time.

>>10207130
>Making a protien shake takes a lot of time
...Are you fucking serious right now? And it's way cheaper than a dollar a day.

>>10207147
Sorry I meant, you'll save way more money than a dollar a day.

It's sheeple... Soylent Green is sheeple...

>>10207094
consider this:
how much you eat matters a lot more than what you eat

That bottle of soylent has 400 calories and 20g of protein. Drinking 8 of those a day gives 3200 calories and 160g of protein, more than enough protein to build muscle.

You can gain and lose weight eating almost any food on earth. some are easier to gain weight with, some are easier to lose weight.

>>10204610
Im ready to go on record saying it really bothers me that lentils are not an ingredient in soylent.
What even is that name?

In college, all the computer science kids would drink this stuff. It was "more efficient" than cooking or eating real food.

When asked about flavor, they said "food is just fuel, it's not mandatory to enjoy the taste".

I'll tell ya, that rustled my jimjams

>>10204610
>that pic
alright I laughed

>>10204752
I mean I'm pretty thin, but I'm not that skranny I don't think. I used to eat a lot better, run , lift, play lots of sports etc. But after starting college I kinda became a shut in and I got a lot worse. I basically stayed the same weight but lost all my muscle and now have a shit body. I knew I needed to start lifting again but didn't realize it was this bad until taking this pic.

>>10207538
>getting mad at other people's opinions about food

They changed the recipe from what I remember it used to be whey.

but SPI is fucking irreducible waste tier. Shame this could have been so good.

>>10206921
See
>>10204953
When I only had a couple hours max of free time a day I didn't really want to spend it cooking / doing dishes. This let me 'eat' as quickly as possible while being cheap and relatively healthy

>>10207097
I got blisters opening a bottle of Manhattan Special the other day.

>>10204860
What language is that on the bottle? It has the sharfes S (ß) which I usually associate with German but it seems like it has romance language elements like 'non' and the way j is being used. Is it Walloon or something? It must be lowcountries

Is soyboy just a new term for numale?

>>10207603
well one meal a day has basically been sucking on soy gravy what did you expect?

>>10204868
I ripped my hand open trying to open a bottle with a metal cap, when i finally looked at it, there weren't even the perforations in the metal, fucking old sobe bottles were shit.

>>10207628
yeh

Well I only started that this past academic year after starting grad school. The process of body transformation began during my undergrad

>>10207671 Oops meant for
>>10207635

>>10207614
Wouldn't straight protein powder and some vitamins be better and cheaper?

>>10204610
It's part of the Soylent® Lifestyle for the modern man

>>10207625
The main label on that bottle (you mean that container with Soja Drink?) is German, but for whatever reason, it's labelled in French below the main label.

>>10207835
You need fats and carbs. Soylent is basically soy protein, algae oil or something, rice powder and multivitamins with extra stuff for flavour

>>10207606
>>they made fun of me for spending my time cooking instead of watching TV

A better alternative to Soylent for a snack - OGO Spice Crisps. These meet FDA's DV requirements and actually taste GOOD.

Thoughts on Huel?

>>10207925
You don't have to mix protein powder with water, milk would be fine for a meal replacement.

>>10207121
>open mouth?
>must be for cock!
hmmmmmm

>>10208324
Not really because you would not be getting the proper nutritional breakdown from your calories. You would be having far too much protein, minimal carbs and no fiber.

>>10206359
This

Also they only focus on soy because they can me a le epic phrase that rhymes and they can blurt out easily without thinking.

None of them even realize the same thing is in any product that comes from a female and many other plants, its in your beer, your eggs, your meat ect, its pathetic.

Sitting down and having a pint with a cut of steak makes you as much of a "soyboy" by their logic.

