/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10162570
Fucking shit quality webm op, delete your thread and think about what you've done.

This dude always looks like a psycho.
Is it because he's a christ cuck?

>>10162570
I like street food videos.

>>10162577
this any better for (you)?

>>10162577
Sure thing, kid.

>>10162570
looks un-hygenic, like all street "food"

>>10162583

The whites of his eyes show above and below his pupils.

>>10162678
i don't get it

>>10162678
>>10162763
Agreed, wtf is this webm?

>>10162570
Looks tasty as fuck. I'd try one. I bet that sauce has some good heat and flavor.

>>10162685
Your lack of balls betrays you.

>>10162583
racemixing

>>10162678
This is fucking stupid.

>>10162583
He tries to have Asian girl made for TV over reactions. Its very common, but weird on a guy

>>10162795
lack of balls has nothing to do with it. I simply don't want food poisoning

>>10162678
Wasn't there a pharmacist guy on /ck/ who did this but with hotsauce also a lot more precision?

>>10162678
I'm so glad he didn't inject cola into himself.

>>10162969
It was obvious he didn't know how to self-inject when he mimicked the needle flick without understanding it. You're supposed to squeeze it a little bit out while you flick to remove air from the syringe.

>>10163029
Communism has turned the simple Chinese peasant into slant-eyed slavs.

>>10162588

>>10162964
>Roger Waters approves

>>10163180
Wish I had that sushi roll right now holy fuck

>>10162570
looks like a slopovshit

>>10163449
Those quesadillas look dank as fuck. I'd have to get mine not all cut up, and without all the shit on top though. Toppings go in a quesadilla, not on top of one. It's finger food.

>>10162570
Jesus op, atleast post a qt girl

>>10163557
That's probably the same girl, before years of displaying her cleavage to sell food to horny tourists finally wore her out.

>>10163557
Why don't you start by actually posting a qt girl?

>>10163569
>>10163568
You people disgust me

>>10163449
Good webm

>>10163449
>non spic cooking spic food
thank God he's black or else sjws would've been accusing him of cultural appropriation

>>10163648

>the chicken is a flightless bird
>they're also assholes
>after death, it's suspended in the air and cooked

This is like something out of Inferno.

>>10163659

Someone please post the /ck/ webm thread copypasta

inb4 a newfag requests the /ck/ webm thread copypasta

/r/ing the one where the guy makes a grilled cheese, it's from some movie

>>10163706
he should've died

>>10163730
The Beast is indestructible.

>>10163728
i think it's in here somehwere:
>>/ck/thread/S10114944

>>10163772
Should be called when dinner eats lunch.

>>10163733
what the fuck

>>10163706
what if young jeezy was jesus

>>10163803
One of the Jackass cunts. Like the friendless loser in school who does dumb shit for attention and sometimes a little bit of money, except on TV.

>>10163813
LA Beast is not part of the Jackass crew.

>>10163583
That just looks like any old crepe probably taste like one too, only the presentation was nice

>>10163683
Usually I get my ground from a place that grinds it in house. None of this really creeps me out it seems like some fag with a complex whining. The toxic yogurt bit seems like him creaming his pants with how much of a fag he is.

Why do people have a problem with animal fat any way. It's very flavorful. Most vegetable stocks use them.

>>10163893
Which is the smart way to buy food, but if I didn't know where my meat was coming from I would absolutely prefer the ammonia bath to make sure it's safe.

>>10162570
This guy's face infuriates me. He looks like this lesbian I knew in high school who is now a man. Hell, maybe it's him/her.

>>10163893
>some fag with a complex whining
So a Vegan.

>>10163683
Didn't realize Bailey Jay was a vegan.

>>10163683
>Cherries
Now we're going full retard.

>>10164020
Vegans are pathological liars.

>>10163518
I wish I was that suchi role

>>10163029
squiggly

>>10163683
>le pink slime meme
Oh no! I don't understand basic chemistry! Ban it! It's all awful!

>>10162678
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>>10162811
I was hoping he would hard boil it afterwards and show the results but what is the point?

>>10162969
I was anticipating this but also glad he didn’t.

>>10163029
The fuck did he put in there?

>>10162570
Cancer on a stick.

>>10162570
I thought Thailand was free of muslims

>>10163706
Was this some sort of million subscriber video or something? I’d love to see the doctor’s face when he went to the hospital for destroying his mouth and esophagus.

>>10163557
At 16 seconds she spits in the food.

>>10164103
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_Uslf0epbo
He didn't go to the hospital but he did have the single most painful poop in the history of mankind.
And that is just an average day for the Beast.

>>10164087
The only way you could have thought that is if you knew literally nothing about Thailand.

>>10163609
This guy is still doing the same shtick?

>>10164112
No that's an ancient video.

>>10163733
This guy won't live to see 40. Your gall bladder can't handle all of that shit.

