/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10096982

Fuck off back to your containment board.

>>10096989
How am I supposed to talk about food on a politics board?

>>10096982
Something vegetarian apparently.

>>10096989
>overly triggered faggot so triggered from nothing
faggot

>>10096991

You're not. Just stick with the tendies and happy meals that mommy brings down to the basement for you every night.

A woman who served as Adolf Hitler’s food taster has claimed that the Führer was a dedicated vegetarian. Margot Woelk, 95, said that Hitler ate only the freshest fruit and vegetables during the two and a half years that she was forced to check his food for traces of poison.

Burgers and apple pie

>>10097083
No wonder his faggot ass lost the war.

soymilk.

>>10097088
>88

aryan anon has spoken.

>>10096982
hitler loved nutcake

>>10096982

>>10097135
lmao what a manchild

>>10097135
cute

>>10096989
This. Grow up, OP.

>>10097373
>I'm the one who needs a safe space, but you're the one who needs to grow up.

>>10097388
/pol/ is easily the most childish board on 4chan. Your frustration with the state of your life isn't the fault of black people or jews. You'll agree when you grow up.

>>10097398
>pure projection with no shred of substance to go on
Yes, my child. Tell me more about the hurt that touched your butt for no reason.

>>10097388
/pol/ is a containment board. You breached containment.
It has nothing to do with safe spaces.

>>10097409
https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/irony

>>10097416
Do you need someone to read or explain that for you, anon? This is worse than I thought.
>>10097413
>more shitty projection
I'll take the trash tier bait. I bet you post anime outside of your gay little containment board, anon.

>>10097398
Jewish shill

>>10097426
I know this is said frequently on 4chan and said solely out of butthurt, but genuinely, I am embarrassed for you. I am literally cringing at this thread. You are a very sad person. I hope you sort your life out soon and you can stop being the angry, fat, virgin teenager I'm imagining you to be.

>>10097426
Normal boards are not containment boards.
/pol/ is a containment board, /mlp/ is a containment boars, /trash/ is a containment board.
It's amazing how furfags and bronies are more civilized and capable of following rules than stormfags.

>>10097432
I really hope this post is ironic because if not you're sadder than he is.

>>10097429
You're wrong. I'd get used to it if I were you.
>muh secret conspiracies that only other angry children understand. If only people would LISTEN, we could all hate our way to happiness.
Cringing hard, lads. Please take it back to your kiddy board.

>>10096982
Can't offer any recipes but I will offer my condolences. But stick in there, things will get better after middle school.

>>10097436
No I'm quite serious. How you can think that pretty much anyone is more pathetic than a kid who's so unhappy with life that he wants a genocidal dictator to rule the world (a dictator who'd ultimately kill people as pathetic as himself, incidentally) I don't understand.
Why the hell does /pol/ INSIST on polluting other boards with it's toxic rage? Can't they see that they're so much more damaging, so much nastier than the people they're trying to kill? Pure poison. Just angry kids. It doesn't belong here.

>>10097432
>he said, embarrassingly like a basic cringy white bitch who is very sad because he is an angry, fat, virgin teenager who is also gay and misuses grade school vocabulary like "literally"
>>10097434
>anime is normal because that's what normies do
I can tell you're serious because you could never be funny otherwise.

>>10097434
This. I blame the mods.

Obviously sauerkraut. Flushes out the estrogen too.

>>10097454
That was a perfectly correct use of the word literally.
How embarrassing for you.

>>10097454
>anime is normal because that's what normies do
Nobody here is talking about anime but you. Furries and horsefuckers are all both smarter and less annoying than you, and that's just sad.

>>10097453
>Why the hell does /pol/ INSIST on polluting other boards with it's toxic rage? Can't they see that they're so much more damaging, so much nastier than the people they're trying to kill? Pure poison. Just angry kids. It doesn't belong here.

You call the OP post toxic rage? You leftists are fucking cancer. It's a fucking political opinion that he obviously wasn't making a huge deal of. Thread's about food.

>>10097463
>Isn't a nazi-wannabe child
>must be a "leftist"
You've a lot to learn about the world.

>>10097463
OP post was obvious bait and you know it.
Stop acting retarded. If you didn't expect this outcome then you are.

>>10097467
Harmless OP post and you chimped out at it.

>the world is not fucked by us g-goyim! everything is fine, go back t-to sleep!
...

