/ck/ - Food & Cooking

first for pisswater

>went to company party
>said something to one of the managers
>now he never talks to me again

Good thing I don't work in his department. Phew.

first for natty ice, gnomes and that one anons dad scheming on them.

>>10101042

That ain't no thang. I constantly give attitude to managers from other departments. As long as they ain't my immediate superiors I don't give a fuck.

old thread
>>10095567

>woke up with the condom in the pizza box

>>10101054
Also after how drunk I got at the Christmas party this one smarmy fucker at work keeps asking me if I drank a lot the past weekend.

I'm at 36 days sober and really want to drink. I'm bored and i just binge ate about 2k calories worth of chips/ice cream/pathetic junk foods. I almost rather would've just got a pint of whiskey. I'm supposed to be losing weight but then i get cravings and lose my cool.

I drink vodka every day and it's not fun anymore. I only drink to make the feeling of impending heart attack go away. I spend every morning feeling like death and writing things like fuck alcohol and no more on notepads in the hope that my evening self will remember, but then I just go buy more vodka and feel better for a few hours. I never really get sloppy or black out, I just want to feel like I'm not going to die any minute. How do I not feel terrible without drinking vodka?

>>10101137
taper

>>10101095
it's not worth it, your brain just doesn't want to remember how bad WD and alcoholism really is because it's wired for quick gratification.

>>10101025
what was the condom on, your back?

>>10101148
I've tried to taper by counting shots/ buying less sooo many times. I can't do beer. I seriously just want to handcuff myself to a flagpole for a week but daily responsibilities don't allow that.

>>10101068
>woke up with pizza sauce on your dick

>>10101176
they will go away in time. No worries.

>woke up with your dick stuck to the curtains with stale cum

>>10101137

Start praying to Jesus.

>>10101176
only have like 3 options my dude
taper, treatment or cold turkey

I'm in the same boat. Started my taper today, went cold turkey for about 12 hours and it was so bad. Sweating, panics, sorta shaky, it's so shit.

had a total of 7 tall boys today. One at lunch and then the other 6 over a 5 hour period. Might get one or two more I can feel the WD starting to creep back in but it's definitely more manageable. I even had a little appetite.

Gonna start going to meetings once i'm totally clean and get a sponsor and actually work the steps. I thought i was losing my mind today.

I've been a regular in these threads for years and years, occasionally taking a break when they get to be too much for me and I'm afraid I'll relapse when I quit for periods of time.

I know I've seen this gnome shit mentioned in the past but I never paid much attention to it. Can anyone explain?

>>10101137
find the number one reason why you feel terrible
ex: no friends, dead end job, etc.
then start taking steps to overcome your problem
make sure you do something every day, no matter low little it is

>>10101213
Wait don't mess with me here , did you get gnomes too?
I have never met someone else to get the gnomes.
What did you see.

>>10101232
No, I didn't get gnomes. But tell me about what you're experiencing.

>>10101235
Right now nothing, as I took the necessary precautions to get them to go away briefly.
I can't describe the gnomes in great detail right now.
I am still hunting and making sure they dont show back up.

Mostly I check the house for gnome signs and if I spot one I need to starting hunting them.
They are skittish and leave quickly during a hunt.
They dress not like a stereotypical gnome-suit like some fantasy shit but in rags and robes. But I don't dare spot them when they are preforming tricks or they get mad as shit.
The first time I saw one he was stealing my neighbors mail and I caught him and they tortured my household for 4-6 weeks.

>drunkenly looking at bbw's on pof again


I predict fucking a very fat ugly girl, Very soon

>>10101196
Every fucking day man. Sometimes I lay awake in bed and just repeat the lord's prayer in my head ad infinitum. No luck yet.

>>10101235
>>10101254
But also it could be either

My subconscious manifesting gnomes to punish me for not being a good person
Mental illness is a possibility
Real gnome fuckers
or WD delusions.

Or a combination of all 4.
I think I have it narrowed down to whats causing it.

>>10101255
Well I guess I can't stop you, have fun and be safe. It could be worse you could be going down on a prostitute. So cheers to not doing that.

>>10101254
Have you been to the doctors over this shit? I mean I'm sure you've explained yourself several times and have had people say that to you, but I'm just curious about what you've tried.

It seems like hallucinations (possibly WD's) or schizophrenia of some sort honestly.

>>10101266
The lord is around, he may not be comprehensible by a mortal , yet he is still around as a higher-dimensional being. There is so much that we cannot explain and the bible was a great interpretation of him.

Pray to him and he will understand.
But ultimately it is up to you to have the willpower and strength to change for he wants you to live to the best of your ability and will reward you for trying, even if you fail.

>>10101231
I feel terrible because I drink, I know that. But I also feel better when I drink. I need someone to tell me that in x amount of time after not drinking, you won't feel like your heart is going to explode and you'll actually feel ok again. How long does that take? Just give me a goal, something that will allow me to make notches on a stick and give me hope.

>>10101273
No doctor necessary, I understand that these gnomes where probably placed in my path for a reason, to combat them is to succeed.
When they are gone I do well.
And I am getting better at battling them.

Aight that's it, I'm sweeping my entire house for audio bugs.

>>10101071

That's the curse of working a cushy office job, you cant just go around getting into fights with co-workers. When you work blue collar you can just handle it in the parking lot.

>>10101288
Gain better willpower to only drink a bit before bed or at socially acceptable hours.

The true way is to drink in moderation or not drink at all. Yet we all seem to have trouble with both.
I just want to go back to having a glass of whiskey or two a day.

>>10101294
Hope I didnt get you paranoid anon. Audio bugs are expensive and it is most likely just an el cheapo tape recorder. But do report back.

>>10101255

I've been there brother and everytime it was more shameful than an embarrassing blackout bender.

>>10101305
nah I appreciate it man, he's a real worm and has done shit like record me on his phone or take pics of my bedroom. That's absolutely within the guys wheelhouse. You may well have saved me a ton of trouble, worse case I just waste a few hours roaming around looking for audio bugs

>>10101288
just go a full workweek without drinking
then once you know it's possible, you take longer and longer breaks

>>10101273
Gnomes are real, and so are faeries and aliens and shit. Guy sounds sane to me. I'd advise him to read some old folklore on how to deal with them. Also quit drinking.

>>10101315
Indeed. Demons are very real too, which to me is evidence of some sort of god whether he be Christian or otherwise. Can't have darkness without the light

>>10101312
Okay damn maybe I could be right.
I hope I'm wrong though because that is some super-shady shit.
I battle gnomes so I know all about trickery.
and dealt with the law/courts enough to know police procedure.

