/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10067111

ja/ck thread everyone

>>10067119
alternative universe

>>10067123
nope

>>10067311
I hate this so much. What in the ever loving fuck is this bullshit?

>>10067318
NO I KNOW WHAT THIS DELETE

>>10067309
fuck this is a pointless video

>>10067111
can someone post some more webms like this one? checked, btw

>>10067318
why do people keep falling for that shit? Is this nine gag?

>>10067324
Patriotism

>>10067309
>reheating pizza

>>10067372
Cold pizza best pizza

>>10067399
>>10067372
well duh

>>10067318
pls no

>>10067111
every time andrew zimmern eats these he insists you have to eat them scalding hot and burn your mouth

>>10067467
He has to be self aware of whats going on there.

>>10067467
i generally really don't have an issue with this guy but literally what the fuck is he doing here

>>10067318
Fuck you

>>10067467
Did saltroach have a stroke?

>>10067467
He slid his watch on the raw meat, what an idiot.

>>10067309
>all that fucking oil used for an already greasy pizza
>flipping it over when you can just put a lid over the pan, resulting in a crispier crust and no burnt cheese or toppings

>>10067467
Worse than some jack recipes.

>>10067467
it's raw af

>inb4 brainloaf
>inb4 pumpkin spice hot dog
>inb4 mac & cheese with a mile of stretchy cheese
>inb4 banana full of spiders
>inb4 bitch gets incinerated at hibachi restaurant
>inb4 meat_sandwich.webm
>inb4 that claymation shit where a baseball turns into dice when he chops it
>inb4 ‘go’za with a mile of stretchy cheese
>inb4 waitress slams tray of food on businessman’s head
>inb4 shooting a laser at a fucking piece of bacon
>inb4 mexicans pouring clamato on ramen and doritos in a Styrofoam container
>inb4 hotdog w/mayo balloon explosion
>inb4 LADbible presents a full English fry-up in a partitioned cast iron pan; automatic 12 replies
>inb4 Aunt Myrna's party cheese casserole
>inb4 the culling of the dirt rockets
>inb4 frankenegg.webm
>inb4 the food porn webm with jack edited in at random intervals
>inb4 curry chicken skewers and 8 replies about how gay that guy's face looks when he eats it
>inb4 twisty pasta machine
>inb4 a thousand facebook tasty videos
>inb4 deconstructed/reconstructed big mac
>inb4 gyroscopic chicken grill
>inb4 the virgin in the egg booth next to king of the egg fortress
>inb4 pineapple on a fucking pizza
>inb4 the giant platter with 10 different variations of bbq pork
>inb4 that one guy asks if the turkish coffee has pipes underneath the sand
>inb4 the pizza crust is literally a pineapple
>inb4 fried cheesey bread corn cob fuckery
>inb4 taco town
>inb4 somebody's entire culinary squid murder folder
>inb4 anime pancakes
>inb4 turkish salt man
>inb4 waitress inserting hotdog in vagina
>inb4 bulimic chick eating 20 burgers in one setting
>inb4 bee dough
>inb4 black tofu made in trash
>inb4 Gordon Ramsay coocaine
>inb4 bartender cutting a huge icecube into a diamond
>inb4 chinese man cutting onions on ballon which is top of nails
>inb4 barrel cooked chicken turns into literal ashes
>inb4 girl gazing into your soul as she cuts onions

>>10067729

>>10067729
:)

>>10067729
I'm glad people are still posting this

>>10067467
I had heard this guy was okay? What gives?

>>10067768

I can't tell if that's actual CWC art work, or a flawless abstraction of the style with CWC as the subject. Absolute masterpiece.

>>10067780
He used to be doing it ironically but I don't know if he's too far down the rabbithole by now.

>>10067826
nah he's just turkish.

