/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Is gin the patrician's spirit?

It's miller time baby

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>tfw finally get a job interview after 150+ applications
>she asks if ive ever been arrested
>"yes mam, for possession of untaxed liquorr"
>what's that anon?
>explain I was arrested for having 2 gallons of moonshine 5 years ago then proceeded to start dropping red pills left and right
>rant about the government, taxes, marijuana, and "rights" for 15mins
>"ok anon we appreciate you coming in"
>expectedly never hear back


Don't have a couple courage drinks before an interview guys

>>10157371
>she asks if ive ever been arrested
i'd be so fucked if i had to answer this. god dammit i need a drink.

>>10157371
Why did you start ranting?
Are you retarded?

wait , this is funny though in a way.

>>10157383
I just got stuck on the subject while trying to explain what I did was victimless. I also had a few shots of vodka for courage before the interview

>>10157371
Autism

Keto-friendly alcohol, anyone?

>>10157394
Kys

>>10157329
No, vodka is.

>>10157394
Heroin

>>10157394
Any spirit without added sugar, but vodka is you want to go purist and gin if you want to go purist with flavour.

>>10157323
Best online source for Naltima/Naltrexone?

Fuck, do I post here or in the old thread?

>>10157426
>being able to get drunk off beer

I remember when I was 13....

>>10157426
always new

>>10157432
your posting style makes me think that was a year or two ago

>>10157438
Rekt

>>10157438
>>10157442
...........

>>10157432
>drinking to get drunk
>not merely drinking not to get withdrawals

I remember when I was 25.................

having a chill night in with some good whiskey and tunes. As usual wondering how bad my consumption really is

>>10157449
Whats wrong sweetheart

>>10157432
>>10157450
Funnily, I am 25. The whole bottle gets me feeling pretty good, I'll have it polished off in like 10 or 15 min. I wish I still had a bottle of this 9% abv stuff I love. Blueberry Tart from Southern Tier Brewing Company. Duchesse, the stuff I'm having now is 6%.

>>10157438
Most brutal post I've read in years lmao

>>10157477
speaking of polishing things off, could you polish my knob hehe

Has anyone else pretty much given up on dating/having a relationship

>>10157526
No, I still have hope

>>10157438
i wish I didn't post this, the ironic replies are making me dead inside

>>10157323
Have you guys ever drank a pint of vodka in a night?

In the last thread there was a guy who got diagnosed with cancer, so i'd like to hear some of the worst things that have ever happened/rock bottom stories in the al/ck/ thread

My vote is for the guy who strained his vomit to try to get his alcohol back. It didn't work, apparently.

On other chans there are people who unironically drink mouth wash and isopropyl alcohol, apparently that works

>>10157545
Shut the fuck up, take your (You)'s and go

>>10157570
I'd say you were mean but I imagine you're meaner to your alcoholic self

>>10157579
I'm not an alcoholic, im just in a bad mood desu

>>10157583
There's something soothing about knowing other people are unhappy, I can't explain it.

I'm going through a rough breakup, it turns out the girl I live with has been cheating on me consistently since we moved in together, and I really loved the girl. Got wise and kicked her out, but goddam am I alone now. Just me and my cat

I don't know if you're built like I am but I hope my unhappiness makes your night a little bit better, even slightly anon. For whatever reason yours did mine

>>10157567
my other favs are guy who stored vodka in a hose and guy who buried bottles in the yard with a straw sticking up out of them

Quit drinking in Nov. Never felt better. Already lost 15 pounds and I eat ice cream every night. Give it a try you fat fucks.

>>10157323
Broke 5 days sober last night. Went to get a bottle this morning, same cutie working the register that sold me last nights bottle. Nope. Bought a newspaper drove a suburb over for my bottle.
The things we do.

>>10157602
schadenfreude has many origins

>>10157567
what chans? i know there's /drank/ on 420chan (used to be /hooch/, weird), but that's all i know of. it moves pretty slowly.

>>10157526
Nope i have hope. I am fortunate to have a job where nearly all my customers are women. (Only 5 weeks in) they all seem to like me.

>>10157602
Sorry about the break up man, shit sucks. I was a bully in elementary so maybe other people's suffering will help me but idk, dont really feel anything anymore. And for the record, im not an asshole now. I regret who I was then

>>10157546
Wtf is a pint? Also what is a handle and a fifth?
Metric oz here.

>>10157633
155 pounds and 6.2. Most alcys aren't fat fucks.

>>10157658
It's not like she even remembers you 90 seconds after you buy the bottle or would even talk to you outside of a business setting. You're weak thinking other people matter.

>these posts
did al/ck/ just halve in age?

>>10157658
Just embrace it anon. I work at a brewery and buy all my drinks from the retail store we have attached. I literally buy from my coworkers daily

Pretend this next part is spoilered

>I actually have the shifts memorized so I run into each cashier once a week so they dont know my power level

>>10157686
a pint is 375ml , a fifth is 750ml and a handle is 1750ml

>>10157546
Man I drink a pint of hard within my first 4-6 waking hours.

>>10157716
Fuck you what are you even talking about

>>10157702
You're very wrong anon. Other people matter.

>>10157716
How bout u highlight the posts.

>>10157716
What are you even talking about?

>>10157721
Thanks man. Appreciate you.

>>10157716
You got BTFO earlier, just cut your losses and fuck off

>>10157626
kek i remember that guy.

I literally lol'd for 10 minutes when I saw the pic of the bottle sticking out of the potted plant with a straw in it

>>10157751
that was my first post.
>>10157732
the thread sounds more like generic 4chan ranting than al/ck/

>>10157762
Oh, my mistake. Well, stop bitching.

>>10157567
>there was a guy who got diagnosed with cancer


That was me, PTSD as well from being shot during my military service.


I'm sure there are some people with tougher lives then myself, I get to die (mostly) painlessly thanks to opioids and alcohol. Some people die a lot more painful deaths.

