/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10078438
Anyone who says "beetroot" deserves to be gang raped by a pack of AIDS patients

Same goes for people who call zucchini "cougarette" and don't know the correct word for cilantro

>>10078438
That's not a salad. That's just marinated beets.

>>10078449
>Anyone who says "beetroot" deserves to be gang raped by a pack of AIDS

Sorry, english isn't my first language. Pls no booly.

>>10078449
this
no one says "carrotroot" or "onionroot"

>>10078449
>cilantro
fucking mutt americans
it's called coriander

>>10078516
carrot has a shortened form of root already in the name

>>10078534
>coriander is the same as cilantro
Coriander is the seed, dumbass. Kill yourself immediately, you have just humiliated yourself beyond all recovery.

Where to get good beetroot? The beetroot in the fresh food dispensary in the local market only sells shitty beets in plastic.

>>10078548
>Coriandrum Sativum
>not coriander

odi profanum vulgus et arceo

>>10078438
I like bean salad. And lots of salad. But beet root in salads is good.

>>10078449
>the offshoot retards of a civilisation over 2000 years old, who breed with niggers, the rest of Europe and south american demi-nigs should be the authority on its language
kys mongrel child

>>10078438
Caesar salad king of salads, you filthy red shit shitter

>>10078562
>Eurofag: Hi I'd like some gallus
>Shopkeeper: Some what?
>E: Some gallus. Hello? Knock knock? Gallus domesticus? *whips out smart phone*
>Shopkeeper: Dozen eggs coming right up!

This is what eurofags actually believe

>>10078562
>scientific name with a capitalized letter in the second word

>>10078590
>following Linnaeus
barbarian

>>10078587
by your previous logic you got that analogy completely backwards retard
gallus would get you the chicken, so if you asked for coriandrum you wouldn't get seeds

>>10078587
>gallus
Truly we have a philomath gracing our board tonight, /ck/.

>>10078636
>the chicken
You mean the eggs? The skin? The feathers? The eyeballs?
>so if you asked for coriandrum you wouldn't get seeds
No, you'd get a random part of the plant, maybe the seeds maybe the leaves, it's a surprise!

That's why, in English, we use the normal terms accepted by everyone: coriander for seeds, and cilantro for leaves

>>10078654
you'd get a whole, possibly alive, chicken you imbecile

>>10078654
no, dipshit
like every other plant in the world if you ask for "coriander seeds" you get seeds, if you ask for "coriander" you get coriander

>>10078667
>if you ask for "coriander seeds" you get seeds
Yes
>if you ask for "coriander" you get seeds
Fixed

>>10078667
>like every other plant in the world
Like you know anything about the rest of the world outside of your Hicksville state you fucking flyover

>>10078670
>being this retarded
Next time you're at a gay bar ask for Homo sapiens, I'm sure you'll get just what you need (i.e. "seeds")

>>10078670
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>>10078449
cool your fucking jets you giant homos

>>10078670
Can confirm that coriander is, at the very least colloquially, referring to the seeds, whereas cilantro is the leaves.

>>10078681
You're calling someone from the UK a flyover.

>>10078683
Next time you're at YOUR gay bar ask someone if you can push their stool in as you move through the crowds.
I'm sure they'll be quite polite.

>>10078706
But you are. I always fly over you going to Europe. What even is the point of the UK besides funny memes?

just ask for parsley

>>10078741
Chinese Parsley

>>10078438
seaweed salad

>>10078438
>no goat cheese
Might as well skip the beets as well

>>10078516
Maybe because onions aren't roots, dipshit.

>>10078765
>eating anything that came out of a goat
>especially coagulated lactation products

>>10078694
>basic parsley
As opposed to an acidic parsley? How does one make basic parsley?

>>10078788
I wish I could buy goat for goat stews. i'm sure it'd be bomb as fuck. I wish lamb was more popular in my country too.

>>10078800
it probably depends on the soil and other conditions
I imagine stay away from parsley growing near ant colonies

egg salad, it's real good.

>>10078873
those aren't eggs

Best salad imo if you can really call it a salad. Especially if you get some good buffalo mozzarella

>>10078470
I'm an Ausfag and we call it beetroot all the time, 'beets' sounds retarded like how you (I assume American) say 'diabeetus' instead of 'diabetes' (which I'm sure you all have anyway)

I used to hate salads. Now that I'm not eating sandwiches, I fucking love salads.

Why did bread blind me for so long?

>>10079751
Nobody actually says diabeetus except Wilford Brimley. That's the whole joke.

>>10078751
I fucking love this gooey crunchy shit, how do I make it at home and what is it even called?

>>10080114

That would be really nice stuffed inside of a good baguette.

>>10081005
>stuffing a multitude of ingredients inside bread

what's even the point? after a certain point it all blends together and doesn't taste of anything specific
put all the ingredients on a plate with a baguette on the side and eat with a fork

>>10078449
Nothing beets a root

>>10078548
Onions seeds gets you onion
Fennel seeds gets you fennel
Coriander seeds gets you cilantro?