>>10067311
>NO
amerifats do not really eat this

>>10067841
literally saw that coming form the edge of the universe

>>10067841
D-did the guy on fire die? Jesus Christ

>>10067841

hmm that must be fuel... but how did it ignite?

and is that girl okay

>>10067875
I would say unlikely since there is a lot of space inside so it would'nt hinder people coming to the rescue but we are talking about chinese people

>>10067674
>tastyballs

>>10067882
>open vid
>see ring
>close vid and port

>>10067729
Can we just get an archive thats posted in the op of all webm threads.

>>10067729
you forgot to post a webm

>>10067674
>>10067309
Is there an attempt to summon me here?

>>10067897
pretty juicy crumb shot

>>10067791
It's 'Saturn Devouring His Son' done in both the image and style of CWC. It is probably the greatest image I have ever seen.

>>10067674
I'm old enough to remember when Subway did the "Bread Canyon" thing. I still don't get it.

>>10068217
STOP SEASONING YOUR ELBOW

>>10068066
>Korean Bjork

>>10068294
>and anotha

>>10067309
Throw the zlice of pizza in the fucking toaster oven and if you want the cheese melty, microwave for 20-30 second

>>10068343
microwave first then toaster oven
25 second each

>>10067473
He seems like the "you don't put ketchup on a hotdogs" if a local tells him not to type.

>>10067318
cute little spider :3
i hope he had fun

>>10068003
holy shit that got me

>>10068272
THAT'S HIS FOREARM

>>10067467
Usually okay with this guy but honestly just give me meat, cheese and grilled asparaguses separately instead of that.

>>10067768
I'm amazed by this picture

>>10068612
is this what being proud of your country feels like?

am i a patriot?

>>10067467
>processed cheese
What in the ever loving fuck is he doing? Isn't he supposed to be some sort of professional?

>>10068625
yes, son.

>>10067901
*drives over flaming lady*

>>10067729

>>10067875
No, she lived. In a way.
liveleak.com/view?i=120_1409802949

>>10068646
He gets paid quality oil money to be a living meme and he's embracing it.

>>10068708

>>10068687
Damn. That's terrible. I guess it's better than being dead though

>>10068961
well ill be a monkey's uncle

>>10068758
This taste disgusting, and this is coming from a guy whos done this once.

>>10067344
here's my favorite webm of all time, I can't really explain why

>>10068763
>take pre-made fries and heat them up
This was never going to be good.

>>10069076
how does he get out?

>>10069139
The side.

>>10069076
EGG CHAD CANNOT BE STOPPED UNTIL ALL HIS EGGS ARE EATEN.

>>10069139
Every time. Fuck off.

>>10069139
>implying he doesn't sleep in the egg fortress

>>10067467

What the fuck is his problem?

>>10068961

>>10068736
Underrated webm

>>10069230
>lives in his fucking walls
I want one

>>10069076
This is where I go when I have a craving for the shittiest egg sandwich ever.

>>10067841
that's what you get when you don't leave a tip

>>10068687
being inhuman chinamen and all, I'm surprised they even bothered taking her to the hospital rather than stepping over her until the restaurant closed for the day

>>10067467
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>>10069139
He can't. Or at least, not without breaking the eggs. Basically he's trapped in there until all the eggs are sold, only then is he allowed to leave.

>>10067467
based

>>10069413
no wonder he's so surly

>>10069139
>>10069413
>>10069481
Sometimes I feel like I am stuck in a constant time loop on the Event Horizon or something. I could almost swear that I saw this exact same chain of replies at least once or twice before.

>>10069593
That's just what happens when you spend a lot of time on 4chan

Do /ck/ like burgs?

>>10068625
No I'm pretty sure you're a alt-right nazi kkk cis male scumbag

>>10069230
What breed of dog is that?

>>10069685
I lost 23 seconds of my life watching that pointless webm.

>>10068723
>that soy gape
EVERY TIME WHY

>>10069711
Sorry, :(

>>10067318
Even though it's not real, some spiders love bananas and do come over here in banana crates.

>>10068698
>cream cheese
>sour cream
>mozzarella
>Parmesan
Every. Fucking. Time.

