/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>buying a fifth at 9am

didn’t sleep last night after a 3 day bender. This morning I was a bit anxious, but now it subsided so I feel quite alright. However I tried to take a nap and failed. What if I won’t be able to sleep again tonight? Is it possible to have insomnia without anxiety? Should I get some beers just to take the edge off?

>>10170221
yeah a couple beers on hand will help

Woke up saturday and sunday with a sharp pain near the stomach.
Would be important to mention I qas fucking drunk both evenings...

>>10170225
headache maybe

So I fisted a hooker tonight.

>>10170238
How was it?

>>10170238
did he hollar? was he like "OOOH AHHHHHHH"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

>>10170238
Nice.

I've got the whole day to myself. No work, no wife.

Any good and new ways to get off? Don't really want to cheat or anything, just haven't boned in forever since she's preggo and that's really creepy.

>>10170238
A male hooker right?

this thread's off to a good start, I see

I once pissed on myself for being too drunk.
And then puked on the pee (my pants).

>>10170268
you dont know what youre talking about, do you

>>10169909
I tried your IRC channel and some bitch named "valka" kept banning me.

Not gonna join again. Wasn't fun while it lasted, either.

>>10170242
It was surprisingly tight at first. Took a lot of work to get my fourth knuckle in, and I have have big hands. Vaginas are strange beasts.

>>10170272

>>10170272
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZeDFwTcnCc

>>10170376
lol. that actor hit it out of the fucking park in that film

just treating myself to a few drinks at lunch time. literally nothing wrong with that. it's just a treat :)

>>10170381
It's my favorite movie. I usually don't like watching movies more than once, but I've seen NCFOM at least 14 times.

>>10170400
i tried reading his books but i dont like his writing style. he also wrote "the road", which is another great film

>>10170258
Hang urself while jerking off. Bonus points if u don't make it out alive and ur wife finds u like that.

>>10170407
I've heard of 'the road', but I didn't know he wrote it. I think I might've seen the film adaption, and wasn't really keen on it. Tbh I like Cohen Bro. films in general tho.

>>10170421
it has the guy from lord of the rings

glad this thread is failing. stop advertising that shit irc channel also.

>>10170313
They're made to pass fetuses through them.

>>10170512
>9am
>thread failing
Do you even drink? Even most functional people are just barely awake at this hour.

>>10170555
fuck off fag.

>>10170512
yeah nah fuck off cunt

>>10170512

>>10170571

>>10170407
>i tried reading his books but i dont like his writing style
can agree with this. read that book with the preacher cant remember what its called, didn't really like it. probably doesn't help this addiction of mine.
anyway the road was a pretty good book even though i dont like his writing style, movie was good too. prefer to rewatch comedies while drinking though.
at any rate managed to take a shower this morning, 722am currently, going to go cook a couple eggs then idk what for the rest of the day, get drunk again and pass out i guess.

>>10169909
Does anyone have any experience with Wellbutrin?

>>10170601
It's 1:30am here, I have some vodka left over. I'll try to finish more of it before I inevitably pass out. Currently listening to pop punk. Food-wise I think I have some canned soup in the cupboard and pasta salad in the fridge.

>>10170619
shiieeet nigga where do you live? stralya?

>>10170628
That's right m80.

>>10170407
His writing style is quite distinct and I can see not everybody being a fan. I think it could grow on you, though.
The Road is probably a better place to start for that. Just don't expect it to be any more uplifting than the movie.

The /lit/ favourite is Blood Meridian which I've not read myself.

>>10170637
Are you anywhere near the Gold Coast?
We could meet up for a beer and a chicken parmigiana.

>>10170646
>The /lit/ favourite is Blood Meridian which I've not read myself.
you should, it's really good

>>10170646
Uplifting as in tone of writing or ease of reading? I'm tanked and haven't seen the movie.

>>10170647
Nowhere near GC but I do love me some parmas & chips.

>>10170669
>Uplifting as in tone of writing or ease of reading? I'm tanked and haven't seen the movie.
it's extremely bleak

>>10170669
you should see the movie by the way
it's kino

>>10170607
yeah made me violent

>>10170667
I know. It's on the list but so are a lot of other books.

>>10170669
What >>10170673 said.
It's not a difficult read at all but it's a pretty depressing story.

>>10169909
Too apprehensive to drink today because I just started a new medication. I've been awake for over 12 hours and don't really have any symptoms. I'll see what I feel like by tonight, if I don't feel too bad, this will be my first day of not drinking.

>friends invite me to go to a pub
>"no thanks, not gonna drink today"
>end up blackout drunk solo in my apartment
>repeat for a year and a half
>don't get invites anymore
>mfw I succesfully drank my social life away

Wew what a ride last few years were.

Wish I could go back.

>>10170601
You mean Blood Meridian? It's a great book but yeah it's hard to read. I mean, the style really works to really entrance you into the fucking feverish world and story, but it also makes it exhausting to be that deep into it. I had to take a break after each chapter.

There is hope for you guys. Don't give up, and try something. Self control/sobriety is cultivated and starts with the smallest acts. If you are going through DT's only taper with medical supervision. I love you guys al/ck/ but be sure to not just circlejerk eachother and try to improve you life or the life of others if you can.

fuck i feel like shit today boys. just gotta get thru it. im sure two nips would fix me right up too bad i cant drink at work

>>10169909
So I'm sitting in my room right now. I've got all these books, games, movies, and instruments. I'm looking at everything and can't get interested in any of it. I don't want to go anywhere either. I literally just turned on a machine to turn it right back off again because I thought to myself "Why would I do this."
I'm sober right now.

>>10170793
I recently reread the road, so good but yeah pretty bleak. It's good to read when you're cold and hungry. I love Cormac McCarthy, child of god is a really great short novel about this outcast dude's descent into depravity and shit

>>10171123
>get drunk

EVERYTHING IS FUN

my parents recently discovered hypnotherapy and have been pestering me nonstop to try it, they think it'll help me quit drinking but the way they rave about it is really starting to unnerve me and frankly it sounds like some pseudoscientific bullshit

>>10170920
Know that feel
It's probably not entirely your fault

>>10171166
>EVERYTHING IS FUN
then why do I only watch tv when I'm drunk

>>10170254
>he
>>10170259
>male
What is it with fags? You do know that 98% of people aren't gay men, right? Not wishing to sound confrontational but even on 4chan it's odd that so many people think this way

>>10171190
We take everything for granted these days but had /tv/ existed in the middle ages, the literary form would never have been created

Spent the last 3 days stressing because my iolite wispr 2 vape was dying and those fuckers are expensive, opened up the drawer to get the box/accessories because I was gonna try to sell it as broken, open the box... and there's a brand new, unused iolite wispr 2 vape sat in there. I've NO fucking idea how. I've had this vape like 2 years and the (presumed empty) box has been sat there all this time. What the fuck just happened? Christ I wonder what else I do while blacked out. I mean I can only assume I bought it at some point in the past but have no memory of it. Fuck, maybe I'm going insane right now, this is weird as hell. Brb searching for other treasure

Might fuck a prostitute
Haven't had sex in a while
But I reckon I'm too addicted to porn to even enjoy it

>>10170221
Probably not as deep in the lifestyle as you but I binge on interesting podcasts when hungover. The more interesting the easier to sleep. Plus I learn things if I don't sleep and having my mind busy is great to not think too much about how miserable I can be.

