/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10140608
I kinda expected people to start ejaculating on them

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1518500261119.webm
>'America. Land of the free and home of the brave'. Literally a place where no one bats an eye when the President does whatever the fuck she wants, but at least the fast food is cheap.
What did he mean by this?

>>10140665
Who cares, that isn't food and cooking.

>>10140678

>>10140665
>but at least the fast food is cheap.

>>10140608
>rice in a pan

wtf?

>>10140696
what's so "wtf" about that?

>waifu faggots in the webm thread

>>10140665
what show is that?

>>10140696
have you literally never heard of fried rice?

>>10140608
queen minari the master chef

>>10140886
I believe it is Homeland s07e01

>>10142498
i will fuck this robot

>>10142519

>>10142519

>>10140898

>>10140608
And there I thought young women being unable to cook anymore was mainly a Western problem.

>>10142741
Wait, you mean those are not cute Asian boys?!

>>10142498
>>10142501
>>10142504
That's pretty cool

>>10142788
I thought they were, maybe not the one on the left

>>10142501
I saw how these are made on How It's Made. Now I'm a bit of a brainlet, but doesn't pizza dough need to rise?

>>10140613
they're Korean not Japanese

>>10143099
I assume they use baking soda as a leavening instead of yeast

>>10140665
>president
>she

>>10143399
So a pre-she-dent?

>>10143408
Get out of here, Sean Connery.

>>10143399
>orange pres
>she
>b-but muh hands are big, see everybody?
Checks out

>>10143656
String of neck sweat at 11s

>>10143687
Flying ghost fruit at 13s

>>10142546
problem?

>>10143399
exactly what i was refering to when asking the question
>>10140665
>what did he mean by this
i mean surely that part wasn't recorded back in 2015 and somehow made it through post-production.

>>10142519
already more useful than most women

>>10144090
wow he just left his mom/sister/date/wife
cool

>>10144090
This one always kinda kills me inside because you know for a fact that womans life is completely over, even if it's only moderate scarring from the burns.
Asians are brutal.

>>10140898
>eater
wtf did u expect

>>10143664
>"you forgot ze pickles!!"

>>10142498
All that precision and automation to make shitty fucking sandwiches.

>>10143263
I'm not sure if this is a joke or not...

>>10144275
i have eaten there and the food isn't even gas station quality

>>10144313
It works, I've made one.

>>10144159
IIRC she died

>>10144275
>the video shows Jabba the Hutt and his second moon and Peter Dinklage in drag more than the somewhat attractive waitress
Dammit

>>10144520

>>10143489
Kek

>>10144337
>eating a bone sandwich

>>10143664
>Does a victory dance at the end
This is why I will not support robots.

>>10144520
>All those wasted movements and energy
That man is a hack.

>>10140665
Literally who

>>10144520
not sure if handicapped or just clowning for the customers

>>10144560
Column A, Column B.

>>10144567
I now realize a better name for that webm would have been "when your food steals your food"

>>10144572
No clue what this one is

>>10144520
eurofats actually eat this shit

>>10144567
>when g o o d b o y e s go bad

>>10144578
For anyone interested, sauce is in the filename

>>10144613

>>10144613
Literally no one is interested in an average looking girl doing extremely boring things.

>>10144617

>>10144621
You do know where you are, right?

>>10144626
Let's get rid of that

>>10144613
comfy as fuck. thanx.

>>10144632
Sorry, wanted to keep the amount of THAT posting to a minimum.

>>10144632

That movie is actually pretty good.

>>10144661

>>10144641
This seems like a good buy for a bunker or survival kit type approach

>>10144694
Yes because when the end of the world comes my primary concern will be to make sure I can make fresh salsa.

>>10144680
I really like this webm just because it makes me feel good to see someone happy

>>10144698
>2025
>nuclear war has ravaged the earth and left civilization a husk of dead cities and feral tribes
>in this harsh world, the sole luxury, salsa, has become the currency
>anon dies in poverty

>>10143664
>Tray changes direction from clockwise to counterclockwise.

hmm

>>10144704
I live in the OC, I am going to check him out, that looks good.

>>10144704

>>10144743
Got a few more left in me, wish I had more

>>10140665
What season of Maron is this from?

>>10144748

>>10143664
>>10144548
>robot finishes shift
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1518588030410.webm
sooner or later we gotta do something.

>>10143051
That's also a girl

>>10144797
Korean girls a cute.