>>10069719
>Hardcore american porn
Americans generally don't put shrimp, calamari, and soppressata on their pizza.

>>10067119
Why does this asshole always look like he's trying to hold in explosive diarrhea?

Can French trained pastry chefs really crack and separate 4 egg yolks with one hand?

>>10068625
There's a whole channel of cute Korean girls eating American food and it's surprisingly great.

>>10069690
>>10069719
Why is anime so bad nowadays?

>>10068625
nope, just a faggot

>>10070014

>>10068763
nasty California shit

>>10067119
Does anybody have this with sound?

>>10070059
https://youtu.be/qyL_cYxV6QA

>>10070093
I love you thanks desu

>>10069820
Habit of working in extremely busy kitchens

>>10067467
Those aren't craft singles, just some normal cheddar sliced thin. Still stupid

>>10068698
>chile flakes

>>10069997
I want some Burger King now.

>>10070192
same, when i get my paycheck im definately getting me some chicken fries and a wopper

>>10068698
Anons hating but this is a legitimate good attempt at an artichoke dip

>>10068708
Eh I'd eat a slice if it was at a birthday party

>>10069076

>>10068661
there is no god

>>10070192
I'm not getting burger king anymore

>>10067467
wtf i hate salt fag now

>>10067111
Those things are fucking amazing when they come from the stall.
>>10067473

Because he's right. That's when they are the best.

>>10070384
>rodeo king
well no shit it's unhealthy

>>10068326

Shrimp on pizza is dope,

>>10068661
That looks remarkable

>>10070489
>bugs of the sea
nah, no thanks.

>>10067892
HE CAN'T KEEP GETING AWAY WITH IT!!!

>>10070501
>Hating on shrimp

K.

>>10070264
you don't have to tell me what happened but you do need to eat these eggs

>>10069820
I originally thought you said expensive instead of explosive and laughed. Then I reread what you said and found it significantly less funny.

>>10069820
This is why.

>>10068698
closed as soon as I saw the monkey paw

>>10069076
someone please post the chad vs virgin version of this, it's too good

>>10070021
should be renamed ''normie entertainement.webm''

>>10070192
that movie was really comfy

>>10070666
>Mfw my doug has spread to other boards
Woah
So this is what creating something feels like

>>10070661

>>10069976
anime is always bad

>>10068661
This is a parody right?

>>10069593
We told you this place was hell.

>>10070719
no.
this is what the world has come to

>>10070660
This but unironically

>>10068661
oh shut up

>>10070215
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nk3a7zq84Co
try this one instead

>>10069690
>the moment she takes off her jacket and you can see her slim body a little better
God I want to be in that nip

>>10069076
What kinda pan does he use, where he can use a metal spatula witout worries?

>>10067318
That looks like a common house spider, but I take it it's a brazilian wandering spider?

>>10069711
You're like those idiots that receive the wrong order at a restaurant and wait until your food has a few bites left to demand that they replace it.

>>10070935

Carbon steel. Same thing woks are made out of.

>>10069913
I could do that with 2, kinda. but 4 is insane/

>>10070953
y-you mean anime is lies?

>>10068687
>in a way
all living Chinese are only alive in a way

>>10068763
I CHOOSE THE NUCLEAR OPTION.
FUCK CALIFORNIA.

>>10067318

>>10070927
That fucking tongue rinse tho

>>10069976
Pretty sure Miyazaki said it best, neets... Neets who obsess over being single to such a level they make anime instead of kill themselves.

>>10069976
Because japanese neets that pay most money for metch love cute girls doing cute slice-of-life stuff, yuri magical girl, or billionth harem story where worst girl wins.

I swear to god two nukes was not enough for that country.

>>10070299
I love this guy.

>>10071166

>>10071172

>>10071174

>>10067399
Cold pizza fucking blows ass, I can't stand this dumbass meme and I don't know why everyone lies about it.