>>10097434
>/pol/fags cannot refute this
Sad!

>>10097463
Uh huh, OP was clearly just interested in the food. Pathetic, anon. Stop poisoning the whole of 4chan just because you're unhappy with your own life.

>>10097468
>>10097471
Here come the soyboys, right on cue.

>>10097468
>OP post was obvious bait
How so? Because it included a REFERENCE to a political stance you disagree with?

KILL EVERYONE WHO ISN'T ME!
LET'S HATE OUR WAY TO HAPPINESS!
I HAVE SECRET KNOWLEDGE! I CAN SAVE THE WORLD! EVERYTHING EXCEPT ME IS FAKE NEWS!
Oh god make it stop

>>10097483
see >>10097479

Lefty, anime posters pollute this place horribly. Everything is an attack against them, but they can spout all kinds of mind numbingly stupid shit about everyone else. Go get some jobs and eat some real food, you libtard anime shits.

>>10097485
Ha! Yeah dude! I'm sure that's a good summary of what they actually believed and practiced for 2 decades.

>>10097439
>>10097441
>I'm incapable of conceiving anything outside my narrow, restrictive worldview.
>anything that contradicts said view HAS to be the work of "angsty kids" because the reality that there's people out there who think differently than me is too frightening got face
>>10096982
A good German style soft pretzel

>>10097485
>>10097474
>>10097453
You're both annoying.
Stop. THIS is why /pol/ posts derail threads. Both sides need to shut the fuck up, stop posting bait, and start posting on-topic posts that belong on the board.

>>10097485
>when your shitty attempt at mockery is unironically your own (left) views

>>10097488
On par in terms of quality with most threads here

>>10097478
>>10097434
>>10097462
This is the only legitimate statement in the thread.

>>10097495
If you try to ignore it, they don't fuck off. You have to put up with some retarded kid galloping into threads, screaming about how everyone except him should be killed, and how he could save the world if people would just listen to the same, monotonous bullshit which more broad-minded people have dismissed as being irrelevant. Fuck that.

>>10097495
>Both sides
There were some very fine people on both sides.

But no, pretty clear who chimped out on this one

>>10097504
>samefag turbo
>this is the only
>links 3 posts

>>10097495
/pol/ didn't derail the thread though, lefties chimping out about /pol/ did. There's clearly one party at fault.

>>10096982
cyanide

>>10097504
>>10097478
Obvious samefagging

>>10097483
Calling the germans the "right side" is a clearly controversial political statement.
Not expecting controversy would have been foolish. This is why politics don't belong on other boards.

>>10097514
Where did he say the german where the right side?

>>10097507
All three posts are the same statement you moron.
The posts I replied to could have been samefagging, but they're right.

>>10097521
They obviously are.

>Walks into OP's house
>"Hey dude, which food is best enjoyed given that your mother is a fat, retarded cunt who should be kerb stomped?"
>Offended when offence taken
>/pol/

>>10097521
>What kind of food is best for thinking about a world where the good guys won?

>>10097528
Fuck off libshit

>>10097453
>Why the hell does /pol/ INSIST on polluting other boards with it's toxic rage?
The only one who's toxicly raging right now is you, nigger

>>10097514
I can see why you wouldn't want too much politics, but posting something controversial doesn't make it trolling.

>>10097533
Sure showed me. Simply say this in response to everything with which you don't agree.

>>10097531
Again, where did he say the Germans where the good guys? I keep reading the sentence over and over and the germans aren't mention once.

>>10097511
>>10097507
>/pol/ STILL cannot refute it!
I'm same fagging so you guys can have more chances to clear your name, but it's clear you're way too dumb to.
Don't even give me a (you)

when leftychan chimps out like this, it becomes harder to imagine them as anything but limp wristed faggots who barely have the strength to bring the tofu to their mouths while incorrectly using chopsticks like typical weeb fags

>>10097537
>>>>r/politics

>>10097534
Then how come you're politically incorrect, and the average voter hates you so much that saying the things you do is literally so hated that it's a criminal offence? Let me guess, the Jews did it, and if people would just listen to you everyone would be happy?

>>10097540
Can your device not display images?
>>10097542
Why do you keep talking about anime? Nobody mentioned anime but you.

>>10097541
>lol guys X board is a "containment board" argument won!!!

