/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10139813
Working in a place with a drive thru that takes call in orders is the fucking worst
People will just drive past the damn menu board and cut in line constantly and show up at the window and freak out when their order isnt ready yet

I was working in the deli at my store the other day and this guy got assblasted that i didn't ask him if he needed anything else. I knew he wanted more shit so i just waited for him to tell me and every time he just mumbled under his breath 'wow you aren't going to ask if i need anything else?' this web in 5 times or so with this guy getting more passive aggressive.
I don't know why but this really activated my almonds.

my biggest job related pet peeve is seeing threads posted by ungrateful poorshits who are lucky they haven't been replaced by ipads yet

>>10140212
The way you typed that makes you seem too retarded to handle even the simplest tasks

>>10140219
Nobody cares

>>10139813
Posted this a while ago on /b/, but here goes:

>working as a dishwasher at a restaurant
>autistic af
>you need to yell out "corner!" as you walk through the kitchen/dining area door as to not accidentally knock anyone down
>end of shift, doing my job bringing clean glasses back out front
>mind is pre-occupied with internet conversation from earlier in the day
>approach door
>yell "troll!" instead of "corner!" due to intense autism

My co-workers took it as a Harry Potter reference somehow... but I was still very embarrassed about my autism.

>>10140289
>af
Go back to twitter or facebook you dumbass faggot

>>10140291
Since when did "af" become "taboo" around here? Honest question, because I sparsely use 4chan since it became a Trump-propaganda site. It practically originated here, and if not, it was at least widely accepted.

>>10140301
(You)

>>10140301
Type out "as fuck" so you don't look like an underaged retard

>>10140304
This is a fair point, but I'm still wondering when exactly "af" was no longer "accepted" here. I've no problem with typing it out, I'm only curious.

>>10140311
It has always made you look lazy especially since the rise of social media has become popular with teenagers your age

>>10140323
This doesn't answer my question. Also, please tell me how to enter your reality, I would love to be further away from 30 than I am.

>>10140346
You are not on a chat client, so you can type in a way that lets you not use shorthand.

>>10140304
Says the cunt who didn't even punctuate.

>>10140311
Any kind of abbreviation is frowned upon, except maybe tfw/mfw but only because it's used to often

>>10140353
I am well aware of this. I'm just curious as to when "af" stopped being a thing around here. I have no problem with typing out "as fuck", this is not an issue for me. I'm simply wondering because I remember /b/ being half-composed of "af". The other half being traps and "it's not gay if..."

>>10140367
>/b/
Well, there is your problem.
/b/ is full of retards, try to not act like them.

>>10140371
Another fair point, maybe "af" is exclusive to /b/. I will keep it there where all the other trash belongs desu.

(you can't stop me from saying desu though.)

>>10140381
The desu word filter started 2 years ago...how new are you?

>>10140405
There's a difference between typing t b h and having it be filtered and outing yourself as weeb trash.

>>10140412
>complaining about weebs on a site devoted to anime

Really made me think there.

>>10140426
You misunderstand, I'm calling myself weeb trash because it's true desu

>>10140291
>>10140304
go f yselves for derailing af the thread

>>10140289
"THERE'S A TROLL, IN THE DUNGEON!"

>>10140311
>>10140323
I'm gonna have to agree with this. I've been meeting so many people become more and more lazy of the last year. People saying " I cba right now" And I had to ask what CBA meant. This generation is so lazy this entire thread would be too much for them right now. They wouldn't be able to get through the first sentence before they got lazy and said fuck it.

also get back to the damn thread you tards

>>10140291

f off you stupid effer

Being an adult myself I often wonder why other adults expect "kids" to be adults when the very same adults get triggered by such inconsequential things. >Same on Facebook with plenty of adults getting asshurt posting snarky replies to fucking opinion pieces. Does some autistic slight of hand really bother people that much? Cause as far as I know everything seems to bother adults

>working at wendys in 2002 in HS
>all the spanish people help me with spanish homework
>old man comes in every night to drink diet coke and grade papers
>helps me with my math homework
>become friends, take my break with him every day
it was pretty cool. i got fired for telling the new asst. mgr to suck my fat cock during rush.

>>10141927
>Being an adult myself
You made it very clear that you are not.

>>10141951
>Already know even if I wasn't a legal adult I would be more mature than someone bitching about something being stupid af on 4chins

>>10139813
>work at McDonalds
>some guy bitches at us because his big mac doesn't have enough secret sauce
>agree to replace his big mac
>everybody agrees we should slap our cocks on his burger
>we proceed to start slapping our cocks on the guy's burger
>the fucking new guy accidently cums on burger
>its to late now, the dude is bitching that his burger is late
>we mix the jizz with sum secret sauce
>we give it to him
>he eats it
>he never found out

>>10140301
>It practically originated here

wow, are you retarded? you must be.

>>10139813
Probably everyone has a story like this but anyway

I work as a catering lead (glorified delivery driver and sever) at a barbecue place in Florida. Getting my shit together for an order up front. Hear banging. Look up to see a whale and her whale children standing at the door. It's 10:00 am and we open at 11:00. Have to explain to her we can't serve her any food yet. Throws a fit outside the restaurant. The manager is on damage control and lets her come in saying we'll serve her what we have available. The meat is just being pulled out of the smoker and isn't ready just yet. Throws another fit because only the sides are ready.


Honestly what the fuck. I hope her kids don't grow up to be like her.

>>10140412
baka desu senpai...

>>10142103
Mission BBQ?

>>10142103
>I hope her kids don't grow up to be like her.
They obviously will, since that day the learned all you need to do so your wishes are granted is being fat and obnoxious. Thanks to your boss.

>>10142120
4rivers. Not an awful place. Not amazing either. The only reason I like working there is because the tips are insanely good for catering and I only have to work long hours during event days.

>>10142127
Feel bad for my boss, only does shit like that because of the annoying regional manager and sales rep that constantly try to find a reason to yell at him.

>Be working as a bartender in a upscale catering place off hand for years
>one summer the only elevator in the joint goes down for three months.
>liqour storage was in the basement.
>ice machines, was in the basement one of which was broken and had to support the main restaurant and second floor
>hall was located on the second floor above the main restaurant.

I was really fucking pissed off that summer. Ended up using gallon painters buckets to lug ice and booze up and down the stairs. Was also great when the beer fridge in the kitchen busted later on and was struggling to keep up with the demand of a 200 person wedding getting hammered for five hours straight.

>>10142103
More stories from the smokehouse.

The sales rep is a cunt. She's insanely good at bringing in money for the company, but she's also the reason for most of the fuck ups that happen in the catering department. Lost a huge client today because she scheduled their event for tomorrow and not today. Like always she can never admit she messed up, tried to get me and my boss to do damage control at an angry client who has no food for 500 people. Not the first time either she's done stuff like that. Forgets to add stuff to the order sheets and we get hell from the client for not bringing it. One day she forgot to add drinks to every order that went out that day. Several clients angry because they didn't get what they ordered. Doesn't understand how to limit orders. Doesn't comprehend that a restaurant can only handle so catering many orders at once. She'll never get fired because she used to be a state representative and has too many connections.

>>10142091
i dont want to believe this is true

Not really a job but I helped my friend who owns several foodtrucks a few times, this is one of those during a very hot summer:

>friend calls me up in the morning
>a worker bailed on him last minute
>asks me to cover
>"I've got you my dude"
>expect to work in the foodtruck that sells fried chicken(never did that one)
>three big-ass fucking oil friers
>put on old long pants and long-sleeve shirt to not get hot oil on my legs
>go out to meet him and instantly notice that the day is gonna be hot as fuck
>iimmediatelyregretthisdecision.gif
>no time to change, hop in and drive to some part of city full of offices
>barely started making the coleslaw and I'm already boiling
>it's like 24C outside and we are firing up the friers
>turns out the friers are installed in such way there's no splashing or anything
>i could have worn boxers and a t-shirt
>spend the next ~4 hours working the friers with easilly 35C inside the foodtruck
>I'm swimming in sweat, my pant sleeves are like two swift rivers
>drank 4 liters of water in the process
>done with the work and we finally step outside to rest
>the air breeze combined with sun gives me this natural high which is hard to describe

The next day it was also record high temp but I felt like it was a mild atumn day.
I still remember that high from the effort and the heat. It was kinda nice.

not a story but i'm reaching a point in customer service where i just can't handle it anymore. i don't like being interrupted, stopping what i'm doing just to help you. i don't like greeting people and giving farewells when i don't mean it. i don't like answering the same stupid questions with new, retarded questions peppered in every now and then. i don't wanna stand in front of the register while you take way too long to order. i don't even want to be anywhere near the register for any of this to happen. i don't even want you to come to my restaurant.

is anyone else as sick of their jobs as i am?

>>10140301
you're on your way kid

>>10140301
>Trump-propaganda
I ain't even American but I'd like to bash your little skull in.
>Keep it left and ignore the problems because calling a nigger criminal a criminal is racist.
Gif related me on the right

>>10143288
Daily reminder it's the rightwing overlords who are promoting racial division having taken a page from the southern aristocracy's, "we're fucking you over middle and lower class white, but at least you ain't a nog."

>work in a grocery store
>ethnically enriched family gets fried chicken as the first thing in the store
>walks around shopping for the rest of the time
>AYO DIS BE COLD I AIN'T PAYIN FO DIS I WANT NEW STUFF FREE
>sure okay they can make new stuff we just need the cold stuff
>Oh nuh uh so so you can reheat it, you gunna need to throw it away anyways! WHERE DA MANAGER AT

or

>store opens up wingbar
>6.99/pound stupidly expensive
>family of a bunch come in
>they've already been eating the bag and putting bone scraps in
>still comes out to 5 bucks
>HEY HOW MUCH IS DAT I ONLY GOT A FEW
>explain it's buy the pound, can't charge them at this point

and

>store gets starbucks in location
>opens up "cafe area" table places directly across from deli
>sudden increase of everyone "eating first and 'paying' later"
>managers never do stuff because they don't want to cause a scene in a busy spot
>loss prevention yells at cashiers to do better job checking under carts when people are just eating food off the shelves

I was going to type out a long story but I don't want to bore you guys. Bottom line is having GAD/social anxiety as a server really fucking sucks. Nothing terrible happens but I've come close to having panic attacks multiple times over nothing.