>>10171260
Which podcasts? Have you Listened to The Last Podcast on the Left?

>>10171227
Only real problem I have with hookers is the need for condoms. Zero chance of me cumming while using one, and zero chance of me barebacking a hooker who doesn't make punters wear one.

>>10171269
OBDM and No Agenda

>>10171310
Will listen.

Check out the Jack the Ripper episodes of the aforementioned. It's in 3 parts. Fell in love with their show

>>10171269
French podcasts, sorry.

I drank a 12 pack last night from about 7 PM to 10 PM. It takes 12 hours or so for that to leave your body, so I should be fine after 10 AM or so, right?

I work from home and make decent money but I just feel so lazy. It's so easy to drink all day and I do.

I'm getting paid to drink at home and jerk off.

>>10171310
There's a podcast called Cults on parcast. It's really well made with professional audio etc. It's all about the psychology and development of cults. Cool shit.

True Crime Garage is pretty interesting too.

>>10171359
Fine to buy more? Or what... You were probably fine at midnight.

>>10171032
I'm trying to quit but it's very hard. I have to quit though it is fucking destroying me. I'm in a really bad state and things are falling apart badly. I just gotta quit. This is horrible.

>>10171269
If you like Last Podcast, I think you'll like Lore. It's not comedic, but it is informative; it's another Horror/History podcast. It goes into detail about a lot of mythos and tragic history, for example he also did an episode on H.H.Holmes. There was also an episode on the origins of zombies, like where the word comes from, and those tribes that had the "real zombies." Real in the sense of, people who had basically been chemically lobotomized, but apparently that's part of the origin.

>>10171397
What do you do? I desperately need a work from home job that's reasonable.

>>10171452
I'm a medical device rep. I work remotely and have to travel maybe once a week. The rest of the time i'm just bullshitting.

>>10171459
How did you get into it?

>>10171463
I have a masters in biomed, worked in ER's for years, didn't get into PA school so I took it back to the drawing board.

It's a tough field to break into. I only even got the job because my cousin hooked me up. The good news is that if you really want to get into it, sales experience is more important than any sort of medical training. If you've got a background in sales you're miles ahead of the kids just coming out of college. I'm only 25 and the company I work for is pretty small. I make 50k a year but they pay for like nearly everything while I"m travelling. I met some other med reps at a bar yesterday and they told me they make 160k a year. Nuts.

If you can get into the field it's well worth it. Everyone gets sick. There's always demand.

>>10171463
>>10171486
I am also an alcoholic so this makes this interesting lol. I was down in south florida for a week and just got wrecked the whole time. Working on cutting back, but it's hard when I just work from home and no one really monitors me.

>>10171495
Its so easy to drink when you’re bored and alone. I tried wood-carving and gaming but I’m better when I’m slightly envibing.

>>10171166
I really have to stop though. I'm starting to have some problems after 10 years of drinking. The problem is I haven't done ANYTHING without being drunk in the last 5 years, I would always drink before doing anything or going somewhere.

>>10171448
>tfw this feel just makes you more inclined to drink

What constitutes day drinking?

>>10171566
all of it

>>10171552
Yeah it's easy to get wrapped up in the fucking despair. But I am mentally and physically exhausted from it and I just need to fucking stop this shit otherwise I might lose my fucking job

>>10171566
If I'm drinking at all it'll be from the very moment I regain consciousness until the moment I pass out again a few hours later. I'll sleep maybe 3 or 4 times every 24 hours. In my case it's all just a desperate attempt to spend as much time unconscious as possible, because reality is unbearable. It's why so many people end up hooked on heroin in prisons.

>>10171566
By normie sensibilities I'd say any drink or drinks taken before 5pm, or if you have a drink or drinks anytime during the morning or work day.
I've been day drinking for years now.

>>10171535
>I would always drink before doing anything or going somewhere.
Even driving?

>>10171612

>>10171591
I've been jobless for a little less than a year now and have been drunk the entire time except for about 2 weeks. It's like what I probably really deserve from my family is a bullet, but they aren't mad at me. Today might be my first sober day ever though since I'm not withdrawing, but I seriously have no idea what to do with my time or anything work related. I live alone and all my friends live apart from each other now across the country.

>>10171612
I would have a small amount and drive to the movies or a restaurant or some such thing, or to somewhere I knew people.
People treat you like you already are a murder if you have 2-3 shots and drive, and you can be as mad at me as you want to, but I've never had any traffic incidents, and I've stopped doing it now after several years altogether, mainly because I'm trying to stop drinking altogether yet again.

>>10171628
I really think there is a correlation between being far away from family and being an alckie. When I'm home I tend to stay busy and prefer to not drink in excess.

>>10171655
I mean I know I could flip a switch right now, have a few drinks and be interested in everything again, but I'm too tired of the endless cycle to leave the house and how fucked up in the night and the next morning is starting to scare me. I hardly ever sleep and I'm just completely emotionless and hardly do anything but sit around in silence on the computer. I'm pretty sure I don't have anything left lying around in here but I don't really know.

>>10171628
How did you lose the job?

>>10171678
Sounds memey but have you thought of adopting a dog or something? Definitely will give you something to do.

anyone got that montage pic of smirnoffbro with all the bottles/drugs?

>>10171705
Hip collapsed while I was working and I simply had to walk out. I told them I was going and I knew I wouldn't be able to get the job back. It was a part time warehouse kind of a job, they only offered part but they had overtime every day.
I ended up getting a hip replacement because of that.

>>10171796
many such cases

>>10171707
I've never had a pet in my life and I don't want to take care of a dog solo. Maybe someday way later.

>>10171827
THE smirnoffbro pic. it's posted a lot in these threads

dawn of the second day

this makes me want to kill myself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIpi0kle1g0

I'm gonna make it lads
Though I can't wait to be at the level again where I can casually drink just a few beers with mates and not feel like getting a buzz means I must get blackout drunk. Training yourself to say no when your inhibitions are naturally lowered is a bitch.

>>10171941
this never happens, sorry man

>>10171966
I've made it to that level before mate (though it helped that I was nowhere near as much of an alcoholic as some in this thread, ie I've always been able to say no to day drinking because I didn't want to become a true alc), just relapsed for a bit.


But yeah, it might be possible that I can't do it, I'll just say no forever to the liquid jew then I guess.

>>10171935
Who are these guys? They're pretty funny

>>10171994
David Mitchell and Robert Webb, British comedians who frequently collaborate, they're a bit of a duo
I think this is a bit from That Mitchell and Webb look, a great sketch show
They're also brilliant on Peep Show, a (sort of) sitcom

>>10171994
Mitchell and Webb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5gQ_rruDmc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1NfWIaYed8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pDTiFkXgEE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4p0uw42cdo

>>10171994
>>10172007
Btw, EXTREMELY relevant sketch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRbj1Q4tXNo

>>10171796
>>>/tv/94869308

>>10172010
>>10172007
>>10172026
These remind me of WKUK

>>10172061
thanks

>>10172010
That first one always hits me in the feels

Here's another quintessential al/c/ sketch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIRtfIrNOZU

>>10172082
this is actually how my brain works.

