/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10185888
>crying because he couldn't get chicken
Some people deserve to be euthanised.

>>10185888 (checked)
>crying in a bathroom
Maybe it's time to lay off those soy products ya chubby boomer but I'd be happy to gas you myself for even frequenting either of these two lame dog outlets.

>>10185888
What did he mean by this?

Brits are fucking mental
I've worked in Starbucks located in Welcome Break- a place that's always near highways having a bunch of shops and fast-foods, but on the night shifts only Starbucks and some small shop was open (obviously because there's no profit in keeping all places open all night for a much lesser amount of customers)
I can't even count how many times some fat cows, or families with kids come to complain to me with shit like
>uuu duurr why is the kfc not open i want fries from them
>you don't have cola? now where's your manager
like how this is my fucking fault jesus I only make coffee here and my fucking manager usually sleeps all his shift in his car

>>10185980
>a much lesser amount of customers
it's "fewer customers" you fucking retard.
Fuck off back to Poland if you can't be bothered learning the language.

>>10185976
Dick to dick refill, bitch!

>>10185987
pretty sure both work just fine you dill hole quit getting mad at the polish for taking your minimum wage jobs away

>>10185996
Not that guy but no, that's not proper English. Who cares, but it isn't.

>>10186003
ain't it? shit nigger i thought it was

>tfw kfc was my favourite fast food
>didn't live near any, lived near McDonalds and Subway instead
>start diet 2 month ago
>KFC opens near me

Goddamn it, why wasn't it there when I was eating unhealthy

>>10185978
>Calling the cops because KFC is out of chicken
That absolute state of britcucks

>>10185996
Well, you're wrong. They don't both work and I only called him Polish to piss him off because chances are he's actually English and simply just too fucking stupid to speak his own native language.

>>10185987
>>10185996
>>10186003
actually thanks for correcting me, no sarcasm here. I think it's not wrong, but your just sounds better and it's something an Englishman would have said. I've started to learn Dutch so my English got rusty.
And don't worry Oliver that was a few years ago when I needed money for studying, I have now a good job in Poland, so have fun with your shitty weather and even more shitty shitskins

>>10186015
nah mate good call with the Polish thing, so no reason to insult me by calling me a filthy Anglo

>>10185978
>Please do not contact us about #Betrayal1000Children - it is not a police issue if you can't accept diversity

>>10185976
>>10185888
its clearly a satire account

>>10186028
You must be joking?

>>10186011
>R-rule Brit-t-t-t-ania!

>>10186011
why is the Anglo gene so degenerate

>>10186153
They lost their best in two world wars and their government and media has been infiltrated and corrupted.

>>10186156
that makes sense thank you anon

>>10185888
>brexit will help us

>>10186153
they have never been the great rulers they claim to be
the british people have ALWAYS been subservient cowards who are happiest when they are being crushed under foot of authority

it's laughable really, What is there to be proud of?
they have no rights, they have no power, and they never did. That's just the way they like it

>>10186153
Blind pursuit of capitalist riches has driven Anglo's into the Jewish trap. At least their passover edition of coke is good.

>>10186306
>Anglo's
Nice English, faggot

>>10185888
Fake news. Grandpas don't cry

Literally a Boondocks episode.

>>10185888
Donn't worry the police are on it!

>>10185888
fucking boomers need to be holocausted.

>>10185978
can i call them about my neighbor flying the st. george flag because it's racist?

>>10185888
Surely you brits have good fried chicken places to go to, and don't have to go to a chain that sells subpar food. Or maybe your KFCs are better than they are here in the states.

>>10185978
Jesus fucking Christ in a side car........and people make fun of Americans? I mean yeah, there's lots to make fun of in America, especially social defects who call the cops about fast food. But I've never seen an entire police dept here have to say "stop calling us about your lack of fast food". That's nutty shit.

>>10186514
That's a fake account, dingus.

>>10186514
to be fair, tower hamlets is a literal no-go zone and approximately 0% anglo

This fucking thread. Americans really can't hack patter, can they?
Unload some decent banter, not rounds into kids.