>>10139813
>Pet Peeves
>People who dont close the door on the way out
>People who slam the door on the way out

>>10140224
>tfw the deli guy posts mean things about you on an Israeli challah papyrus.

>>10142831
so don't work customer service dumbass

night job at a warehouse. no customers, no phones. bliss

>>10142151
your boss is Seymour Skinner?

>>10140289
>2018
>/b/

I literally thought every single person jumped ship from that God forsaken board in like 2014 and now it's just spam bots

Good memories though.

t. 2005 /b/tard

>>10140289
Do you work at Toms

>>10143553

>>10142103
Why do people think that they can do shit like this? Ive never worked retail but I still want to strangle anyone who pushes the customer is always right mentality.

I have a regular customer who always, always, complains about something. I've often asked myself, "if you hate it here so much, why in the world do you keep coming back??" I guess she just needs it in her life, I don't know. The best time was about a week ago. She got everything she wanted, everything was fast and to her satisfaction, she got extra this, a little more of that, literally everything was perfect. It became a game for me. I see her starting to sweat as I anticipate her every need and deny her all chance of finding a single fault. I use my most soothing voice. For my own amusement, I treat her like a goddamn queen. I can see she is almost ready to pee herself as it's time to pay and she hasn't gotten her fix. In a desperate Hail Mary she lashes out for something, just anything to bitch about... and what does she come up with? The fact that the font used for the specials on the menu didn't match the font used for the usual items, which confused her. To be clear - yes the fonts are different, but they are in no way whatsoever challenging to comprehend. Her "problem" was that they weren't exactly the same. How pathetic can one person be? I just looked her right in the eye and said, "Alright ma'am, we'll look into it. You have yourself an amazing day."

>>10142831
I feel you man, was exactly the same, I managed to get out and into the tech field.

>work in a restraurant hotel
>work in the early morning
>only me, the breakfast chef and a crazy ol' Ukrainian
>chef always makes me a nice breakfast
>make cold appetizers all morning for the evening
>get to drink quality tea and listen to music while working
>listen to the many stories of the Ukranian about his homeland
>the rest of the cooks and chefs come in
>brunch hour rush chaos starts
>big companies hire rooms for brunch
>chefs yell at eachother and cooks cook like slaves while getting puniahed for fucking up
>I just make my appetizers in a soundproof area
>clock my hours when I'm done and go home
It was a pretty chill job, I had no bullshit moments. :^)

>>10142669
>>it's like 24C outside and we are firing up the friers
>spend the next ~4 hours working the friers with easilly 35C

bro you are a fucking pussy its 35c basically everyday this summer and you are bitching and moaning about 4 hours of it

what kind of bitch ass area do you live in that a very hot summer is 24c outside 24c outside is winter temp

>>10142147
>4rivers
I live kind of close to the one in Coral Springs. Might try it when I head to the Smoke Inn there next time. Looks pretty good.

>>10142471
It's not. Just an antique meme.

>>10145704
>24c outside is winter temp
>living in a nigger country

>>10140289
Fucking lmao. That's hilarious.

When I worked at KFC, there was a woman who'd come in and buy chicken for her dog, which she'd tell us about in detail. The dog got fried chicken because it had cancer, apparently. One day she showed up and told me in detail about how the cancer had got so bad that she'd finally made the choice to get it put to sleep, and the dog was terrified, pissing itself and scrabbling desperately to try and get away when she handed it over to the vet. She didn't buy anything that time, she just wanted to tell me how her dog had died.

I never saw or met the dog.

>>10145167
>/b/ is dead
Yup anon! there's no one there at all! 0 posts!

>>10143606
I work at a grocery store too. People are fucking awful.
>customer eat an apple
>tell them I can't ring it up since it's priced by weight
>they throw a fit and ask to see manager
>manager tells them they technically robbed the store and next time she won't be easy on them

Also, we have this little basket of fruit that are bruised or otherwise not in pristine condition, with a sign that says children can take one for free. You see middle aged people take some and when you ring it up at the register they ask you to take it back because they "took it in the freebies basket". I swear to god people are just the worst

>>10145704
It was Poland. We used to get very harsh winters but now that the climate is changing the summare are getting hotter and hotter, which polish people are not used to.

To be fair I'm guesstimating the temperature inside, I think adding ~10 degrees is fair considering 3 powerful oil friers working at full force for 4 hours in 25 degree heat, but it might have been higher. I just remember the feeling very well.

If your country is very hot and you pride yourself in being able to withstand high temperature... well, good for you I guess, that you have something to be proud of.

>>10145398
Wow, I feel like this is my girlfriend.

Uh oh.

>>10145977
I’m in northern Canada. It is -35 in the winter and 35 in the summer. Germany should have finished the job...

>>10146125
Our winters used to go lower than 35, but nowadays it's nice if ot goes below 10. Fuckin' climate change.

>Germany should have finished the job...
Why would you say such an awful thing? Also, you do realize that germans were not trying to exterminate polish right?

I worked in a chain pub and a guy would heat the frozen custard in the dishwasher.

I would deep fry the burgers when it got to clean down and the clam grill was clean

>>10140412
§mh ţbh fąm

Is it dangerous to drink a half gallon of this everyday?

>>10146172
According to the /ck/ doctors your balls will invert into your body, expanding into an uterus, and your penis will turn into a vagina. On top of that, your chest starts growing two humongous boobs and you start lactating from them.

>>10146192
Those are /pol/ doctors. Our doctors will ignore the question and argue about types of pizza amongst each other.

>>10146192
hot

>>10146192
*buys soymilk*

>>10145167
It is basically all porn threads now, that and the same autistic furry namefaggots that have been posting there for fucking years. Sometimes you can find a good YLYL or rekt thread, but then those are also almost all reposts.

/b/ used to be pretty good. Now it's just shit. /ck/ and /tv/ are the best boards now, tbcaphmf.

>>10146854
Is /tv/ really that good, or is it people cumming over normie shit like Game of Thrones and Black Mirror like I fear it is?

>>10139813
How about the opposite
>work at fiveguys
>everybody keeps everything clean as shit
>scrub floors and walls nightly
>everyone cares about food quality and has pride in work
>food is all fresh and there are no freezers in the place

Really enjoyed working there. I make twice as much now working at a regular restaurant but that was one of my favorite jobs

>work at taco bell
>middle aged white woman in the drive-thru gets a 5 dollar box
>her 5-layer burrito isn't as big as she would like
>claims it's missing a bunch of ingredients, when it literally only has 5 (hence the name)
>cashier tries to explain that to her
>she starts cussing out the cashier, saying he's a moron and doesn't deserve minimum wage, going off about entitled millennials while being more entitled than he ever was
>kid stays calm and asks me to help
>I literally make her the exact same burrito but roll it a bit wider so it seems bigger
>she starts smiling and says "now THAT'S what it should look like!"

She held up the line for five minutes so she could get a remake of the exact same burrito. Middle-aged white women are the worst.

>>10145167
to be honest, he did say "a while ago". so they could mean 2005 even

>>10142091
>cumming from just one slap on a burguer

FAKE AND GAY

>>10146904
>or is it people cumming over normie shit like Game of Thrones and Black Mirror like I fear it is?
Yes, it's a trash board. 95% of it is /pol/ + capeshit and Star Wars.

>>10143606
Black people are the worst

bump

>cashier at a shitty "super market"
>we have 5 lines total
>despite this, one or two of them are closed because the owner is too cheep to hire more people or repair his equipment
>its friday night and the greek houses are running low on beer, and its a game night so its extra busy
>one register down
>some old woman with a completely full cart comes up to my line but refuses to unload her cart and bats me away when I try to take something out
>she takes out some can of soup and asks if its $1.25 like the sign said
>scan it and surprise, its $1.25
>shes upset I added the item to the bill and has me take it off
>after thinking for a moment she chooses shes okay with the price and has me scan it again
>she then does this with the next can of soup, a different flavor but the same brand
>realize where this is headed and use price inquiry this time
>she thinks about it and has me scan it
>this process repeats for the 45 minutes
>she pulls out one item, tries to recall its price, has me scan it on my register to confirm the price, then thinks about it for a moment and then agrees for me to add it to the bill.
>the cherry on top is that she pays with a check and takes about 5 minutes to write it and then another 5 to balance her check book
>she then has me fill her cart but only to her exact specification of where the bags go
>an hour later I have helped one person through my line with only 100 items on a busy night

>store owner yells at me a day later, asking why my scans were so low and why I should even be paid
>refuses to hear my side of the story

I hated that place.

>>10146904
Its not, /tv/ is a /pol/ and /leftypol/ battleground retardation and "kino" posting.

>>10140301
(you)

>dishwasher dumps some spicy sriracha mixed garlic shit in the trough that heats and recycles water
>literally tear gas filling the dishroom

>>10139813
>Working at outback steakhouse.
>Have to seat a dumb nigger.
>His first question is do we serve steak here.
>Yes we serve steak at outback steakhouse.
>I seat him and he asks me where the steaks are in the menu and he is look right at the section.
>Tell me him he is looking at the steak selection.
>Says hell have a steak cooked.
>Tell him I will inform the waitress.
>Mfw.

>>10149771
Based dishwasher, anything to make "servers" cry more than they already do.
>I have to lift a tray and talk to people and walk around?
>Woe is my life.