>>10071181
as long as you don't cut the crust off it's still a respectable way of eating 'za

>>10067309
>a guide on how to reheat food

>>10071182
>No other sizes of this image found.
>Best guess for this image: girl
>A girl is a female human from birth through childhood and adolescence to attainment of adulthood when she becomes a woman. The term girl may also be used to mean a young woman, and is often used as a synonym for daughter.

Getting bullied by google now. FML

>>10069711
It was a cute webm though

>>10070021
I'm getting a moderate amount of gay vibes from this.

>>10069593
>once or twice

>>10071182
I want one of these

>>10071223
why is that funny

>>10068961
This is strangely satisfying to watch.

>>10071267
It has been like this for quite a while. Use yandex instead. Disclaimer: I don't know where it's from, either.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5wVtTQzniI

Her name's Tara Berwin, she's 24

>>10070384
look at all those fucking gains

>>10071223
cooking for milennials.m4v

>>10068758
That tortilla is fucking raw. Do these people just eat them straight out of the plastic bag?

>>10068066
what the fuck

>>10067768
this is amazing

>>10067309
>Best ways to reheat

Look no further lads

>>10068066
i am so turned on right now

>>10067311
el abominacion...

>>10071648

>>10069593
Welcome to the worst kind of purgatory
Don't forget, you are here forever

>>10069593
I do think there are bots posting and commenting on threads, on all boards, you know the god posts in /b/ with that annoying cut as a picture? or the logs?

Same with some of the posts here, we co/ck/s can't be that reiterative

>>10067309
>microwave
>arm tattoos
>wearing wrist jewelry for """"""men"""""" while prepping food
>bucket of oil
>aluminum foil
>Teflon
>metal spatula on Teflon
>squirting ketchup directly onto the fries like butter on popcorn
>unfinished barn wood table top
>plastic wrap
>paper towels

Holy fucking shit.

Instead of using plastic wrap or paper towels. Use small saucers to place over your bowls or place bowls over your plates when storing things in the fridge or reheating them. You save money and there's no trash. Use a steamer for reheating most things you'd normally reheat in the microwave, just put a lid or saucer over it to prevent excess moisture build up, unless it is something like left over spaghetti that actually benefits from the extra moisture. Use a toaster oven for reheating anything that needs to be toasty/crispy. That includes the fries and pizza. Use a baking dish with a lid for things that need to be covered in an oven, instead of using aluminum foil. No oil, no wrappings, & no microwave needed.

>>10068723
Fucking disgusting.

>>10071654
>we co/ck/s can't be that reiterative
yes we can. someone posts something more than once, another becomes amused by it and starts copying them, ultimately it becomes a subtle in-joke. it happens all the time on here.

>>10068698
la creatura...

>>10068066
Showry is hilarious.

>>10070921
and just like the food, you wouldn't stay in her for long

>>10070944
Looks more like the common CGI spider,to me.

>>10071172
>>10071174
>>10071177
Isnt she going to die or something?

>>10070927

I hate this guy's video's so much. Honestly - it makes me hurt that someone turned out like this.

>>10067518
>Making fun of people.
>Has a picture of an anime girl on his comp.

>>10071600
>wasting your money on this
Just pop the slice you want to eat in the oven for Christ's sake.

>>10071762
She has some kind of disorder where she doesn't digest food and it just passes straight through her coming out whole at the other end.

>>10071792
no she doesn't, that is not a thing, you are just repeating some crap that someone else on /ck/ said.

>>10071649
Do...

>>10071767
well in his defense at least he didn't turn out to be you

>>10071267
>Kingsmill Fruit & Fibre bread

try it this way

>>10071867

See >>10071385

>>10071835
>spinich
>chedder

>>10071835
cute!

>>10071835
These eggs look like they have tiny individual yokes. What's going on here?

>>10071874
whoops, sorries

>>10071835
>chedder
>clearly a babybel

>>10071893
Quail eggs maybe?

>>10071905
quail eggs are bigger than that. i'm thinking he could have just made some yolk drops with a turkey baster or something.

