/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10156495
Well there goes thirty old mexican women to the unemployment line.

Why don't they just make the wells slightly larger and just sort them by gravity?

>>10156495
*blocks the robot arms path*

>>10156580
Robotics engineer and maintenance job security.

>>10156495
>Webm Thread
already?!

>>10156580
They make these in a low gravity environment

>>10156860
Some pervert would pay good money for those donuts.

Seriously though, go to >>>/wsg/
They have larger file sizes and sound. There is usually a cooking thread there that you can dump this shit in but with sound.

>>10156998
I'd pay regular donut prices for those donuts

>>10156860
Wouldn't this make more sense if they were glazed donuts? In fact she's kind of pussying out by using plain ones.

>>10156860
I wish I were an Asian girl so I could be weird as fuck but still liked.

>>10156495

THE SAUSAGE WORKERS UNION WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS.

>>10156495
imagine slowly trundling down that conveyor belt on your back, barely conscious, catching glimpses through half-opened eyes as these machines quickly and methodically pick your organs out of your belly.

>>10157076
?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!?????

>>10157254
already done, want me to do it again?

>>10157267
please, i need this

>>10157260
You don't like ketchup anon ?

>>10156495
This is white America's dream. The machine would load a white girl's ass with dark sausage while the cuck husband watches and jerks off with tears running down from his face to his little 4.5" dinglet.

>>10157443
Hey Canada. Isn't it bedtime?

>>10157443
>this is what a stroke looks like
are you alright?

>>10158064
Alpha

>>10156874

That is some Hyperborea shit right there

>>10158064
>and then he offers you a drink as well

what a bro

>>10158106
>pouring more into your half

>>10156984
Haha, its waving to the camera

>>10157877
What show is this?

>>10157416
>ketchup
it's clearly period blood

>>10156495
why is it skipping slots? Seems inefficient.

>>10156827
why would you save this?

>>10158110
And people wonder why there's a malaria epidemic.

>>10156984
surely this is proof that the soul, if there is one, lies within the nervous structure of any animal, and if you eat it while it's moving about like this then you're eating it's soul.

>>10158351
Animals don't have souls, anon.

>>10158064
th-thanks you too

>>10158394
The people eating it sure don't.

>>10156984
Fish caught by a Mexican cartel.

>>10158435
ding ding ding ding

my vegan alarm just went off.

>>10158351
I hope you're right so I can start eating animal souls

>>10156827
And after two uses...

>>10158751
Somebody put a teeeeeeeeeny bit of water in the chocolate fountain.

>>10158110
some part of me wants to try this

>>10158666
holy shit those trips! spooky.

>>10158818
I think that's "chili"

>>10158320
because he likes me <3

>>10159128
I don't mean to be a downer but it's JUST that it's kinda creepy.

>>10159205

>>10159206
and now it's jackreepy

>>10156860
>>10157069
I swear to God I've seen this exact WEBM and verbatim reply before.

>>10159205
>>10159206
I like the one where there's a tiny set for a rabbit or something

>>10157076
I wish you were a cute Asian girl to anon

>>10157076
>but still liked
awkward

>>10159289
He's got to back
Back to the past
Salmonrai Jack

>>10159300
gotta collect them all

>>10157076
Why? What and why, but mostly why? I don’t get it to begin with but if you are trying to learn ok weird and sexy why use ketchup? Why not whipped cream or even cream cheese or hell - at least mayo wouldn’t be red like blood. This makes me think she’s got her period smeared all over her.

I'm too scared to post any webms now that the new janny is more PC than facebook.

>>10158930
This is fucking retarded.

>>10159289
there is no way in hell that was caught by a boat. that had to wash onto shore, and the people just carved it up. probably would've done the same to a whale.

>>10158064
I need the audio to this. I’ll eat more coconut.

>>10159334
https://youtu.be/JQU6o4ooL5E

>>10158351
>soul
>tangible
Souls aren’t tangible whether animals have them or not.

