/ck/ - Food & Cooking

quitting for real this time guys

Posting from last thread

>a bottle down in the last 6 hours
>7 first year college students moving in to my house in 6 hours

Maybe I can maintain my composure long enough to fuck one of them before I vomit all over myself and die

i ate like 3 tablespoons of metamucil yesterday. had a couple real good shits.

>>10119006
>>7 first year college students moving in to my house in 6 hours
Are you the landlord?

>>10119005
I'll drink to that

>>10119006
pls post pics of their gineys

>>10119011
No hes a snuff porn producer and they are all interested in dying on camera.

>>10119000
wife discovered all of the empty cans/bottles in the recycling yesterday after i told her i was cutting back a couple weeks ago. i stash them in a closet and take them out the day before the recycling pickup but she ended up taking out some cardboard right before the pickup. fuck.

>>10119011
Nah I'm just 22 years old and still living in fucking university campuses like a loser

>>10119018
I'll try

>>10119027
its all so tiresome.

>>10119000
>Have had weeks where the only times of sobriety I remember have been spent on the shitter, letting out hours of slop before blacking out again.
Does anybody else feel sorry for their neighbours?

Let's hear the friday night plans

>>10119118
gonna buy some weed
will probably smoke it

>>10119118
Drink
Drank
Drunk

>>10119054
its a dangerous part of alcoholism. eviction is a real threat to us.

>>10119138
Can you even imagine being a homeless alcoholic? I think I’d kill myself day 1

I'm a student working on my PhD; So I am really getting a kick out of most of the replies and comments in these threads. Some of you guys are very good at making it sound like you know what you are talking about. But trust me.... you don't. I think that most of you just want to make yourself sound smart, when in reality you don't know what it is you are talking about. This is how bad info gets passed around. If you don't know about the topic....Don't make yourself sound like you do. Because some people here are young and impressionable/believe anything they hear.

>>10119164
More like a PhD in gayness amirite?

what a fucking moron

>>10119146
ive been homeless for a total of 11 months. two different times. 8 months once, 3 months the last time. being flat broke makes it easy to be realtively sober. you definitely cant afford to stay drunk unless you sell your ass or mouth to scumbags and serial killers (which i didnt do)

to be honest, in terms of relative stability, those were good days. mostly sober, mostly healthy. the only thing that made it horrible is lack of privacy. you never get time alone. no peaceful space to jerk off, no peaceful sleep. but other than that, having no money really lessens your alcohol intake.

>>10119164
people with only booksmarts are useless. the good councilors ive dealt with have plenty of experience with real addicts as well as book knowledge. people like you who are still in the learning process have nothing to offer anyone but cringy rhetoric

You're all wonderful human beings and I love each and every one of you.

I literally can’t stop shitting

Help me I think I have an STD!

>>10119245
fuck off fagot

>>10119271
Literally every STD is treatable by a doctor now. Many of them can even be cured.
Why are you asking /ck/ for help?

Also; am I the only alcoholic here who isn't also hypersexual? you guys seem to stick your dick in absolutely anything.

>>10119274
le edgy 4chan man

>>10119283
I've sworn off all physical contact and relationships

>>10119045
>22 years old and still living in fucking university campuses like a loser

I know that feel bro.

>>10119290
I wouldn't go that far. Don't have kids, though.
I've nothing against addicts as long as they avoid having kids.

>>10119327
agreed

enjoy your personal hell on earth just dont pass it along.

>>10119317
prob reveals my identity a bit if anyone reads this but

10 years ago, in 24 hours, to the exact hour, a dude killed himself on the university in the exact building I'm living in while he was drunk

Wat do to memorial?

>>10119332
Might as well post a link to prove that it's legit

http://www.bendigoadvertiser.com.au/story/686759/grisly-find-on-campus-us-student-dies-at-uni/

>>10119327
oops too late

>>10119283
There's an antibiotic resistent strain of gonorrhea that I might have contracted from a prostitute. Untreated chlamydia/gonorrhea can damage your balls and make you sterile.

>>10119290
This, celibacy is great. Way less drama.

Omfg it’s so shit being b& from driving. Second time, so even after the 3yr ban has passed I can’t get it back without being assessed and approved by a Doc, to whom I have to prove that I no longer drink. Just bought a fucking 2014 car in December 2015 and got banned 7 months later. Fuck walking. Fuck.

>>10119391
>implying

>>10119401
what are you implying here?

>>10119398
stop buying cars and just learn to take the bus you loser. i have 3 dwis. never gonna own a car again.

>>10119401
It is way less drama. I'm not saying pretty girls aren't pretty or fun to fuck or cuddle with, but it does come with a bunch of obligations.

>>10119118
Drink and forget my wife just separated from me yesterday.
My foster brother and his lil brother is going to come over Saturday night at least so I can give them proper male haircuts.
I broke into his house drunk this morning to sit down and be sad.
He kicked me out an hour later but I have tomorrow to look forward to.
Do not want to talk to my wife right now as she has nothing but angst towards me.

>>10119338
have a drink at the window he fell through

>>10119271
Quit fucking fat hookers then.

>>10119000
23 been drinking every day since I turned 21. Been drinking pretty heavily since 13 (everyone in my house drank and everyone in my family drinks), what am I in for? Already lost my gf of 5 years because of it

>>10119443
Suicide or self-destruction (slow suicide)

>>10119460
I've already got a long history with suicide attempts. Made 11 attempts between the ages of 6-15. I just can't handle being sober, i think it's because i've been medicated aince I was 6. I just can't even go to a hospital for help because I start freaking out inside when I walk through the corridors. As I'm getting older to I'm starting to have flashback of being in psych wards and it fucking sucks

>>10119473
>Made 11 attempts
attention whore

>>10119506
lmao he’s such a failure he can’t even killhimself

>>10119473
Flashbacks at 23 wew lad.

>>10119473
Then you have two other options
Because you can either: Better yourself and quit wasting your life. Life is a gift don't be a that person to squander this gift.
or Kill yourself and embrace the sweet release of death.
If I didn't have some responsibility and some things to take care of I would go full Wildman and act a fool till I died.
But I have a wife who separated yesterday with the asking that I better myself.
You are a faggot who refuses to better themselves.
Go either better yourself/ give up and get on psychiatric drugs or/ kill yourself
Attentionwhore

Drunk again. I'm sorta in wd's. I'm like, fucking wasted. SEDN HELP.

>>10119473
lol 11 attempts?
Are you too stupid to know how to kill your self?
Attention whoring faggot.
Get it right the first time or 2 or forever be a worthless faggot.

>>10119473
Just give up and die, you are pathetic.
Or become something worthwhile and quit acting like a "suicide" attempt is gonna make you less sad.
Either kill yourself or don't. Don't half ass it.

>>10119521
you can always call an ambulance if it gets bad. i mean, if you are drunk and also going through withdrawals it sounds pretty dire.