>>10169909
who fukken /plowed right now/ nibbas?

>>10172099
btw this is the only time i feel truelly happy to be honest

>>10172105
I have a journal I've kept since 2009. I was such a fucking sad kid. I woke up drunk yesterday and had a few beers with breakfast as sunday always demands and read the old thing. Made me real sad.

I always downplayed it, but I think i've always been miserable. Drinking helps temporarily but the comedown is always too rough. Which is why I just keep drinking.

>>10172125
>>10172125
i honestly dont know ehat to do
im at the end of my rope'

>>10172139
You get WD's? Any kindling? I just don't know how to enjoy life sober. It's so boring.

>>10172125
I can relate. Never been happy.

>>10172160
a friendly al/ck/ posted this in a thread a few months ago and I listen to it all the time

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QssASLurwJI

unrelated sorta, but very good song.

>>10172125
>>10172160
I've enjoyed time I've spent with people, but I don't think I've ever been happy either. Ever.

>>10172125
>>10172160
>>10172174
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5CVsCnxyXg

>>10172180
>"Noah lumps and no surprises"

>>10172099
I wish I was but my time is running out, I can't get heavily drunk anymore, the price is too high.
This first day sober has been grim so far and it's not even close to over, I've been awake almost 18 hours now since last night.

well i made it through work, but not before getting myself with the table saw

>>10172339
How bad is it.

if anyone wants any advice from a former al/ck/ just post your questions. I lurk every thread

>>10172404
How to easily be sober immediately and forever pls

>>10172410
>immediately
ain't gonna happen. taper or benzos. It won't be easy depending on your intake.

I'm convinced that PAWS never dissipate with time. You just miss the good times less and care less that your life is now shit. You get used to the fucking depressing tedium. PAWS lasts for life. This is why I keep relapsing, I'm convinced of it. It just means either finding something new to legit enjoy, which is near enough fucking impossible bar some miracle, you learn to be OK with life being terrible or you relapse.

>>10172417
How about the forever thereafter bit?

>>10172427
it gets (somewhat) easier. I'm about 1yr sober and I still feel like the lack of alcohol has left a void, but hey, at least I'm not fighting WDs anymore. I'm in uni now which wouldn't be possible if I was drunk every day like I was, and I even managed to get a gf (although she doesn't know about my al/ck/ past). The brainfog went away after a month or two. and now I actually sleep well. It hurts to be sober, but the positives far outweigh the negatives.

>>10172443
How about when some tragedy hits?

>>10172453
I should have mentioned that I see a therapist. I feel that when something hits, I can use my therapist to cope instead of a bottle.

>>10172457
Therapy doesn't seem to help me. Last one told me to stop coming because she didn't think it was working, lol.

>>10172487
>she
there's your problem mate

>>10172491
I had an older woman as a therapist once, years ago once I really started to become a full blown alcoholic, she was a nice person but it was the biggest load of horseshit ever and a total waste of money. Just went to a psychiatrist instead who I felt was more valuable to talk to over time, he happened to be a guy as well.

>>10172505
I started off with a woman too, but switched to a man and it has been way more helpful. It's weird because I find it easier to talk to women, but in a therapy session I find it easier to talk to a man.

I keep stashing pints and then forgetting where I hid them. Does this mean I'm going to die?

>>10172578
This has fucked me up more than once. I'd sober up, then upon cleaning the disaster zone, find fucking bottles stashed everywhere and relapse.

For how long do i have to go sober to reset my tolerance? I can't afford my drinks anymore...

>>10172602
I noticed a full month only made a modest improvement in tolerance which was lost quickly. Alcohol tolerance is a bitch

>>10172602
>>10172633
It depends on the person. That anon said a month, but I usually love it after 2 weeks. It completely depends on your intake and also probably your weight/height etc.

>>10172654
lose it*

>>10172654
so if i'm light weight and average height i would lose mine quickly right? My tolerance has been building up for an year and the longest break was like week and a half and i didn't notice any difference.

>>10172719
Well I would say your intake is the biggest factor. If you're drinking large quantities of liquor for a long time, your tolerance won't go away as fast as if you just drank beer, for example. If you're a fatty, that might change things.

>>10172633
A month barely did anything for me as well. 5'11" 165lbs.

About to start my daily barf

Anyone else feel a noticeable cognitive decline after drinking for years?

I definitely feel a bit slower and dumber after 2 years of heavy drinking and a little poly drug abuse on the side

>>10172790
Yes anon been drinking heavy about 5 years now, was mixed up in ice for 2 or so. Gotta dumb ourselves down to fit in.

>>10172790
Yeah. Began noticing it (as did others) aged about 19, 4 years after I started daily drinking.

>>10172790
Yeah definitely after 5 years of heavy drinking I've noticed my memory is fucking terrible.
A friend of mine was in town this past weekend, and I couldn't remember if it had been 1 year or 2 since he moved away. I'm only 26 too so I'm some old senile fuck yet, but I'm getting close.

>>10172423
I don't think PAWS lasts a lifetime, but sobering up for an extended period for the first time definitely sucked. I realized I still possessed all of the issues and personal defects I had before my drinking went crazy. Stepping back and looking at your life, sober, after years of alcoholism is like stepping back and looking at a car you just totaled and crawled out of.

>>10172790
I definitely feel duller. My short-term memory has always been shit, so I have an alibi for that, but for me the worst part is that I generally don't even feel like being intellectual or creative anymore. It used to be pleasurable, now it mostly just feels taxing.

>>10172505
I saw a female psychologist once. I agree. Total waste of time.

I told her I was worried about drinking. She said if I drank more than 3 drinks a night I was an alcoholic and I should go to AA. So out of touch with reality. She was one of those, "you don't have to be religious, just spiritual types".

I've also met with male psychologists that were utterly retarded. One told me to go drinking. No joke.

I think it's a boomer thing to be honest. They're the dumbest generation ever.

>>10172919
>go to psychologists because you can't handle your own problems
>one tells you to do something about it via a support network, the other tells you do not worry
So what exactly were you looking for, someone to take responsibility for you and somehow convince you to man up using their psychology superpowers? You're pathetic, and it's not the psychologists that are the only retards in this situation.

>>10172919
Boomer's really fucked it up big time. I never wanted to admit it earlier in life because I'm the only son of 2 boomers, but holy shit.

>>10172934
No. I'm aware of what I am. But i'm also aware that most psychology is feel good bullshit with no basis in reality. I was miserable and thought maybe they could help. It was horseshit. All of it.

I honestly would have been better of talking to a priest. I think their worldview is more realistic than that of your average catlady psychologist.

You sound like a boomer.

>>10172790
I've been drinking for 10 years and my memory is still better than I would like it to be.

>>10172947
>boomer
>BOOMER
>BOOMERS EVERYWHERE
Wow someone has parent issues.

>>10172951
>>10172951
that was a fast reply. Sorry your generation ruined an entire country you dumb faggot.

>>10172951
If you have literally 0 parent issues, you may be retarded. You certainly would be a faggot.