>>10101202
I know the feel. I've considered AA too even though I hate the "you're a helpless addict, submit to god" thing. I just need to be around other struggling alkies that keep telling me not to drink, I guess. Power in numbers sort of thing, maybe.

>woke up with someone else's cum on the pizza box

>>10101025
Anyone here drink boneshaker its delicious

>>10101255
could be worse. it could be a ginger girl

>>10101336
I liked it when I went for about 4 months. Hard part is sticking around long enough to develop an actual community that holds each other accountable.

I'm just so tired of the fear.

>>10101472
What is "the fear" for you? I really never had problems with anxiety or social interaction, myself. I just get a deeply uncomfortable sensation in my chest like I'm going to have a heart attack and die if I don't ingest a glass of vodka asap.

>>10101498
Is this just corn's survival mechanism? Am I a slave to a cereal grain? Are plants really just that much smarted than mammals?

>>10101498
It feels like existing is just terrifying. LIke I'm electric and exhausted at the same time. Basically bordering on panic attack, delving into panic for a bit and then coming back to the border for hours on end.

>>10101507
>>10101507
lmao never thought about it like that.

>>10101498
>>10101533
how do I get rid of the fear?

Exgf's dad died anon here. Trying to check in with this bitch every so often, but she keeps being a cunt to me. Should I just give up on us ever getting back together?

>>10101255
Ata boy

>>10101562
You're still trying? I think that ship has sailed 20 years ago.

>>10101562
Give up man, I saw the way it went down. Give up.

>>10101562
>Should I just give up on us ever getting back together
Yes you should. Just accept that it's over. Trust me, I wasted the better part of a decade trying to "win back" a girl. You'll just waste your fucking tine because the best she's going to do is use you as an emotional tampon.

>>10101569
>>10101571
>>10101574
I don't get how I turned into such a sad faggot after only 4 years with her. When I first met this cunt, I was fucking some other broad and neither knew about the other.

>>10101580
Karma for cheating man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pHNkOQCIzk

>>10101560
>>10101560
Tapering helps to diminish it, but if you're trying to get sober there isn't really a way around it.

Drinking helps but that will just make it worse in the long run. Showers, going for a walk and just binging menial youtube shit helps, but I'm always too jumpy to really enjoy much of anything.

I have a moderate case of the fear right now.

>>10101584
he never said he cheated, just that he met the girl while banging another girl. You dont immediately become monogamous with a girl you just met you weenie

>>10101603
Aye i missed the When i first met this cunt,

>>10101594
But when does it stop??? I need reassurance that I won't feel like I'm on thd verge of death someday.

>>10101603
This is what happened yeah. But she was the needy one at first. I used to be so self assured and shit

>>10101652

That's what you get for showing the hoes love.

>>10101652
Fuck man who cares about love and romance. You're going to suffer and get sick and die. What the fuck is life and why do people think it's good? Please god help me.

>>10101642
Usually about 3 days if I taper. It decreases in intensity daily. The heart rate shit fixes it self relatively quickly if i remember correctly.

Alcohol is a poison. We just gotta stop poisoning ourselves and we won't feel like we're dying.

>>10101642
>>10101642
Also it never goes away, it just hides if we don't drink.

We can't drink and not get the fear. If you get drunk, you will get the fear every time.

>>10101642
pro-tip: stop fighting it, just let go. Even if you did die, which you're not, it would be putting you out of your misery

Just drank the pint of whiskey I had initially intended to dump. It wasn't enough, and I want wine but I'll probably settle for weed. At least that way I'll just pass out and not be mean or anything

>>10101688
weed >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wine

Can't fucking sleep. I'm exhausted but I"m just laying here rolling around watching fucking ja/ck/ videos.

Out of taper beers and didn't go to get more. This feeling sucks. Hopefully I feel better tomorrow.

>>10101697
get outta here

>>10101733
Wine
>tastes like shit
>gives shitty hangovers
>will probably make you grow a vagina
DUDE WEED
>tastes great
>combines with the drunken feeling perfectly
>wont cause you to ruin your life unless you are actually retarded and abuse the fuck out of it
>is illegal so you know its good

>>10101769
Wine
>tastes like shit
You're right port is better

>>10101769
weed makes me freak out, i smoked a tiny bit about a week ago just at home alone, and couldn't relax for shit, just ending up walking around my house trying to give myself things to do to take my mind off it. felt like the old woman from requiem for a dream.
it's a shame, because i used to smoke it a lot, and enjoyed it for a while.

(red) wine tastes nice and makes me comfy, is good.

>>10101562
Hey look on the bright side eventually enough time will pass and she will just be a distant memory.

friendly reminder that we have a very lovely irc chat channel
https://client00.chat.mibbit.com/?channel=%23al/ck/&server=irc.rizon.net

>>10101820

Can I add you on Friendster first, gramps?

>>10101862
no fuck off you nigger kike

>>10101869
based

love al/ck/
hate everything else

>>10101869
>>10101872

Fuck both you queers. I'd fuck your old ass up and then spark your gay lover out with one shot.

>>10101885
say that to my face internet tough guy and not just drunk on a mongolian horse archery forum and see what happens

drinking on a monday night
gotta wake up in 7 hours for a psychologist appt before work. ain't life just peachy

>>10101025
>tfw literally walked 2 miles to throatfuck a fat prostitute till she puked for $40 then walked 2 miles back home. Just glad I didn't drive. Wew.

>>10101025
How do you guys cut cost? I'm not that bad yet but the cost is just so fucking much. It's at almost $100 a week for me buying bottom barrel spirits

>>10101959
Drink bottomer shelf.

I drink 3 handles of popov a week and that's only 48 dollars

>>10101998

WTF I'm getting fucked. Popov is 20$ a handle where I'm at.

>>10101998
I guess I drink about 5 handles. Maybe it's because I drink Whiskey? Is Vodka cheaper?

>tfw got a fat ass bbw coming over tomorrow after just a few hrs of drunkly hitting on pawgs on pof

I can already smell the sweaty pussy and regret

>>10102002
Damn nigga where? The Bible belt?

>>10101810
That's what makes me sad though. We were talking about getting engaged and shit

>>10102004
>Is Vodka cheaper?
Is the pope catholic?

>>10101953
>>10102007
what's up with you guys and fatties?

>>10102022
Sorry anon. I really don't know much. I've only ever really drank Whiskey since being an adult. Vodka tastes disgusting to me.

>>10101953
In my case, I just picked the first hooker i saw since I was so tired from my walk to that area

>>10102013

Los Angeles. Wish I was back in Dixie so I could ranomly find moonshine on hikes.