>>10119523
I always had people in my house and was found, I only had access to trash bags, wires, and sleeping pills. I was a kid dude, I'm sure I can do it now if I actually wanted to. I just actually have my own views and beliefs now and I don't think suicide is worth it anymore. I hope you die from texting and driving you fucking faggot.
>>10119513
And that shit's fucked for a kid man, I just wish my parents tried to help me in a way that wasn't just shipping me off for months. It sucks being held down and having a shot put in your ass and then being locked in a room til you pass out

I don't get what it is about suicide that triggers you fucks. I get that you don't know or care about me. I just hope your children try that shit and you just let them kill themselves, the only reason I just made attempts is because I don't have the balls to slit my throat and every time my parents found me they were in time to save me. Or just bring your kid back and tell them to try harder next time. You pussies wouldn't

>>10119532
Meh. I don't do hopsitals. I'll just die in the floor

-Gin Blossoms from the motherboard guy

>>10119563
Sorry your shits so fucked m8

Hey lads I have some tanquerary from a friend, what are some super simple recipes I can make with it? Aka what's one mixer I can buy for a decent drink. I have oranges too if that matters.

And yes I've had gin and tonic before, I wasn't really a fan

>>10119626
step 1: open bottle
Step 2: Drink from it.
Luxury, totally optional step 3: chase it with grapefruit juice.

what does gin taste like? can you do shots of it?
what kind of drunk does it give you?

My ex-stepdad is an alocoholic and it’s obliterating the relationship he has with my sister and I (I’m 21, shes a teenager). He divorced my Mom about a year ago, but I’ve known him since I was a baby and I do love him sincerely. Having gone through a rocky experience with my own bio-dad which resulted in a loss of contact, however, it pains me to see the same thing happen to my younger sister. I want to help my stepdad and talk to him about it, but we’ve never spoken about his alcoholism in person once, not once in the 20 years I’ve known him.
His current girlfriend enables him immensely and his mother cleans his house and gives him money. Any time my sister says she doesn’t want to go over he gets upset because he thinks our Mom is just turning us against his new gf (which is retarded, she’s not).
Is there anything I can fucking do? I have this feeling in my gut that something awful will be happening soon. He’s overweight, constantly drinking, and his relationship with my youngest sister is going down the shitter.
What the fuck do I do?

>>10119609
It's cool now. Is it wrong to think my addictive personality is directly linked to me being medicated since I was 6? I'm more trying to find a reason why I hate being sober

Holy shit just took 1mg xanax. Half our ago I was shakey, sweating, and felt like my heart would give out any second. I now feel totally fine. What a godsend for those of us trying to quit. Highly recommended.

>>10119654
please for the sake of yourself be careful and if anything happens phone an ambulance

>>10119657
My wife is an md, she's the one who scribed it for me.

>>10119679
thinking of reporting you

>>10119654
yeah that shit is magical. even if you get drunk for the next 2 days you'll still feel cosy. assuming you don't die. and only until you get addicted to that too. but still. cosy.

>>10119626
gin and juice
gin and tonic
gin and carbonated water
gin and white soda

>>10119644
>Is there anything I can fucking do?

Not really. I mean, about the best you can do is explain to him that his alcoholism is making your relationship with him, and with his daughter, impossible.

He probably already knows that, however, on some level.

Whether it makes a difference or not is up to him really. The only person who can fix it is him.

didn't get drunk all week so I just bought a shitload of wine because I'm fucking stupid

>>10119701
so do you generally want flavorless mixers so the taste of the gin comes out more?

how is gin and (gin)ger ale?

>>10119701
>gin and carbonated water
add some lime and you have a delicious Gin Rickey

>>10119654
Last time I tried to take xanax while going through WD's it made things worse. It made my heart race like crazy and I don't think it had ever pounded that hard either, even during WD's.

>>10119705
my favourite kind of friday

>>10119700
I don't intend to drink, this is strictly a short term taper. I really want to stop. I was only drimking to make the feeling that I was about to die go away for a while. Not even fun anymore.

>>10119731
Thing is, it's so, so much easier to stop if you have benzos that there's little incentive to stop you from relapsing. I've been using the delicious little fuckers for 17 years now. Hugely addicted to them as well as booze.

>>10119741

Well..it's obviously not that much easier to stop, seeing how you haven't and now you're addicted to benzos as well.

>>10119714
benzos dont make your heart pound like crazy. you probably took a caffeine pill.

>>10119756
Benzos won't make a blind bit of difference to your ability to stop long-term, it just gets you through the acute stage.

>got home from work an hour ago and already on the 7th beer.
I see bed pissing in my future

>>10119426
I am scared! What do I do? Are my balls going to shrivel up?

Has anyone here had chlamydia/gonorrhea before?

This is way too much for me I might need to drink tonight...

>>10119775
I used to finish a six pack of tall boys just on the car ride home from work. Wasn't that long of a drive either...

>>10119722
have a good one anon

>>10119775
I bought a brand new bed like 3 weeks ago. I've somehow already managed to snap off the headboard and cover the mattress in patches of blood. No clue what happened. Seizures I suppose.

>>10119762
No, it was definitely xanax considering it was prescribed to me.

>>10119792
maybe you fucked a toddler to death

>>10119799
Nah never again.

>>10119000
my dad was found dead tomorrow in his apartment
he died from alcoholism

>>10119646
>Is it wrong to think my addictive personality is directly linked to me being medicated since I was 6?
Probably

Vomited in my sleep last night. Had to just bin the pillows. Usually I just wake up still drunk but to today I feel rough, been holding off vomiting for hours.

>>10119646
It's probably more along the lines that you have had serious problems since you were a little kid, and they felt the need to medicate you just so they could deal with your spastic ass. Not so much that the medication is the problem, that you have serious issues that have never been properly addressed is.

>>10119777
I did, it's just an antibiotic to cure it in it's early stages. You'd know if its gonnherea though

>>10119834
I remember waking up face down in a lazy boy one morning.

I was so out of it, I puttered around the room for an hour, before I realized it smelled terrible in there. Didn't realize the lazy boy was also covered in puke. Must of thought it was a toilet...

>>10119784
Back in my glory days I used to drink 6 tall boys in the showers after a football game.
Chirst I miss those days, send my back please.

>>10119840
how do you fucken losers get to this point?

>>10119794
guess you were born on mars then

>>10119862
I wish. I bet they don't serve alcohol.