Do you guys have jobs? If so how do you get through work with the hangovers and withdrawals? genuinely curious

>>10173001
it''s not fun

>>10172961
>>10172965
>calling people on 4chan baby boomers
Well, that's a new one.

>>10172790
Yeah, and it gets worse as time goes on.

>>10169909
Was in thread late last week. Starting a new job in 7 days after drinking 2-4 litres of cider a night for 10 years. Managed not to buy drink today so it's 12:12am and I'm sober. Haven't experienced that in a while. Stress about starting my job has been compounded by waking up this morning to find a card from the electric company saying they need to replace my meter. Meaning I'll have to clean my house and have a stranger in here while detoxing. It's enough to drive me to drink lol (I'm not going to though).

>>10173051
>2-4L cider for 10yrs
Only the dead can know peace from that heartburn

>>10173051
that's not that much mang. What's the abv? I think you'll make it

>>10173001
I quit working in a grocery after a year in 2 months because I was constantly really drunk or withdrawing on the job and it became unbearable. I was literally drinking 24 even inside the store and right outside of it in my car.

>>10173086
The thing is another guy in my department had to step down because the store manager found him chugging out of a bottle of vodka in his truck.

>>10170258
wtf I boned my pregnant ex all the friggin time

>>10171166
The fun stopped awhile back, now it helps me tolerate things.

>>10173060
I never really got heartburn, bloating and farting though, lots of that.
>>10173082
Yeah it's not that much, 4.5%-7-5% depending on the brand and my wallet. Thanks for the vote of confidence.

First day sober, wanted to make a month long tolerance break. Now i remember why i started drinking in the first place.

Man, it's not worth it.

>>10173425
iktf

boring right

>>10173425
It was my first day today as well.
Really depressing but I did some exercise so hopefully I'm tired here in a bit. I've been up for 22 hours now.

>>10173172
Iknowright? Was thinking the same thing.

how the hell was breaking bad ten years ago? fuck this. may as well just drink if life's gonna shart by so quickly. at least if i'm drinking i have something to do other than feel deathly bored and depressed. wanting to stop drinking gives me purpose. if i manage it life is unbearable.

>>10173489
>>10173504

It's not much the boreness, but rather feeling dumb and miserable with the man i am and i have been all my life

>>10173681
boredom* I'm retarded

>>10170238
once you got in what did you do?

>>10170258
>that's really creepy

men are such pussies when it comes to the madonna-whore complex. why would you marry/knock up a chick if you're going to immediately stop seeing her as a "woman" but only a "mother" immediately after? it's just as pathetic as NEETs that put their waifus on a pedestal.

50 days sober. Anyone else been committed since New Years?

>>10171603
Normies go to brunch and get mimosas and those dumb bloody mary's with bacon and shit stuck in them. And wine tasting is the ultimate normie activity.

>>10174032
Pretty close, I stopped drinking for two days and woke up this morning at 5:30am drenched in sweat in a full on panic attack. Needless to say i'm drinking again until I can get my hands on some benzos.

Why do I have heartburn for the first time in forever if I finally didn't drink today?

>>10174036
Well, I was thinking of it kind of as the time you "start" drinking too. Normies usually stop after their little breakfast things and don't go the rest of the day.

>>10174123
I get heartburn everyday that I don't drink. I think it is your body overproducing because you normally cram a ton of shitty food and drinks into your stomach, and they aren't there now.

>>10174129
Never understood how normies do this. My friends all ways tell me to "have a few drinks and then eat something" I immediately go into lazy sleep mode if as soon as I stop drinking. If I start drinking at breakfast, it doesn't end until blackout. That's why I don't day drink.

>waking up thinking it's Sunday but it's Tuesday afternoon

>>10174032
Nice one man! Any tips? Especially for the early days. How are you feeling?

W-we will manage to stop one day, r-right guys? I mean... some magical miraculous happening will one day happ and we'll be free, right? I thought a hot gf would make me stop. Failed and she left. I thought money would make me stop. It didn't and I spent it all. I thought replacing booze with hobbies would stop me.The moment I got bored I relapsed. I thought genuinely believing that I'd conquered it and staying clean for months would end it. I relapsed when the novelty wore off the following year. Pro help, hospitalisation, therapy, AA, group sessions, meditation, all nopes. It has to be a miracle, a-and it's imminent. RIGHT?

>>10174131
Makes sense to me if that's what it is.
>>10174140
Day drinking every day is a major turning point, even when you just start to do it at the very beginning for fun, but a few years will go by and you realize you just drink whenever the fuck you want now and it pretty much invariably lasts all day and into the night.

>>10174177
In my early 20's I used to day drink and drink liquor. I gave that up now that i'm in my 30's and only drink beer every night. So I consider myself a degenerate light.

138 days sober. Still out of weed. Depression slightly less today, but heart rate has been irregular.

Used to drink a handle of bottom shelf vodka a day.

>>10174163
I'm pretty much you except I've never had a gf.
I managed to stop drinking liquor and never buy any anymore, so I think there is still a possibility to be able to stop. In fact right now I just had my first 24 hours sober in like 4 months, and I had only stopped for 2 weeks before that last year because I had a procedure done on my leg.
I think it's still possible somehow to be able to stop if I've been able to make any progress at all to drink less, and I have.

>>10174163
I hope I'm not on that same path. I already lost the hot gf, I lost the job/money, and I lost the hobbies. Doing a months long thing, is really my last hope

>>10174199
I've always said that once you hit rock bottom you can't go any lower, and i'm always wrong.

>>10169909
takin' a shot, thanks doc
i need me that dose to get me through to Wednesday.

>>10170238
i fisted my best friend.(female) AMA

>>10174206
Yeah, you learn this when you look back and clearly recognize multiple rock bottoms in your life. There's only one very bottom of the situation and it's death unfortunately. You can always go lower as long as you live, it's terrible.

>>10174163
But i don't want to stop, this is the only thing helping me cope with the clown I am

>>10174221
Was she at least conscious.

>>10174239
very.

>>10174221
fuck off roastie

>>10174243
Ok, good.

any approximation as to when sleep becomes easier? fucking 4.45am and no sleep, day 7 of this shit.

>>10174389
It sucks dude, it's the number one reason I continue to drink. If you can get your hands on some benzos it will almost eliminate alcohol WD's. I know it's easier said than done, but it's the truth.

>>10174409
ugh, none of this feels real, i just want to sleep ffs.
>pointlessly lays down for another cosy hour of tossing and turning, mind racing

>>10174438
It's mostly pointless im sorry to say. You'll lay there and end up exhausted because you just want to sleep but can't because of fear of dying if you sleep. Truthfully, the best thing you can do is taper, or get a doctor to prescribe you a benzo to prevent it.

>>10171601
Shit.

>>10174163
I hold on hope believing drinking is a symptom of something inherently wrong with myself rather than an addiction that's developed. Maybe if I can be more confident, have more self-esteem, or some other problem, the alcoholism will go away.

I know that it started as a means to deal with anxiety but I can't make it any of it go away.