>>10102024
Fatties are more likely to put up with alcoholics and its rare you'll find a bbw who isn't tighter then the virgin Mary.

I also like fat asses, So the whole thing fits me like a glove

>>10102030
Did you nut at least

>>10102059
Yeah, hard. To make her puke was unexpected, but definitely pushed me over.

>>10101953
living the dream

Why does vomiting feel so good?

>>10101025
First day not drinking in at least two months, possibly longer. Hopefully I can keep it up. I've stocked up on soda, snacks and distractions (tv, video games, books etc.)

>If I can just make it through the rest of my life, I'll be fine.

Tapered down from about 15 Australian standard drinks per day (3/4 of a bottle of whiskey, which is babby tier to most seasoned alcos, but I'm still young and lightweight) two weeks ago to 2 drinks yesterday.

>tfw i couldn't even picture being an alcoholic a couple of years ago
>tfw i subsequently got a well-paying job, and realised the only thing that had previously stopped me from getting drunk every night was being poor...

Good luck lads!

>>10102289
It doesn't. Just wait until it starts fucking up your mouth and throat.

>>10102316
>puke a lot
>throat starts to heal over and develop thicc scar tissue

will this finally allow me to do death metal vocals

>>10102289
Did you recently make $40 giving a blowjob to a drunk guy, by any chance?

>>10102323
You want faster results smoke 2 packs a day.

>>10102332
brb buying all of the cigarettes

>>10101562
Give up Zach.

>>10101562
We have told you this over and over dude.

>start drinking heavily
>again
>spend money on booze instead of my loony meds
>feel really, really shit a few days later
hmm really makes u think

>be fine
>be not fine while fine
>buy beer
>fucking mineline beer
>liquor coming

I don't even want help, I expected this.

>>10102431
Sorry was too drunk. don't remember any of that

>>10101025
getting drunk playing some nba live getting my ass kicked good times

>>10101282
such bullshit. if there is a god, it's everything, which is somehow conscious. that means we're a part of it. the part can't ever comprehend the whole, it has no contrast by which to even be conscious of itself. it'd have to see itself objectively; from outside of its self, in which case given that it's everything, the thing outside of itself would simply become a part of it, and it'd no longer be able to see itself. to truly objectively see and understand what it was, it'd have to become a separate entity. an entire universe of confusion would explode out of nowhere, which would then begin trying to understand what all the new stuff was. probably by way of having tiny sensory organs aimlessly wandering around inside itself, trying to make sense of what was going on. i.e being life forms present in the universe.
if there is a god, it's totally clueless. if it gives a shit about us it's only because we're it's sensory organs, and being stabbed in the eyes/ears hurts. it has no control over what happens to us, it just observes stuff through us. then explodes into another god when it makes sense of everything.

>drink every night for a week
>fell happy and out of this planet
>get drunk tonight
>fell like shit
fucking why. all i want is to fell good for an hour or two

>>10102684
There's always a wall on a bender. You probably hit the wall finally after seven days

How do I know if I need to taper? I kinda just want to quit cold turkey so what are red flags that mean I should taper down?

>>10102688
>annoyed that i feel like i need another shower 'already'
>realise its been 29 days

>>10102688
yeah nah yeah, probably should take a week or two off

>>10102711
Shaking, sweating, crazy nightmares, unbearable anxiety

>>10102717
Fuck.

>>10102723
Buy a load of cans of 8%, chug one if stuff becomes too intense. If you feel good you've had too much.

Alcohol detox guy here. Been sober for 5 days but had a short conversation with mom this morning and she was being idk just being so annoying. I get irritated very easily on my first days/maybe even weeks i don't know havent been sober for more than 2 weeks since 2015 probably. SO I went to buy 1 beer, 0.5l of vodka, also lots of food cause i was out. Drank the beer behind the shop then chugged some vodka and used coke as a chaser. Then spilled half of the coke and poured vodka into the bottle and came home, my parents are extremely mad about me drinking nowadays, so I have to hide it. Pic = 0.5l of vodka + coke. I will also have to piss in an empty pepsi bottle in my room soon cause If I start going to toilet to often I will leave alcohol smell there and just pissing too much makes my parents suspicious already.

Dont even know why i drank today, just got irritaed so easily and even calmed down, but I already decided "Fuck you im gonna drink" hours before so I went and just bought it.

>>10102730
I'll do that. I just want off this ride.

>>10102743

>>10101323
>Can't have darkness without the light
so true, but what's the light, you? how can it be without you having a dark side too? all good and evil is inside of us, not manifest in some separate entity. what do you think that voice in your head is that tells you to drink one more time, and what do you think the voice is that's telling you it's a bad idea and to not give in to temptation? you're god and the devil in one.

>>10102561
spotted the debbie downer :(

>>10102717
been drinking heavily for ten years never got any of that after one day off

>>10102793
Dumbass

>>10102740
yikes, your life seems very bleak to me, and I'm not in a great position myself. You need to find something to help you cope with that irrational anger, fuckin meditate or something mate, jesus.

>>10102743
Don't do that. Or, if you must, don't buy a load of them. You will end up drinking all of them. Get one at a time.

How do you guys drink so much and not get fat?

>>10102827
Alcohol does in fact make you fat
Beer is putting the calories on me, I don't even live an unhealthy lifestyle otherwise

>>10102827
I am fat, I got fat from alcohol :Dd. Bad face too. At age 15 I had blonde golden hair, perfect body perfect white face. Now red spots, bloated face and i'm fat :p

>>10102827
i eat like 1/2 a meal per week

>>10102827
I am slightly /fit/ and run daily before i start drinking

>>10102833
Good!!!!! Destruction ! I wish I could destroy myself that hard but I live with parents and I have to be sober sometimes. This year I start working as a truck driver finally I'll save money then move to some cheap country like philippines, and start drinking hardcore, bringing 20L of strong booze from the shop and just drinking, eating once every 3 days, complete fucking destruction.

>>10102827
Cardio and beans.

Not an alc but has anyone else here
/woken up in a pool of your own piss/?
Happened twice, both times getting drunk off beer. I make sure to stay up a while to empty my bladder before sleeping when I'm hammered now

>>10102841
uhm, not sure i'm quite onboard with that, it's painful as hell. i'd eat if i could stand to.
you could always move to cambodia and go down the tefl route. new career, loads of bootleg booze, weed on the high street and grils following you everywhere, just for showing up and being white.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFNNz7ime3M

Bros, my chest feels really tight lately. Not painful, just tight. Anybody experience this? Pretty worried desu. For the first time feeling ready to Sober up. It's 5:45 here and I'm thinking of going for a drive and picking up a small 250ml bottle to my last drink since I don't have work till 2:00.