>>10157755
>wife comes home early
>caught casually sipping on a houseplant
Could be difficult one to explain.
>>10157764
I was kinda hoping everyone would

>>10157748
These are all the ones you need to know
>50ml minis
>we also got 100ml bottles
>200ml "half pints"
>375ml "pints" or mickeys in Canada
>Fifths (fifth of a gallon) 750ml
>Handles (half-gallons) 1750ml
>Gallon jugs like 3500ml or some shit.

>>10157762
Holy moly mother of shit. It is an alcoholic thread. Wadda ya spect?

>>10157767
Fuck off then, we always bitch and moan.
Sometimes we actually have fun
If you have been here long enough you would know that 60 posts doesn't make a whole thread worth of content.

They will get drunk, pass out and forget to post soon.

What did you expect dumbass?

>>10157546
I drink a fifth a day. 1-2 pints daily for 10+ years. Just had an ultrasound for my heart/liver, doctor says I'm good for another ten years, no signs of damage. Still feel like death every time I wake up.

>>10157771
So a halfa pint is misleading

>>10157789
It is but we still call them half-pints out of tradition I guess.

I normally just say
"ey lemme get that $2 bottle of SKOL vodka" and they reach for a half-pint

I normally just ask for the price and brand of the shit when it comes to over-the-counter stuff.

Anything under a fifth typically is either within sight or behind the counter.

>>10157767
>>caught casually sipping on a houseplant
wait what

>>10157771
Shot
Double
Half pint
Pint
Fifth
Handle

If you drink more than a pint a day, you're in the danger zone.

Is our drinking limited to the bottles (they) produce.

>>10157803
Well when i drink it's a fifth. 750ml

>>10157795
>wife disapproves of your drinking
>bury a bottle in the dirt of a houseplant
>leave a straw sticking the top so you don't have to unbury it to get your drank on
>sip the houseplant/lawn/garden/whatever

>>10157803
I have been in the danger zone for years then.
But you have a good baseline there.

I was trying to keep it simple for our metric friend.
And not include doubles or shots and go straight by liquor store measurements
A mini and a shot are the same thing basically the same thing.
And those 100ml and doubles are pretty much the same thing.

Anyways, you are right on the money my friend.

>>10157808
I am glad I am down to 500-800ml a day now.
And I eat and take multivitamins finally.
So it seems to help.
I just pray for the day I can get down to 375ml a day. I may even keep it that way.

>>10157810

How the fuck do you live down the shame of getting caught like that?

>>10157371

I don't know why you hillbilly's ever bother leaving the holler.

>>10157830
grin and bear it

>>10157526

Nope, I like to fuck women's lives up. Shits funny to me.

I'm feeling it

>>10157859
are you a 14 year old girl?

>>10157841
Inflicting pain on women, whether it be physical or psychological, is the most pleasurable act one can commit.

>>10157867
you're not familiar with the drinking habits of 14yr old girls

>>10157867
Nah, I'm just nor an alcoholic and I weigh like 140lbs, besides in not drunk

>>10157394
Vodka, soda water, lime. Pretty much no carbs and pretty good. You can use something like La Croix water for extra flavor.

>>10157873
so your asian

>>10157871
What do they drink? If anything

Why are my ribs suddenly hurting so badly the past 2 weeks.
Especially the left upper side below my heart, and my left ribs when I lay down althought the right upper mostly when I bend down to pick something up.

My ribs feel like I just fought a fight or something.

>>10157885
semen

>>10157887
>left
mine too, inflamed spleen in my case.
>right
mine too, knackered liver.

>>10157786
Time to quit buddy. Doctors are retarded pharma shills.

>>10157869
Smart man right here.


I genuinely enjoy this

>>10157884
Bro fuck off. You're shitting up the thread with your bullshit. What the fuck does Asian have to do with anything. Alcohol just makes their faces red anyway

>>10157803
Forgot liter.

>>10157894
I was just joking, I hope

>>10157887
Do not tell me this, that scares me as I have not been to the doctor.

>>10157926
>>10157890
wait this was meant for you

>>10157926
>Do not tell me this
k

>get drunk
>play video games
>Start harassing and shit talking other clan members
>Get kicked from clan

Well there goes that

>>10157954
I always get kicked cause I just stop showing up for scheduled shit since I'm too sloshed to know what the fuck is going on

>>10157371

>>10157968
hahah look at this dude

>>10157967
>he hasn't called the clan leader a nigger faggot
kek, that was a good one, everyone freaked out lol

>>10157887

I've had the same symptoms this last week. My ribs under my armpits feel like I got into a fight but I'm good enough to not get hit there so I dont know what's the cause.

>>10157968
Lol and saved

>>10158036
Just drink the pain away bro

>>10158036
Well I did get into a fight two weeks ago with them tweakers from last thread.
and I sparred a bit with some friends last week
But it shouldnt cause this kind of pain.
Something is wrong.

>>10158016

So what as the deal with the guy that deliberately wanted to piss heemself? I mean wtf haha

>>10157567
I drank through my chemo and got permanent gin blossoms. Not the worst, but goddamit.

On my second glass, pretty good stuff.

>>10158080
hehe

>>10158086
we ignore that happened

Post your Friday night song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekB_lRje53A

>>10157765

What kind and how terminal?

>>10157567
I've drank mouthwash before. You get drunk, but your guts start to churn and you get a food-poisoning feeling in your stomach. Kinda hard to hide the smell too, it's quite obvious.

>>10158097
I want an explanation lol

>>10158107
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vnoz5uBEWOA

>>10158123
Lol just get the brown kind.
I tried to taper using two bottles of brown mouthwash though but my wife walked in and got somewhat weirded watching me do 2-3 shots of brown mouthwash.

