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Haven't seen a food gore thread here in a week or two, what's the deal?

>> No.10135947
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>> No.10135955

>>10135947
what the fuck is wrong with germany

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>> No.10135965

>>10135941
>food gore
’sup, Reddit

>> No.10136165

>>10135965
You always post that in these threads. Maybe if you know so much about reddit you should go back there and stay where you belong, faggot.

>> No.10136218

>>10135951
I've seen this video a hundred times, but what the fuck is actually going on here? Can anybody provide some context (quick rundown)?

>> No.10136291

>>10135941
Reminds me of polenta

>> No.10136296

>>10136165
>faggot
'sup, Reddit

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>>10136296
Contribute or fuck off.

>> No.10136776

>>10135947
Is that to beaten or she building a military stronghold? Chocolate and tomato sauce? What are those brown blocks?

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>> No.10136924

>>10136789
Never saw it with sea food, only wih fish or meat.
The only thing from slav cuisine I can't eat

>> No.10137128

>>10135941
>chow
>fucking slop

>> No.10137141

>>10135947
is there a source?

>> No.10137158

>>10136924
>never saw it with seafood only fish or meat
>never seafood only fish
>never seafood
>only fish
Are you confused?

>> No.10137167

>>10136296
>'sup
Reddit.

>> No.10137181

>>10135947
I need to see the finished product

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>>10135947

>> No.10137284

>>10137158
you're right mate, it's because in polish we don't use the term sea food, we use "fruits of the sea" and it means only various kinds of shellfish

>> No.10137320

>>10135947
>Americans actually eat like this

>> No.10137350

>>10137320
If Americans eat like this, explain the language on the giant can of hotdog things.

>> No.10137360

>>10137350
>He's never heard of imported food
Good cover there amerifat

>> No.10137654

>>10137360
it says "pures leben" down in the corner though.

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>>10136776

>> No.10138526

>>10135941
So exactly what is the end product here? I just don't understand what exactly that is that you get out of it.

>> No.10138541

>>10135947
for the love of god post source

>> No.10139046

>>10137158
i thought seafood was like shrimp, lobster, oyster and fish was just like tuna and salmon? english is not my 1st language

>> No.10139865

>>10136761
Fuckin score! I come to these threads for inspiration for my board game, and this one's a fuckin gem. Thanks anon!

>> No.10139904

>>10139046
no worries my dude. Seafood is any food that lives in water. It usually means ocean (salt) water but also includes freshwater food too. Shellfish is any seafood with an exoskeleton, like shrimp, lobster, oyster.

>> No.10139910

>>10139046
"Seafood is any animal that lives in the water" is an American thing. In British English they call freshwater stuff something different I think

>> No.10139921

>>10136218
Original vid: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfbVkQHh8s4

>> No.10139934

>>10139910
I'd call it freshwater fish.

>> No.10139935

>>10135947
this just makes me sad and depressed.

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Please rate, friends. :^)

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>>10139921
>STOP EATING IT WRONG
HE EATS IT WRONG LOL

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Post real food gore or get out.

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>>10139951
ayyyyy

>> No.10140009

>>10135947
did she just deep throat that hot dog?

>> No.10140244

>>10137654
It was a German program about American gluttony, I watched it.

>> No.10140322

>>10138526
Dorito reduction you faggot. Do you even cook?

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>>10135947
Do Europeans really do this??? What the FUCK? WHAT THE fuCK???? WHAT THE FUCK>>????? WHAT THE FUCK??????? WHAT THE FUKKKK?????????????????????????

>> No.10140340

>>10139940
haha epic fail

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>>10138526
Something to throw out later when you can't think of a use for it.

>> No.10140370

>>10138526
Okay so when she turned the boiled doritos into that crumbly drained stuff that was her turning it into those concentrated soup stock cubes you can mix into water. That last thing with the shrimp I'm guessing she used some of it

>> No.10140384

>>10139966
double dubs on the luther vandross, wait wheres the bacon? The Krispy Kremes aren't grilled.

So this is a gore image.

>> No.10140390

>>10136218
The context is that he eats pizza like an autist.

>> No.10140454

>>10135947
I can tell by the way her mouth moves she's a fucking brit, am I correct?

>> No.10140470

>>10140454
It’s a German documentary about American eating habits. It’s meant to be allegory.

>> No.10141571

>>10139865
>board game

Explain.