>>10144755
I feel like it's time to go to /gif/ and activate some almonds

>>10144811
Hope these were at least somewhat enjoyable. Thank you and have a nice night /ck/

>>10140608
>Worst Cooks in “America”: Korean Version

>>10140696
What

>>10140898
This is a joke, right?

>>10142465
Whatever she’s fake crying about, that little girl is a horrible actress and the fake mom looks like a sadist and should be reported to TV CPS.

>>10140898
which part is assumed to be a joke?

the filename of the webm where i found it was "Homeland s07e01".
i don't watch much tv so i wouldn't know how accurate that is.

>>10142498
You’d think they could have the egg salad sprayer ALSO straighten out the breads.

>>10142498
... that's just a heck of a thing

>>10144852
>>10144864

>>>/wsg/2105917
>homeland s07e01.webm
just trying to be helpful. a little thanx and dick licking would be nice.

>>10142501
>the art of freshly machine made pizza

>>10144572
VERY underrated post
not the webm though

>>10142719
Seriously? What did that guy think was going to happen?

>>10143094
>”beautiful” medium steak

>>10142498
Where's the robot that eats them?

>>10144567
oh hell no

Any videos showing off knife skills?

>>10144179
Is it bad if I use their monthly hottest restaurant list? Haven't found anything better for my city (SD) to find places to take gurls

>>10143656
I'd ask for a new one if some greasy motherfucker pulled that stunt

>>10143590
She is pretty but in what context does she appear to be doing a McDonald’s cheeseburger meal review? Who is her target audience - people in Haiti?

>>10144852
Again, I ask: what part do you think was a joke?

>>10143664
It’s kind of cute.

>>10144548
It’s not a victory dance, it’s putting ketchup and mustard on the bun.

>>10144146
in the full vid he comes back to help her

>>10142509
I love how I can tell its jack just from his fucking hands and that massive ring

>>10144337
>throwing water on a grease fire

>>10144852
You're retarded, right?

>>10144743
WORMED

>>10144951
usually but what difference does that make?

>>10143263
Seems like there would be too much fat and gristle for my tastes.

>>10143670
MRe hamburgers re a trip.

>>10142509
He has to be doing this on purpose. No one can be that stupid for that long on the internet without questioning themselves

>>10144536
They removed the bones after getting it out of the oven

>>10144952
That guy on the bottom left barely phased

>>10144275
Where is this? Looks like a good place to slip into a diabetic coma and finally die.

>>10142498
>>10142501
>>10142504
I have a sudden urge to play Factorio.

>>10145139
>The UK

>>10145223

that's a very limited skillet

>>10144090
wtf happened here?

>>10144567
>>10144572
too cute

>>10144548
Keto as fuck

>>10143687
You don't like Waldorf salad?

>>10144523
poor turtle. he doesn't even know what's going on.

>>10143094

>>10144567
and then he ate the dog

>>10143711
Wtf ghost fruit is everyone talking about? I don't see shit.

>>10142377
itadakemasu :3

>>10145303

The fucking grape or whatever that somehow escapes at velocity around 13 seconds into the webum.

>>10144923
>who is her target audience
lonely pathetic NEETs who like to imagine that they are having a meal with someone.

>>10145157
the name of the place is (unironically) heart attack burgers. the ads and the whole setting looks like something straight out of GTA.

>>10144275
>>10144560
I swear to God I saw the exact same webm with the exact same reaction before. It feels like I am stuck in an endless time loop on the Event Horizon or something.

>>10145276
Where is the beta vs alpha image of this?

>>10144704
cringed at the "positive" bull crap, but the food does look good

>>10144755
>wut the fock did you just say about me mum m8? I will focking cut you m8

>>10144800
they age very horribly though, probably due to all that alcohol as koreans are known to be among the top alcohol consumers in the world.

>>10144520
>dat slick nose-pick tho
Fuckin gross.

>>10144938
the ultimate office gadget

>>10145347

>this kills the sipfag

That's like saying that literally any retarded comment Trump makes on a daily basis kills the /pol/tard; they'll always find some mental gymnastics to turn literal shit getting pushed in into some kind of positive.

>>10145360
t. sipfag

>>10144952
Always amazes me why they'd even have a restaurant with that little space. At that point just make it a bar and don't serve food.

>>10144894
I was expecting it to jump forward draggin hims though the window and into the house, deadman switch and all.

>>10145229
Dumb cunt tries to refill the alcohol stove while it's lit.

