/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Hmm good point, I'll grab a beer

>>10045081
I didn't get anything to drink today. I just felt embarresed to get some. Maybe tomorrow i'll make it up by drinking a whole bottle.

>>10045212
No beer

>>10045215
a break is healthy
>>10045235
good but overpriced

I hope you guys are remembering to take your vitamins.

>>10045253
I wish they would stop buying me alchol for Christmas, must have got 9 bottles of everything. All because after work I drink and they just think it's a few drinks because tough day.

Nah, I drink almost all the fucking time

>started a heavy DNP cycle
>if I drink I might actually die
>friends want me to go to a bar with them tonight

playing the devil's game, boys

>>10045279
yep. b complex and multi today. cheers!

im getting fucked - who else is in the same boat?

>>10045347
nah brah, 26 days sober

About to go out for dinner and a movie with a qt and get a BJ in the parking lot after

I'll be a month sober on Sunday. Feelsgood

>>10045081
FUCK YOU. >>10045469

Al/ck/ IRC
>https://client00.chat.mibbit.com/?channel=%23al/ck/&server=irc.rizon.net

Can this thread be expanded to people who are quitting cigs as well?

>>10045406
hope she doesnt eat ghost peppers

>>10045416
congrats!

I can't stop drinking everyday. I need to quit so I can get my life in order, but I just love being sloshed!

>no animals were used in this wine

>>10045750
it stops being fun when you get to the point of withdrawals. after that its risky every time you get drunk.

>tfw no gf
And I probably won't drop cash on an escort for at least 3 weeks, too. Only lady wine is with me now.

how do i stop pissing in my bed drunk that doesn't involve stopping drinking?

>>10045858
dont drink a lot of beer before passing out. less liquid the better. sadly that also means a worse hangover.

>>10045858

buy poly. After a while it stops. Stop drinking any mixed drinks. But, for the love of jesus, drink a gallon of water the next day or your kidneys will fail.

>>10045876
what is poly?

>>10045889
adult diaper

threw away a couple weeks clean by drinking half a fifth of bombay last night
heart rate was 100 BPM all day today, it just started to come down into the high 80s around 6:30 PM

>>10045917
oh ya i tried that but when i'm drunk enough to piss the bed i'm too drunk to remember to wear it

>>10045957
jesus christ. after just one night. we can never go back to the good old days.

>>10046040
yeah
shit is finally real

>>10045758
I think some wines use egg produce for preservation.

>>10046060
same with opiates. once youve had withdrawals you get them again FAST after relapsing.

>>10045279
I feel like I have a tingly brain if I don't take B12.

I'm going to have to start a beer taper tomorrow.

>>10046103
explain

I didn't realize this place had many full-blown alcoholics. Very depressing actually

>>10046124
It's not so bad. At least I poo often.

my girlfriend of 5 years moved out today

i want to become an alcoholic

wat do?

>>10046145
Pure oil doesn't count as poo and you know it.

>>10046146
Embrace the serial killer haha

>>10046146
>hurr I broke my arm today, now I want to break my spine

>>10046103
Good for you. It sucks to not be able to drink until you pass out but it's worth it. Eventually you become satisfied with what your taper is providing and can start lowering that even if you feel like it.

>>10045279
my dad bought me milk thistle

I've taken it before but does that shit even work?

>>10046146
get some alcoholic beverages you enjoy. could be beer, could be rum and cokes, could be margaritas. whatever. then hole up in your place for a good 48 hours.

>>10046171
breaking my spine would put me out of this misery of a life

thanks, anon

>>10046105
I'm starting a new job in a few weeks. I want off this ride.

I guess i got the kindling, or something. I quit drinking whiskey and switched to beer and 4locos and crap, only on the weekend, and still have horrible withdrawals after like only a 12 pack. had my first auditory hallucinations to go along with mah anxiety and crapping all over the place. i went cold turkey on sunday and i finally quit blasting foamy doodoo out my ass yesterday, and my ass finally quit hurting. And my brain finally started to feel normal again today, i guess i'll taper on some busch ice this weekend and not drink too much maybe. oh well take it easy folks

>>10046202
nice. well, beer tapering isnt fun nor is it pleasant, but it will keep you out of the emergency room and in a few days you will be free of alcohol dependency. ive tapered like 6 times in the last 12 months.

basically just drink a beer (take about 20 minutes to drink your beer) if/when you get sweats/shakes. your goal is to only drink enough to keep sweats and shakes away. there will be anxiety, high heart rate, high pulse. but you will survive if you taper.

>>10046146
4 easy steps
>start drinking
>drink more
>don't stop drinking
>become unable to stop drinking

>>10045758
Hello fellow Texas fag

>>10046215
im glad you mentioned that

nobody told me that tapering doesnt stop the anxiety or high pulse, so i fucked up my first couple tapers by just drinking until i was drunk enough not to feel like the world was ending

>>10046219
Hi! Hows your Friday going?

>>10046183
No, it would probably just paralyze you and then your life would be excruciating in every way possible.

>>10046124
>Don't go to /ck/ often
>Figure this thread is mostly people talking about different beers and cocktails and the like
Well now I just feel bad

>>10046183
What you’re asking for is dumb. This isn’t like some retarded vampire movie wherein you beg wise old count fuckula to bite you so you can leave this mortal life behind, and take to the night - a powerful, fearsome beast. It’s instead like seeing a brain damaged manchild in a wheelchair, and asking whether you too could live with your mother aged 60, having to be spoon fed blended tendies and have diarrhoea cleaned out of your tardhelmet five times a day.

>>10046216
sounds easy, thanks

>>10046232
how did the diarrhea get in the tard helmet?

>>10046222
Pretty good, just grabbed some local brews from heb and headed home to play with the Doggo and get buzzed

>>10046220
you can drink more often than i described, and it will help with anxiety, but it will prolong your taper. the more unpleasant = faster taper. its up to you. i always go for a fast taper. 2-3 days. i just wanna be free of dependency so i tough out the anxiety.

>>10046232
my parents will be long dead by the time i am 60

>almost 4 days without a drink

i hope i make it

>>10046239
If only I knew

I can't feel normal unless I continually bounce my leg up-and-down when I'm sitting down.

Benzo OD: failed.
Hanging: failed.
Heroin and butane overdose: failed.
Exit bag: failed.

Ladies and gentlemen, my latest project just arrived in the mail. ALL of the above with a chainsaw wedged in a window just below the roof from which I’ll make my descent.

>>10046275
this is a thread about alcoholism

>>10046233
good luck

>>10046293
I have alcohol dependency. Bouncing my leg makes me less stressed.

How do I get into hard liquor? Beer is the only thing that tastes good.

