/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I know the word 'degenerate' gets thrown around a lot now, but this is why Western society is faltering.

>>10095760
Starbucks baristas will do the same thing if you pay them enough.

>>10095760
>idiocracy is becoming real

best timeline

>>10095760
>Order a coffee before choosing a prostitute on an iPad

What an age we live in

>>10095766
>prostitution is new
Fuck OFF

>>10095760
Is this even real?

>>10095766
Shaddap.

starschmucks btfo

>>10095780
Eurocucks are that degenerate, yes.

>>10095760
Why are euro women like this

>>10095790
I go to Germany monthly to get my dick sucked. Such is life in Luxembourg.

>>10095796
Why doesn't your mom just move back to Luxembourg?

>>10095815
She can't, they'd be overworking your mum then :3

can i choose men on the ipad?

>>10095835
It's in Switzerland so at least half of the selection will be men.

its all fun and games til a black customer walks in

>>10095760
>headed
kek

>>10095760
Do they only suck dicks?

>>10095875
If you got a prolapsed uterus they'll suck that too.

>>10095777
>prostitution isn't degenerate because it's existed for a long time

>>10095760
Not bad, here a blowjob from someone who doesn't look like a total trainwreck is gonna run you a hundred at least.

>>10095835
Well if we didn't already know you're a retarded faggot from the fact that you tried to use a spoiler on the food and cooking board

>>10095760
>latte
fun fact: "latte" is german slang for boner.
Morning wood can be translated to Morgenlatte.

>>10095904
It is clearly not the reason western civilization is falling, faggot.

>>10095769
a dimebag of weed to be precise

>>10095835
lmao anon is gay! yass slay xD

>>10095938
This. Northern european countries are perfect societies

http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/london-to-get-coffee-and-fellatio-cafe-a7170266.html

>>10095948
That's not what I said, fucko.

>>10095952
>>10095760
>fat whales will complain it is sexist that they don't get as many customers and get paid less too

>>10095875
Why not suck vulva?

what the fuck coffee alone is already $5 at starbucks if it's only extra 40 to get a blow job on top of that why go anywhere else

Breakfast
>Two slices of bread w/ turkey & cheese
> 1 very thin dry slice of bread w/ liver paté
>Tea

Snacks
>Small cup of raisins
>Square of dark mint chocolate
>Tea


Dinner
>Two slices of bread w/ eggs, seasoned with pepper & dijon (won't try THAT again)
>Tea

Lazy day, food wise.

Now watch all the supposedly progressive and sexually liberated people rage at this.

>>10095986
If a fat chick can suck my dick like she had a vacuum for a mouth id buy her.
Its not like the tables would be glass or anything.

>the opening scene of "Barbara Broadcast" will be reality in my lifetime

>>10095766
when has prostitution not existed? does this mean that society has been faltering since cavemen times?

>>10096181
>>10095986
>implying the ones raging won't be cuckservatives

>>10095760
>June 2016
40dollars for a bj and coffee seems cheap

>>10095986
The true patricians know that fatties give the best head.

>>10096397
this, whats the catch and can I order a crepe or strudel with the coffee?

>men ordering a coffee before choosing their prostitute on an iPad
Welcome to the 21st century.

>>10096380
>exploiting women for the satisfaction of men
>no i'm not mad! th-the conservatives will hate it!

>>10097106
It may be hard to believe but some women actually do it by choice.
source: couple of my friends are escorts

I will take my coffee in the shitter.

>>10095760
Since they want to run a brothel in essence, it will not happen, especially as a public business. Every city will probably block it for every reason they can find anyway.
How the dimwits behind this thought this could get through is beyond me.

tl;dr it's a publicity stunt for their escort network.

>>10095842
switzerland is one of the most conservative nations of Europe. guess you're mixing it up with Sweden again.

>>10096406
This is certifiably not true

I wonder if they put you in a room, or that its in public eye and the tablecloths are just long? Seems like it would suck if you couldn't even see the prostitute you chose.