>>10142504
So the pizza travels on a grated conveyer when the sauce is applied (so the excess sauce falls through the grate and can be used for more pizzas), why doesn't the cheese use the same process? Why does all the excess cheese get dumped on that white sheet and spilled out the sides when it could be collected and re used by falling through a grate like the pizza sauce?

>>10145402
>>10145229
>>10144090
Around women working, never ever relax

>>10143094
>rapeseed oil
Yeah nah.

>>10144090
What the hell. Why did they leave the women there to burn??? Is she ok??

>>10144523
:(

>>10145439
In china everything is made form polyester and the fire-extinguisher is filled with Styrofoam pebbles.

>>10144523

LEL, the simple creature interprets the heat from a pepper as an attack!

>>10144952
Is that Cypher from The Matrix?

>>10145360
Calm down

>>10145360
btfod sipfag detected

>>10144548
>piece of meat
Looks good
>cut in in half
Looks amazing, I'm salavating
>slops cheese shit all over it
What the fuck nigger
>adds bacon bits
I'm not sure who I want to shoot more this fucking Mongoloid or myself
>smushes it together into a sloppy shit sandwich
Definitely myself.

>>10144743
Is he pretending it's his cock at 0:14?

>>10145384
The asian restaurants around here are cramped like that, but they're not so dumb to carry plates high.

>>10142377
where 2 cop shirt

>>10142377
Make America skate again

>>10145329
That's called déjà vu friend. It means your third eye has begun to open.

>>10144858
It's just a prank, breh.

>>10143094
what's wrong with this?

>>10144523
later that day..
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1518608374444.webm

F

>>10144090
i mean if restaurant fuck ups are your thing

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1518608569131.webm

>>10145640
Oh no, poor lil' lad. Was it hot oil?

>>10145649
i don't know but i'd say it would more likely to be a watery soup/noodle dish than a great big pot of oil.
but then that floor looked so slippery that he could dropped oil under his feet.
dunno.

>>10145640
let me guess where this has happened, China?

>>10144308
It's like soylent green - it doesn't matter what food is being produced, just so long as there is food being produced.

>>10145742
Chinatown, New York. I think.

>>10144632
Didn't know they turned shokugeki no soma into a movie already.

>>10145657
Pretty sure it's hot water, don't they do a communal party dish there where you cook foods in a really salty broth?

>>10144830
Why are feminists and liberals obsessed with sex organ 'art'?

will i get b& is i post an asian dude eating live animals?

>>10144560
Amphetamines.

>>10144830
Imagine that all you do in life is drawing vaginas everywhere like a 16 year old in hughschool. Modern """"art""""" is a joke. Get a real job you psuedo hippies.

>>10145931
Highschool*

>>10145931
>hughschool
when i grow up i wanna be hugh jackman

>>10145961
>puts raw fish on your rice
that'rr be three hundredo dorrars siro

>>10142498
>ywn have a sandwich-making robot waifu

Why even live?

>>10142498
I'm kinda mad because I worked in warehouse where subscription magazines had the plastic wrap put on them and it was an ancient piece of shit that would jam every 5 mins. Still beats dealing with customers though.

>>10142498
All this ingenuity to make sandwiches that barely taste better than the packaging they come in.
Marvellous.

>>10145961
>get your hands off of me, smoothskin

>>10145342
>Asian women start looking old around 50
>White women start looking old around 22
>They both look terrible around 60
This is always a dumb complaint

>>10145961
I can respect if nothing else the reputation this guy built for himself and his food.
But why does he always look like a burn victim, do they not have lotion in Japan?

>>10142465
What the fuck is she making that requires that many peppers?

>>10143590
>Bites half a fry and puts it back with the others

>>10143094
I mean, it's a little overcooked on the inside, but without a doubt they didn't ruin it.

>>10143590

Hate girls like this. So fucking trashy.

>>10144554
Is all of that dust fucking garlic?

>>10146579
Corn meal so the pizza doesn't stick that's alot of fucking corn meal though

>>10145867
That movie came out along time before your gay anime and is almost certainly way, way better. It's called God of Cookery btw.

>>10146572
Dark souls?

>>10146579
are you - by chance - american?

>>10146644

>obsessed

Why the fuck would you assume someone is American when they have no clue what's going on a pizza from an American pizza chain? Try fucking harder or don't try at all.

>>10146672
>being this butthurt while avoiding to answer

>>10144999
Not MREs, that's TheWolfePit on youtube reviewing a dollar-store canned burger.

