/ck/ - Food & Cooking

im guessing ur some muslim brit fag

the.
fuck.

>>10045482
I think Mohommed shit in your chips, m8

And Euros make fun of American food...

>>10045496
he's a paki brit not a euro

>>10045486
nah mate its pork

fries look soggy despite the sauce

>>10045504
isnt that banned in ur shitstain of a muslim country

>>10045501
>brit
>not euro
So not European when convenient.

aw fuck off all of ya

>>10045507
Chips should be greasy and soggy like that

Better flavour

>>10045525
greasy maybe. soggy why?

>>10045531

It reminds bongs of their poverty.

>>10045501

Plenty of white people eat that food.

>>10045504
holy shit they still let you buy pork in the UK? eat it while you can m8e

>>10045501
No such thing as a paki brit, only pakis

>>10045783
There's no such thing as paki brits, only euros.

looks nice desu

All jokes aside that shit legit looks like diarrhea

>>10045482
so that's not a piece of shit?

>>10045511
>hurr wat r brexit

>>10045486
>>10045491
>>10045495
>>10045496
id kill myself if i was edgy enough to not eat chips in their apex form

>>10045905
>>10045846
>hehe food look liek poopoo
18+ website, children.

>>10045482
Should have got a battered sausage with your curry chip it's like 10p more. More people should realise this

>>10045482
you know damn well what that slop looked like when you posted it

>british "cuisine"

>>10045482
>sausage
>not battered

You fucking uncultured philistine.

>>10045482
Do europeans really eat this?

>>10045482
This legit looks like a piece of shit

>>10046120
this is all europeans have at their disposal

all these people mocking it who've never tried it..

>>10045482
So, zhis is zhe Brits' take on Currywurst? I am impresst.

>this thread

Seriously though that looks fucking disgusting

>>10045482
Stolen form Reddit faggot.

>>10045482
What infant did you molest to get shit like that?

>>10045482
POO
IN
PLATE

>>10045482
That looks ace.
Shame you went for the runner up tho. The true chippy champion is:
>fish + chips + gravy

Y'ALL POSTING IN A REDDIT REPOST FAGGOTS

https://ud.reddit.com/r/CasualUK/comments/7t408k/what_to_get_from_the_chippy/?st=jcx7n4jp&sh=2d1643ee

FUCK OFF AND DIE OP KYS

SCUM

>>10047999
No-one gives a shit about what reddit is doing you triple nigger.

>>10048001

You are the reason 4chan is no longer the driving force of the internet cumguzzler

FUCK OP AND FUCK ANYONE THAN ACCEPTS ANYTHING LESS THAN TOTALLY FRESH CONTENT ALWAYS

CUNTS

Chippy chips are just the best. But they have to be done right, and a lot of the more recent chippys just don't cook them for long enough or hot enough so some of them are still a bit hard inside, and there's no trace of crispy brownness.
It can be a trial fining a decent chippy these days.

>>10048003
>4chan is no longer the driving force of the internet cumguzzler
I think that perhaps not driving the "internet cumguzzler" will be an improvement. Unless of course you disgree, and would rather continue trying to force as much semen as possible down your throat.
Have you considered that you might be gay, and in fact like dicks quite a lot?

>>10045486
>pork sausage
>Muslim
Retard.

>>10047994
>gravy
>not mushy peas
>not getting a pea fritter on the side
>not dousing it in onion vinegar

That fish better be rock as well you Northern fuck

>>10048021
>I think that perhaps not driving the "internet cumguzzler" will be an improvement. Unless of course you disgree, and would rather continue trying to force as much semen as possible down your throat.
>Have you considered that you might be gay, and in fact like dicks quite a lot?


i had not considered that senpai,

i am going to try beat off to penis now, ill reprt back thank

Why give your chips to Andy Sixx, guv?

What's the american equivalent?

>not getting a battered sausage with a tub of curry sauce to dip it in

why even live m8

>>10048092
og chicago dog wrapped with the fries on top

>>10048092
i do not know if it is a direct analogy, but i would say frys, and ketchup

but seriously lads whats your go-to supper? haggis or fish for me, maybe white pudding

>tfw the bobbies catch you eating pork in public and you get marched to the station for reeducation

have a pizza crunch to go along with it

>>10048101
no no no
battered sausage needs no sauce
based anon has it right
unbattered sausage with chips and curry sauce is god’s dinner

lads...

>>10048177

>That first dip of the chippy chip into the pie gravy

>>10045482

>>10045482
Looks like someone stick a hotdog up their dirt pipe then blasted both it and diarrhea all over some stale fries

http://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/article/eb3657e9-28e6-4157-a6fb-9af1e74fcfb8

how many would you eat

>>10048177
chip shop chip best chip

picture reminds me if when I made tamarind candy and sauce.
literally looks like dry cat shit you put on a pot and make plump turds in brown water.

