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10083480 No.10083480 [Reply] [Original]

Is it really that bad to ask your waiter to cut your steak for you? I don't see why I should have to put forth the effort when I'm already over paying for food I could make at home.

>> No.10083488

Does he also make aeroplane noises while feeding it to you? Give you some colouring in?

>> No.10083495

>>10083488
if he wants a tip, I prefer choo-choo noises. TRAINS!

>> No.10083505
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10083505

>>10083480
go to jap steakhouse exclusively
i do for this very reason

>> No.10083506

>>10083480
Manchild
That’s what you are if you actually think that

>> No.10083675

>>10083495
>Trains
>Not wanting airplane noises

Fucking pleb

>> No.10083793

>>10083480
>not asking to have your steak diced and minced
shit taste OP

>> No.10083955

>>10083480
I always thought you want to cut it yourself to lock in the juices until the last second

>> No.10083958
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>>10083488
>>10083495

>> No.10084017

>>10083505
F

>> No.10084040

>>10084017
not yet... don't jump the gun just cause he jumps on knives.

I did check though. Good job.

>> No.10084058

>>10083480
>not asking the hostess to chew it for you

>> No.10084067

>>10083495
You can make them do anything. You can just complain and get them fired if they don't.

I personally make them have to speak in rhymes. If they don't, I complain to the manager, say they're unprofessional and then I walk out without paying, all while saying that YELP is going to hear all about the incident.

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>>10084040
>>10084017
lulz

>> No.10084139

>>10084108
>that TiVo remote
Fuck I'm old

>> No.10084180

>>10083480
A. restuarants have access to finer grades of steak than you can typically get in the supermarket
B. it is that bad

>> No.10084184

>>10084180
>A. restuarants have access to finer grades of steak than you can typically get in the supermarket
You've clearly never worked in a restaurant before

>> No.10084214

>>10084139
You are not old. My first "remote" had an up and down dial and was connected to the TV set.

>> No.10086062

>>10083480
if you can't afford to go somewhere without jewing literally 1.25 minutes of labor from the server, why go?

>> No.10086074

>>10084184
You've clearly never worked in a good restaurant before