MREs are better than that.

>>10146597
literally in the filename retard

>>10146677

I'm not even the person you replied to.

>>10146691
and that tells a lot

>>10143094
>overcooking in a video you can literally try to redo an infinte amount of times before releasing

>>10143590
the pimps are really expanding their market

>>10145442
>>10145240
>>10145449
Turtles are unaffected by capsaicin, the turtle was biting in defense not to eat.

>>10144567
>and thus Rover became next day's lunch

>>10146728
its reaction seemed exactly that of one that is affected by capsaicin tho

>>10144694
>shitty, contrived tool that will dull/break within weeks of use is perfect for a survival kit

>>10146474
he's fucking old

>>10146728
>the turtle was biting in defense not to eat.
what the fuck does that mean

>>10144694

Are you retarded? He literally has to use a knife to even get the onion and tomato to fit into the thing.

>>10146778
It nipped at its perceived attacker and spit out what it bit off because it didn't want to eat it - not because it was spicy.

>>10145329
>twice

>>10146778

Anon can't into grammar.

>>10145640
little chinky dude didn't seem too bothered by it... did he die?

>>10144613
>Glutino
>still consuming chocolate products that are processed on equipment coated with wheat so the chocolate doesn't stick

Pottery.

>>10144572
I can't help but smile every time i see this

>>10144337
No one can withstand the fury that is a grease fire

>>10145139
How do people get to this point and think it's perfectly ok to continue drinking 2 huge sugar drinks in one sitting?

>>10144567
The dog looks so sorry for what he did

>>10144548

>>10144621
It's porn

>>10146931
So? I stand by my statement.

>>10144504
She lived, but it's probably not much of a life.

>>10144755
CRAB.....

CRAB...BATTLE....

...GOT....GOT MY KNIFE....

>>10144680
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XR3Y_9Y74L0

>>10144698
does it work with cocaine?

>>10144755
mess with crabo get the stabo

>>10146950
nothing that plastic surgery couldn't fix to be honest

>>10144894
it's fake you derp. he's acting.

>>10140794

>3dpd
>waifu

>>10145127
what a showoff faggot

>>10143706
Is this supposed to be like velveeta?

>>10147294
that was really delicious until he smashed and destroyed those french fries
why didnt he simply put some tomatoes into it instead of killing it

>>10147336
Showing off what? His ability to be stupid? I think you're missing the point of jackass.

yeeeeee

>>10144743
I think my little sister has one of those

>>10147383

>>10145931
>not knowing it's a joke video and being too much of an autist to have any sense of humor

Wew

>>10143670

Jesus Christ Ashens is still going on? For how many years now?

>>10144748
i really want a taco bell party box now

>>10145223
It's all cool and tasty until he dips the sausage in the eggyolk. I literally got shivers from watching that.

>>10143094
>garlic butter steak

>>10145223
so that's how the brits make their shitty breakfast. it's like the same shit for the entire culture, with almost zero variance other than the irish version having bland white sausage.

and no, there is no uniform breakfast throughout the entire US, other than maybe eggs and hashbrowns, with meat and toast.

>>10144748
autistic idiot at the end ruins it

>>10147889

Actually its the inedible dried corn husk that ruins it.

>>10146579
no, it's corn meal, are you fucking retarded?

>>10145342
have you ever been to korea? women in seoul well into their 40s look MUCH better than any white woman of the same age I come across in amsterdam

>>10143711
Steak knifeee!

>>10145931
super deluxe is literally just a buzzfeed parody

>>10147336
that's literally the entire point of his celeberity. he just does dumb shit on camera

>>10146871
because they know how hard it's gonna be to actually lose the weight so they'd rather just semi comfortably keep up their bad habbits than cut them out just to stay as fat as they already are

>>10143664
and you call it an automatic burger machine even tho it obviously didnt add the keptchup?

>>10146871
It is unironically a mental illness in almost all cases. Half the episodes of My 600 Pound Life I've seen say that the fattie was molested as a kid and started putting on weight then as a coping mechanism, either because they could hide in food or getting fat to make themselves undesirable or something like that. The other half used it as a coping mechanism for some other trauma, like an accident or a dead loved one.

>>10148194
It was a tradeshow tech demo. If it was set up as more than a concept, they would have had ingredients for more than one burger. This is all reset ane performed ad nauseum for a 3 day show.

