/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10152168

So you've finally moved on from Jiro shitposting and onto this?

Looks overcooked

>>10152168
WAITER!! There appears to be a roach in my meal.

>>10152168
>sorry but I don't like turkey

Personally can't wait for bug flour to stop having exorbitant hipster tax.

>>10152258
Cricket is goat though.

>>10152211
Beat it to me fag

>>10152168
Excuse me, but this appears to be a land roach, I specifically ordered the sea roaches. I want to see your manager.

>>10152258
>>10152388
How's it taste? I hear it tastes nutty. What do you folks cook with it?

>>10152463
the fuck is that thing

>>10152463
looks like a hairy wet pusy

>>10152168
>I'm going to cut that up, put it raw on rice, then charge you $300

>>10152463
Looks like something out of the movie The Mist....FUCK THAT.

>>10152698
>I'm going to cut that up, put it raw on rice, then charge you $300 billion dollars

>Here your frog, Maam. Enjoy your meal!

>>10152186
Just buy my damn fish anon

Shit meme aside these threads trigger me because I'm really scared of roaches and everytime I see the OPs pic I can't sleep well at night.

>>10153282
>I'm really scared of roaches
Please tell me you're a gril.

>>10153282
6ft 185lb male. Fuck roaches!

>>10153233

For some reason I get the feeling she doesn't like it based off of her expression right before and after she gives the things up.

I don't like turkish food.

>>10153451

>>10153282
t. soyboy

>>10153395
>>10153385
>>10153282
In California in the summer they literally crawl out of the sewers and walk around on the sidewalk at night. everyone's house has a few. they scatter when you turn on the light. no fucks given

>>10153969
t. lives in some shitty farm town

>>10153969
>In California in the summer they literally crawl out of the sewers and walk around on the sidewalk at night. everyone's house has a few. they scatter when you turn on the light. no fucks given
Those arn't called roaches anon, those are called Californians

>>10153986
no this was in modesto a city with 100k+ people

Heh

>>10152188
>WAITER!! There appears to be a Turk in my meal.

>>10153282

>>10154010
Bro, Modesto IS a shitty farm town. Population is not a factor

>>10154104
kek

>>10154010
>in a shitty farm town
>no in modesto
what did he mean by this?

>>10153282
The ones that fly. The horror.

>>10153969
>>10154010
Are you paulsego

I live in this 100+ year old house in Seattle. For some odd reason, I NEVER see any bugs in here except fruit flies during the summer.

I see a spider here or there but no insects at all. Doea anyone knows why? It is weird.

>>10155256
maybe the rats are eating all the insects?

>>10155274
Maybe so. There was a rat in the house a couple times before.

>>10155256
Because Washington State isn't a pleasant place in general for bugs. The middle of the state gets more because of the generally balanced climate compared to the far east or far west.

>>10154478
>tfw got atacked by a flying roach once

>>10153521
she should be put on that stick

>>10155290
WTF is going on here??

>>10156089
How long had you been having DT's at that point?

>>10156103

>>10156103
JUST third worlders being third worlders.

>>10156089
>>10156163
You've obviously never met south Georgia/ north Florida's favorite insect, the palmetto bug. They're like 3"-4" cockroaches that fly, and they're EVERYWHERE.

>>10153282
We get these big fuckers in Texas. It's horrible and they fly and basically aim for your face. Fucking idiots

>>10158397
A friend of mine in Savannah bought a blowgun at a flea market, and started spitting darts at them to nail them to the wall. He could get one maybe once or twice out of ten.

>>10153148
>birrion dorra*

>>10156298
I imagine that must taste like a blood sausage

>>10156089
Them scratchy legs. Save us Jesus.

>this kills the roach

>>10158788
Are you Brazilian?

>>10153233

>>10159528

That's a typical grocery store slipper in Hawaii.

>>10155290
after given a lot of thought. if the bees like it that much im pretty sure it taste hella good.

>mutts can't even tell the difference between shrimp and roaches
nice morning kek thanks op

>>10152476
A type of bristleworm. Many marine annelid worms have a coat of stiff bristles on them.

>>10152476
i present you
>bobbit sea worm

>>10152463

The ocean is a scary place.

>>10159556
it's a sandal you dope

>>10156298

>that random chicken

>>10160016
>that thread from /an/ where an anon was losing his aquarium fish mysteriously overnight and eventually found out it was one of these assholes
>got his remaining fish out and fed it rat poison and broken glass and it didn't die
>tried catching it on a line and yanking it out but he only got a chunk of it and now could potentially have two worms to deal with
>had to drain his entire tank and break down all the rock and coral to get it out and the fucker was over a meter in length after being broken once already

>>10160134

>>10155290

The rats in Seattle are the size of fucking beagles, eugh.

>>10156298
Tbh I don't really see anything wrong with this. Every civilization evers diet is just based upon what's abundant or easy to grow.

>>10160289

I can't really imagine it tasting good.

>>10160315
Why not?

>>10152168
it's hard for me to eat things with big antennas, I don't like it when they hit my face. have to pull them off first.

>>10152168
if cockroaches tasted like shrimp I would unironically eat cock...roaches

>>10160315
Many insects taste nutty when fried.

>>10155290
this always reminds me of the episode of futurama with the anthropomorphic termites who own a pizza shop and theres bees crawling in the crust

>>10153233
Subhuman ant people.