>>10102856
Where do you live where you can get alcohol that early? No liquor store here will open before like 11 AM

>>10102873
Gas station sells spirits, very overpriced, but whatever. Considering just trying to sleep but I already slept. I know more time awake means more temptation.

>>10102873
Fascism. How do you manage the morning shakes?

I think I'm physically addicted to caffeine, you guys.

>>10102905
Call an ambulance

>>10102905
fuck off to your /sip/ general. this is for men who drink real shit, not carbonated piss

I'm WD and this is really stressing me out.
>https://youtu.be/yHqdESArkqU?t=55s
Why does Obi-Wan go "ugh" around the 56 second mark? Was he going to head butt Darth Mauls saber? I NEED ANSWERS

>>10102915
He came.

>>10102915
His Master preempted his attack and he was surprised, frustrated and worried. Qui Gon begins losing control soon after this as he fights Maul one on one. Don't stress friend. Relax.

>>10102927
I have seen the movie, I don't think that's why Obi-Wan made that sound. Can't find anything online about it and it's driving me nuts.

>>10102915
gayer than a trap thread. why is this movie so popular?

>>10102873
Where I live all liquor stores open at 8am and stay open till 10pm.

>>10102561
Nigga what? Could you phrase that better because I seriously doubt all people are just walking around as tiny sensory organs.

My "drugs instead of booze" method isn't going so hot desu

i want of this fucking ride... i feel like cattle. make someone else rich.eat.drink.sleep.repeat

>>10101315
>>10101323
I've seen the shadow man before. He induced sleep paralysis onto me and people visited me and stood over me while I lay there paralyzed.

>>10103233
Have you seen the man that walks in your eyes?

>>10103238
No. But that's awful.

What does al/ck/ think about the alcoholic alternative lifestyle? Is it better than normie sober lifestyle?

>>10103385
are you asking whether al/ck/ enjoys alcoholism? first time here?

>>10103385
I've never known a normie kind of a life ever.

>>10102289
>>10102316
I don't enjoy vomiting or think that it feels good persay, but it doesn't bother me at all. If I have to puke it's just like, oh well, time to puke, and I just do it like a mechanical action. It's easy.

>>10102827
honestly for me, I don't eat that much until I'm wasted, I am moderately active (work on my feet, walk everywhere) and I guess my metabolism is pretty solid. I drink really sugary shit and eat garbage but I've never really gone over 150lbs and I'm 5'11"

>>10102913
>alcoholism is manly

dude

>badly want to have kids
>don't want them to have to live like I do with this shitty curse
why does biology torture me like this

>>10103498
My grandfather was an alcoholic that quit drinking once he found out his wife was pregnant. It's either booze or kids, pick one.

>>10103498
Wouldn't you rather sip on an estrogenic craft beer, goy? You don't need any more white children. Not when Smirnoff is half price! Hehehe, that's a good little goy now. Drink up!

>>10103571
neither, please. i can't imagine handing that much power over to a gril. the moment she gets pissed off she can cuck me for decades. nope.

>>10103596
wtf are you talking about? you sound like a kid from /pol/

>>10103597
I had an old friend that had a baby girl and kept drinking just as much as he did before he had her. Before she could talk she used to pick up empties and mimic him drinking it. My parents drank around me and it most definitely has had an effect on me. I doubt i'll ever have kids myself but I would never let that be one of the first things my kid sees.

Anyone else ever get blisters/some kind of rash/bumps in their mouth from throwing up stomach acid all day after a bender? I've never actually figured out what it is. Burning from the acid? Bacteria? Didn't really make sense for me this time considering the acid was so watered down from sipping water constantly in between throwing up.

>drink
>get terrible, dehydrated sleep, feel awful
>don't drink
>don't sleep at ALL, feel even worse
suffering

>>10103656
No but I've had the skin on my palms peel off before and I didn't know what to attribute it to.

>>10103687
I've had that on my hands and the bottom of my feet. Even after quitting for periods of time it continued. Might be attributed to over health though.

>>10103687
same happens to me. doc said it was stress related.

>>10103603
Pssh. Nothin personal, kid.

>>10103761
Oh. You are in fact a kid from /pol/.

For me it's the 1:1:1 boulevardier

>>10102827
drinking vodka only, exercising, only eating 1 meal a day.

Look at radio personality KC Armstrong, That guy is a severe alcohol and he's bigger then the Rock

>>10101288
2 months

>>10103931
He probably is on roids. Alcohol kills your test.

> girlfriend wont talk to me because I passed an Important exam drunk
Bitch is just jealous I aced it drunk and she failed

Got some not so restful, but actual sleep last night. Laid there twitching and moving all over until my brain finally just gave up and let me sleep. No nightmares which was nice.

I think tonight might be that /firstgoodsobersleep/ of the past 2 weeks

If you just drank until tipsy and never went blind, unconcious-tier drunk, you reckon you could be a functional alcie without all of the nasty shit associated with excessive drinking?

>>10104028
Kindling would catch up with me eventually

>>10103975
You're lucky you even have someone who puts up with your alcoholism and the fact that you call her a bitch.

>>10104042
She could still be a colossal bitch and put up with his alcoholism

>>10104044
I'll never understand people who stay in those types of relationships if that's the case. Fuck sex, I wouldn't want to deal with a partner who treats you like shit, on either side of the coin.

>>10104028
It all depends.

My dad can drink like a fish all weekend and be fine on monday. I hit it hard on a weekend and I spend monday withdrawing because of fucking kindling like

>>10104038
this anon said.

Basically once you cross that threshold, you can't enjoy alcohol anymore because you're just pushing off the shitstorm. Your threshold for WD gets lower and lower.

>>10104055
Lot of people are terrified of being alone so they settle.

>>10104074
I guess. I'm miserable enough and have way too many problems as it is to add another factor to it all. Just me though.

Sometimes I sit here and wonder how much money I would have right now if I didn't spend shitloads of it on booze over the past years and years...and years.

>>10104042
This

>>10102846

I'm not a bedwetter yet but I piss in stupid places. I've pissed in the bathroom trashcan, in my girlfriends clothes hamper, out if my window, and on my carpet and the kitchen sink.

>>10104153
There's been times I've woken up, had to piss and said, "Fuck it," and it go right there. My mattress is ruined.

>>10104157
Ever WD and your autonomic nervous system is so tense it's almost hard to pee?

Weird feeling

>>10104157
My toilet is literally 5 paces away from my bed. I haven't pissed in it for like 2 years. Always into a jug which I empty when it's full. Normally out of the window, which is only 2 paces away.

>>10104171
All the time.