>>10097542
Embarrassing for you that you can only see the world from such a blinkered, narrow-minded perspective.

>>10097546
>m-muh majority
You being on 4chin means the majority of the world hates you. Cry more, faggot.

>>10097542
I'm not that guy who sounds like a redditor but /pol/'s presence on other boards really does cause disruptions.
Maybe just stay on topic and everyone wins?

>>10097548
Dude, even moot HATED you. Everyone but other angry children hates you.

>>10097551
>he says, seeing the world in a blinkered, narrow-minded perspective because someone had a different opinion

>>10097546
>Let me guess, the Jews did it, and if people would just listen to you everyone would be happy?
Wow dude. You just totally enlightened me with your well put together argument

>>10097548
I told you not to give me a (You)

>>10097553
>stay on topic and everybody wins
Especially the Clintons.

>>10097552
/pol/ really is the pits though, I mean it's the worst of the worst. Any hint of /pol/ anywhere is pure toxicity, they're hate-filled people. Give them everything they want right now, and they'd still be hateful people, they'd just find something new to hate. They are the problem that they think they're fixing.

/pol/ is always under attack

>>10097547
No, I see OPs image perfectly well. But again, no where in the image did OP say the Germans are the good guys. This entire narrative appears to be an invention of your imagination.

Hitler was on every drug in the book, and he also took e. coli. Dude was a fucking mess.

He was in a psychotic stage every moment.

>>10097553
Scroll past the thread if you don't like politics

>>10097557
>lookatallmyfallacies.jpg
Sounds like the weaksauce left to me.
>inb4 typical libtard counter nonarguement
Respond to shit with shit.

>>10097566
False flaggers should hang.
Kill yourself

>>10097559
It's because anyone who isn't a fucking child screaming HITLER in everyone's face is apparently compartmentalised instantly; "LIBTARD" etc. It's a big world out there, it's not just angry brats and guys in dresses.

>>10097566
Well, it's either /pol/ or "white men are the cause of all the problems in the world". Very few people in between.

>>10097566
Deep.

>>10097546
>that saying the things you do is literally so hated that it's a criminal offence?
Sorry, I don't live in Eurabia, I actually have the right to free speech.

>>10097574
What happens when a political post enters in a non political thread?
Thread is ruined.

>>10097583
Wouldn't you say this is an at least partially political thread?

>>10097579

No it's not, asshole. You can grow up in adult land if you stop being such a gaping asshole. We all live in the real world. Your fucked up basement life needs to adjust.

>>10097579
>pol actually believes this

>>10097586
What I'm saying is it's not so easy to avoid these threads by just looking at OP.

>>10097587
>he says, his worldview clouded in a haze of constructed narratives.

>>10097578
>stop generalizing, you fucking loser, pig, poltard, cis shitlord, etc.
You done, pussy? Fucks sake, no help required because this niglett will dig his way through the Earth.

>>10097589
I ain't /pol/. /pol/'s dumb as hell. But I don't like redditchan either.

>>10097591
In this specific case I think it would be quite easy

>>10097579
Believing this is precisely why /pol/ is SO fucking pathetic. Kids, just angry, naive kids, or people who are legit mentally retarded. Has to be. Ever notice how almost every mature adult with a decent IQ is not racist? /pol/ is the absolute epitome of childish cringe.

>>10097589

These people are suicidal losers on the edge of life. They either choose reality or death at this point. By death I mean a collapsing life.

>/pol/fags vs redditor/falseflagging /pol/fag
It always ends like this.

>>10097583
Thread got ruined by triggered liberals that start LITERALLY SHAKING by a picture of hitler.

>>10097601
I knew you just made the thread to start shit. Don't act dumb.

>>10097598
>>10097599
See, you guys can't even comprehend the idea that there are people who don't fit in with you or /pol/. Nuance is lost on you fellas.

>>10097601
I'm not a liberal, images of Hitler don't make me shake, but I do loathe children who seem to believe that by screaming extremely offensive things in peoples' faces, they're doing anything but harm to society. Fuck off you poisonous little shits.

>>10097604
I didn't make this thread.

>>10097599
>edge of suicide
>every other /ck/ thread
>kill me now, ha!
>why go on

>Make a politically charged OP post
>DON'T expect to get shit on
or
>Pretend you didn't expect to get shit on.
Shitposters need to leave forever.