>>10095760
But you can get a 7/10 Thai freelancer for a couple hours for less than that

>>10097258
Might as well just go to a rest stop in southern California

>>10095777
>>10096364
>prostitution pushed out of mainstream society thanks to Christianity
>stays that way for a thousand-odd years
>now it's ok to openly run a brothel and if you object you're attacked for being "closeminded"

>>10095766
>westerners
Prostitution is everywhere, and very old anon I'm pretty sure that there's even quran rules on how to properly practice it.

>>10095938
you're right
it's merely a symptom of the moral decay and the more general slide into me-only hedonism

>>10095766
imo we need to legitimize sex work YESTERDAY. We live in a world where breeding is not especially necessary and people NEED to get laid to stay sane.

>>10097307
Prostitution has always been a thing you idiot.

>>10097306
The koran tells you how to keep sex slaves. Why bother paying when you can just capture your enemy's daughters in war?

>>10097323
War as we knew it is dead.

Call me a bit old fashioned but I'm opposed to cow's milk but it's for a reason. I was growing up on a farm and there was this one cow that moo'd so politely. I'd work in the stocks and I never checked the cow's gender because I couldn't understand those sort of things. But this is a story of true love and I tell you that true love is eternal and sacred, like you learn from the Hindus. So I raised Ol Bess and she was my best friend because we grew up together. Fast forward Old Bess has a bunch of calves and they're all just adorable so I ate one of them and you know vegetarians, although they're not so good at the eating animals part they are aware of the idea that apparently you have to butcher them and eat them.

Now not having understood this previously my new cow overlords have allowed me to write this, or should I say moo cow overlords.

>>10097346
because my wife is a fat cow

>>10095766
What does degenerate mean?

>>10097371
Demographic /pol/ dislikes for differences in morality.

>>10095939
Holy shit, I thought I was the only one with this story.

This better be fucking real. I piss when I cum. Have done so for years. Have to wear a condom, even then I can't cum inside without filling the condom with cum then piss.
So I'm gonna fucking go here. I'll pay out the ass too. Gonna have my balloon pop in her mouth.

>>10097371
People who do things some other people don't like.

>>10095760
Is getting a prostitute actually worth it in places where it's legal?

>>10097381
step 1: hey where u from
step 2: (random small town or suburb)
step 3: oh when u get out

>>10097389
Define "worth it"

>>10097385
Correct answer.

>>10097383
I've never heard of anyone on this planet, holy fuck does this annoy me, you can't cum without pushing on your fucking bladder?

You're like my friend in highschool who couldn't drink out of a plastic bottle without sucking on it/deflating it, you're like that friend who couldn't walk and drink at the same time, you're that guy who can't pat his had and rub his tummy.

Shit makes me so mad.

>>10097389
wherever prostitutes are legal the women are cheaper

>mfw there's other degenerates on /ck/ tonight giving actual bad good advice instead of spouting memes

>>10097406
WHATEVER guy. I have bladder and urethra problems. I cum, piss follows. Rigjt after. I jack in the shower. Nothing I can do but learned to be into watersports at a young age, and then peepee on my very short termgirlfriends. Now i am older but want to do the peepee on someone again. I have not fucked in SIX years count them cluck aCLUCK CLUCK

>>10095760
>TFW it was supposed to be a meme
Mike Judge can in fact see the future.

>>10097435
>WHATEVER guy. I have bladder and urethra problems. I cum, piss follows. Rigjt after. I jack in the shower. Nothing I can do but learned to be into watersports at a young age, and then peepee on my very short termgirlfriends. Now i am older but want to do the peepee on someone again. I have not fucked in SIX years count them cluck aCLUCK CLUCK

that sucks dude

Coffee too hot? Just blow it.

>>10097401
Getting a good bang for your buck. Like actually getting an attractive girl who gets into it, rather than some crack slut who's pretty much a dead fish.

>>10097435
I was just trying to rile you up, at least you made a fetish out of a bad situation.

I haven't been laid in a little over two years, so I could see myself paying for it at that point.