>>10104171
I've had that with farts. It sucks, especially when you're bloated from gas.

just ordered some gyros and fries for delivery, about to crack open the first beer of the day and drink a little while it comes. have a 30 of miller lite and some soju, nothing to to today so just gonna drink at home until i pass out

>>10104171
Wait, that's a thing? For the longest time it'd take me HOURS to piss. I just had to hold a jog between my legs and forget about it. Fapping was no easier

>>10104178
I wish they still sold the mini Miller Lite kegs. Those were so good.

>>10104171
Daily

>>10104183
never tried it, i guess i missed out :(
ive always loved miller lite even though its cheap shit because i drank it so much in college. brings back good times when everyone was on the party train with me. now its just me still riding the same damn thing when all my friends have gotten off and work good jobs

Anyone else when not drinking experience bloat and stomach pain? Is this a WD? I can't find much about it online

Anyone else keep reserve alcohol incase of a natural disaster or ww3?

I keep 5 handles in my basement just incase, My biggest fear is dying sober or a natural disaster where I can't get to the liquor store.

>>10104178
Sounds comfy.

Check out the carpetbagger on YouTube if you're looking for something to watch. Cool guy that travels to strange roadside attractions and he isn't a clickbaity asshole like so many other youtubers

>>10104190
Yeah it's me and Keystone. When I go to bike rallies I still get two 30 packs.

Btw, bike rallies are great excuses to get wasted in public. Bikers are so nice, they'll help you to your campsite, then the next day buy you breakfast.

>>10104201
>carpetbagger
thanks man, will check him out. was considering what to watch good timing
>>10104202
shit i gotta look into that. theres nothing better than drinking beer all day

>>10104199
I can't keep alcohol in my place or around me without drinking it, so no.

I would give anything to live in the 60's or 70's. I hate the generation I live in

>>10104283
I mean, I could probably guess why, but care to elaborate?

>>10104283
The 60's would have been amazing for sure.

>>10104283
I dunno I think /currentyear/ is pretty cool

>>10104178
life is okay sometimes lads

I just successfully had a shave and a shower. I'm practically god.

>>10104316
Feels good after not doing it for a while, doesn't it?

>>10101998
Where do you live? In The US (at least where I am from) you can buy a 1.75 liter bottle of bottom shit tier Karkov vodka for $ 10.99

>>10104323
29 days iirc. Christ it's a hassle, but man it's worth it

>>10104316

>shave

Kek, I just use a beard trimmer and trim my facial hair pretty short whenever I start looking really shabby; fuck shaving. I did take a shower and change my bedding last night, though. Feels good.

>>10104348
T-that is actually exactly what I meant by "shave"

>>10104343
>tfw you get through a long bender and the following WD's
>shower and clean yourself up
>do dishes that have been sitting in your sink for who knows how long
>do laundry and finally have nice, clean clothes
>get rid of all garbage, clean computer desk, bathroom, kitchen, floors and vacuum
>change sheets on bed and have a nice comfy sleep finally that night
There is no better feel, my man.

>>10101025
i only come to these threads to feel better about my own life

you people are fucking pathetic

>>10104372
Thanks man, we try.

>>10104372
t-thanks you too

>>10104366
I have almost no clothes, I once got drunk for months on end, and by the time I went to clean them, they were all in one, big, stuck together block of mould.

>>10104372
That's pretty sad. You obviously don't have any reason to feel good about your life then and have to fake it by doing this.

>>10104383
nice projection m8

>>10104382
>stuck together block of mould
...Why was there mould on them?

>>10104394
There was a wet towel in with them, in a room with no heating, for months.

>>10102905
Is this fucking bait? Get off this board.
>meh I’m addicted to caffeine
Take some aspirin when you get a headache- cringe/10

>>10104400
Damn. There was no saving any of it?

>>10104413
No, it was literally all congealed into one block. Even the wicker basket it was in was practically disintegrating from the thick mould on everything

>>10104393
>any statement can be countered by accusing the offending party of projection

>>10104421
it's pretty clearly projection, this being in a fucking alcoholic thread.

really nigga

>>10104419
I hope you get some new clothes soon, anon.

>>10104426
I don't talk to anyone in real life.

>>10104433
Thanks dude. Guess I'll have to at some point. I have 1 pair of jeans, 1 t-shirt and a dressing gown atm.

>>10104444
I know. We all know. How's that liver doing?

>>10104444
Just stop responding to him. He's fishing for (You)'s,

>>10104449
Listen, it's time to fight, put your dukes up you soyim fuck.
*throws a punch at you and misses*

>>10104453
>just ignore the evil man, he'll go away
Man these threads are worse hugboxes than reddit.

>>10104495
Guess you won't want to stay then. Gutted

>>10104502
I enjoy laughing at redditors almost as much as I do laughing at the losers in these threads. Almost.

>>10104306
Is that a mother fuckin' donair? Looks like a mother fuckin' donair.

>>10104503
Getting strong vibes that your dad beat you or something and your life will likely end in suicide.

>>10104504
donair or gyro idk what the difference is to be honest with you. i just love how it tastes

>replying to obvious trolls
>trolling an alcoholics general on 4chan
you guys are pretty fucking dumb sometimes

>>10104509
I thought you were supposed to be ignoring me.

>>10104503
Bit of a sad reflection on your own life, really. But whatever makes you feel better

>>10104520
>laughing at losers makes you a loser too
ok

>>10102034
Max pls

been in bed all day anxious as fuck and i dont want to drink again but i know i have to to stand any chance of sleeping

>>10104613
Do you have work or something? I know it sucks, but if you can get through the initial discomfort, you'll feel a fuck ton better.

>>10101255
I just quietly ended a FWB relationship with a fat, dichromatic hair tumblrwhale.

I do miss creampieing her pussy raw and her great blowjobs though. She had a lot of fucking emotional problems that I could tell were just going to get worse the more we fucked to the point where she would probably stop taking her birth control without telling me so that I would get her pregnant.

So I just cut out all contact and blocked her number. As much as I miss having a regular sex partner, that's all she was and I couldn't stand every other aspect of her personality despite being relatively polite to her.

Sorry for rant. We drink a little before we fuck (well I do since I have to drive her fat ass to my place and back; she gets shitfaced and high until all she can articulate is putting my dick into her mouth or pussy) to keep it on topic.

>>10104613
I know that feeling bro
I'm unemployed and currently dealing with a medical issue that prevents me from working out and sleeping normally like I used to so now I just drink to pass the time and sleep

>cold as fuck here so the entire building has their heat cranked up
>it's heating the fuck out of my apartment while I sweat my ass off from wd's

>saved up $5,000
>dad loses job
>do the right thing and help him out with bills/rent etc
>my savings depleted
>i lose my job

why continue?

