/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10051443
That is some god damn dedication right there.

>>10051465
He has a whole channel where he makes tons of stuff like that.

Requesting Jack and/or Tasty webms.

>>10051524
>japanese cooking
pfffttt thats just hong shao rou done badly and with some gratuitous steps added

Hey OP, this isn't WEBMs, but it's the best food channel on youtube. shitty production values, but he has more knowledge than eight chef johns. all of the recipes of his that i've made are incredible. this bourguignon video is a fucking masterclass.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oje7vtynhPc

>>10051443
Why the fuck is he doing this and how the fuck is he doing this.
Imagine if had a little tiny human that lives there.
Would be funny.

>>10051443
That's actually pretty sad, really. It's like a little girl playing with a doll house. This grown man reminds me of the sad old foamers who play with model trains in their retirement.

>>10051601
That looks like a big slop of shit

>>10051649
Fuck you, fag, trains are cool.

>>10051665
Most of the nutrients are in the bones so you want to eat the whole fish.

>>10051673

>phallic objects arouse me!

>>10051673
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHkKJfcBXcw

>>10051684
M8, if your dick looks like a steam locomotive I recommend you see a doctor.

>>10051691
>that video is nearly 8 years old
No. I refuse.

>>10051673
>>10051691
>>10051692
Good job proving my point about how foamers behave like autistic children. Now can we not do this here. Please stay in your containment board. >>>/n/

>>10051601
looks like william shatner's spoken word career didn't pay off after all

>>10051720
You're the one foaming at the mouth because people like a thing you don't.
But yes, back to food posting.

>>10051684

honestly the tiny cooking is very arousing

>>10051746
Ah, the big slop of shit fountain, just what I wanted at my wedding reception.

>>10051720

>>10051917
>take thing
>put it on rice
wow ingenious

You wouldn't eat an Anime, would you?

>>10051963
Anime is gross.

>>10051963
I want to fuck that cake

>>10051917
Seems like a waste of wagyu tenderloin.

>>10051544
>heh that's just chink shit with fancier steps done better
wow you sure know your japanese culture! tell us more!

>>10051678
why is Jeb! trying to sell me a blender
does he blend his guac?

>>10052087

>not posting the superior version.

>>10052179
It is his goal in life to blend everything.

hey guys

how do I make these cool webm thingies?

I really want to get into this whole 4chan thing

>>10052256
Google webm for retards.

>>10052263
>all natural material found in food
that's a complicated way to say "cinnamon" or Macha

>>10052219
Gaki no Tsukai is the greatest thing ever.

Floofy.

>>10052279
two nukes weren't enough

>>10051673
A sixty ton angel falls to the earth...

More tiny food.

>>10052334
'go 'lete

a classic, but good webm.

>>10052334
2 cups of baking powder in each omelette?

>>10052279
What are talking about, this is prime example of us converting them to cow and chicken in place of eating whale and dolphin.

>>10052464
FUCK YOU WHALE
AND FUCK YOU DOLPHIN

>>10052464
Oops, meant this for
>>10052373

>>10051678
Jeb! finally finds his calling

>>10051746
I FUCKING HATE RICH MORONS WHO FUCKING PUT WATER IN THE FOUNTAIN TO MAKE IT MORE "liquidy"
FUCK YOU MONICA

Jeb is a mess.

unrelated. just saw this at >>>/wsg/2080683
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1517070326424.webm

>>10052438
Remember when SNL was funny?

>>10052553

yes,

It's been a long long time.

>>10052008
knee deep in the eggs

Tiny food.

I'm just making more tiny food ones unless someone wants something more interesting before I get too drunk.

>>10052008
your mom is gross

>>10052882
My mom is dead.

>>10052885
Even more gross. Old gross dead bitch

>>10052896
Thanks, I've been working out.

>>10052870
um

>>10052913
You have a good night sir.

No ja/ck/ = I'm OUT!

>>10052946
I'm amazed we've gone this long without them.

>>10051958
ONE MIRRION DORRAR, FIRFY GAIJIN!

>>10052794
I'm enjoying them

>>10052701
>Spinich
Mildly upset

>>10052008
Comfy

>>10053137
So it's either
>a skit
>guy visiting west coast from east again
>guy that had a stressful day and eats to heal the pain

>>10052975
I'm surprised they haven't added cheese to their desserts

>>10053166
This guys trying to look cool while almost making something decent. Was on board with everything but the pile of large salt and the 3 sauces

>>10051566
I enjoyed that

>>10052493
Christ that's obnoxious.