>>10119835
Makes sense. Like I said, I want help but hospitals just freak me out. It's easier to just drink. I don't drink a crazy amount daily, but I do get pretty shitty and no one likes watching this trainwreck. It sucks cause I had a pretty decent job and wasn't living at home, but eventually my roommate flat-out bailed days before rent was due. Now I'm back home on a couch. They just see me as getting drunk all the time. I make the calls though and I fill out applications. I'm practicing my instruments and writing standup sets and looking for open-mics in the side. I was a spaz growing up for sure, I just feel like I didn't come into consciousness until my late-teens. Now it feels like I've been conditioned not to feel anything. I'm so unmoved by things that should affect me in person it's stupid. Like family dies and I don't cry. People fuck me over and I don't get mad. I get gifts and feign happiness. I wish I could feel normal but its so much easier to make the days blend and let the time fly

>hot bath drunk

>>10119917
>I'm practicing my instruments and writing standup sets and looking for open-mics in the side. I was a spaz growing up for sure, I just feel like I didn't come into consciousness until my late-teens. Now it feels like I've been conditioned not to feel anything. I'm so unmoved by things that should affect me in person it's stupid. Like family dies and I don't cry. People fuck me over and I don't get mad. I get gifts and feign happiness. I wish I could feel normal but its so much easier to make the days blend and let the time fly
god damn it that is literally me minus the comedy

>>10119947
Every time I tried to shower for the last few months of 2016 I fell over. Once I smacked my full weight into a glass shower door, which by some miracle didn't smash, then smacked my shoulder so hard into the basin that there's now a 2cm gap between it and the wall. I almost died so many times just trying to function

so I'm talking to like 4 girls, fucking WDing hard, I drank soup out of a can and I live with my mom, Telling a girl I'll drive to ohio to see her tonight. I don't even live near ohio. send help

>>10119959
This is why I don't try to shower while drunk or during wd's.

>>10119965
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>10119966
I was literally always in one state or the other. I bought a bike too, to make it easier to get to the shops. I've ridden it once - managed to ride all of 30ft before riding face-first into the front of a parked van. Hopeless

>>10119965
Send a seizure video.

>>10119917
>It's easier to just drink
Is it really? As someone who has gotten help and quit drinking, just sitting around and drinking is a the much harder fucking option, trust me.

Other than that you're stuck in the typical half assed alcoholic hell, where you're somewhat (but not really) trying to make it the real world, somewhat trying to be a useless drunk. This is probably the worst place you can be. If you're dedicated to drinking, or dedicated to getting better and actually living your life, you're going to be ok. it's the purgatory, this trying to be in both worlds that's really the killer, because you're not going to succeed at either, no drunk ever has. It's like the mr. miyagi thing, walk either side of the road ok, walk middle road, squish.

>>10119118

anything but alcohol

>>10119988
How do I take a video of a sezuire? my heart hurts, I'm listening to Metallica, Orion, girl is still talking to me, theres another girl that I am talking to they dont stop.

My friday drinking just got started now with some Bulleit Bourbon.

What are you drinking?

>>10120151
lone stars. cans. drinking enough to get a buzz then using the rest to taper down. life is peachy.

>>10120151
Had some beers after midday
Headed back home and had some Uzo with shrimps on the evening
Currently contemplating if I should go to the pub

>>10119406
Stating... that voluntary celibacy is impossible in a world which contains this ridiculously Goddess-tier quality of fornication station

>>10120013
Through the darkness of future's past
The magician longs to see.
One chants out between two worlds
Fire walk with me

>>10120193
me in the blue shirt

>>10120165
Sounds like a good time. Might be taking some cheap canned beer after this glass cause I kinda feel bad drinking more than a glass of it. It's not an expensive whiskey but I just don't like the thought of buying a new one after just two or three weeks.

>>10120176
Kinda the same situation here. A local pub is hosting a wine and cheese special tonight so I was kinda thinking about going.

>>10120013
different anon, but I like that middle of the road analogy. It's easier to either be a drunk or not drink. Moderating is a nightmare. You either fuck up and drink too much or you obsess over how much you're drinking, never getting 'enough' and being miserable (and eventually drinking too much). I think for most of us, it's easier to just not do it.

>>10120193
Eh, I've had enough sex. I'm over it tbd (to be desu)

Got a 24 pack of yuengling.

Wish me luck lads

>>10120165
god damn, i miss /out/ so much
semester and staying in to read and only things to do inna city are alcohol related
i dont even miss it when when i am out hiking and camping for weeks
but that days are too few now

>>10120256
theres nothing to miss here. its just hangovers and pissing a lot.

>>10119118

I'm not a real life alcohol like you guys but I've definitely had a problem for a few years. Finally feeling over it so I've been without a drink since Saturday. However, I have to socialize and nobody I know doesn't drink especially on Friday. So I've decided to try sticking to once a week drinking. We'll see if I can do it or if it in fact sabotages my efforts. Anyway heading to the bar after work that we all go to. Looking forward to that first double tall gin n tonic.

Gonna get cozy and make pot roast for the Olympic opening ceremony. I love the Olympics.

Unrelated: my balls have been itching like shit for the past few days.

>>10120301
try a bath

I've cut booze out till my birthday on the 24th.

What should I get to celebrate that day?
>wine
>brandy
>cognac/armagnac

>>10120301
>>10120307
Could be too wet or too dry. Lotion your boys and let them air out from time to time; don't wear tidy-whities like a toddler.

>>10120317
dark liquors and red wine cause the worst hangovers. ill leave it up to you to go from there.

>>10120317
Armagnac.

It's better tasting than cognac and you can get more bang for your buck because it hasn't been held on a pedestal thanks to absurd marketing and retarded rapstars.

>>10120301
Should come shitpost with us lad
>>>/sp/81469626

Found a whole sleeve of benzos behind my med drawer, horey shit i'm gonna feel awesome for a week... or until i stop breathing in my sleep

>>10120324
That is true in the case of red wine for me. I never seem to overindulge in dark spirits.

Beer however is my weakness but I'm trying to move away from it due to the high sugar content. Also drinking fuckhueg amounts of beer is the most dehydrating.

I'd go with a constant beer in your hand all day peppered with slugs of your liquor of choice neat.

>>10120324
literally the only things I have ever drank to ridiculous quantities and did not cause me a hangover were good quality whiskey(70euros/bottle) and red wine(village made on oak barrel-priceless)
completely shitfaced, wake up after 8 hours like I slept 12 without drinking beforehand
whites are the cheapest and worst stuff

>>10120355
Yeah nah that sounds unlikely. Sorry but if you say you're drinking every day and think white wine hangovers are worse than red wine and whisky, I... well I just don't believe you

>>10120371
Coloured red wine is worse than white, I will give you that
But actual proper red?
No, there is nothing worse than whites, wines or distilled drinks

>>10120151
Water and shitty dollar store orange pekoe tea.

>>10120396
https://recipes.howstuffworks.com/which-drinks-give-you-the-worst-hangovers.htm
"One way to reduce your exposure to congeners is to stick with alcoholic beverages that are light in color, such as gin, light rum, vodka or white wine. Another trick is to stick with one type of alcohol. If you start blending dark liquors, such as mixing red wine with brandy, you'll be ingesting different varieties of congeners from both, setting yourself up for a worse hangover than if you'd stuck with only one type of spirit. Some congener-laden spirits to avoid in excess are:

Brandy
Red wine
Bourbon
Dark rum
Whiskey"

>>10120371
I'm with you when it comes to wine since I've had my worst hangovers after drinking just moderate amounts of it (red/white).
I can't agree with whiskey though since I've never gotten hungover just from just drinking whiskey.