>>10096160

>>10097472
Your mileage will vary regarding the "into it" part, but as a degenerate with more money than game who fucked hookers pretty much everywhere he went I'd have to say the more legal, the better it was.

>>10097472
You're not going to find a prostitute who is into it. The business transaction totally kills the mood.

>>10097448
came here to post this

Would I need to ejaculate in the time it takes to drink a coffee? I normally can't come from BJs so I guess I'd show up to work with a raging boner and a seething hatred towards women in the office.

>ywn work in fellatio cafe dressed up as waitress

>>10097631
Just roleplay with your boyfriend like everyone else does.

>>10095760
>Daily Mail
Almost certainly exaggerated, or simply bullshit. Worst newspaper in the world.

>>10096406
Revolting. Can hardly be 'best' if I'm repulsed the entire time.

>>10097515
Good, now I hope I can find a qt azn to bang for some coin.
>>10097518
Makes sense.

>>10097407
And hotter, and less likely to stab you.
Same with drugs. Make it illegal, the price goes up and t

>>10097875
I didn't hit enter, wtf.
>price goes up and t...he quality goes down.

>>10095760
>23rd June 2016
So where is this cafe then and why am I just hearing about it now? Sounds like a publicity stunt
>40€ for a coffee and blowjob
Yeah right, even IF, it doesn't sound like the women would be very hot at those prices, if I want to pay for a blowjob I'd rather pay 200€ to have a size 4-6 hottie blow me.

Or is prostitution really that cheap in Europe..

>>10097893
More likely the coffee is 40 and the BJ is extra.

>>10097299
>now it's ok
>now
Japan, Nevada and the Netherlands say hi, retard.

>>10097299
>pushed out
l m f a o

they only make it look like a "sin", at the end it kept existing, only underground.

The thing is not a woman willing to sell her body.
The problem is when some mother fucker Kidnap your daughter to sell her to some pervert and probably ends up in some ghetto dumpster a few years later.

>>10097911
And all of Australia too.

>>10097968
And the UK.
>In Great Britain (England, Wales and Scotland), prostitution itself (the exchange of sexual services for money) is legal
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prostitution_in_the_United_Kingdom

>>10097299
>muh bible and muh degeneracy
Rahab sends her regards from the old testament.
Also Maria Magdalena was a whore too, and Jesus himself save her from being stoned.

>>10097299
Fuck off Christcuck, take your fairytales back to whatever hole you crawled out of.

>>10095766
Every great civilization before us rose to power with widespread prostitution. Rome was ABSURDLY degenerate by Victorian moral standards and they lasted centuries. You have five seconds to explain how forty dollar sucky sucky is weakening our global hegemony.

>>10097299
Before the 19th century, prostitution was often very open in Europe, even in England. The idea that it wasn't is a Victorian meme.

>>10097518
Unless she's a nymphomaniac

>>10095760
Is this what feminism is for?

>>10098053
Weimar republic

Holy shit better save up some money

>>10097911
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>>10097971
Legal and okay is not the same thing retards, if you tell someone that you use prostitutes they will shame you

>>10098158
>Caring what other people think and what's fashionable at the moment
this pleb

>>10095766
>degenerate
I can guarantee you say this while probably having a folder of smug anime girl reaction images

>>10098136
The failure of Weimar had more to do with Bolshevism and widespread political violence than with blowjobs.

>>10095760
If I get a BJ for ordering coffee, do I get anal for ordering a bagel?

>>10098221
to be fair if you're ordering a bagel, you've probably had enough anal.

>>10095766
Do tell us more about the civilisational advantages of pouring carbolic acid onto the genitals of young girls, Kellogg.

>>10097188
You're all still faggots to me, and Switzerland's economy is mostly for degenerate money changers, usurists and criminals store their ill-gotten gains.
Very conservative to open a brothel cafe!

>>10098158
I'd never shame someone for using a prostitute. But what I will do is shame the prostitute.

>>10098375
stay mad.

>>10095766
>Implying food for sex isn't the bedrock of marriage

>>10095924
""""""german humour""""""

I'm from Geneva.

This cafe is shit and it's with condom only.

