/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Remember that guy who served everyone his sperm in brownies? That.

>>10056333
Fuck off survey fag.

>>10056338
sounds like a good time desu

regular cookout w/ one anon spamming soy irl

There would be a LOT of drinking and the grill would go unused because everybody would insist on having her meat as rare as possible to show everybody how patrician she is.

>>10056429
"her" meat. Well that just sais it all now doesn't it?

>>10056333
I would never eat anything one of these fat disgusting basement dwellers touched, let alone cooked.

Everybody having fun and joking around while eating shitty food, until the group of fucking losers get here who resemble Irish stew guy
>UGH FAST FOOD? you guys eat that shit? we made this boring ass dish nobody asked for
and then they’d ruin the mood

There wouldn't be any food because we'd all be too busy arguing about floor to cook anything.

>>10056333

>>10056575
Reminds me of myself. scary.

>>10056441

>>10056693
live a little, faggot

>>10056786
Best cast scenario, food is total shit because you apes can't cook. Worst case scenario, probably get AIDS or some shit from you faggots literally raping the food. Neck yourself, cu/ck/.

>>10056333
No, I'm not eating anything 4chan makes.
I saw what happened to /k/...

>>10056796
Can’t get aids that way. Dumb faggot

>>10056333
As long as all food was prepped in the open where it was easily observable, I think if would be interesting and fun. I wouldn't trust some faggot just bringing a prepped dish and saying try this, :XDD. Of course there'd be quantities of alc consumed but that's true of every bbq I've ever been to.

>>10056429
>he thinks there'd be grills at a 4chan event

>>10056333

No one would actually cook or anything. Everyone would spend too much time calling each other niggers, faggots, or nigger-faggots and trying to out everyone else as manchildren, soyboys, numales, ameritrash, or europoors.

>>10057024
This. I imagine a lot of shit made in a rice cooker.

>>10056946
what happened to /k/?

>>10057168
They had a meetup and someone brought brownies.
He later posted pics on the board documenting how he'd mixed his semen into the batter.
It's nasty but pretty much 100% harmless.

>>10057168
Some guy in a meetup jizzed in the batter that made the brownies all the /k/ommandos ate and posted it on /k/ after.

>>10056333
>one chad grilling steak for all the females while a bunch of virgins argue amongst themselves about how he's grilling it wrong.

>>10056338
source?

>>10057215
http://funnyjunk.com/channel/4chan/K+brownies/xpGcLkc/
Google sure is hard.

>>10057168
>>10057186
>>10057191
At least the Scientology protest in St Paul turned out better. Several members hooked up, and apparently some women here are quite stacked and up for a three-some.

>>10057228
/k/ aren't pussies, though. They still have meetups. Pretty sure there was one this weekend.
As for sticking your dick in the kind of girl (either) who goes to a chanology protest; don't.

>>10056534
I remember Irish stew guy. Did anyone ever screencap that thread?

I'd set-up a glory hole and suck all your dicks.

>>10056338
That was from a innawoods /k/ meetup. Also he later confessed it was just sweetened condensed milk.

>>10056333
I feel as though I would not want to meet the majority of people on /ck/. I'm pretty sure if someone said a fucking mcchicken or sip meme in real life i'd kill them first then myself.
That being said FML would be a cool dude to chill on a porch and drink a beer with while grilling. Also it would be interesting to see DinoTendies in real life, just to know he's real.

>>10056333
a gigantic arguement would ensue if tendies or mcchickens are more "patrician" and go get their comfort fast food. Meanwhile the al/ck/ crowd would be left behind to "watch the grill" and the entire venue burns down.

>implying a /ck/ cookout won’t devolve to a /pol/ shitfest

>coo/ck/out
>that cooler full of Zero Carb Monsters
>that guy who shows up late and saves all the drunks with McChickens
>that guy who wants his steak cooked over charcoal
>that guy who wants his steak cooked over propane
>both make the steaks terribly well done

>>10058036
>the tit jiggle of the guy in the black shirt

A brutal fist- and/or knifefight develops over the proper order of stacking ingredients on a hamburger.
Only the Americans partake.

>>10056953
>yes, anon, there's no way my ultra faggot ass wouldn't think of a way to go full retard on this, trust me, goyim
Go die with your aids alone quietly, you miserable faggot.

>>10057228
>chanology in 2018
The fuck is this?

>>10056333
Shoot the fucking thing. Didn't the stupid clowns go out like two years ago?

Oopsie, I thought it was a deer. Sorry it's dead now.

>>10057945
>yeah guys it totally wasn't a criminal act just condensed milk!

Ill bring the steel reserve

>>10058106
We're Americans. We would just shoot each other.

>>10056333
>What would a /CK/ cookout/bbq be like?
Would not show unless its was at a high class sort of situation say 200usd per in an attempt to avoid ramen freaks and basement dwellers

>>10058846
gonna meet at Applebees and pre game in the parking lot

>>10056333
Everybody would order takeout and avoid eye contact.

>>10058895
That actually sounds fantastic.
I wish I had friends.

>>10058066
>I show up with 50 cans of deenz

>>10056333
There would be a whole corner dedicated to /deenz/. I would hang out with those guys. Even if they call me a soyboy, it's better than Jackposters and fast food

>>10060662
>one for you and you and you

spread the gospel bois

>>10056441
If you go to restaurants, I've got some bad news for you...

>>10057024
I know how to work a grill

It would be like that shepherd's pie (or whatever it was) copypasta story.

If anyone still has it please post.

>>10060662
>riga sprats
Based

>coolers of zero cal monster
>Everyone fighting over who gets to grill
>Winner does jack style cooking as an ironic fuck you ruining the meat
>One guy brings a dish thats overly complex and expensive for how meh it tastes
>For each person who brought food theres 9 poorfags begging because they could only budget out $3 for that weeks meals
>Alcohol is either $70 bottles of whisky kept in the carm or open $10 bottles of clear liquor carried by al/ck/ attention whores
>One guy brought $150 worth of McChickens and its the best tasting thing at the meetup

>>10058669
Rest of us in a crowd, ironically saying "do americans really?..."
We'll laugh at the aptness of it all, but inside, just wanting to go home and shitpost our Jack webms

>>10056333

Big fight about beans in chili will happen.

>>10056441

There are still a lot people from the industry on this board anon... bad news.

>>10060937
fking winrar

>>10060955
doesnt mean they still aren't shit-tier

>>10056333
I'd let that guy with the Patti kitty cook for me.

>>10062201
What a bunch of fossil fagfucks! I wish someone would post that pic of the /fa/ meetup; I never laughed so hard at a post.

>>10056333
everyone brings fast food, cooks nothing, drinks into a stumbling rage and argues about mayonnaise for hours until everyone goes home or gets arrested

>>10056333
>>10059070
This is the most likely scenario.

Except before that there would be one guy who brought a bunch of burgers and chicken to grill, but everyone would be so picky about how they cook it that they just give up and tell everyone to order takeout if they don't like it.

Also there would also be two or three vegans in the corner eating food that they made themselves beforehand.

>>10060714
this
and a lot of people running around shouting "SIMPLY MAKE YOUR OWN ITS SO SIMPLE"

>>10062644

>>10058456
Ill bring the rolling rock and fireball

>>10062644
>>10063692

>>10063730
/pol/ seems to really be the most diverse board.