>>10174553
The problem is, there is no real way to deal with those issues. It's a big reason why doctors just throw mud at the issue and hope some sticks. The only way you can beat confidence problem or self-esteem problem is to solve it yourself or to continue to abuse alcohol and drugs (alternative medicine) The latter of the two is the only one that has worked effectively for a long time.

>>10174553
This precisely works the other way around for me. I don't drink everyday most of the time, I usually go on benders on vacations then stop. If it was just a simple physical addiction, then, why not? let's get help from the people who loves you! your friends! your partner!, let's stop drinking and you will be happy! you are just drinking much because you were born with a bad gene! life's gonna be better!
fucking bullshit

At what point does your body begin to break down?

>Started randomly vomiting for the past month nearly every day
>Think my organs are finally shutting down

>>10174636
The fucked up thing is you could probably reverse the damage that has been done. The human body is fucking crazy.

>>10174622
From my personal experience, it was right about 3 years of heavy drinking I noticing mental changes and withdrawal symptoms.

Knew I had a problem before that, but it physically started becoming an issue then. And now I'm fuck many years of drinking and I want sweet death to end it all.

Is there a discord for this thread?

>>10174206
Yeah there’s no such thing unless you’re forced to stop, I.e prison, or you’re able to stop because by some miracle you filled the void in your life with something other than alcohol. Without those you’ll never stop, so keep falling further down that bottomless pit.

>>10174700
No discord but OP posted an IRC

>>10174685
what's heavy drinking for you?

>>10174700

>>10174713
Bringing multiple flasks to work just as perspective. People have different limits to what gets them drunk.

Day drinking in general is a problem sign when you're working or at university.

>>10174742
Just trying to figure out what level of concern I should have for myself. I don't get "drunk" and I only drink between 8pm and 12am, but it's still clearly more alcohol that is healthy for any person

>>10174154
Yeah I hate that. Fuck, I remember going to my first AA meeting. Or trying to. Went into a room full of people who looked visibly confused by this sweating, shaking tard being there, asked:
>“i-is this the AA meet? I-I th-th-thought they met here at 7 on a Friday”
>“uh yeah...they do, but it’s wednesday...”
>“F- this is why I need AA! Top lel, sorry all!” *leave to sound of roaring laughter from the annual general chad and qt meganormie convention*
Man I got drunk that night.

>>10174755
If it's the weekend you're allowed to start at noon

>>10174453
Yup, laid there tossing, turning and fretting, now I've given the FUCK up, and am now back at my pc, utterly pissed off, indescribably tired, drinking a double-sized coffee. Fuck it, I'll just stay awake fucking forever, I mean why not. Only 6.19am and only been 7 days since I slept for more than about 35 minutes after all. No problem.

>>10174389
Buy CBD oil online. Trust me that shit worked and helped me sleep.

>>10174815
I'll try. I fucking adore pretty much everything about weed, omfg the cosiness of the sleeps even if I stop drinking, so i'll definitely try and report back

>>10174453
You saying my health anxiety is from all this booze?

>>10174823
CBD won't make you high, it'll just relax you and help you fall asleep. I take a THC/CBD oil and I can tell you it's comfy and I really don't get cravings or experienced any withdrawal symptoms.

been developing a crush on a classmate although I'm married and she really doesn't like me because I'm an ugly outcast

>>10174844
>CBD won't make you high, it'll just relax you and help you fall asleep.
yeah i know it won't get me baked, but there's something godly about weed, something which makes it absolutely effortless to fall asleep. if i feel the tiniest bit of sleepiness i just lay down, instantly begin snoozing, then wake up 9 hours later feeling like i'm floating on a cloud of orgasms. maybe it's the cbd which does it, no idea. def gonna try.

>>10172423
life mostly sucks

>>10174848
damn that's pretty cool
keep us updated

>>10174862
don't laugh at me nigga I just don't really have anyone else to tell

>>10174848
presumably she's ten years younger, in that case go for it. school is boring and chicks love older men and "dangerous" situations, you could definitely swing it even if you're ugly

Getting down to about three 40oz of beer a day.
Finally starting to sleep better, but the sweating is atrocious.
Also to help me on my first week of three 40s aday only, I just went and bought half a gram of speed to help me be able to get off the couch and clean up the house a bit.

>>10174869
>implying I was being sarcastic

>>10169909
Does reading al/ck/ threads trigger anyone else into drinking?

Is there anywhere on the fucking planet worse than Canada for being an alcoholic in terms of pricing? Jesus Christ just fuck me in the ass already.

>>10174922
It's the only chance in hell I have of getting through withdrawals. It hasn't ever made me want to drink, no, why would it?

>>10174928
Ostraya

>>10174928
yeah it seems pretty bleak there. can't you ferment/distil your own?

>>10174922
quite the opposite really

>>10174937
Not likely as I'm probably ending up in a shelter soon anyway at this rate.

day 2 on the wagon, i've run out of weed + $$ and am entering legitimate sobriety. i want to do anything to feel intoxicated.

>>10174922
not really, quite the opposite to be desu

>>10174948
not sure how sincere you are, but i've been at this point and found that inhaling the gas from a lighter (all of it, quickly, break it open inside a bag then breathe the contents for a few seconds) is a fucking awesome high, and there's always a lighter laying around. don't die though.

>>10174935
What are the prices like there for the cheapest bottle of 375 ml vodka?

>>10174922
Al/ck threads are some few of the casual convo threads on 4chan, so I specifically only chat on here when drinking.

>8.30am
>still no sleep
>bottles 30 seconds walk away
Send sleep

>>10174928
Why do you guys have to ban me for life from ever visiting since I have dui convictions?

>>10174120
Taper my dude.

I’m on day two of a taper. Typical sweats, anxiousness et al. But you gotta keep some ABV in your bloodstream to stave the fits. That, and I noticed once I started using a heating pad in bed it’s greatly helped just my overall back and body.

>>10169909
>quit weed
>finally starting to get life back in order, working out, trying to make new friends
>turn 21
>"oh cool I can buy alcohol now. I know I had problems with controlling my weed intake but I just HAVE TO celebrate my 21st with a 6 pack, y'know?"
I'm sure you guys can figure out the rest.

>>10174848
>married
>crush
How long you been married for and how much do you regret it?

Does anyone else get tinnitus in their ears during WD? Noticed it with my last WD maybe a week ago too (I’ve been on that 2-3 day taper, 3-4 day bender plan this past year, after 12 years of almost every day drinking). This fucking ringing noise not only sucks, but makes me feel like an old cunt.

>>10175322
I have it 24/7, but it’s much worse if I don’t get enough sleep

>>10174196
Good for you. We need anons like you here to give the rest of us in the hole hope.

>>10175281
Why do you want to come here, anon?

>>10174389
Never have done it myself, but I’ve heard Benadryl helps. That, or obviously benzos. Which as alcs, can be a new nightmare for addiction.

>>10174928
My liquor store just went up $1 on some shit in the last week or so. What happened? Does anyone know? AB here.

JOHNNY WALKER
BLUE LABEL
SECOND HARVEST
OH YEAH

(not really, just glenfiddich)

I had to buy a new hot water boiler today. I have three beers in the fridge and no money til I get paid at the end of the month. Fuck this shit.

