/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10160344
I'd like the catfish

>>10160344
just this quart of 10w-30 and a shrimp basket, please.

>>10160354
oh no, so sorry, we just had a family of 4 come through here and we are all out catfish.
plenty of gizzards though, how about some fried crawfish instead?

>>10160344
chicken livers would be a better choice

I'll take an order of fried shrimp and a box of 7.62 x39. do you happen to carry 8mm Mauser?

>>10160344
We used to call in orders to the gas station down the street. Chicken gizzards and jalapeño cheddar corn dogs. Maybe pick up some cajun boiled peanuts too

>>10160358
10w-30? i'd be surprised if your manual doesnt suggest 5w or are you a poorfag with an old car?

>>10160366
les bon temps mais non?

>>10160363
No sir we do not, but if you head down east 3 blocks and make a right, theres an ammo store right before the elementary school. Mention us and receive 10% off.

>>10160369
richfag with an old pickem up truck. it's paid for. the best kind to own.

>>10160379
T-thanks you too.

>>10160366
>put flavour on the part you dont eat
Why don't you season your banana peel while you're at it

>>10160366
I wish I could find boiled peanuts for sale up north here. Ideally raw peanuts and cook them myself but fuck if anyone sells raw peanuts.

>>10160412
go check the fuckin chink market. thank me later.

>>10160402
no problem, my kids are homeschooled!
have a blessed day.

>>10160344
anyone notice the one customer?

>>10160412
They’re pretty good but nothing special. Boiled peanuts are worth trying of you happen to find yourself in Appalachia during the summer time when every hillbilly and his mother is selling them by the side of the road, but I wouldn’t make a trip just for the peanuts.
>t. Southerner

>Louisiana
Uh no. Heres actual louisiana food:
Taken aboard the steamboat Natchez in 2016.

>>10160403
It's boiled with seasoning in the water. The flavor soaks in.

>>10160403
Children should learn to close their mouths when adults are speaking.

>>10160558
oh gosh, the south is offended again

I was hunting ptarmigan a few weeks ago and when we were cleaning our kill my friend almost threw away the pluck before I stopped him. I was horrified to say the least.

>>10160581
southern cuisine is inherently better fare than it's northern counterparts.

>Louisiana
I love it when the ill informed pretend to know about us. We're a french province that deals mostly with the mother cuisine. Fried shit is only for the droves of tourists, like how hawaai serves only pina coladas and coconuts. if you wanted Fat fried death food, you should have said Texas or some other nowhere state like Dakota.

whats wrong with gizzards and diesel?

gizzards are nugget tier good and diesel is more "green" than gasoline which I thought all you cucked countries cared about

>>10160396
tundra master race or yet another fordfag?
god dont tell me you were stupid enough to buy a chevy/gmc are you?? oh no.....you didnt...you bought a fucking RAM LMFAO@URLYFE.

>>10160344
Best fried chicken I ever had came from a gas station in North Carolina.

>>10160597
Then why do southerners eat so much more shitty fast food than the rest of us?

>>10160366
>jalapeño cheddar corn dogs
why have i never heard of this before this sounds fucking great

>>10160344
Yeah I much preferred the liquid grease filled pastries I get at service stations in Europe

>>10160839
Northfag, but because New Englanders got booty blasted that the South tried to do their own thing, utterly obliterated the South's infrastructure, occupied them for 30 years, kept economic development from them until WWII, and this caused a huge problem of cultural and generational poverty.

>>10160610
1977 chevy custom deluxe. dad gave it to me years ago. easy to work on and maintain

>>10160412
>I wish I could find boiled peanuts for sale up north here. Ideally raw peanuts and cook them myself but fuck if anyone sells raw peanuts.
Ideally green peanuts, not raw, the latter being dried mature peanuts.

Green peanuts are for those who understand. We will get them here in Florida, in the season, for like only a couple of weeks, and they're spendy, maybe taking like $15 of peanuts to make a single 3qt batch.

If you want raw kind, the cheap kind, you're going to get similar results from the canned variety you can buy anywhere.

OP, Im surprised there's no boudin balls if that is truly Louisiana.

>>10160403
>>>10160366
>>put flavour on the part you dont eat
>>10160532
If they were boiled green peanuts, you do eat the immature peanut part that lines a green shell.
Waffle? Ziti? That looks about half real Lousiana food and half Golden Corral bad buffet. Not a single thing on that make is distinctive menu items from Louisiana, either, aside from that French bread to the left.

>>10160839
theres a correlation with IQ and food.

>/ck/ is now roleplaying as gas station cashiers and customers

What happened?

>>10160610
7.3l diesel made by international was the fucking apex of reliability you blithering idiot

>>10160878
gas station boudin is god tier

>>10161285
>International
>Ever being anything but shittier Detroit alternatives

>>10160344
Hey, don't knock it. We've got a chain called Golden Pantry that has great biscuits and chicken gizzards and hearts.

>>10160344
they must move a lot of product, most fried food sections are dried out food deserts

>>10160344

There's a new gas station that opened up near my house and they serve Shwarma. The lamb is turning on the spit and it's like 3 feet away from the slurpee machine. It's so weird.

>>10160344
whats the problem?

>>10160558
based

I wish it were more common where I live, here you can sometimes get those tornado things and hotdogs, maybe some pizza if you go to a Flying J.
The only place I know of where you can actually get hot food is a locally run place, I used to get a bag of wings and jalapeno poppers for breakfast every day on my way to work.

>>10160609
Diesel implies you're driving some fuckhuge pickup truck, which all get shit mpg no matter what.
Basically its just coastie tards ripping on nothing, as usual.

I like to get the giant fried potato wedges from Chesters Fried Chicken insidd the gas station

Two Beef BBQ burritos please.

>>10160344
I'd like some brown balls, two brown lumps, and a brown cylinder.