>>10163706
This is a ws thread

>>10164140
his sister is an EMT or some other medical specialist and he stated himself that she's warned him that he'll be shitting in a bag by the time he's 40 if he doesn't stop
he said that at least four years ago and he's still going

>>10164103
not really, he makes a living off making videos of him eating stupid shit and throwing up everywhere
he's probably one of the more honest youtubers in that fashion in that he suffers for his money

>>10164157
He also does a lot of charity videos to donate money and is super nice.

>>10164113
this fucking guy is still making videos?

Post some non infuriating webms...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRRM4FWtAVc

>>10164178
There has to be a better way.

>>10164178
this kills the crab

>>10164187
This kills the crab.

>>10164194
straight out of a sci-fi horror scene
I hope the first ayys we meet aren't crab people

>>10164198
Crab people
Crab people
Taste like crab
Talk like people

>>10163180
What do I need to search in order to find sauce?

>>10164178
>>10164194
Are they alive by the time they get there? I want to imagine they are and wonder what is their tiny brain thinking at that point.

>>10163683
>But that probably won't stop you from eating it, right?
Why vegans fail. Persuading people is a lot more difficult if you're talking down to them.

>>10164227
d-do Koreans not have alcohol?

>>10164238
They have shitty beer and shitty soju, nothing near the strength of whiskey.

>>10164227
This cracks me up for some reason

>>10164242
they're so innocent and pure

>>10164238
I took the transsiberian railway for 3 weeks and afterwards stayed 1 week in Korea. Saw way more drunks in public in Korea. Their Soju is cheap but also bad.

>>10164227
Koreans have a shit palate

>>10162570
that's a big webm

>>10164259
Not when it comes to pizza.

>>10162964
>He can't even spell swastika without having to think about it
>America

>>10164259
Based on them not liking a liquor thry hadn't had before?

>>10164272
Korean food is pretty mediocre too.

>>10164269
>spell
>Europe

>>10164277

>>10164093

>>10163557
Milk truck just arrive

>>10164324
When I eat eggs, I'm definitely thinking to myself "hmm, not foamy enough"

>>10163634
No they wouldn't it's a dang quesadilla

>>10164353
I've unironically heard liberals at my college call white people making burritos tacos quesadillas and other extremely americanized tex mex cultural appropriators, they don't make sense, they never do, stop trying to understand them.

>>10164381
And if you ignore other cultures you are a racist. There is like this one millimeter line between "accepting other cultures" and "appropriating other cultures" that is fucking impossible to hit.

>>10164269
That's a rustlers burger

>>10164385

>>10164381
>listening to people's opinions as if they fucking matter

>>10164353
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4538398/Burrito-shop-shuts-accused-stealing-culture.html
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/a-portland-burrito-cart-shutters-after-being-accused_us_59303570e4b042ffa289e7f3

>>10163449
Blessed webm

>>10163683
Even if this was all 100% true, I'm not gonna change anything about my life lmao
Why even waste time making such a soyboy cuck video in the first place.

>>10163893
while what you strain from greek yoghurt is still consumeable by humans, its very sour. by mixing it with juice it becomes a decent drink. problem is people buy much much more greek yoghurt and cream cheese than they buy drinks made with the leftover liquid so it gets dumped most of the time, and due to its very acidic nature, it is indeed toxic for natural environments

>>10162763
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>>10164069
its a """"""prank""""""" for family members or roomates

>>10163775

>>10163985
He prefers a different kind of meat.

>>10164093
I bet someone out there links this with "This is more natural way to cook". Overlooking humans designed tools so they can cook.

>>10163683
>cancer causing chemicals
Cancer causing in California.

>>10164381
There are insane people at every part of the political spectrum. There are Tumblr snowflakes just like there are /pol/ snowflakes. Just ignore them and enjoy amazing food.

>>10163821
Goddamn I miss that time in my life. When that movie came out I was 19 and had my whole life in front of me. I didn't ask for these feels

>>10163772
my GF is a dog trainer. She would have smacked the shit out of that dog for even trying to snatch some food.

It's not cute to allow dogs to misbehave on the table because then your dog will jump on top of an old lady at the park and try to eat her ice cream cone.

>>10164209
This is what the peta faggots don't seem to understand. Animals like crabs aren't capable of complex thought chains like what you're talking about. They just aren't. They don't have the cognitive capacity. So they probably aren't thinking much at all.

>>10164093
absolutely degenerate

>>10164606
How dare you make fun of the way britans cook now that they have no knives

>>10162570
i hate that fucking faggot so goddamn much

>>10164619
top bantz

>>10164093
i wish that lemon was my butt hole

>>10162583
>christ cuck
*tip*

>>10164159
this one was actually one of the safer ones he's done, since there's a technique to it.