>>10120400
Cheap teas can be good. I buy some cheap green sencha tea at a local store and it's great.

>>10120412
>Bourbon isn't whiskey

>>10120421
Whiskey is whiskey though...
Dude you're literally the only person I've ever heard say anything like this. For life, everyone I've spoken with agrees that red wine and whiskey hangovers are horrific, whereas vodka and white wine are massively easier to cope with the next day. I mean this stuff is common knowledge, a red wine hangover is a fierce thing. I can't imagine any alchie choosing to drink them frequently, we're in enough pain as it is

>>10120412
Ok, I dont wont to completely shit on your opinion, but I have had far easier time with darkies
My speculation?
Its harder to just make up a drink with raw alcohol and taste additives with dark drinks.
My worst hangovers have been with whites, specifically with gin, white rum and rakija
There was NEVER an instance of me gobbling middle self whiskey by the bottle and reaching the hangover shitfest I had with the ones mentioned above

>>10120421
>>Bourbon isn't whiskey
Correct, but why should you make a post about it?

I'm 40 days sober. You can do it lads I believe

>>10120427
m8 I get drunk on whiskey EVERY night and never get hungover

>>10120440
fucking thank yo

>>10120438
I want to be a weekend warrior desu. I don't even want to chug vodka and go mad, just a comfy pissy beer in my hand a few days a week.

Probably too much to ask.

>>10120437
>Ok, I dont wont to completely shit on your opinion
it's pretty much everyone's opinion here...
>why should you make a post about it?
Whiskey was listed in the link I just sent as being one of the very worst, something else which is frequently agreed on here.
>>10120440
If you never get hung over, you can't have been drinking for long.

>>10120301
what kind of roast? sounds comfy.

>>10120450
Thank you for your professional opinion
Gonna put it right here

>>10120444
>>10120440
yeah nah. you two are kids. sorry, not gonna argue or anything, but there's just no way. i'll be quiet now, but i'm telling you, pretty much everyone in the thread will take issue with what you're saying

>>10120450
Bourbons and Ryes are not whiskeys
Why do americans have to shit on everything?

>>10120440
enjoy the honeymoon

>>10120446
I drank beer every weekend for 5-6 years. Once you get a life changing experience like the death of a family member then you'll soon change your tune. Glad I'm off the stuff, now I stick with THC tintures and antidepressants

>>10120471
>>10120467
>>10120450
oi vey
we are reaching retardation levels i didn't believe were possible right now

>>10120427
I just have a hard time believing whatever that article is saying. I have worse hangovers from wines than I do with any other beverage.

I also don't see how mixing types would make it worse. In Sweden it's just a joke when you tell someone not to drink vodka with your beer. Also it's tradition to drink spiced vodka and other alcoholic beverages during special holidays.

Also the part about Bourbon not being whiskey was just me being annoyed how there was a separate mention about bourbon being bad when whiskey was clearly stated as already being bad.

>>10120468
They clearly are though. If Bourbon isn't whiskey then Porters shouldn't be beers in my opinion.

>>10120489
>then Porters shouldn't be beers in my opinion.
Correct
And I like porters now and then, as I do like a bourbon once in a while

>>10120489
>LARPing as an alcoholic

>>10120489
>I just have a hard time believing whatever that article is saying
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/how-avoid-hangover-booze-most-5230776
https://qz.com/876026/theres-a-reason-some-drinks-give-you-worse-hangovers-than-others/
http://healthland.time.com/2009/12/18/which-gives-you-a-worse-hangover-bourbon-or-vodka/
http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20140428-does-wine-beer-huge-hangover

>>10120489
>I have worse hangovers from wines than I do with any other beverage

you know how much shit is in wine? Plus the fact that you're killing your pancreas by basically drinking pure sugar.

>>10119118
Change of pace: Going out to drink with a pal instead of drinking home alone.

>>10120467
>>10120471
I'm probably older than both of you by a considerable margin sadly

>>10120513
I doubt it. but if you were you'd know better.

>>10120519
Ok how old are you?
No need to lie, this is the internet after all.

>>10120510
So? You know it's going to end with you drinking home alone.

>>10120523
39

>>10120527
Very nice, well I'll reiterate, I get drunk on whiskey every night and never get hungover. Take it or leave I don't really give a shit.
I'm 30 btw.

>>10120544
ok, well you're the only person i've ever heard say such a thing. seems very odd
http://www.craveonline.co.uk/culture/901689-how-to-avoid-hangover-negative-effects-alcohol
https://edition.cnn.com/2009/HEALTH/12/18/booze.hangovers.congener/index.html
https://www.bustle.com/articles/180680-7-drinks-to-avoid-if-you-dont-want-to-get-a-hangover

>>10120509
Yea, some of the reasons I don't drink it anymore

>>10120507
>>10120548
>i've read it on the internet

Come on lad, you dont get hangover from what you are used to and is above mid self

>>10120548
tbf I don't know anyone who drinks whiskey like I do so I don't have anyone to compare to

Do you guys think if a person is prone to drinking, has a drinking habit, but isn't a full blown addict that they can achieve a moderate intake, like one day a week?

>>10120561
I'm not getting into petty arguments with you. Not even sure how to respond to that. I will tell you that I think you're a casual/binge drinker though. If I were to drink whiskey, bourbon or red wine every day and night I'm quite certain I'd have killed myself by now. Guess you're some kind of medical anomaly who's different from everyone else.

>>10120525
Oh absolutely, but I'll be doing something BEFORE I get to that point.

>>10120569
No idea, it's all or nothing for me.
Well. Actually no. It's... just all. I can't seem to achieve 'nothing'.

>>10120569
>Do you guys think if a person is prone to drinking, has a drinking habit, but isn't a full blown addict

I dunno, it sounds like you're describing someone who is an addict right from the get-go here.

>>10120570
>petty arguments
i did not mean to come out like that
i am switching between whiskey, brandy and dark rum year round.
i am now typing drunk on uzo and I know this is going to be worst tomorrow than being black out drunk on whiskey

darkies just agree with me better than whites

>>10120569
I guess it's kind of a fine line between full blown alcoholic and just weekend drinker. I keep to weekends because of work and I wouldn't consider myself and alcoholic.

>>10120607
never heard such a thing in my life, dude. i like scotch, but i'll only drink it around once a year, because like every other alchie i've known in 1/4 century of being a drunk, i find the hangovers to be savage. i pretty much exclusively drink mid-shelf vodka, and it's a thousand times more manageable.

>>10120621
I guess there is differentiation to everyone
Seriously if I HAD to go a bottle and then wake up for some demanding work, I would go straight for scotch or dark rum
Fuck brandy, its the worst really, I just like the taste

>>10120618
>I guess it's kind of a fine line between full blown alcoholic and just weekend drinker

Uh...not really, there's a pretty bold line between the two actually.

