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fuck/marry/kill

>> No.10056100

kill the fat guy and the knorr guy
fuck and marry gordon
he is so handsome and probably a wild animal in bed

>> No.10056116

>>10056100
>Fuck and Marry the stupid hack Ramsay
>Not wanting to rawdog Chef John while snorting Cayenne off his big burly chest.

Gayer than a pride parade, I swear.

>> No.10056132

Fuck and marry chef john


kill the other 2

>> No.10056140

>>10056080
Chef John, Chef John, Marco

>> No.10056272
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10056272

I got another for yall

>> No.10056293

I'm a man and all of those are men...

>> No.10056300

>>10056293
Don't be a bigot

>> No.10057491

>>10056300
don't be a spigot

>> No.10057504

>>10056272
fuck: guy fieri
marry: mikey chen (endless chink dick, yummmmm)
kill: soyboy mctrash dick

>> No.10057516

>>10056272
fuck review person
kill the chink
marry guy for the money and the fact he's a good person

>> No.10057893

>>10056272
Can someone shop guy as a pretty woman

>> No.10058044

>>10056272
fuck: mikey chen
marry: review brah
kill: guy fieri

Mikey Chen is probably the fittest out of the three, so he would probably be the best fuck.

Review brah seems neat and clean and his personality is calm, soothing, and direct so he'd probably be a pleasure to live with.

Guy Fieri really doesn't deserve to die, but I wouldn't want to fuck or marry him, cause I don't find him physically attractive and I find some of his mannerisms (like sticking his fingers in and tasting ingredients while other people are trying to cook) to be kind of annoying. And since the only other option besides fuck and marry is kill...

>> No.10058363

>>10057893
It might be possible for reviewboi, but you're asking too much with guy. He'd just look like an unconvincing drag queen.

>> No.10058458
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10058458

>not wanting a qt husbando and his disembodied cameraman

>> No.10058466

>>10056272
Middle dude looks like a young version of jackie chan

>> No.10059530

>>10058458
Nah, he comes off as if he's having some sort of brain damage. It's sort of endearing tho

>> No.10059562

>>10056080
marry chef john and marco
fuck gordon
kill all three when i get bored

>> No.10060432
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10060432

>>10057893
>>10058363

I don't know why I have these saved

>> No.10060435

>>10058458
*Vinny

>> No.10060436
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>>10060432

>> No.10060439

>>10060432
kek

>> No.10060499
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10060499

>>10060436
Lookin' sexy.

>> No.10061760

>>10060432
>now this is flavortown

>> No.10061978

>>10056080
Kick the other guys asses with MPW, have a good dinner, and then part ways until the next time.

>> No.10061997

>>10056272
I don't even know who the literal who chink in the middle is.

>> No.10062017

>>10056080
Kill all 3.

>> No.10062083

>>10061997
Jackie Chen's estranged son Mike

>> No.10062189

>>10061997
He's like Mark Weins, but not so much of a retard mong.

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10062216

New challenger appears

>> No.10064052

>>10060499
Is this his actual sister or just a girl that looks a lot like him?

>> No.10064063

>>10062216
kill joey, fuck reviewbrah's pale boihole, be a loving wife to steve and eat MREs forever.

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>>10064052
Pretty sure that 4chan's top sleuths confirmed it's not his sister.
He seems like an only child anyway.

>> No.10064101

>>10057516
Dis nigga knows

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10065684

>>10056080
>>10056272
>>10062216

You guys, you guys. You're missing the real mvp

>> No.10065694

>>10056132
This is the correct answer.