Bought this because it was the cheapest beer at the shop , turns out to be half decent for the price

>>10170920
Understand that feeling.

Is there there no one else here feeling like an hero'ing right now?

>>10175418
me 2 m8

>>10175304
crushes are healthy, especially when you spend time when someone every day.

>>10175373

i drink that all the time here dude. its 32 for 24 in my shop in aus and that is pretty much giving it away here

>>10174764
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klzb-QRv3q4

So, it finally arrived. Made it through UK customs without a hitch. Anyone else tried this shit? Been off the sauce for 16 days now, rinsed codeine to the point it has no effect on me anymore, dying with the boredom of sobriety t.bh but dont want to get back on the booze, not for a while anyway. Gona bang a gram of this and see what happens, so many conflicting reports on what the actual buzz of this is like but if it's anything like xanax i'll be pretty happy.

>>10175696

none of us can tilt our heads or we will fall out of our chairs you fool.

>>10174622
I never experienced withdrawal until 5 years into heavy liquor drinking, the past 3 of them being nearly daily, but everyone is completely different as has different limits. There is no way to tell and it's better in the long run not to risk it once you think something may be wrong. I just never wanted to stop because I had friends, but never a relationship.
The terror of actual withdrawals is easily among the worst horrors of my life besides my extreme adversity to weed and the time I sucked down a milk gallon sized cloud. Worst physical pain was when my hip collapsed.

Day 2 of sobriety has begun.

>>10175344
So I can stand on a mountain smoking weed while Avril sucks my dick, obviously. Canada sounds like America without the being shot bit.

>>10171277
>My liver hurts
I read it as "my life hurts". In the eye of the beholder, aye?

>>10172125
Any of you guys ever saw the video where a young kid (6 years old) says that if he could, he would blow up the earth because we don't deserve to live? Really reminds me of what i would say as a kid.

>>10176068
sounds like your average pol thread. do you have a link? i'd like to go troll them with it

>>10176072
Go there and stay faggot

>>10176072
Sadly not, but i think the kid was ginger. I don't care much for /pol/ though. There is a difference between saying something just out of frustration or 'what if', or the bitterness and envy that's backed up by those words; that i saw alot on /pol/

>>10176068
Was that the autistic kid who said he wanted to drive airplanes into skyscrapers and join Iraqi terrorists on live television?

>Diagnosed with fatty liver 2016
>stop drinking
>2017 drink but not to excess or everyday, 3-4 pints average couple times week
>2018 only drinking once a week, groin pain, abdomen pain, back pain, weight loss, had chest x-ray and blood tests - clear chest and bloods within "normal levels", just done a black shit that left blood in the water and on paper

fucked liver?
fucked liver.
or maybe just colon cancer.

>>10176108
Well quite, hence my wanting to troll them with it. 'Kill everyone' is invariably their solution to a non-existent problem they've invented in their furious minds. Nm though

>>10175418
Day 9 of sobriety. I always want to kill myself even when I'm not in a depressive bout. Drinking never changed anything for me even though blacking out deleted my emotions and hangovers made the anxiety go away for a few hours.

>>10176122
You're just getting old. Don't worry, it gets a lot worse.

>trying to quit
>get bad night sweats
>bedding smells like vinegar now
>just washed everything yesterday

GOD DAMN IT NO MATTER HOW CLEAN I AM MY SWEAT IS ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING

>>10175418
Tonight I found out that my ex since NYE was cheating on me for the last year of our relationship with her current boyfriend. Also we had to keep our 3 year relationship a secret from her parents because of their traditionalist views, but this dude they're fine to be open with.

Lucky Australia has shitty pricing for alcohol or I would've drank myself to death by now, but unfortunately I only had a 750ml bottle.

Still have work in 5 hours though and about 3/4 through it.

>>10176177
I've heard multiple people say it in these threads. Strange, never happens to me with booze. With heroin? Holy fuck yeah, but not with the sauce, even when I wake up so soaked from head-to-toe after WD nightmares that I have to change clothes and move to another side of the bed

>>10176116
Hmmm nah i don't think so lol

>>10176177

>not putting salt on sheets for salt'n'vinegar bed
>blimey m9

>>10176203
Just comfort yourself knowing they have to put up a façade to themselves to tolerate themselves. We don't tolerate ourselves, but at least we're true to ourselves.

>>10176340
Or I can keep drinking myself to feeling better

>>10176203

what do you do for work?

also what the fuck race was she to have 'traditionalist views' ? i live in aus too and they are pretty much all giant fucking sluts.

>>10176352
I'm doing the same thing, but we probably both know, success is revenge. And neither is found in the bottle.

I just don't have anyone to prove myself to.

>>10176398
IT Support, so something I can do while shitfaced since it's normally 50+ asking how to open a webpage or something.

Her parents are immigrants from Sri Lanka so they were all arranged marriage, so we had to hide our relationship for the 3 years we were together while she was constantly asking if she could date. They unironically said I could marry her once I finish uni, but dating was a no-no in their culture. I guess until after she broke up with me and this new guy was fucking perfect for them.

>>10176399
The bottle keeps me happy. That's all I need right now to keep me going

>>10176203
Cheating is extremely common. Those who don't do it just aren't given the opportunity tbdesu. Grils will instantly fuck anyone who's superior to their dude, and even though I've been hopelessly in love for years, I'd still have got on my knees and begged Zoe Kimball to call her fat and mock her as we fucked if it meant i got to get balls deep inside that goddess-tier qt. If a gril does cheat I'll leave that instant, but I won't be all rumprustled about it, because it's just human nature.

>>10176414

is he a curry nigger too? fuck her man just get hammered til the shit part is over then before you know it you will chance upon someone else. the same fucking advice every single time and only so because it is the only real advice. Fuck having these relationships where you have to keep shit secret or hide it or bla bla bla bla not worth the hassle.

>>10176439
How do you not feel like a child saying things like "curry nigger"? Can you imagine someone in the houses of parliament saying something like that, then smirking to their friends because they're so rebellious and hilarious? Get a fucking grip you immature brat.

>>10176429
>I'd still have got on my knees and begged Zoe Kimball to call her fat and mock her as we fucked if it meant i got to get balls deep inside that goddess-tier qt
Cuckquean humiliation is the patrician fetish desu

>>10176439
Nah he's white, but I'm islander so they probably hated on that part anyway. Yeah I know it's shit, but I don't have work until Monday after tomorrow, so I might just bender it until then and hopefully I'll be over it. I think it just hurts that I only found out that some new dude is good enough for something I tried 3 years for and only found out today about. Next week I should probably be fine.

>>10176454

the occasional racist colloquialism on the internet when drunk is not quite the same as parliament mate. Adorable how upset it made you though. Keep on truckin'

>>10176460
wicked man which island? Tongan? That fucking sucks 3 years sort of down the shitter. You will definitely be fine. If you are in sydney or melbourne or qld as an islander you will get crazy white bitches all over you hahahaha especially if you even pretend you play rugby,.

>>10176477
>Adorable how upset it made you though.
Why do you enjoy making people irritable? Are you that unpleasant a person?

