/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Meth.

Turkey sandwich and a lager

a big mac with extra russian dressing and a diet coke.
hope my small hands can hold it all!

vodka.
take a shot every time he denies something

>i didnt have sex with a porn star
>i didnt say "shithole"
>i didnt try to fire muller

Vodka, Cookie Crisp cereal out of the box and a natty daddy. Also the tears of the negros boycotting

>>10067200
two scoops

>>10067228
Enjoy your impending alcohol poisoning, sir. Try to not fucking die.

well-done steak with ketchup, washed down with liberal tears

plain white rice and two slices of cherry pie with vanilla ice cream for dessert. oh, and a side of fucking treason.

>>10067228
rip in piece bro

>>10067250
>washed down with liberal tears
enjoy your soy

Townsend's orange fool recipe and a large piece of porkbelly in honor of his being the most obese president since Taft.

>>10067295
KEK

Don't you mean Uniom?

>>10067200
A grilled cheese along with a kale salad and some of my venison from the deer I killed two weeks ago.

>>10067383
He means union, you dingus

>>10067200
>State of the Uniom
>>10067383
>Don't you mean Uniom?


wat

>>10067400
Checkd for government shill.

https://www.snopes.com/misspelled-tickets-trump-state-uniom/

>>10067228
u gonna die homie

Sage

>>10067418
Sage isn't a downvote, newfriend. Saged and reported.

>>10067426
Reported for announcing reports. Now stop replying to me and fuck off back to pol

>>10067200

Trump is such a ridiculous person.
Please tone it down one notch plz donny boi.

>>10067223
>>10067340
>>10067464
It amuses me when lefties attack this man on his looks. Can you really not think of something about fucking Donald Trump to criticise that isn't on the level of a third grader? He's fat? That's the best you have? It's pathetic and entirely unnecessary. There are plenty of real issues you could attack him on instead of just going "hurr he's orange"
The last one was black but I bet you weren't so comfortable with people hating him for that.

>>10067400
>>10067398
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2018/01/29/state-union-tickets-printed-with-typo-have-to-be-reissued.html

Amusingly, an accurate summation of the White House's past year

>>10067594
>have to be reissued
Your taxdollars hard at work.
It's a typo. Who fucking cares?

State of the uniom nom nom lol

>>10067200
Fish sandwiches and fries.
Perhaps I will drink a little bit of Yukon Jack depending on how hard he BTFO globalists in the speech.

>>10067605
This is the same government that congratulates itself for almost shutting down. It's fucking pitiful.

>>10067266
>oh, and a side of fucking treason.
What?

>>10067548
Please tell me this image is fake and there isn't a Woman's March that looks like 'Weight of the Union'.