/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Meatloaf, mashed potatoes and corn

I'm directly responsible for the deaths of three people.

>>10112685
medium rare sirloin steak

Fried chicken with creamy macaroni salad.

I'd be relieved if my mentally ill sister committed suicide. She's a huge financial burden and source of misery on my old, ailing mom.

It's one thing to be a freeloader. She also bullies and abuses. She's just a nasty cancer. A ghoul.

>>10112685
Vepřo knedlo zelo. Pork, Czech-style dumplings, and stewed cabbage or sauerkraut. I don't even claim it's the best meal, but it's my absolute favorite.

Polish Kotlet schabowy which is pork schnitzel served with sauerkraut and potatoes and washed down with vodka
I'm an unironic fascist

Its a toss up between corned beef and cabbage / chicken corn chorizo chowder
I want to die

marshmallow fluff and peanut butter pears.

Stuffed artichokes, pasta with my grandmother's bolognese, and some fresh bread.

I set wildfires.

>>10112685
Naleśniki z serem.

>>10112717
Stories?

peanut butter on soft white bread and a tall glass of whole milk

Human flesh.

Southern now with smoked ribs & chicken, mac and cheese, coleslaw, cornbread, etc

I genuinely don't have a deep dark secret. I often wish my mother in law would drop dead and I worry that I won't be able to conceal my delight when she croaks. I guess that counts.

>>10113694

>chicken corn chorizo chowder
my man

>>10114136
Southern bbq. Fucking autocorrect

>>10112685
about once a year i sneak a bottle of Moet into KFC and eat alone, sipping champs out of a coffee mug and eating fried chicken until i am ready to die. Nobody has ever noticed.

My deepest, darkest secret: I catfish girls on omegle to see their tits.

>>10112685
Hawaiian pizza and beer.

I don’t really hae secrets but I guess I still haven’t told my parents I became an atheist about 7 years ago.

>>10112685
fries with cheddar and bacon

i have self steem issues and i want to dress like a cute girl

>>10112685
Extra Large cheese pizza, with 20+ kids of dipping sauces

Im a closet Liberal

>>10114231
Just want to say there's nothing wrong with you anon. Dressing like a girl is fun. Guy clothes are boring.

Steamed mussels in chilli tomato sauce

Sometimes i like watching girls give horses handjobs

a good roast, potatoes, veggies. I'm simple like that.

I once staged an armed raid on a tweaker's house and stole drugs.

>>10114239

>>10114239
>with 20+ kids

>>10112685
the extra spicy kebab from the fast food/pizza shop down the corner.

I think my mother is showing early symptoms of Alzheimer's, and I'm not gonna do anything about it.

anything sweet

i want my grandparent to die already.

>>10114239
>I’m a closet liberal
I too believe that a socialist democracy is objectively the best and most ethical form of government, and those who disagree are either ignorant or the malevolent parasites who stand to gain from the continuation of the current oppressive system.

>>10112685
The only thing that spoils round here is the milk.

>>10114555
>i want my grandparent to die already.
what does this have to do with sugary foods anon

Chicken Curry
I'm secretly a dog

>>10114563
>I'm an social liberal but an economic conservative

BBQ brisket, cornbread, beans, mashed potatoes, mac n cheese, coleslaw all simultaniously.

I sexually assaulted somebody the first time I got drunk off liquor and almost fucked up my entire life but she forgave me for the time being.
Also I once sent my ex gf a snapchat video of my cat drinking from my piss stream on accident. I lied and told her it was a prank and she believed me.

>>10113321
>Vepřo knedlo zelo
This sounds really good. Do you have a recipe?

Home made gyros
I jerk off to giantess porn

Grilled mackerel fillet. with white rice

I can't see women as human beings. I've tried, trust me. But I just can't respect them the same.

>>10112685
Red pepper naan and tea.

Legaly fucked a 14yo boy (thanks age of consent) who said online he wanted to fuck me. He knew me from almost year. We still ironicaly insult each other, share yaoi and shota pics or play tf2 together.

>>10115157
That's sad. Do you have any women friends?

>>10115219
That's probably the most degenerate thing in this thread

Burmese food in general

I molested one of my friends when we’re both 7.

Pulled pork sandwiches and condensed milk with some crackers as dessert


i stole a bag of chocolate coins when i was 8

I don't have a single favorite meal. I crave specific meals relatively frequently, but I can't really rank them effectively. In no particular order:
*Pulled pork, KC or Memphis-style sauce, fixins
*Papti Chaat, Chicken Tikka Masala with naan
*Sushi
*Pad Thai, yellow curry

>secret: derailed a train when i was a young lad

>>10115425
>derailed a train
not to derail the thread , but how?

I like a good lobster bisque

>secret: I work in a grocery store and rub produce on my balls, then jerk at home thinking about hot girls eating food that has touched my balls

>>10115436
basically just small rocks, lined up along both sides of the track. I was not trying to derail the train, but I was trying to crush rocks and pennies. there were so many rocks lined up, that when they were crushed into powder by the wheels, they lifted the wheels up and off the rails.

>>10115453
This happened in the 80s, when I was in the 2n or 3rd grade, and no one was hurt thankfully. I did not get in any trouble, as the railroad people never found out who did it.

>>10115443
Gets a little less sexy when you think about people feeding it to their children. Stop being a gross pervert

>Spinach & paneer curry
>I've been having a 5 month affair with a girl at work

>>10115486
>Gets a little less sexy when you think about people feeding it to their children.
maybe for you

Honestly, as trashy as it is, poutine. I'm a fan of food that can be adapted in tons of different ways, in general. Though I guess if you're creative enough, that's everything.