>>10164556
i know that feel

>>10164159
why isn't he bleeding profusely

>>10164391

>>10164438
why dont they add some caustic lime to that shit to neutralize it and then dump it out.

>>10164184
>>10164209
Maceration is instant death, and it also helps separate the meat and fairly certain that they have been chilled already which is why they pretty much aren't moving.

Ok let's go

>last three posts
you need to die samefag.

>>10164151
That's because he isn't 40 yet

>>10164159
When my uncle was in jail, he would eat lightbulbs to make himself look crazy so that they'd keep him separate from the rapers.

>>10164836
I cooked a better stake for the first time after watching a few videos than this absolute moron

>>10164691
Anyone else read the second post in a Manchester accent?

>>10164184
>>10164194

>>10164860
>to make himself look crazy
like a fox right?

>>10163180
>/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10164473
Ok but whats the "Prank"?

>>10162570
fcking closet pedo
hope he dies

>>10164227
>Whiskey
>JD
Found the problem

>>10164384
What a waste of a good piece of meat.

>>10164104

>>10162685
Sheltering yourself from everything you think is going to make you sick is only going to serve to make your immune system weaker. The human body can deal with most bacteria just fine if you let it.

>>10162570
this dude is high as shit

>>10164113
the way he's holding on to her it looks like he's holding her captive.

>>10164339
cool story bro

>>10164198
its basically event horizon...but for crabs

>>10164836
imagine what his life must be like
every time he cooks he eats lukewarm rubbery proteins with slimy oversweetened sides and he must actually believe that's what "good" food tastes like.
He must think professional chefs use actual magic to cook.

>>10164384
What the fuck is his problem?

>>10164578
>In vertebrates, endogenous opioids are neurochemicals that moderate pain by interacting with opioid receptors. Opioid peptides and opioid receptors occur naturally in crustaceans, and although it was concluded in 2005 "at present no certain conclusion can be drawn",[3] more recent considerations suggest their presence along with related physiological and behavioural responses as indicating that crustaceans may experience pain.[4][5] Opioids may moderate pain in crustaceans in a similar way to that in vertebrates. If crustaceans feel pain, there are ethical and animal welfare implications including the consequences of exposure to pollutants, and practices involving commercial and recreational fishing, aquaculture, food preparation and for crustaceans used in scientific research.

t. Wikipedia

I agree with you though. I don't think the crabs there are like "Oh shit oh god no not my legs, I don't wanna die please" but more like "MMMMMM i am a craaaaaaaab i am a crab, i am in danger now and now i am i dead crab MMMMMMMMMMM"

>>10164853
you know damn well that I meant "and that warning hasn't slowed him down" you cheeky cunt

>>10164227
Couldn't they give them something better than that shitty paint-thinner whiskey to try?

>>10163039
My sides

>>10163502
Wow man you're fucking dumb

>>10163029

Those leeches are actually small fishes that have a leech-like appearance. They eat them in gook countries.

>>10164272
Based on their cuisine flavor profile wholly dependent on gochujang and their taste for drinking fermented human feces (literally).

>>10162570

>bites food, make 56% faggot face.

Holy fuck the fact this guy has any viewership is scary.

>>10164178

Crustaceans, including crabs, can't feel pain. They have an extremely simply nervous system that doesn't enable them to feel hurt when someone is chopping their head off.

Looks cruel to a 14-year old who gets her information from PETA, but they don't have to hide the brutal-looking method because there is no pain involved. The crab basically just gets torn to pieces and dies, but that's it. It doesn't feel pain because it can't.

>>10165409
You mean eels?

>>10165467
And bats can't fly because they don't have bird wings.

>>10165477

They aren't eels.

>>10165492
Prove it.

>>10165487

Are you sure you should be on 4chan of all places?

At least go over the wikipedia article governing the subject. If you pay attention, you will notice that all who argue against the fact that crustaceans can't feel pain are NOT scientists.

>>10165409
>>10165477
You mean elver

>>10162570
whendat56percenthitsyou.webm

>>10162570
>tfw no Islamic mommy to cook you yummy foods
Why even live?

>>10164324
quacktweeeggs.webm

>>10163609
Jeb is really at a new low.

>>10164798
What is this? Curious.

>>10162678
This is fucking retarded

>>10165311
Can you narrate this cow next?

>>10164227
people getting excited about alcohol have to be among the most retarded on Earth

>>10164294
That was pretty good

>>10164875
No because we are American.

>>10162583
>Christcuck
Infinitely better than a Vargfag.

>>10166171
>American
So what's wrong with it?

>>10166171
>>10166182

>>10166206
So the American one is better. Got it.

>>10166206
so basically, angel food cake with cream cheese.

>>10162685

>Oh no I might get sick from chicken cooked over coals until its fully cooked through.

??? are you retarded

>>10165502
Barr, S., Laming, P.R., Dick, J.T. and Elwood, R.W., 2008. Nociception or pain in a decapod crustacean?. Animal Behaviour, 75(3), pp.745-751.