>>10158435
You only believe that if you believe that animals are equal with humans. This isn’t biblical teaching, it’s not evolutionary teaching, it’s only leftist teaching.

>>10159344
They pretty tangy to me.

>>10159340
very impressive

>>10156827
aw I thought the little fan arms were gonna rotate

>>10159355
horrifying

>>10159359
as cool as it would look it would be less efficient to use if it rotated.

>>10159340
Thank you

>>10158064
I've seen this guy's videos, fucker radiates positivity through the screen. He is legit excited to show you how to peel a coconut or to climb a tree or start a fire with coconut fibers.

>>10159374

>>10159380

>>10159379

>>10159379
https://youtu.be/5dNiLa0IMKg
yup, he is very positive

>>10156827

Do you know that this device continuously collects the dust from air, which concentrates into the chocolate?

>>10159289
what kind of fish is that?

>>10159449
shark whale (I think)

>>10159455

I need the jap dog being sad from eating the ramen meat from a guy

>>10159418
so y fart dust can do this

>>10159300
fuck me that is some good meat

>>10159522

>>10159537
Thanks mate.

>>10158982
>It takes a high class chef to put expensive steak and eggs on rice

>>10159289
Makes my heart hurt. Whale sharks are incredibly beautiful and graceful creatures. Y'all should fly down to Atlanta and check them out.

>>10159537

nigga knows he's bout to be in tomorrow's ramen

>>10158110
Those arent mosquitos.
They are small nats. Good prltien without the estrogen from beef

>>10158751
Thats a chili fountain

>>10158751
some dumbass roastie probably just shoved like 20 hersheys bars in there and called it a day

>>10159309
iirc she does it to parody the sort of things she parodies.

>>10159289
If that fish could scream..

>>10159346
Are you under the impression that humans are not animals?

>>10158666
go ahead Satan

>>10159537
Nooooo the guilt ;__;

>>10158346
>starve
>malaria
wonder what poison they´ll pick

>>10159571
did anyone say that you dumb cynical fuck

>>10159705
what a stupid non-rebuttal

>>10159346
>right wing ppl that are vegetarians don´t exist

>>10158110
that's some fake news western propoganda bullshit right there

>>10159748
>how_to_coat_your_kitchen_with_cornmeal.webm

>>10159380
>that gravy pour
holy shit

>>10158176
he poures so that there is any in it you idiot

>>10156860
I think she might be retarded.

>>10156984
I hate this planet.

>>10158982
>sushi roll
>nigiri
AAAAAAAAA

>>10157877
this is so sad :'(

>>10159748
I imagine this is the guy we will pick when the inevitable "humans vs robots challenge" happens. The John Henry of domino's pizza, if you will.

>>10159842

>>10159849
>john henry
Congratulation on earning a spot in my filter. ;)

>>10159839
pic-related

>>10158351
how high are you right now bro

>>10159289
I hate this planet.

>>10159854
I don't do drugs so I'm no higher now than I was eight hours ago when I posted that comment.

But I was referencing this thread >>10149073.

>>10159289
fucking gooks

>>10158351
Fuck, I gotta start eating fish like this then.

>>10159874
at least they made good use of it so the death wasn't pointless.

in america they just like to blow shit up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAW4mntPM-w

>>10157877
Why does this legitimately make me feel sad? I don't even want to rape her, I just want to hug her.

>>10159885
at least don't cut it up alive

>>10159914
>at least don't cut it up alive
>>10156984

>>10159766
>you only believe that if you believe animals are equal with animals
Well...yeah

>>10159981
being in the same category as something else does not make you equal to it.

>>10158064
>using teeth to peel coconut bark
>not using head to crack coconut open

beta as fuck...

>>10159260
I could swear I've seen this exact same .webm and exact same replies before. It's like I'm stuck in a time loop on the Event Horizon or something.