I am deeply unhappy in my current relationship, have been got years after trying everything under the sun to fix it, and I'm starting to develop a small crush on my boss at my new job.

>>10115511

*For years

Stupid autocorrect

>>10115219
I’ll pray karma arrives swiftly for you.

>>10115219
How old were you?

>>10115157

Did a woman abuse you as a kid? Just curious. I'm a woman who struggles with similar issues due to constant abuse by the women in my family.

Seriouseats' Peruvian Grilled Chicken sandwiches.

The only reason I want to live alone is so that when I eventually kill myself, nobody will be hurt by it

>>10115219
>Play TF2
Gay as fuck

Goulash.

I truly wish that people with skin dark like shit disappear for good.

Popeyes spicy chicken tenders
my dick doesn't work but I've told everyone I've had sex with 5 girls really I've just gotten to the part where my dick doesn't work 5 times

>>10115534
Are you a femanon?

Steak au poivre

>I can't get off to anything except ass-tearing monster porn anymore. Sometimes I think about being literally fucked to death and I'm kind of depressed that it's the only thing that gets me going anymore

>>10116786
They got pills for that, guy. It's really not that big a deal anymore. Just go see your doctor

>>10112685
(Amerifat) - It used to be General Tsao's Chicken until I found out I have Celiac's Disease. Now I can't go to any restaurant without thinking a waiter is plotting to kill me because of fad-dieters.

>>10112685
Tuna and avacado sandwich

I gave a plate of frosted cookies to my college RA that had my cum mixed into the frosting and watched him eat them. To this day, he hasn't found out.

chinese takeout chicken with mixed vegetables

im gay and a virgin

>>10116868
Oh I forgot my darkest secret. Um...

I don't want to die naturally. I want to kill myself when I find out I'm too debilitated or too old to take care of myself. The ol' Kavorkian scarf just like my idol Robin Williams.

>>10112685
Lasagne with bacon wrapped asparagus and Dauphinoise potatoes

I was directly responsible for a girls attempted suicide and the only girls I have ever slept with have been my friend's partners.

>>10117290
Neither of those secrets are luckily not connected.

Sesame chicken and lightly battered jumbo shrimp on a small bed of chopped onion served with spicy sauce.

>>10117321
Oh, and my secret is that I've swindled dozens of people out of around 100k by now. Usually on expensive gifts and such.

Poutine
I'm into fluffy abuse.

>>10114563
Are you sure your favorite food isn't word salad?

Also I don't agree with your politics at all, but will refrain from telling you what I think in order to prevent you from digging your heels in deeper.

Favorite meal: coq au vin and mashed potatoes, or haggis, neeps and tatties with Irn Bru.

I am deeply, deeply attracted to fat girls, and I also have farts and scat as a fetish.

My homemade pizza

I ruined my chance at a happy life with a solid 8/10 woman (9/10 if we count her looks) because she lied to me about her divorce (she was embarressed to be divorced so young) and due to certain events in my life I was incredibly mentally ill and saw her as someone who was trying to hurt and use me to cheat on what I believed to be her husband. If for some reason you are reasing this Claire, I am so sorry for what I did to you. You were a better friend than I deserved.

Wood grilled chicken with dried tomatoes and any sort of creamy cheese.

I've loosened the nuts slightly off one wheel to neighbors who have pissed me off, they don't make it far.

>>10112717
>>10113759
>>10114131
>>10114136
>>10114555
>>10115219
>>10115425
>>10115443
>>10117290
>>10117326
>>10118177
you are all beautiful people >:D

>>10115585
Only 19.

No particular favourite, but I'm very fond of chicken and rice dishes of all varieties.

I masturbate almost exclusively to simulated snuff porn. That's probably the only thing I wouldn't admit to anyone and it makes me sick to think about.

I came really close to killing myself one afternoon when I was about 20 or so.

I even had a last meal.

I went to McDonald's and got a double quarter pounder, 4 nuggets, and small fries. I don't think I finished the fries.

I got on the bus listening to Bathory's Call from the Grave while crying silently. I got off the bus and walked down to the railroad tracks. I decided not to step in front of the train at the last minute and just mooned the Amtrak passengers.

I went to work that day happier than ever and never told anyone.

>>10118245
Thanks for sharing anon. I'm glad you're still here.

This incredible döner plate from the little fast food place next to the Segner square bus station of my hometown of Debrecen.

I do not care about anyone. Not about my mother, father, brother or grandparents. I say to myself, (and occasionally, to them) that it's because of how awful they are as people, (except for my grandparents, they've never done anything evil that I know of) but really, I don't think I could care given any set of circumstances.

Hot wings and seasoned fries

I'm like 95% sure i'm gay

>>10118254
Thank you. I was on anti-depressants for a while but stopped. I don't think about suicide anymore. I would love to cook you something, anon. What would you like?

Ribeye steak fried in butter and some thick cut fries

I pretty much raped a girl who was really drunk when I was 21.

>>10115578

Yes. Sorry for the very late reply.

I really like this thread btw. Thank you all for sharing.

>>10116810

I'm an idiot and half asleep and I meant to reply to you with
>>10118459

Sorry about that.

>>10118245
Tried as well did the short drop hanging thing and kinda came to and ripped it off my neck

T-bone steak well done with ketchup

>>10118245
>Bathory's Call from the Grave
>>>not listening to A Fine Day To Die

>>10118855
weakest song on the album desu

>>10112685
Perfectly seasoned grilled-octopus, and anything served in gastronomic French restaurants. also love homemade pie/tarte/desert

I hate niggers

>>10114239
>closet liberal
>eats kids

Colour me surprised

>>10115443
good thing I only eat packaged food

>>10114828
>secretly Mozart
I'll fuck a bitch in your name, meine kameraden.