>>10158127
there is no why, except it.
Some people even think gnomes are real here
pro-tip they are

>>10157885

Not Miller Lite

>>10158143
listening
Wait I heard this before.
Oh okay
Thats alright, I like the dancing

>>10158107
https://youtu.be/Fb6W-_h5JQA?list=PLfPcczq3wFwHFHYgU-Zqvp7aygWCiNuBc

>>10158118
aggressive b cell non hodgkin's lymphoma.


I have 12-36 months at most

fuark could go for a bottle right now buds but i don't have the money and really don't want to go through wds again

>>10158146
is your wife hot?

>>10158167
Yes, no pics you faggot.

>>10158154
Nigga wut are you doing drinking mead in a small town tavern?
But damn that is catchy.

>>10158173
i guess ill just have to take your word for it

>>10158161

Well fuck, that blows. Wash down the oxy with some really good bourbon

>>10158161
>be american
>get shot

>>10158180
I think I accidently posted here once idk.
I am between 2%-15% of all posts in these threads so maybe.
I just dont say the word gnome all the time.

Meeting up with a girl later. Already wasted and my wiener ain't going to work what do

>>10158189
ummm what.

>>10158192

Get that tongue ready.

>>10158182
I'm not looking to kill myself, I rarely use the fentanyl or hydromorphone. I don't like being asleep, I like being drunk as much as humanly possibly right now

>>10158184
>be coward
>do nothing meaningful with your entire life

>>10158192
Buy some Viagara on the way

>>10158193
lurk.... more

>>10158192
like other guy said , get that finger skill going or get that tongue ready till your little-wiggleman gets up again.

>>10158208
>lurk.... more
Fuck you

>>10158200
>easy target

>>10158211
love you too faggot

I think it would be pretty funny if we had a discord

>>10158107
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrCKvKXvN2c
Takes a long time to drop but, man it's not bad.

>>10158107
https://youtu.be/C9L9S32glsg?list=PLfPcczq3wFwHFHYgU-Zqvp7aygWCiNuBc

>>10158225

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtVBCG6ThDk

>>10158208
Never works like that for me. Pretty rinse and repeat at this point it fucking sucks. Get with a girl, always too drunk to get it up, go down on them and (maybe?) make them cum. Then I go home and jack my flaccid dick to the memory until I have a sad cum bb then I never hear from them again.

Why is life so cruel

>>10158225
Thought this was going to be extra gay but it's good mang.

>>10158216
Love you, stay safe

>>10158256
Life is cruel because it does not care, the waves do wait or think brother.

>>10158259
Thanks

>>10158271
*do not wait

>>10158240
When did Deus Vult enter the thread again?
But thats a-okay with me

>>10158161
go with Christ brah

>>10158312
You want a cigarette brah?

>>10157633
if I lose 15 lbs I'll be underweight, you can drink and not be a fat fuck

>>10158345
I like rough sex, I'm afraid I'd kill her.

>>10158345
I'd like to fist her anus, if you know what I mean.

>>10158358
>"her"

>>10158362
I'd put my genitals into her genitals and repeatedly rub them in and out until the point of orgasm, if you know what I mean.

>>10158221
we have IRC iir.

>>10158372
But the voice chat would be great

>>10158345
My kinda gal. Thin and symmetrical. Perfect

>>10158366
Can this meme ever stop?

>Force myself to go to the gym every night that I decide to drink
>Up to an hour of cardio almost 7 days a week
>Desire to drink cannot be stopped by physical agony
Is this a good thing or a bad thing?

>>10158393
naltrexone

>>10158393
its a good thing you told us, we care

>>10158345
LONDON

>>10158393
there is absolutely no way i can do anything but drink when i start
a liter of spirits a day will do that

>>10158393
Cardio couldn't hurt

>>10158393

properly dosed fentanyl sound like the plan. sorry man.

>>10158407
I'm certainly not bragging, i'm more amazed and disappointed that it didn't break my spirit and fix the problem
>>10158405
This is what I keep hearing but my shitty doctor has never heard of it
>>10158422
If you are recommending suicide, i'm pretty much doing that slowly already, might as well keep drinking instead.

>>10158422
I want some fentanyl so I can OD secretly at my wife's grandparents place but I placed it off that I was sick, again.

>>10158416
my favorite maymay, ever.

>>10158429
get a new doctor my man. naltrexone makes a huge difference.

>>10158437
Please sit on my face

>>10158429

I'm just saying stay comfortable until you choose to go. That shit drug seems to be strong enough for that. I'm kinda panicking over here for you. I don't know what to say that's right.

>>10158445
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49eRrsDIXAQ

>>10158429

>>10158457
Ahahahaah, great minds think alike

>>10158446
Fentanyl isn't the way to go for that though, look at all the normies who have died from it by accident. You hardly get to choose when to die when you are taking a drug that one little slip up in your dose will kill you. Would rather snort norcos if i'm going to go back to pain pills.
>>10158459
I've managed to go sober about two days a week so I consider that massive progress for a 7 day a week drinker.

>>10158471
>I've managed to go sober about two days a week
and you don't get withdrawals?

>>10158479
Both nights that I do this I am woken up at about 3:00am with horrible sweats and panic attacks, I just want to give my organs a break once or twice a week. But the withdrawals are definitely there. Sometimes I can get my hands on benzos and I sleep a lot better, but that is few and far between. Most of the time though the benzos just drive me into a false sense of fearlessness and I end up drinking on them.

Fentanyl lollipops are based

>>10158487
>false sense of fearlessness and I end up drinking on them.

That's no lie. I do this with codeine.

>>10158502
I prefer morphine.

>>10158506
I was prescribed 1mg clonazepams for 10 years and drank on them everyday until about a year ago when I got a new doctor that was horrified when I told her this, I am amazed that I haven't died in my sleep.

And we all fall down

>>10158506
>tfw codeine tolerance is growing stronger

>>10158517

Doctors are fucking maniacs. You learn this fast. Prince was a day too late.

>>10158358
if your sex if rough enough to kill a 20 something woman, you have issues

>>10158502
If like the other poor bastard anon you one day really need them, but you used them recreationally so built a tolerance, you'll be a very unhappy anon indeed.