>>10052012
Is frosting the /ck/ version of hotglue?

>>10052279
Why do they cover their mouths like that when they eat, are they going to puke?

>>10051601
I understand testing the blender but drinking it?

>>10052373

>>10052372
heh

>>10052553
Aaah, I remember.

>>10052512
Was that a Doki Doki Literature Club joke?

>>10052701
Ohh man for some reason that brought back some crazy blast from the past memories. I am a fan of the shitty harmless practical joke on the grounds that life should not be taken to seriously. One time when I was wooing a woman I told her i'd come over and make tacos she was excited. I took the first tortilla from the pack and punched out 6 tiny tortillas with a shotglass and did them the same as the other tacos just tiny. I served those first and she was super confused then thought it was funny after I actually showed the real tacos. Cooking can get you laid man. Now I am kinda sad. Not because I don't get laid, but because I don't do that shit anymore. Life needs more whimsy. Fucking nostalgia.

>>10053199
Or he just got out of prison.

>>10051443
Cute. I'm going to try something like this with my daughter when I next have her. Can't get a stove that looks like a real stove, but I'm sure I can jigger up something suitable.

>>10053444
>"Thanks, but could you split it up equally onto plates please?"

>>10053611
this actually makes the most sense

>>10053611
>>10053652
In formal clothes?

>>10051917
i don't see what's so special

>>10053667
When you get out of jail, you're returned the clothes you were wearing when you went in. People often wear suits to court.

>>10052202
what's this, i need a recipe

>>10054013
its abalone and some sort of bechamel

>>10052959
>>10051958
DERETE THIS

>>10051678
Man I can't believe "will it blend" is still going

>>10052372
This is peak banter

>>10053137
Boris?

>>10052701
His salt got wet.

>>10053182
I can only assume he lost a bet and had to do this.

>>10051963
>>10052008
Touhou isn't anime, you uncultured pigs.

>>10052911
That much vinegar can't possibly be safe.

>>10053137
>>10053199
It's a "skit"

>>10052445
Nah, they just beat the eggwhites. It's essentially a soufflé.

>>10053444
Once they finished I would laugh, shake my head without saying a word, get up and walk straight out without paying the bill, and no tip.

>>10053444
i hope these chefs are pleased to know the life they live is a fucking lie

>>10052334
Trying to copy omelettes from Mont saint-michel and failing miserably in typical nip fashion.

>>10054384
Oh I was just thinking to myself I could sure go for a webm of faggots cookin up a big goddamned slop of shit.

>>10054384
I made this the other day it was good.

>>10054384

rick stein in india. very good series.

>>10052208
That's pretty impressive.

>>10051443
Finally a restaurant for manlets

>>10054495
is it okay if I pay in bubble money

>>10054479
more like this.
i miss stuff like this

>>10054515
>I miss this week old webm

just be glad we aren't ja/ck/ing today

>>10054495
That'll be $249 plus gratuity, sir. You're welcome.

>>10052911
Can't even begin to imagine how bad the reflux was from all that vinegar.

>>10054529
how many grams of salt did he ingest that day? safe to say this probably was one of the shittier days in his life

>>10054521
this should cover it

>>10051741
>>10051601
how do people not remember these videos? are you this new to the internet?

>>10054395
it's a japanese branch of the fucking restaurant in mont saint michel you dumb namedropping faggot. no one is impressed that you can make a connection

>>10054533
filename should be 'your moms bedroom'

>>10052911
this guy annoys me

>>10054384
I am into this

>>10054401
If you don't like actual cooking then go back to your buzzfeed webms you tosspot

>>10051601
why?

>>10051601
>Don't breathe this!

>>10054013
Its part of the vids some fancy Japanese restaurant makes on Youtube (the one with the strawberry processed for 2 days to make another strawberry. This uses all parts of the crab. TOKYOGASTRONOMY is what its called.

>>10054518
Reading comprehension, anon.

>>10052418
this is so infuriating

>>10054331
This

>>10054665
Go take that shit to a /gif/ gore thread.

>>10052553
no

>>10054331
I have seen this exact comment before.

>>10054689
I'd stand up, walk out, and call the health department.