Indian curry and briyani

I start company wars on /co/ and /tv/ for fun

>>10114848
i feed my cat my earwax. its such a nice bonding experience <3

I like pineapples on my pizza

>>10114136

A burger with a nice, T H I C C beef patty

I have a shoe fetish that's completely taken over my libido, I practically have no regular heterosexual urges anymore

>>10112685
Chicken strips.

I'm dating a girl with a 1 year old that isn't mine, but looks like me, blond hair, blue eyes, white. Not much of a secret anymore since my mom saw the kid. I'd slept with this girl before, mom might think it's legit mine.

Hungarian beef tripe stew with boiled potatoes

I hacked the facebook of almost a 100 girls, some of them my friends, to download their nude pictures and sex tapes

Chile con carne, red rice and beans.

I sexually assaulted my little sister. That's all folks.

>>10112685
Pizza with pepperoni and mushrooms, with a side of chicken wings.
I could never commit the act, but I regularly sexually fantasize about killing and eating my ex girlfriend.

>>10113898
based

>>10116818
Probs time for some no fap, anon

Ham hock and white been soup with a ceasar salad.

I took a trip to canada with my dog (female) so we could be legally married. Haven't told anyone about it yet, so there's that.

>>10118389
You're a psycopath, you just can't into empathy. Don't hurt anyone please.

Steak, mashed potato, and broccoli. It's a good, balanced meal.

Secret is that I want a girl to be aggressive with me in bed without me talking about it. I'm shy so it puts me at ease to know the upper limit of how aggressive i can get, but if i mention it they'll punch me in the face and shit.

Call me a noob, but anything Japanese, really. Takoyaki and sushi are my favourite.

My cousin kind of """"""molested""""" me very often when we were young kids (she is 3y older).
She'd lock ourselves in closets to force-kiss me -a LOT- or simply do stuff at night since we would share the same bed whenever I came sleep at hers. I hated it so much

We've always been really close, but I never ever ever brought this up. I'm not even sure she remembers doing this to me.
Makes me kind of sick when I think about it.

Dim Sum, har gao and shumai are pretty dope.
>>10120222

Same happened to me with my cousin, I have no way of getting closure about it cause he died young so my family has pretty much written it off as taken care of. I resent it but w/e

bbq eel donburi

i molested my 2 year old cousin and had her touch my cock while her mom was in the next room loudly crying over having to file for bankruptcy

I LOVE beef strogonoff made with with uncle ben's rice, cream of mushroom condensed soup, and chunks of ground chuck beef.

All assembled in one 9x13 casserole dish and baked until delicious.

>>10120222
>>10120288
>>10120361
three cousin molestings in a row, wew lad

>>10120222
>>10120288
>>10120361
>>10120410
and the post numbers go trips, dubs, and singles

>>10120379
That sounds like something my mom would have made when I was a kid. I'll have to try it

Probably a professionally cooked pork belly. I once didn’t wipe my ass good enough and had sex and could smell my asshole while pounding this chick doggy style. She never said anything, and I hope she never does.

>>10112685
Ramen with steak(medium rare), soy sauce, broccoli, hot sauce, onion, and an egg

Chunks of pork shoulder

Roast beef subs with onion, hots, mayo, provolone, horseradish, and pickle

Those motherfucking pepperoni hot pockets dipped in honey mustard

Ceasar salad

Milkshakes with creme de menth so that I can hide that I'm drinking around children

Monster and Mountain Dew

Motherfucking chicken strips

>>10120536
Same shit happened to me but it was the girl that didn't wipe her ass right. Nasty af

Tacos

I faked it until I made it and now I'm /fit/, married, have a house, car, etc but still wish I was dead but can't seek help for my issues because it'd blow my normie cover

>>10120620
sex got that stank sometimes

>>10118205
To hell with you.

>>10117326
tell me your ways

A bloody steak with compound butter and a glass of merlot.

I am constantly filled with rage and anger. I sometimes try to instigate fights to see if anybody would try me, but 100% of the time niggas don’t. I think 99% of the male population are effeminate weirdos and that includes you, faggot

>>10120845
Literally just pretend to be female on the internet. Make friends and enter relationships and you'll be able to make beaucoup bucks. It's tricky sometimes, but other times you find the perfect suckers and they spend hundreds on you monthly just because you ask nicely or "need" something.

>>10120668
Therapy is seen as a normal thing these days. Get help anon, your life is worth it

>>10116932
you sound nice to chill with

ramen
i fap to shemales

>>10112685
Mac and Cheese. Sometimes I pee in my room mates sink while I brush my teeth.

>>10114103
Don't just fucking say that and leave. We need details

>>10112685
When I was growing up my dad would make this simple dinner when he was having a rough day. He called it RMT, which stands for Rice.Meat.Tomato. Basically you combine a pound of cooked ground beef with a cup of rice, a can of tomato sauce, and two cans worth of water, salt and pepper. What you end up with is a surprisingly good, surprisingly flexible base from which you can make any number of things.

You can add paprika to make a bastard goulash.

You can add cheese and onions to make a sort of hamburger-helper-esque thing.

You can add a bit of vinegar and herbs to make something vaguely italian.

You can add chilis and corn to make something vaguely mexican.