>>10149794
it was a buffet kek, so everyone helping out in the dishroom got gassed

>>10140219
I'm sorry you were replaced by a machine bud

>>10139813
>working at fast food joint
>takes order in the drive thru
>customer asks for no onions on the burger
>made sure to relay to sandwich makers and typed on screen
>personally made sure no onions were on burger
>gives burger to customer, about the thank them off with the "have a nice day" cliche line
>customer asks me why there's onions
>ded

Little over a year ago, political intern for a major national campaign. It's complete chaos, constant scandals, nobody expected to win.

Our guy is a literal dolt who needs his talking points read to him like a kindergartener. He's running against a painfully brilliant, cunning, steely nerved rival with ass loads of government experience.

Everyone is drinking and depressed the last few weeks as the election approaches. It's such an embarrassment we all just want it to be over, and several guys are talking about how to take this time on their resumes with something better.

Then these creepy foreign guys start popping up.

We warn candidate and his managers accepting help from these guys is not just unethical, but probably violates several hard US laws.

Candidate doesn't care.

We let creepy foreign guys run Facebook accounts with really crazy messages. They try to hack some emails from opponent. They make a lot of promises about miracles happening on election day when we're trailing in every major poll.

Nobody believes them.

They joke about votes being changed "right where it counts."

Again, nobody believes them.

But then a funny thing happens: against all odds candidate wins.

Then my internship ends and the whole country blows up asking questions.

I swore up and down I'd keep my mouth shut about creepy foreign guys.

But I'm scared shitless men in black will show up any fucking day and make sure I never work again.

>>10140291
>muh secret club you best be talkin in secret code
fuck off

>>10146854
>/b/ used to be pretty good
It was never good. Even all the shit it did that may have benefitted someone, the majority were a bunch of outcast dumbasses that found a place for edgy shit that they thought was fun

>>10140301
No it wasn't you dumb newfag.

>last Friday was national pizza day
>work at a pizza place
>for the first time ever we had a special where ordering a soda for dine in got you a free personal sized pepperoni or cheese pizza
>new manager did not schedule nearly enough people for the absolute clusterfuck of a day that was about to happen
>carry out orders are two hours out, people were eventually just waiting looking at the guy cutting the pizzas and stressing him out
>no room in the store anywhere, all seats were taken and there was a line leading out the door
>at least 10 pizzas were sitting on our oven with no idea as to where they need to go
>several people work through their 30 minute break so we can barely scrape by
>all this on top of the orders coming is because it was a Friday
>don't get to start any of our closing tasks until we've already closed
>get out two hours later than we were supposed to be out
>prep for the next day didn't even get done
>mfw even the driver whose worked there for over 12 years said it was the busiest day he's ever worked
I'm still contemplating if I should just put in my two weeks notice, that shift may have broken me.

>>10149831
Jeb didn't make it to the general election.

>>10149999
Because Jeb's a mess.

>>10147199
Yeah. No shit. The whole meme is fake and mildly gay. And 5+ years old.

>be fast food worker
>usually at drive thru
>woman drives up, I can see her holding debit card, hand machine to her
>doesn't take it for a solid minute
>asked for medium coffee + fries, tell her we only have large cups so I'll be nice and give her full large
>REEEE TOO BIG NO GIVE ME SMALL
>proceeds to send coffee back twice, saying it's 'undrinkable'
>guys in back laughing their asses off
>Give her fries
>'these are too hot'
>give up and just tell her she'll have to let them cool down
>drives off in anger

>>10145167
jumped ship after jessie slaughter, checked it out the other day, and it’s basically /s/ with a hint of gay at this point

I worked at a Church's chicken as the fry cook. Spicy chicken is annoying as fuck to make and I hate it. Cleaning out fryers is fucking annoying.

Oh also the fat fuck/retard customers that would get mad when they'd want ""fresh"" chicken and we oblige but it takes upwards of 20~ minutes and they rage every single time.

>>10145759
>what is australia

>>10146854
>/b/ used to be pretty good.
Why hello there newfag.

>>10145398
the whole "battle of wits" vibe gave me a nice chuckle. thanks

>>10145977
What is this weak BS. Not used to hot summers? Yeah the winters are steadily getting milder but we've got a continental climate (maybe with the exception of a small area right next to the Blatic coast), it's always been "freeze your ass off in winter and melt like a popsickle in summer".
No offence but maaaybe you're a bit too young to remember how the life used to be before the AC became ubiquitus?

>>10150914

There's actually better fap material on /b/ than on /s/ nowadays.

>>10150984
I don't get what you're saying.

Would you like to work next to oil friers for 4 hours during a hot summer day? I'm SURE you would be totally unphased by the experience. You would barely notice it.

>>10151011
>I don't get what you're saying.

Yeah it's pretty clear you've got some reading comprehension issues. I wasn't commenting on your work experience, just the retarded statement that a hot summer is some kind of fresh phenomenon in Poland.

Also, "24 degrees hot summer day". Where the F do you live, Suwalki?

>>10151038
Truth be told I was guessing. I'm horrible with temperatures(as I am with dates). It might have been more, I don't really recall. 24 sounded like accurate enough.

I could try finding the date and checking what was the actual temperature but you know what? Fuck that noise.

>>10151043
>>10151038
Actuall, it wasn't that difficult. Looks like it was 30C.

>>10140301
>never been to /ck/ in a long time
>somewhere to escape politics
>this thread looks interesting
>not even 10 posts in
>FFFFLLLUMP!
god, its true, you people cant stop thinking about him

>>10151073
There is a reason why it's called "trump derangement syndrome".

>>10140301
Why on earth would you think that "af" would originate from a website where you wouldn't be banned from the softest SFW board for swearing?

>>10146134
>Why would you say such an awful thing?
Where do you think we are, newfag?

>>10143606
I had similar when I worked in a bakery.

>Working store bakery as store assistant
>Mostly sales on the counter and putting out stock
>Parents rush the counter after 4pm to get their kids treats
>Almost constantly people will ask for peanut gingerbread lollipops which have to be sealed due to allergies.
>Always got single mothers who would open the seal before paying to shut their kids up
>"WHO CARES I'M GONNA PAY FOR IT ANYWAY AT THE TILL"

>One day child has a serious allergic reaction to gingerbeard crumbs
>Manager going crazy as he's getting shit from regional manager
>Parent of child going mental about bakery cleanliness
>Demands compensation from store or threatens legal action
>As manager is trying to resolve the issue, colleague spots an empty wrapper for a peanut gingerbread lollipop
>Turns out one of the kid's siblings had ordered one and started eating it whilst shopping
>Angry mother calms down and quickly leaves once she puts two to two together

>>10140212
numale plague. bunch of vaginas.

>>10140212
Xd

oh man, you guys think working food service is bad, the shit we get as bank tellers is worse since we have to bank for poor people with no money
I'm on lunch break now but here's a quick story
(1/2)
>Working at bank in downtown salt lake city
>Understaffed and it's always busy due to location
>I looked up transactions processed and our staff processes an average of 5 times more than any other branch in our region
>Whatever sales are good since lots of people and there are some nice regulars
>one day we have a line of 10 people, no one in drive-up
>Fat black woman walks in the door, sees line, sighs and leaves
>Crisis averted
>She shows up 30 sec later in the drive-up
>Pushes the ding button not once but several times to let us know she is here
>Kindly step away from the person I'm helping to explain that she will have to wait until we have finished helping everyone who was here before her
>She gives an angry huff and sits down to wait
>About 5 min later get back to her
>She's cashing a check without an account
>Calmly explain that I have to charge the nonclient fee to cash that which is 5 dollars off of her 400 dollar check
>"What?!?! Y'all some greedy mufugas"
>"Would you still like me to cash this check ma'am?"
>"Aight cash it, I need my money"
>"Alright i just need your IDs"
>"I already don' sent em in you foo'"
>"No ma'am, there's only the check in this tube"
>"Oh ma fuggin god you sombitch lost my IDs".
>Continue to explain I don't have them until she finds them on the floor of her car
>Send her the money plus her IDs back
>She drives off, think that's it
>5 min go by of me processing stuff like normal

>All of a sudden hear DINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDING
>turn around to see said obese black woman in her 1995 rusted out shitwagon pushing the button nonstop
>Go over to the mic, she doesn't wait to turn it on just starts yelling at the top of her lungs
>"WHERE ARE MY IDs YOU FUCKER!!!!!!!!!"
>Mormon parents cover their kids ears
>Start trying to speak but she won't let me
>Keeps screaming at me so loud that my manager in his office 100 feet away hears her and comes over
>Sees whats happening, sighs and turns on the mic to sort it out
>"Ma'am have you looked in your car for them?"
>"No I aint's don dat cause dis here fuck sombitch don stole em"
>Tell manager I know I gave her back her IDs
>She's not having it, threatening to come in and 'woop all y'all asses'
>Manager says, "Ma'am I know my teller doesn't have your IDs, leave now or I'm calling the cops"
>"Good call em' cause this fucker don stole my IDs"
>Manager heads for the phone
>"Nevermind, I got somewhere to be, ima come back later and woop all y'all ass"
>Mormon parents uncover children's ears, business resumes as normal.

>>10151728
>obese black woman
You mean a "nigress", a fat one, obviously.

>>10151755
Yeah, I've best been cutting down on my use of the word nigger lately

>>10151779
Call a spade a spade.

>>10150922
nigger country

>>10151728
>first 2 weeks at new job
>working at the service desk
>SOP is to check ID of anyone picking up an online order
>black woman and her black husband come up
>ask to pick up online order
>"may i see your ID please?"
>"what do you need that for?"
>"to match your name with the order name"
>slowly hands over ID
>i pick up the id, look at it, turn around to the orders on the shelf behind me
>"where the fuck do you think you're going with that?"
>turn around, say "i am looking for your last name among the boxes"
>"give my fucking ID back to me, this is bullshit. they aint never done this here before"

okie dokie i guess

>>10151846
why are they so possessive about their id

>>10151937
I think it's cause they don't trust White people

>>10152006
but why?

>>10151073
You're right, it's all those damn libruls who always bring /pol/shit into non-related boards.