>> No.10141764

yes. she burnt garlic in a wok, then proceeded to add hard, uncooked rice, eggs, some kind of mystery meat and peas.

special fried rice everybody.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-rj3gVOAnM

>> No.10141770

>>10135947
>X COUNTRY DOES THIS ? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.10141786

>>10137858
holy shit I just spat out my drink

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>>10135947
Oh that isn't the worst I've seen...
>lady layers on chocolate
JESUS FUCKING HRISTS;KFJAS;LDFJ

>> No.10141850

>>10137858
>Moooiiineeey

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>>10137320
>Same webem is posted twice an hour
>Same German logo
>Someone claims it's American even though it's clearly German
>Wait 20 minutes and repost for the same result
Never change /ck/

>> No.10141891

>>10141764
Goddamn i couldnt watch this. Worst shit in this thread by a long shot

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>>10141764
This is the first time I've ever come to /ck/, and this is the first thread that I've come across. Watching this video, specifically, physically hurt me. Why did it take me so long to come here?

>> No.10142041

>>10136761
That's not a normal pudding, it's made with suet and it's fucking delicious

>> No.10142053

>>10135956
I was wondering what was wrong with this until the watermelon came out. Absolutely haram.

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>>10136296
you are wasting your life away with anger

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>>10141764
oh my god what the FUCK
i think i cant feel the left side of my face
she has so many other videos too

>> No.10142733

>>10137360
No American like that is going to pay extra for imported food.
She’s German, or maybe Austrian.

>> No.10142759

>>10141891
>>10141998
>>10142467
>>10141764
You kids are so eager to jump on something without any critical thinking. This was clearly fake. Did none of you watch the taste-test?

>> No.10142826

>>10135947
>Eurofats eat this
>Eurofats actually eat canned hot dogs

>> No.10142907

>>10135955
lot's of things
however that is from a scripted TV show

>> No.10142944

>>10142733
She is German but she turned up in multiple shows which were all scripted and is getting payed to act like a retard and a fat cow. For instance she once tried to fry eggs on a tanning bed, ordered a stripper for her daughters birthday even though she was meant to order a clown, melted chocolate from advent calenders that were a decade old and ate the pizza she was supposed to deliver to people

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>>10137141
>>10137181
>>10138541
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfmyHWDNjeM

>> No.10143182

>>10135965
these threads were literally here before reddit you fucking newfag

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>>10143206
Thanks Doc.

>> No.10143678

>>10142759
Im not entirely sure, did you see how many other videos she had posted? Theyre pretty bad, and they all end with the taste test. Seems kinda self aware and meta for a random middle aged Iron Maiden loving British lady. Maybe its you who should think more critically pfffffffff nothien persoel kid

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>>10141764
>6 cloves of garlic

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>>10139966
I'd eat it

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>> No.10144022

>>10141764
The only good thing in that vid is her shirt

>> No.10144031

>>10143925
still would

>> No.10144551

>>10143925
>burnt plastic spatula

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>>10143074
>"Hey guys what's going on in this th-" :D
>"Oh mein Gott..." :|

>> No.10144839

>>10135947
this is like a cartoon fat person

>> No.10145008

>>10144551
You were pressing down on your sandwish, werent you sam?

>> No.10145334

>>10135947
I have never been offended by racism or sexism or whateverism. This shit on the other hand, fuck me.

>> No.10146366

>>10141764
Instant Constipation™! Just add bodily fluids!

>> No.10146448

>>10139966
Thats not too bad

>> No.10146502

Anyone have the WEBM of the gross mexican food that's ramen with doritos, cheese, etc?

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>> No.10146548

>>10135947
no way this is real lmao

>> No.10146557

>>10135947
I wouldnt be surprised if a murrimutt made this and put on the german logo just so they can say "lmao eurofats do this??"

>> No.10146570

>>10139921
holy shit what a faggot that dude is

>> No.10146573

>>10135947
The series in question, "Pures Leben" aka "Pure Life - In the Middle of Germany" is something called a pseudo-documentary. Basically, it's trash TV for our equivalent of white trash. The "actors" are mostly underpaid white trash themselves, and the stories, if you can call them that, are freely made up. So, no, while that woman is incredibly fat, she does not actually eat that way, she's just a normal fat woman paid cheap dolla to participate in this shitty series. They hope to create the same reaction most of you guys displayed: Disgust, and feelings of superiority.
Tl;Dr German people don't actually eat shit like this, but the guys who made the series are very good at creating clickbait

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>>10146502
What you're thinking of is spread, a common prison food across N. America.

I thought I had the webm but apparently I do not.

>> No.10146645

>>10146547

I would plant my face so hard into those things things.

>> No.10146671

>>10146623
>>10146502

https://i.imgur.com/ISIGS9r.gifv

>> No.10146687

>>10145008
IM GONNA PUT MY HEAD IN THE OVEN

>> No.10146744

>>10146557
I have never seen a can of hot dogs in my life. Only the Germans would think of something like that. I've never been a fan of German food either, it's the wurst.

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>> No.10146764

>>10141764

This thing bred, Jesus Christ