>>10046288
That seems completely redundant my man

>>10046302
i know my WDs are fucking bad when i can't sit still AT ALL, happened earlier this month

at least if i can lie in bed and look at the ceiling and think about dying im one tier back from the true shit

>>10046324
dont. hard liquor is like crack cocaine. brings people down fast. stick with beer and count yourself fortunate.

i want to go back to when i was 23 and four lite beers would make me happy

i don't get that happiness even with a fifth of gin anymore, just get sloppy and numb

>>10046251
If nothing else I'm sure you're feeling better than periods where you were drinking. Good luck anon. Hope you achieve what you set out for.

Supposed to pick my buddies up and go hiking tomorrow morning but want to keep drinking

What do?

>>10046389
get some fastfood or have a pizza delivered. gorge yourself then pass out. food does the trick.

>>10045304
i like that cowboy cat

>>10045304
What a majestic cat. Looks like a trader in a JRPG.

>>10046124
>>10046229
Don't feel bad. It's actually pretty therapeutic to talk to people on here

>>10046394
Yeah but then I'll be depressed tomorrow morning and skip out on the trip anyway

>>10046124
>>10046229
This is my form of 'social' media. Don't feel bad for us anons, we're all going to make it. One way or another.

>>10045235
I went to a funeral recently, and I bought a 60oz of this. We were drinking Grey Goose out of the bottle (It goes down like water when you're already drunk) and chasing with Captain Morgans. Needless to say, I drank much more than I thought I did, and I ended up falling face first into a wall, headbutting my equally drunk brother repeatedly (imagine two rams butting heads) and I went to urinate, didn't spill a single drop outside the bowl, did up my button fly with numb hands, and then promplty lost my balance while concentrating on those other things, and fell backwards into a shower, taking the curtain and everything with me. Pic related. I also smoked a joint for the first time, and was stoned to high heaven.

It's fun not drinking, because when I DO drink, I get absolutely shittered off a 6 pack.

>>10046402

>>10046444
chasing liquor with liquor never ends well.

>>10045081
cancer
>>>/r9k/

>>10046469
No, get this, I didn't even wake up with a hang over. I was still drunk! I woke up and drank a 1L bottle of water, had some breakfast (courtesy of my mammy, who also came for the funeral) and drank another 1L of water while watching some Chinese zombie movie with my sister. I never got a fucking hangover. I've done it. I've solved the age old problem of the hang over. You have to get so god damned drunk that you wake up still drunk, and then hydrate and eat fatty foods.

>>10046497
write a heart-wrenching email to the mods.

>>10046501
ive woken up drunk. know how that feels like. congratulations. its easier said than done, however. alcohol metabolizes very fast.

>>10046508
I wake up drunk pretty regularly...

>>10045279

Is ham a vitamin?

>>10046546
could be liver disfunction. an alcoholic should metabolize one drink per hour. if theres alcohol leftover it means you drank a shitton or you are metabolizing it too slowly.

>>10045279
The bread I often buy has loads of vitamins, but it's costing $2.50 per loaf now even for the cheap stuff and I did the math today to find out for an equal-sized or bigger loaf I can make it from scratch with a bread-maker for less than $1. If I buy an $80 bread maker and use it for 4 months, I'd make that money back in food savings and then come. Then as I continue using it I'll save over $10 a month on bread costs. Also in having switched the type of alcohol I drink, I've saved roughly $10 a month there as well. It all adds up. Over $20 in savings just on those two things, very nice.

>>10046559
Well, the night I drank and fell in the shower, I was chugging from two different bottles, and had 4 beer. All in all, probably around 18 "drinks" assuming 1shot=1drink and this is for someone who cannot walk straight after 3 beer.

>>10046559
Last time I drank I had 228ml of ethanol. That's equal to 19oz (roughly 570ml) of 40% liquor, or 16 cans of 4% beer. Also, I tend to drink fast. Like... not chug, but the aim is to get drunk fast so as to drink less overall. I've pretty well mastered it by now I think. Sometimes I can get to where I want to go with only 200ml.

>>10046580
more than likely you just overloaded your liver. it happens.

>mild buzz from morning beer and wine
>going to force out a spray of liquid shit in the toilet
>have shower and make myself presentable
>get more booze later then rinse and repeat

>>10046580
>>10046469
Apparently I was hitting on my Uncle's girlfriend too, but I don't remember any of that. Funnily enough, she's closer to my age than my uncle's, lol.

>>10046585
Eat more fibre, might make your shits less unpleasant. I fucking love it when I have nice solid ones that require very little wiping.

>>10046593
do you squat on the toilet? that position is the only way i can pinch a loaf correctly.

>>10046552
Full of thiamin, most important vitamin an alchie can take.

>>10045081

As if the fear wasn't enough to deal with I think this broad at work is about to #metoo my shit. She's acting all distant and awkward but I've never even interacted with her outside of work. If this bitch does me dirty I might have to get my girl cousins to fuck her up.

>>10046609
if you never even talked to her theres nothing to worry about. HR will fold if you ask for a lie detector test with a lawyer present.

>>10046597
I am not retarded, no. I suggest you try making hummus. Just once, try it, try making some sandwiches with it. I have hummus sandwiches just about every morning and it seems to have helped.

>>10046613

That's all well and good but do you really think an Al/ck/ has enough money for a good Jew?

>3 days sober
>only mild withdraw symptoms, but still want to drink REALLY fucking badly

I know other anons here have it much worse, but I still feel like I need to complain somewhere. The cravings get better overtime, right?

>>10046626
>The cravings get better overtime, right?
Yes, they do.

>>10046626
stay strong you'll be feeling better with each passing day

>>10046626
I do it a bit at a time, thinking in terms of months. If you want to quit, then stay strong, but I don't want to quit. I just want to keep it in moderation and not go back to daily drinking. Every 3-4 days works for me. This is my second sober day, now after all the heavy drinking of the holidays, early-mid January was ROUGH. 2nd day sober and I'd be itching, I even cracked once and drank after just 1 sober day, but I knew that after all that heavy drinking that I'd need to make back the progress I lost. November and up to mid-late December went pretty damn well, even had 4 sober days in a row a couple times without TOO much difficulty.

This time, day 2 was easy, and tomorrow will be day 3. If I can keep myself distracted and 6PM eventually comes around which is the point where I know that even if I DO drink I won't be able to stay conscious long enough to enjoy it, my craving seems to naturally diminish due to my wish not to waste alcohol. Still, if I can't ignore it and I drink, that's ok. I'll keep going on with 'every 3 days' until it gets as easy as this and put in the willpower for 'every 4 days' from time to time. 3 straight days sober. All the same, for most weeks, I WANT to drink twice a week. Once a week is my minimum. If you're aiming to quit, good on ya, stay strong. If you have will power, I'd say that if it's bad enough then give in on this one night but only with the knowledge that you won't let it reverse your progress. You know you better than I do. When I cracked and drank after only one sober day, I knew beforehand that January wouldn't go as well as November did, but that's ok. I KNOW that February will go better, and that's not procrastination. Controlling my drinking is all about the long-term.