I know /ck/ wont think very much of it, but my girlfriend still makes me a pot of RMT whenever Im having a shitty day. It takes zero skill and only one pot to make, and with a little ingenuity you can have pretty much whatever you'd want to eat anyway.

>>10122077
*tomato soup, not tomato sauce. Thats my bad.

>>10114563
So you're in favor of people with lower IQ and work ethic being able to continuously vote to take away from the hard working and the intelligent?

That's what it comes down to. In a free market everyone is at the place they're supposed to be.

>>10112685
Instant mashed potato topped with instant gravy and cubes of cheddar cheese

Giant Brisket baked potato with baked beans,sour cream, cheese,bacon, side of potato salad, pound cake and Coke Zero.


I have an almost insatiable submissive nature that I fear may never be appreciated or understood by a loving man.(last bf made me feel like a weirdo for it :( )

>>10122135
Are you actually submissive, or just lazy?

>>10122174
Absolutely not. I've been looking for about 3 yrs. after my last long term relationship I'd like to find someone to give myself to 100%, all in. The goal is for life.


Just haven't met that good guy with a dark side yet.

Chinese takeout.
I met a dominatrix and had a pretty long session with her. Ropes, gags, spanking, face sitting. Not sure if I enjoyed it, she did tho.

Liver and onions and I rape

>>10122000
I have literally only pissed in the sink for several years now. No reason to use the toilet.

>>10122397
disgusting faggot.

>>10122469
nothing wrong with it

>>10112685
beef rendang
I have given at least one person herpes potentially much more and I didn't disclose I had it to them.

>>10122621
you mean just like the pimples you occasionally get on your lip or full on genital boils? Different types of herpes.

A huge breakfast: eggs over easy, hashbrowns, bacon, swedish pancakes with lingonberry butter, coffee with cream, orange slices, maybe even a mimosa or two.

I'm 26 and only had sex once, it was with a close friend who I was in love with. I asked her if she wanted to date, and she told me she just wanted to be friends with benefits. I said no because I wanted a serious relationship. We're still friends but I'm pretty sure she's seeing some dude and hasn't told me yet. I feel like an absolute fool.

bun cha, secret heroin addiction

>>10122642
genital herpes its not as bad as full on boils for me. Its more like small pimples once a year.

>>10122900
I have those too, get them around my lip but it just looks like normal acne. Doesn’t really bother me desu.

>>10113658
you're just a tastelet who cant deal with black pepper and you would clearly be considered a degenerate in any fascist regime worth their salt

Pizza Rolls

i can't cook

>>10118415
Steak and taters

>>10112685
>>10123069

pizza and beer

A good medium rare mushroom swiss cheeseburger, fries, and a couple beers.

I sucked both my brothers dicks was i was a kid. we were all around the age of 10 more or less. Didn’t turn out gay, just somewhat feminine.

>>10123145
lol, niggaaaa
some people might find that hot, just don't let the girl know until after you're sure neither of you truly want a kid and want each other more first.

Chicken fettuccine alfredo
I'm terrified of home invasions but I fantasize about them because I really really want to kill someone with my shotgun legally.

My mom makes a chicken noodle soup with the stock from a whole chicken, the meat from the chicken, and angel hair pasta with carrot slices (usually just canned) that she puts black pepper, basil and rosemary into because she knows I use those in literally everything. And a loaf of freshly baked Italian bread, that I slice for butter and cinnamon sugar.

Everyone thinks I'm living at home for financial reasons but I can support myself. I know that my parents won't live much longer and I'm trying to spend as much time with them as I can. I'm in my twenties. And an aspie. My parents and pets are the only living beings that give a true shit about me. When they're gone, I'll keep adopting pets most likely, but everyone else on the planet can just fuck off.

>>10120872
> someone doesn't want to beat the shit out of you over nothing
> hahaha such faggots

>>10122310
Please be a cutie and live in Italy, thank you.

>>10123084
Oh anon, OP asked for a secret.

Bump

>>10112685
Pulled pork BBQ. Got my wife and another woman pregnant. Ex wife lost the baby, girl I was seeing on the side had hers.

I love chinese food and beer.

>Once impersonated a tranny amputee to get nudes from my best friend.

>>10122135
Most women are submissive but if it’s really extreme it’s a red flag that you’re a crazy biatch so

Pierogi or mostly any seafood

It's obvious I'm pretty feminine, but no one knows I've sucked a couple of dicks and been fucked. I've also made out with a couple of friends when drunk and I dunno if they remember

Sinigang na baboy, it's more of a comfort meal to me

I feel like I'm constantly stagnating as a person and I want to get away from it all. I haven't felt genuine loneliness or want of human attention in years and I wouldn't mind moving around place to place without knowing anyone if it weren't so difficult to do so. I hate anyone even knowing anything personal about me and I would fantasize about getting plastic surgery to make sure everyone who knew about wouldn't recognize me. Thanks for listening to my blogpost

>>10124560
Trust me, everyone knows. They're just too polite to say anything to you

Carbonara. It's easy, delicious, and cheap. Takes ten minutes to make at most. I make it when I'm drunk and if I got drunk more often I'd be a fattie because of it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AAdKl1UYZs

I had a nervous breakdown after someone on IRC swatted me and spent something like 8 months hiding and sleeping in the woods. I'm better now but I still get anxiety attacks if there's a knock on the door.

cold, plain pizza

i am the zodiac killer

this thread is fucked. that being said, gotta contribute.
>fav food
either uni or good caviar. Love salty, fishy flavors
>worst thing
pretended to be a girl online to ERP with boys all through high school then fucked a bunch of girls in college and cheated on my gf. Sometimes I still make boys think I'm a girl just so I can freak them out after

Cedar smoked Salmon

I fantasize about being gang raped while I'm crossdressing

Pulled pork sandwiches with a jalapeño honey BBQ sauce

I've killed 4 puppies

Pad Thai

I fantasize about my husband's friends raping me

>>10123526
Are you me? My mom's health has been on the decline lately and I worry that I'm gonna lose her. She the only person I give half a shit about.