>>10048339
Northerners were a mistake

THIS THREAD IS FOR ENGLISHMEN ONLY

>>10045482
LOL someone did a dooky on your fries

>britbong food
>shit on potatoes
heh

>>10048339
>rag pudding

topkek wtf

>>10048084
Oh hell no.
Cod. Chips. Gravy.
The rest of that is shite. Except for onion vinegar, which is boss.
You can keep your peas you soft Southern fairy. Can you even get gravy on chips down there yet?
Last time I went literally no-one wanted to serve chips and gravy together, like I was asking them to cross the streams and sunder reality or something. Weird.

>Smack barm pea wet

What

>>10048119
everything about that looks fucking dry

>>10048616
Wigan and Lancashire in general are strange places. Obsessed with the pea they are.
Don't try to figure it out, you'll just end up clawing at your eyes like you've just seen a terrible truth than men are not supposed to know.

>>10048625
needs drowned in chippy sauce eh

note that this is NOT brown sauce

>>10048339
those pea fritters omfg take my money

>>10048615
Hertfordshire here. Gravy on chips a shit. Mayonaise please.

mmm chicken, chicken and chips

every single fry in every single picture here looks like total shit. are hand cut fries just not a thing in bongistan?

>>10048845
they're called chips you dip

>>10048853
answer the question maqmoud

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9WBkdJq104

chippy chips

>>10048041
>>10045482
OP didn't specify what kind of sausage it was, invalid.

Is this a European food general?

mmhm

>>10048877
>UK
>european

>>10048903
They're all in Europe

Is there a delete anglo button somewhere?

>>10048908
I can agree with that if you consider Mexico American.

>>10048915
America isn't a continent, Europe is. The US and Mexico are both part of North America.

>>10048924
And "America" is a common shorthand for the collection of North, South and Central America.

>>10048915
>Europeans don't understand the difference between a continent and country

>>10048934
Sure, but you mean't America as in the USA. Mexico is not part of the USA.

>>10048934
Literally no one says this

amerifats get out of this thread pls

>>10048940
Yes, and you meant Europe as a cultural or political construct, which the UK not or hardly part of.
tl;dr "Europe is not a country" Ep #53283.

>>10048948
literally first line of wikipedia regarding "the americas"

>>10045482
>not even a battered sausage

ffs

>>10048956
>which the UK not or hardly part of.
You are. You're not part of the EU anymore, but you're fucking European. The whole flip flop and consider certain countries as British and we're not European but we actually are shtick is not as cute as you think it is.

Americans shit up another thread, what a surprise

>>10048973
funny considering the origins of all the processed muck they eat is very questionable

i see nothing wrong with any of the grub in this thread but pompous arseholes obsessed with muh presentation

>>10048867
its a fish and chippy mate. how extensive do you think the menus gonna be?

guess what I'm cooking tonight

>>10048982
How are we supposed to know what kind of meat your local shithole uses? It's actually more of a surprise that anyone in the UK can serve pork.

>>10048998
heres some advice mate. stop reading breitbart articles and totally absorbing the cherry picked images on /pol/.

what if i told you a picture of a few burkas in a street didnt mean that pork is infact banned, and that this is not the same throughout the whole of the uk

you sound proud of your absolute ignorance, its really embarrassing. muslims are what, 5% of our population? get a passport and see the world for yourself instead of actually taking 4chan memes seriously you stupid fucking cunt

its pretty universal that every chippy will sell just fish, cod/hake, battered PORK sausages, steak and ale/kidney pies, and sometimes chicken

>>10045482
>getting the gravy directly at the shop
M8, you've got to get it in a cup, otherwise it will all go soggy while you walk home.
Same reason I get my chips salted at the chippy (salt sitcks better when they're fresh out the fryer), but add vinegar at home.
Also, sausage should be a side you split with someone, not a substitute for cod.
Also, no curry sauce?
Learn to light your pictures, as well.

>>10049018
>this entire post
>reddit spacing
>cries about /pol/
classic >>>/reddit/

>>10048984
>getting breast, not thigh
>not going to a butcher
>buying a premade sauce instead of making one
>making a tikka masala
>Drinkig brewdog

>>10048967
UK is still part of the EU until article 50 is invoked.
Gives the educated population a chance to get off the sinking ship, desu.

>>10049058
Why would I make the sauce from scratch? I don't have six hours to spare and whatever weird spices they grow in India. Don't really get the issue with breast or brewdog either. You sound like a snob.