>>10151846
>credit card machine isn't working
>sign on the machine saying this
>most customers hand over their cards without worry
>this blob of black flesh gets into the line and I tell her I need to swipe her card
>she ignores me and pulls off the little sign to dead card swiper and starts trying to swipe her card
>starts to yell at me that it's not working
>tell her I need to swipe it on my side and reach out for it
>she yells at me and tells me I can't have it because I will remember her number and steal her money
>she makes a huge deal out of this and gets really frustrated about this
>just blankly watch her yell at me

Why do they get so mad about basic things

>>10152089
I dont know man. I hate dealing with any kind of black people. Every single time its just a bad experience.

>MAN THATS NOT WHAT THE SIGN SAID
>CAN YALL SPOT ME A FEW CENTS

No, you piece of shit. I count the registers and I have to do the deposit tonight

>>10152029
kek

>>10142091
Holy shit I haven't seen this copypasta in years.

>>10152089
Two reasons. The first is that getting 110% mad at any perceived slight is simply the culture for the worst of ghetto trash. The second is that causing a scene (especially when you're a nigger) makes HR/PR people go into a groveling downward spiral, typically ending in giving them free shit and a spoonful of a sense of superiority.

>>10145704
Mate, not that guy but I live in Saskatchewan. Anything over fucking 20C is goddamn boiling. 30C is literal hellzone wasteland.

I'm good in -20C though. -30C is when it gets nippy. -40C is the true cold.

>>10152430
Another fellow cold place fag here, anything over 24c is fucking boiling, over 30c is inhumane. I prefer my -10c

>>10142179
didn't you at least get tipped for visibly having to deal with all that

>>10152461
Exactly. -10C with a nice sun is bliss. Perfect weather.

>>10142669
>my pant sleeves are like two swift rivers
fucking kek

>>10152143
>>10152396
This is what we call "gibs me dat".

>>10145167
> i was there for its inception its deletion and inception again
fuck, i need to leave this place

>>10151723
>>10151728
fuck man

>>10140289
I do that too, I think about things and nod/shake my head or make facial expressions like I'm having a conversation

>>10139813
I used to work at IHOP. I was bad at eggs because everyone was pressuring me to cook them by cracking them and opening them with one hand. I had no idea what I was doing and kept breaking the yolk. I ended up quitting because I don't do well in stressful environments with a lot of customers. Well that and the pay sucked.

>>10149789
Did he have it well done?

>work in a deli
>we serve this thing called "ham salad" for $3.99 a pound
>made from literally rotten meat from the meat department. it's not even fully ham. it's 80% sasuages and 20% ham.
>people love it. even my boss' sister but she doesn't know what's in it. probably would fire whoever tells her.
>our fruit salad we make is also made from expired fruit from our produce section

>one time co-worker accidently dropped a whole maple turkey breast in the trash can while she was opening the packaging and trying to drain the juices
>at that time i had only been there for a few weeks, wasn't aware of how we handle incidents like that so i assumed we would have to just throw the whole thing away
>find out that we take deli meats and cheeses that happen to fall on the ground or in the trash can and hose them down with water before using them like nothing had ever happen

>one time another different co-worker accidently dropped a whole parma prosciutto on the ground
>customer didn't see it so she quickly picked it up, took it to the back, wiped it off with paper towels before going back to cut a pound for the customer

i'm still working here and i want to die

DON'T THROW CASH AND CHANGE ON THE CONVEYOR BELT. IT IS SO DISRESPECTFUL!

>>10152089
because they're trying to scam you and hope you'll let it slide just to get rid of them if they make a big enough scene

>>10153129
bitches learn real quick when you "don't notice" so don't stop the conveyor and it swallows their money

>>10145398
Also, you forgot the straw.

>Work at a deli at a New England chain super market
>Senior citizen group comes on a bus every tuesday afternoon via the Old Folks Home's bus.
>This one old prick is the biggest douche to all the employees at the store.
>Old wrinkled fuck gets me as his server
>Orders pimento loaf....that weird bologna with olives and shit imbeded into it.
>Purposely cut him the wrong order 3 times in a row
>He starts cussing at me in front of a bunch of normie customers
>Normie customers start defending me, start slandering the old man for being a prick
>Old man storms off
>Next person in line tips me 5 bucks after i complete his order.
>Only time I ever got tipped working at a deli

>>10153369
Yeah, that five bucks is gonna be worth the headaches he gives you in the future.

>>10143288
I'm surprised you didn't mention Hillary.

>>10140301
it's from black people, popularized on twitter, then reddit, and now here

>>10146904
/tv/is just another /pol/ battleground with a vague media/entertainment theme. Kinda sad and useless unless you like the generals

>>10151723
well shes right. Y'all some greedy mufugas

not food related but i fucking hate fat people
>working on the front end
>fat fucking boomer comes over to me
>describes pic related and says he's already looked all over
>have the checked the pharmacy you walking sack of cancer
>"yeah and they're not over there i've already checked"
>show him one by the "as seen on TV" garbage because i stock that shit
>"i want to see another one ya know these things are expensive and they bla bla bla..."
>explain to him that this one seems to be quality and it's only $20, a cheaper one is going to be a piece of shit
>"listen anon-"
>condescendingly calls me my name
>"-i don't think you're understanding me, this one is too expensive and i'm sure you have another one"
>well i have no idea where another one of these would be so lets go ask someone you fat shit
>walk slowly because he can barely fucking stand let alone walk
>escort this asshole to the pharmacy because that's where my coworker confirmed they are
>oh guess what i found
>hmm, this one is $15 and is a total piece of shit, how do you feel about that?
>stands there for like a full minute letting his calcified brain process the conundrum of the fatness supplement he's buying
>condescendingly says thanks and hands me the shitty one to put back because it would be too much work for him to lift his fat fucking arm up to place it back on the shelf
He was such an asshole because he was embarrassed to be buying this thing he needs because he literally can't bend over anymore. But he's also an entitled boomer who couldn't possibly walk into a store and find something by himself. I've never wanted to kill a customer more in my life honestly and i've dealt with some real assholes before. But it's one thing to be acting like an asshole, it's another for your very existence to be insulting on top of being an asshole in the moment. Fuck boomers and fuck fat people.

>>10153619
oh yeah maybe i should use the right image

>deliver meals to old people at their shitty homes
>say "have a nice meal" on my way out to fuck with them and bait a "you too" from them to make them feel dumb

man do i hate the elderly

>>10142669
I would do this on purpose when I worked outside, I'd wear my heavy winter pants when it was 85-90 outside and chug water.

>>10153592
Not me, just the people who run the business. Although honestly that Ron Swanson quote is half true
>Banks are Ponzi schemes run by morons

Were it not for your money being insured by the fed, they would be the literal definition of Ponzi scheme.

>get job as a security guard
>first week
>some guys skating on the property
>ask them to leave kindly
>they don't
>get one of them and throw him in his ass and tell him to fuck off
>says he will get his friends
>later on sitting in office hear people close
>skater fag and maybe 7-8 others 1-2 had bats
>jump out the back
>don't go back

>>10154122
And you dont have a gun?

>>10152276
Same. That's why I had to drag it out.

got one that makes my insides boil

>work at McDonald's in southern sweden
>several times a day white trash mothers come in along with a bunch of gross kids
>take ages to order since kids are fucking retarded, even more so when being the offspring of absolute garbage
>mom asks kids which drink they want
>yellow soda? red soda? black soda?

the different colors translate to Fanta orange, Fanta exotic and coke
pisses me off tremendously, why not just teach the kids names of things instead of insisting they describe appearances like fucking babies?

>>10155559
Sweden has white trash too? For some reason that surprises me. I honestly never imagined they would and they certainly can't be as bad as american white trash, right?

>>10140212
why the fuck would you need to ask the customer what they want multiple times? if you go to purchase goods or services, you ask the employee for everything you want, you don't just wait for them to ask you, do you?

>>10140301
Af is nigger speak.

>>10145398
great post, please give us more

some crazy dude was rambling to me about music and headphones and shit
definitely has dementia, even the guy behind asked me if that dude was on drugs, I just shrugged

>>10145398
She comes there for you. She's shit at starting a conversation so she just does what comes most natural: complaining.

>>10154122
kek, where do you work?

>>10142091
Oh dear thank you anon
Oldie

Anyone here got any tips for someone whos about his first time as a waiter?

>be me
>work at a Jewish bakery/deli
>Saturday afternoon, busy as fuck
>everyone stocking up for the Sabbath meal tomorrow
>really hot chick hold up loaf of bread
>says real loud
>what's the challah cost?
>place goes dead silent, all eyes on her
>it $4.99, I yell back, very loud
>people go back about their business
>she pays and comes up to me before leaving
>what happene?
>can't explain now, but I will when I'm done here, maybe over a drink?
>she says sure, but why not just come to my place?
>I say sure, and as she gives me he number I say my name's Jack, and you?
>Brandy, don't laugh, I know it;s a stripper's name, my Mom was a little, you know
>No prob Brandy, she you tonight
>go to her place
>no lights, just candle burning
>she's killed about 2/3 bottle of wine when I get there
>I start sipping a glass of wine
>she says, wanna fuck?
>at first I thin she's joking but she's not
>don't worry Jack, wine makes me horny and we can talk after
>she's out of her clothes in a jif and I'm not far behind
>we're making out and getting all worked up
>Brandy, are you on the pill?
>no
>well I'll just run to the drugstore real quick
>don't leave me she says, just do me with something and I'll give you bj after
>what should I use Brandy?
>I don't care, just find something quick, damn, just fuck me with a candle, Jack
>I g

>>10140301
4chan is very insular and will look for the littlest thing to accuse you of being from another website. See e.g. "reddit spacing." Like you can't make paragraphs with spaces in between unless you're from reddit

>>10157230
kek

>>10157230
Don't do it.