>>10120639
For how long have you considered yourself to be an alcoholic, and how would you describe the way in which the addiction affects your life?

>>10120599

Well when I dry out for a week or so it's no problem, and honestly if it weren't that all my friends only socialize around drinking I feel I could more easily just not touch the stuff at all. I guess I'm saying I don't feel like I have any physical dependency, just boredom/habit/socializing. Don't get me wrong, I love drinking, but I've grown more and more into the idea of actually taking care of myself and limiting my intake to what normal people are used to.

after a week of withdrawals I'm drinking tonic water, bored out of me noggin'

>>10120427
>tfw favorite drinks are whisky, red wine, and beer
i punish myself

dammit man, drunk on 520ml and i found 14 x 5mg nitrazepam and expected to be cosy as hell by now having taken 2, but not feeling shit. benzo tolerance is rising fast. fuck me, what am i in for now

>imagine arguing about who is a bigger alcoholic in an anonymous thread
I don't get it either

>>10120657
nitrazepam? takes 45 minutes.

>>10120657
a very rough ride my friend

>>10120656
it's just not sustainable though. i like to drink a bottle of scotch on my birthday, but i'll regret it for a week. withdrawals from scotch are bad enough that i feel near-suicidal.
>>10120660
i took them like an hour and a half ago. just had another.

>>10120662
awesome. i really should be saving them for the withdrawal from this fucking retarded bender i've imposed on myself, but they're just too cosy. or, well, hopefully 15mg will soon prove to be.

>>10120666
drink a glass of water. helps your body process it.

>>10120649
Probably 4 years
I just have to drink something after anything hard or before sleep
I can push threw anything without alcohol but I know I could do it better under it, I will forgo it to avoid judgement if I have to
I consider myself a highly functioning alchie
But if I am home, noone watching, and I have a bottle...man I just cant keep back

>>10120650
well so what? I was a full blown alcoholic, and I don't feel like i had a physical dependancy on it, I could quit for a few weeks without much trouble too, quitting for good was a whole different topic.

>and honestly if it weren't that all my friends only socialize around drinking I feel I could more easily

Pretty lame excuse, you could just not drink with them. Or just drink coke or something and say it's jack and coke if you really feel like you need too. None of your friends are going to hold a gun to your head and say you must consume alcohol with them.

>>10120599
>>10120569
yeah a 'drinking habit' if left unchecked will always get worse eventually. Nobody can answer your question but you. Try drinking once a week and see where it takes you.

>>10120685
>yeah a 'drinking habit' if left unchecked will always get worse eventually

You can have temporary success in maybe limiting yourself, but yeah overall it's going to continue to get worse. You'll just binge like crazy following any period of limitation, as you know that's really what you wanted to do the whole time.

>>10120676
I force myself to drink at least half a pint of water after every 40ml of ethanol, no matter how tedious it becomes. I think my tolerance is just too high. Normally nitrazepam seem to feel a lot more cosy than other benzos though.
>>10120679
>Probably 4 years
>I just have to drink something after anything hard or before sleep
>I can push threw anything without alcohol
ah ok, well that makes sense. I've been daydrinking since 1995, I drink 70cl of vodka before lunch or i go into withdrawal, start hallucinating and seizing, and if i leave it too long, i can't even keep alcohol down. Then the real fun begins. After 4 years of it though it was a totally different creature, not even scary, let alone deadly.

>>10120570
Maybe you just don't drink enough water

>>10120709
yeah nitrazepam is a sleep med

>>10120712
Half a pint for every 40ml of ethanol. More than that and my 32L piss barrel would need upgrading
>>10120723
Yeah primarily. It's my fave benzo.

All this talk of benzos on an alchie board... anyone who hasn't used them and is thinking of doing so, it's probably best that you have a look online to see what the risks are. I've OD'd on the stuff before

>>10120051
what is it with alcoholics and beanies? even i regularly wear one in winter

>>10120513
>>10120544
I'm also thirty. But if you get drunk every night your tolerance should be increasing so I have no idea how you can wake up fresh after 700ml or more of whiskey a night.

Or are you just blessed with naturally extremely low tolerance?

>>10120729
You wouldn't happen to be finnish would you?

>>10120734
Allows me to avoid going to the barbers

>>10120739
English

>>10120729
The two should never be mixed. It results in total retardation, car crashes, unexplained injuries, jail, and death. And you won't remember anything that happened.

>>10120740
That's what I was going to say, it covers up your mess of straggily, unwashed, uncut hair

>>10120737
Maybe you're confusing wd symptoms with hangovers.

>>10120685
>>10120708

It's hard to imagine never drinking again. I would feel like such a stiff. And when I think about talking to people without alcohol in a social setting it doesn't seem pleasurable at all. Unless it's an attractive girl or one of the literal two dudes I know who can actually hold an engaging conversation, I'd rather just be alone. But when I'm drunk, as we all know, it makes socializing fun. I'm going to see if I can consistently drink once a week indefinitely.

>>10120743
Yeah no shit, i woke up in jail something like 30 times in 2016 and went to prison in 2017. I'd normally be waiting like 15 hours sat in a cell withdrawing just to find out what the fuck I'd done. I was using heroin and crack every day on top, but booze and valium were the main culprits. The blackouts are fucking savage

>>10120751
So you just do the nightstand chuggaroo as soon as you wake up?

That's cheating, nobody gets hangovers if they never stop drinking.

>>10120776
Well you didn't specify m8
Sorry to have confused you
Now let's have peace in the thread

I am 22 , decently attractive and can be charismatic at times. my older girl left me and I want to go milf-hunting.
Should I troll around town till I lose my confidence?
I want to bed another milf just for a one night stand.
I just lost this 4 year relationship with what I thought was the love of my life over my alcoholism, and I want another girl twice my age to spend the night with.

Should I go to the bar ?, the local 24/7 diners? or maybe strut around supermarkeys? I dont know
Anyone have milfhunting experience?

>>10120755
>woke up in jail something like 30 times in 2016
fuark

>>10120752
>It's hard to imagine never drinking again

I remember thinking like that, but it's actually not that hard. Now I actually like handle my problems, and do the things I want to do in life, and work towards a goal and stuff.

>I would feel like such a stiff.
If you got a true drinking problem, I guarantee that you're not a cool rebel type. You're an incoherent loud idiot, who everyone talks about behind his back about what a jackass he makes out of himself when he's drunk. Nobody looks up to you now, dude. You won't be losing anything giving it up, you'll actually be gaining a lot.

>And when I think about talking to people without alcohol in a social setting it doesn't seem pleasurable at all

Then you're probably talking to the wrong people, if you need alcohol to make it pleasurable. Or you're just such an antisocial weirdo that you're not going to get pleasure from it anyway.

>it makes socializing fun.