>>10097608
It's ok bud, you can go back to your safe space and tell all your friends how you beat up the evil white nazis. We won't snitch on you.

>>10097612
>if i keep saying i won, it will be true
I do believe in fairies.

>>10097587
Your type of thinking almost makes sense if you don't understand the perspective of the far right.

The extreme form of modernism we live under has only been with us for 50 or so years. A return to traditionalism is not the weird extremist thing you think it is. It's closer to what worked for us for thousands of years.

How many people here know who the Sicherheitsdienst are? How many of you know who the Geheime Staatspolizei are?

They're both part of the SS under Heinrich Himmler.

>>10097620
There is no winning here, fool.
We're all sad and alone arguing on 4chan instead of doing something better with our lives.

>>10097627
>projecting again
>arguing on 4chan instead of doing something better
Second part is true. First part is you.

>>10097617
Where's my safe space? Explain in more detail. You don't know what you're talking about, so reciting "standard pol reply #" means nothing.

So, happy, /pol/? You've created a poisonous thread filled with pissed off people. It's blatantly what you wanted. Doesn't it make you question who's the problem here?

>>10097629
I can't prove it so I guess that is true.
We're still just wasting time that could be better spent.

>>10097630
>unironically using the word "poisonous"
>>>/reddit/

>>10096982

>>10097634
Stop responding to him he's clearly from actually from reddit or is falseflagging.

>>10097634
Could you please give me a list of which teen meme words are in fashion at the moment? I don't tend to keep up to date on what's currently allowed

>>10097630
>implying triggered soyboys didn't ruin this thread
As said before, they saw a picture of Hitler and immediately went full on antifa and started shitting up the place.
We just wanted to have a quiet thread and they couldn't even handle simple discussion. Typical.

>>10097641

here is a pro tip. don't use kid words ever.

Literally everyone single poster thread is baiting.
Including me.

>>10097641
just check the front page of reddit. im sure you have it open right now.

>>10097644
*in this thread
My brain no work good

>>10097643
Which words are kid words? "poisonous" is a kid word? I have so much to learn about what's trendy.

>>10097642
Your mother's cunt stinks. How's the weather there?

>>10097644
Oh no you caught us fugggggggg

>>10097508
>you must be a leftist to find /pol/ obnoxious
Why do you /pol/dditors always think this is the case? I like /pol/ in /pol/ and even browse it during big events for a few laughs, but when I'm on /ck/ I want to discuss cooking, not "muh 1488 redpilled foods". If faggots from /mlp/ were to come here and post shit like "What foods would Rainbow Dash like lol" and derail threads with pony shit, I'd find that annoying as well. I don't care that they like a show for little girls, I just don't want their autism spread on this board. Keep /pol/ on /pol/ is all people want. Some of us know how to balance politics and recreation, but you /pol/dditors can't seem to grasp that they can exist separately.

Why didn't OP just make a german food thread?

>>10097662
Because that wouldn't have been unnecessarily abrasive to people over the age of 14.

>>10097651

You fucking morons want to generate drama. That's all you empty people do. So go say something inflammatory like your screwed up mind is created to do. Upset people, because you're mostly just a computer generation.

Go watch Altered Carbon. That's what you creatures are now. Just fucked up ideas, in the ether of reality.

Go watch that show, and learn what the southern states have become now. Memes without worth..

>>10097668
Geez someone struck a nerve.
I guess I found the 1 poster who isn't just putting on an act itt.

>>10097659
There you go, shitting up the thread again.

>>10097670

No nerve, I'm watching repeats of The Good Wife. I just know that you people are empty programmable garbage. You should know that too. I made some good spaghetti tonight too.

>>10097668
Oh the fucking irony, I want to generate drama Some halfwit comes onto a board about cooking, posts a pic of Hitler in a blatant attempt at being inflammatory, and I'm the problem for reacting in precisely the way any normal person would?
I'm 39 btw, I don't want to watch that cartoon or whatever it is.

>>10097675
Anon I don't think it's possible to shit up a thread that is already 99% shit

>>10097659
Gray area on if it should go here or /pol/. Bait exists on every board.

In this case, it's probably more a food-themed political bait than a political-themed food bait. Best place is here.

>>10097685
Shitting on a pile of shit is still adding to the shit.

>>10097686
How about refrain from bait.