There's this bar about a block away that has the best goddamn burgers and fries I've ever had.

I fantasize about killing myself almost daily. When my mom kicks the bucket, I think I'll finally do it.

>>10112685
Raw eggs, broccoli and chicken breast.
Fuck you fight me.

Idk, tacos

Im half the posts in this thread and have made up all the stories

Who is your favorite female fighter?

>>10112685
Roast chicken over root veggies with a shit load of garlic and potatoes.

I have a hard time taking most women seriously when it comes to anything relating to critical thought until I've heard them actually make rational points multiple times. They don't have to confirm my beliefs for me to take them seriously, they just have to prove they have two brain cells to rub together. This isn't really the same for men when it comes to me judging them. Most men get put on a level field and I only think less of them when they prove they can't think critically, and even then I care a lot less than I do when women prove they can't think critically. I have no idea why I think this way and I've tried to change this multiple times but I just can't.

Crab Rangoon and Lo-Mein

I have jerked off in a bus before

>>10124586
Eh maybe they suspect the stuff but it doesn't really matter. It's not like I'm actively hiding it just not flaunting it, but it's still a secret as far as confirmed facts go

>>10125129
>I have jerked off in a bus before
my fave porn to watch

>>10124687
Antonio Carluccio is so comfy, he looks so much like my grandpa too...

>>10112685
Chef boyardee mini ravioli and peanut butter sammy

>>10112685
Lamb vindaloo, with 2 pieces of Garlic Naan.

Pretty much everyone in my generation of the family engaged in incest in our teen years. During family parties, we would be upstairs fucking while the adults were playing cards downstairs. We're talking 10 related teens at a time going at it.

>>10124687
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AAdKl1UYZs
F

hot dogs.

the love of my life just left me and I don't think i'm going to make it through the night.

>>10126068
>hot dogs

Did she cite you being a manchild as one of the reasons?

>>10126081

no she said she wasn't in love with me anymore.

>>10125060
you can’t change biology
you’re redpilled and dont even know it

Curried egg sandwiches.

I converted to Islam for a few years in my teens and never told anybody.

>>10126139
Curried eggs, now there's an idea

Potato salad
I had sex with my 10 year old sister when I was 8 and never had sex again

Pizza, beer, donuts, and a side of chicken wangz.

I actually want to be a special forces agent for the CIA or another private intelligence agency some day, but I'm scared that this little incident with a bullshit counselor that happened years ago might actually exist by the time I try to join the military, or might be found by the time I'm out. And I fucking hate knowing I have to lie on my recruitment papers for anything more than smoking weed

Bacon and eggs with a cup of coffee.

I once had raw sex with an escort. Moaned my ex's name. Came inside. While we cleaned up she said "I bet your really fertile". And something about how i look like her fiance.

I wsh i were kidding. I think and this everyday. I think about my ex every day. I want this pain to end.

I wish i was kiddin about this

>>10126387
Next time, maybe you should try being the one gives.

>>10126393
*the one that gives

>>10126393
>>10126405
What the hell are you two saying?

>>10126258
>fucking hate knowing I have to lie on my recruitment papers
Don't bother lying, no one gives a shit nowadays, people in the highest levels can't get cleared. CIA prefers people with a checkered past for certain kinds of jobs, lol.

Raw oysters with one drop of tabasco and a tiny squeeze of lemon.

I used to piss and cum directly onto every of the wedding for like every week once for 12 years straight and nobody knew but all ate it every time sometimes small shits too

>>10126468
>directly onto every of the wedding for like every week
what did he mean?

>>10126480
Parents bought him a new phone. Still figuring it out.

>>10122106
*dingding* we have a winner

>>10112685
Khachapuri
It's just so good

>>10122106
Free market philosophy only applies when the market is free. When the wealthy own the politicians, the market ceases to be free. Laws are passed to provide tax breaks to the wealthy, and discourage competition. Even now, small companies are dying as international businesses sell their own foreign produced goods to a tax free holding company in the grand caimans.

The result is this:
Company produces a good for 10 cents.

Company sells the item to a holding company in a low tax, or tax free country for 90 cents.

Holding company sells to the US based portion of the company for 95 cents. (This 95 cents sits in the ledgers of the holding company, providing no stimulus to the US economy)

US company sells to retailers for 1 dollar, paying taxes on 5% of the actual profit

This of course kills any small competition that can't afford to get such a distribution system up and running, as they can't sell for the same price, as they actually have to pay the tax on the full profit margin.

Bonus Stage. Republican president offers a one time tax holiday on cash transfers from international holdings. Because that's what you paid the lobbyists to do. You need that money back into the US held company at some point.

I was young and dumb once too. But as you actually read economic theory, you will see constant warnings about the dangers of the hyper rich controlling regulations. Which is what is obviously happening now.

>>10112685
Probably purée and chicken or beef and salad.
i once jacked to underage girl pic, like 10 yo and come in it
>inb4 nigger

>>10126468
>Raw oysters
*vomits*

>>10126661
Logistician here, the difference between that 10 cents and that 90 cents is ate up really fast by packing, shipping, taxes, and storage

>your favorite meal
Lasagna. Ziti. Or cheeseburgers. Mac and cheese is a favorite as well.