>>10054602
>not spelling it "rove" at the end

trash webm, delet

>>10051524

What's the point of boiling the pork belly if you're going to brown it afterwards and then simmer it again?

>>10054784

That's some nice gabagoo

>>10054796
tenderisation/purging odours

>>10052334
That thing looks like the elephants foot from chernobyl

>>10054638
I hate the very concept of this. Every ingredient is better off elsewhere. What a fucking monstrosity. I can't even fathom who actually sat down and conceived this abomination. Who could have possibly thought that these things should be prepared like this? A truly sick mind had to imagine this. But who were they? What horrors did they experience to push them into birthing this contradiction of all that is good? Do people think about this? Is it desired? Do people plan their day around enjoying this? How could anyone look upon this and think "What a terrific idea!"? It's disgraceful, and I can't believe I have to share this Earth with not only the monstrosity itself, but the demons in human skin who enjoy it. I hope whoever invented this enjoys the constant burn of hellfire.

>>10054832
accurate

>>10051673
This. I don't care how many women frequent this board, trains will always be cool.

>>10054839

Ever heard of the British Empire?

>>10051443
so basically inviting the board to post only tasty and jack

you aren't very smart, are you?

>>10054869
>170 posts in and there's barely any tasty or ja/ck/ compared to normal

you aren't very smart, are you?

>>10054878
don't you dare call me stupid again

https://youtu.be/wKqASJaKnwA

>>10054947
>over 27 flavors
So, 28.

>>10054779
You're here forever

>>10052493
was this made by a teenage girl or something?

>>10054990
>remove from oil once they puff up and float to the surface
>"lol nope let's leave them in there for a few hours to soak up all they can"

>>10052916
the ultimate office gadget

>>10055098
Yes. Notice the "adult supervision" tags flashing every now and then.

>>10055031
That's sand, not salt.

>>10052493
retarded and gay

>>10054856
>things women will NEVER understand

>>10052493
this is awful but it's still way easier to follow than any tasty video

>>10054960
korcs

>>10052334
I tried tapping for sound and nothing happened.
Someone else has the same problem?

>>10054521
more like 400 actually

>>10054384
>eat
>get instant and immediate diarrhea

Indian "cuisine".

>>10054938
what porno is this?

>>10055426
Most boards don't allow sound, newfriend.

>>10052008
I don't care what you say, or how professional you are, there is no need to own that many knives. Some of which I'm sure cost hundreds of dollars.

>>10052553
FUCK DRUMPF AND FUCK WITEPPL

>>10055497
why fuck more than one girl?
you'll understand it when you're older, sport

>>10054638
>British """"food""""
>Literally just soggy bread served with Gelato
Gross

>>10055534
>American """""humor"""""""
>literally pretending to be an obtuse retard
Sad.

>>10054638
>drown bread in fat and sugar
>wa la

>>10054782
What about the tip?

>>10053444
>Ok, that's nice, but where's my food?

>>10055639
Right there on the table you blind piece of shit.

>>10052218
why

>>10054495
how do you even go about eating that? just pop it and hope it doesn't crumble everywhere?

>>10055660
Am I wrong if I think its raw?

>>10052169
>fancy
Soy and sugar as the overwhelming flavour ... what refinement.

>>10055670
i-is this Jack?

>>10055737
it can't be, that pizza looks good

>>10054675
It is generally a bad idea to inhale liquids.

>>10051917
I firmly believe that 'deconstructed' is the worst word in the entire culinary lexicon.

>>10055058
I feel like this subconsciously belongs in a Hannibal lecter scenario

>>10055737
the best woodfire pizza you'll ever taste

>>10055766
Yeah. It's not like they put it together and pull it apart again. They just give you the constituent components. "Incomplete" would be a more appropriate word.

>>10052548
Va nineteeeeeen dot com, click

>>10052512
they put oil

>>10055112
>>10055098
Well technically I think it was made BY an adult. It was just made FOR literal children. It's a bonus feature on an MLP DVD.

>>10053444
Are they trying to summon a succubus?

>>10054993
Why the selfie mid-meal. God, women are so indifferent.

>>10054896
That's fucking stupid, is that Jack? It's probably Jack, right?