>>10097656
>has to resort to ad hominem

>>10097686
It's not bait, /pol/ really is this fucking stupid. Have you visited that cesspool lately?
It's a shame if they absolutely insist on actively reducing the quality of the board for no reason other than to feel better about themselves by making others as irritable as they are. Toxic little shits, they really are.

>>10097682

I was born in 72 in a social democracy and I'm watching you fucking assholes turn into a fascist dictatorship. I don't give a tinkers damn about your life and your upset.

>>10097695
I hate everyone in this thread but I hate you the most.
/pol/ can fuck off from other boards but you need to speak to me after class.

>>10097693
You might prefer reddit. unironically

>>10097694
>being this dumb
It was clearly an attempt at illustrating how shit and unnecessary OP's post is. Same kind of crap. How can you not see that?

>>10097699
I dislike reddit and enjoy the good threads here too much to leave.

>>10097697
>Wahhh the world changes
Get a fucking grip. Blame yourself for your dissatisfaction, it's nobody else's fault no matter how angrily you may proclaim that everyone else is to blame.

>>10097695
ok whatever you say OP

>>10097695
Breathe

>>10097704

the Sicherheitsdienst of America is trying to get you people to leave your social media.

>>10097707
Wow, a lesson both /pol/ and /reddit/ can learn!

>>10097704
Then you should be able to recognize and ignore bait threads

>>10097710
In english?

>>10097716

the SD, and there's the Geheime Staatspolizei

>>10097714
This thread does not make me upset at all. I'm just here to talk with you guys.
I just get upset when other threads are ruined.

>>10097542
So that excuses you for deliberately bringing bananas to the zoo? This whole fucking thread should've been removed from the get-go, because it's obvious you came here to bait in bad faith and get your jollies.

But let's get back on topic. The traditional Eintopf (German stew/casserole served in a pot) was and still is a staple food, especially in the frugal post-war years. If you think about it, it's the best dish to celebrate Germany's success in purging Adolf's wet-dreams from their culture and rebuilding the mess he left behind. Chew on that, /pol/tard.

>>10097716

They were all formulated under Heinrich Himmler.

>>10097718

>>10097699
Trolling other posters for being dumb is alright, but baiting on blue hobby boards is reddit-tier attempts to be "le epic memer XD"

>>10097726
Do you legit think it's bait? I don't think it is, I think /pol/ really is so pathetic that they actually believe the bullshit they spew. It'd be other-level pathetic if it was bait, desu.

>>10097720
I haven't seen that happen very much. It comes up sometimes, but nothing malicious.

>>10097697
The future is now, grandpa. Get on board or get out of the way.

>>10097734
I spend a lot time on /k/. It happens there way too much.

>>10097720
If you get upset often, I can link you to a site where you won't get hurt by the content.

How many of you have heard of the Volksjager?

This is the "people's fighter" used at the end of the war to try to shoot down B17 bombers.

It would have worked if hitler hadn't allocated the jumo jets to the blitz bombers.

>>10097739
/k/ has always been basically /pol/2.0
and don't post that willis picture, he was always a fag, thats why we ran him off.

>>10097740
I'm not upset by the content. I willingly go to /pol/
I'm upset when a thread I like becomes useless and filled with autistic arguing.

>>10097726
>baiting on blue hobby boards is reddit-tier attempts to be "le epic memer XD"
That's not what it is. It's bait, but it's not trolling/shitposting. Just controversial.

>>10097741
Who fucking cares?
What the fuck is wrong with you?
I used to work in a hardware store, would you like me to come and give you an in-detail lecture on different types of nails? The price fixing and insider trading is criminal, you can't prove otherwise and refusing to discuss it means I win and that you're a child.

>>10097745
Only pussy leftists get triggered by that.
You aren't one of them are you?

>>10097746

You need therapy.

>>10097747
Reminder that you still need to see me after class.

>>10097747

You're a human mess.

>>10097733
I think it's about a 50/50 (at least on this board). Half of them are legitimate /pol/ posters trying to spread their dumb conspiracies and the other half are just fuckheads cashing in on the reactions they get from it. Ever since 4chan became mainstream, these normalfag phoneposters have no respect for the community and think 4chan is all about "I TROLL JOO LOLOLOL". Trolling was always part of the culture, but these tards take it to a whole new level by stifling actual discussion with it.

>>10097751
Because of a political viewpoint? Fuck yourself retard