>your deepest, darkest secret
I was molested by my older brother and I've never admitted it to anyone aside from those "deepest secret threads" on 4chan.

Brisket, ribs with corn bread and mac and cheese on the side.

I used to fuck hookers a lot.

>>10126828
Puree and chicken???

>>10127185
i molested my younger brother. we should get together.

>>10126409
I'm trying to say, you sound like a very needy person, and needy people are typically the ones in relationships who fail to give as much as they receive.

>>10126834
I'm eating these as i type this. Delicious

>>10127340
I'm not into dudes. Trust me. I'm fapped to literally everything except for CP, giantess, feeder porn and anything else that's just plain retarded and not sexual in anyway. I'm fapped to gay and shemale porn...didn't do anything for me. Although I did find out with my current girlfriend that I like getting my ass licked and ate. She wants to finger me but I'm not into that shit.

>>10127328
or puckin puree

>>10127361
I found a pearl!

>>10112685
Crab soup

I'm very sympathetic, enough that just reading through this thread makes me somewhat disgusted and contemptuous at all the evil shit people in secret threads like these admit they've done. I've also always been intensely paranoid of pretty much everyone/thing and scared that anyone I come in contact with is going to kill or betray me when all I want is to live. Like I literally have nothing to live for other than playing video games, listening to music, and jacking off. I care about nothing else anymore. But unfortunately I'm black and none of that matters to anyone since I'm simply just a nigger who's ugly and gets mad easily. Anything I do is pretty much just stereotypical, even not acting like a stereotypical nigger only makes me into the stereotypical "black guy who acts white" or "that black friend I have that enables me to be racist"

Ironically though, I do wish I could kill. Any time I see someone being a scummy nigger it makes me really angry that they're just allowed to get away with it. If I ever fly off the handle and end up doing it, I wonder if people will just label me as just some typical nigger.

>>10126432
Are you implying public, one time assassins are employed by the CIA? I don't think these people get caught on camera enacting revenge for the sake of a dead man.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special_Activities_Division

>>10127459

>>10112685
chicken massaman curry spicy to the point it hurts
i used to work for an internet suicide web chat thing and i got some tajik girl who's rectum was damaged by the amount of anal sex her exbf had with her to send me noods

>>10126924
Realist here. If that is true, why have a subsidiary off shore? Keep clinging to your Randian ideals. Logic bedamned. You read a book in high school, and you will stand your ground, no matter how obvious the failures of the free market are in your life.

Ask yourself.

Do you feel able to pay for your college education by working during college?

Do you feel that you are able to buy a house that you will pay off in a few years, or will you be shackled to mortgages until the day you die?

When you buy a product. Do you feel that it will be well built, and with minor maintenance, be usable for 20 years?

Your great grandparents had all of these things. When it started to slip, our government put in regulations like the Sherman Antitrust act to protect consumers.

It was Reagan's assault on antitrust laws and every subsequent administration's unwillingness to touch the free market sacred cow that has led to the people living their lives in debt to a few large corporations. Stop drinking the fucking kool-aid. You will never be the massive success you think you will be. You weren't born into it.

bacon egg and cheese salt pepper fry sauce
ive been using course hero for my online classes for 5 semeters now

>>10127468
Bruh. Shitheads on the street are perfect in terms of deniability. An intelligence gathering org loves that. No methods are off limits to these maniacs

some form of wild game stew or soup, simple and tasty. And of course with the offal.

I fucked my girlfriend's sister a week after we started dating. My gf doesn't know

>>10128893
>5 semeters
2.5 years
wowee anon whats your major?

This thread is full of normies who got to have deviant sex experiences super early
How is any of this fair

>>10112685
Pho, with lots of heat and cilantro.

I want to peg my husband, but he's generally afraid of butt stuff.

>>10129556
Surely you can find someone online who would be willing ;)

Grandmas cabbage rolls with sour cream and a side of toast or maki sushi rolls, salmon and california. Can’t decide. Really I don’t think I should have a favourite.

Definetely bisexual and find some dudes attractive but find the whole gay sex shit super gross and completely dislike penises. Not sure what to do about it especially if I end up crushing on someone attractive. Also never had an experience with another dude so not really sure about it anyways.

>>10129469
healthcare admin

siu yuk

I tried to find child porn once

>>10118855
my boy

KFC style Hot Wings
>I diddled with boys when I was a kid.

Liver and Onions

I once tried to live trap and breed squirrels in my garage, for shits and giggles. I got bored and strangled them instead. I still live trap and strangle the occasional squirrel, though usually I just drop the trap in a bucket of water and watch them drown.

Did you know it takes about the same amount of force to crush a squirrel's ribcage and spine as an orange? Also, they'll still try to crawl up a tree, even though they can't move their back legs or breathe.

It's fun to watch and see how far up the tree they get before they pass out and fall. Sometimes they dog manages to catch them out of the air.

>>10129489
>expecting life to be fair.

Found the millennial.

nice try feds

>>10112685
Soup (any basically)

I wish my mother's side of family died a horrible painful death (including my mother and brother)
if trans people weren't such cancerous scum, I'd probably consider to present myself as the other gender

Steak and eggs
I have a LOT of fucked up fetishes that I would die if people knew about

Chicken katsu curry

I was molested and I liked it

>>10122323
Hot

Either spanakopita or anything with soba noodles.