>>10158816
such a under rated movie.

>>10158930
Disgusting.

>>10158816
>some exec was in charge of making the perfect mayo/ketchup smile on Tom Hanks face after he bit into the whopper
>there was probably a meeting about how big and messy the smile should be and what ratios of ketchup and mayo they should use

Advertising is weird.

>>10158816
Wanna know how I got these scars?

>>10159306
What's causing it to move like that. I assume the fish must be long dead, what with it's head being missing, so what caused it's nervous system to spaz out like that?

>>10159488
Heh.

>>10159418
>>10159531
So just invite hot girls and pray to god they braps near the fountain?

>>10159205
Mr. Smithers irl

>>10158816
>>10160098

>tom practised for hours taking the burger out of the wrapper upside down so that it was right way up for the camera
the guy's a pro

>>10159128
where does he even get this stuff?

>>10159773
If you choose to be a vegetarian for health reasons or just because you personally prefer it that’s an entirely different story than someone basically claiming that eating animals is murder. The comments in this thread thus far indicate a belief in the latter.

>>10159705
In evolutionary speak, humans are more evolved species. Going by “survival of the fittest”, if you are able to kill and eat a lower evolved species then what reason is there not to?

Biblically speaking, man is made in God’s image and we are special creations not on an equal plane to the animals.

So again, by which logic are people claiming that killing and eating animals is essentially murder?

>>10160248
still not leftism

>>10159676
Oh ok, thank you. Who is she?

>>10159637
It’s a chocolate fountain with chocolate that seized up.

>>10160260
That's not what survival of the fittest means. It's not survival of the toughest roughest dude. It means being more fit than your peers to survive and procreate within the particular environmental context you live in. I don't know why so many people are dumb about this word.

>>10159346

What? Anon I think you might be retarded

>>10159418

Did you know you breathe in and swallow dust literally every single time you breathe or swallow?

>>10160265
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtjvu8aPWP4CnocwhtW8Bbw

>>10159988

Being superior to something doesn't mean you vivisect it. There is this thing called empathy for other living beings.

>>10160122

This may surprise you but the body is made up of billions of tiny individual LIVING cells. When you cut the head off these cells do not instantaneously die and will continue to do their job until they eventually die from lack of oxygen.

>>10159128
He's a big guy

>>10160317
thanks for admitting that we're not equal to animals.

>>10157443
>This is white America's dream. The machine would load a white girl's ass with dark sausage while the cuck husband watches and jerks off with tears running down from his face to his little 4.5" dinglet.
Is this true?

>>10160486
Yes.

>>10160486
No.

>>10160486
Sometimes

>>10157443
>white
>america
nice try, mutt

>>10160198
Shit you're right

>>10158982
enjoy your butane taste
that'll be 500$ plus tips

>>10158351
If anything it's proof that asians don't have one

>>10160667
>>10158351
boom roasted

>>10158816
>welcome to america, now go do some repetitive menial task for literal chump change so you can then indulge in some junkfood slop
the fact that this is considered successful product placement makes it even more fucking deep

>>10158982
fucking why

>>10158816
>>10160081
Yeah. Funny how the movie named "Terminal" is NOT about him having a deadly illness. Since he's done several films with that theme.
Is it more than two? I can only think of Philadelphia and Joe Versus the Volcano right now.

>>10160122
releasing adrenaline left in the cells. most of the videos you see of "alive" fish have already died and are just releasing adrenaline involuntarily.

>>10159380
This is a blue board, anon.

>>10160260
>humans are more evolved species
Retard. There's no such thing as a "more evolved" species. That term does not make sense in 'evolutionary speak.'

>>10160941
It's always funny to see scientific-illiterates try to explain such concepts in their limited vocabulary and understanding.

>>10159380
>Day 23 of no fap November: I am far weaker than I thought. I have lost my mind and ruined Thanksgiving. Again.