>>10104306
From the thumbnail I thought the bag of fries was a cat
lmao

>>10104693
Oh shit, I see it.

>>10104691
>No more money for alcohol
JUST

>>10104693
lol i cant see it but i do have a cat!

>>10104707
>be allergic to cats
>everyone has a fucking cat
>a thousand missed relationship opportunities, can't go to parties, can't go to friends' houses, can't do any job which requires me to go into peoples' houses, can't even have lawn furniture, stay indoors forever
FUCK CATS.

>>10104707
Nice kitty

>>10104764
thanks! if it wasnt for him id probably have killed myself years before but he kept/keeps me going

That Space X launch certainly made me forget about my withdrawals for a few minutes.

>>10104510
Donairs have donair meat which is heavily seasoned/spiced, and donair sauce is sweet sauce consisting of primarily canned milk and sugar, a little bit of vinegar added to thicken it. Sometimes said donair sauce is substituted with sour cream. Cheese is optional. Comes standard with lettuce, onion, and tomato. All wrapped up in pita bread.

>>10104843

Yeah. It was a nice break in the news cycle from Trump being a nonstop fucking idiot.

I have no willpower or desire to do anything. I don't want people around or near me and I just keep pushing away anyone who tries. Not drinking sucks, but drinking sucks even more. It's so conflicting.

>>10102324
kek

>>10104859
Trump's fucking amazing, you ungrateful wretch. Try living in Trudeau's Canada. At least you still have your freedom of speech and right to bear arms! Up here our 'freedom of expression' as supposedly outlined in our Charter of Rights and Freedoms is being absolutely trampled on and as for firearm ownership it is THOROUGHLY a privilege, not at all a right. Not only that, but our spineless cuck of a leader actually corrected a girl who was CLEARLY a 'fellow feminist' by saying that he prefers to use 'peoplekind' rather than 'mankind'.

I say again, you are FUCKING lucky to have Trump. He actually CARES about the American people and wants to prevent or at least try and limit terrorists from coming in, meanwhile Trudeau is actively welcoming in ISIS fighters, even fighters who have KILLED American soldiers, infamously having given over $10,000,000 Canadian dollars to such a terrorist without permission from Parliament. You have no fucking IDEA how amazingly, beautifully patriotic Trump is and how much he cares for you if you are a true American. As a white Canadian male, as far as Trudeau is concerned, I'm a 'privileged oppressor'. He's happily adopted postmodern cultural Marxist ideology, and he's using this cultural Marxism to run our nation! A Marxist is running Canada! A fucking Marxist!

>>10105010
>He actually CARES about the American people
>Chokes on drink laughing
Sorry, I won't engage you, don't wanna shit up the thread... but... nah, nevermind.

>>10102841
Jesus fuck dude

>>10105010

>He actually CARES about the American people

>>10105010
I love how he just hands money to foreigners while actual Canadian middle and lower class struggle.

I just slept for 12 hours straight on day 2 of sobriety. Is this what it's like to be sober?

I had a meeting with my DUI counselor today. First time i met with her. She said i didn't look like an alcoholic. Told her I hadn't been drinking.
>Day 3 of bender
Went and bought two tall cans and a bottle of wine right after the meeting. Just finished the second tall can.

>>10105077
Certainly not in my experience. I haven't slept properly for... I don't even know how long. I'm so tired that nothing feels real

>>10105077
it was well after day 2 for me, but at some point early into my last recovery, i was sleeping 11-14 hours a day. i think your body binges on restful sleep after being deprived of it for so long.

>>10105084
What the fuck. I've gone into work hungover to the point people thought I was a walking corpse and no one noticed. If anything, my personality improves when I'm in that kind of pain.

Do you like red or white wine? White wine is easier on my stomach but it doesn't give me the kind of drunk I get from red. Also I can't find a good dry white wine I REALLY like and usually just drink whatever random bottle I buy. Even the sauvignon blancs are usually too sweet.

>bar running low
Kill me famalam

>>10105447

That's not the bar of an alcoholic.

>>10105077
I sleep like a god when I'm sober. I get bad acid reflux when I binge drink complete with a "lump" in the throat for the next 2-4 days. When I lay me down to sleep, the acid splashes up my esophagus, very likely into my sinuses and causes them to swell like motherfuckers till they close up. I don't normally breathe through my mouth when I sleep so I get a brief case of apnea where I will drift off breathing through my mouth. Then my brain tries to breathe through my nostrils and I wake up suffocating. I've even had dreams where I was gasping for air or suffocating only to wakeup with my pillow over my mouth.

I have bad sinuses in general when I drink but I don't care because I'd rather have people thinking I have a cold 24/7 than go completely sober.

>>10105454
Depends on your definition of an alcoholic.
I drink a minimum of 6oz each fucking evening of the week.
I swear, once I arrive home I can't resist to drink away the rough day That I had.

>>10105029
Trump does care.
The media just use him as an excuse not to do any interesting work or try at their jobs. Anyone even remotely left leaning pathologically hates him.
Everything is a total mess, but he isn't.

>>10104677
That sounds like a fucked up relationship anon, I'd say you're bother better off

>>10105447
Almost all of those bottles have alcohol in them

>>10105447
This looks exactly like my parent's liquor cabinet before I started to drink.

>mfw drank/ate a bottle of maraschino cherries in moonshine when everything else was out
Ironically, they were glad about that little early bender of mine. They hated those things.

>>10105486
Please keep it out of here anon. I’m aching to tear you apart but I’m stopping myself because it’ll ruin this thread.

>>10105486
>>10105496
>>10105010
>>10104859
>>>/pol/

>>10105447
If I have more than one bottle in the house it’s because I want enough left the next morning that I won’t throw up on the way to buy more. If I had that much I’d simply avoid leaving the house for a week, then be back to the normal 0-2 bottles.

>>10105496
oh fuck off you ripe cunt no one cares least of all me

>>10105510
Nobody here wants political discussion, it always ruins the thread. Now fuck off.

>>10105516

Trump is half the reason I drink so much.

>>10105042
Meanwhile Trump is dealing with the PROBLEM of illegal immigrants both taking the jobs of Americans while also lowering the average wage of the nation at the same time. He's also implemented highly successful tax cuts that is actively leading to more jobs in the country, more factories, and employers are hiring more people and giving raises because they have so much more money coming in. People can laugh at the concept of Trump caring about America, I expected it since anti-Trump rhetoric is HUGELY popular these days particularly on CNN, MSNBC, The View, talk shows, and basically any mainstream network or television show that touches on politics AT ALL. It doesn't change the fact that Trump is providing more jobs, doing everything he can while also dealing with the leftist's friction to try and keep Americans safe, he's NOT afraid of putting the words 'Islamic' and 'terrorist' in the same sentence (more than I can say for FUCKING Trudeau), and in fact black unemployment is the lowest it's EVER been in recorded history in the US.

