/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10171194
Can I still sell it to nu-males online for thousands of dollars?

>>10171214
>hahaha dae nu-male cuck incel libtard
go back to /pol/

>>10171278
>he is ignoring the swarms of people, and the pictures to prove the demographic of Rick and Morty

>>10171278
Go back to plebbit. I would call you a cuck but it doesn’t count if you’re single and just fantasize about being a cuck.

>>10171289
Rick and Morty is fucking hilarious. You're just a salty cunt that takes memes too seriously.

>>10171298
Post a pic of your shitty beard with you mouth open, I'm sure the meme tracks.

Is this really a thread that warranted existence?

>>10171302
>my whole worldview is so warped by the only social forum I ever visit that whenever somebody disagrees with me I imagine they look just like those memes in my echo chamber

>>10171302
/pol/lard, stay in your low IQ containment board

>>10171321
>that shitty deflection
So it tracks. Once again memes are reality.
Praise kek.

>>10171289
>>10171292
id rather be a cuck than a drumpf supporting nazi
and im not surprised you dont like R&M, it's probably a bit too smart for people like you

>>10171321
>>10171322
triggered
>>10171333
checked

>>10171333
are you even hearing yourself lmao

is this thread real?

The real again is: is it vegan?

>>10171518
>this is your average shitposter nowadays

>>10171194
Dude you realize you're literally risking your job by posting this?

>>10171528
>literally risking his $9/hr McJob
Yes I'm sure he's extremely worried

>>10171278
t. numale

>>10171518
who cares.

>>10171542
Being fired like this can negatively impact future job hiring. Dumbass.

>>10171322

>>10171194
please god please give me some please I waited in line for hours and they ran out please oh please give me some sauce please

>/pol/!
>reddit!
>neckbeard!
>soyboy!
every fucking thread

>>10171740
Yarp...

>>10171740
We are sorry, anon.
did you want to have a serious discussion about a mcdonalds sauce that was reintroduced because of a cartoon?
go ahead, what are your thoughts about this sauce?

>>10171740
/pol/ is the reddit of 4chan. /pol/ has always been the 4chan equivalent of Tumblr feminists.

>>10171759
There's a middle ground between 100% serious no fun allowed discussion and no-effort rote shitflinging repeated verbatim/ad nauseum in every singe thread.

>>10171779
The people baiting them don't help either. I'm guessing nearly every person who tells other posters to go back to /pol/ for literally any reason were baiting with /pol/ shit up until very recently, but they realized they could get more (You)s by going the other way.

>>10171542
If he doesn't want the job, then why is he working there? Dumbass.

>>10171786
Well here is your chance.
We are all waiting with bated breathe to hear your insights into mcdonalds sauces.

>>10171194
>hoisin sauce

>>10171337

>>10171933
>rightwing Facebook meme

>>10171786
Found the soyboy

>>10171970
Found the cuck

>>10171800
I'd rather people just stay on topic instead of derailing every thread with nonsense. /pol/tards may be annoying, but they don't have to be engaged, just like vegan bair

>>10171955
You’re just mad because you love every one of those things

>>10171982
>ur a soyboy
>lookism on /ck/
You're a soyboy-poster. Fag.

>>10171194
That depends, is it better than Chick-Fil-a's Polynesian sauce?

>>10172106
It’s not.

>>10172161
Eh, I'll try it anyways since it's easier to find a McDonald's in my area than it is a Chick-Fil-a. I'll just bring something to deal with the R&M idiots.

>>10171194
soyboy: the thread

>

>Watch Rick and Morty
>All the jokes are easily predicted
>Subtlety, what's that?
>Appeals to pseuds
>As expected of pseuds, the fanbase styles itself as intelligent but chimps out over some meme sauce loaded with HFCS

Is the average American typically this subhuman?

Fake jews..

With this much callow child-speak I'm thinking tendies. You people just sound like unshowered bedroom shut in.

>>10172562
You forget all the foreigners asking if they could find the sauce in their own countries.

>>10171321
>le epic Shia maymay
by all means, keep proving his point

>>10171337
>RRRRRIIIIIICCCCKKKKKK!!!!
fuck off cuck you don’t belong here
>>>/r/the_donald

>>10171632
no one cares
if you get fired from a shitty job you just don't put it on your resume
wa la

>>10172764
>falling for bait this easy
I think it's you who needs to leave

>>10171194

>>10171298

>>10171786

There's also a difference between allowing playful banter to occur and getting butthurt because you like Rick and Morty but hate getting lumped into it's fanbase

>>10171322
calm down ya spearchucker

>>10173869
What do you call these wind monkeys?
*distant WIGGABOOS!*
Wiggers
I caught this wigger staring saucy at my mistress!

>>10171194
So when is it supposed to be released?