>>10160902
I might actually make this for my 70 year old aunt. She always complains they don't make charcoal flavoring for steak any more.

>>10160984
just make sure you give her some fiber afterwards

>>10160997
She eats oatmeal for breakfast pretty much every day.

>>10158930
why is it stop motion

>>10158351
It is actually proof that asians do not have a soul

>>10156495
penisinspectionday.wmv

>>10160628

>butane taste

You're an idiot.

>>10158930
Why do people pretend Tasty food is bad? I mean sure its rookie stuff and pretty basic but that doesn't make it taste bad. Not every meal needs to be Michelin star to record it and teach it to people. They gotta start somewhere. This probably tastes amazing but isn't good for you.

>>10160972
this guy is fucking pro. one slip, and that band saw will take off a finger, or most of a hand.

>>10160979
RIP to pajeet's fingers

>>10161141
it's not entry level, it's mostly stupid gimmick shit, like a mongoloid deconstructing a dish. it's one thing to make videos on doing simple things, or making smaller versions of things for parties (i.e., mini quiches, sliders, non-standard eggrolls), but it's pretty backasswards the rest of the time.

>>10156984
>I bet you're wondering how I got in this situation. Well, it's a long story...

>>10161138
I would nail that with my cousin

>>10159488
Haha you poured too much wine now you are fucked.

>>10161138
Why doesn't he drink milk?

>>10159488

What's even the point of this? To invite people over and then watch when they make a giant mess all over your place? And who's never seen a siphon before?

>>10161141
Most people don't want a steak smothered in fucking cream cheese, that's why. Had that person reduced the amount of cream cheese filling, it would probably be fine.

>>10160260
holy fuck you're dumb

>>10158982
Is that a Teflon pan? Are you fucking kidding me?

>>10160269
>>10160941

>expecting someone using 'biblical speak' as some kind of an argument to have the faintest understanding of established scientific theory

>>10160979
i'm awful nervous about how he's wearing a watch

>>10161138
lol i could do that shit for 900$ no doubt

>>10159128
This reminds me of that stop motion Simpsons video

>>10161138
>Japanese curry
No thanks.

Also, anyone can put 10 lbs of rice or any other foods on a plate and say, "be you can't eat this for money".

>>10161388
>Japanese curry
>No thanks.

>>10161138
Man I like Japanese curry but I'm not nearly obese enough to fit all that into my gut

>>10160902

Is dry ice safe to eat?

>>10161213
Incredibly filling. You have to tackle with the sheer size of the meal and not just the heat.

>>10161496
No.

>>10161103
My daddy said butane is a bastard gas.

>>10160972
>>10160979
These two together is like a Goofus and Gallant comic.

>>10158064
wow

>>10159839
You realize the fish is dead and the body is just reacting to the salt right

>>10161647
The onion is absolute proof that there is a god and that he hates us.

>>10161558
I miss that show so much dude

>>10161651
i'm not sure I follow, what's your problem with onions?

>>10161141
I think the issue is more the proportions being out of whack, the makers of the videos trying too hard to be gimmicky, or outright not getting the point of certain foods. For example, in the webm posted, you're essentially wasting a good cut of beef like that by slicing it open and filling it with meme cheese. Definitely had something going with the mushrooms, but they don't get a good flavor unless they're seared or pan fried, or anything else than what he used it for. The result is a confusing mishmash of flavors which, at best, is as good as junk food you'd find at the supermarket, and at worst is a waste of good ingredients.

And it's not just the only video. They do this all the time with gluttonous over-indulgent meme foods.

>>10159380
>these are the people that judge Trump supporters

>>10161683

>>10159850
Fucking shit people to prank someone like that

>>10159791
t. kang

>>10161702
Why? It's a lesson everybody needs to learn at one point or another. Now it has happened to him in a controlled circumstance and he understands that if he thinks somebody attractive is interested in him, he's probably wrong.