>>10046444
Wait where is it the custom to get absolutely shitfaced at funerals?

>>10046626
theres a med called naltrexone that erases the physical cravings for many people. check it out.

>>10046737
It's also good for stopping urges to cut yourself

>>10046742
neat. good medication all around.

>>10046721
Well in Newfoundland we have the song 'The Night Pat Murphy Died' that's basically all about getting shit-faced before/during/after a funeral. Pretty funny, even darkly funny at times. "We put that bottle with the corpse to keep that whiskey cold!" Very up-beat, oddly enough. Newfie music isn't for everyone though so if you check it out but find that you can't stand it, no worries. Even some Newfies hate Newfie music, but I love it, in fact it's been a long time since I drank to that one, gonna have to try and remember that for next time tomorrow or the next day.

>>10046619
no, just threaten them with it.

>>10046750
Well looks like you guys really are the Irish of Canada.

>>10046721
I mean, my sister died, so it wasn't exactly AT the funeral, it was after the funeral. I also never got the opportunity to actually ever party with her, given our fucked up family dynamics, so I felt like I needed to get absolutely hammered. It just felt like the right thing to do, so I did it. I don't regret it. The only thing I regret is hitting on my kind-of aunt. Beer goggles isn't a meme. She's definitely not my type, sober.

>>10046759
Canada is pretty Irish in general. By that I mean, a good fucking portion of us are raging alcoholics.

"Some 8.1 per cent of Canadians’ total food and drink budgets are spent on beer, and Canadians overall bought the equivalent of 235 bottles of beer per person in 2012, the report found."

Now, excuse HufPo articles, but they're the kind of "news" agency to report on this kind of shit.

http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2013/11/05/beer-consumption-canada_n_4219681.html

http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2013/03/04/statistics-of-alcohol_n_2806184.html

>>10046444
>Captain Morgans
This bothers me. My roommate used to call Jack Daniels "Jack's" and that really razzes my stache too

>>10046759
If I had to try and describe the Newfie accent, I typically go with "it's a mix of Irish and English, leaning heavily towards Irish." Also, yeah, we drink a lot.

>>10046780
We do like our beer, yup. I prefer liquor though, unless of course I go to a pub. As much as I enjoy Molson Canadian, I have to hand it to the Irish. It took a few tries for my lager-trained tastes to get used to bitter stout, but once I acquired that taste, it beat any other beer I've ever had. Murphy's Stout comes pretty darn close. Only had it the one time, I want to try it a few more times before I come to a conclusion, but it MIGHT be close to beating Guinness. I say that cautiously.

The K cider heartburn won’t stop even on day 5 sober. I can’t swallow water without it feeling like a hot coal is traveling all the way from my throat to my stomach. So much as a hint of acid, e.g a slice of tomato or a twist of lemon, and I’m moaning in pain for 20 minutes. I can’t ever relapse, never

>>10046816
sounds much more like an ulcer or some other stomach problem. but yeah, dont drink.

>>10046819
Nah it’s just heartburn. The inflammation is extensive because my last relapse was brutal, and was exclusively fuelled by a Brit cider which is pure pain to drink. It’ll take a while to heal, and in the meantime, the tiniest thing will set it off.
My god, those last few days, forcing down those first few cold, acidic, carbonated cans of liquid razor wire before I’d had enough that the pain began to subside, that was bad. If I threw up/some went down the wrong pipe and I explode-coughed it back up? I’ve had motorcycle crashes which hurt less

>>10046840
ah, the fun of alcoholism. sounds like a vacation.

>>10046811
Kilkenney's Irish Cream Ale is one of my favorites. I hate the fucking pingpong ball they stick in the cans, but I find it goes down really smooth. I also just tried a "Brave Liver" Scotch Ale from Mt. Begbie Brewing Co. It's 6.5% ABV and for whatever reason, it seemed to have a sobering effect. I was drinking Grolsch since I'd gotten off work today (A coworker told me it was great. It's okay...), and I was well and truly drunk from 4 beer, but now I don't have any difficulty typing and my brain doesn't feel all full of fuck like it did before. I find this odd, given that the bottle I drank is 650mL which is almost twice as much by volume (literally 10mL less) as a bottle of Grolsch, and ever since I started drinking this fucking thing, my drunk has vanished and now I'm just buzzed. I don't get it. I remember family telling me something about different alcohol hitting you differently, and never to drink whiskey on account of our native ancestry... I just don't get this stuff. I think they should teach you about alcohol and taxes in school, instead of teaching you that white people did many bad things to inferior peoples and pre-calculus.

>>10045081
>implying I didn't already get hammered during the week

>>10046780
>>10046872
>tfw 'berta now
>tfw no 'bertan women to make up for it
Help me lads

Shit, upstairs neighbour's gf is over. Time to drink as I listen to the sounds of sex for hours.

>>10046872
Why do you dislike widgets? Open the can, it activates, apparently releases pent-up nitrogen gas causing it to spin about rapidly giving the beer a nice, frothy head like it had just been poured from a tap.

I'm proud of my white heritage, and to Hell with anyone who says I should feel otherwise! We went to Africa, they hadn't even discovered the fucking wheel, and ultimately got their shit kicked in. We discovered North America, likewise the Natives hadn't so much as discovered the wheel or even had horses to ride. In all of human history there has been war, and in most war there are winners and losers. Whites have developed the civilization that people in developed nations know today. It is thanks to whites that so many around the world get to live past 70 and 80 years old with more and more getting to over 90 meanwhile TODAY in Sierra Leone if you reach 60 years old you're already above-average.

Fuck blaming colonialism! There's still BOUNTIFUL resources, AND we in the west seem to be constantly throwing millions and billions of dollars in aide to those corrupt fucks who take power! We left South Africa in the dark hands of Nelson Mandela and what happened? Crime skyrocketed and life expectancy plummeted! More people are murdered in South Africa EVERY WEEK now than in the 40 years or so of Apartheid. I'm still learning the detail, but even in times of colonialism, in most cases it would seem that quality of life increased, life expectancy increased, and crime diminished. The 'evil white man' leaves them to lead themselves and they descend into anarchy and chaos teeming with murder and rape. In the mid-1800s white people did more for the ending of slavery than anyone else in history (and whites didn't partake in anywhere NEAR as much or as BRUTAL a degree of slavery as blacks or Arabs did, ESPECIALLY the Muslims who STILL have slaves TODAY in CURRENT YEAR) but hey, WE'RE the evil ones... fucking leftists... FUCK! Now I want to drink!

>>10046927
Most boring post made anywhere ever.

