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10080934 No.10080934 [Reply] [Original]

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

>> No.10080940

>>10080934
Something that wasn't a chicken laid the egg that contained the first chicken mutant. Don't know what type of egg it was though.

>> No.10080945

Reptiles/dinosaurs had eggs long before chickens
/thread

>> No.10080950

>>10080945
how was the first dinosaur born?

>> No.10080951

>>10080934
A chicken is birthed from an egg. To be defined as a chicken, the egg comes first.

Best way to find a needle in a haystack? Fire.

Best way to skin a cat? I don't know. Hand it to a polock and tell them it is a fucking potato.

>> No.10080961

>>10080940
FBPB
Evolution is constant so something that we would not define as a chicken laid an egg for something that was birthed that we now do.

>> No.10080966

>>10080950
Charles was.

>> No.10080970

your mom xD

>> No.10080972
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10080972

A proto-chicken laid a proto-egg. Inside that proto-egg was a chicken. The chicken came before the chicken egg since the first chicken would've been inside a proto-egg, rather than an actual chicken egg.

>> No.10080975

>>10080970
the first dino was born alongside this cocksuckers joke.

>> No.10080977
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10080977

>>10080972
>believing in evolution

>> No.10080981

God made a chicken, and that chicken made an egg. The chicken came first.

>>10080977
<3

>> No.10080989

>>10080981
Fuck you and your christ namefaggot.

>> No.10080992

Eggs... come from chickens
BOOM
Checkmate

>> No.10080994

>>10080989
I don't know what answer you want from me..

>> No.10080996

>>10080977
>not believing that God made evolution

nice false dichonomy

>> No.10081001

>>10080994
silence, or for you to post anon

>> No.10081006

>>10081001
Better?

>> No.10081008

>>10081006
way better newfriend. Welcome.

>> No.10081010

and why

>> No.10081013

>>10080996
>still wanting so badly to believe we came from monkeys rather than being made in his image
you want to be a mongoloid so badly you’ve even adapted the mindset

>> No.10081015

>>10081013
You think we are not here to grow and change and be more godly?

You are a throwback

>> No.10081017

>>10081013
>implying

we didn't come from monkeys anon (except you of course), we came from something called a common ancestor. And for the record, while the final product is made in his image, the process getting there certainly wasn't. There is no contradiction.

god bless

>> No.10081020

>>10081015
of course we are, we were made to grow and change mentally and spiritually, not physically. we were never monkeys.

>> No.10081028

>>10081020
We were apes. Before that we were a puddle of scum.

>> No.10081116

>>10080934
the chicken came from microorganisms that formed from many chemical reactions on coincidence
the egg came from chicken
there now u no

>> No.10081122

>>10081028
my relatives are white. speak for yourself.

>> No.10081134

>>10081122
It was nice of them to adopt you nigger

>> No.10081175

>>10081013
>implying we didn't make HIM in OUR image
poor brainlet

>> No.10081430

>>10080934
both came in the same time

>> No.10081439

>>10080934
the pan, nice and hot

>> No.10081445

Eggs existed a long time before chickens did

>> No.10081723

>>10080934
>Which came first
The chicken. Eggs can't spunk.

>> No.10081748

>>10081175
>him

Can u like, stop oppressing me sweetie?

>> No.10081757

>>10080934
Evolution: egg

Creationism: the chicken

>> No.10081766

>>10080934
>>10080934
Quotation marks in a speech bubble, then they close and the text continues. What is this madness?

>> No.10081769

>>10080996
>dichonomy
Is that a market that's full of polar opposites? right? Like a dichotomy economy?

>> No.10082205

>>10080940
>>10080945
But the chicken had to get laid before the egg could be. Checkmate, shitlords.

>> No.10082672

>>10080934
this again? the Egg.

>> No.10082688

What kind of egg are we talking about?