>>10142498
At first I thought it was making bread one slice at a time (and thought the thing that squares them up was searing the edges to give it a crust) and then it was gonna assemble them into loaves. I was like Why would they do that?!?

>>10147352
Mass produced cheddar. Not even the really cheap stuff if they are making big wheels with it.

>>10146719
Who says it's overcooked? That would be medium rare in Los Angeles.

>>10144578
Ride Paper

>>10144554
The John Henry of Domino's Pizza, if you will.

>>10144554
But women do the same amount of work as men

>>10142498
do americans really do this?

>>10145360
you have a genuine problem

>>10140608
When you see a European girl with dyed hair its considered danger hair. Does the same apply to Japanese girls with blonde or platinum hair?

>>10145276
wait
how do they get out?

>>10149039
carefully

>>10142498
disgusting food product. interesting mechanical process.

>>10145931
>hughschool
>all you do in life is drawing
>psuedo
>generic "hurrr modern art" sentiment

>>10145935
>Highschool

I'd probably be defensive if I was retarded too.

>>10143670

>no delightful Ashens audio commentary
5/10 at best

>>10148559
But, she da boss. Wit da timer. Makin' wite boi do his work. Work like a nikker slave wite boi. For minimum wage. it's your new destiny.

>>10146572
>>10146719
>overcooking

What are you retards talking about?

>>10149317
this makes me sad

>>10149317
I laughed so fucking hard had tears running down my face

>>10146963
You're my hero

>>10144755
Reminds me of watching this poor old man battle this tank full of live crabs at the Asian market. Eventually he gave up on the one he wanted and tried for a different one; but that didn't stop the first crab from taking the tongs away from him.

So he asked the butcher for a catfish.

>>10149099
>he didn't go to hughschool
Enjoy being unable to master the art of the chromatic horseshoe

>>10149317
i dont understand. why does he look so lost?
im guessing its suppose to be something about kitchen safety but it doesnt make any sense.

>>10144736
I think he recently got upgraded to a food truck now.

>>10149039
They can leave once they sell all their eggs

>>10148559
Lol see the bitch on her phone?

>>10149733

She's literally timing him for the stupid video; they're all wasting time.

>>10149770
>going faster is wasting time

>>10144704
and then the feds shut him down because he didnt have the proper license

>isis music in the background

>>10149404
That's a great story that tells a lot about the human condition. webm unrelate

>>10149915
>Pull dough
>Pull it again
>Pull it again
Wow such skill

>>10144090
>total lack of concern of safety measures
>waitress runs away
>guy runs away too
Lol fucking China

>>10143664
That's a big onion on that burger

>>10144632
what movie is that?

>>10144800
>LOLs in korean

>>10149814
Why do they turn white when he kills them?

>>10150124
God of Cookery, a great Cantonese comedy. I think it's up on netflix.

>>10143263
I get a boner every time they pull out the bones.

>>10145329
WHY DO YOU PEOPLE DO THIS

>>10145252
Fuckin kek

>>10142498
How to they get the suction cups to hold the bread?

>>10143094
enjoy your raw shit

>>10149811
bet that dude is fucking jacked doing that all day

>>10145344
>implying im not gonna steal it and bruteforce the code.

lmao your sandwich is mine wageslave.

>>10144889
Only if your rating system values low hanging fruits and not originality.

>>10143590
who is she

>>10150852
some lonely thot baiting lonely NEETs

>>10144894
Obvious troll is obvious.

>>10146871
She lives in a crap town that only exists because trucks need to refuel. Her husband probably gave up on trying to fuck her about 100 lbs ago, and now just drinks and jerks off. Her kids probably don't acknowledge anything that isn't a phone or an xbox. So she drinks that crap because it's the only thing that still feels good. She probably appreciates that it's shortening the amount of time she has to spend alive pretending to care too.

>>10149317
Does he have Down syndrome?

>>10150133
it's the soul leaving the body

>>10144704
He lives in a warehouse?

>>10149816
>tremors.webm

>>10143263
>at did he mean by this?
there are chunks of cartilage, shards of bone from the trimming and large pieces of fat on your average rib.
this seems like a stupid way to make a sandwich and it definitely wouldn't be as simple as just removing the rib bones unless you wanted weird/dangerous shit in every third bite.

>>10144567
fucking cute dogs. i love dogs.

>>10145139
That cars is a Mazda

>>10140608
Can people post that webm of the dude who chops green beans and tomatoes in a weird way to make some durum with two kinds of meat