>>10159748

The irony is that it's obvious they're doing this because they are bored there and this will never be necessary making this skill absolutely useless, the girl is just standing keeping time and there is another employee just filming it and the place is fucking empty.

>>10161683
>confusing mishmash of flavours
Not really dude.

The makers of tasty aren’t idiots - they do shit that they know will get shares, whether it’s some retarded contrived invention or just ripped off from somewhere else.

>>10161749
How is that remotely ironic

>>10161151

Was it really necessary to mention that? He's hacking fucking pig carcasses into tiny pieces of course it will chop a finger off like it's nothing.

>>10161700
4 1/2 gallons of oil. That is slightly over 17 liters. Holy shit, what do you do with that amount of heavily turkey-flavoured oil after the turkey has been fried?

>>10161784
Fry another turkey in it

>>10161741
fuck you, that boy is a qt and also very cute. fuck that roastie didn't deserve him

>>10161758

>try to make pizzas as fast as possible in a pizza place
>it is absolutely unnecessary because the place is empty and the other employees are just standing and doing nothing
>anon asks what is ironic about an ironic situation while he doesn't understand what it even means

>>10161784
Clean it, then use it again. Well stored oil lasts a long time.

>>10161784
Fry more stuff. What, you don't like turkey flavour?

>>10161855
Can you explain how that satisfies the definition of irony without telling me it’s irony?

>>10159850
haha awesome.

>>10161141
>>10161273
Not to mention there are far simpler and better ways to do this.
>Use actual cheese
>Sear the steak properly in a heavy pan over high heat instead of smothering in cheese first
>Cook mushrooms in pan after steak, deglazing at the end to get the fond up
>Rest the steak then slice and insert pre warmed cheese with cooked mushrooms and herbs

>>10161880
Dude, there are probably less than 5% of americans who can even give a valid example of irony, let alone define it. Did you forget the red states cut education budgets to eliminate /lit/ courses because they're too pretentious?

>>10161496
No
That's why they wait for the vapors to stop, it means the dry ice is completely evaporated

>>10161960
It's amusingly coincidental how people who try to avoid pretentiousness invariably come across as even more pretentious.

>>10161880
It's ironic because he's showing off a skill that would be incredibly useful in high traffic situations, but he's showing it off when there's no traffic
It'd be more ironic if he was only able to do it in low traffic situations

Irony is defined as "a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result."
In this case, you'd expect that because he's making pizzas very quickly, there'd be a need for him to do so, ie a large amount of customers. But that isn't the case, thus irony

>>10162007
>In this case, you'd expect that because he's making pizzas very quickly, there'd be a need for him to do so, ie a large amount of customers
The fact that what he’s doing is unnecessary does not make it ironic.

>>10162014
You're right, the fact that what he's doing is unnecessary doesn't alone make it ironic
It's because of the specific situation he's in that makes it ironic, it's the context that makes it ironic

>>10156860
god i wish that were me

>>10162039
He doesn’t think he’s doing it for service while the audience know otherwise, so it’s not dramatic irony. I can’t see how the performance of a technically unnecessary task is ironic. I could see a certain irony in the idea that there are customers angrily waiting for pizza at a neighbouring restaurant or something.

>>10160057
>twice

>>10161855
>fast food
>fast
>Suprised that wagecuck makes the pizza fast

>>10162071
Not every ironic situation is dramatic irony
It's the context of the skill. He's doing a skill that benefits high traffic situations, but he's being filmed because there's low traffic
It's not just because it's unnecessary, it's how it's unnecessary and why it's unnecessary

>>10159289
Friendly reminder that the reason chinks boil animals alive and flay them alive is because they think being in pain when it dies makes the meat taste better.

If Africans thought Europeans were cruel, wait until they meet their new colonizers.

>>10161496
Yes.

>>10162097
This borders on tech heresy

>>10162039
This.