>>10046927
i think i read 3 total words of your post, one in the middle of each paragraph as my sad drunk eyes scanned over them

>Think it's friday, I drank 3 days out of the week, but hey, it's friday.
>walk to gas station even though I'm okay to drive, need the exercise, and it's like 20 degrees above what it has been
>get greeted by name as I walk in gas station, don't recognize them, think it must be some guys I partied with
>it's actually two dudes from when I attented AA.
>they talk with the cashier about friend who's killing themselves with steel reserve
>awkward fucking purchase

Jesus fuck I'm glad to be out of there with my single fucking tall boy I haven't even started on yet, if I was like I was, I'd have downed it before leaving the gas station parking lot. Fuck.

>>10046961
tbf they're pretty cool guys, they gave me a ride to meetings a few times, but yeah, I don't like being made to feel guilty about buying a little booze, I have it under control. I only did meetings because probation, I'm way more comfortable on my own.

>>10046961
>>10046986
sounds like you have it all under control. nice blog.

I can’t enjoy booze any more. Had two cans of beer and a bottle of wine tonight after a dry week and as soon as the blood alcohol starts going down I feel in mild withdrawal.

Really unpleasant and not worth it. Maybe I’ll just have like a sixpack of meme beer on the weekend like a turbonormie, if that isn’t fine I’ll go straight edge I guess.

>>10047012
youve reached the point nobody wants to reach. cant escape reality with alcohol, anymore. better find a substitute. good luck.

>>10047004
I still haven't opened it.

I think I might be autistic or something. It's probably just anxiety.

Lads, when will liver failure feel bad? Mine's been """""fatty""""" for 2.5 years and it feels fine

>>10047012
are you me? this is my new normal, im going sober again

had 3 weeks clean, went out on a first date and drank 4 4.5% ABV tallboys over the course of like four hours, didn't come even close to getting drunk, got home and the agitation and sleeplessness and restlessness set in, felt like shit for the next 18 hours

jesus if i had known it would come to this...

>tfw killed 2 24 packs of Lone Star in the last work week, now working on a 30 rack of miller

i love being drunk

>>10047020
> drank 4 4.5% ABV tallboys over the course of like four hours, didn't come even close to getting drunk, got home and the agitation and sleeplessness and restlessness set in, felt like shit for the next 18 hours
That’s exactly it. Like some sort of sickly stimulant.

Honestly worse than being on the wagon.

>>10047014
I’ve done a few months sober last year so I’ve gotten used to it for a bit. I should be fine but I keep tricking myself in thinking drinking is going to be fun again.

>Dad drunkenly told me he's sad I never went to rehab

Booze for this feel?

>>10047018
Not long before it fails. By the time you’re sure, you’re statistically likely to have a life expectancy shorter than a donor waiting time. Plus people resent giving organs to alchies, as we just relapse.

>>10047044
Whatever he’s having of course

I've been drinking gin for the past two weeks instead of my usual red wine. Weird thing is, the gin is making me considerably less drunk than what wine used to. With wine, i could get sufficiently buzzed off 12 standard drinks, but to get to the same place in the same timeframe with gin i need to almost polish off the entire fifth. It's not tolerance related either, since i tested going back to wine the other night and 12 was still good.

Does anyone else find they get drunker/less drunk off certain drinks? I'm guessing its related to the antioxidants, which can make the liver work better and counteract the alcohol. Gin has a fuckton of them from being soaked in juniper berries, but then again so does wine. Weird.

>>10047052
All in your mind I’d guess. 10ml of ethanol in Louis XIII Mathusalem will get you just as drunk as 10ml of ethanol sucked out of a discarded alcohol swab in a hospital dumpster

>>10047044
Fuckin' lol

>>10047052
Clear liquor actually gives me a cleaner drunk as well.

Makes sense, it doesn’t have the methanol and shit that’s in wine.

>>10045081
2 bottles of wine in and I'm hardly buzzed. I think I'm officially off the wagon lads

i drank the equivalent of that in gin last night, half a fifth, bad day today

when i was in my mid twenties i used to crush 2 bottles of wine with xanax on top of that and wake up and go get shit done, now im 30 and it's all over

Been drinking to blackout for 5 days now, woke up this morning with mild shakes and anxiety, almost feels like a small dose of amphetamine. One more blow out tonight then im taking a break bros. Cheers!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTFrCbQGyvM&t=498s
>LAGER LAGER LAGER

>>10047111
Lost my virginity to this tune.
Fuck me those were nicer times. No addition even though my friends and I were always, always drunk, causing all kinds of chaos. We once picked up two grils on the street, stole a boat and ended up sleeping in an abandoned hairdressers shop, before waking to realise we’d been locked in.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbpsfTnZAdg

life's theme

>>10047122
Fuck that sounds great

>>10047047
>not long
Don't scare me senpai.

you know its funny.. I have a good buzz right now. I don't drink alot. every time I do though it makes me understand why people lose their lives to this stuff.

i feel so amazing right now its unreal. all I had to do was get used to the actual drinking part

>>10045081
>everyone always says guinness tastes like shit
>drink it for first time today
>tastes like any other beer
am i wrong or is everyone else wrong

>>10047142
never heard anyone say it tastes like shit, quite to the contrary everyone around where I live (bumfuck nowhere US) says it's incredible

but right with you anon, just tastes like a normal dark beer

>>10047123
I could never get into Fidlar for some reason. They always come off like a bunch of frat guys who think they're punks.

Just smashed and slammed a couple back all alone because its Friday.

>>10047142
>guinness
It's a light stout. I don't mind it however I prefer darker stouts/porters.

>>10047096
congeners. theyre in dark liquor too. brandy gives the worst hangover of all booze

>>10047110
you will need to taper down. quitting cold is a very bad idea.

>>10047137
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJ0q6-fY6y0#t=10m06s

>ex texts me
>i mistakenly text her back
>leaves me on read

that fucking BITCH

>>10047147
I couldn't truly get into them until I saw them live, such a fun show

>been drinking about 1-3 liters of Vodka every weekend for the last 2 years
>roomate/old friend recently asked me to slow it down because he's worried about me
>feel bad so I promise to stop for a month
>I'm just about to finish my first weekend in 2 years that wasn't a drunken haze

I don't know how to feel about guys. I feel like I got more done than I normally do, but, I don't know if I really like it.
I have 3 more weeks to go and I'm already having to stop myself from just buying a bottle.

I just don't want to think about things when I'm not working.

>>10046402
what the fuck is the point of that? total waste of time

>>10047174
we alcoholics call sober life "easy mode" because its easy to do all the normal stuff. but its hard to not get drunk.

>>10047174
Read a book, it'll engage your mind more and in different ways than work and vidya. I always read tons when I'm sober, it helps a lot.

>>10047174
I feel you
You just gotta think of your physical health at that point. Try weed if you just don't want to think on your days off.

