/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10104082
Let it go, Freddy.

>tfw when you see your roommates throw out casseroles full of delicious food after their dinner party without even thinking about asking you

I mean, it probably didn't taste great but I would still have eaten it.

>>10104098
Exactly. You can freeze that shit too. Why literally throw money away?

>>10104115

Idk, stupid wasteful people.

What's more bizarre is that they would throw away a half eaten lasagna dish and a half eaten meat pie and the they would take a shitty cheap and ham sandwich to school and eat some shitty frozen pizza for dinner.

Dumbfucks.

>>10104082
This asshat threw out my hot sauce, so I got him fired.

Not over the hot sauce, but cus he took off a half day thinking I’d cover for him. Also, he started shit with me several times cus I wouldn’t let him order me around though he was new, and he threatened to kick my ass so I told on him but my supervisor chose to pretend his lies that he never said that cus he liked him. Haha fuck you cornelius no one liked your bossy dumb ass.

>when narcissistic busybodies throw away your hour-old coffee and paperwork because they're spending their workday throwing other people's shit to feel good for being 'tidy'

>>10104082

>>10104712
MY

>when someone eats half your lunch

>>10104213
You type "cus" instead of "because" and type long-ass sentences without punctuation. I think you were the asshole in this situation.

>>10104940
SANDWICH

>>10104712

>>10104082
>tfw I keep all the shit from the fridge and freezer I clean out that's still good
Date your shit next time like it says in big bold lettering on the front of the fridge, idiot.

>tfw throw away coworkers food from the fridge

>>10105058
> tfw Dwayne "The Soy" Johnson is now a Soy Boy
feelsbadman

>>10104213
>When the office beta gets you fired by being passive aggressive for being too much of an alpha
>The type of behavior an HR department of liberal art majors foster

>>10104213
I would bet money you are known in your office as the bitchy dickhead that got Cornelius fired

>>10105092
>Soy Boy
I don't think you understand what that means

>>10104082
That's why I keep my food in my bag.

>>10104082
>Tfw you work in the hospitality industry and never dealt with an employee fridge you just have family meal before service

>>10104213
>cornelius
that's a nigger-american name

>>10105114
don't hate the player hate the game, cuck

>anyone throwing anything away
People just forget their shit in the fridge, where it festers for months until it gets thrown out like a year later

>>10104213
>cornelius

People called that should be fired out of principle. Same with "matthias".

>>10104115
>>10104098
>have gigantic fat-ass roommate
>made too much food, gonna throw it out, didn't enjoy it enough to keep it as left-overs
>"h-hey are you throwing that out??? can i have it?"
>nope, go buy your own food, fatso

>>10105036
It was dated and had my name on it. It was also yogurt and yogurt doesn't ever expire, it just ferments even more. At most, it molds. Ironically, there was pancetta that was sitting in the same drawer for 2 consecutive months that I laughed at every time I saw it. I don't know what idiot put my food in the trash but they are on my shit list.

>>10105293
meant to say
>expired pancetta

>>10105264
Hey I take this personally

>>10105264
>not calling Cornelius "corny"
>not calling Matthias "math"
There is a correct way to bully, anon.

>>10105092
Okay we've now attained a new level of pathetic

>>10105293
At my old job there was a cunt manager that would throw everyone's food away at random. Even if it was in a lunchbox that you being every day.
>HURRR THERE'S NO DATE
what do you want me to do? Staple a note to it? Stupid bitch. Everyone hated her.

>>10105321
I put a note on my yogurt after digging it out of the trash. It said "Hey idiot. The expiration date is 2/20. I intend to eat it by then." but in nicer, less passive-aggressive words. Pretty sure our idiot secretary threw it out. What's funny is in the free-to-staff drawer right next to the one my yogurt was in sat extremely moldy parmesan cheese no employee wanted that she neglected to toss.

>>10105353
why would you have parmesan cheese in your office?

>>10105370
Do you not like spaghett or something?

>>10105382
there is something disgustingly guinea about having spaghetti for lunch with co-workers. maybe I'm wrong but it seems wrong

>>10105319
>bottom right
Holy shit that's the best Kingpin cosplay I've ever seen.

>>10105393
Our free-to-staff drawer (and shelf) has condiments and other hygienically dispensed toppings other employees can use to spice up their food they brought from home. It's a pretty cool idea especially when people naturally trade off with who brings in what.

>>10105280
rude and wasteful

>>10105353
>Parmesan cheese
>Office
You are the guy I want to kill.

>>10104082
why do (((we))) give beta males like him main character roles in major films?

>>10105476
I didn't bring it in or use it, nigga.

>>10105319
God damn Theo makes me question my sexuality, what a fucking beautiful human being

>>10105495
who would you cast as a weedy 3 foot homosexual?

>>10105495
I liked him ok as Frodo in LOTR and as Ryan in Wilfred. Also loved his child-actor roles in The Good Son and Radio Flyer. The latter probably being my nostalgia glasses.

>>10104082
that face was born to play a hobbit

>>10104098
they dont trust you anakin

>>10105495
I'd rather watch lotr with every scene except freddo's parts cut off a hundred times than reading a post about soyboys and co again

>>10105532
>The Good Son
Man that was a painfully bad movie

>>10105552
Forgive. I only watched it once. It was an interesting premise not many films have explored in the last 20 years and I thought it was refreshing to have an actual child character be a legitimately sociopathic, cold, evil motherfucker while the innocent child watched unable to do anything about it.

Doesn't make it a good movie, I know. I wonder if there are any films out there that do it better.

>>10105575
I haven't seen that since it came out and I remember thinking it was pretty cool. It upset a lot of mothers. I also remember liking child Elijah Wood in The War. Haven't seen any of these movies in forever tho

>>10105616
>The War
Haven't seen it myself.

Radio Flyer is a kind of film that evokes the misremembered memories of magical experiences in childhood, but there's an underlying theme of child abuse near the end. Honestly, I think I'm partial to it because I had a radio flyer wagon.

>>10105092

>>10105092
Hasn't he always been a soyboy? Scorpion King was the most soyboy villain in all of the The Mummy movies.

>>10104082
How long did you leave it there for? If its labeled and dated give it a week, after a proper smell test. Otherwise 5 days max. I dont throw out peoples shit unless its obviously ruined.

Some people in my office people leave shit in there untouched for weeks, taking up room for the rest of us. There is still some shit left in their from Office christmas parties that nobody really "owns"

>>10105888
See >>10105353
Idiots don't know yogurt's "expiration date" is when it molds.

>>10105476
>cooking board
>salty cheese smells bad m-mommy!!!

>>10104082
Lol

>someone throws out your food from the employee fridge
>retaliate by throwing out the fridge

>>10106005
You don't have a postcount to bolster with retarded shit here so I honestly don't know why you bothered

>>10106013
My dream job, desu. How much do I get paid?

>>10106017
Lol

>>10105293
>yogurt doesn't ever expire