>>10156860
why does this crack me up. she really loves those donuts. LMAO.

>>10162097
This comes off as really autistic to me.

>>10162173
Every time with the fucking cream cheese.

>>10162181
efficiency isn't autistic, god damn 4chan, it can work 24/7 with maybe an hour of downtime while a worker cleans the tools, don't have to pay 8 workers minimum wage and deal with drama

>>10161741
she was fucking waving AT HIM. he responded appropriately you dumb cunt.

>>10161753
>they do shit that they know will get shares
Exactly. Some other anon said it a few threads back, I think, but these kinds of videos are all just passed around by people that think they're neat and have no intention of ever actually making them. None of Tasty's shit needs to even be edible because their target audience isn't going to ever actually cook them. The videos just need to look neat or be "creative" with 'actually tasting good' being a far, far second place to that.

>>10161700
Is that how brining works? Just salt, water, and flavour stuff?

>>10162195

>>10162200
She was waving at someone in his direction, not at him. Don't approach strangers without checking first. Most of us learned that in school.

>>10162197
I understand that every place under the sun would rather not pay workers, but I'm just thinking about all the engineering, resources, and all this meticulous shit that goes into creating meat carving robots.

>>10161855
that's not irony retard

>>10162220
It's an investment for sure. but once it's in place the only cost is cleaning and maintenance.

Anywhere you can remove warm bodies in any process the cheaper it gets in the long run.

>>10162088
I didn’t day every ironic situation is dramatic irony. However there’s no cruel or inverse twist between intention and outcome to make it ironic. Anyway I get what you’re saying, I just think it would need another ingredient in the mix to be ironic.

>>10162208
yeah

i mean a brine is literally just salt water

>>10156860
new fetish

>>10162208
Yes. You don’t even need the last two ingredients to get the benefit of it.

>>10159587
HAHAHAHA MY SIDES

>>10160208
Most of it comes from Germany and Japan these days but things like this were made in Britain, France, the US, etc back in the day as well.

>>10162217
Fuckin disgusting.

>>10160317

what a distinctly human notion.

>>10162267
beer is good you weirdo

>>10162289
no its not, drink straight alcohol if you want to buzz. beer just makes you fat and stupid

>>10162062

that looks really good

>>10162289

>>10161749

have you ever heard of something called, 'practice'? he'll be better prepared to kill it when rush hour comes.

>>10161141
It has nothing to do with difficulty level, it's just fatties reinventing the wheel to justify some new iteration of cheese+meat+bread. It's annoying af

>>10162317
>cheese+meat+bread

checkmate

>>10162301

you clearly are a youngling who knows little or nothing.

honestly unless you drink like a fucking frat boy, beer gets you way drunker in a way better way than liquor does.liquor is really for the two opposite ends of the spectrum between dumbass 18yo getting drunk off shots and the actual starts-shaking-and-having-delerium-tremens-if-they-go-cold-turkey alcoholics.

>>10162317
>af
you are not black so quit fucking typing like it

>>10162320
>those fat fucking arms

>>10160979
What a Goofus.

>>10162301
>heineken (can)
>let sit on counter for 30 minutes
>open
>pour into glass
best beer I've ever had

>>10162363
>flat lager

good stuff

>>10162332
I have no reason to drink other than to not feel, beer is a waste of money

>>10162097
the new saw traps are just fucking over the top

>>10162372

wow edgy want a razor? but really unless you're a stage IV alcoholic, you're going to get drunker faster on something like steel reserve than you are on bottom shelf tequila, gin, vodka, etc. % for %, beer punches as hard as mixed drinks and go down faster, and if you're getting steel reserve or natty daddies or something similar, you're going to get drunk faster unless your name is shoenice22 or you're a late stage alcoholic.

and beyond that, there's just something about the way beer sits in an empty stomach that goes to your head fast and has a drunkeness-over-time effect. in my experience a 12 pack of steel reserve 12oz cans for 12 dollars gets me much drunker much faster than, for example, a 750ml of takka 100 proof. 42oz bottles of steel reserve is even more cost effective, but i can slam cold fizzy cans of it with more delight.

