/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10183572
remember this attitude when you discover you're out of stamps, asshole

ill fuck your whore mother you genetically inferior shitposter

>>10183572
>YOU EXIST ONLY TO TELL ME WHAT I NEED TO PAY
You don't do the math in your head as you pluck items off the shelf?

>self checkout has a no singles policy

>>10183578
>using stamps
>not just using the meter at work

>grocer joker has decalibrated all the scales
>pay $37 for bananas

>>10183572
>DONT FUCKING TALK TO ME
>TELL ME TO HAVE A NICE DAY

>gets bullied by high schooler

>item doesn't scan
>whip out the old "that means it's free" chestnut
hilarious every time, isn't it, wagie?

>>10184448
devilish

>be able bodied adult male
>"Why yes, I would like help taking my groceries to the car"
>I intentionally parked at the back of the lot

>>10184448
>enter upc
>neetcucks btfo

>>10184171
I would have assumed that >>10183578 meant food stamps... this is the cooking board after all, thief.

>>10183680
bitch i'm not calculating 8.87% tax and remembering which items are exempt

>>10184569
your country dosn't have a fixed rate GST (goods & services tax) that is included in the price of the item?
wew.
do they also list prices like $1.99 but charge you $2.00 even when you pay electronically? i mean that's daylight robbery.

>>10184609
>do they also list prices like $1.99 but charge you $2.00
I've never even heard of this

>>10184609
tax is usually calculated and added after the stated price. it's because tax is different in every state and even within counties/cities it's different. i don't know what the fuck you're talking about with the 1.99 thing

>>10183572
Is anyone else really tired of these stupid fucking "rage comic" images?

>>10184740
Not a rage comic retard.

>>10184769
I mean it basically is. we just replaced LE EBIN
with TFW.

>>10184769
it's even lazier and faggier and more autistic and fuck you you invalid cunt

Tfw go to publix after work cause it's on my way home. Buy shit. Go to check out. They ask me how im doing. " im off work" with a big grin :) im such an asshole lol.

>>10183572
>Buy jar of Bleu cheese dressing for salad and nothing else
>qt clerk: "oh wow, just dressing huh? You must really like salad"

>>10183572
>t. unemployed frogposter who maintains what little self esteem he has by acting like hes above retail/food workers

That's no way to rack up good boy points

>>10185870
Obviously the answer to this is "no, I just really like dressing."

>>10184448
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>10186543
You shouldn't spend too much time posting in the bathroom, better go back to work before they realize what you're doing in there.

I've been there

>>10187694
...He wasn't waiting hours after his post for you to reply. That reply was a little late. I mean I still get it, but...

>wagie forgets to thank me for providing job security

>>10183572
concentrated, weaponized autism. We should release you on Saudi Arabia to wreak havoc.

>>10184740
>>10185812
>>10185820


I knew redditors weren't very smart, but wow.