/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Just eat overnight oats. Takes like 2 minutes to prepare.

There's something not quite right about this soylent phenomenon.

>>10175489
liquids are easier to consumer than solids, and 0 min prep lets me drink it in the car on the way to work

I cook and eat for pleasure because I'm not a husk

I don't know about you guys but for me it is a tough choice. My wife only lets me pick one treat a month so I usually flip a coin between getting soylent or getting another month supply of the 'vark.

>>10175495
Mummy I no like eat mummy I just want to drink cum all day mummy nooooooooooooooo!

>>10175489
>don't eat a complete meal, eat this bowl of nutritionally useless junk instead, it takes only two minutes to prepare

>>10175539
>Oats
> nutritionally useless junk
You've got to be baiting.

>>10175542
>oats
>complete meal
You started it.

>>10175494
There is something not right about social media. I find it to be some of the most absolute disgusting debauchery. I kind of just want to punch him in the face.

>>10175487
>>doesn't taste good

>>10175494
>market food as being convenient, only add water or just even just buy the premixed version
>still buy it from a foodtruck even though they literally won't do anything different than you would
This is even more pathetic than the fact that he's a soyboy. It would be like going to a restaurant to get a bowl of cereal with milk.

>>10175557

It has its niche... it's not going to catch on as a total meal replacement system for 99.9% of people but if you're very busy, curious, and/or looking for a novel way to get nourished quickly then it could become a well established product. I would definitely try one, and maybe even occasionally have them in specific situations.

>>10175505
Fuxkin kek

>>10175585
it replaced my breakfast as a wage cuck. get them delivered to your door, drink them on the drive, and you're not hungry until break for about $3? sounds good to me

>>10175495
>Wake up
>Drink white fluid. Doesn't taste really good. Doesn't feel good either, but I'm not hungry
>Drive to work. Deal with traffic.
>Do my job. Look at the clock, waiting for a break where I can do nothing. At least it's not work.
>Go to lunch. Have more of the liquid. At least I'm not hungry.
>Go home, get something on the way. It makes me feel a little sick but I like the taste, I guess.
>Watch television. Think about famous people doing things. Maybe I'll be like them. Maybe I'll do that.
>Go to bed
>Repeat

other thred i posted on is a meme
desusenpai id rather just make my own: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ld556fDLQ0

>>10175628
this is a disease far more complex than the simple symptom of wanting an efficient meal

>>10175632
you know one day i might be autistic enough to actually make my own

>>10175632
If you're going DIY, Huel is better than Soylent because their original formula is already cheap stuff you can get anywhere: oats, pea protein, rice protein, coconut oil, flaxseed, sunflower seed, plus a vitamin pill. Adjust to your specific needs.

>>10175634
I was highlighting that accepting such soulless food because it's fast is a grave sign of losing your humanity.

Crypto, La Croix, Eric Andre, and Soylent are all memes but are all good.

Most of my meals are replaced by coffee. I barely get any nutrition so soylent works for me. I don't need it to taste good. I need to to be convenient, shipped to my door, and cheap. Memes are good kids, just don't fall for raw water.

>>10175662
I hope you don't drive a car and all your posts to 4chan are made via mail

>>10175666
I'm not going to drink Soylent, Satan, I'm going to stick to my slow cooker meals and have a good meal that actually tastes good.

>>10175662
then haven't we all strayed too far? (fast food, restaurants, etc.)

>>10175487
It's WAY too fucking expensive for what it is.

>reasonable price
>almost $400 for a month's worth

300 calories for $2.69 is fucking awful. You can get pinto beans at $1 for 2500 calories.

>>10175674
can you really buy something pre-formulated and pre-packaged with a stomachable taste for less?

>>10175679
It was originally marketed to be super cheap poverty-tier food.
Now it's upper middle class hipster food.

>>10175675
This. Also, peanuts:
>0'85€ for 250g where I live
>In 100g:
>27g protein
>Almost 700kcal
>Like 20g fiber and nice fats
>You don't even have to cook them

>>10175684
Meant for>>10175675

>>10175684
Huh. That explains a lot. We have these at work and no one ever touches them. The majority of time we just each dinner on the companies time and if there's a time crunch we simple don't eat and get the job done.

>>10175709
intersting perspective, if you're company's rich enough to comp your dinner why the fuck would they provide soylent? are you in software dev or computers at all?

>>10175711
Data center. My boss bought a couple of cases because in theory it sounded like a good idea. But everyone wants to eat solid food.

>>10175686
protein is nice but soylent provides the full spectrum

>>10175716
by the time i got to the office i would't drink it. i expect free shit from a fancy company to be at least enjoyable (from donuts to steak)

>>10175487
>Alright, memes aside, what do you think?
Dumb. Perfect for /ck/.

>>10175489
Fuck that. just put oats in a bowl with milk and milo. Takes 10sec to prepare.

>>10175495
Get better at time management.

>>10175733
first time here unironically. was this bait for you guys?

>>10175717
Drinking soylent means you are on the spectrum.

>>10175757
at least i get my 20% per serving ;^)

>>10175487
>reasonable price

why not get these instead

>>10175770
how much are you willing to spend on a no-nonsense meal? $3 may seem like the high end, but anything less feels like desperation

>>10175772
because they're essentially the same price and I haven't tried them

>>10175780
>essentially the same price

lol no

>>10175780
They taste pretty good and are perfect for when you get your wisdom teeth pulled

>>10175788
but i already have both sets of teeth pulled and i enjoy my soylent

>>10175487
as someone who was poor and stupid enough to join the military and eat rations all day I have to ask
how poor and stupid do you need to be to drink baby formula?