>>10047169
well alright i ain't drank 3 liters of rum in a week before

>>10047187
I live in a state where it's legal, but I still feel really uncomfortable going into a shop to buy something.
There's still something off about it.

I've only done it twice, and honestly having to go into the shop keeps me from trying it again. .

>>10047181
lol no we dont

What's the most you've ever drank in a day?

My record's a liter of vodka and four 25oz beers over the course of 12 hours. Next day was a fucking wreck.

>>10047238
fifth of scotch mixed with xanax

>>10047238
probably in the 30-40 shots of liquor range

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIv96reVlAE
j-just a c-c-couple...

>>10047248
Fucking christ, that's over a handle

>>10047246
>xan & booze
glad you survived

>>10047264
thanks, i actually mixed xanax and booze for about a year on a nightly basis, usually doing like 8 beers with 1 or 2 mg xanax, never had any problems or even black outs

but i did get horrifically addicted and ended up in inpatient detox

>>10046288
just try exit bag again wtf

>playing music loud
>neighbors upstairs come down
>start banging in my door
>I just sit in my flat drinking booze waiting
>cops will probably show up soon

>>10045081
>weekend warrior
Pussy.

>>10047309
A Duke Nukem comic? Source?

>have the flu
>still can't stop drinking
please help me

>>10047329
Can't help you out there man. I've had that image saved for years. Reverse image search perhaps?

>>10047332
I call that the 'god combo,' because only god can help you there anon

>>10047338
I'll give it a shot. Thanks for posting it, fellow drunken anon.

>>10047325
topic is obviously a joke

>>10047170
I'm the inverse atm
>mistakenly (?) text ex
>she is clearly blocking me for a while
>phone tells me she replied, but I leave her unread
Get wrecked BITCH

>>10047332
my reasoning is always that a high blood alcohol level will kill off whatevers making you sick

It's 2:06 AM here in Michigan. I started drinking at 5:45 PM today. I'm on my last beer. I don't even feel drunk. I know it's shit tier bud, but it's still 5% alcohol. I took 2.5 grams of phenibut this morning at 8 AM and played mount and blade: warband and drank coffee until I started drinking.

I just wish I could feel drunk again like I used to. It really sucks. Everyone else gets goofy and has fun. It just makes me normal now. I lost my wife, my son, my house, my job and I'm literally in a different state across the country with warrants out for me for domestic violence and and absconding probation.

But I can drink.

>>10047513
> mount and blade: warband
Mein niggress.

>>10046288
Maybe don't sniff the heroin, and just shoot up an email entire gram. You'll succeed then.

>>10046288
>Ladies and gentlemen, my latest project just arrived in the mail. ALL of the above with a chainsaw wedged in a window just below the roof from which I’ll make my descent.
I'm trying to visualize this and it makes no sense

>shitfaced
>try to turn on legacy captcha
>can't find it
Am I too fucked up or what's going on?

>>10047541
There's an option for that? I click on the cars.

Back in the days of 2012, you only had to fill in one of the two words. So you could type the correct first word and then nigger each time and get through it.

>>10047541
>>10047552
it's gone now

>>10047513
>M&B:W
You play Napoleonic?

I finally procured a T6 fucking hex screwdriver.
Got to download all my music from my old harddrive.
Rocking out to A Day To Remember atm (embarrassingly)

>>10047238
A handle of vodka over the course of a few hours. Fucked myself up pretty bad.

>>10047238
Every day is a new challenge.

>>10047556
What a brilliant course of decision making. FML.

>>10047560
Good god anon

Strong desire to play Wipeout HD loud and drink myself silly.
>smack my bitch up!

>>10047577
go ahead, change that pitch up

>>10047044

Dad once drunkenly but seriously told me that I wasn't human and he regretted having made me. Cool dude.

>>10045623
The live chat is not alive. It is dead as a cunt

>it's 6pm here
>I've been drinking for 12 hours
>message fuck buddy
>"I'll be over at 11pm, you'll be up?"
I'll be up but it won't be up.

>>10047599
We're here, listening to your sweet whispers.

>>10047601
It's 6 pm where?

>>10047605
>>https://client00.chat.mibbit.com/?channel=%23al/ck/&server=irc.rizon.net
Nah I ain't seen one man type in that chat

>>10047569
Yep. Started puking for like 8 hours and then shaking like it was freezing cold for the next day in a jacket in 80 degree weather. Not the first time. Probably not long for this world.

>>10047238

I'm a manlet and I smashed 3/4 of a handle of vodka on a Wednesday over an hour. Had to call off work the next day when I took my morning shots and started throwing up blood.

>>10047606
>what are timezones

>>10047614
That's what I'm asking you dim cunt

>>10047615
Don't hurt my feelings I'll report you.

Too much anxiety to go to the bar for a drink

>>10047630
>Just finished last beer
>bars just closed
>buzzed but want more

considering swallowing a handful of benadryl so I can at least fall asleep

>>10047616
Well answer me

>>10047653
He's likely in Australia

>>10047659
This anon knows what's up.

I puked and there was a shitload of blood in it. Is this the end ?

>>10047659
>>10047670
Thank you, my negros
>>10047676
You need to take care of your stomach. IV alcohol from now on

>>10047635
every time I take Benadryl with liquor I throw up

>>10047679
Iv alcohol actually works? I've never heard of anyone actually doing that.

>>10047695
No idea m8

>>10047695
it sounds like an incredibly bad idea

>>10047711
>they don't all immediately unload on him
not at all realistic

Anyone seen Peaky Blinders? They constantly downing whiskey like it's water and going about the business of being high level gangsters

Ruins my immersion when someone downs 300ml of whiskey in 3 gulps

>>10047715
Right? Where are the seventy warning shots in the back of the head?

>>10047723
Drinking in entertainment in general kills my immersion because even though I drink enough to kill most people, the taste still fucks up my face. Plus how people in hollywood can't fucking act drunk as if they've never been drunk before. Actually, a lot of shit kills the immersion. Damn.

>>10047723
Great show. Only TV series I've seen with somewhat realistic drinking is Boardwalk Empire

>>10047723

Isn't the only one who drinks heavily the older brother who rages out because of the liquor and PTSD.

>>10047557
got it on steam, but never installed. im only 120 hours into warband atm, on my second playthrough

>>10045081

>>10047735
They all suck back giant glasses of neat whiskey

>>10047735
Tommy Shelby played by Cillian Murphy is constantly drinking from morning to night.

>>10047715
He was white

>>10047238
About 1.5 liters of whiskey and a couple 40's
I thought I would never sober up.

Done this a few times and each time the next day was harsh unless I drank a lot of water with it.

>>10047739

They're gyppos who live in industrial shithole Ingerlund. The most unrealistic part is them being war veterans.

>>10047238
500 ml vodka in 2 hours or so

>this actually exists

>>10047750
The unrealistic thing isn't that they're drinking, it's that the actors drink the whiskey like it's iced tea.