>>10154122
>throw him IN his ass
that may have been excessive

>>10157405
מה אתה עושה חביבי

desu baka senpai cuck

>>10142147
FUCK OFF BACK TO /o/ WESLEY

>>10139813
>restaurant opens at 11:15
>you can serve yourself at 11:30
>2 Girls come and just wait the time
>a guy come and start serving himself without all dishes set
>"Sir you have to wait for all the dishes"
>"can i just serve myself with theses? Im a surgeon"
>wut.gif
I'm not a supporter of having to wait for all the dishes, but that rusted my fucking balls.

>>10157488

just google candlejack, Ha

>>10149993
damn son, those nightmare shifts! takes me back to the pizza days. might jave had some bad ones but that sounds particularly nasty.

>>10154004
wtf is wrong with you that's not even a good troll

>>10157502
in other words he didnt have fucking time to wait

>>10157631
If a surgeon has time to go to some buffet in the middle of the day they don't have anything else to do

>Working as a dishwasher during a snowstorm
>That night I had to take out a huge bucket of fryer grease along with an overflowing garbage trolley
>Dumpsters are a decent 3-4 minute walk from the building
>Try to convince the head chef at the time (an absolute whale cunt of a woman) that I was physically unable to bring all of that shit over to the dumpsters during a snowstorm
>She basically says that if I don't do it then I'm fired
>Trudge my way through the snow until I get up to the entrance to the dumpster area
>There's a pile of snow at least 4 ft high blocking the entrance
>Dig an entrance, try to lift the bucket of grease into the grease disposal container
>Nope
>Drag it behind the shed, dump it on the ground and cover it up with snow
>One of the garbage bags explodes on me

Jesus fucking christ that job sucked. I quit a couple of weeks later, also heard from a friend that still works there that there's a permanent grease stain on the ground behind the shed.

>>10157405
kino post. took me back to 2007

>worked in deli
>customer wants 3 meatballs
>go to weigh it before putting sauce
>she throws a fit about me trying to get her to choke on dry meatballs
>tell her i wanted to weigh it first for her
>she goes quiet for about 3 seconds before throwing a fit again
>ok
>fill it up
>the price of her pride was $11 for 3 meatballs

>>10152587
Yes.

>>10157671

>>10145167
/b/ might as well be renamed to /porn/ at this point.

>>10142669
Had something similar happen to me a few years back.

>Working dishtank in summer
>end of July so its around 90f ooutside
>Air conditioning died in the night
>Kitchen has 10 has gas burners, 2 deep fryers, a 4 foot long flat top, 2 broilers and an oven constantly shitting out ciabatta rolls
>wasn't to hot or busy during lunch rush
>come back from break and find out we are hosting a 300 person wedding reception
>People start showing up and the ticket machine explodes
>30 orders of spicy shrimp, 30 orders of artichoke dip, at least 6 lbs of french fries
>kitchen heats up real quick
>sweat is is pouring down my face
>entrees start coming in
>everything in the kitchen is cranked to 11
>Notice my hat is starting to drip
>wut?
>take off hat and it looks like I dropped it into a bucket of water
>after about 4 hours of the ticket machine exploding every 10 minuets things calm down enough for me to go have a smoke
>thermometer on the back wall says its 115f
>walk outside and it feels like late november
>check my phone to see what temp it is
>82f
>mfw

The next day I noticed my all black work shirt had turned almost pure white with salt build up and my hat was fucked.

>all these people working fast-food service
jesus christ, would very much recommend you all to fuck off from that business and get into some sort of manual labour gig
>worked at transportation/logisitics company in the warehouse as a helper on the trucks(loading/unloading/installing product)
>13.50/hr, spent half my shift literally just sitting in a transport truck shooting the shit with old truckers, hard work when required but everyone treats you like a human
>worked in a car manufacturing company on the engine line
>20.00/hr, sometimes backbreaking work, but as long as you worked hard and didnt stop the line by being too slow, your boss was nice to you (had a line super that was notorious for shitting on temps, i just realized that a lot of these guys were just sons/daughters of employees who felt entitled and didnt put in half the work that was expected)
i know these wages sound a bit high (they're canadian dollars), but you can make more money, get treated better by fellow employees, dont need to deal with bullshit customers and get way more solid hours just by looking outside the types of jobs that request you to do little work (fast food, grocery stores, retail etc)

>>10158849
>they're canadian dollars
stopped reading here

>jews
>slaying pussy
KEK

>>10158897
well you nearly got to the end so you get the gist of it
>13.50 CAD = 10.75 USD
>20.00 CAD = 16 USD

>>10158910
Well as long as you live in a cheap low cost of living area you are fine.

I feel sorry for those that work minimum wage in huge cities.

>>10146912
Fuck off shill

>>10152570
>complaining about low pay when you cant even cook a fucking egg
the absolute state of milennials

>>10157595
>implying candlejack posting isn't ga

>>10154004
You sick fuck

>>10157405
That's not funny. Just saying a Candlejack wouldn't do anyt

>>10155939
Because each time you ask for something, the server has to go get it, weigh up the quantity, and wrap it. When the server is finished he or she prompts you to ask for your next item. If you just kept making your demands it would feel like you're rushing the server, which is quite rude.

It was my first night alone on the night shift of a gas station last week. This guy comes in at 3 AM completely wasted with his little friend who is wasted, they drove there in a truck. The first guy is about 6'5 and his zipper and pants button are undone and you can see his pubes and top of dick held up from pants held up with his belt only. He starts ranting to me about the civil war and racism being bad etc then complains about the price of hot dogs and makes one to which his little friend stumbles to pay for it. He is so creepy I'm starting to put my hand on my pepper spray as he gets more belligerent.

They eventually leave and 2 minutes later the other guy comes in and steals a corn dog and bolts out the door, they drive away in the wrong direction, I should have called the police on them for DUI but no one got hurt so it's ok. A real glimpse into that "freaks come out at night" meme

>>10160184
Jesus.

>>10143553
It's really the niggers and muslims anon, we are all of an age were we were taught not to be racist but meet enough criminals and you will see a stark trend of them all being dark skinned. Crime and general ignorance of rules and ettiquette are 90% perpetuated by muslims who give no fucks about you any inconvenience they have caused you. This is what creates division you think people are stupid ? No they see how the dirty foreign hordes of non whites act and make up their own minds.

>>10160200
Don't be an asshole. Why should they give a fuck about your social norms? They didn't grow up here. They were raised with their own understanding of appropriate behavior.

>>10160210
>move to another country because it is better
>don't try to assimilate to better country because 'reasons'
>get offended when said country's people calls them inappropriate because of lack of assimilation
>watch new country start to spiral down the loo
fuck off retard

>>10160064
>working shitty min wage job wahing dishes
>doing etra hours cuz I want new computer
>finally got cash, go to buy computer
>Dell computer prices are higher than when I first picked out one I want
>complain to buddy
>how long can Dell jack up th

>>10160210
Well they should keep their backward ass in the third world if they can't live in a civilised one. If you don't know the rules of the game people don't want to play with you.

>>10160352
>civilised
Look who's talking.

>>10145398
Is she a boomer? Boomers are the fucking worst in grocery stores.

>>10150891
>>Give her fries
>>'these are too hot'
Fuck that dumb bitch, fries are tastiest when they are hot enough to melt your lips before you even bite into them.

>>10160417
Are you implying only bleeding heart liberals are civilised because they give the dark hoardes gibsmedats to keep them quiet and to satiate their white guilt ? Filling your country with trash isn't the definition of civilised kid.

>>10160511
Nope. I'm implying that you've given yourself away as living outside of civilization.

>>10160511
It's funny how bleeding heart liberals want to flood their countries with peoples who are diametrically opposed to their progressive ideals. Gay marriage, let alone not killing gays, isn't a top priority in Africa or the Middle East. Neither are women's rights, being pro-choice, acceptance, separation of church and state, secularism in general etc.

Yet when white people non-violently and calmly assert differing opinions (ie not conforming to the current flavour-of-the-month PC ideal/cause), they are evil, backwards, retards. But it's great when Muslim men force their female family members to submit and cover their bodies because it's a different culture and different (non-white) = great.

>>10145704
>being this mad about nonsense
feel sorry for you pal

>>10145167
my nigga, been here since 2005 too. grorious /b/ of long ago is dead, it will never live again.

>>10145398
u should give her the business

I've been here since maybe 2008 or thereabouts, I can't remember exactly.

Angie memes were big but by the time I arrived, she was gone. Pink Himalayan Salt Guy was peak /ck/ for me.

>>10160352

fucking Irish come to America, papist mother fuckers, breed like rats, daughters don't fuck, incense and candles in their "churches," fucking boozaholics every one, should I go on?

>>10160531
>ie not conforming to the current flavour-of-the-month PC ideal/cause

fucking a right

a "gun owner" is a gun nut, plain and simple
wake up America

line cooking sucks - have to make stuff over for waitstaff who forgets to tell you about the special way the customer wanted it made. Also they were always bitching about stuff while flashing huge wads of cash they would make from tips.

>Best job, conf center buffet cook. Cook different things every day in huge amounts. Sous Chef was a maniac. He was crazy talented, but getting worked hard. Once they had him make an ice carving for easter, he didn't want to do it, but did it anyway. So we are rolling out the easter buffett for 1,000 + people and he wheels out this ice carving that is basically 2 rabbits fucking. The restaurant GM sees this and freaks and is trying to push the cart back in the kitchen, while my sous chef is screaming at him to get out of the way and that the scuplture is a mother rabbit carrying a baby rabbit. He did shit like this for the whole time I was there and never once got in trouble. He always successfully played it off on English not being his first language & cultural differences.

>>10142106
Senpai wa baka desu*
:^)

>>10157614
at the place i worked in new orleans we had buy one get one thursdays. i think i'm missing part of my soul after a few of the worst ones

>>10147199
virgin warrior vs chad dragon knight

>>10143606
You work at Big Y. I know because I fucking love Big Y

>>10142091
Man this takes me back

>>10145787
Bruh..