But, of course, the blind American leftists refused to get up or clap to this. Even the blacks who were THERE during the State of the Union speech which, as it turns out, even roughly 47% or so of DEMOCRATS liked! They started chanting "USA, USA, USA" and one of the disgusting Commie leftists actually had to GET UP AND LEAVE! How anti-American can you get?! Well I'm sick of watching my freedoms erode away under the cultural Marxism of Trudeau, I've already known that I will someday move to America no matter what happens, even if the next Canadian Government is a Conservative Majority like the good days under Harper, but my resolve has only strengthened after watching the entirety of Trump's glorious State of the Union speech. I'M more of a God damn American than those anti-American Democratic CUNTS! GET OUT! If you don't like guns, you don't stand for what the Founding Fathers stood for, so GET OUT! Trump's a hero of freedom!

>>10104677
Seems like you made a good decision, imo. In my experience FWB relationships never end well so it's better to cut them off early before they can get REAL clingy.

>>10105528
Will you please leave, you infuriating fool?

>>10105542
Not that anon, but don't al/ck/ threads get nuked all the time for simply existing? Let Anon drunkenly ramble, where else is he gonna do it? /pol/ would tear the old geezer apart without leaving so much as his catheter behind.

>>10105555
quads of truth
just let fucko do his thing it's not hurting anybody and it's not like i'm gonna read all that shit anyway

>>10105528

Fuck off back to your containment board. Al/ck/ is for anons who actually know how to think, but choose not to.

>>10105555
If he doesn’t shut up I’ll respond, and he’ll be so traumatised having had his pitiful /pol/ bubble burst that it’ll go on for days. We’ve all seen what happens when this shit happens here.

>>10105555
They get nuked when the subject of politics is raised. I’m aching to tear down that pitiful wall of hole-strewn text he just shat all over the board, but I’m telling you it will destroy al/ck/.

>>10105579
nothing will destroy al/ck/ we'll just make a new thread you mong

>>10105566

>he thinks he can reason with a /pol/tard

>eye don lyk drumpf ecks dee!

>>10105579
Dude, if the thread gets constantly derailed by drunken political ramblings, just ignore them. If anyone knows that textual discourse doesn't change the mind, I would think it was a 4chan Anon. Jesus Christ.

>>10105579
God shut up already, who cares. Why is it so difficult for you to just ignore posts you hate and talk about something else yourself?

>>10105566
You sound just like a fedora-tipper thinking a Dawkins debate on Youtube will change a devout Protestant's stance on Jeebus.

>>10105584
No I’m quite certain that I can’t, but I can humiliate him. It’ll get the thread deleted.
Fuck it. I’ll leave, out of respect for al/ck/. I’ll check back in a few days. If he hasn’t fucked off back to /pol/, I’ll engage that fucking monstrosity of a text wall.

>>10103931
just more proof that vodka + a lot of water is the masterrace of drinking

>>10105594
You're being a little melodramatic, don't you think?

>>10105594

The thread has basically hit bump limit, anon.

>>10105594
Run away and never come back.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiM3dv7JoYU

New bread?

>>10105634
Use this as OP. Hahahahahahaaaa. Just kidding.

anybody here put a peepee in a vee lately?
not me
30 y.o. and working on 2 years no sex and 1 year no alcohol

wtf is the point

>>10105660
jus bee urself

>>10105660
Both of those you can fix with moneys.

>>10105667
yeah well hookers sound depressing as fuck, more depressing than not getting laid

>>10105667
I'll just never understand the appeal you guys see in hookers, man.

>>10105673
>>10105674
If I was gonna shell out for pussy, I'd get an escort where I not only paid for the sex but the performance as well. Of course shit hookers you pick off the street are gonna suck (not literal) ass.

>>10105679
but the whole time you are doing her aren't you gonna think "i am spending my money to make this stranger show me affection because nobody will show it to me naturally"

>>10105684
What if that's my fetish?

>>10104677

How's the smell? Last time I tried to fuck a fat bitch I threw up all over my backseat.

>>10105691
hahah then god have mercy on your soul brother

>>10105691
To each their own, fella.

>>10105694

Last time I fucked a fat bitch I ended up in a relationship that took my alcoholism to a whole 'nother level.

>>10105678
Awesome. 404’s and ferocious arguments imminent.
4chan is too immature for al/ck/. /pol/‘s shit is just too abrasive.

>>10105696
Jesus says he loves me regardless of my virtues.

>>10105555
>Let Anon drunkenly ramble
>old geezer

I'm presently 100% sober and I'm not quite yet 30. Proud Christian, proud Caucasian, proud Conservative, and someday I'll be a proud American and a proud Republican. Individual liberty trumps cultural Marxism any day of the week. I am of the most important minority on the planet, the minority of the individual, and I will not partake in the bullshit that is identity politics. White people belt the west and the west is the greatest civilization ever seen in the history of mankind. To be here and not have any respect for white people whatsoever, you might as well go to Africa and have no respect for black people whatsoever while partaking in their """civilization""".

>>10105709
pol needs a new website desu

What should I drink ?

>>10106080
Nothing. Stop while it’s still fun.

>>10105707

You guys need to stop showing the fucking hoes love. Ruining it for the rest of us.

>>10106080

All you're missing is some Hennessey and Alizee you fucking half nigger.

>>10106123
It's too late man... Same thing every evening otherwise I cant sleep.

>>10106165
You've no idea the hellfire you'll rain down on your health, social life, career, your friends and your family if you become an al/ck/. You should drink nothing and be tired.

>>10106181
Thank you for the advice.. My couple is already on the tense side and my work feel harder every fucking day.
It is the only way I can relax..

>>10104859
Imagine being so boring and retarded that your sole defining personality is managing to somehow shit on trump at totally unrelated points.

You faggots should all just go live somewhere else and be miserable together.

>>10105716
You're almost as bad you alt lite, Jordan Peterson spouting, Ben Shapiro listening shill

am already drunk to the point where world becomes light and i dont think too much about my problems but sobering up. i have 4 more beers in my house but my family knows about all about my stache. should i drink them or lay it off for tonight

>>10104859
Imagine being so boring and retarded that your sole defining personality is managing to somehow shit on trump at totally unrelated points.

You faggots should all just go live somewhere else and be miserable together.