>>10047765
>wanting to look like a convict

>>10047723
Goddamn I love this show but that bugs me so much

"You've been up for 3 hours, ready for a meeting?"
"Yeah, just let me finish this bottle of irish. Also I haven't eaten or slept in a week"

Alcohol isn’t the problem. My life is the problem. It’s more than just PAWS boredom/depression which makes me relapse every time. It’s the fact that I fucking hate myself. I need there to be more to life than chasing money and sex. Only the minority who are lucky enough to massively change themselves in a meaningful way, will stay sober. I for one don’t know how. No amount of hobbies, vaginas or cash make me happy, I have absolutely no idea what else to even want let alone what the first step is to pursuing it, so I’m going to relapse. The slow, agonising death will give me an intense sense of purpose. Cheers.

>>10047799
Don't think about it

Drink about it!

The true one true AA. Wonder how shrinks or AA leaders or whatever they are would react to these meets.

I only drink beer. I don't eat food or other drinks that aren't acohollic (due to time habits). I can't tell if I feel bad because I am hungrym or if it is thirst or nicotine or caffine or the alcohol. Is there a pyramid of issues that shifts out physical compulsions? I never know if I should eat or drink or Drin


WHAT IS THIS CAPTCHA

FUCK YOU HIROSHIMOOT

>>10047799
I can't even work up the will to chase money and sex. I just barely skate by in poverty and when I find myself flirting with a girl (usually when drunk and bored at some work function) I end up intentionally shutting her out. I have nowhere to be realistically promoted to and I'm not about to start looking for another line of work. That depth of misery, self-hatred, and pure momentum to languish in the same miserable circumstances is pretty powerful. I don't want anything from life other than to not suffer too much, and I can't make myself want anything.

>>10047834
Same

>tfw you have some dip when hungover and hurl almost immediately

>that type of drunk vomiting where you vomit up everything, then a bunch of bile, then you lay there dry heaving for an hour
is there anything worse

>>10047799
>No amount of hobbies, vaginas or cash make me happy
Send any of those my way then please.

>>10047851

not drinking a glass of water inbetween heaves inorder to ease the flow. If you know it's gonna happen you can grease the tide.

>>10047309
just turn down the music, asshole

>>10047309

headphones don't cost a lot. Stop being rude. A lot of us drink to music; we don't need press.

>>10047851
lmao I remember the last time I got super fucked up. Didn't vomit while drinking but like 12 hrs later constantly vomiting yellow phlegmy bile shit up.

I believe what I read about sleeping on my left side in order to reduce acid refluc, but is it true? I don't know a lot anout biology. I just want to lay down and sleep.

>>10047531
shoot up several gramms for extra protection.
don't worry, i've heard you pass out before you even take the needle out, so it won't be painful or unpleasant at all! just order it from darknet to be sure you"re getting pure product

>>10046288

Find a bridge and jump. It's the best way. Being a bottle and drink until you feel happy, tell yourself a joke and go. I've been working my way there for a while. It's not dying I like so much, but the pretty gorge underneath. Don't die to die, but die ina place that makes you feel good while you go. It's a journey, and dying should be, too.

advice from rusanon: this one is pretty good. it says "imported" so i'm sure you can get it in other countries.
just tried it for the first time and it's almost Absolute tier, a bit sharp but tastes like real alcohol, not like stuff they put in cheap hard liquors.

>>10047965
>it's almost Absolute tier
is that a good or a bad thing to you?

>>10047965
Huh, never heard of it
I'll have to look for it around town

>>10047309
it's not about volume

What are good wines to bring to a mixer with most fifty-somethings?

>>10047996
I drink omega cider and smoke crack with a bunch of homeless 50-somethings sometimes. Does that help?

Your future you is watching you now through your memories, don't forget to say cheers to him/her.

>>10048065
Holy shit we used to drink those £2.50 bottles of gutrot every night at the bus stop as kids, even saluting the blue securicor Omega vans when they past us. Good times

>>10047984
yes, Absolute i had both here and in Europe was really good, esp for its price.
my all-time favorite is Currant, it has really pleasant berry taste and feels lighter than pure absolute vodka

>Years ago
>Have insomnia
>Usually awake for 22-30 hours at a time
>Try Benedryl
>Puts me to sleep but horrible nightmares
>Discover booze
>Relieves boredom and puts me to sleep with comfy dreams
>Current day
>Booze puts me to sleep but doesn't keep me asleep
>Doesn't matter if good buzz or actual drunk before sleeping

It's 7am and I went to sleep about four hours ago.

Is it possible to die from sleep deprivation? 3 days and 3 nights with none, and as deathly tired as I am, I can tell I won’t sleep anytime soon

>>10048172

>It's possible that given enough time, sleep deprivation can kill you. While no human being is known to have died from staying awake, animal research strongly suggests it could happen.

>>10048156
Just posted this >>10048172 before seeing your post. Poor sleep is pretty much universal for alchies, it’s torture. I mean, literally - sleep deprivation is a commonly used tool of torture. Fuck me, alcoholism is vicious

>>10048174
Ok. Guess I’ll be the first then. Although tbqh I’m not sure how it’d be detected, bet it does happen, I feel so ill

>>10048172
Do you see sounds yet? I want to deprive myself of sleep I think. I've got vacation coming up, and I think I want to do at least 4 days. Longest I've ever done was 25 hours and I wanted to kill someone by the end of it.

>>10048172
Former stimulant junkie, I've went at least 6.5 days without a wink.
I know some people to abuse stims for up to 40-50 days and only sleeping for 1-3 hours a week.
Eventually you see/experience shit I cannot even began to explain.
Sleeplessness is no joke.
Even if it is Alck-sleeplessness, you see and feel some of the wildest things, including gnomes.

>>10048188
I can’t see sounds, closest I’ve got to that level of wtf was seeing colours as shapes after taking so much DMT that I passed out. I am so confused and weak though, the suffering is fucking intense and none of this feels real. Omg I feel like it’d be healthier to just relapse so I can pass out
>>10048197
I don’t know how (or frankly why) tweakers do it. Meth had me up for days the sole time I used the stuff.

>meth
>crack
how does one even get this low?

>>10048263
I’ve used every common recreational drug, and some exotic ones - all in a failed attempt to escape alcohol

>>10047736
I like Fire and Sword. Pretty cool to jump forward in time to the 1600s where there's more common use of muskets which are often one-shot kills unless maybe there's A LOT of distance or you have some seriously kickass armour. I find that infantrymen still have a place on the battlefield. Generally my strategy is, when the enemy slowly marches forth, if to find a nearby elevated position with a long field of view, set up my musketmen near the top, infantrymen a few paces ahead, and set my cavalry off to the side.