>>10171278
You don't have to be right wing to hate nu-males and feminazis. I'm fairly liberal but I hate the most vocal people on the left. These faggots are the result of the "participation trophy" and self-esteem movements of the 90's. They grew up never being challenged, never really growing up due to helicopter parenting, and now that they're grown-ups, they're useless whiny shitbags. Instead of looking inward and changing what they don't like, they blame society. I grew up in the same way but I've slowly came to the realization that I hate being a useless shit. I hate to admit it took until my mid 20's to change but ultimately, I wanted to take stewardship of my life. I'm still learning, but I'm working towards being the man I want to be. Someone who is resourceful, handy, and self-reliant.

They're just as nutty as the stormfront and uber religious people on the right. And no, I'm not shitting on religion, I just think certain groups are too pushy with their beliefs.

Finally, the intellectuals won. Brainlets like you would never understand the level of intelligence necessary to grasp rick and morty's brilliance

>>10174074
my nigga

>>10171194

>>10174074
But being a "man" is oppressing.

>>10171194
Cincyfag here.

I looked up online and found out the 2017 stunt with this crap was only hosted by McDicks in the ghetto. This was even before I learned that they were only handing out five packs per location.

Why do you people sound so desperate and stupid? Watch this show or don't, But don't come across like a fucked up mess.

You just seem like people who need a lot of professional help.

>>10174277
I'd argue to those who seriously believe this that not being a man or an adult is self-oppression. If you're not able to take care of yourself and don't strive improve yourself, you're really limiting yourself as a person. We've only got one life, but most of us choose to live a mediocre life instead of putting in some hard work and ending up living an awesome life.

Nothing is better than enjoying the fruits of your labor and taking pride in your accomplishments. Just don't be too vain about it, and don't do things just to seek approval from others. Also, don't let failures get you down, learn from your mistakes, and don't get too caught up on trying to be the best at something. You don't have to be a hyperfocused, type-A personality to find success, you just need to hold yourself accountable and just make an effort to improve yourself.

>>10174503

and what hardship and misery does your personal accomplishment cause in this world of misery and collapse? You're probably causing more suffering by 'accomplishment' than just existing quietly. We're dying to carbon in the atmosphere and you're looking for ways to "progress". You're just ruining shit in hopes of feeling better.

>>10171321
>forum
you need to go back

>>10171759

It's really a question of: do you want to discuss something novel, or do you want to have the exact same thread ad nauseum.

>>10173351

Or perhaps it's a matter of wanting to be pleasantly surprised by a thread rather than seeing the exact same thing without variation.

>>10174530
>>10174540
There's absolutely nothing wrong with having the same thread over and over again.

You don't like it? Post your own threads.

Otherwise piss off back to >>>/reddit/.

>>10174540
>>10174530

>>10174551
Well said.

>>10174518
You must be a pleasant person to hang out with. I'm not saying fuck people over or purposely fuck up the environment, I'm saying find things that are meaningful to you and add value to your life and pursue those things. Shit like creating music, building shit, cooking, writing a book, pursuing knowledge, hiking, joining a rec league, growing a garden, beekeeping, etc.

I'm not making this out to be a pissing contest. The accomplishments that I'm talking about have more to do with personal growth rather than focusing on extrinsic things. I'm just saying it's better to find wholesome hobbies to distract yourself from this "world of misery and collapse" than it is to whine about shit that you can't change anyways.

>>10171933
>Overwatch
>Funkos
>I fucking love science
It's okay when it's things I don't like

>>10174565

then continue being a bulwark on normality. I'm sure it will pay off in the long run. Maybe some asshole like musk will force you idiots into living a useful life. I seriously doubt it.

>>10174585
What is the great sacrifice are you making to humanity that is making you a self-righteous prick? If you want to wallow in your own misery and mediocrity, go ahead. I'm just going to continue trying to improve myself and have the happiest life that I can have because at the end of the day, none of this shit even matters. Life has no meaning outside the meaning you create for yourself, so might as work towards being the best person you can be.

>>10174633
Not him, but he's right and you sound butthurt beyond belief wew

>>10174645
He's right but what can we do about it? Do either of you honestly want to live in a pre-industrial society? We all complain about how we're killing off the planet but I don't see anybody making any serious changes to their lifestyles. Reducing your carbon footprint is just a feel-good temporary solution that doesn't get at the root of the problem. I'm not saying we shouldn't strive for lessening our impact on the environment, but unless we're committed to living in a post-consumerist society, we're royally fucked. We're already at the point where where we can't return the planet to what it was before the industrial revolution. Many climatologist make this claim and I believe them.

Nobody is committed to making such radical lifestyle changes. You and that other anon are using electronic devices which are most likely powered by burning hydrocarbons. Your electronics contain toxic materials that damage the environment if not discarded in an appropriate manner, not to mention mining the metals used to build these devices are damaging the planet. Your devices are also built in china where human lives are being exploited in deplorable conditions. You both probably drive a car or use public transportation which emits carbon dioxide and other greenhouse gases. If you want to drive a zero-carbon emitting car, that still causes damage to the environment through the production of these vehicles. Those batteries are terrible for the environment and are toxic if not disposed of properly.