>>10160979
Why's he doing that? Is this chicken to be mechanically separated? Why does he need to do this by hand then?
WHY DOES HE CUT A DRUMSTICK IN HALF?!

>>10161291
what's wrong with teflon?

>>10162404
I'll try it out anon, thanks

>>10162320
Holy shit that's disgusting and I'm an alcoholic.

>>10162404
My place sells 2/$3.75 99bananas 100ml schnapps. I get 3 and I'm usually beyond good. though I get the coffee flavor, the fruit like banana, watermelon, or grape are too sweet and syrupy for me
pic related is the 50ml

>>10162432
>I'm an alcoholic.

>>10160829
sounds awfully brosciencey

>>10159300
>when he pulls out the small knife and cuts that last little spine piece
always my favorite part

>>10159748
>dominos on super bowl sunday

>>10158930
Tasty is the best page on the planet
I've never seen a video that takes so little effort to watch, I could literally watch these in my sleep
I'm amazed Facebookfags can function at all

>>10162472
because it is. In reality, muscles operate through electrical impulses, and that's pretty much it.
When you push on a nerve, they tend to activate regardless of your intentions.

>>10161676
>double cream
what

>>10161700
I've had deep fried turkey, it's good, but not worth the effort

>>10162367
that beer was clearly already open
what a poser phony faker wannabe

>>10162492
thanks anon, that sounds exactly right. Didn't want to discredit unless it was something i just didn't know. Isn't it because of how simple/repetitive fish movements are, so weak or residual electric impulses can activate the muscles after death, kinda similar to a chicken? Or is that broscience too?

>>10162528
how the frick are you supposed to even eat that?

>>10157877
sauce

>>10162515
what's wrong with double cream?

>>10162536

>>10162544
Americans need to get a life

>>10159850
imagine the low self esteem of these men and women

>>10162544
Never heard of it, can I just use twice the amount of heavy cream?

>>10162528
What the fuck is this disgusting shit?

>>10162568
In UK we have double cream, single cream and squirty cream

I THINK the equivalent is heavy cream, half & half and whipped cream

>>10162289
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>>10162404
drinking is retarded
hope you all die

>>10162306
No it doesn't.

>>10162097
What sort of genius do you have to be the even think of designing something like this? Just think of all the individual parts that have to be the perfect measurement in order for this to function.

>>10162597

get a life

>>10162578
>squirty cream
your culture is so silly

>>10162599
This is just how certain people's brains work. I can craft a masterpiece policy document that I can convince elected twats to implement despite them knowing nothing about the subject and that it will be law for at least 45 years, but I couldn't create a wonder of porcine dissection like this.

>>10162599
The secret to a lot of inventions is going back and back to your broken/not right ones and fixing it. It probably had thousands of iterations before this one came out. Ideas are made of many little improvements and not one big good idea that happens to work on the first try

You squirt it out of a can though....

>>10162568
double cream is almost the same as heavy cream except it's slightly thicker

>>10159850
Should have sucker punched the white guy and yelled go homaa white boi

>>10161226
You remember that ancient greek fucker who discovered that thing about the sides of a triangle?
he's an asshole, that's the purpose of the cup.

>>10162597
Get a fuckin life.

>>10162663
>You remember that ancient greek fucker who discovered that thing about the sides of a triangle?

Equilatorium Acutus Obtusiam?

What about him?

>>10162676
What is the pink squiggles he puts on? It looks like thick cut pickled ginger

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>>10162681
Pickled red vegetable. Usually onion but could be cabbage or turnip

>>10162478
>I've never seen a video that takes so little effort to watch
What does this mean?

>>10162518
>All that waiting
>Still need to use scissors
I'm sure it tastes like shit and it fails even as a spectacle.