Nociception is the ability to perceive a noxious stimulus and react in a reflexive manner and occurs across a wide range of taxa. However, the ability to experience the associated aversive sensation and feeling, known as pain, is not widely accepted to occur in nonvertebrates. We examined the responses of a decapod crustacean, the prawn, Palaemon elegans, to different noxious stimuli applied to one antenna to assess reflex responses (nociception) and longer-term, specifically directed behavioural responses that might indicate pain. We also examined the effects of benzocaine, a local anaesthetic, on these responses. Noxious stimuli elicited an immediate reflex tail flick response, followed by two prolonged activities, grooming of the antenna and rubbing of the antenna against the side of the tank, with both activities directed specifically at the treated antenna. These responses were inhibited by benzocaine; however, benzocaine did not alter general swimming activity and thus the decline in grooming and rubbing is not due to general anaesthesia. Mechanical stimulation by pinching also resulted in prolonged rubbing, but this was not inhibited by benzocaine. These results indicate an awareness of the location of the noxious stimuli, and the prolonged complex responses indicate a central involvement in their organization. The inhibition by a local anaesthetic is similar to observations on vertebrates and is consistent with the idea that these crustaceans can experience pain.

>>10164324
that's a fucking souffle not an omelette

>>10164566
your gf is a shit dog trainer

>>10166230
angel food cake is fatless.

>>10163029
The absolute madman

>>10166264
the original souffle was a type of omelet. it was called an 'omelet souffle'

>>10164963
Yes.

>>10164566
>dog trainer
>Abuses dogs
You are either lying or she is a shit human being

>>10166171
Holy shit, just buy graham cracker crumbs

>>10166325
Nobody would eat that.

>>10166321
Why. Did they learn nothing from that fucking juicer?

>>10166325
dude beer lmao

>>10166390
universal ingredient

>>10166394
The only time I've had beer used as an ingredient was when my uncle made beer chicken. It was alright.

>>10166341
>graham cracker crumbs
>actually a product
>pre-crumbled crackers
Next you'll be telling me they sell premixed cheesecake filling and pre-pressed cheesecake bases for you to slap together. Why even pretend you're cooking for yourself at this point?

>>10166390
>dude beer lmao
kill yourself and then go to germany

>>10164691
My favourite comment from that thread didn't end up in the image:
>My anus is not ready for an action packed trip of that calibre

>>10166435
seems like an unremarkable comment so gonna guess it's your own

>>10166442
Yeah, I spend a lot of time hyping up my anonymous posts from 6-year-old /v/ threads

>>10166452
yes, that scenario is truly an order of magnitude less plausible than memorising some random comment from said 6-year old /v/ thread.

>>10166171
>filling is dry as fuck and looks like Styrofoam
every single one these facebook recipes needs to be chased with a anti-freeze + bleach cocktail

>>10166394
I think /ck/ overreacts to like 90% of thise webms, but this shit really feels vile.

>>10166507
You mean you didn't like the part where it looks like they dumped semen into the pan?

>>10166507
>>10166518
that is a really classic german-american recipe you plebs

>>10164072
loaches

>>10166171
European*

>>10163772
The way he reacted reminded me of this webm. Why are Chinese "men" so passive?

>>10166557
European cheesecake isn't baked

>>10166558
If that happened to me at the gym, I'd just laugh, be a bit self-deprecating, then call him out on his ridiculous legs (seriously, look at those things kek).

Walking away like the chink did is probably the best thing though. He's doing it for attention, just don't give it to him. And posturing and pretending things will escalate to physical violence is absurd given what happened.

>>10166571
yes it absolutely is

>>10166558
his calves are way too small. what a dumbass.

>>10166600
walk away, don't give him the time of day and get another pair of weights. if he continues to mess with you call him out.

>>10164159
>Bright Idea.webm

>>10164669
He explains it in the video. If you break off a piece of glass and carefully break it down into fine pieces between your teeth, you can chew and swallow it without cutting yourself much or at all.

>>10166617
His legs are ridiculous. You think he'd get the message, I mean I'm sure he spends a lot of time looking the mirror.

>>10166600
>>10166625

Capitulating to a bully, like the Chinese guy did, is actually one of the worst things you can do if you want to avoid escalation. The gym rat could have followed him to the locker room and teased him there, since he now knows that he can get away with it. When you're around dogs, you can't act like a mouse. All the Chinese guy needed to do was refuse to give up the weights, stand up for himself, and the gym rat would have moved on.

>>10166417
I put porter in my chili and it's pretty good.

>>10166679
>I HAVE NEVER BEEN BULLIED

>>10166689
I can see that you haven't, since you think that walking away meekly is a good idea.

