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Anonymous Wed Feb 7 20:23:54 2018 No.10111307 [Reply] [Original]

>oh what do i do with this
>oh i know ill just toss it in a pan with oil and some shit

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 20:50:22 2018 No.10111413 >A chef serves the judges undercooked puff pastry This happens way too much

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 20:58:04 2018 No.10111444 >>10111307 Im sorry anon your shit was just fucked, that why we had to chop you

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 21:19:40 2018 No.10111523 File: 192 KB, 336x336, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10111307 >chops you because babby no likey red onion

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 21:23:35 2018 No.10111541 >>10111307 >sweet thing >TIME TO MAKE ICECREAM

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 21:26:15 2018 No.10111549 >>10111307 >I look down at my dish and then I realize...I forgot the shnargal-flauffen

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 21:27:18 2018 No.10111553 >attractive female chef >"I'm going to show them I'm not just a pretty face."

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 21:27:27 2018 No.10111554 File: 105 KB, 645x729, 1516525348723.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10111541 >attempts to use ice cream maker >drools on self and consumes their own faeces instead

Anonymous Wed Feb 7 21:36:18 2018 No.10111588

>>10111523
This.
>"perfect presentation."
>"great use of the mystery basket ingredients, each really shines through."
>"very unique and original creation."
>three micro-sized slices of red onion on the top of dish
>"RED ONION IS DISGUSTING! I HATE RAW RED ONION! IT COMPLETELY RUINS THIS ENTIRE DISH! YOU'RE ALREADY CHOPPED, FAGGOT!"
I hate the guy. What a wuss.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 21:48:57 2018 No.10111640 >>10111523 Way fucking better than that hispanic judge who considers hispanics making food other than hispanic food to be a negative point.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 21:57:39 2018 No.10111681 File: 1.54 MB, 1280x960, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10111640 >chops you for cultural appropriation

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 22:15:21 2018 No.10111768 File: 112 KB, 1280x960, 1371614172621.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Not enough spice for me

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 23:07:25 2018 No.10112006 >>10111307 I want just one time, for a live cat to be in the basket as a prank.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 23:08:36 2018 No.10112009 >>10111681 >"Your dish was some of the best food I've ever eaten." >"But, I got one olive less than white judge mcdudefucker, so I'm gonna have to chop your dick off."

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 23:09:16 2018 No.10112011 There's one episode where the dude knew exactly how to pander to each judge that was fucking hilarious. >>10111681 >I think the dish needed a bit more acid EVERY TIME

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 23:10:16 2018 No.10112016 >deconstructed >bread pudding

Anonymous Wed Feb 7 23:13:55 2018 No.10112025

>>10112006
I'd love an episode where the ingredients were spring-loaded in the baskets for every round. I'm talking mega spring-loaded here. And just for funsies, cram some doves in there too so they come flying out with the ingredients when the baskets are opened.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 23:33:54 2018 No.10112058 >>10111523 >>10111768 >cleans her plate >oh, uh, are you guys not hungry? ill eat it

Anonymous Thu Feb 8 00:44:51 2018 No.10112313

In your basket you will find:
Striped Gruber Pods
Crystallized Wicket Snaps
Black Licorice Jam
and Kiwi

Remember, today's theme is Southwestern BBQ

Hi chefs, today chefs I have prepared for you chefs:
Glazed Gruber pod saffron paste over fried BBQ wicket snaps
with a black licorice and kiwi glaze

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 8 03:23:04 2018 No.10112873 File: 9 KB, 259x194, images.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I remember when i competed on this show and won. All i did was shit on the plate and call my dish "le brown man". The judges are legally bound to finish what i served thrm.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 8 03:29:23 2018 No.10112892 >>10111768 that guy is such a fag

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 8 03:49:03 2018 No.10112941 File: 7 KB, 350x346, 1295084856026.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Wait I know I'll make icecream infused with ingredient

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 8 04:40:45 2018 No.10113107 >>10111553 >>unattractive female chef >>"I'm going to show them I'm not just a pretty face."

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 8 14:06:00 2018 No.10114692 >>10111307 I like herl

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 8 14:08:06 2018 No.10114700 File: 11 KB, 405x331, alex_medium.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10111307 I like her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 8 14:59:28 2018 No.10114890 >>10114700 I hate her

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 8 15:05:12 2018 No.10114915 >take a meat tenderizer and smash my opponents dish. >drop kick the cameraman >scream "PEE PEE POO POO" at the top of my lungs at the judges >spin around like a mad man with knives in each hand

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 8 15:37:13 2018 No.10115057 >>10114700 >>10114890 I'm ambivalent about her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 8 15:40:51 2018 No.10115074 >>10114700 She reminds me of my friend's exgirlfriend that was only tolerable to be around when she was heavily medicated

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 8 15:42:37 2018 No.10115080 >>10114700 >you will never cook a meal for alex only for her to tell you how terrible it is it hurts, lads

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 8 15:44:10 2018 No.10115087 >>10114700 >tfw no alex mommy to make me food

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 8 17:00:30 2018 No.10115418 >>10114915 >your presentation was sloppy

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 8 20:47:59 2018 No.10116657 >>10115418 >But it had the flavor there.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 8 21:13:28 2018 No.10116790 File: 77 KB, 1280x960, 1505047373263.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >you had a tough childhood and now you're a chef? me too bro

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 8 21:18:42 2018 No.10116813 >>10114915 This but with katy perrys firework playing in the background

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 8 21:20:32 2018 No.10116820 >>10114700 She is getting dicked by Conant on the regular, right?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 8 21:21:03 2018 No.10116822 >>10112011 Which episode?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 8 21:23:15 2018 No.10116832 >>10111553 >female chef >always a fucking dyke.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 8 22:06:56 2018 No.10117029 File: 743 KB, 800x832, 1498992491095.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10114700 True cookfu coming through

Anonymous Thu Feb 8 22:14:23 2018 No.10117068
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>>10111307
>hmm what a complex basket. Not sure what to do with these
>Hmm i know!

Chef why have you presented us with a gummy bear, preserved duck egg and sweet potato hash?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 8 22:15:25 2018 No.10117073 >>10116790 i hate this faggot

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 8 22:17:01 2018 No.10117080 i fucking hate this show

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 8 22:53:25 2018 No.10117253 >>10117080 I hate fucking this show

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 8 23:13:04 2018 No.10117337 >>10112873 You know how I know you're lying? You're not allowed to use your own ingredients. Some chocolate maker brought cocoa nibs with him in his pocket and was disqualified for sprinkling them on his dish.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 8 23:59:28 2018 No.10117509 >>10117029 POO

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 00:10:21 2018 No.10117548 >>10117509 Maneet uses a toilet and a bidet. She's pure.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 00:13:49 2018 No.10117566 >>10117253 I show this hate fucking

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