>>10145331
I worked at a entertainment complex (glorified arcade with rides and laser tag) and as much as I liked the higher management as people they pushed that mentality too much. Had one family come up to ride the ride I was operating and couldn’t let one parent on due to not having a ride band to accommodate his child who did. You’d think to just to let them on, however this happens quite often and this was one thing I never let slide. He got heated and wanted our on-the-clock manager. I called him down and after a minute of taking he just let the guy on.

>>10162464
You sound like a prick.

>>10151723
>>10151728
You bank workers deserve everything plus some that happens to you
Every shit customer I deal with ends up being some fucking bank teller on break giving the 17 year old taking their order attitude and throwing shitfits because they want fucking jalapenos for free on their sandwich

>>10155758
The whole country is white trash. You have to be to willingly let hordes of subhumans into your country with open arms

>>10145787
Jesus Fucking Christ anon

>>10162553
I’m a prick because I decide to enforce the rules put in for the company to make money?

Flawless logic.

I work at a store with an average 1 star review

Ask me anything

>>10163330
Is it a chain or an independent shop?

>>10163375
none of your business desu

>>10157405
fucker

>today
>working in the deli
>old lady approaches the counter and coldly asks if we have anymore sweet slaw
>"Let me check the walk in, be right back"
>"fine. Thanks"
>some fucker put it on the very top shelf
>step on one of the lower shelves to try and reach it
>foot slips
>frantically grab onto a nearby shelf for support
>My elbow knocks a huge half sheet cake to the ground in the process
>it's ruined
>whatever, at least this bitch gets her slaw
>exit the walk in
>coworker: "she said she didn't want it anymore"
>mfw I was only gone for one minute
>mfw the cake was due within the hour
>cursed out by manager

Fuck u bitch. Thanks a lot

>>10163388
if you're not going to answer questions, then shut the fuck up

>>10163619
Tell your manager to spring the money for a stepladder or you'll report him to OHS, and if OHS doesn't do anything you're going to call the company's insurance provider. There's no excuse for that shit.

>>10163619
Blaming an old lady, and not your own manlet self. Next time stand on a bucket you 5"6 homo

>>10163627
All we have are these ancient rusty stools with fucking wheels on them. I could've grabbed one, but i decided against it because a) I was trying to be swift and b) I've had them slide out from under me more than once

>>10163628
Fuck u i am only 5'4.
Old ladies are the worst customers. Pure evil 90% of the time, though I will admit the other 10% are angels on earth.

>>10163388
>>10163625
That wasn't me

It's a chain.

>>10163788
Is it a chain or an independent shop?

>>10142831
ya exactly why I never want to go back. find something in which you aren't handling jackholes and dont even have to look at a phone. Shit is worth it.

>>10152568
I’ll bet you also remember dumb shit you laughed at before and start grinning and giggling like a fucking psychopath.

i worked at several restaurants over the years and luckily i never had a problem other than blacks

>work a pizza place that closes at 1am
>12:45 get an order for a single turkey sub with a bunch of random shit on it
>neighborhood is known to be ghetto and sketchy
>go anyways
>roving packs of negros everywhere
>park on the side of the building and sneak around the back to avoid a set up, if there is one
>get to apartment
>AINT ORDER NO FUCKIN SANGWICH MANG
>OOOOOK and drive back to clean the place up
>excited aa man calls
>WHERE MY SANGWICH AT BRUH
>tell boss i went there and some dude answered and was like i didnt order anything
>man proceeds to yell at boss etc etc
>boss tells the guy to GFHS and hangs up
>toss out sandwich because it was soggy and disgusting

>get order for ham and pineapple pizza at guess what time?
>12:45am
>boss tells me if its a bullshit order just take the pizza home and eat it and if its not just keep the whole amount of the order + tip
>drive to ghetto neighborhood, realize the house number doesnt exist
>just go to buddys house and eat the pizza

we used to flier neighborhoods after school when there was a lull between lunch and dinner and id always flier newer neighborhoods or white areas because i know theyd order and tip well. im not sure how these niggers found our place because this was pre internet really and everyone paid cash back then. i used to carry a chefs knife in the palm of my hand under the pizza bag when i went to strange places just in case...

>>10145726
im kinda bummed bc surf and sport closed their location in the walk.

there used to be a really good bbq spot next to the auto store on university, im not sure what it is now but it was run by these two obese black dudes from georgia and the food was on point.

>>10163661
>All we have are these ancient rusty stools with fucking wheels on them. I could've grabbed one, but i decided against it because a) I was trying to be swift and b) I've had them slide out from under me more than once

AGAIN, all the more reason to make his ass spring for a ladder.

>>10164402
Bullshit
it's impossible for someone that works at a restaurant to never experience chinese or mexicans

>>10140289
that’s cute anon.
you sound adorable

>>10152024
Every time a cop asks for one they get locked the fuck up.

>manager defends you from shitty rude customer
Is there any better feel?

>>10164505
>customers defend you from a shitty rude customer and then praise you afterwards even though you're not the manager

That's a better feeling

>>10164595
>At Subway with chad coworkers
>Downie woman in front of us in line
>Family of bogans come in, Maori dad, white wife and 5 kids
>Downie is trying to order her regular sub (she always orders the same thing)
>Bogan kids are running wild
>Parents completely ignore little shits
>One of the shits starts playing with downies walking stick
>Downie starts shaking looking angry
>Cashier asks kid to give it back
>Kid ignores her
>I tell the kid to give it back
>Big mistake
>Dad already shuffling other kids outside
>His wife goes off like a bomb
>She's screaming at me "Don't youse tell my kid what to do!" in the biggest bogan accent
>Coworkers pipe up "Anon's right this really too much"
>She's still screaming
>Eventually police arrive and the woman storms off
>Left perplexed and sickened by what I've seen.

>>10152143
It's worse when you have to manage them. And the being black myself just compounds the issue because they act like I owe them something.
>work in a warehouse training for production line lead position
>old boss and most of the team going to a new line that opened up while I take over the old one
>new line opens up earlier than expected, boss leaves early and I have to take over half trained and train the newbies myself
>literally all the new hires are black
>goes fine the first week, let everyone go 30 minutes early on Friday because we finished production and there's no real point in standing around
>next monday around 9PM(we leave at 11:30PM) get "AYO BOSS WE GOIN HOME EARLY?"
>tell them no, that was only because we finished early and only 30 minutes at that
>"MAN SHIIIIEEEET"
>so it began
>"AYO CAN WE TAKE AN EXTRA 5 FOR BREAK"
>"AYO YOU GOT A DOLLAR I CAN BORROW"
>"AYO CAN I GET A RIDE HOME 2 TOWNS OVER"
>no
>"MAN SHEEEEEEIT"
>tell them we're working a mandatory 4 hours on Sunday
>took threatening to fire them to actual get them to come in for the mandatory hours
>"AYO IT'S BEEN 3 HOURS SO WE GOIN HOME IN 15 MINUTES?"
>nigga I said 4 hours
"MAN SHIIIIEEEET"

I can't take this for too much longer.

>>10164647
Oh oh course you're one of the BASED niggers. Fucking hilarious, thinking that you deserve to be accepted

>>10164646
>work in convenience store
>10 minutes to closing
>I'm cleaning the Deli and getting ti ready for tomorrow
>cashier calls me over
>there's an issue with some tomatoes
>apparently they're not scanning at the right price
>As I also work in produce I know how much the tomatoes are supposed to be
>due to someone fucking up with the POS Descriptions which I never knew about, the tomatoes came up as 'Roma Tomatoes' which were completely different to the ones she is trying to buy
>suddenly this bogan bitch decides she needs to chime in, saying I need to charge her for the cheaper price because they're on "special"
>They're the wrong tomatoes, there were tomatoes on special, but the lady has picked up the wrong ones
>I take the lady over to Produce to show her what tomatoes are actually on special
>fucking bogan bitch decides to follow too
>still piping up, making it very difficult to do my job, tell her to be quiet as this doesn't concern her
>owner comes over to see what the fuss is
>Try to explain it to him but this bogan bitch keeping talking over the top of me
>he decides to just give them to the lady for free
>tell the bogan bitch the situation has been dealt with
>suddenly shit starts going down

Cont.

>>10164660
>the bogan bitch has a problem with my attitude, start abusing me
>at this point we're about 5 minutes away from closing and she's causing an issue because she's actually in the smoke line, so a line is starting to queue
>turn my back to her and just give her one word responses, basically not interested
>this angers her even more
>starts abusing the cashier even though he's done nothing wrong
>owner just sorta disappeared after he thought he dealt with it
>as the most senior member I decided I'll just take charge
>tell her to basically knock it off
>starts getting louder
>parents start screaming at her because they have kids and she's swearing
>one of the customers is trying to start a fight with her
>tell the cashier to just scan her stuff and get her out of here, all while she's screaming
>raise my voice for the first time at the customer, telling her she is creating an unpleasant situation and that she needs to grab her things and just go
>calls everyone a 'fucking racist'
>we all just laugh
>at this point she's been humilated so she attempts to grab her things and leaves
>leaves her bags at the counter
>1 minute later comes back in
>everyone groans
>accusing us of her groceries being stolen
>yeah no, I tell her they'd be with the lady you 'defended'
>leaves while calling everyone racist
>takes 20 minutes to clear the line
>apologise to every single customer for what happened

A few days later a few of the customers who were witnessing it, came up to me and congratulated me for the way I handled myself and the entire situation. Felt good.

And this is why I hate Sydney people

>>10164672
Logan and Ipswich are worse., and don't get me started on suburban Cairns

>>10164677
I'm from the coast so I get Sydney tourists a lot, especially in Summer. They've got this massive chip on their shoulders, they expect like, award winning customer service. And where I live, you ain't gonna get it.