It make socializing fun because it makes you basically retarded. Retarded people get a lot of fucking fun out of talking incoherently to people and randomly hugging them, that doesn't mean it actually is, just that their brain is that fucked up.

>I'm going to see if I can consistently drink once a week indefinitely.

Go for it, It won't work, but you'll have to find that out on your own. And when it doesn't work, then what? you got a plan for that?

>>10120755
You know, I'm kind of glad I don't know what a booze, crack, and heroin blackout, or hangover is like, you fucked up good boyo.

>>10120782
>Now let's have peace in the thread
Not that guy, but is this thread not peaceful? I'm irritable as hell lately so I can't tell if I'm being a pain in the ass. I'm trying to kick a 75mg/day, 25-year nicotine habit as well as kick 50mg of seroxat and, although I don't know why I bother, I'm still trying to kick booze and benzos. Plus I kinda relapsed on opiates recently, I'm stressed as hell because I'm selling my house so I'm staying with an ex and I think my blood pressure is about one unit away from making my heart explode. I'm a right irritable cunt right now and probably will be for a while. I don't mean to cause any conflict or raging in al/ck/.

>>10120795
Crack is easier to kick than cigarettes imo. Heroin is a fucker but it's just a case of staying in bed, thinking you're having a heart attack and feeling like death for a week. Not petrifying like booze. I've overdosed on, been addicted to or generally abused and used to excess, every common recreational drug there is, and none of them is as much of a cunt as alcohol. Coming off anything else, I just get drunk for the duration and sulk in bed. Only possible exception to this would be a comedown from MDMA, which has had me precariously close to killing myself more than once.
Booze gone, nitrazepam IS now kicking in (nom) i may actually sleep tonight.

>>10120813
man this guy is cool.

>>10119473
Dude shit or get off the pot. Or just feel better. But you're bringing everybody down.

>>10120817
Hope you're trollan' bruh. Pretty sure you are, but it's horrible, not cool. Every drug I've used, I've used in attempt to get off the sauce.

>>10120825
just saying it isn't cool, makes you so much cooler dude

>>10120789

I'm pretty sure I have a bit less of a problem then you're talking about, but it doesn't invalidate any of your points. I definitely do need to find new friends who I can actually enjoy being around, it just seems that fucking everyone drinks a lot, especially where I live. I think I have a good chance at successfully limiting myself only because I have no problem enjoying my time without alcohol, and I do have a big goal which is actually nearly complete. Also weight loss is a big motivator for me. But if I can't moderate it I'm ready to quit. Just would love to be able to enjoy it appropriately instead of never touching it again. That's the funny thing about alcoholism is it's not just 'can I avoid doing this harmful thing,' it's can 'I find myself in a place where I don't itch.'

>>10120813
I had a relative who got into opiates and then heroin and he told me once he tried it he was hooked and never the same again. Got kicked out after he sold all the furniture in his parents house and tried to strip all the copper wiring so he could scrap it. I'm convinced it trips a switch in an addicts brain the same way drinking that first beer or shot will send a real addict into a frenzy

>>10119644
>bio-dad
That sounds futuristic as fuck

i might actually succeed in not drinking before 5 today.

>>10120835
>I'm pretty sure I have a bit less of a problem then you're talking about

As a general rule with drunks, the problem is usually 10x worse than they'll ever admit. They tend not to talk about the real horrific stuff when they're still clinging on to the idea of keeping the drinking going.

If you think you got a problem, then you do. And the problem is probably way worse than you think it is. Ask your friends or family about your drinking honestly, see what they'll tell you, if you doubt it.

>>10120247
What kind of Yuengling? I've been going for the dollar pint cans at the grocery store since I've been on a pauper's budget lately. Lager and Black and Tan are my go-to's. For some reason Tennessee doesn't get the Porter or Premium which sucks because I really liked them.

>>10120840
Thinking back to my rehab days, don't quote me on this because it was years ago and my brain is legit falling to bits thanks to multiple brain lesions, but iirc smack damages the frontal lobe, the part of the brain involved in decision making, so you're kind of out of control and you'll do stuff which is totally out of character. The main problem with heroin is how insanely quickly you'll become physically addicted. It might take years with alcohol, but 3 consecutive days on heroin and I'd go into physical withdrawal if I stop for a few hours. It's perhaps the most over-rated, shithog of a drug there is. Totally kills your sex drive too. Makes you relaxed as a motherfucker in even the most stressful situation, which is why musicians often look so chilled, but other than that it's largely shit. It lacks the ferocious intensity of a fast-paced high that I get from booze.

>>10119005
aaaaaaaaaaand it's fucked

>>10120857

I'll do that. Thanks for the talk, sincerely.

>>10120817
you dont belong here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5YNiCfWC3A

>>10120909
sit down, you stumble

>tomorrow will be 7 days since my tongue went numb
>Still is
>today is my 5th day without alcohol
>head is killing me, hopefully seeing a neurologist next week
>my few friends are all going out drinking tonight

This shit sucks. At least the constant headaches and tongue numbness keep me scared of relapsing. The first two days were rough.

>tfw lost $1500 to bitgrail

At least I can still afford a cool, refreshing Bud Ice™

>>10120782
Was already peaceful m8

cheers

>>10119820
I'm so sorry anon, take care

>tfw lost $300 gamblind today

fuck

>>10121107
you got some wack problems m8

>>10120332
AYO HOL UP

PASS THE 'GNAC NIGGA

Chlamydia-kun reporting in. Just got back from the sex clinic. The qt female doctor looked at my shamefully small flaccid cock. She said my penile rash does not look like herpes and she also said that if I had a UTI then the penile discharge should be continuous. I am skeptical. I didn't get the syphillis test but I got a throat swab and a urine test. Didn't get any antibiotics though. She said I should wait for the results.

I decided to "celebrate" three weeks sober by purchasing a couple of bottles of prosecco and some tall boys of beer. I am feeling regretful now but the drinking is almost inevitable now.

>but the drinking is almost inevitable now
basically this

Have my toeffl test tomorrow at 9am, but I really need a God damn drink. Do you think .5mg of Xanax and half a bottle of wine would make the trick? I won't be able to sleep without drinking, but if I drink too much I'm going to take a long fucking test with my head pulsing and my hands shaking like crazy

>>10120813
Ever tried meth? That's the shit that made me start drinking to begin with. When I stopped using meth I spent months drinking daily. The beginning was real bad. I was drinking every waking moment until passing out only to wake up again a couple of hours later and start drinking again. Then I eventually started drinking only in the evenings. I somewhat tried to limit my drinking. Then I began confining my drinking to three to four days. Then I tried drinking only for two days, but cutting down like that actually resulted in me gradually upping my intake per sitting until I was inhaling two bottles of dry white wine within an hour and blacking out.

>tfw you drink every fri/sat night
>get called an alcky

>>10121473
Don't drink. Also, write a paragraph about your week in English for us, as practice.

