/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I want some

>>10166334
hungry

>>10166334
Well at least it was only 10 cents

>>10166334
My God I love Italian pizza

>>10166334
I can smell how burnt that is through the screen. Whoever made that completely fucked it beyond salvage.

>>10167296
Burnt crust is the best crust you pleb

>>10167288
You mean tomato bread, that's not pizza

>>10166334
The closest thing you can get to real, authentic Italian pizza in the US is going to Pizza Rock in Vegas' Freemont district and ordering the Neapolitan.

>>10166334
Depressed

>>10167596
Why would anyone want real authentic Italian tomato bread when the US does it so much better? Inventing something doesn't make you the master of it. In fact, there are few inventions that weren't markedly improved by people other than the inventor

Indifferent. I hate pizza, and I hate pizza.

>>10166334
why do hipsters have to ruin pizza?

>>10167683

How do you know the cook was a hipster?

>>10167691
The cook may or may not have been, but he decided to make it in the hipster style, which is sad since it is so much inferior to real pizza

>>10167698

I've never heard of burnt pizza being a hipster thing.

>>10166334
The beer looks OK.

top of pizza looks great but crust could be a little less burnt. thinner and crispy crust is where it's at none of that shit that's literally a loaf of bread in your mouth

>>10166334
Why is American pizza floppy?

>>10167707
Everything I don't like is a hipster thing.

>>10166334

>>10166334
The tomato sauce should be good at least with a good crust

>>10170055
op here
was alright
crust was inedible though
beer was good

>>10170044
>never seen an Italian pie before

>>10167577
Kek

>>10166334
looks like big slop o'shit
>>10167596
go to Michele's in NYC, it's real italian.
t. italian

Idk man, burnt crust can be good. Especially if the inside isn't also burnt. Maybe giant mouthfuls of the burnt crust wouldn't be good. But honestly, I've even burnt food plenty of times and not thought anything of it. A good black burn can be tasty.

>>10167288
t. has never been to Italy before

Looks like ass. Pic related, what my GOAT tier pizza/bread looks like

>>10169739
Because you should stop kneading rubber into your dough

>>10171145
who builds their baked goods a little house haha

>>10171526
I know right, there are plenty of perfect trees right there

>>10167628
There was literally no need to say it twice.

>>10172813

The offensive thing about that picture is that they're drinking beer instead of wine.

>>10172870

How the fuck is that offensive? More offensive than someone taking a picture of a burnt pizza because they thought it looked good? More offensive than having a personal sized pizza like that sliced?

>>10172890
Yes. What kind of mongoloid would order a beer with a brick oven pizza? The people in the picture didn't know the pizza would be burnt (and the one in the background actually looks fine to be honest) but they were subhuman enough to order dark beers with them instead of wine. They obviously have shit palates anyway and probably scarfed down that burnt pizza with a smile.

>>10169739
>Why is American pizza floppy?
They model their pizza after their penises, which are impotent due to diabetes and exposure to xenoestrogens and endocrine disruptors that are banned in civilized countries.

>>10172910
>What kind of mongoloid would order a beer with a brick oven pizza?
Not sure if serious...

>>10172920
Mongoloid detected.

>>10172954
Are you such a poor white trash faggot that "brick oven pizza" is a special even that requires only the best house red? kek how embarrassing

>>10172964
>requires only the best house red
>deliberately misrepresenting what I said
It doesn't need to be the "best" anything. Drinking beer with a pizza is mongoloid behavior unless it's papa johns or some shit like that. The fact that you think wine is some special thing shows what a subhuman you are.

>>10172982

The fact that you have a problem with drinking beer with pizza shows that you're an idiot.

>>10172993
It's wrong. I'm sorry that pointing that out upsets you.

>>10166334
maybe $3 worth of ingredients in that pizza
i wonder how much they were charged for it

>>10172982
I love how eating "brick oven pizza" is a special occasion for you. It's almost cute for an adult to think this. Also, I'm not American, so wine doesn't have snobby or elite connotations to me.

What is/was your parents' source of employment? Blue collar, presumably?

>>10166334
I have a mantra I say to myself whenever someone working in food service fucks up my order

>"a steel tide shall scour the weakness of flesh from this world"

>>10173008
>projecting this hard
You clearly have some things to work out other than your food pairing decisions.

>>10173000

You have to be an Italian; the culture with the most backwards, provincial, and irrationally abstinent ideas about food and cooking.

>>10173019
So, what did your parents do?

>>10173023
>he types while finishing off his last crust dipped in garlic grease from papa johns then slams a bud lite

>>10173048

>being this mad

>>10173067
>projecting
>umad
Is it 2010?

>>10171027
>italian
>East side marios

The

>>10171145
How did he/she turn the pizza into bread?

>>10166334
dirty. pizza always makes me feel so dirty and greasy.

>>10167625
Exactly. Texmex > taco bell > muh authentic mexican food

>>10171145
Love the bread, pizza needs work
>>10166334
>barely any cheese and it looks low quality
even if it wasnt burned as fuck its very poorly put together

>>10166334
Shouldn't that be a wine? Beer seems a poor choice.

>>10175387
dude

>>10166334
enjoy your ash tasting burnt pizza anon

Your 'go'za is kinda skinny and burnt.

>>10173866
I agree with what you're saying in theory, but yucatan mexican food is actually pretty good

>>10173866
Taco Bell > all

>>10170044
stuffed pizza à la ravioli
it's an italian classic

>>10171065
also increases propensity for cancer

>>10172964
>RED wine with pizza
now you've lost me

>>10166334
pretentious load of shit.
people actually tell themselves they like this shite
continental europe food culture is a joke