>>10052147
Absurdity for absurdity's sake is so infuriating to me. There's no way anybody actually enjoys that shit. Somewhere in America some cunt just forced himself to drink a cheeto milkshake and proclaims to his friends how "delicious" it was so he doesn't look like an absolute retard for spending $12.00 on something that was destined to be disgusting

>>10055653
If that's what you're attempting to serve people as food for $200/person, you deserve to be shut down.

>>10055976
yes it's chef jack, I've the full video

>>10056003
It's still food you waste of an ejaculate.

>>10056005
*seen

>>10054384
Post some more Rick Stein. I got into him after these were all posted a couple threads back and I now love him. Who are some other documentarians I should watch if I like him?

>>10054665
>using a mandolin that fast with no hand guard
Literally my biggest fear in life

>>10055027
Pointless. Why do I care if they cut the meat in the back or at my table?

>>10051720
It bothers me how 4chan shifted from a community for people with dorky hobbies to a community that bullies people with dorky hobbies. Fuck off plebbit normalfags.

>>10054671
what is the point if that doesn't enhance the flavor?

>>10054288
>enjoying food is now a skit
>>10053199

>>10054689
>throw plate on ground
>bus boy comes out with a rake
People in "high cuisine" are so disconnected from reality, it's fucking insane. This retard just served up a plate of yard waste. And that retard paid for it.

>>10054689
>someone paid hundreds of dollars to eat leaves and ants
lmao

>>10055651
It doesn't get much better than spaetzle with friend onions and bacon.

>>10055651
Huh, that scene from American Dad made me think spatzle was just the german word for s'mores, not some other entire dish

>>10052493
i hate horsefuckers so fucking much

>>10056042
His recent one about Mexico was pretty interesting, I think it's called Road to Mexico. French Odyssey is comfy too, they just rent a canal boat and potter about France.

>>10055719
It keeps cooking even when off the heat. Done on the pan means overcooked on the plate, at least with omelette type dishes.

>>10056087
You realize its just for plating right? And that the dish is composed of 4 little dishes made from traditional autumn ingredients.

I know americans struggle with finesse and quality, but sometimes it just gets sad

>>10056186
in what european country exactly is eating leaves considered a sign of quality finesse?

>>10056163
Any other people to look into once I finish all of Rick Stein's stuff? I don't know, like, anything about the more traveloguey stuff. And I honestly don't know much about cooking shows outside of Food network either.

>>10056199
It's called a salad. Should try eating one at some point you obese fuck.

>>10056199
It's a silly presentation, but you don't eat the leaves anon.

>>10056208
heh touche

>>10054665

>>10055926
>Bonus feature on MLP DVD
further proof that bronies are pedophiles

>>10056206
Keith Floyd is the old school food travel dude, getting drunk and fucking up recipes. There's even an episode with a young Rick Stein who he keeps calling Nick.
James Martin has a good series going around America eating cakes.
You might like the Hairy Bikers, though some people find them kinda annoying, they've made a shitload of series.
Gordon's Great Escape is interesting to see Ramsay a bit out of his depth with cuisines he doesn't really know.

>>10056199
>being this stupid

American education everyone

>>10056283
>reddit spacing

what's the highest number dicks you have had in your ass at one time?

>>10054793
grorious
forded
steerr

>>10051530

>>10056383
What the fuck is wrong with Germany?

>>10054495
The fuck is this shit. How the fuck do I eat it you fucking cunt?

>>10056093
I genuinely want these

>>10056405
They're a deafeated nation and have never quite gotten over it unless to let a bunch of islamics in and that's how they think that they will be special once again.

>>10056405
It's a sweet yorkshire pudding. In Britain we tend to make them savory and use beef dripping instead of oil/butter

>>10056383
>not a thing in germany at all
i guess they just use rnd names to make things look more interesting.

Well at least we made it through the night before the fucking Tasty dumper showed up.

>>10056302
>Unironically using the phrase 'reddit spacing"

kys, fgt

>>10056504
I also made that webm, so fuck you buddy

>>10054839
whilst i think its sacrilege using croissants rather than stale bread................you need to try it dude, its a great pudding

>>10054638
this actually tastes pretty good, but it does not need that much fat and sugar.

>>10056510
Well I made you when I fucked your mom

>>10056524
not sure if handicapped or just clowning for the customers

>>10056522
Dude's from Yorkshire, they have to maintain their butter and sugar levels or they decompose.