>>10157567
I was at the bottom a few years ago.
I lost litteraly everything. At one point I had a duffel bag with clothes and a laptop. But I went to go fly a kite (homeless sign) and the guy who I had a motel room with took off with it.

That was gonna be my last choice, to pawn/sell it. So I was stranded with not even a second shirt or more than a pair of socks.

I had slept in dog houses in random peoples backyard, in random neighborhoods. Shit was tough. But I still had 2 forms of Id, and motivation. So after a few months of that shit, I managed to get a motel management to help me out whilst I applied, landed, and worked a job long enough to save up. Paid him what he asked for before his chosen due date.

Fast forward 2 years and I'm in my own apartment living comfy. Drugs played a big part of that spiral downhill. As did alcohol. I no longer touch both and am doing great.

>>10158533
I had the same doctor for my whole life until recently, I would get a 90 pill script every month, I don't know how this doc can still practice medicine. My doc just told me to follow the script which was 1mg every 4 hours or as needed. Fucking crazy looking back on it.

>>10158545
>clonazepam

Is that like an ativan?

>>10158559
Same class, but longer half-life.

>>10158559
I've never had Ativan myself, but it is the generic for Klonopin. It essentially is a slower releasing, longer lasting Xanax.

>>10158544
>getting high on life
lmao look at this faggot

>>10158537
I had it in the hospital cause I burned myself bad. When the nurse handed it to me she said to suck on it slowly, lol, I practically sucked it's dick

>>10157626
I thought i was bad when I installed a urinal in my 2nd story apartment (old beer bong with a screen in it to keep the bugs out) it worked but the patch of grass under my window started to die

>>10157679
Yeah, i was talking about 420chan. There are some serious degenerates on there. Guys taking 1.8grams of DPH for example

>>10157765
I wish I could offer you more than platitudes, but I can't. Whats your first name, if you dont mind? My dad owns a farm and i'd like to plant a tree in your name if that isn't too gay

>>10158090
That sounds bad man. What kind of cancer?

>>10158123
I heard reports from cops that puking up mouthwash is one of the worst smells you can imagine. Probably from killing off all your good gut bacteria. I drank iso 97% once on a dare and it gets you drunk but by god is the hangover bad

>>10158544
This thread is oddly inspirational. Reminds me of Ghengis Khan who was sold into slavery and his whole family killed. It takes a man at rock bottom to realize theres nowhere to go but up and conquer the world.

>>10158574
Please sit on my face

When do seizures become a possibility? Be honest pls.

>>10158616
It varies from person to person. How much do you weigh and how much do you drink?

I’m sure that stabbing pains near my liver, waking screaming to find my bed had moved up to a foot while I was unconscious and shitting pure blood 10+ times a day for 4 days is nothing to worry about, right?

>>10158649
Just go to the doctor anon, you are likely close to death if what you say is true. Give yourself a chance at least.

>>10158042

You know it.

>>10158057

Even if I got into a fight I know enough to not take straight rib and solar plexus shots. What am I a fucking bum?

>>10158625
I'm pretty fat, not holy shit fat but I have a lot of love handles, you know? I used to go from 270 (lbs) to 170 (because alcohol was not a problem), but right now I must be around 225 lbs. Oh, and I'm 5'10. Because alcohol is a problem now.

Last Fall, there was kind of a progression, you know? I went from like 375 ml an evening to 750. I managed to get a lot of sober days since then, but the only way I can feel happy nowadays is destroying a 750 ml bottle. In other words :
- can I spend days without liquor?
the answer is yes
- can i spend weeks without liquor?
the answer is no
you know?

Sometimes I feel like such an insignifiant noob compared to some of the guys here. But having some insight might help me. Just give me your opinion, guys. I just know that I'm really, really on the same way as you.

>>10158616
Before you ever start drinking...

Seizures are a symptom not a disease sadly, and can be brought about by anything from how you were born to a mixture of that and allergies, chemical reactions, allergies, withdrawals, stress, and other triggers.

Worse is that it acts like an icy-road with some-people. The more you tread down it, the easier the next one comes.

Taper the fuck off alcohol, do not cold turkey. Seizures are far worse, even for people that don't drink.

should i walk to the gas station to get more beer or no

>>10158657
Know it sounds stupid but I’m too scared to learn what damage I’ve done. I’d rather it all just end relatively peacefully than be petrified every moment.

>>10158669
No

>>10158661
To give you brutal honesty if you can say no to liquor on any given day you probably aren't in seizure territory for most of us drinking isnt a decision we make it is a part of day like people would treat breakfast or driving to work.

>>10158674
I get that, but if you want to live, even if to just get to drunk for more days, why not visit? If you are shitting blood you have internal bleeding at best, and colon or prostate cancer at worst. Just go and find out. Even if the news is dire, the doctors will at least make you comfortable until you die. There is literally no negative to it.

>>10158669
sure if you are this coherent you aint drunk enough

>>10158649
>>10158674
doesn't sound very peaceful tbqh

>>10158700
Appreciate the insight. Thank you and bless you. Yes, I can say no.

But will I say no to it for the next three, four, five years? Cannot say. But cheers for your input; I appreciate it.

>>10158674
>end relatively peacefully
Cancer and organ diseases are not peaceful. They are horrible, painful ways to die, even moreso untreated.

>>10158708
I guess I’ll have to. Just want to get drunk every moment of every day, but the dream is over.

Hey al/ck/s, want to get drunk but worried about one thing. I cannot sleep on my side or stomach, ive always laid on my back and couldnt sleep otherwise. Afraid of passing out and getting sick in my sleep, and dying from choking on vomit. Any tips?

>>10158721
I don't know how old you are, but you're probably going to find out that you aren't in as bad of shape as you think you are. unless you are in the 40-50 range.

>>10158728
You become a bad enough alcoholic, you won't get to choose what position you sleep in at night. You'll most likely be fine on your back. If you close your eyes to sleep and have spins, don't sleep on your back.