>>10068811
>implying theres anything better than being set free from this waking hell

>>10069913
Not pastry chefs.
Fucking diner line cooks.A buddy of mine used to be the sous at a busy up scale brunch place and that dude can take four eggs and crack em all perfect.

>>10070299
Gotta hand it to them, this was a genius marketing campaign

>>10071909
Probably exactly that. Gotta give the guy credit.

>>10071949

>>10071874
The question is why hasn't anyone animated flustered anime faces onto these yet?

>>10071648
la creatura...

>>10071981
This pisses me the fuck off.
He clearly doesn't know what the fuck he's going for.
>flacidly stabbing and stirring the already broken yolk
>not enough to emulsify the yolk and white
>just kinda...playin around
>oh lets throw some cheese on it.

>>10072011
That's the actual end of the video too, there's no payoff

>>10071651
I accept my fate

>>10068326
asian people look so fucking weird

>>10072071
that's because her face is plastic

>>10072022
seriously what the fuck?
Like, maybe that was just something you didnt need to record. Maybe you can just enjoy your shitty emu omelette and tell people about it later.

>>10071981
What in the fuck is he even doing. What a waste.

>>10071649
>those hands
el mutt de las profundidades oscuras al servicio de israel.

>>10072011
>cheese
Those looked like diced red onions to me, which is even worse, really. Should have fucking cooked those first.

>>10068723
They really thought that mutt chick making retard faces and holding a giant pile of bullshit in her hands was a great shot, didn't they?

>>10071682
I wish i had a toaster oven and a steamer
I hate using the microwave for everything, and it feels like such a waste when i use the oven to heat up a slice of pizza or something.

>>10068736
These guys think they're fucking hilarious and geniuses but they're just making total garbage a pothead would come up with.

>>10069970
>NY pizza
>goes good with beer
No fucking clue where they got their pizza from but it certainly wasn't a good place

>>10071106
This, but also add how Manime became Soyime
How ever manime was always a shit word

>>10071948
shame the blenders are worse than vitamix

>>10071981
What a waste. My disgust is palpable

>>10068763
i'd be ashamed if i made this pile of shit. it's prison shit tier

>>10067311
fucking tasty-tier garbage

>>10071325
>moderate

>>10070873
>american mainstream normie world
FTFY

>>10072432

>>10067311
whoever made this needs to die

>>10072469
fuck off and kill yourself with the rest of the faggots that posted TASTY ((((TM R C)))) shit, worse than jack desu

>>10072472

>>10072472
thank you for this juicy post

>>10072477

this is the worst so far for me

>>10069593

>>10072470
What pissed me off most was that they didn't even execute their idea well. If you want to make some jank ass red/white/blue pasta salad, fine, but at least do it with some competence, add black or contrasting colors to deepen the blue/red, and use some white coloring on the third bag. I mean, if you're going to earn a living making """professional""" food videos, at least put in a tiny bit of effort.

>>10068763
>just do normal fries and add the chetos on top
thanks

>>10070927
El Monstruo...

>>10067768
>Saturn Devouring His Coke

>>10071072
Every time.

>>10071172
She must do so much fucking cardio to eat this much, and stay that small.

>>10071973
Take this chance to learn a new skill and do it yourself.

>>10072599
She said in a Q&A video that outside of actual competitions, she only eats to 80% full

>>10071981

>>10071973
There's a version with faces. I'm too lazy to look for it though.

>>10068736
Is this supposed to be funny or something?

>>10071874
Chinaman cheesecake.

>>10071981
It's like if you gave jack a giant egg and went ahead and did his usual retarded shit with it.

>>10072902
Jack is far from unique, he just gets the most exposure on 4chan

>>10067467
>not butterflying in one cut
>instead goes for the second cut and fucks it up
Nice.

>>10072469
I fucking hate these guys. Every video they make is exactly the same, with some corporate committee, focus group approved, generic style bullshit editing and effects, and all they ever make is the dumbest fucking shit while the presentation acts like it's a culinary masterpiece. It somehow manages to be both smug and condescending, like an 8 year old drawing a shitty rectangle house and oblong yellow sun with a smiley face, all on lined paper, knowing full well everyone's gonna tell him how beautiful it is and that it's gonna get taped to the fridge.