>>10056524
Nigga you owe me birthday presents

>>10056551
Ask your whore mother who I pay child support to.

>>10056551
>TFW symmetry is not overrated
This is like the polar opposite of that one ocd triggering video

>>10056564
this frying pan is autism

>>10056564
Never understood this. Aren't you supposed to use the rendered fat from the meat to cook everything else? This seems retarded and unnecessary.

>>10056583
If it's a fast food joint then no. They don't have a choice and for the shit that they're getting paid why it should matter to them?

>>10056593

>>10056607
fin

>>10051963
Pancake Reimu is cute! CUTE!

>>10056583
This is what I was going to say. Besides the beans there's no reason to separate any of that shit out, the only reason you would usually do it is if you didn't have a big enough pan to do it all at once (like if you were cooking for a bunch of people).

>>10056605
That looks like someone's personal kitchen, not a fast food joint.
Pretty sure a fast food place would just have a flat top in any case, not a retarded compartmentalized unitasker pan

The pan of retards is aimed exclusively at students, it's not meant as a serious kitchen appliance

>>10056639
I've been saying it was staged for months and none of you burn out retards believed me.

>>10056541
High

>>10056311
am I a degenerate for wanting to try this?

>>10056383
you guys realize dutch is not the same as german, right? I doubt this is even a thing in the Netherlands, probably some american made up thing

>>10056648
they'd be better off with a normal pan

>>10054550
top heh

>>10056687
You would be correct. Also see: German Chocolate Cake

>>10056564
do britbongs really...

>>10056643
>unitasker
But you could also use it as a bento box.

>>10056621
>>10056583
It's a gimmick product that maybe a dozen people bought for a their college student bros.

Really just any big spring green works. The stuff at the end is a bit of sugar and powdered dried fish or scallop roe.

>>10054323
if you're to stupid to get it open, you don't deserve it

>>10055719
No, you can even see the uncooked runny egg on the plate, that should be illegal.

>>10054796
You boil the meat/fat/skin for chicarron before frying it.

>>10053271
seems to be some oriental courtesy thing. which is weird because the eating habits always seem to be "extreme" they either cover their mouths like in that webm or they eat like pigs with smacking and slurping noises and open mouths

>>10052218
I always thought you were supposed to brown the sausages first, then boil them, then give them a quick sear once out.

>>10056743
I don't think big-ass handles or cast-iron are indicitive of a bento box, but sure go for it if you want to look like a mong.

>>10056639
enjoying food means you're a maniac? nice

>>10056844
fuck you

>>10056564

>>10057017
>CLANG
>CLANG
>THUD
>What the fuck is going on in the break room?
>CLANG

>>10057076
No wonder the UK is so fat.

>>10056135
Famed culinary education Seth MacFarlane cartoon American Dad

>>10057076
absolutely disgusting

>>10057076
>constantly opening the oven, removing tray and placing foods at different times throughout cooking
Again, why not use a simple cast-iron pan for this?

>>10054696
That's pretty crazy, I'd love to see if the sort of uneven cook alters how the dough is in different parts of the bite.

>>10057177
>>10057076
Not only that, the recording implies he pulls the stuff out of the oven, then cuts stuff up when he could have prep it while standing around peacocking for the camera. What a complete useless cunt, how do you fuck up cooking so bad.

>>10052334
THICC

>>10054665
Whoever gets the chip made out of the poos hand wins.

>>10056449
What's even funnier about it is that they were invented ~80 years ago in Seattle and have absolutely nothing to do with either Germans or the Dutch.

>>10054993
Those 'eyebrows' ...

>>10055660
>Hey bud, you see that last bit in the bowl that you wasted? Yea ... that's why you aren't getting a raise.

>>10052372
This is the Islamic version of this.

>>10054999
>>10055019
>>10055031
thanx for these

>>10055492
watch the webm he's refering to and look at the top right corner

>>10056383
what's the point of making this

>>10056687
they probably spelled deutsch wrong

>>10056455
I know this one well but it's worthless without sound. At least you tried.

>>10056713
That was named for the last name of the person who developed it.

>>10056564
this just shows how segregation is harmonious ,as each food group remains contained within their borders, but when everything is combined it won't take long to turn into a steaming pile of shit and that will be the end of it all.

>>10056639
another win for #viral_marketing

>>10054662
>>10056661
i'm in love!

>>10053137
>56%