>>10186529

>>10186011
Why are they so obsessed over policing eating utensils?

>>10185888
>>10185978
What the fuck? This is literally the plot of an episode of The Boondocks, except set in Britian.

>>10186361
>>10186591
This episode?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pyW6w5B7Aw

>>10186599
>"PEOPLE HAS KIDS DEY TRYIN' TO FEED. AND YOU MEAN TO TELL ME WE CAN'T FEED OUR KIDS?"

You can try cooking something at home and let them go one day without fast food.

>>10185953
>>10185971
fucking faggot morons get your iq checked

>>10186156
This. The UK is literally hell on Earth at this point.

did this nigger had a role in the chicken shortage in the UK?
Will he survive this crisis?

German software at the heart of it.
Where did I hear this before...?

>>10186599
>all the people raging are niggers
damm they really take their fried chicken seriously

>>10186468
Are you Welsh?

are brits even human anymore?

>>10186028
fucking obviously

>>10187272
she has a point tho, they announced a special long in advance and didn't buy enough chicken to actually meet request

>>10187524
they are either inbred with small faces on large heads, or pakis

>>10187579
There's always the disclaimer while supplies last. This is true for any special, regardless of the industry. Common sense would also tell you that they will quickly run out, and if you want to take advantage of it you better get there early. But common sense expecting too much from a sheboon.

>>10185987
>rages at poles
>pakis are awrite m8
Australian republic when

>>10187759
wut

>>10186153
Because fucking Cromwell let Jews back in.

>>10188092
"- I just wanted to say," he said. "Ireland, they say, has the honour of being the only country which never persecuted the jews. Do you know that? No. And do you know why?"

He frowned sternly on the bright air.

"- Why sir?" Stephen asked, beginning to smile.

"- Because she never let them in," Mr. Deasy said solemnly.

>>10187665
But I need dem chickins for muh keeds!

>british subhumans proving they aren't worth the fat and salt they shovel into their pudgy, pasty maws every day
I hope to got the chinese invade and slaughter *nglo subhumans. I don't even hate the brazilians this much.

>>10186011
>all of that daily mail
Why though?

>>10185978

>Meanwhile american rioting over special sauce running out early or in limited stock only.

>Videos of amerifats stomping on packets of special sauce and eating it off parking lot floors.

>>10188320
Why would China invade he UK?

>>10185888
He's right, though, KFC is way better.

honestly, its for the better
like most fast food chains there high in trans fats and shit that just isnt good for you
ik if you need something fast whatever but whenever i hear the argument "but its cheaper" i get frustrated because it isnt cheaper than cooking at home along with it being much healthier (most of the time)

>>10185888
>Crying in the bathroom. Can't show weakness in front of them.

>>10185976
I want that kind of love, like that docking kind of love, like penis in the foreskin kind of love, just like warm, just like...

>>10186011
>have to pay a license just to watch tv
why?

I work in international supply chain.

KFC is a laughing stock right now. They switched their internal system and did little to no testing or prep and it completely fucked their logistical operation. Hence no chicken.

>>10189520
Their media is state controlled.

>>10189520
>brits pay for state sponsored cucking indoctrination
sad desu

>>10185980
>I only make coffee here and my fucking manager usually sleeps all his shift in his car
The ironic thing is that some Starbucks locations used to sell sodas as a part of now-discontinued Fizzio line.

>>10187302
probably.

>>10189532
Do tell us more. Might be good for a laugh.

>>10189542
Strewth!

>>10186011
you realize most daily mail articles are flat out lies? like not just hyperbole, but real fabrication

>>10187471
Like two people seemed vaguely angry, everyone else was good-humoured about it

>>10186580
why do you need to ask stupid questions?
>>10189552
suprise basically every "democratic" nation on this planet does exactly that, even the amerifats

>>10185953
>>10185971
>what is a joke

holy shit 4chan....