I hate my family and moved far away so I wouldn't have to deal with them anymore. They're also a large part of the reason I don't want kids. When I was younger they were emotionally abusive to the point I almost killed myself one night and had frequent suicidal thoughts and a really fucked up childhood. I'm better now but still resent them. They pretend none of that ever happened and tried to gaslight me on it, but I remember.

>>10115219
>Legaly fucked a 14yo boy
That's hot. tfw burgerstani. When I move to Japan I hope to do this! /ss/ is god tier, young guys are so appreciative. When they get around 18 they're ruined because they get demanding and entitled. They don't get good again until 30, where again they are appreciative, this time with fine honed skills.

>>10116818
Patrician.

>>10122106
>In a free market
Free markets only exist in textbooks.

>>10122106
>in favor of people with lower IQ

Believe it or not, you're not actually entitled to a better life because you were able to get an education as a kid.

stay angery though

>>10127460
Frog legs sauteed with butter and garlic

Jesus and I love you, anon :)
Also, you're a nigger only if you act like a nigger. You don't sound like one

>>10127460
Given your hobbies we’d probably get along well. I hate niggers but i have absolutely no problem with law abiding, personable black people.

>>10127460
shut up nigger

>>10131065
Kys

>>10131087
get hung porch monkey

Coconut cream cake
I can't get hot or really feel much at all unless someone else is crying or getting hurt

>>10131100
I'm white but thanks anyway. Being mean to other people for no reason won't make your life any less sad.

>>10131120
get hung race traitor*

>>10131124
Go tongue trump's asshole you absolute waste of oxygen

>>10112685
Mi mamma's spaghetti Bolognese! She always makes some for me when I come over.

I can only get off to traps/dickgirls and girls getting forced by big dick monsters.

>>10131273
no thanks, gay ass rimming is more for cucked nigger loving faggots like you

>>10129762
deranged.

Bagel with cream cheese, lox, caper, onion, and tomato.

I killed a kid that tried to mug me in Gary, IN.

>>10112685
A top sirloin steak, potatos roasted with rosemary and garlic and a gravy from the deglaced pan

>>10131369
Bruh...

>>10112685
A good French dip sandwich

I forced my neighbors tv to only play porn channels for about 3 months

And egg sandwich on french bread with ketchup and fries

Not really a secret or anything, but I get kinda sad when people don't care to actually talk to me like a person because of my skin colour. I don't really understand the idea behind hating someone over something as silly as their skill colour or whatever. I just want friends.

>>10119082
That's okay. We all do.

Stews & soups of all kinds, I'm a basic bitch.
I've publicly masturbated an awful number of times, a few times I even gave into some latent scat fetish I'm ashamed to have.Usually that meant I'd just shit myself while giving myself wedgies(another fetish) but once I was in some guys yard at night & after doing a hanging wedgie where I shit myself I hopped down & just went to town jerkin it while covered in shit. I almost got caught that night but just barely avoided detection. I wish I could say that's the last time I've publicly fapped & did scat stuff, but it's not. Nothing's ever been as bad as that night, though

>>10122106
>In a free market everyone is at the place they're supposed to be.

creation of a free market requires the creation of commodities out of things not created for consumption, notably labor (humans), land (nature), and money itself.

These cannot be fully commodified without the destruction of the very fabric of society and the world we live in. Free market economics always necessitates protectionist legislation to prevent the market from having full control of these fictitious commodities (see: every attempt at free market economics ever).

Fuck me why are econ nerds so stupid

just a plate of spogeddy with some big ole meatballs
i got a slow cooker going in the kitchen with some meatballs right now actually

>>10114136
oh me too except with my brother. i wonder if that's worse

>>10114239
Absolutey halal post

Chicken breast, rolls, mashed potatoes and corn. Basically the stereotypical "southern" chicken meal.

I was very mentally abusive in my first relationship and no longer allow myself to date out of fear I will do it again. I just tell people that I don't have time to date and that's why I'm always single.

Pan seared beef nearly raw. All I eat is meat and all I drink is milk. I’ll have an occasional potato

>>10132424
>I was very mentally abusive in my first relationship and no longer allow myself to date out of fear I will do it again. I just tell people that I don't have time to date and that's why I'm always single.

this is me. sad kek

>>10114563
>everyone’s equal

Oh, sweetie...

>>10133517
>everyone is equal=everyone is the same

>>10131851
That’s genuinely saddening, where are you from anon? Also does egg sandwich mean fried egg?

>>10126661
this is so dumb it is the "ketchup on well done steak" post of economics.

>>10127459
>>10127361
pretty dope, they aren't Apalachicola oysters are they? looks great anon

>>10127468
damn that red carpet with green walls looks dope.. I may do that in my den or something

>>10127749
oh god I just read your second post and I'm even more disappointed than my first post. This is true ketchup on steak quality here.

>>10129489
>normie
Lurk moar newfag

>>10112685
Baked chicken with mashed potatoes made by my mother. I am sad because she is dying of kidney disease so I may never get that meal again.

>>10134123
Why is that a secret? That's exactly something you shouldn't keep a secret. Spend some time with her. Ask her to teach you how she makes it.