>>10204610
Drinking soylent will turn you into a qt3.14 tranny

>>10204953
Mmmm. Trap build.

they are selling it in 7-11 by me
I wouldn't ever buy such a retarded product, especially since it was formulated by a software engineer and not actually someone with any knowledge of nutrition
fact is muscle milk has better macros

however!
I am interested in tasting it because I hear its terrible, so I might buy a plain flavor and a chocolate one

>>10204619
this shit is for people who hate eating
and you need to eat to get strong
therefore soylent fans would automatically be weak as fuck

>>10208582
We say it because it's such a simple thing that drives you to bitch even though you admit it's pointlessly stupid, you're still so buttblasted

>>10208582
eating soy also implies you are vegetarian, which also makes you a pussy faggot

>>10207858
I can feel my balls shriveling just looking at that image. Fuck. Must counter.

>>10206359
The only based post in this spergtastic thread.

>>10204637
>what is satire

>>10208713
>only vegetarians eat soy
We're dealing with a truly retarded person here boys.
I'm omnivore and I eat tofu patties all the time, shit tastes godly if you flavor them properly.

Post your face. Let's see how masculine you are.

>>10206944
Its a massive conspiracy to neuter white men and allow for the Muslim takeover. Also to homosexualize frogs(?)

>>10204610
The square bottles are pretty difficult to open, you have to either hold it from the bottom or hold it down against a table.

>>10207860
Switzerland.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArAQxXJPD3Q

>>10207603
damn nigger i bet you can eat the fuck out of them tree stars

>>10209109
Don't forget muh flouride and comet pizza, lol!

>>10209170
Kek is this a land before time reference? That takes me back

>>10207603
don't shave your beard to below your chin, shave it completely or learn to shave a full beard
it looks trashy and gross

You're right, I normally do it underneath my jaw/chin but I skipped with the razor this morning and had to shave that part off to make it even. Perhaps I should have just gone clean shaven.

>>10209545
For
>>10209226

>>10209545
No. Either do it below your jawline, where your neck starts to turn into your head, or shave it off completely. Don't shave it at your jawline. It might look okay looking straight at yourself, but you';; look like a fucking moron who never taught himself how to shave.

>>10209562
Yeah that's what I meant. I do a curved line from my earlobe to a little above the top of my Adams apple.

I didn't think it looked that bad how I had it though, at least better than clean shaven but you're a better judge than me so I will take your advice and shave it all.

>>10209578
I'm rockin' a beard right now. Call it unwarrented advice and do whatever the fuck you want. 4chan is chocked full of shitty advice.

>>10204860
Why the tooth paste? Muh flouride?

>>10207625
Ungesüßt means unsweetened

why the hell do they say cacao instead of chocolate
it all seems stupid to me

Does this product turn you bald or redirect hair growth to the neck? Or is that a correlation instead of causation.

>>10209778

Do they work though? I hate buying food cooking it etc... do these fill u up?

>>10209914
Yes. They left me feeling quite satisfied and energized. I would actually crave them over the shitty meals I tended to prepare myself

>>10204671
The original creator is a turbo autist who hates food and views eating as little more than a chore necessary to fuel the human machine.

>>10209778
because chocolate has an unhealthy association

>>10204610
Soylent makes men think they are woman.

>>10204610
Its pretty convenient. I take one of these with me to uni and just sip on it whenever I get hungry. It prevents me from having to buy overpriced fast food/shitty healthy food on campus, and then I can use the time I would normally take to make lunch for the next day to make a real dinner. Tastes better than just buying a protein bar or some random snack between classes too.

Im actually pretty surprised soylent gets so much flak. I've never ran into anyone that doesn't use it like this.

>>10207625
No firm anywhere would ever use walloon it's been dead for a century at least. Walloon speak french. And it might have been the germanic part of Belgium or Lux, but Switzerland seems right.

>>10206947
They all attempt it some point. You can't totally substitute your identity to a food item and stay functional for more than a dozen of months.
And like for drugs the comunity make you feel miserable when you try to wake up and quit that shit.

>>10204860
Why is he doing that with his mouth?

>>10206823
Was this shoop his plan all along?

>>10204610
http://www.fertstert.org/article/S0015-0282(09)00966-2/fulltext

>>10209833
I hate what soygoys have done for men's beards.

>>10204702
Or you could just open the with your fucking hands