>>10166679
If he threw a punch or I'm in an alley and need to defend myself, that's one thing. But I'm a man with two kids and a career, I'm not going to get in a fight over high school-tier shit.

I don't need to pretend it's prison rules when a guy grabs my weights. I'm not getting arrested or breaking teeth over nonsense. This is something you learn with maturity and when you actually have things in life that are precious to you (family, career, reputation).

>>10166710
Who said that you need to throw punches in the gym to stand up for yourself? Are you fucking autistic? Literally all it would have taken is refusing to let go of the weights and saying "hey man, get your own dumbbells."

>>10162570
>dude looks like a aids patient
>dry ass chicken
No thanks

>>10166725
First off, the chink was surprised. His initially instinct wasn't to hold tight onto the weights like a kid fighting over a toy, which is understandable. What would you do if he didn't let go, get into a tug-of-war match like a retard?

The fact that you see it as "dogs vs mice" and "capitulating to a bully" indicates your emotional maturity. You probably have never been in a fight and are essentially a shut-in, so you project prison rules and high school reactions in your fantasies. Grow up.

>>10166708
it's a fine idea if you're not in fucking school or prison anymore. it's not 'meek' to turn your back on a bully anyway, quite often it shows some serious guts depending on the nature of the bully in question

>>10166725
And then what?
What if the person starts fucking with you further, getting more forceful?

>>10166558
why is he bouncing with 20lb weights
besides the chink has bigger calves than the irab faggot

>>10166755
Exactly. I carry an LC9, which makes me far more likely to back off and de-escalate a situation, even if it means I look like a pussy in public.

>>10166763
>What if the person starts fucking with you further, getting more forceful?
Then you react accordingly. You don't play into his little games immediately, that's absurd and an indicator of him having the upper hand.

If he starts shit there are many options, including being banned from the gym, which will hurt him far more than me grabbing the weights back and telling him to fuck off.

I hate that food ranger faggot.

>>10163557

SOURCE ME UP PLEASE

>>10166753
It's not understandable. Why would you ever be in a situation where it makes sense to just give you weights to a stranger? Never. If you go to somewhere that alpha men congregate, like a gym, and you don't know what you're getting yourself into, then you would be in the wrong for acting without awareness. Do you go camping in the mountains without taking precautions against bears? To give an example you may be more familiar with, do you go to a gay bar, as a single man, and not expect to be hit on by gay men?

>The fact that you see it as "dogs vs mice" and "capitulating to a bully" indicates your emotional maturity. You probably have never been in a fight and are essentially a shut-in, so you project prison rules and high school reactions in your fantasies. Grow up.
I have a lot more life experience and capacity for empathy than you do, at least.

>>10166755
I don't think the gym rat in question went to the gym that day thinking he would bully some Chinese kid. I just know how alpha men behave. They are constantly testing each other, and they expect to be met with some push-back for their antics. If that gym rat tried to casually take dumbbells from one of his friends, his friend would have told him to fuck off, and he would likely have fucked off. You really need to know about the people who are around you in a given location and have some idea of how to react when they do something "unexpected." It's called situational awareness.

>>10166763
And then nothing. He would have backed off.
>getting more forceful
Define forceful. If someone throws a punch at you, then you can either call the cops or throw a punch back. But why would he have thrown a punch?

>>10166768
Refusing to get into a life-or-death situation doesn't mean you have to give up everything in your hands and slink away when somebody comes over to fuck with you. I mean, Jesus, dude. Do you really think that situation could have ever resulted in a loss of life under any circumstances?

>>10164556
And now Steve-O managed to turn his life around, married a qt, is still doing light Jackass shit on YT and during standups and you still haven't done anything with your life.

>>10166829
>I don't think the gym rat in question went to the gym that day thinking he would bully some Chinese kid. I just know how alpha men behave. They are constantly testing each other, and they expect to be met with some push-back for their antics.
which means you are playing into their game by giving it to them. it is another form of permissive behaviour.

>>10166548
>tortilla chips
>german
Schwachsinnige Behauptung.

>>10162685
I bet you have a shit immune system

>>10166829
t. housebound neckbeard

>>10166829
>If you go to somewhere that alpha men congregate, like a gym, and you don't know what you're getting yourself into, then you would be in the wrong for acting without awareness. Do you go camping in the mountains without taking precautions against bears?
You clearly don't go to a gym. What kind of sheltered neckbeard are you to think you're running with the wolves and it is an alpha game of survival in a gym? kek grow up.

>Refusing to get into a life-or-death situation doesn't mean you have to give up everything in your hands and slink away when somebody comes over to fuck with you. I mean, Jesus, dude. Do you really think that situation could have ever resulted in a loss of life under any circumstances?
If you aren't prepared to physically fight someone, don't posture and feign aggression, because it could quickly go to a place you don't want it to go. This is why so many fine young black gentlemen shoot one another over stupid things.