>>10176483

it wasn't aimed at making you upset. It was hyperbole to cheer up the bloke who got cheated on. Are you seriously trying to SJW me on the al/ck/ thread? Is this how sad your life is?

>>10176414
The real sin is spending 3 years with a Sri Lankan whore
If its any consolation, I don't even know you and it sounds like you could do a lot better. Sri Lankan women are nasty enough, let alone one who's a cheating twat.

>>10176495
/pol/ is hates in these threads and always has been. It causes totally unnecessary conflict, it is absolutely puerile to just casually throw racism into conversation for no reason, you fucking fool. Would you just shrug it off if I came up to you and said "hey dude, glad your mother died, how's your day going?" Stop acting like this is a playground or that everywhere online is that festering pit of childishness which is /pol/. Now shup up and grow up or fuck off, you embarrassing little fucking manchild.

>>10176508

life is not as you want it to be man. time to calm down.

>>10176495
>Are you seriously trying to SJW me on the al/ck/ thread? Is this how sad your life is?

Don't even engage these sjw kids. They'll just call you racist and throw out some ignorant assumptions. Just let them stew in their own hatred.

>>10176513
>Don't even engage these sjw kids. They'll just call you racist and throw out some ignorant assumptions. Just let them stew in their own hatred.


>>10176508

Right on queue. lol

>>10176513
I'm older than both of you, and if you're going to tell me that screaming "nigger" isn't racist, then I'd urge you to fuck immediately back off to /pol/ and go circlejerk with the other preteen hitler-heroes. Bring that shit here and the threads end up 404'ing, every time. Simply, do not fucking pollute these perfectly good threads with your childishness.

>>10176516
>Right on queue
>queue

>>10176521

you sound like a 33yo guy drinking whiskey from a plastic tumbler and hoping someone comes into the room on IRC where he is the only moderator #faggots. your time is over old man. it's our time now you niggerfaggot

>>10176526
You're a pathetic person anon, I'm confident that you already know it, but you need reminding of it. Pathetic, you really are. Try that shit in normal society, at an AA meeting or frankly anywhere that isn't a fucking embarrassment to itself like /pol/ and you will make the whole world cringe, it's TOO retarded to ignore. Fucking grow up.

>>10176521
>Thinks the word "nigger" is bad & scary

You know how we know you are a sheltered, suburban white kids with zero actual black friends?

Stop larping. You're not helping your cause.

>>10176539
Your assertion is wrong and you're simply embarrassing yourself further. You're wrong. Now please shut up. Keep /pol/ in /pol/. It's not fucking much to ask, you stupid childish cunt.

>>10176534

what is it you are doing on here? Just here to try to morally shame people with your own bizarre set of rules? Using the word 'retarded' surely goes against your twisted sense of which words should and shouldn't be used. I am deliberately avoiding spacing these out so you can't jump off your buttplug and scream REDDIT SPACING etc . We know your type champ. You are too uptight to go on /pol/ and take everything at face value. You . Fucking. Idiot.

>>10176552
I'm trying to avoid the totally unnecessary, utterly futile and invariably childish conflict which always ruins al/ck/ when fucking children like yourself assume that everyone is as hopelessly narrow-minded as you are. You are a hateful minority group of angry brats, you are not welcome to shit up these threads.
>REDDIT SPACING
I've never said this in my life.
>We know your type champ
You clearly do not.

Guys, let's all take another sip and agree to disagree. The context in which he used it wasn't so bad. Maybe not a smart move, but what's been said is said.

On another note, considering we are in ck, what you guys havong for dinner tonight? I'm making kapsalon. :)

>>10176567
>trying to avoid

by being the one who makes a massive deal out of it and won't let it go

>>10176567
nigger

>>10176521
Nigger isn't any more racist than negro or black,they all mean the same thing. You know there is a country called Nigger? Why don't you devote your free time to getting that changed you massive cuck

>>10176567

your prestige is being old and still on 4chan bossing al/ck/ threads? fuck dude....

>>10176574
>I'm making kapsalon. :)
What are you doing in the alck thread, Mo?

>>10176583
I'm not the one in the wrong here, not the one actively attempting to cause conflict for no reason other than to be an edgy rebellious polfuck who's apparently dumb enough to believe that race dictates character. Fuck off and be wilfully offensive somewhere else.
>>10176587
>"Nigger" isn't racist.
Christ give me strength.
Absolutely pitiful. how many times a day do you type "i'm not racist but..."
>>10176586
You're the problem here. You also sound like a child. I sincerely mean it, you sound like an actual child. Stop actively trying to cause conflict. This is why I cannot fucking abide you cretinous halfwits.

>>10175304
>2 years
>too much

>>10176598

you take everything you personally don't agree with as an intent to cause conflict with everyone. Time to go back to trying to work out how Bernie can still win mate. You have no power here. The herd mentality does not exist in al/ck/

>>10176574
I'll leave it, but fuck me it's so toe-curling to watch these fools. I can't help but find it infuriating.
I'll shut up. I need more booze anyway.
Fuck you /pol/, fucking grow up, you horrifyingly embarrassing children.

>>10176614

would you prefer /b/ ? post some pix of your feet

>>10176598
>You're the problem here. You also sound like a child. I sincerely mean it, you sound like an actual child. Stop actively trying to cause conflict. This is why I cannot fucking abide you cretinous halfwits.
you sound like 35 year old woman with no children

>>10176590
My life went haram.

>>10176633

halal in the streets haram in the sheets mashallah

>>10176633
it happens to the best of us

enjoy your kapsalon

>>10176454
Fuck off it's 4chan you tumblr faggot kill yourself

>13 of clock
>already drinking
>mfw

It's only a matter of time before I replace my morning coffee with whiskey isn't it?

Day 9 of my break, the first few days sucked because I couldn't sleep at all, and then it transitioned into only being able to sleep for 2 hour intervals every 24-26 hours, but it seems to be normalizing. It's nice to get over the hump and actually enjoy things without being drunk again, up until a few days ago I might as well have been staring at a brick wall with how much I was emotive or interested. I'd like to shoot for a month, and honestly if I wasn't poor as shit right now I'd go buy the cheapest handle I could get my hands on, but for now it looks like I'll stick with it. Thankfully my problem was far and away from being debilitating or dangerous, all I got was shitty tremors and hot/cold flashes, but the worst was being unable to sleep or enjoy things. I seem to be realigning myself which is good, but that still doesn't mean I'd refuse a hard Cranberry Vodka or six if I had the chance.

>>10176753

>13
the store opens at 8 here mate. We start at 0820 depending on traffic.

>>10176753
1pm isn't so bad. Lots of people have a drink at lunchtime.
>>10176733
4chan =/= /pol/.

>>10176763
We've been calling each other niggerfaggots long before /pol/ was ever a thing you fucking reddit refugee, I hope you withdraw tonight horribly you boomer cunt

>>10176762
>Not already waiting outside at 07.59, pretending to look casual and unaffected while simultaneously trying not to throw up on passers-by
>>10176780
It's not at all the same now, it used to be said in jest, now /pol/ ruined it. Reminder that 4chan's founder fucking hated you.
Can we please leave it now, or are you determined that this thread is to be filled with racist ranting and argument from those (i.e almost everyone on earth) who despise you dumb cunts?