Hold fire, maybe give a volley while they're still far away just for fun, but as they get closer I give repeated volleys. Eventually they charge, enemy cavalry always arrives first but I send my own cavalry to charge at them. Often times their cavalry will swerve away I find, but I reign my cavalry in from time to time to keep those enemy horsemen close to my musketmen. Enemy musketmen are slow since they stop to fire from time to time and can only walk as they reload but the enemy infantry are at a dead sprint at least until they get to the hill at which point they can only walk up. Enemy cavalry are slow going uphill too rendering deadly hussars practically useless against my foot soldiers since they rely on speed. Oh yeah and once the enemy charge, I call for fire-at-will because I'm too busy shooting the shit out of the enemy to constantly call for volleys. If the enemy routes and they send reenforcements, call the cavalry back, cease fire, and wait for the enemy to arrive.

It's pretty fucking awesome, but lots of people don't like the muskets because they're kind of OP... news flash... muskets are kind of fucking deadly and are known to break bones and cause terrible wounds. If a musket ball breaks a bone, even in the 1860s during the US civil war, that limb is pretty much a goner.

>>10047513
I only have the original mount and blade but god is that game ever addicting

who /crying/ here

>>10048577
From time to time

>>10048577

Everyone more or less

>>10048577
Only at work and only if I've been sober for a couple days in a row.

>>10045081
>be me
>drink on my own
>end up crying over my pathetic life
>black out in my bed
>spend the day after sick af /puking/wishing to be dead

Am I doing this wrong

>>10046908

>>10048649
>am I doing this wrong
Sounds pretty par for the course.

>>10048577
If I got really drunk every day instead of just drunk every day, I could probably cry every day.

>>10048642
I worked in a grocery store about a year ago and after a time I was drunk at work every day holding back tears. I'd sometimes even full on cry when no body was around and then have to shape up really quickly to hide it when someone came back into the cooler.

>>10048649
Nope that’s textbook

>>10048577
Generally I only cry when I get emotional while drunk, sort of like Rick Sanchez. Thankfully that's only perhaps 4 times a year at the very most even though I've been homeless before, I've cut myself off from family because of two absolutely shit-tier leftist hypocritical parents, and I don't have a whole lot of money. At least I've still got plenty of food (just picked up $67 of groceries, only that expensive because I also picked up a non-stick frying pan and a spatula, normally I only spend $40 every 2-3 weeks or so) and I'm hoping to get a job that I like someday. One that won't make me feel like misery and over-ripe bananas.

I think I told some random chick from high school I had a crush on her last night. Fuck me, I need to stop being a cringey drunk

Lithuanian here who was posting himself with 3L of whiskey a few days ago

went to detox for 14 (went home after 3 days just right now

Was horrible. AA meetings are absolute garbage. Psychiatrists are angry people. main psychiatrist was an angry depressed short haired woman, I always told myself and everyone else that psychiatrists are the most clueless and depressed people which is why they become psychiatrists. To study themselves. Nurses and some of the doctors were also weird, except one who was a nice lady, some other alcoholics there were cool but the place was depressing as fuck. Gave me pills, that calmed me down and made me sleep. Didnt do shit. untill I left a few hours ago during dinner and I took a bus home. Felt relieved . Bought some beer and 0.5l of vodka, drank the beer and chugged a small amount of vodka and instantly feel better.
Rehydron helped with my constipation and dehydarion ALOT, mood improved slightly but im not sure if its because i left the place or because they atually helped me. Probably because I got home from that shithole

Pros: Detox, especially rehydron i used to shit fucking stones and my ass would bleed and it fixed on day 1st

Cons: Psychiatrists, psychologists are all clueless and depressed, schizophrenic even.

Neutral: AA People. They were a different bunch of people.

Id recommend detox for people with some health problems from drinking but not AA

Also Since I came back an hour and 20 mins ago i was still relaxed from the pills they gave me and got some beer + 0.5l of vodka, drank 1 beer and just a shot or two of vodka(from the bottle, cant cout).

I feel really relaxed now. My next plan is to finish the bottle but try to stop drinking on my own.

Also

"God please give soul peace to deal with what can't I change, bravery to what I can change, and wisdom to see difference between the two.

nah man.

I wanna hear other stories about it

>>10049214
I also believe that I won't drink tomorrow. Alot of you are much more hardcore alcoholics but I believe personally I probably won't drink tomorrow and won't drink much at all, maybe one a week. I used to do that and felt alright in the past. Future is getting better too so even higher chance that I will drink less.

>>10049214
News flash
Youre going back

>>10049214
Are there other options for AA besides the place you went to? Meetings can really help.

>>10049272
"Coding" yourself. I talked to some people here who were only there to detox and laughed at the "please save me god" and the 12 step program thing. One guy said he's getting out and going to "Code" himself. Also my uncle "coded himself over a year ago and still sober. But he seems depressed.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coding_(therapy)

>>10049227
>>10049227
Is it extreme downward spiral of your life since you go to AA/Detox for the first time your life?

We had an interesting situation yesterday. The highest ranked AA guy in our group who takes cares alot of things came to balcony where we were smoking and was like "You guys wanna take this bag and weigh how much the people who leave, leave trash/food in theyre fridgr without cleaning it up/taking it ahome?"

The other new guy who was in the detox for 6th time in his life replied with "That's good, it's better to keep your stuff in the fridge since you will come back here again for sure"

>>10048649
You’re one of us baby

>>10048577
Yes. Yes.

>>10049294
That sounds incredibly stupid.

>>10049507
It works better than 12 step program for us lithuanians atleast.

27 days sober and I'm craving like a mother fucker

>>10049621
Just drink. You're not gaining anything by being sober.

>>10049625
No. I'm shipping out for Air Force basic training at the end of March and I told myself i wouldn't drink. If I get in any legal trouble with it I'm fucked, already had to get a waiver for a DWI. I can't trust myself to drink and not do something stupid.

>>10049653
Every one of your fellow airmen are going to be bro tier drunks. Might as well keep your tolerance up for the inevitability that you'll be getting drunk regularly. If you resist drinking with them you'll be ostracized, and that'll make for a long ass career.

>>10049625
>>10049682
>>>/b/

>>10049796
Sharing my experience in the military qualifies me for roll games and dubs threads?

>>10049621
27 days is incredible, dude. I'm surprised there's still cravings after that long. I tried twice to join the Military, this time they denied me because I was honest about my drinking. I've got it more under control, think I'll try again soon, ESPECIALLY if we get a ground war with North Korea. Stay strong, bud.

alright al/ck/olics, I'll be turing 21 next week and I'm a loner fuck so I'll be spending the night alone. that said, I want to plan something nice that will make me feel good, and worse the next day. I'd buy something to drink, get or prepare some snacks and spend the night with my 4tan until I fall asleep. What do you recommend me?