That is why I would walk away if I was in the chink's shoes: I am unwilling to fight over something so absurdly high school-tier. Wouldn't you rather walk away before it escalates? It's easier on the ego to walk away at once than to walk away when the guy is telling you to throw a punch and calling you a pussy.

I'm not risking broken teeth, a fractured eye socket, a criminal record, or much worse over nonsense. I am well-respected at work, my wife loves me, and when I come home from work I'm a hero to my kids. Some skinny legged Arab trying to play the tough guy at the gym is literally nothing to me. Period.

>>10166846
You're just trying to be technically correct without bothering to make a valid point. We all "play into other people's games" every day, bro. When someone calls you on the phone and you answer with a "hello?" instead of just putting the phone to your ear without saying anything, you are playing into other people's games. When you go too fast on the highway and a cop pulls up behind you with his lights on, you play into "his game" by pulling your car to the side of the road instead of just ignoring him and trying to go home to cry in your bed. When you're at a restaurant and the waitress asks "how is your food," you're playing into her game when you say it's good, instead of ignoring her presence and eventually walking away to cry in the bathroom after she pursues the question and you perceive it as bullying.

It's meaningless to say that just because someone is trying to have a social interaction with you, that you're going to ruin your entire day by ignoring them and enduring the consequences. Playing the game of social interactions and not letting it get to you is called being an adult.

>>10163449
This shit look like it'll taste like heaven if you eat it while drunk

>>10166882
You have got to be autistic.

>someone has experience that is different from my own
>IMPOSSIBLE!!! EXPERIENCES DON'T EXIST OUTSIDE OF MY OWN!!!! THEY MUST BE LYING ABOUT IT!!!!

>>10166884
Too bad you can't use your superior social intelligence to get ahead in life. That's one game you haven't figured out, amirite?

>>10166895
Your inexperience is glaringly transparent. I know you can keep this up all night, but it is obvious you have had limited social interactions (hence everyone calling you out as a neckbeard etc.). Let me take a wild guess and say you had a bad time in high school and still hold grudges after all these years?

>>10166884
>You're just trying to be technically correct without bothering to make a valid point
no, i'm not.
>Playing the game of social interactions and not letting it get to you is called being an adult.
everyone has their own game and they can't force you to play it. i reiterate: we are not in a school anymore. walking away from them is perfectly viable and i believe it is actually a better strategy in general for minimising further conflict.

the other scenarios you exist are still voluntary. i don't have to do those things, but i want to because i want to be polite and respectful towards the other person. it's not polite or respectful to rise to a bully, it's just playing the macho game.

>>10166909
>the other scenarios you exist
i can't remember what word i was going for here. maybe include

>>10166909
Anon clearly is socially stunted from spending years on the computer instead of IRL. Shut-in neckbeards often magnify every small interaction in life, and expound how "they would react". It's all bullshit and everyone can see it but him.

>>10164353
There were restaurants shut down through social protest because they were white people making ethnic food

>>10164093
based

>>10166896
>>10166907
>>10166918

Cognitive dissonance is a hell of a thing. It's clear that you've both been bullied, and badly, since you are having such a strong emotional response to my commonsense analysis of the situation. I'm saying that it's actually really easy to prevent being bullied: just don't give up what you have. Yet you're strawmanning me like mad, saying that I'm trying to advocate getting into a fight and saying that I "just don't know what it's like," even though I do. That's an emotional, irrational response.

But you can't figure out that your behavior in this thread has been a mirror of my own advice. I said something that encroached on your ego, so what did you do? Did you capitulate? No, you pushed back. It just so happens that you misinterpreted the situation (I'm not trying to bully you, I'm trying to explain facts), but that's not really relevant. The reality is that you're living my advice and you can't see it because of your cognitive dissonance.

>>10164227
>I feel manly
>why are you coughing though
>I'm having a cold

top kek

>>10166935
>I'm saying that it's actually really easy to prevent being bullied: just don't give up what you have.
So tell me, what would you do if the guy held on to the dumbbell and refused to let go? Simply held on and stared at you. What would your course of action be?

>>10166944
I already said what the Chinese guy should have done. Did you read my posts? I'll quote them in case you really didn't read them. Hint: It's in the very first one.
>>10166679
>>10166708
>>10166725
>>10166829
>>10166884
>>10166895
>>10166935

>>10164204
Base description of what happens. Try describing the two most notable characters and what they're interacting with.

>>10164166
He stopped ages ago anon

>/ck/
>webm thread
>/fit/ discusses the sociocognitive game theory of bullying

>>10162570
God that looks fucking amazing. I miss asia so much

>>10166976
Weeb

>>10166972
>/ck/
>85% of threads are about fastfood and alcohol
it's pretty clear most here have huge mental issues and a history of being bullied.