>>10072496
Jack is good content though imo because it's like a car crash. The destruction and disappointment is expected, but unique every time.

>>10068687
How badly was she burned? I don't speak martian.

>>10068720
tripe soup?

>>10073007
I think this is her and that she suffered burns on 80% of her body. I can't promise you it's not an unrelated photo attached to the story by some asshole, though.

/r/ing ja/ck/ webms

>>10068661
>>10070274
>>10070719
>>10070873
>>10072466

What's wrong with it? It looks delicious.

>>10069719
SHAFT doing Koufuku Graffiti and not Yuri Kuma Arashi was the biggest waste in recent anime history.

>>10068723
why the fuck is this worth a whole acted out scene?

>put an easily available snack food in a burrito
>add cheese
>have people make stupid faces

this is something someone would make while stoned. i could do this at home.

>>10068698
le specimino indigenia

>>10070955
That's not anime, that's Reimu.

>>10072539

Why that, out of all of these?

>>10068698
Why are people on /ck/ so insecure that they have to shit on everything just because tasty made it? Yeah, they have some stupid as fuck recipes, but some of them look legitimately good.

Stop being fucking sheep in trying to fit into 4chan so hard.

>>10073443

Please post some good ones to counteract the bad ones

>>10073443
I only make webms of the silly recipes. Them making a delicious meal isn't any fun

>>10071792
There's absolutely no way she can sustainably keep doing that. She's going to end up having a hiatal hernia at that rate.

>>10068612
Why aren't american BBQ places a thing in other parts of the world?, I visited the US thinking it was burger country, but the BBQ blows burgers our of the water, we need more of that.

>>10073443
It's like a non-stop McDonald's commercial. Everything about it is strategically thought out to make it appeal to as wide a demographic as possible even though everyone with any sense knows it's just dumb garbage.

>>10068066

>37 years old

>>10073443
>channel makes stupid recipes
>confused when anons call them stupid

>>10071435

I put mine over a bowl of water and microwave it a bit to steam it a bit.

They come cooked, what else do you do to them?

>>10069820
Because that's literally an asshole's job, brainlet.

>>10073452
This is just an irish car bomb with a autistic shot glass

>>10069997
>>10070192
What is with Burger King seeming to make a point that their patties are razor thin?

>>10070633
he looks like he's trying his hardest to hold in a load of expensive diarrhea

>>10071166
the thing that makes me wonder about all these china clips is not that terrible shit happens, but how many fucking cameras do they have everywhere

>>10069976
>nowadays

Sip girls are my new fetish

>>10073670
inferior to based deenz girls

>>10068661
looks delicious why do you hate it? oh i know, it's because she's serving it in a fairly unusual way and oh it's tasty so it must be shit right? why are you guys so salty?

>>10069177
Holy fucking goddamn kek!

>>10069593
I can almost remember it, but there was some new invention wet sandwich thread that was repeated exactly like some nightmare groundhog day many years ago. I don't recall the proper name.

>>10071407
You're a millennial, though, anon.

>>10071705
It happens all the time on nearly every board.

>>10068066
Can you imagine having to clean that shit up afterward.

>>10073545
Pic related in the Kirin bitters ads is 47

>>10073949
There can only be one

>>10069593
80% of the traffic is bots simply copy pasting old threads and responses.

>>10067768
This is the single most impressive piece of art I've ever seen

>>10071835
>All of that drag

Why the hell is that scalpel blade so dull, did this cunt do like 50 takes with the same blade? That's horrific, it's like using the same knife on 40 or 50 patients and expecting it to perform exactly the same way it did the first time you used it. This is suffering.

>>10067467
That would be the last thing he ruined if he tried that in my yard

>>10075360
>that edge

>>10068723
I must confess, I made the burrito at home the other day, was not bad

>>10070021
>that soy icecream
Everytime