>>10115141
What’s that I don’t wanna look it up

>>10116887
This is the reason I will never accept gifts

>>10118170
How old were you anon

>>10122736
Is a Swedish pancake like a Dutch baby or a big Yorkshire pudding

>>10124699
Pics or it didn’t happen

>>10114174
actually jealous of your lifestyle

>>10114848
holy fuck

>>10134399
23, she was 26. I grew up without any friends and my first relationship (age 16) lasted a year. She mentally and emotionally abused me. We were only intimate in private, later I found out it was because she was fucking in the double digits amount of other guys behind my back. I tried to kill myself during the relationship and by the end I had lost any of the "friends" (people that tolerated me because I was dating her) I had. Then at the end of the school year I was molested by a fellow student.
I kind of just mentally shut down towards people after that and was only hanging out with this guy who would threaten to beat me if I wouldn't drink as much booze as him. So for like two years I'm just getting wasted with this guy. Then I met her and she completely tore my defenses down and taught me how to trust again. Unfortunately I had no idea how sick I actually was and my fear/paranoia overwhelmed me and I verbally lashed. When I realized it was all in my head it was too late, she was so hurt and our friendship was destroyed.
I kind of needed it to happen though because I would hate to think of how much worse it could have been had we started dating.

>>10134369
Here's your 'ro, anon. That'll be 19.95$ plus tip.

>>10120361
oh its the same anon from the /k/ thread
ps. m1a is a shit

I love beef with pickled cucumbers in brown sauce (with rice as a sidedish) made by my grandma or mum.

Also love good burgers, Bún bò Nam Bộ, venison in general (wild boar meat in rosehip sauce w/ Czech dumplings in particular), sarma cabbage rolls, stifado (Greek stew with pearl onions) and egg banjo sandwiches.

Secrets? Jerked off to a shitload of dubious Russian "teen porn" in the computer room at my school. I don't really feel that bad about it, though, cause that was in my teens (let's say 13 - 16) and the girls I searched for were actually my age. Still kinda surprised noone ever found out (school, police, NSA, whatever), guess that the early 2000s were the golden era of the Internet.
Also sucked my brother's dick and he sucked mine when we were kids. Didn't have a lasting effect on me, but my brother (older) eventually became a gay furry (which the rest of the family doesn't know yet).

>>10117290
>lasagna and potatoes

>>10135073
What's it with furries and homosexuality. I've never met a furry that is 100% straight.

>>10114136
I wish I would drop dead. Not much of a secret, though.

>>10122310
I hope to find someone like you one day

Either a nice sushi dinner or pork braised in chili sauce.

I once tried to molest a friend's dog, but stopped since she (the dog) wasn't into it. First time I've said this anywhere, so that's good to get off my chest.

Green Curry

I pretend to be single when asked because I love being orbitted and rejecting men so much.

>>10119288
How?

>>10135199
I don't lie about being single but I do like being flirted with even though I'm married. Wanting to feel attractive is a perfectly normal thing. It's disrespectful to your partner to pretend to be single though

Curry steak over rice

I'm currently dating someone 6 years younger then me. It's legal but I don't want to tell my family just yet

Popcorn chicken from KFC.
I almost set a forest on fire while camping and making soup.

>>10112685
gumbo with beans and rice and sweet tea
>i'm pretty sure i killed a guy in new york, still not positive

Scrambled egg with bratwurst slices and gouda. I have bisexual tendencies.

peanut butter on homemade white bread with a glass of soy milk

my husband doesn't know I'm vegan

>>10131369
greentext?

Chili spaghetti
>I'm a hardcore national socialist

>>10135765
How can you not be sure?

>>10136262
i mean i was over 150 storeys up, i can't tell from that height

>>10136241
degenerate

>>10136188
>my husband doesn't know I'm vegan

Oh, your husband definitely know's you're a little vegan. He's just using you to hide his own secrets.

some good sloppy southern bbq

i'm a high school sports coach and i think i've fallen big time for one of my graduating seniors. she's seven years younger than me and i'm very close with her and her whole family. i think they'd be incredibly uncomfortable if they found out

>>10136241
>That's his deepest darkest secret
>He's ashamed
Cuck

>>10134335
I just feel like if I told her my feelings it would probably make her feel upset, and I just don’t want to bother her with anything she doesn’t feel like doing in the moment. I just want her final days to be peaceful. She’s a lot closer to my sister anyways. When you have kidney disease even so much as standing for a few minutes can be an exhausting experience. All I can say is do attempt to take care of your health and watch yourself for diabetes because this can be an end result from all that nasty medication you have to take.

Asian rice with curry chicken

I always think to mysef to start a new life by distancing myself from my family and friends and living by myself.

>>10136567
>i think they'd be incredibly uncomfortable if they found out

no shit.

>>10136322
Gonna need some context

>>10112685

Steak sandwich, sourdough bun, horseradish mayo

Tried to perform surgery on my childhood dog. She was this 16 year old lab that had mammary cancer (ie. a grapefruit sized tumor on her stomach). My dad neglected to do anything about it so one day I took her to the shed and tried to cut it off with razor blades. It got really bloody really quick and I gave up. She ended up being terrified of me for the remainder of her life.

>>10133772
I'm from Florida. It gets kinda bad here, but not as bad as some other states thankfully. And yeah, fried egg.

>>10137007
How old were you? That's the weirdest fucking thing posted in the thread, congratulations I don't know if you're a sociopath, highly empathetic or something else

>>10137039
He's no sociopath. Anon probably wanted to do something instead of watching but failed because inexperience.

>>10112717
>>10136322
Just tell us you pussies

>>10137911
long story short, i brought a frozen ribeye steak to the top of the rockefeller center and slid it through the fence and it fell all the way down

Nasi Goreng

When I was a little girl I made a necklace by sticking a pine needle through the eyes of 4-5 small live fish I had caught.

I realised, after watching them impaled and jerking in agony, that I had done something really vile and shameful. Don't know if I ever told anyone

Macaroni and cheese with peas, god tier comfort food.