/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10059783
i unironically have to ask: why are people this stupid? shouldn't it be a natural habit to drink a glass of water every couple hours?

>>10059783
Need to get that youtube adsense mang.

>>10059783
This is bait, right? Tell me it's bait.

>>10059783
Isn't that Stephanie from Sons of Guns, the girl that got dun befoe?

>>10059971
Is that the one whose dad molestered her?

what is it with gun culture and child rape?

>>10059986
>Implying you wouldn't nonaka Tori

What do I do if I'm dehydrated, the stores are closed, and I do not have a coconut?

>>10059783

people in today's society will always go for the stuff that seems easier than the natural or logical methods. the fitness industry is literally the best example for this. people will find all kinds of special diets and chemical products to "improve" their workouts but at the end of the day, you just need to get off your ass and put in some proper effort. nobody wants to do that anymore which is why the market will always be flourishing

>>10059994
Drink your piss.

Water dries out my mouth

>>10059788
It's not stupidity. It's the millenial busyness herd mentality believe it or not people will tell you they are too busy to remember or drink water. Such is the way of the new age entrepreneur.

>>10060014
What makes it wet?

>>10060025
Spit, oranges, watermelons

>>10060015
people are too busy for fucking everything nowadays. I have had friends telling me that they don't have the time for working out, cooking and all kinds of shit, yet they have the time to binge watch fucking tv shows etc.

good thing is I don't have to worry about any of that shit as I am improving myself all the time and being better than these people

>>10060025
My cock

>>10060032
>>10060015
>le wrong generation
ask me how I know you're both fifteen

>>10060039
Please enlighten me you creative collective, digital nomad "I value experiences over everything" one.

>>10060015
most doctors say to just drink when you feel thirsty. literally no one forgets to do that

>>10060029
Huh; Alright.

>>10060050
I can't, everyone goes through this at your age

the thing I don't envy about young people is that when I was your age I was free to say all kinds of cringy stupid shit and it wouldn't be recorded forever on the internet. I just hope you have the good sense to keep this shit on 4chan instead of facebook and twitter

>>10060074
What the fuck are you saying. That's how these people think. They are too busy to even drink water. That's how millenials live their sad lifes.

>>10060084
>I'm smarter than everyone because I drink water
on the other hand, you probably don't write stuff down on notebooks that you can find 20 years later and laugh at with your siblings. so there's that

I don't understand how people can just not drink water. They'll drink a 2 liter coke and a glass of water for the day.


What to fuck? If I drink a liter of coke I feel like ass the rest of the day. And here there is the motherfuckers using it as a water replacement.

>>10060039
I don't even know what you are talking about. I didn't mention any generation whatsoever. I was referring to the fact that people nowadays are lazy. doesn't mean I don't like living in today's age you dimwit but I don't even know why I expect from someone here to showcase proper reading comprehension anyway

>>10060100
>people nowadays
>I didn't mention a generation
mmmkay

>>10060093
Copy that!

>>10060095
people are just too fucking stupid. when I lived in the US as a child, I drank 2 liters of cola a day (at the age of 10). my taste buds were so fucked up that I was drinking softdrinks etc for years to come, only to properly switch to water when I was like 18 or so.
I was literally always tired in school and could never pay attention to what was going on even though I had more than 8 hours of sleep. at university, I didn't have any of those problems because I was drinking water. I'll never let my children drink anything other than water on a regular basis, fuck that shit

>>10060119
>people
you mean your trailer trash parents

>>10060110
again, you are not able to pick up information properly. I was not referring to the whole "wrong generation" thing you retard

>>10060015
>muh dad generation is Hitler
grow the fuck up, girl.

>>10060122
>implying I didn't leave America because it was fucking dogshit
I don't even understand how Americans can be so retarded as to stay in that shithole. the food is shit over there. I'm sorry for ya, buddy

what is wrong with her skin?
I think she needs to hydrate

>>10060122

>implying America isn't the perfect example of everyone being too stupid for eating properly
I was all across the USA a couple of times and the one thing most people had in common was eating like children. Stop neglecting the fact that you people don't have a proper eating and drinking culture. You just copy everything from other countries

>>10060119
this
I wouldn't be surprised if high HFCS consumption (consumed mainly through soda) is the cause of the large concentration of autism in the millennial population.

We've hit peak autism, literally extinction level autism, when kids start searching "how to drink water"

>>10060015
Explains why old people are perpetually dehydrated they don't have time to drink water as they slowly wither away doing nothing at all.

>>10060093
>non-water drinker detected

Stay mad dehydrated fag

>become dehydrated through physical exercise
>drink a lot of water
>still feel bad because NO ELECTROLYTES
>coconut has electrolytes in it, tell normies to drink coconut because they still don't understand the underlying process
>OTHER normies (who think they aren't normies) go online and complain about the other dumb normies while being too dumb and normie to understand things

You're both awful normies.

>>10060039
>If you dare criticize the enlightened modern age you're some sort of reddit caricature

>>10059783
>acquiring a coconut (young one), chopping it and slurping the insides

>quick

Yeah, don't forget to plant the palm tree if you're feeling a little thirsty.

>>10059783

>>10060428
Most of this is "have sugar with your water, you fat fuck." Why not just drink water?

>>10060377
>Drink coconut milk instead of water to rehydrate myself
>Do it because qt3.14 on youtube told me to
>Shit myself because coconut milk is a natural diuretic
>Become even more dehydrated due to diarrhea shits

>>10060480
electrolytes.
I can drink water but my body won't retain all of it

>>10060095
Personally I think water tastes like shit. Throughout the day I'll usually drink stuff like juice/nectar as well as soda. The only water that I can actually stand to drink is that dirty public school water fountain shit that's probably fluoridated.

>>10060504
It's coconut water

>>10060524
You get your electrolytes from the food you eat. Drinking Gatorade without doing strenous training or working (or diarrhea) is bad for you. Just like eating a ton of fruit will make you fat.

>>10060504
>diuretic
>shitting

>>10059986
>why are vulnerable and victimized people attracted to lethal self defense?

>>10060095
This. I drink like a gallon and a half a day at least, and it befuddles me utterly to see people that drink like a single cup. I'm not diabetic, so it's not that.

>>10060428
i'll go with the fermented grapes

>>10060377
This. OP is a shitter, end of thread.

>>10060039
you deluded boomer.
This generation is ripe for hell

>>10060095
Because I've un-ironically lost control of my life.

>>10060014
Your body realises you're drinking plain water for once, and it wants you to drink a shitload of it.
Its like how if you switch to water as your main beverage you'll find yourself getting thirsty more often than you used to since before that your body had to deal with a sugar spike every time it started sending thirst signals.

>>10060039
The guy in that pic is cooler than you. Note that I didn't say he was cool, just that he is cooler than you.

>>10060110
"People nowadays" is a term encompassing people spanning multiple generations. Please be trolling, faggot.

>>10061313
Generation X, actually
I didn't send all your jobs to Mexico, but if it had been up to me, I would have anyway

>>10059788
I just don't get thirsty anon. Not just for water but for anything. More often than not if I completey finish a glass, can, or bottle of anything it's probably because I drink it with a meal. If I force myself to drink otherwise I get nauseous.

>>10059783
who's the hot trap?

>>10060428
>people
>90% water

>>10060654
yeah?

>>10060095
what to fuck indeed

>>10059783
Unless that video is about nigger rigging a dextrose/water drip you should just drink fucking water if you're dehydrated.

>>10060161
>trust me i have been everywhere and seen everything
>you people
OBSESSED