>>10158728
Wear a backpack so you can’t roll onto your back? Sure you’ll get tired enough to sleep in any position

>>10158574
>I wish I could offer you more than platitudes, but I can't. Whats your first name, if you dont mind? My dad owns a farm and i'd like to plant a tree in your name if that isn't too gay

I don't really think that's gay, I think It's very very kind. I am flattered man, Thank you.

My name is Shaun

>>10158698
>>10158716
lol just got back

>>10158756
Well Shaun, my dads farm is in central Pennsylvania. He went to visit some family out in california and came back with a redwood and a sequoia sapling. He planted them up at the farm, but they aren't growing as big as they would in the pacific northwest. They're still healthy and growing but probably wont get to their full height. I'm gonna name the redwood Shaun. They take 300 years to reach full maturity and height. You're gonna outlive all of us in a way hahahaha

Pic related

What role does caffeine play? What do you guys make it of it?

>>10158775
Once it gets of age feed it vodka everyday.


I'm kidding.


Thank you very much man, That is a heartwarming feeling knowing in 300 years a tree will carry on my name and I won't be forgotten. Seriously, That made my entire year man.


That's a very very kind thing to do, I can't emphasize it enough.

That's beautiful country by the way, You're a lucky man to get to enjoy that. I would love to walk around that property while I drink and take deep breaths of that fresh country air, Enjoy it brother!


God bless you (if you believe in a God). You're a good man, I wish you all the best!

>>10158794
I'm glad you enjoy it. I spent my summers up at my dads farm just enjoying all the nature it had to offer. Shooting guns, riding dirtbikes, breaking horses. I hope it offers you even a fraction of the joy it brought to me.

Heres a photo from roughly ten years ago. I believe this is the Redwood. I'm 6'2 and the tree is probably about 20 feet by now, still a youngin. Although he prefers wet soil and mistings to vodka

>>10158791
In what way? It's nothing but a stimulant. It will keep you up longer and maybe a little more coherent, like doing blow. It's not going to change how much alcohol your body is processing.

>>10158824
So that's why teens mix vodka and redbull?

>>10158794
The laws of physics teach us that matter cannot be created or destroyed, it merely takes on another form. Just because your body ceases to be doesn't mean that you've gone away. You're gonna be in the soil, in the sun, in every drop of rain that nurtures the tree that bears your name.

>>10158827
That's why we all did jagerbombs in college, and also why the worst things I have ever done in my life involve said drink.

>>10158616
depends mostly on your genetics; everyone has hugely varying seizure thresholds, and some people get barely any withdrawals at all.. also depends whether youve kindled in the past or not

i've heard of people getting withdrawals and seizures from as little as a 6pack/day.. then personally ive never had withdrawals beyond slight insomnia and anxiety from drinking a fifth/day

>>10158817
That looks so incredibly relaxing man.

There is something god-tier about living in a rural area, People are happier and life is just easier.


I grew up in Willards, Maryland and back in the day that was so rural I could walk outside and shoot a rifle in all directions and have zero chance of hitting anyone or anything besides trees. I literally lived 7 miles from the nearest house and 12 from the nearest gas station.

I've since moved to Northern Michigan but sort of similar. I have had to move to the city since I was diagnosed because of the proximity to the hospital. I miss the country, I miss riding my ATV, hunting, pissing in my front yard. All of it


Enjoy that beautiful country brother, An don't take it for granted. Life is really short, It can be over incredibly quickly.


Take care brother, I'm still smiling from your kindness, No bullshit that really did make my year.

>>10158841
My dads farm is 10 minutes away from state college PA but everyone in the area is nice. Everyone knows their neighbors and everyone has guns. Pretty sure the crime rate is 0% lol.

My dads farm has a history behind it. Its been in the family since 1790. My dad has siblings, but my grandpa decided to give all 1000 acres to my dad instead of his siblings so they wouldnt fight and break up the farm to sell it.

Theres a ton of history there. Half of it is farmland and the other half is woods, where there is some seriously spooky stuff. Theres a sinkhole that doesn't have a bottom. My dad is ex-military and threw a chem light down there and it just disappeared.

I hope this isn't too morbid, but if you believe in an afterlife, can you watch over the woods and your tree? Penn State Agriculture kids own some of the land near us and they sometimes trespass, so give them a good scare yeah?

Just drinking on weekends. It’s easier to drink less now that I have a job. Without a job I’m self destructive

>>10158895
idol time rules over any alcoholic

>>10158791
>>10158824
>>10158827

I guess that's not far from the truth. I just wanted to know I was in trouble seeing as I was drinking 730 ml's vodkas for the maint part of Last Fall, you know?

>>10158908
Truth. Last week I wasn’t employed but I had a bad sinus infection and slept all week which kept me from drinking. Now with this job I’m confident I’ll stay on the right track and just drink on weekends

>>10158877
Fuck, That is beautiful man.

Do you happen to know what your dad did in the military? I was an 11X in the Army then was discharged as a 11B, I was deployed to Kabul, Iraq for 364 (technically 369) days. I got shot on my 314th day and was in the Army hospital until I went back to the states, After that I was medically discharged because I was having a hard time recovering because of the damage it did to my back.

Kinda miss that job though, Probably the most alive I've ever felt. I also felt like I had a purpose and am proud of taking care of my guys over there and making sure no one else in my company was injured during that deployment.

I definitely believe in the afterlife, If I get the blessing of staying on earth around my loved ones and places I want to be. Your dads farm will be my favorite place to be and spend my time, It looks truly peaceful.


Hopefully that sinkhole doesn't get any larger, Those fucking things ruin peoples lives.

>>10158926
Shiiiiiiiiiit D,(

>>10158943
My dad was in the US army for 20 years. He was a green beret after a certain amount of time. He was deployed to Grenada, Panama, Somalia, Desert Storm (I was born in 92), Afghanistan for two tours when I was in middle school, and a final tour in Iraq roughly around 2007.