>>10164672
You hate Sydney people because you had a bad experience with one person out of an entire crowd? Sounds like you are racist after all.

>>10164680
No they always tend to be rude one way or another, it's just this bitch was just the worst. She wouldn't listen to a thing anyone was saying.

>>10164655
what could possess someone to act this racist on a food board

>>10164683
I had a friend tending bar down the gold coast during the Jeff Horn fight. Bogans fighting all night apparently, as soon as they got a couple of jim beams and cokes in them.

>>10164687
It's 4chan first, food board second.

>>10164697
4chan isn't /pol/

>First job was at a gas station
>First week I learn how to run the EBT machine and it's simple enough
>Start doing graveyard after my training is over
>Big homeless area
>One crazy guy is trying to get food with his EBT card
>He's piled up a bunch of junk food
>M&M's, Sour Straws, other sorts of candy, chips, soda
>Nothing that would actually nourish him or satiate hunger so I mentally register him as a retard
>He's paying and his EBT gets declined
>Tells me to run it again
>Realize his shitty card is fucking BROKEN IN DOWN THE CENTER and taped up
>Have to punch the fucking number in manually
>In order to get to the screen on the register for EBT manual input you have to go through a couple menus
>This took me several tries because it was my first week and the only time I ever actually had to do EBT manually, ever
>While this is happening I can see Mr. Taped Card's shifty klepto eyes darting around
>EBT gets declined again
>"No run it again it should be fine"
>Declined again
>"Sorry it looks like your EBT is out"
>He's looking at me like I'm going to offer to buyhis fucking candy for him
>He realizes I definitely won't
>Makes a big huff and grabs all his junk, moves to go put it back where it was
>I don't offer to keep it behind the counter because it's 2 AM and I'm scared of weirdo in my store
>He's making glances at me while putting stuff back because he's probably trying to steal shit
>Of course I'm looking at you there's no one else here and you stink like a murder
>Comes up back to counter
>Asks if he can use the bathroom
>Bathroom is outside, give him the key
>A few minutes later he returns the key and leave
>manager arrives around 6 AM and asks me what the fuck is wrong with the bathroom
>Wtf i cleaned the bathrooms when my shift started
>Walk into bathroom, piss and shit EVERYWHERE
>Shit smeared on the walls, in the sink, piss all over walls and floor
>Mfw I got to go home after telling my boss about the guy and the next shift had to clean it

>>10164697
>the "I came here from funnyjunk in 2015" poster in his natural habitat

For you East Coasters, you may or may not have seen when Food Lion hilariously tried to rebrand itself as a "different kind of grocery store" and changed their stores to Bloom. Here are so,e stories:

>"A different kind of grocery store" was our motto and every kept asking me what was so different. To this day I still have no idea. Management would get mad at me for saying this but even they couldn't tell me what's different.

>Fired long time customer service manager who knew how to run things for an affirmative action hire that brought the place into the ground.

>Fired our butcher for getting stabbed trying to stop a shoplifter.

Now for some customer stories:

>Shoppers coming in on Wednesday when new sale started trying to get last week's sales prices. Yelling at memkike I had anything to do with it.

>A couple dudes freaking out that the credit card machine had the audacity to ask them if they wanted English or Spanish directions. Like red in the face yelling that it's America and we speak English here.

>Getting yelled st by a customer because the grape bags were unsealed and they dropped their grapes. Obviously cashiers fault.

>People leaving entire orders on my conveyor belt as they ask after they offload groceries if we take American Express (we didn't)

And my personal favorite:
>Countless people asking me why I worked at a dead end job.
>MFW

After the 3rd time I finally decided enough was enough and joined the military. This was 10 years ago. I am still in. Because getting shot at, screamed at, and living in 3rd world shitholes is still way better then working as a cashier in a US grocery store.

>>10164719
>Fired our butcher for getting stabbed trying to stop a shoplifter.
I would fire that retard as well. What do you find objectionable about it?

>>10164721
He literally said "hey put that back" and proceeded to get shanked. Guy had a family to provide for.

>serving in high up scale restaurant
>wild boar rack special for the day
>kitchen tells me to recommend meat temp at med-rare as past med it's basically garbage shoe
>heard
>most customers are down for this badass boar
>right off the bat suggest medium rare to all customers
>if they argue for medium or well I explain it's a lean meat, if they would like to try it first at the medium rare temperature first and if they don't like it we can always cook it more, but can't uncook it
>every customer down for this, loving the boar. shit is badass
>except one
>"I KNOW HOW I LIKE MY PORK AND I WANT IT WELL DONE"
>fine
>put that order in
>kitchen of course bitches to me about this
>sorry my man, customer always right and all that shit
>they cook the man his leather
>the man bitches his meat tastes like leather
>wants me to send it back, give him the pasta special instead, and take it off his bill
>fuck it, do all that because why argue
>none of the other vulture servers or cooks wanna eat that shit
>so a $50 meal ends up in the trash

>>10164719
Lean how to format posts you fucking dumbass

>>10164754
I'm typing on an iPad half drunk fuck off faggot

>>10164757
>tabletposting

Try drinking everything in your house and never waking up again.

I prepare whole roasted pigs and lambs, sometimes bbq as well, but im the one in charge when i cook beans stew with bacon and sausage coins as i call it, 2 large pots for when the boss decides its the specialty.
Since the place i work in is know to be the best and fastest one to deliver a whole spit roasted lamb or pig, we get a lot of orders for large festivities, like weddings, baptisms, slava's, christmass...
When muslims order whole roasted lambs for their weddings, i piss on the raw lamb.
I inject piss into it and salt it less than usual, salts in the piss enrich it.
I cut it perfectly tho, roast it to perfection pack everything like im doing it for myself.
If they order the bagels as well, i sprinkle my dandruff and piss in the bowl for the dough.
The more they order, the more i piss.
Nobody ever complained.
Muslims eat my piss soaked food and i etch a line on the cleaver every delivery

>>10164924
oic

>>10164934
bujrum

>xmas in retail
>wild customer appears
>"do you have any of that chocolate"
>sir, we carry several hundred brands and varieties of chocolate, which one are you looking for
>"the one i saw in here last time"
>mfw

or

>"where are your razorblades?"
>walk with customer to razorblades section
>"do you have the ones i use"
>what brand are they
>"i don't know"
>what colour is the packaging
>"i don't know"
>can you describe anything about the razors to me so that i might be able to identify the ones you use out of the fifty or sixty we have here
>"i got them here before"
>sir/madam, i'm sure you can appreciate it's difficult for me to figure out exactly which product you are looking for with no description. I don't know what razors you got here last time
>"but i got them here before"
>ffs

or

>"where's the nivea"
>which nivea product are you looking for
>"nivea"
>sir/madam, nivea is a brand name, they make a tonne of different products. are you looking for moisturizer, shaving cream, lip balm, shower gel...?
>"i just want nivea"

>>10165006
Why do people just turn their brains off whenever they walk into a store

I refuse to believe customers actually function properly if they act like they do in the store all the time

>>10165006
>an item gets discontinued a year plus ago
>customer charges into the store demanding the item
>Madam, this item was discontinued a year ago
>"but I go it here before"


>customer looks confused
>"where is the saffiebow"
>The what?
>"you know saffiebow"
>Can you describe it?
>"its a saffiebow, black"
>what does it do?
>"Hold things"
>turns out customer was looking for an item they didn't know the word for, couldn't speak English well, and tried asking for an almost unrelated thing

Saffiebow is safety box which was supposed to be Cash Register.

>>10140405
People were saying Desu when I was on /b/ in like '06 lmfao

>>10145704
wtf is a c and do ya'll not know it's winter right now

>>10165043
Here is what gets me

>customer is at the check out line
>they are having trouble reading the credit card machine
>"whats the buttons say, I didn't bring my glasses today"
>they looked like they were having trouble seeing at any distance as I watched them stumble around the store

or completely just ignoring everything around them
>refrigerator pipe ruptures
>coolant leaks into the store
>as we are getting everyone out of the store someone drives up and rushes to the door, pushing past all the the staff blocking people form entering
>"Sir we are...."
>starts shaking the door and starts yelling to be let in
>"Sir there is a coolant leak and..."
>"I WANT IN RIGHT NOW I DIDN'T DRIVE ALL THE WAY UP HERE TO GO BACK HOME"
>"Sir you will die if you enter the store"
>"FUCK YOU THIS [COMPANY] IS SCAMMING EVERYONE AND YOUR AWFUL IM GOING TO THE PLACE ACROSS THE STREET"
>storms off to his truck and drives off

It amazes me people can get out of bed.

>"Wow the prices here are awful everything is so much cheaper at X store"
>Shops here every day, multiple times a day

huh.

>>10165096
At my walmart, we have a guy who comes in, starts filling up his cart, yells how awful the prices of some items are, reaches a boiling point after about an hour and then starting yelling loud enough so that a ASM will talk to him, then will swear off walmart and shout out how evil we are, goes off to finish buying his stuff, and then returns in two weeks to repeat the process.

>>10152570
>be you
>manager asks can you cook
>you say yes
>turns out you can't
>it's obvious to everyone
>you quit
haha ya guys that place sucked, they barely paid me

>>10155758
every country has poor people

>>10139813
>take guys order asks for cheese burgers extra mustard
>buddy in back tells me to come look
>he stares me in the eyes with a dead look as he smashes the mustard cannon over and over.
>he wraps it up
>I serve it
>guy comes back
>" I asked for extra mustard not fucking mustard sandwich"
>actually feel bad we fucked with this regular
This is the worst thing I've ever personally seen at a Canadian McDonald's.
One time towards the end of my career I laughed out the speaker when they asked if we had anything healthy.

>>10165096
If I had a dollar for every freaking time a customer said that I would not be working

>>10160352
name one thing you contributed to your civilization

>>10165213
kek

>>10164647
You're still a nigger, though.