>>10176780

Anyone who speaks out of line of his way is a /pol/tard despite hardly anyone going on that board. I went on it about 5 years ago and it was boring as fuck. Let him use his big boy words and try to justify why he is alone for now so he can post some pics of his dick on /soc/ and accuse anyone who comments "shrivelled" as being /pol/.

>>10176798

explain what is happening here in these pictures... what was in the bag? also i am waiting outside at 0745 in case the cunt happens to open the shop earlier, me and 4 aboriginal guys with hands full of coins waiting to buy 5L casks of fruity lexia wine. Then going down to the carpark with my beer and finding the car has rolled down into the middle of the carpark where people are going around it because i forgot to lock it and put the handbrake up. Fuck them.

>>10176798
Almost everyone on earth is racist you fucking idiot, the chinese are racist you Laowai, niggers hate whites across the planet, the japanese hate gaijin you think shitskins goatfuckers don't hate foreigners too? You naive cunt go fuck yourself you overly sensitive whinger I bet you're a fucking nigger which is why you're so adamant about no one using it

>>10176818

I am not a racist.
I hate everyone equally regardless of creed or colour.

>>10176835

surely that is the ultimate level of racism, to hate all races.

>>10176813
>explain what is happening here in these pictures
It's jonathan rhys meyers, a famous alcoholic, in the midst of a relapse. He's walking home from a corner shop (blue bag) having bought booze, chugging vodka in the morning while blatantly in withdrawal, and being photographed on the streets by the daily mail because they're assholes. Inside-out coat, vomit down top, undone jeans, ruined hair and bloodshot eyes confirm /oneofus/
>what was in the bag?
another bottle of vodka.
>>10176818
If the majority were racist, racism wouldn't be a crime. Even if the majority are racist, it certainly does not take the kind of damaging, childish form it takes on /pol/. Stop poisoning the threads, it'll just 404 whereas it could be harmonious if you'd fuck off and stop trying to offend people. Stop poisoning society too if you would be so kind, idiots like you are the primary cause of racial conflict. You're wrong about me, and you sound too dumb to be worth the argument, so go ahead and have the last word, because I cannot be bothered with you. Grow up. You're the reason your unhappy, other races aren't to blame.

>>10176847
hahahahahahaahahahah that picture just made my day

>>10176847
Racism is only a crime in the west you retard
>Stop poisoning the threads
>Wahhh my safespace
I rarely come here but I'm coming every thread from now on to call you a nigger, I'm not leaving have fun
>idiots like you are the primary cause of racial conflict
That's because race is real and conflicts are biological, niggers are genetically low IQ and violent
Post your skin you uppity nigger, you won't

>>10176598
There is no such thing as racism it's a Jewish trick you fag because you think blacks are inferior and have to constantly come up with new words for them. Same thing with words describing retards because you feel sorry for them. If racism were real you would be the poster boy

>>10176847

also fuck man he was the guy from bend it like beckham. The one who was trying to sleep with the CURRY NIGGER

>>10176856
>Post your skin you uppity nigger, you won't
I won't because if you weren't such a brat, it wouldn't make any difference. I am white however, so you'll just have to be wrong. You're used to it I'm sure.
Keep posting the racist shit, go ahead, it's against 4chan's rules and you'll eventually end up banned.

>>10176590
Oh shit, don't they usually start drinking right before they shoot up a nightclub or run down 100 pedestrians?

>>10176870
You're clearly not white which is why you're so upset about the casual use of nigger not directed at anyone in the thread, post your skin it does matter if you're white you can prove me wrong in seconds can't you? Unless you know I'm right and you're a shitskin
>Racism is against 4chan's rules
>He thinks I'll get banned for saying nigger
Oh wow you're really new here

>>10176869
Yeah you sure got me. You're trying to cause conflict. This is why you're unbearable. You are the problem.

>>10176870
> I am white

Topkek, complaining about racism while being a racist

>>10176884

are you sure you aren't the token whiteknight on /pol/ man? your destiny between sips of wine cooler is to change the world by debating whoever the fuck goes on there

>>10176884

i've been looking at more pix of that guy. Awesome. What a guy. This is what happened to me in 3 months. Except i was buffer and not tanned.

>>10176928
Alcohol is a hell of a drug, dude.

>>10176847
>this guy chooses to go on 4chan but gets upset about how things are here
Dude, you're fucking retarded, just leave.

>>10176943

some need some killer weed
some men need cocaine
some men need some cactus juice
to purify the brain :/

>>10176838

Never thought of it that way.
huh.

>>10176943
It's a horrible, horrible one that should be outlawed, or at the very least not advertised like it is. But because it's so profitable and socially acceptably ingrained into our heads, it might never go away.

Nomies would be offended.

And you know who would be the target?

Us.

>>10177322

bitch please.

>17 beers so far ran out
>12 ciders
>half a 5L cask of wine
>it's been 5 hours.

>>10177322
Making it illegal would only make the price go up and the quality down, plus we’d wake in jail after blacking out.
It definitely shouldn’t be marketed in the ridiculous way it is though, and like fuck should other drugs be illegal so there’s no damn alternative.

>>10177331
Nigger I've been

you know what, fuck it. I don't care anymore, I'm not going to compare dicks. I've been at this a long time. I don't wanna fight, I just want to stop it, for me, for you, for any future subjects.

It's a horrible way to live.

>>10177357
I can tell you right now the numbers of alcoholics would drastically decrease if it were illegal. Jesus, man. You're just afraid of losing it. You're not going to. It's not going anywhere.

It's the social fucking nectar of normies and dates. Bars would be worthless. It ain't going nowhere anytime soon. I wish it would.

>>10177357

its the only way to have fun now that pokemon is passe and all women were once men

>>10177379
Meant for >>10177345

>>10177379
The only people who it’d stop would be those who didn’t really give a shit. Anyone with some yeast and apple juice, or a (now ten times more rich and dangerous) criminal contact, would still be drunk.

Lads, I just started AA. I want off this ride.

>>10177621
Has it helped so far? I’m too anti social for that place, you have to be too heavily involved in a non fake way. Plus FUCK the whole god element.

>>10174928
def. washington state is up there
11 dollar bottle of vodka goes up to 19 with taxes

If I've had a comfortable but kind of unfulfilling 20s, and I'm 28, do you think if I shaped up and got a halfway decent job or career that my 30s could still be good?

Hey guys, I just got back from running some errands and I DIDN'T BUY ALCOHOL
I'm the best

>>10177775
>tfw Texasfag and buying $10 vodka handles

I wonder what the store clerks think of me considering I'm buying 3 or 4 handles of their cheapest alcohol in one trip

>>10174871
only two years younger
>be in class
>I took a bullshit book about aliens and stuff
>she bends over to see what I'm doing
>have her delicious saggy tits almost all uncovered in front of my eyes
>stare at them for like 3 full seconds like a psycho
>she stands up, fixes her shirt with disgust on her face and sits on the bench of a friend
>currently alone in my car smoking and drinking coffee

>>10177791
doubtful

>>10178085
>delicious saggy tits
That's an oxymoron, m8

fresh
>>10178414
>>10178414
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