>>10049875
Kek. Why would you be honest about your drinking? I did an inpatient detox three months prior to joining and didn't say shit about it

>>10049625
Fucking hell, kill yourself, dude.

>>10050030
For drinks or activities?
For drinks just get a nice bottle of something and a 12 pack
For activities watch something or play a video game and make a drinking game out of it

If you're 30 and you've drank a lot through most your lifer, what can you expect from going sober for a month?

Or a year?

>>10050045
Depends if you were a daily drinker or not. Possibly DTs.

>>10050041
You sound like a fag. There's nothing wrong with drinking.

>>10050128
Encouraging someone trying to quit is fucking gay. Fuck off.

>>10050045
Better sleep, skin, breath, overall health, lost weight.

>>10048577
>who /crying/ here
Yes, but that's what happens when I drink and text my ex.

>>10050030
>that fucking gif
Forever ago, a friend of my dad’s was woken by what he thought was a burglar. He crept naked to his door, bent over terrified, and tried to peep through to see if someone was there. His dog then casually shoved his nose up his ass just like the gif, and the dude’s head smashed clean through the glass. Omg it hurts to laugh, I hadn’t thought about that for decades, fucking lol

Love this song

https://youtu.be/AeQNkai9LSk

>>10050161
Nah, I think I'll stay. Since you like echo chambers and hugboxes maybe you should fuck off to one.

>>10050406
Too edgy dude.

why does alcohol always give me liquid shits?

Also, when sober after a bender for a few days I get really nasty sludge poop. It smells awful and happens several times a day.

>>10050406

>>10050461
You know, the guy I replied to originally didn't react like a fucking sperg. So what's your problem, bitch boy? Projecting your inability to ignore peer pressure? Because he responded like an adult and gave a reasonable explanation as to why quitting benefits him. Again, maybe you should be the one to fuck off.

>>10050406
>not wanting to encourage someone to continue a habit that can or already has ruined their life/relationships/health is an echo chamber now
This isn't fucking tumblr, you dumbass. Alcoholism is some serious shit and most of us here want to quit and don't enjoy the lifestyle anymore.

>>10050543
I understand that your first ten minutes on al/ck/ can be confusing, but please stop embarrassing yourself now.

>>10050543
Reread your post. Its a prime example of a lack of self-awareness. Probably caused by your drinking.

Nobody's impressed by your tough guy act on the internet.

>>10050406
>>>/b/

>>10050496
Well, I mean alcohol is basically poison, man. Your body really wants to get the toxins out of your system. Alcoholic farts and poops definitely don't smell like roses.

>>10050586

I like that even though alcohol is a toxin, and is literally a poison to the body, it is safer to consume than unpurified water.

No matter how many neckbeards and numales cry about me hurting there feelings, I'm not going away. So dry it up, fuck off to your swill, and quit bitching.

>>10050718
No one gives a shit if you leave or stay, idiot. Just don't expect people not to argue with your retarded comments.

>>10050718
Literally nobody is impressed and you'll die alone.

>>10047513
>phenibut
Where do you buy it? I've been wanting to try it for my anxiety but don't trust random websites

>>10050718
>N-nobody *sniffle* likes me, *wipes away tear*. M-my mommy told me I was *weep* a big boy now, these *tear runs down cheek* meanies simply don’t understand m-m-me yet, *whimper*. I’ll show them, *lip wobbles* I KNOW they’ll learn to like me, mommy CANT be wrong! *breaks down in uncontrollable sobbing*
These threads aren’t for kids, whereas you clearly are one. Stay if you like, but be aware that you sound like a fool.

>>10050795
>>10050795
>>10050795

>>10050728
Don't you have something better to do than cry about an anonymous poster telling someone else anonymous that it's okay to have a drink?
>>10050755
Nah. And I don't care about your approval. Not everyone is a depressed neet staring at a computer waiting for (you)s.

>>10050807
>a drink
Don't you understand that for most legitimate alcoholics having "a drink" winds up ending in relapsing and probably a dangerous bender?

Jesus you're dumb.

>>10050807
It’s not ok to tell alcoholics that it’s ok to have a drink. Try that at an AA meeting and you’ll be fucking lynched. It’s legit dangerous.

>>10050807
And yet here you are, fishing for approval. Really makes you think.

>>10050728
He's a troll, he's actually asking for attention and (you)s. He's acting like a piece of shit because that's more effective.
An old internet adage is "don't reply to trolls, it means they win."

I know it's hard to ignore trolls, but if we manage to they eventually leave.

>>10050875
I tend to agree with that logic, but the sad truth is that there are tons of people out there exactly like him.

>>10050825
You can keep trying this line if it helps you cope.
>>10050821
The faggot I originally replied to isn't an alcoholic, he's just a party boy that thinks joining the military is going to be cool.
>>10050820
See the first reply here in this post. Not everything is about you and your shit genetics.

>>10050898
>shit genetics
Are you seriously this stupid on purpose or is it a total accident?

>>10050875
>>10050887
This. Can you stop responding pls

>>10050887
Yeah I agree. 4chan is full of brats, I mean just look at the absolute state of /b/. Sometimes it overflows. Al/ck/ always swats the fucks though, they soon realise this isn’t the place for them. Telling them to fuck off once or twice is fine, no need to engage them for hours.

Just ordered a pizza with pepperoni and anchovies...

Did I goof?

>>10050924
Fair enough. He's getting repetitive at this point either way.

>>10050921
>>10050924
It hasn't worked for more than a year, what makes you think it'll work now? You're like women that cry when they're arrested, but no amount of it makes it go away. Who do you think offers all the helpful advice to nuevo alckies? I've been here a while, and I'm not going anywhere.

>>10050938
Probably not, it's a great combination. Where from though?

>>10050966
P-papa John's...

>>10050949
So now you're claiming you were the only troll over the past year?

>>10050981
"Memes" aside, solid choice. There really isn't anything I dislike about papa. Good crust, fresh toppings, and I personally fucking love pepperonchini peppers, always add a couple sides when I order. But now I feel like a shill instead of someone that likes a pizza chain. You'll probably enjoy it either way.

>>10051003
Not him, but I once made the mistake of getting a thin crust from them. Never do that. Definitely shipped in pre-made and frozen.

>>10050992
I'm a regular, sweety. And it's not trolling, I just post what I want. I don't care about the feelings of anonymous people on the internet. Sorry for my ability to get my drinking under control after 15 years and expecting other people to be able to do the same even with looming opinions floating about.

>>10051019
Oh fuck yeah, agree one hunnit pahcent. I actually used to work there and that really was the one thing that pissed me off. Just btw, the driver gets the whole delivery fee, no matter what they tell you.

Why are women so shit?

>>10051084
Because they know it feels good to be inside them.

>>10051096
Probably true

>>10051096
this

>>10050038
Whatever weaknesses I may or may not have, they'll find them.