Worthless.

How long until someone ruins it for everyone by pissing in a prostitutes mouth, making a big mess

>>10099210
>condom only.
what's the fucking point
how disappointing

Is this a Geneva convention? :^)

>>10099210
>condom only

absolutely disgusting

>>10098059
Prostitution is and always has been looked down upon. Fuck off, revisionist retard. There is zero nobility in selling your body.

>>10098203
If you can't see how Bolshevism and liberal thought including sexually liberal ideas go hand in hand then you're a twat.

>>10098375
>You're all still faggots to me

Going to give you my least charitable presumption and say you're an American. In which case, you have no leg to stand on, you nigger paradise dwelling faggot. Your entire nation slurps African semen for breakfast and you have the highest production of CP and bestiality of any country in the world. Clean your own house before you talk shit about anyone else and posture over civic pride.

>>10099213
i find that they don't mind. it's when you don't tell them before shitting in their mouth that they get annoyed.

>>10098375
I fucked an Arkansas slut up the ass for under $100. Gave her a Confederate flag to wipe the cum off her face.

>>10098158
Because they are scared of pussy like you.

>>10097307
>moral decay
Daily reminder Caligula did some great shit for the Roman empire despite being what modern day tendiecuck retards on 4chan would call a degenerate.

>>10097307
Sex, yeah.
But man is a sexual being.
Fuckin' Darwinian.
You can't do shit about that.
Hell, I wouldn't want to.
Hope not. It'd be the end of the fucking human race.
Fucks large women.
What can I say?

>>10097971
Britfag here, it's legal to sell but illegal to buy. It's a fucked system as its protects those willing to sell themselves and fucks over those wanting to purchase.

>>10099374
Not true. It's legal to buy on condition that it's at the girl's home and she's the only one working there (i.e it's not a brothel)

>>10097188
>switzerland is one of the most conservative nations of Europe
>you can get your dick sucked in the local starbucks
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

>>10099162
No need to be jealous.

>>10099320
He pretty much spoke for all of us you degenerate Nazi gold hiding, tax cheating coffee whore housing motherfucker

>>10099255
Came here to post this.

>>10099410
You're stupid and at the very least 40

>>10099445
40 inches

>>10099463
solid comeback mate

>>10099210
>condom for a blowjob
Do the Swiss really do this?

>>10099535
Solid 40 inches

>>10099575
Psh, length i bet. Check my 40in circumference, manlet.

>>10099580
Length is all that matters! I am a human Tapir

>>10098741
What's disappointing is how true this is.

>>10095760
do the men need need to submit to an STD screening, schedule their visit months in advance and abstain from sexual activity in the interim? I mean wtf how would a business like this operate? i know legal prostitution is a thing, but don't they follow a protocol to prevent getting sex workers and clientele sick? (i.e. avoiding direct contact with bodily fluid like semen and saliva chief among them)

>>10095766
Japan and Korea have been doing blowjob parlors for years

>>10099741
what are you a faggot?

>>10095760
So is this a good thing because muh sexual liberation or a bad thing because muh patriarchal gender roles

>>10095777
>>10095781
>>10096364
>>10097306
>>10097313
>>10097371
>>10098053
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>>10099074
And lo and behold, the festering boils. Your time will come soon

>>10099902
>say something asinine
>get called out
>lol butthurt
I'm not butthurt yet but I'll gladly let you change that if wish to partake in my voluptuous cheeks.

>>10099833
When I was over there the barbershops were handjob/blowjob parlors. There were rooms set aside for the manicurists to do your nails and your cock. Pretty comfy really.

>>10097306
Prostitution was never a way to make a living. You lived in the brothel and threatened if you left, you were basically slaves, and you were so defiled it didn't make sense to stop. Prostitution may have been around for thousands of years but by no means was it accepted or expensive. Yes, prostitution was NEVER expensive. Sex with a whore is not worth more than 10 dollars. Anyone who pays above 10 dollars is a degenerate and a cuckold. I would understand prostitution being legal if you didn't get paid above minimum wage, but people pay hundreds of dollars to do what they can do with a woman they met in a bar or on tinder.