>>10166935
>it's clear that you've both been bullied, and badly
hardly a brilliant insight, is it?
>Yet you're strawmanning me like mad,
your entire argument rests on the idea that my intent behind walking away is 'meek'. it's entirely possible to walk away meekly, but it's also entirely possible to do what you're suggesting meekly. the perception of meekness comes more from body language than the actual activity and it's very often not really under the victim's control, which is why they're getting bullied in the first place. this was an adult situation where walking away is always going to be the first best option - giving confrontational people the time of day is both a waste of your time and an invitation to all kinds of other shittiness.

in terms of my personal experiences, yes i was bullied hard when i was a kid. i developed an affable personality and i now find it easy to smile away confrontational situations. they never escalate.

>>10166984
It says it's in Thailand.

>>10163518
Kimbap, actually.

>>10162570

I would pay good money to punch this faggot in the face. With like, brass knuckles. Something that would really fuck it up, because any change to that shit-on-his-shoulders would be a god damned improvement.

>>10164184
My ancestors are smiling at me today, can you say the same?

>>10164353

>>10164184
no just boil them. i have caught and ate wild crab my whole life i have never seen this

>>10166994
Look, dude. There are lots of gyms out there. Some gyms mostly do aerobic machines. Some gyms ban people from dropping weights and feed their patrons pizza and fizzy sodas. Other gyms are more oriented toward muscle-building. There is generally a differentiation between the people who go there. You know what you're getting into before you walk into the door. This looks like college students, meaning there's no differentiation because the people going there are of all strides and are mainly there because it's free and convenient to them.

It was likely the case that the Asian-looking kid was also in fact Asian. He looks Chinese. There are definite cultural differences between China and the west. Males in the west are expected to be assertive in all aspects of life. Males in China are expected to go to work for 10 hours and bring home a paycheck for their succubus wife. Suddenly juxtaposing someone from one culture into a rather extreme social interaction from the other culture is going to be shocking.

I get all that. That doesn't mean there wasn't a better set of actions that would have led to a better outcome in this situation. Life is measured by outcomes. I doubt that being interrupted from doing curls and walking away from where he wanted to be working out was the ideal outcome the Chinese kid would have wanted.

>>10164263
CHICAGO PIZZA CONFIRMED FOR WOMEN ONLY

>>10164184
>frost damage

>>10167045
>I get all that. That doesn't mean there wasn't a better set of actions that would have led to a better outcome in this situation.
you

are

dumb

your plan depends on a) the kid being able to actually pull it off and b) the douchebag being of a specific temperament. we all know the ideal outcome would be for the douchebag to fuck off and apologise, but just because you can identify it doesn't mean it's practical to try to reach it. looking forward to you misadvising your future son and getting him a black eye or a suspension though

>>10165701
is this cow also a slow cooker

>>10166394

Awful. If the guy had maybe poured the cheese sauce over the brat as a condiment, I might have been on board. But he fucked ruined it by making some faggoty 'supreme nachos'.

>>10167079
>Not wanting an organic slow cooker

>>10166321
>>10166268
Dogs aren't children you dogless morons. They bite and fight physically all the time, it's what the understand at the deepest level, not human words. You teach them to associate human words with non-harmful violence.

The gook in that webm IS a terrible dog owner.

>oh boo hoo an 80 pound furred biting machine descendant from wolves cant handle my 90 pound gf's wet noodle slaps and admonishment

>>10167085
>If the guy had maybe poured the cheese sauce over the brat as a condiment, I might have been on board.

Well today is your lucky day friendo

>>10167063
>your plan depends on a) the kid being able to actually pull it off and
If you're strong enough to grip the weight while doing a curl, then you're strong enough to hold onto it while somebody gently tries to direct you into setting it into his hands.

>b) the douchebag being of a specific temperament.
What temperament do you think he was? All that would have happened was they both would have laughed about it afterwards.

>>10167096
>Dogs aren't children you dogless morons. They bite and fight physically all the time
so do kids
>it's what the understand at the deepest level, not human words.
meaningless conjecture. very happy to admit they don't understand language, not so much to accept that violence is something they 'understand at the deepest level'. if you train with violence you are using pain or fear as a feedback mechanism and the risks of training your dog to fear humans should be self-explanatory.

>>10167104
> All that would have happened was they both would have laughed about it afterwards.
quite possibly. still dumb advice to bank on that.
>If you're strong enough to grip the weight while doing a curl, then you're strong enough to hold onto it while somebody gently tries to direct you into setting it into his hands.
that's a completely fictional scenario though. just as possible would be that a small struggle ensues in which you quickly realise you have less control of the weights, you look fearful and upset and it's exacerbated by the predatory demeanour of the person you're facing and all of a sudden they're full on laughing in your face and you start to get angry. this is an example of escalation.

>>10163772
This webm is incredible in showing a canine's cognitive ability. The dog knew it shouldn't do that, but it did it anyway, and immediately lays its head down in self pity.