>>10105716
You're almost as bad you alt lite, Jordan Peterson spouting, Ben Shapiro listening shill. You probably like ayn rand

>>10106263
also here is a cute girl i used to be in love in school

>>10106262
PLEASE stop.

>>10105716
>identity politics
>white people

That's literally identity politics. You Sargon faggots are retarded. At least the alt right is honest.

>>10106271
>>10106279
Oh god dammit. Where else can al/ck/ move to? /pol/ is DETERMINED to fuck everything up

>>10106272
ooft. noice.
>>10106279
>>10106271
Fuck OFF.

>>10106284
I usually keep my mouth shut.

>>10106295
I know it's hard, but I manage to shut the fuck up, so does 99% of al/ck/. As we see every god damned time, all it takes is one asshole to cause conflict, bans and thread deletions. Everyone here is on edge, it's not the place to invite arguments.

>>10106302
I know but come on, this:
>>10105716

Has got to be the dumbest post of the week at least

>>10106284
Just ignore the posts for fuck sake. We've been on /ck/ ages, we ain't going no where, m8.

>>10106311
Who cares? If you engage them in political conversation, it just goes on and on and on and on, and god forbid, this place will turn into /pol/.
>>10106315
They still need to be told to fuck off, just not debated, or it's never-ending.

>>10106328
I honestly rarely ever see politic talk in these threads and I'm here every single day.

>>10106328
literally this, once you engage a person like that it's game over. They're so fraudulently impassioned, so autistic that they'll reply and reply and even when everyone else has given up they'll keep posting.

>>10106336
Yea it's usually pretty light. Hard to be too judgmental when you're sweating booze all day and worrying about WD

>>10106336
Then you'll know that there is no political discussion because when there is, the threads instantly turn to dogshit.

>>10106351
Follow your own advise. Thy usually get derailed pretty quick. Alcoholics aren't known for their consistency

>>10106341
So just ignore it and discuss something else. It's really not difficult, man.

>>10106360
If some idiot comes in and begins screaming /pol/-tier shit in peoples' faces, they're going to tell the offending brats to fuck off, as they should.
>>10106359
The threads are almost totally harmonious but for political discussion. Political discussion on 4chan exclusively being some child coming in and screaming about how jews are running the world, niggers need to be shot, all rich people are conspiring and... oh fuck it, you know the drill. it's absolutely unbearable.

>>10106390
>jews are running the world,

but that one's true anon

>>10106425
Go tell the kids over at /pol/ all about it.

>>10106435
whatever, jew.

>>10106272
b8

>>10106315
I've stopped replying to political comments for quite some time but people keep replying. Some people have real abrasion with truth, any why not? Truth can hurt, in fact when applied on a personal basis truth can hurt far worse than falsehoods but that's not applicable here, well, except for the stuff like 'you Sargon faggots are retarded', 'alt right', 'alt light', 'dumbest post', etc. These, as far as I'm concerned, are untrue. Due to this fact, they do not hurt, just like claims of my being racist or sexist or homophobic or one of those made-up words like transphobic or islamophobic, and so on and so forth. Not only do they not contain truth when applied to me but they're also so unbelievably over-used in such a willy-nilly fashion that they've practically lost all meaning, which is dangerous. When half of a country is labeled a Nazi or a racist... what do we call REAL Nazis and racists? Anyways, even making this comment is a mistake because if my previous ones are any indication, this will only continue to political discussion, and even though I wasn't even the first one to mention Trump in this thread I know that the issue should just be dropped because more important things should be the main topic of conversation in this thread. We're all dealing with similar non-political struggles, we don't need politics dividing us.

>>10105716
>>10105528
>>10105010
t. me

>>10106425
I've had discussions with people on that matter, I still don't see how Jews are running the world...

>>10106474
You just can't help yourself, can you? Fucking die in a fire.

>>10106485
Hey man, I DID stop replying to them, but they kept going. I know I shouldn't have sent that post but, well, we're in this mess. I'm going to sleep soon so at the very least I won't be replying in the next thread, even if they try to ignite the embers of political discussion I won't be there to see it so it'll all be them, but yes, I am currently not exactly making things any better.

>>10106509
I hope you get your throat slit in your sleep and your mother is raped to death.

I said I was only going to work on weekends but eh, a sick pack shouldn't be that bad

>>10106530
Was that supposed to be a new thread? Probably best to leave it until this one 404's, dude. That'd make 3 threads up currently.

>>10106518
I'm ok with the second half of that.

>>10106559
Ok?
Dude just please, for fuck's sake, stop ruining the damn threads, it's selfish as fuck, this is not the place for /pol/ overflow

>>10102323
No because you use your false vocal chords if you do it right. Those aren't really affected. Push with your diaphragm and tighten your throat but not enough to strain it. If you do it right it shouldn't even be uncomfortable.

>>10106575
I don't even bloody go to /pol/. I just see what's happening to my nation's government, I see Americans as being VERY lucky to have a leader that's actually capable and is doing very CLEAR AND MEASURABLE good for his nation WHICH HE CLEARLY LOVES, and I see it as DISGUSTING ungratefulness to see such hatred for Trump. My position remains, leftist Americans need to grow up, or if they truly hate Trump that much then just get out and shut up. If I could vote for Trump in 2020 if he runs, I would, and I THOROUGHLY believe if his next 3 years go as well as his 1st did, ESPECIALLY if he gets that beloved wall built, then he's got a 2nd term in the bag, no question. Leftists would be in willful ignorance to think that foolish. Approval of Trump is rising, including among Democrats and minorities.

>>10103067
Alcohol is a drug. Doing more drugs to counteract the effects of another drug is never a good idea. You don't want to be a poly-addict, anon.

>>10106604
You selfish, evil, spiteful little fucking shit. You're absolutely determined that you're more important than al/ck/. Everyone else manages to keep their political views to themselves, because we want to avoid conflict and help eachother to fight alcoholism, but not you. You are a fucking cunt, you well and truly are vile. Selfish, self-consumed little manchild. For what little it's worth, if by some happy miracle I ever meet you, I will break your fucking jaw.
Carry on then, I'm out of here. You win. Go ahead and tear this place down. Well done, brat.

>>10101594
Im in a bathtub riggt now trying to combat it. I wish there was ANYTHING I could just take to make it go away or go to sleep and stay asleep until its over.
Stayed aober for 2 weeks...drank yesterday...had it hit me in public today so hard I had to leave. Back to cold turkey.
Id honestly rather have ANY sort of physical pain over being trapped in this mental hell.

>>10106939
pls halp or did /pol/ killed you guys.

>>10106939
New thread man. Check the catalog.

Ride it out man. I know the feeling. Have some decaf tea and just try your hardest to chill out. YouTube videos are great.