>>10121482
My mom says she’s an alcoholic but she’s not

>>10121375
You're telling me. I don't know what the fuck is going on.

Get the bottle right NOW and spill it on the sink.

>>10121539
Yes, but then what do I do about the other bottle?

I was sober this entire workweek. This means I earn the right to drink myself to death tonight, right?

>>10121544
Yeah, just me being a hypocrite.

>>10121539
stop tryna kill a nigga with the drawls

>>10121539
This is an order from your commander in chief.

>>10121518
Here's an anecdote from today:
>be teaching assistant at major university
>scheduled to give four exams today
>give three
>frustratingly email fourth student at 5:00 asking him why he no-showed on exam
>"I took it. I was in your office earlier."
Sure enough, he was checked off the list, but I didn't remember him coming in. I vividly remember every other student, though.

Not really sure what's going on. I'm 23 years old and deal with crazy anxiety. Today was also my 5th day without alcohol, so I'm uncertain if this episode was part of that.

My doctor is trying to get me to a neurologist next week, but I'm ready to go to the ER if I have another lapse in memory like that again. I went on Tuesday after I woke up shaking and naiseous with blurry vision. They gave me a stroke physical, but didn't do any imaging. Said it didn't seem like an ER issue.

>>10121586
i cant assume to address any of your issues other than alcohol, BUT, alcohol withdrawal and post-withdrawal definitely causes confusion. i've forgotten what month it is, who the president is, when i was born, during the first few days to a few weeks after quitting alcohol.

anyway, it sounds like your issues are deeper than just alcohol. hope the neurologist helps.

>>10121473
.5 mg of xanax knocks me the fuck out, so you'll probably sleep fine

>>10121539
But all my money that I spent on it would be wasted

>>10121695
drunk cost fallacy

>>10121695
Not really, it is the cost to stay sober..

Anyone else scared to get blood tests because ur scared of the results esp the liver?

>>10119005
>quitting for real this time guys
6:00 AM
>one more night...
1:00 PM

wwhy does my nose keep bleedinnng

>>10120456
Beef chuck + potatoes + carrots. Nothing special. I forgot rosemary and thyme like the drunk dumbass I am, so it's only seasoned with salt and pepper. This is my first pot roast, taking any and all suggestions

>>10121781
Your liver numbers will be shit, but the liver is our most resilient organ and can completely rejuvenate after several years of abuse. If there's cirrhosis, you're fucked, but that takes a lot of drinking over a long period of time.

>>10121781
nah. just do it. its better to know where you stand.

Ha, that was a full 12 pack of Tecate yesterday. Now it's just a cardboard box.

I WANT A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF XANAX AND I WANT IT FUCKING NOW

>>10121998
Add celery onions. It's not a meme.

>>10119820
>found dead tomorrow
What?

>>10122073
For real. Onions (and often garlic) are what make food taste good. Don't forget the onions, bro.

>>10121781
I'm getting bloodwork done on monday

>>10121963
Haha no I'm cool, it's fine

>>10122089
Yep add garlic.... forgot am drunk

>>10119000
>can't stop shitting edition

Drink life 40ozs at a time

>>10121195
>tfw there's always HQ

>>10122128
drink 40 oz's one life at a time

>tfw alcoholism

>>10119045
I'm 26 in the UK doing it. Least of my troubles.

>>10119118
I drank a whole 36 unit bottle of gin (1 litre) and plan to stay up all night playing overwatch

>>10122344
welcome

>>10122128
>snapchat

fuck off normie REEEE

So I have no health negatives besides weakness after a day or two of not drinking. Ive been on 3 8% tallies a night or half a fifth a night every night for three years. I take breaks, two to three nights is the max. I never day drink. If I have responsibilities I dont drink. Ive never been seen by another person drunk. I know its bad, but what the fuck? Is anyone else like this? Its so weird....

>>10119118
bought seven 4.9% beers, just took half a mg of Xanax before drinking to see if I can fall asleep without drinking the whole thing

anyone got some funny or sad comics to read while drinking? like cyanide and happiness, that guy's Ben montero or extra fabulous comics?

>>10122363
get to the point already.

>>10122421
Am I fucked or is it okay? Long term. I want to quit, but this far it hasnt hurt me, When can I tell Im fucked?

>>10121486
I would but I don't really have anything to talk about. But, I guess I'll give it a try.
>Monday
Wake up, 6am, time to go to work (I sell tacos for a living). Sales were fine; not much so I couldn't serve every client, not too low so I couldn't pay my stuff (actually, the whole week went like this). After work, I have to get home, but make a stop at the store to buy cigarettes and soda, maybe an energy drink if I'm tired or hungover. Get home, try to not fall over my dogs because they always get at me when they see me arriving, then i have to see my wife. Good thing I sell food because she never has the damn food ready for when I come back. Then I see my daughter, I lay on my bed and play with her for a little while before going outside to lit a cig and then going to take a bath. The rest of the day, I just sit down in my kitchen to drink coffee and binge read all day long (it was a school free day for some reason I can't quite recall). When it's finally night, I take a hot bath, drink some tea and, if my wife hasn't been particularly bitchy, I go to sleep. Otherwise I just sit down again in my kitchen to do the same thing but drinking whole doing so, until I fall asleep.
This is my usual routine, nothing really changes nor is it like I could recall any particular details that would make my walltext any interesting.

How was it? How shitty is my English?

>>10122431
its only serious when you start sweating about an hour or two after waking up. and puking. they come together. but seriously, as of right now, start sticking with 5% beer.

>>10122364
>xanax + liquor
I was on xanax for ~30 days. I would go get a beer, set it down, then go off to do something else. I would go get another beer and go back to my desk only to realize I had already gotten a beer. I would set the new beer down, go off to do something else, get another beer and now see three beers sitting there. I got up to six beers at one time before realizing what was going on. I would also do laundry/dishes/chores, forget that I had done them, and then go off to do them again only realizing afterwards that not only had I done them, I had checked on them several times. The best part was that I could be around the biggest retards in the world and not be angry.

it's completely fucked bro

i have a tiny bit of coke my coworker gave me should i do it all or share with me mum?

>>10122441
Thanks, I dot even gain weight. I cut food to take beer, so I guess youre right.

I slayed as many I could but lost everyone I love in the process. At least my brother is still with me as a friend.

>>10122451
Dark life

>>10122522
fine bit of advice

fuck it's not even good coke

>>10122501
what does that even mean

>>10122575
I just lost my wife to slay the gnomes.
The sacrifice is painful but we are still friends and I may be able to salvage the relationship.

>>10119000
>tfw you drank and your stepfather asks you if you're on an LSD analog
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL NO THAT'S JUST HOW I AM WHEN I'M ACTUALLY BEING HONEST!!!!
Fuck everything.