>>10099902
And lo and behold, a closeted evangelical sexual degenerate (pedo, homo, sadomasochist, etc.) raises it's head, crawls out from under it's rock and sneaks into everyones bedroom to condemn while masturbating to what it sees.

>>10100003
>>10099902
These sure are some statements.

>>10099902
You act like sex is as fucked up as tattoos, go back to /r9k/ incel.

>>10099902
You still haven't told me what degenerate means.

>>10099595
>tip right in the shit
true suffering

>>10095760
I remember these in Japan in the 1980s. There was a big round ring of a bar you sat at.

>>10097307
compared to what? the early 20th century? the renaissance? you are just spouting phrases.

>>10099388
except they were never allowed to open it. never happened. I'm sorry to ruin it for you.

>>10095760
Coffee gives you the shits this will get messy

>>10095760
>40$
who would pay this for a blow job?

>one coffee please, garcon
Coming right up, sir, should I leave room?
>for what?
Your herpes.

I'm too paranoid about STDs to want to do this. And a blowjob with a condom is basically a waste of time, although if it was a beautiful woman who would give a good gagging, wet, deepthroat while simultaneously licking my balls, I would go for it.

>>10097165
>yfw most countries allow brothels americuck is just playing at being bashful and disallowing it

>>10101600
OBSESSED

>>10097299
>prostitution pushed out of mainstream society thanks to Christianity
At best the church looked the other way. At worst, they ran actual brothels themselves.

>>10096380
I'm conservative and I don't see anything wrong with a gentleman enjoying a coffee while supporting the worlds oldest profession.

Wasn't this literally a plot point in Idiocracy?
It writes itself.

>>10095766
Honestly, I think this will help stop the fall of Western society. It'll give men more options, which means they'll be less likely to settle for shitty women. This means women will no longer be able to rely on it being easy to find someone to settle down with. Thus they'll have to start trying earlier, giving the men who aren't just getting their needs satisfied by prostitutes more options.

It'll balance the scales a bit for the sexes, drastically reduce STDs, and create a major new source of tax revenue.

>>10101905
Good point. I thought the same of sexbots, but in the end the women will probably just make fun of the men. It's man's only weakness, everything else can be at least met with violence.

>>10095760
So is this place real or not?

>>10096181
Well yeah if prostitutes were legal everywhere feminism looses all it's power

>>10097280
He wants women sucking his dick not fags

>>10097323
Because I'm not a towel headed terrorist?
I'll pay for my hookers the righteous Protestant way quietly and with alot of shame

>>10101091
Anyone who's ever had a blowjob

>>10102525
>paying 40 dollars for someone to put their mouth on your dick
lmao

>>10099595
TAPIRED.com

>>10102556
>being so poor that 40 dollars is too much money to pay to experience the most physical pleasure it's possible for a man to experience
poor, tortured little dumpling. there there, don't cry.

>>10102581
>Being rich and still unable to find someone to give you head
What's it like being an autist?

>>10102581
>paying for physical pleasure from some stupid slut
l m a o I have better things to spend my money on sorry I don't have shit taste

>>10102581
>the most physical pleasure it's possible for a man to experience
It's astonishing that anybody could be this vanilla in 2018

>>10099902
Sure, I'll be waiting for you and your jolly gang.

>>10102581
>he doesn't pay 500$ to watch girls step on bugs with their bare feet
fucken poor faggot

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>>10102599
>literally trying to make it sound as if having a menu of 10/10 grils ready to order, who'll suck juices from my crotch in exchange for some bits of paper
i've seen some jealousy in my time, holy christ. you're either weeping, desperate poorfag virgins or chunky monkey blubberbaut wobbleslob fatty boombatty hamplanet pork princesses, jealous because nobody wants to slop their schlong twixt your bits. either way, how precious of you all to make such a transparent attempt at hiding your raging jealousy

>>10102613
>he thinks 10/10 girls are working to suck cock at a coffee shop for a living
I sure am jealous.