>>10045482
someone shat on some taters and you spent money on it

>>10049063
so they're 100% European. Glad we could finally close this case.

>>10049018
Bloody hell, even the largest city in England is at least twice as white as most medium sized cities in the US.

>>10048092
Maybe carne asada fries? Honestly, I still can't quite tell what I'm looking at in OP's pic, but I'm still slightly nauseous.

This on the other hand was given to us directly from the hands of god.

>>10049068
Go the indian isle at any supermarket, and buy the cheap big bag of spices.
Use water, and thicken your curry with yoghurt or coconut milk.
It tastes better, will cost less, and will have way less sugar than those premade sauces. Once you've done it once, it's easy. You can do a proper homemade curry in 30 minutes.
Thigh just has much more flavour than breast. It also stands up to simmering/longer cooking much better, and is cheaper.
Brewdog is run by twats who pretend to be underground rebels, but do everything they can to crush other independant breweries. They can fuck right off.

>>10049074
>trusting some random image
Those numbers are very old. Hell, this 44% number was from 2015. It's significantly higher now.

>>10049097
Eh whatever to most of it but this beer is nice. It was either that or Stella

>>10045482
>chips

theyre fries bruv. we invented them and we named them. chips are called as such because they look chipped off the potato.

>>10049132
The belgians invented them.
If you wanted to be accurate, you'd call them frites, not "french fries".
Chips have become a seperate culinary entity to "French fries".

>>10049132
go fuck yourself

>>10048959
Notice the s on the end. America is the USA, The AmericaS (notice the s again) is the collection of north and south america.

>>10049149
We'd call them frites if we spoke French.

>>10049158
You'd call them chips if you spoke english

>>10049176

>>10049176
>>10049205
bongs on suicide watch

>>10049205
>>10049208
>american website translates into american english
>Bongs on suicide watch
Wow, sure got us,
Celebrate by frying some cold fat in hot fat, and coating pork belly with hershey syrup.

>>10049215
Does all that pork trigger you, Mohamed?

>>10049222
No, but calling sliced pork belly "bacon" does.
Also, calling the shit you make in america "chocolate" does.
I find the fat people in the UK disgusting enough, I don't think I could survive exposure to the average american.

>>10047754
>little ireland not looking up angrily at the UK
still cute tho

>>10049215
Can you find any website that translates frites to chips?

>>10048003
4chan was never the driving force of the internet you fag, it was always just a weird little corner of it that liked to shake things up

>>10049109
>mfw literally 56%

>>10049263
>>10049263
Almost all of them incude chips as a correct translation.
British sources will have it before "fries"
Even if you click "more translations" on the google translate link, it shows chips as the next translation.

>>10049284
Ok, but can you actually find one and post it here? I can just say that they all say fries.

>>10049306
OK

>>10049281
of the capital city

>>10049250
It's not the 1970s any more, I don't think Ireland gives a shit

would you

>>10049332
>french fries

>>10045482
I always wished we had stuff like this.

>>10049490

>>10049490
>>10049497
>He's so butthurt he found a video of a cyst being cut open, and converted it of a webm, and uploaded it to 4chan

>>10049504
>He is so butthurt he drew a picture of a dog scanned it and uploaded it on 4chan

This is what you sound like.

>>10048900
What are these called?

I got these all the time when I was younger they're great!

>>10048092
In Rochester NY they have a garbage plate which seems similar.

>>10048119
During the week I usually eat baked chicken or fish with veggies. For my weekly cheat meal I usually get pizza or tacos.

chips with salt n sauce is all you need

>>10048601
Is this haggis? Is haggis good?

>>10049455
you bet ur fukin arse I would m8

>>10049603
Mushy pea fritters.

>>10048601
No, this >>10049497 is haggis. Offal and oat sausage in sheep's stomach casing. It tastes far, far better than it looks.

>>10049976
Whoops, meant for >>10049951.

>>10049715

I would eat the living fuck out of that entire box.

>>10048119
half pizza crunch honestly

>>10045908
are you stupid? its part of europe, the continent despite no longer being part of the european union. did you think brits were their own continent or some shit?

>>10050566
Why do you think the term "continental european" exists in isolation from brits?

>>10045482
That looks like a big slop of shit.

>>10049497
had haggis last night
delish

>>10049711
>unseasoned potatoes
>unseasoned macaroni '''salad''''''
what the actual fuck

>>10049052
if you want to tell someone to go back to riddit just tell them to go back to /pol/

>>10051245
kek

>>10049068
the canned sauce just is not as good, even if you fuck up the sauce

I made some mashed peas

>>10052821
Tastes good to me boyo

Giz a fucking chip then

>>10053252
They're right there, just take one jesus christ.