>>10191118
spergs can't into humor

>>10185953
> crying because he can't get chicken
I want you to read this again, and actually think

hahahaha look at those bongalongs and their stupid meme *posts 40 frog threads in a single day*

lmoa

>>10185888

KFC sucks anyway. Do they not have any other fried chicken chains in the UK?

>>10191309
in europe Ive seen many chicken grills, but not many fried chicken places

>>10186008
you live near christchurch airport you fucking nigger

>>10189427
>just like...

Chicken, prepared in the kuntuky manner.

>>10191267
kek

>>10191267
tip top

>>10186534
It's funny because it's true

>>10190536
It doesn't matter. The idea behind them is still true.

>>10186011
lol that police advert in the newspaper is just a section of the standard caution everyone in enforcement has to give before you start questioning someone. I've given it loads of times.

"You do not have to say anything, but it may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned something which you later rely on in court. Anything you do say may be given in evidence"

>>10190517

Not that guy, but they swapped from a firm that was very knowledgeable in the area to one that had no experience, and nowhere near the number of staff or sites to handle such a contract.

>>10192095
>The idea behind them is still true.
the idea is that certain governmental policies and communal ideologies lead to absurd or unfair events. if the events themselves are made up, there's no valid evidence that the idea is true.

>>10191267
absolutely destroyed that soy boy
praise kek! praise kekistan!

>>10192239
Keep drinking that Kool Aid, friend.

>>10186599
>>10187471
I remember a million years ago there was a comedy sketch that had all the raging darkies, and they cut to a white guy and he was like: "Oh, I guess I'll just have to pick up a pizza"

>>10185888

>>10192440
lol

>>10192305
>applying reason is drinking the kool-aid
You are working against your own interests by accepting misinformation.

Racheal Ray had a chicken recipe on this week that looked 10 times better than anything that comes from KFC:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adUef78LYFc
https://www.rachaelrayshow.com/recipes/26519_cornflake_fried_chicken_and_waffles_with_pecans/

>>10190536
gb2/leftypol/

>>10186011
One of this pictures isn't even from the UK... They don't use cents

>>10185953
autist confirmed

>>10185978
I'd expect this in America, I thought England was better than this

>>10192519
Absolutely false. I don't know why you globalised one-world-one-people(*cough*government*cough) groupthinkers expect us to swallow your "self-defeating" argument. It's your interests we are working against. Not ours. You can't even begin to comprehend our interests. You're too busy gloating about your self-perceived intelligence to be smart enough to understand an alternative point of view.

>>10191113
Shut the fuck up you retard

>>10185953
>>10185971
The ABSOLUTE STATE of 4chan. All of these "internet is serious business" faggots who can't pick up on an obvious joke.

>>10188144
Apparently I need to read Ulysses.

Thanks senpai.

>>10194649
>LOL I said something stupid I trol u

>>10186451
You would think the hamburglar would have co-conspired this stolen chicken fiasco.

>britbongs can't even afford chicken after brexit
KEK

THANKS BREXIT

>>10194961
The main character is a Jew.

>>10186026
>Spiteful retard does something stupid and removes himself from genepool

ggez

>>10185978
tower hamlets is bengal not britain

>>10191309
london has chains like chicken cottage and morleys

>>10189192
Link? Or are you talking about that one vid of the spergs from like 4 months ago.

>>10185953
>>10185971
morons the lot of ya

>>10185978
I live in East London so I can say that Tower Hamlets is pretty much 95% paki shit skinned low IQ muslims. Not much white people left around here.

>>10187579
Dang... you're right. She should just stay there talking about how hungry we kids are instead of finding some food.

>>10189520
because we get 2 channels without adverts

>>10195709
top kek

>>10192305
If it's a problem then it should be easy to write real articles about it, don't you think?

>>10194211
You're fighting globalism by signal boosting fake articles about persecution of locals. I agree that we have to defend ourselves against human trafficking and from being overwelcome to the point of betraying ourselves, but the articles you're posting still aren't true and it's probably more convincing if you use real ones.

The day England becomes 100% poo will be the day this kind of shit will stop happening.