I know the world is dying, that's why I don't want to bring anymore people into this world. I'm just trying to enjoy the ride since nobody else is willing to make the scarifies needed to save this planet.

>>10174726
>>10174633
>>10174585
>thread about reddit and memey devolves into actual philosophical conversation

>>10174752
At least it's something different, rather than shitting on soyboys/nu-males or shilling shitty fast food.

>>10174556
>>10174551

Don't even like rick & morty and I've been here longer than both of you.

>>10174795
>I’ve been here longer than you
>thinks this is something to be proud of
I have been coming to 4chan for 12 years, /ck/ since 2012, but I sure as hell don’t see it as anything to be proud of. Anyone who does is definitely trying to cope as a newfag.

>>10174726
>that's why I don't want to bring anymore people into this world

Giving birth to a line of righteous eco-warriors would be a more conscientious decision. Anti-natalism as an environmental measure is naive in game theory terms as you'll be one of the few who make that choice and no one else has to or would in the first place.

>>10174813

Do you lack reading comprehension? It wasn't a boast.

>>10174825
t. newfag

>>10174825
>oh you must be dumb because you read what I said and accepted it for what it is even tho I meant to imply something else without giving any indication that’s what I was implying
How fucking stupid are you?

>>10174820
I see your point, but whose to say that these kids aren't influenced by society to continue consuming? I would just be making the problem worse by adding more consumers. Corporations would rather burn down the planet if it meant they could make more of a profit. If we as a society started making an anti-consumerist push, there will be a lot of corporate blowback. I just don't see us changing. We're very shortsighted, and being programmed to seek out instant gratification doesn't help either. We would rather destroy the future for our progeny than suffer inconvenience and discomfort. Maybe it would be better for life on this planet if we wiped ourselves out and hope a sentient creature evolves out and learns from our mistakes. Unfortunately we're probably going to take everything else with us.

>>10174837

>being this dumb and angry

>>>10174831

*yawn*

>>10174853
>*yawn*
Go home boogie

>>10174795
Really doubt you've been longer than me this shitehole.

>>10174853
you outed yourself as a newfag redditor, now get out.

>>10171333
Fggot

do i risk my mcjob and steal some
the box says not to open until feb 26

>>10171194
>Who's ready for Szechuan Sauce?
Only if it means i get to read about brawls and people making tons of money selling these things online. Otherwise I really don't give a fuck about some stupid meme sauce.

>>10173869
Revisiting Xavier is fucking gold. it has aged like a fine wine, my buds and I have been watching an episode every other day and it feels more prescient now than it did when it originally aired.
And FYI: it's all free on AS's website now http://www.adultswim.com/videos/xavier-renegade-angel/

>>10174983
It's free money. Do it.

>>10175074
but i really like this job

>>10175086
unless your manager is sucking your dick on the reg, you'll move on from there anyway
might as well have fun

>>10174752
>philosophical discussion is considered devolvement verses memes and reddit discussion
I am legitimately serious when I say this: kill yourself

RRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAA!! YOU CAN’T HAVE ALL THE SAUCE MMMMMOOOORRRRTTTYYYYYY!!!!!

>>10171194
OOOOOOOOOHHHH YES BABY
WUBBALUBBADUBDUB MAN
GIVE ME THE SAUCE
*SCREECHES*
MO-MO-MORTY THE SAUCE I NEED THE SAUCE
TO GET SCHWIFTY YEAAAAAA

>>10171194
What does the sause even taste like?

>>10171289

>Rick and morty

Good thing the thread is truly about fucking sauce

>>10177094
hoisin sauce

>>10171759
I’m excited for the new sauce, My previous favorites were honey mustard and Barbecue. What about you, which is your favorite?

WHENS THE SAUCE OUT WE GOTTA GET THAT SAUCE WHERES THE SAUCA WUBALIBASUBUB!!!! MORTYYYYY!!111

>>10177269
Fuck off McDonald's marketing & research team

>>10171194
I dunno about the rest of this thread but I'm unironically gonna go out and get some nuggets this coming Monday to try the sauce.

>>10171194

>>10177281
I hear some people eat their nuggets with honey, I haven’t tried it before though. Have you?

>>10171194
Fucking. Epic.

>>10171194
buy a whole bunch and stock them in a closet for a few years then ebay them.

>>10177384
They'll get valuable just like those Beanie Babies right?

>entire cartoon turns out to be Dan Harmon trying to meme the sauce back into existence
>he eats so much of it he dies

I'm ready.

>>10171278
>hahaha le alt-right fascists
go back to rebbit

>>10172097
Nah, he's right about you soyboy.

>>10177419
But he already had a bunch of it and gave it away for charity.

>>10171322
>muh pol boogeyman
Back to re*dit retard.

>>10171933
fuck off blackedTM shill

>>10171278
crawl back to that autistic cesspool you fags call reddit.

>>10177792
You must literally be retarded. I’m not upset with you, I just feel sorry for you.

>>10171278
t. soyboy

>>10178145
t. soyboy

>>10171933
>tfw BLACKED shitposting made me enjoy BBC porn