>>10162672
Read the rest of my post and you'll find out, handsome.

>>10162728
Best pancakes are swedish, those thin bastards

>>10162663
Well in Iscoscoles time, you had no internet or air conditioning. You sat around thinking about how shit life is because you can't check out hitomi tanaka tits on a whim, so you think about how to be an asshole. Then after you put the effort into making your asshole glass, you lie and say it's to teach a lesson about greediness, even though one wrong tilt will make anyones drink spill. fuck triangles

>>10162681
Pickled onions I think.

>>10162775
Fucking pretentious goddamn nigger, god fucking damn it I'm fucking shaking with rage. I am literally shaking, I might kill myself just for seeing this bullshit.

>>10161226
It's a civilized glass, if you're gonna be a slob and fill the glass all the way to the top, you deserve nothing!

>>10162805
how

>>10159850
He's a qt

>>10162832
Buckshot to the face.

>>10162849
How did that thing not crack? Why does it come out cooked? Drop it in boiling water?

>>10162876
I can't tell if retarded or shitposting.

>>10158064
Imagine him eating pussy.

>>10162432
Haven you seriously never heard of a Jagerbomb/Irish Car Bomb?

These are like entry level drinks

>>10162320
lmao looked like dabs for a second when it was first melted

>>10162876
i think its cheese

>>10162578
Don't forget clotted cream.
>squirty cream
Mate.

>>10159340
I want to eat his coconuts.

>>10160782
he also did that movie where he had a mental illness (i think it was autism) where he used a tripcode in an anonymous community because he's a special snowflake who thinks he's better than everyone else. at the end he killed himslef by eating gmo corn and he died of eternal bleeding.

>>10159206

posting without looking at thumbnail. hope it's not gross

>>10160260
>if you are able to kill and eat a lower evolved species then what reason is there not to?
i'm not the least bit racists but fuck me that's the most niggerish thing that i've heard anybody say. holy fuck.

>we are special creations not on an equal plane to the animals.
omfg then what's noah's ark all about? why did he save all thos animals? don't say for food because then he would've only saved the delicious ones. and don't even say we saved the work horses because we don't use every animal that way. what the hell? did you give up your intelligence for lent or something? fuck me
reee

pisses me off he spreads it on the wrong way

>>10162849
>see this
>search for more info
>find instructional
>..
https://youtu.be/qKPS8VkKFEo?t=2m22s

>>10159850
what kind of person makes this shit? chinky should have done the world a favor and just stabbed them both.

>>10162404
>Something with lower ABV gets you drunk faster than something with higher ABV

t. Alcohol that doesn't understand math

>>10162609
It comes in a tin, it squirts out of the top and it's not like proper whipped cream or anything.

What are you supposed to call it? If something smells of must, it's musty. If something is covered in dirt, it's dirty. If it's cream that you get it out of the container by squirting it, what do you call it? Walmarts Patented Squirtomatic 5000 Real Dairy Substitute with extra zip?

>>10163615
honestly if someone snuck up on me from behind like that i'd pull out my samarai sword and and chop sewage his ass!

>>10162741
oh fuck yeah, throw some lingonberry in there, little bit of cream on top, or just some maple syrup.

i grew up on plattar, but usually for breakfast staying over at my grandparents' house. then my grandma would make vetebrod making the entire house smell like cardamom. then we would have meatballs - she would cook them in a cast iron skillet, so they were crunchier than is traditional - with pickled cucumber and dill and boiled potatoes. my grandmother is from staten island.

>>10162871
are those worms?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRRM4FWtAVc

>>10161141
>pretend
Nigger, that cream cheese mushroom shit looks disgusting to most people.

>>10160260
>biblically

Retard detected.

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>>10162217
She was waving at him.

>>10162805
this isn't Tumblr my dude, go literally shake somewhere else. unless this is bait