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10119550 No.10119550 [Reply] [Original]

would you eat it? ps i am american. sandwich general.

>> No.10119558

>>10119550
Yet another reason why you guys are so fucking fat.
Instead of a normal sandwich/wrap you literally fill it so much it's so insanely bursting and an absolute nightmare to eat.
That does look nice, but it's complete overkill.
Americans need to learn about portions.

>> No.10119564

I'm also American and that looks like shit. Who pairs guacamole with that much meat?
>roast beef
>corned beef
>turkey
Are those the meats? The fact you need a wrap of paper to hold the whole thing together defeats the purpose of bread on a sandwich. Might as well have made this a giant wrap

>> No.10119572

>>10119550
Do you normally eat this much?
Post an image of how sexy you are

>> No.10119584

>>10119558
>taking it this seriously

>> No.10119605

>>10119550
HA!
A true american wouldnt waste his FREE time making food. Not when we have ARBYS
EXPOSED

>> No.10119624
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>>10119564
Turkey, roast beef, pastrami, ham, salami, beer battered onions rings, stuffed jalapeño poppers, mozzarella sticks, pesto, avocado, pepper jack.

>>10119572
yes

>> No.10119631

>>10119550
I guess but I doubt I can finish a sandwich like that. I'm not someone who eats a lot of pastrami or roast beef very often. I just don't really like deli meat.

>> No.10119633

>>10119624
It's such bullshit how some people have amazing genes that they can eat something like that and look like this and I eat a fucking piece of lettuce and am 5 pounds overweight.

fuck u op

>> No.10119635

>>10119633
i only eat three times a week

>> No.10119656

OBSESSED

>> No.10119659

>>10119550
I'd stick my dick in it desu

>> No.10119671

>>10119550
Looks like someone cut shrek's stomach in half.

>> No.10119678

THIS... is the greatest sandwich in the world. Fact:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sta-kHfOzeE

>> No.10119743

>>10119678
>foie gras

inhumane!

>> No.10119757

>>10119743
I find that it helps to use veal too, and to beat the shit out of the cowlette just before it's killed. In front of it's mother, who's being gang raped by big bully bulls.
Honestly though, fois gras is a richfag maymay. brussels pate is just as delicious and doesn't require you to cuck geese to make it.

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>>10119550
jesus fucking christ anon, how do you even fit that into your mouth? You wouldn't be able to get a bite with everything in it.

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>>10119550
It looks like you made a sandwich out of one of these tumors, OP.

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>>10119928
We fed our last dog on that plus rice and vegetables.
Protip; heating it in the microwave oven will cause unpleasant smells.

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>>10119550
That is a fucking abomination.

>> No.10120092

>>10119550
looks like interracial cabbage porn

>> No.10121065

>>10119624
poor chestlets

>> No.10121088

>>10119624
Who was chest

>> No.10121094

>>10119550
Gimme a one inch slice of it on a plate

>> No.10121115

>>10119550
Beside the whole more is better and because I could mentalities I really don't see the point of this. You could have taken those ingredients and made three or four much better sandwiches than that mess. Yet you chose to do this.

>> No.10121118

>>10121065
>>10121088
look i get that you guys like to rag on people, but why not try being nice for a change? come on!

>> No.10121130

>>10119550
do americans really eat this?

>> No.10121134

>>10121130
fuck off with your tea and biscuits i bet your a brit fag

>> No.10121915

>>10119624
Where do you get your tapeworms from?

>> No.10122017

>>10119624
wtf delet this, americans are fat this isn't you

>> No.10123349

>>10121915
that was after a fast

>> No.10123777

>>10121134
>your
I bet you're American.

>> No.10123788

>>10119550
mutt sandwich

>> No.10123820

>>10121118
Why dont you try training your chest for a change

>> No.10123995

>>10123777
wut?

>> No.10124032

>>10119671
Cannot unsee

>> No.10124040

>>10119558
>Expecting illiterate Americans to learn anything
Topkek

>> No.10124174

>>10119928
that's not a tumor, it's just some weird looking tripe

>> No.10124276

>>10123995
Your out of you're mind.

>> No.10124358

>>10119550
> mix things
> "cuisine"

kek

>> No.10124384

>>10119633
amerifats actually believe this

>> No.10124591

>>10119633
yurocucks actually believe this

>> No.10124653

>>10124591
you silly. yuros don't eat lettuce.

>> No.10124656

>>10119928
Came here to post this.

>> No.10124751

>>10124276
We're all fucked in one way or another.

>> No.10124824

>>10119624
This is what I looked like at 27.

Then the depression, allergies and debilitating joint inflammation hit.
Still, I'm 25 lbs away from this and it's 90% in a pot.
I intend to get back to this over the summer when I finally crawl off the night shift and 75 hour work weeks.

Fat people are sickening.

Also:
>them tiny bi/triceps

Lift bro.
You can do it.