>>10164715
Lord forgive the next man's soul

>>10164915
this desu

>>10146192

>>10165006
>mfw
>no face
>mfw

>>10154762
he's a security guard, not a mercenary or hitman.

>work in maximum security prison
>coworkers are assholes
>inmates are bigger assholes
>intense Boredom gets the best of us

>working on a keeplocked company
>all of the inmates are kept locked in their cells except for rec and showers
>you have to hand them their meals through the cell door ports
>there are several different kinds of meals to cater to Muslims Jews, and vegetarians
>give the quiet inmates who know their place the proper meal
>tell the idiot assholes "as shucks, looks like we're out of chicken patties. Have a universal"
>the universal is soy noodles and an apple
>no one fucking likes it
>eat the copious excess chicken patties and chocolate milk with the other COs in our office

>doing midnight rounds
>have learned how to walk so quietly my keys don't even jingle
>halfway down the company I see a laundrybag being dragged
>tiptoe towards it
>hear "PULL NIGGA" from a cell behind me
>jump forward onto the string
>bag was full of prison brand jerky, chips, and chocolate
>confiscate the 'contraband and keep it as snacks in my desk
>turns out the guy was paying off a debt and got the shit beaten out of him for being unable to pay

>inmates can get outside items in two different ways
>the first is the commissary, the prison store
>they need to make a list of what they want
>if an item is unavailable when they come up to the window
>tough shit no substitutions
>always tell the shitheads that at least 25% of their list is out of stock
>always manage to find a box for a decent inmate

>second way is through a disbursement form
>basically a money order that the officer on duty needs to approve
>spend hours reading their scrawled notes
>most are for porn and manga
>some are for bulk candy or dried goods
>if they have shit taste in porn/manga/food I purposely fuck up the form
>forget to sign it, stamp it, stamping it wrong
>they don't find out about it for weeks and have to fill out another one

>Working for catering company in UK
>Get driven out to this country church in the village from hot fuzz
>buffet table and seating area in this big tent
>kitchen crammed into the side
>no running water
>no anything
>old man shows up early with his retarded son in his 30s
>wearing tweed suit and gold rimmed spectacles
>i go to man the buffet
>we're supposed to help the customers identify the food, allergies etc, help them when needed
>guy makes me do it all while he stands back from the table
>go to hand him the plates
>he walks away
>i take them to his table
>hand them to him
>5mins later he calls me over as i'm setting the other tables
>asks for mustard
>i go check kitchen
>ask chef
>no mustard
>go back to tell him
>what? no mustard? well, do you have anything else
>tell him we have mayo but i'll have to take his plate as we don't have any bowls to put it in
>he scoffs and says fine
>this whole time he looks pissed off as fuck for no reason
>laugh about the professor plum looking fuck in the kitchen with coworkers

>>10165270
i didnt know weeb shit was so popular among max security inmates

>>10151846
i do the same thing because i am paranoid about the intentions of other people

>>10156046
how old was he? i bet he was schizophrenic

>>10165292
It's basically 4 different kinds
>bleach
>Naruto
>DBZ
>rurouni kenshin
All shit taste, not even something halfway decent like Salt, Dragon Head or Kumo Desu ga, Nani ka?

>>10163619
>stepping on a shelf to get to a higher shelf, which is dumb, unsafe, and something they tell you not to do
>fall like a retard
>"wtf bitch i din do nuffin!"

Nigger.

>>10165346
>ruroken is bad

cmon bruh

>>10164754
Yes, using the proper format on a Honduran fish juggling forum is very important. Kys.

>>10165357
Well I can see why a bunch of pedophiles would enjoy it

>>10164672
But you didn't handle the situation well. Why didn't you just fucking give the chick the tomatoes for the special price, you kike? What was the difference? A dollar? Two? You could have diffused the situation earlier but chose to be a little know-it-all, by-the-book faggot and make her pay the REAL price. Furthermore, I am not sure how the laws are in your little Commonwealth country, but at least here in Canada if you have a price on something and it isn't the right price, tough shit. You can't mislead customers. Give her the price that it says on the item and then reprimand the worker in private later.

The woman that started all the bullshit was right to call you out. The screaming and shit that happened later, ya, that was fucked. But again, you should have dealt with the issue with more tact.

I would have reprimanded you, too, if I was your boss. A business is about making money, not about trying to get assholes to be nice. Let the assholes spend their hard earned money and just give them a shit eating grin and ignore them.

>>10165096
Oh fuck me, this.
I've had customers demand me to reduce items because the item is cheaper at this other store.

I really wonder how people manage to afford their weekly shopping if they get mad over every tiny thing at a store. It can't be welfare, I used to put through £140 a week for these fat fucks as a cashier.

>>10165096
>comes to the gas station I work at
>"wow, that's expensive. it's X dollars at Y store"

MAYBE GO TO THE OTHER STORE THEN? IT'S A FUCKING GAS STATION

Or people who come to use the ATM during normal business hours who complain about the ATM fee when they could just go to their fucking bank.

>19yo
>working as food server/caterer/drinks at races in victoria
>tent hold 10 fuckwits and 3 of us
>1 guy cuts the meat and gives it to them and the other 2 of us pour the drinks
>old bat in green dress asks for champagne
>chuck it in her glass so it all froths up
>"obviously you aren't a professional waiter"
>i say "luckily you are a professional drinker'
>she freaks out
>get moved to the public bar which was manned by a fat bitch with massve pointy tits so whenever she turned to get something her tits knocked the bottles off the shelf
>spend my day opening cans of premix rum for maoris and getting hit on by milfs
>get tipped $50 for being a 'good boy'
>use it to buy weed off a guy on the bus back home and loop out at home at 2am to some infected mushroom.

also

>first day as waiter
>i dont put one foot in front of the other, shoulders move a bit
>can do everything apart from the tray of drinks
>10 beers to table x
>fuck
>waddle over there with the drinks freaking out held the try like a pro balanced
>take one beer off, unbalanced, all of the beers collapse onto some guys' brand new armani suit at 10am.
>he just sighs and looks at me and i say "fuck man i am so fucking sorry"
>they all laugh and he gives me $20

>>10165571
Reddit, the post

>>10164719
Don't yell at memkikes

>>10165631

i have never been on reddit mate what is this obsession with reddit? i came here after 9 years of /b/ and it's shit

>>10165571
>they all laugh and he gives me $20
Damn, that's some bro tier stuff.

>>10165709

man i was so fucking embarrassed ay.... like as i took the first crown lager off it just all fell out of my hand right on him and he just went "fuck" and looked at me. We need to remember this was at a horse race and high chance he was just happy i missed his upper pocket that was full of low grade aussie cocaine! Some other old chick that day told her husband to leave me $50 because i laughed at her shithouse jokes.

>>10143553
Jew here why don't you fuck off I'm trying to enjoy this thread you fucken soulless cattle.

<blog>
Not really a job but here we go.
>a few days ago I visited a friends place
>they do buffalo wings with fries, basic but good
>friend wants to open a foodtruck that does wok stuff
>he's showing me this teriyaki chicken that will be on the menu
>he fires up the work and I can already see he's not that good with it
>he throws the onions first, so they are gonna be burned
>throws in the marinated chicken thighs second, pretty big chunks
>looks like they won't cook through
>he gets in some of the marrinade into the wok together with the thighs
>instead of searing them they start to stew
>he forgets to throw in the bell peppers
>adds in the teriyaki sauce and brocoli
>only at the very end he remembers the water with starch for thickening
>serves it to me and a few employees
>as expected, the chicken is a bit raw
>the sauce is too runny
>the peppers are not cooked through
To be fair he was trying to make it as fast as possible since he wants to have decent speed of serving.
At this point the work in the restaurant picks up and he has to leave me.
>clean the wok
>cut the thighs into smaller pieces
>blanch the broccoli
>get the wok nice and hot
>start with the chicken
>throw in the onions next
>event get a nice flame up to the vent when tossing
>peppers and brocoli after
>finish with the sauce and the starch
>because of blanching the brocoli I accidentally added too much water to the work
>had to boil it a bit longer to reduce the sauce to nice consistency
>serve to two of his employees
>they try it
>"it's okay but it took too long"
I wasn't mad, but it was mildly annoying.
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>>10164697
>an anime forum is inherently racist

>>10163661
>5’4
Unless you are a girl, you may as well kill yourself.

>>10165438
Nigger logic at its finest.

>>10165662
Jesus dude it took you 9 fucking years to get tired of /b/?

>Taco Bell a couple of years ago
>manager was some Mexican teenager always barred out of his mind on Xanax
>me and my buddy come in for our shift from the parking lot
>lobby is full of fucking angry people yelling at the staff
>they look at us as we walk in in uniform
>”finally maybe you guys can make my burrito”
>look at friend with “fuck me” look
>get behind the counter and the order board for drive thru has wait times of 40+ minutes
>ask druggy manager what’s going on
>he mumbles high as a kite that he doesn’t know what the fucks going on
>we decide to get this dude fired and call our store manager
>tell her dudes on drugs
>she calls in our entire staff and we make tacos and burritos and Mexican pizzas as fast as our privileged white hands will go
>I’m lucky enough to hand out the orders and get bitched at every time like I was the one who caused all this
>we drank beer in the bathroom that night

>store is being renovated
>bigwigs decide every old scale needs to be replaced with new fancy networked touchscreen ones
>cool i guess
>first day to use them finally arrives
>seem to work fine for a minute
>then they all bluescreen or freeze
>somehow this causes the checkout terminals and inventory system to also shit the bed
>entire store is completely offline for a couple of hours
>go back to using the old scales for a week or two

>junkie couple try to refund a couple hundred dollars worth of food
>all of it is from walmart and paid for with food stamps
>our store is not a walmart
>"look, it says right here on the box, if i'm not satisfied, i get my fucking money back guaranteed! false advertising is a fucking felony!"
>senior manager comes over to deal with them after he hears swearing in his beloved family friendly establishment
Is it even possible to get cash refunds for SNAP purchases?