If you felt healthy enough i'd be more than glad to have you come up to the farm house and trade war stories. My dad doesn't talk about anything unless hes well and truly drunk.

My stepmoms family is from WV and for their family reunion, they came up to the farm. My dad made a whiskey still in the barn. Pretty good shit if you like 180 proof moonshine searing off your eyebrows.

That sinkhole is in the middle of the woods, way past the logging roads. You'd have to try hard to find it

Lads, I can't see a universe in which I feel better sober than drunk. It's just night and day m8

Got a six of tall boys
That's like eight doses
All ipa, some shit some aiight bc idk wtf I'm doing
I NEED LIQUOR

>>10157323
Do cherries in moonshine go bad? what if the moonshine is half gone?

I have a jar from 3 years ago thats been open since and I wanna know if I can finish it without dying.

I'm so fucking guilty rn, for reasons I cannot discuss

>>10159106
you are on an anonymous chinese rice cooking forum

why do i get hammered when i'm bored brehs

>>10159129
Let me just say I'm at a bar when the gf thinks I'm at home sleeping

>>10159166
if a girl propositioned you for a hookup, would you?

>>10159169
Idk really, depends is she a bad bitch?

I feel somehow less depressed tonight
Maybe it's because of the weather's change, but it seems you guy are doing slightly less shitty than usual
Still lonely, but I got you
Cheers boys

>>10159171
>is she a bad bitch
so you're gay...

>found a $50 note while I was walking to the store
>winning
>decide to not buy my usual $5 bottle of red wine
>go for 2 $25 ones
>get home
>have a few beers first to get comfy
>open one of the bottles of red
>it tastes like vinegar
>mfw
Once I finish this shit bottle I'm praying the second one isn't as bad.

>>10159198
>$50 note
Please leave, this is an american only thread. Thank you.

>>10159204
Nah I'm good m8. Who hurt you?

I cant see straight riight now pleesea heklp me help me

>>10159218

>>10159223
bbro fuck uuu hedlp [les FUCK U

>>10159231
pls don't die

>>10159210
"who hurt you?" is such a "sweetie"/reddit cop out

>>10159237
I just made a chef boyarde so i think ill bbe ok

>>10157432
I Remeber when I got drunk off of two Thrity racks.
Booze is booze and pretending to be a professional alcohol drinker who never gets drunk is sad.

booze > sex
prove me wrong

>>10159243
why would i prove you wrong when you're right

>>10159197
Lol what?

>>10159257
when have you ever heard a straight man describe someone as a "bad bitch"?

"giiiirrrl that's a bad bitch right there" -totally straight anon

>>10159276
Lol I think you're reading too much into it, is she drop dead and the way she carries herself impresses me then yeah I think I would. Don't project on me nigga, I'm just kicking it.

At a country bar now and damn something about seeing a girl dance to country music does it for me. Oh and mind you the main reason I'm out is bc I'm bored af, like to drink but have to stay sober somewhat bc me and gf are doing shit tmrw so cannot let her know.

>>10157380
>"have you ever been arrested?"
>"no"

It's actually not that easy to disprove this. It takes a good bit of research and is even harder if you weren't arrested in that same city/county. Unless your employer has access to a DOJ database, even conviction searches usually require knowing the county.

>>10159283
Also I love my girl and am faithfully for the most part, just like seeing other bitch and the way their body is shaped. It's like an adventure you know, never know what you're gonna see.

>>10157371
>Have you ever been arrested
>yes I've spent mad time in the drunk tank
>should be jail rn if it wasn't for my dopeass lawyernibba
I'm still a fairy twink fgt compared to real niqqas but whatever

>>10159288
You're as faithful as as a feral dog.

how do i drink without having to piss every 5 minutes

>>10159396
don't drink low quality beer en masse
desu that's the best way to drink if you're surrounded by living human beings

>>10159403
im drinking rum and vodka

>already on my 8ve beer
>usually drink 7 beers a night
>don't feel even slightly sleepy

help pls

>>10159007
is there alcohol in it

I need to find something else to do other than drink when I'm bored. I'm 30ish and videogames don't appeal to me and I have no friends.

>>10159435
you sounds like a drunken loser. why are you posting this shit on 4chan?

>he calls himself an alcoholic
>he doesn't finish at least 2 handles a week

>>10159466
that's a tough one, I know how it is

So I just woke up and I'm about to finish the last of my booze, the round-trip to the store is one hour, do I just sober up and feel miserable for the whole day, or make the pilgrimage and feel miserable tomorrow

decisions, decisions

>>10157449
fuck you

>>10159466

Two handles a week being considered problematic makes me think of a BAC of 0.08 being considered unsafe to drive with.

Ow my fucking cock

>>10159680
what's up with it?

>>10159681
It isn't very good at opening bottles.

>>10159655
Move closer to the store.

>>10159681
>>>10159680 (You)
>what's up with it?
Jacked it then pissed, burns

>>10159714
cock burns are the worst, I get them randomly couple times a month, especially when my pants squeeze my taint when I'm pissing, then it's an hour of trying to not pay attention to it, because then it gets worse

>>10159697
can't lad, fuck this city and fuck it's public transportation

t. no car

>>10158729
>unless you are in the 40-50 range.

>>10159655
just got a fifth of vodka and two beers as well as some food, it's party time. Btw, I'm just a filthy binge drinker which is why I still enjoy alcohol

>>10158221
good idea, let's create one

>>10159948
please come
https://discord.gg/kNhh3

>>10157954
>get drunk
>play games and enjoy
>Black out on rpgs
>have to find clues as to what the fuck I was up to
>sometimes wake up with missing gear
>sometimes wake up with some cool shit
>be sobre
>game is boring not as fun as without the liquor
>repeat cycle

>>10158345
I'd get drunk with her and have ridiculously sloppy sex throughout the house ... if you know what I mean.