Good god dudes, go post that webm in /fit/ and grabass about it over there.

>>10167127
>The dog knew it shouldn't do that, but it did it anyway, and immediately lays its head down in self pity.
how many times do people have to be told not to project human body language onto animals.

>>10166984
Pathetic. You should try leaving your basement sometime, loser.

>>10166558
>>10166600
>>10166679
Wait, I am the only one that understands that the buff is trying to help the chink? He's trying to teach how to train properly. It might be uncalled for, but he's not bullying.

>>10166325
Gross.

>>10167136
Albuquerque, N., Guo, K., Wilkinson, A., Savalli, C., Otta, E. and Mills, D., 2016. Dogs recognize dog and human emotions. Biology letters, 12(1), p.20150883.

>>10164566
>my GF is a dog trainer.
As if there is any credibility in such a statement.

>>10167161
>literally quoting the name of a study with no application to the facts whatsoever
jesus christ we've fallen so far as a civilisation

>>10164832
I don't understand, what is wrong with this?

>>10167136
We think of dogs as "smart" because they are perceptive of human social cues. A trained dog knows "the rules" and will express shame if their self-control lapses

>>10164384
>an animal died for this

>>10167169
People say the same thing when I tell them my dad works at Nintendo

>>10166558
that's such a fucking weird body. How can someone have such undeveloped forearms? I mean just form holding weights there has to be at least some passive exercising happening

>>10167196
none of this means you can read them the same way you read humans or pixar animals. it's speculation. people who own dogs spend their whole lives wallowing in confirmation bias and thinking they 'know' them from having them sit on their lap for fourteen years. nah

>>10167098

Nope. I was wrong. Still wouldn't eat it.

>friendo

Kill yourself.

>>10167098
more like beer cheese blyats
why is the west so indulgent

>>10167250
>Kill yourself
if only i could

>>10167184
>we
there's your first mistake
the tribe is the only thing that matters

"civilization" is just a way for the weak to protect themselves from the strong

>>10166558

You can always tell the absolute divs in muttland, they all buy their caps with the peak at the back rather than the front.

>>10164184
You don't need to kill a crab to cook it. Just put it in the pot with the rest of the crabs. They'll keep each other in line.

>>10167294
Jesus Christ how fucking british are you anyway

>>10164324
There's like no curd in that omelette.

>>10165277
He only cooks for his show. Rest of the time it's take out or dine out.

>>10167079

>>10164178
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cawk2cMTnGo
fitting music

>>10164324
>the recipe is a secret
>literally just beat egg yolk and whites separately, add them together and cook
i dont understand this kind of normie videos

>>10167531

>>10167536
absolutely awful. first of all the joke names got old pretty quick and then why fry it with breadcrumbs to get a crispy layer if you're just going to ruin it by dipping it in the sauce, cover it with cheese and put it in the oven.
just looks like kids these days wanna make cool looking food for social media regardless of tasting good or making any sense

>>10167560
the recipe long predates social media.

>>10166558
>>10166600
>>10166679
That's that faggy mudslide foseytube doing "just a prank bro" at the gym. Its not real.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmkL2YX3OCk

>>10167148
but he is bouncing like a retard which isn't even proper form he's effectively jumping to push the weight up which is a cheat way of doing the exercise (which is not completely out of the question if you want to cheat and focus on the downward motion for just a few more reps when struggling) but if his intention was to teach proper form he's doing it wrong. Also he could have just not been a rude cunt.

>>10164178
comments disabled lol

>>10166837
I heard he burned his shit up by doing "everclear angels" or something like that.

>>10167599
That guys legs are fucking embarrassing.

>>10167033
What did they call her in the movie? I sold some horses to a woman who looked just like her and it's been driving me nuts ever since.

>>10164294
>swole is the goal
>size is the prize

Truth

>>10167260
not mixing the dry ingredients first uhhhh

>>10168125
"Grandma"

>>10166474
your so fuckn stupid
your one of those normies who has only ever had a "no bake""" cheesecake u fuckn faggot

>>10163029
what did he put in the alcohol? some gas?

>>10168504
Are you blind?

>>10168513
I dont know what that shit it
lighter fluid gas?

>>10163569

BLEACHED

>>10164836

I've actually eaten the Dollar Tree ribeye

You get what you pay for

>>10166321
You obviously have no dogs or really suck as an owner if you aren't bopping/slapping your dog on the nose when they are really bad. If you do it right, you never have to do it at all because your dogs never misbehave.

Dogs correct each other in the wild all the time by biting each other angrily if the other oversteps their bounds and acts like an idiot. It's natural and normal and doglike.

>>10167169
How cute that you think that having a GF is a good and positive thing. You must be a virgin to hold women with such high regard.

>>10168533
could be vodka or some other alcoholic drink