>>10102618
You think they're gonna employ warty middle-aged hogs to lure in the dudes? google "london escorts", have a look through the reality of what's available where prostitution is legal. delicious

>>10102627
>there is only one extreme or another extreme
>there is no inbetween
I'm pretty sure all those prostitutes are so glad they chose prostitution that other women who can easily suck an actual rich mans cock and have his children will become a prostitute or cocksucker.

>>10102631
Dunno what you're trying to say. Why would anyone care if there's a market for stuff like chubby fetishists? I'll just flip past that one on the menu and find a human female instead. If there isn't one, they'll go out of business. If there is, I'll empty my testicles down her throat as you watch and weep.

>>10102648
This is the invitation I have been waiting for. Where and when would you like me to watch you?

>>10102666
The day your little sister turns 18.

The soy goy posting is off the charts! Good goys, be sure to defend your vices and Jew masters more!

>>10102679
>le soy and joos memes

>>10102696
Oh no how will I ever recover from such a post. Be sure to keep fighting onward Rabbi.

This thread is a mess.

>>10095766

Blowjob bars have been a thing in Japan for a long time, and they're far more repulsive.

>>10102581
But everyone knows the best physical pleasure you can feel is a woman's soft bare feet stroking your cock until completion then watching your jizz drip down and between her toes.

>>10102820
I thought prostitution was illegal in Japan. brb saving up money to fly to Japan.

>>10102679
>Prostitution was invented by kikes
WHAT

>>10095777
>rape is new
FUCK OFF.

All the weeping, rage-saturated fat chicks ITT, realising the value of their fatflaps has hit 0 because dudes have access to human females.

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>>10095770
Hey, Frito.

>>10102605
as an oldfag that feels somewhat incredulous and at the turns of logic I see anons taking over the last few years pics like this remind me that it's all the same retards and fags talking out of our asses

Does that mean I can finally order a screaming orgasm?

>>10103350
you orgasm, she screams?

>>10103351
I better be doing both for how much the fucking coffee and blowjob is

>>10095760
>>10097448
I wish Idiocracy would stop being right already.

>>10097313
You sound too jewish.

>>10097960
>only underground
Not even. Even when Christianity was a big deal, it took a long time for it to have the influence it has now. It's only been over a hundred years since Christianity dug its poison into our society that it affects our government to this degree. Now it's wearing off.

>>10099308
>nobility
SEVERAL countries have had wars about nobility fucking the common man. Measuring a concept by 'nobility' would kill your argument if there had been one.

>>10097313
>imo we need to legitimize sex work YESTERDAY.

Legalizing prostitution would take away ANY power and control women have over men.

It would be the death of feminism if men could just pay for ass instead of pretending to patronize their women.

>>10102593
>"you're rich so order a wife"

>>10095766
>t. literal fascist pig

>>10097875
>>10097877
Right. Product bad? Who can you complain to.

>>10103797
>literal fascist
Yes and?

>>10103797
You know your SJW powers have no effects here right nigger?

>>10103928
You know you fascist "b-but muh western morals" fags have been completely btfo itt, right?

>>10104063
They're immune to realising it. FAKE NEWS!
Just now there was an argument on >>>/b/abby as to which is a more trustworthy news source; The results of Oxford University studies, or posters on /pol/. Fucking lol.

>>10102880
Blowjobs don't count. You can do basically everything but vaginal penetration through a dozen types of businesses and it's all legal under prostitution law.

>>10097188
>most conservative nation in Europe
>selection of prostitutes available via ipad at your local cafe

>>10104163
Do you still have to blur out the vagina?

>>10104188
b-but exploiting women is an evil conservative thing right?

>>10095760
>not sipping on some high quality swiss black coffee while getting a blowie
>instead you're gonna sip on a fruity ass latte
Man what a faggot, would you like soy with your latte """sir"""?

Stop the presses. Who in their right mind would charge a lowly price of 40 for a BJ in Switzerland of all places?

>>10102696
>>getting this mad

>>10095760
gonna be a lot of women with coffee burns down their backs.