>>10158429

No need to feed into the insurance companies game.
https://www.alldaychemist.com/naltima.html

>>10158574
Testicular

>>10158161
How'd you find out?

>>10159243
official power ranking:

>tfw loving family
>tfw faithful wife
.
.
.
booze
>tfw gf
sex
.
.
.
>tfwnogf

>>10160040
Many alcoholics move from the top to the bottom over the course of their alcoholism.

>no longer drink during the week
>not even a nightcap
>drink on the weekend but not blackout
>don't drink on Sunday so no hangover for Monday morning
>saving the money I would on booze in an ISA so I can't touch it and make bad choices
>being more sociable at work

It's a step in the right direction I suppose. The real test is my workmates have invited me for a drink after work on pay day. I'm not sure if I should go and test my resolve or bail out and not chance it.

Watdo?

Were all gonna make it my Al/ck/ bros

>>10160110
I have the same drinking pattern as you but it's been down hill, rather than uphill, suppose I'm gonna end up worse

>>10159962
I do this but it's real life and my car is gone or my phones somewhere, or maybe my clothes are all wet and I'm on a bench somewhere.... never know sometimes. sometimes, nothing happens.

>get sober for a bit

BOY LIFE IS A FUCKING SUCK

Fifth day with near enough zero sleep. Feels so bad that I’m aching for booze just to pass out. Never really occurred to me before but this is a very common cause of relapse for me.

>>10160110
I should also have added I'm going out to pick up a bottle of vodka and some ciders now

It'll be like a test run. If I can resist drinking the whole bottle after I've had a few pints I should be able to stop myself in a social setting

>>10160117
Down hill how? Any reason for the increase in drinking?

Mine was as a result of getting laid off and not knowing how to fill the time/deal with the depression of looking for work

>>10160253
>Down hill how? Any reason for the increase in drinking?
None, I mean I'm working abroad, so I don't have any friends here to pass my time, but even back home I drink daily. I don't feel depressed or anything, last time that happened was many months ago, I just enjoy booze to pass the time guess. Though, I hate the anxiety and depression on Sundays

>>10160253
also come to discord

https://discord.gg/jUGkQX

>dealing with the cringe the day after

Is there a worst thing? My God. I feel like I betray myself every time. Guys, tell me about some of the cringe-worthy stuff you did last night so I don't feel alone.

>>10160406
come to discord and talk about it

https://discord.gg/jUGkQX

>>10160240
Try to exhaust yourself, anon. If you get physically tired enough you'll pass out sooner.

If you're too anxious to go out do pushups squats and such and pace your room like a prisoner.

>>10160084
I went from
>tfw loving family and wife
to
>tfw everyone has left you but you cannot be mad because you know it was your damn fault

>>10160492
hello again, me.

>>10160406
don't worry man, the cringe dissappears the moment you start drinking again (and it dissappears completely after a week or so). unless you flopped your dick out in a wedding, it shouldn't be much of a problem

>>10160506
all within 2 years of being an alck
and 2-3 years of drug addiction prior
I never thought this day would come.

>tfw spring is coming
>tfw i'll soon need to go back to seasonal construction work
>tfw wont be able to collect pogey and drink all day

>>10160406
Only drink alone, and put your phone somewhere out of the way before you start.

>>10160535
I would be mortified if I whipped it out during a wedding.
I would have to hole up in a house and never speak to anyone from my old life again.
I may even go by my middlename to anyone new I meet.

>>10160406
I accidently greeted my neighbor with a huge visible shitstain on the back of my pants that I had no idea was there.
When I got close to them they smelled me when I spun around to pick up the mail I dropped.
They hastily broke away from the conversation and went back to their door.
When I got inside I noticed I smelled shit
and lo and behold
I reeked of shit and liquor.
Feel kind of embarrassed for them to see me
I didnt know I had a full liquid shit in my pants without noticing.

>>10160562
>Feel kind of embarrassed for them to see me
>Feel kind of embarrassed
>kind of

Jesus, m8

what is it with you cunts and your high horse 'don't drink beer that doesn't make you an alcoholic' fucking bullshit?

the last ... 72 hours.
>0-24 : 19 x 500ml cans of heinken in 6 hours (that is 9.5L, 28 std drinks)
>19 - 48 i started while still fucked from the last night :24 x 330ml bottles (32 std drinks)
>from 13 hours ago until now : 30 bottles of beer (that is fucking over 10L of beer)

Seriously i hate all liquor apart from beer but i overdo the beer. All the Blood Alcohol Concentration calculators say i will not hit zero for 2 days based on what i just told them and i might be fucking dead. That backlog sucks ass
>too bad for them i still have 5 beers left

come to discord you fucks

https://discord.gg/jUGkQX

>>10160707

fight me

>>10160694
>i might be fucking dead
as in you're a zombie goast right now or you will be dead in 2 days?

>>10160817

as in zombie ghost "you may be experiencing coma or death" BAC 0.411

>>10160694
you're talented desu, most people would get fed up with the sheer volume.

>>10160860

i love beer. i fucking love it. i need to constantly be drinking. at the pub i go for a pint every 10-20 minutes until they close.

>>10160268
>Al/ck/ has a discord

Well I'll be damned

>finished 2nd handle in 4 days

I wonder what the WDs will be if I quit

>>10160867
the best thing about beer is getting some nutrients and a lot of water with your alcohol

leaves me way less rekt than liquor.

>>10160883

all you get is carbs. i have put on 25kg in 14 weeks.

>>10160652
Okay greatly embarrassed.
You happy now?

>>10160874
depends
have you kindled a whole shit ton before?
have you withdrew a bunch before?

>>10160925

not him but i have 'kindled' for .... 19 years and no wd.

>>10160934
I was like this for a long time too. Thing is I was drunk basically every single day, and was on diazepam for 4 years, so no kindling hit. After a couple of years of quitting/relapsing both though? Yeah nah that was a different story

>>10160943
>4 years
*14 years.
Nobody is immune from withdrawal, dude.