>>10122594
this is al/ck/ everyone

I shared with my mom cuz I'm not a dick

>>10122594
>we are still friends and I may be able to salvage the relationship.
I'm ex-gfs dad died anon here, and how can you "remain friends". I have nightmares of her fucking everything that moves even though she probably is mourning still

>>10122698
But I know she isn't though? She is too pure for that and not a whore. We are just have no more romance mutually for now. I also still live with her and another house. I'd know if she was screwing around but it seems highly unlikely. Gnome slaying is my number 1 priority right now. Even if it means letting her go.

>>10122710
You are either a 60 years old who's being drinking for three decades straight, or your main problem isn't really alcoholism mate, what gnomes are you talking about?

>>10122724
Man i'm 22 and been married since 17.
The gnomes are part of the alck
I have them gone though and will never submit to them again.
No addiction and laziness in general are my problems. Every time I kick 1 addiction I get a new one. I don't even feel drunk most of the time yet I know what sober feels like.
I have been intoxicated nearly every day of my life for 8 years. I don't think I've spent but 2 weeks sober out of the past 1.5 years.

>>10122740
nigga I'm 22 too and I've been married since 18. have had a problem with alcohol (other drugs too) since I was 16, but how the fuck could you start seeing gnomes?
the most weird thing I've experienced due to anxiety is shadows, but they get away once I have a drink or I can have a good sleep, but, fucking gnomes? and you are killing them? that's not normal man

>>10119792
Maybe you should go to the Dr?
Seriously.

What are some things I can buy to improve my life?

>>10119118
Day 4 Sober. Just here sweating, anxious, bored and can't sleep.

>>10122753
It's too long of a story to explain.
Ask someone else to give you a summary of my gnomes.
Too busy play Warlight and getting drunk.

>>10119283
I have an addictive personality

only time im not wanting to drink is if im trying to fuck since when I drink I get limp dick. If I was rich I probably wouldn't be an alcohol since id just be fucking 10/10 whores all day

>>10122764
a fat hooker to facefuck for $40
Might not improve your life but it will be fun till the shame kicks in a few hours later.

>>10122764

A wife

>>10122810
can assure this is a bad idea

>>10122809
this is better plan

>>10119654
its bc alcohol and benzos both work on the GABA receptors

just don't come to rely on it. kratom is also a godsend for quitting pretty much anything

>>10119777
yeah just get amoxicillin and youre str8

>>10122851
i dont want to go to a fucking smoke shop to buy kratom, can I purchase it online? what do I look for?

>>10122810
>>10122809
>>10122821
It was a serious question.

>>10122886
I was being serious, here you can get a top notch hooker for 100 usd, but I would advice you to do it while sober, it intensifies the sensations and you'll feel glorious for at least 24 hours

>>10122909
you are a fool.

>>10122886
I gave a serious answer

Brothers I drank too much tonight and I feel like shit what do

>>10120510
Change of Pace just happens to be the name of one of my favourite bars/wing place, located in Syracuse, New York.

>>10122947
Drink water, take some ibuprofen, eat something

Rarely drink but considering picking it up because I'm probably depressed and hardly enjoy anything anymore. Will getting sloshed on a regular basis fix that?

>>10122970
Yeah it'll fix it mostly, but will cripple you in other ways.
I am trading one problem for another by drinking but at least I am not too sad anymore.

>>10122964
Drinking water right now; I think the reason I kind of want to throw up is that my stomach is physically too full

Fuck

I have seven beers and a pack of smokes; no money and three weeks until I get more. I have enough food for two weeks. I can't get drunk without experiencing PAWS, which I think is unfair. There's a difference between blacking out because you are tired and blacking out in retrospect because that's the last thing you remember. It's like my body refuses to acknowledge my babysteps.

>>10120784
Yeah, I do. Pro-tip: Hop on Tinder and set your age range 32-50. Put in your profile you love older women and can keep a secret.

Swipe right on everybody. Wait. Done.

>>10122995
Dude I don't know who you are or what your story is. But you can be better. I believe in you.

>>10123025

Thanks man. I've been doiung better. I broke the binge chain, but I can't stop myself when my footing slips. I can;t wait to be on both feet again. I'm almost there. I can feel happy sober me so close. Thanks, Anon.

>trying hard as fuck not to drink
>everyone is drinking/drunk on the stream I'm watching
Life is truly hell.

>>10123024
I don't have a phone that does that kind of stuff.
I have never used an app on a phone in my life.
Where can I find milfs in person?
Or just any lonely mature lady between 35-60 years old who needs company.

>>10122983
Ok update I threw up outside the house I'm in and I feel a lot better

inb4 blogpost

>>10123058
Sorry anon. Where do you live that you don't have a smartphone in 2018? Since I'm an alcohol and can't drive. I get pussy online mainly and get them to come over to "party".

>>10122781
damn good job, i havent been sober in 12 years for more than 2 days and those 2 were literally me in the hospital

>>10123174
Why should I spend 40-50$ a month or more on service for a smartphone when I can buy booze with that money?
also I like in dixie

>>10123058
I'm like 90% sure that tinder has a browser version

WE HAVE A NEW BREAD?

Can one nigger pls do new tread?

You guys are really lazy
>>10123432
>>10123432
>>10123432

>>10121475
Yeah, 500mg the first time I used. Didn't sleep for a solid week no matter how many times I got drunk or how much valium I took. Legit one of the worst experiences I've had with any drug. Noped hard at that one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rL7RSA3olvA

>>10122451
Coke isn't worth doing unless you're out somewhere and have loads of it.

>>10122781
youre doing good man.
proud of you anon

>>10121195
Only use poloniex and bittrex, and get your coins off the exchanges asap.

This tapering thing sucks. I'm super in withdrawals and still have beer, I'm trying to sip, trying to sleep, shit is garbage. I'll throw up if I chug, but that's the only way to feel better. "Oh boy here we go again"

>>10123831
HERE WE GO

>>10123831
Spare a thought for me. I'm taking 15mg of nitrazepam daily as well as getting smashed from 6am-midnight. I'll use all the damn benzos on feelgood feels, I know I will, because I'm an asshat, then be left out in the cold with nothing. The suffering will not be toasty, tfwqtgf, delicious cosy snuggliness. But the road leading up to it will be. So, Cheers

>>10123840
I totally get it, I slam everything fast as fuck and run out, suffer in the floor, get hallucinations, shit like that.

>>10122436
This part was grammatically incorrect:
>not too low so I couldn't pay [for] my stuff

This part wasn't incorrect, but could have been worded differently to make it sound more "smooth":
>she never has [any] damn food ready

Overall your English seems good; you'll probably be fine.

>>10122782

Ok, I know this anon is likely larping but I NEED to know about these gnomes.

>>10124272
gnomebro seems legit, dude. spirits and meth isn't a healthy combo.

So yesterday was the first day of drinking after a three week break. I woke up feeling nauseous and I not remembering when I went to bed. I am not going to drink again. The next break is going to be even longer. Being drunk again didn't even feel good and it definitely isn't worth taking the rest of the week to recover.