>>10160943

this is a good point. 1mg ativan per day for last 2 yrs...

i can't stop that or i will die from anxiety.

>>10160952
>i can't stop that or i will die from anxiety.
i thought the same. then my doc stopped the fuckers. tapered over 6 months. i noped hard and began buying the things on the street. took them like smarties, along with any other drugs i could get my hands on. the withdrawal after that lot was... well. if i even think about it let alone describe it, i'll need to get very very drunk. proper suffering.

>>10160960

jesus dude....... i am only on ativan and stop drinking every few weeks for 10 days or so with no adverse effects no tapering. Drinking beers only helps i suppose? but its stil the same amount of alcohol

>>10160967
If you're taking even a small amount of benzo daily, my experience is that you'll avoid the majority of kindling damage. I've no idea how this shit works and can only talk from my own experiences, but even 2mg of valium daily upon stopping the drink, and the difference is always stunning. I first tried stopping them all in 2014, and my fucking god was I in for some shit.

new bread?

>>10160978

what was your taper likeon the benzos?

I went for 17 years no benzos coming off maaaassssiive binges. massive. fucking huge, stopped and then started up gym and got buff again until i cracked. it's only lately being on here has fucked my head where i feel i need all sorts of fuckign drugs to avoid dying

>>10160981
only on page 5 my dude

>>10160981
Only on page 5, dude

>>10160987
>what was your taper like on the benzos?
desu I was so drunk all the time I didn't notice it much at all. When I was completely cut off I was still drinking, but it was hugely more uncomfortable to do so than was the case with valium always in my system, so I bought benzos illegally. It was all child's play compared with a while later when I tried to go clean and stop everything. I still have flashbacks and nightmares from my first proper experience of DT's. Can't talk about it without going crazy and downing litres of vodka.

>>10157323
Post your day:
>currently NEET but have worked a couple of jobs before
>wake up before dawn after insufficient or poor sleep usually
>lie around for a while switching between bed and sofa
>sun comes up
>probably start shitposting
>alcoholic so usually start drinking at 10-noon if not earlier
>shitpost getting drunker
>may go somewhere like a restaurant or a store or something
>come back
>keep drinking and shitposting
>when I finally am actually drunk I feel like playing a vidya or watching a movie which I wouldn't do otherwise if I was sober
>vaping the entire time by the way off of a juul
>go to sleep anywhere past midnight after maybe playing or listening to some music having played a game or watched something
>sleep
>wake up before dawn again to basically repeat the process, but sometimes there are more variations

Woke up with shit all over me and in the bed. There's shit everywhere

>>10161045

>>10161039

>Wake up at 2am
>No booze
>Been awake and sober almost 12 hours now

Holy shit I'm so fucking bored

>>10160562
>with a huge visible shitstain on the back of my pants
Lol how

>>10161045
lol. i'm an alchie but i've never once shat myself. only pissed myself once even. after hearing how many people do though in al/ck/, i wear pyjamas to bed at all times, just incase.

>>10157323
This is it guys. Rock bottom. I just sucked a dick for a half empty beer in an alleyway.

>>10161295
you either suck at sucking or you're selling yourself short

>>10161295
sounds like you are actually gay and using alcoholism as an excuse

I would never suck a dick for less than a fifth

>>10161295
Larp

>>10161386
we know it's larp but it's funnier when we don't point it out

>>10161386
fact.
>>10161390
just retarded and gross desu.

have you ever disrespected your parents while drunk? i have and i always feel like shit after

>tfw withdrawally after a single night of drinking

annoying desu. i miss regular hangovers.

>>10161463
yup, terrible. it's pretty much game over at this point unless you wanna get addicted to benzos too and have a fresh level of hell to endure when you want to stop both.

>>10161397
I disrespect and lose anyone I am close to when drunk. I will lose my temper to my last remaining grandparent if they annoy me enough.

Stop shitting yourselves.

>>10158527
i'm using codeine to stave off heroin WDs, today is the 4th or 5th consecutive day

>started 60mg, felt ok
>day 3 120mg, felt warm fuzzy
>today 240mg, felt nothing

why do our brains torture us

also is it ok to eat 2g of APAP daily or is my libber going to give out on me

>>10158775
that's a nice thing you did just now

>>10161598
>2g of APAP
if you're not a drinker it's not even close to being dangerous, as a drinker, who the fuck knows? It depends

Just learned I'll be working tonight with the inlaws and wife doing flooring. I'm out of beer and can't get to my liquor stash.

It's 4:40. I should have had a six pack by now.

>>10161598
Take 1g. I was given a total of 5g/day when in hospital with an enlarged liver. I asked the doc wtf, isn't that dodgy? He said that at that dose it'd do no harm. Assume that applies to you too. Hope you don't die n' stuff. I'm taking 10g/day atm at least because everything hurts since I stopped drinking.

>>10161883
>5g/day
oh, and in 1g doses every few hours, hence my suggesting 1 gram.
Plus I actually have a box here and it suggests taking 1-2 500mg tablets per dose.
I think aspirin is probably better desu. Isn't it supposed to lower blood pressure or something? Seems to be about as effective too imo.

>be American
>be alcoholic
>shit yourself
top kek, why is this so funny to me

>>10158775
based farmanon

>>10158775
That looks amazing dude, here's near my farm, Texas

>>10162253
makes me want to leave this country. the cost of land here is absolutely retarded
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/commercial-property-for-sale/property-51526143.html

someone make new thread ploks? i have no silhouette

>>10162253
Looks nice man. How many acres?

>>10157380
Just answer: i've been to an unvolentary vacation.

Oh wait that doesn't apply to americans, only us dutchies.

>>10157602
It makes me feel good, but at the same time i envy your character. You're a good man with strength anon.

New thread

>>10162437

I'm drunk as fuck right now
guess you blew it bro
and being sober ain't even close to where I am right now