/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Clarified butter lasts a hell of a lot longer than 2-3 months

>>10044954
who thinks of this shit

>>10044954
this is why everyone hates america

>>10044954
Not bad for a health snack

>>10044954
This is the first time I've ever wanted to kill someone.

>>10044997
Well that was a completely unremarkable waste of time.

>>10045026
Now I know where pizza comes from.

>>10044997
What is the point of the super long conveyor belt?

>>10045037
>dat ratio of pepperoni to cheese and tomato

fuck

>>10045089
Can see her looking in a mirror

fucking hack

>>10045093
I can't tell what's worse, that or the tomato peel version. Like what the fuck.

>>10045093
What's up with americans dipping food in sauce?
They love that shit

>>10045137

>>10045089
Poor cutting skills

>>10045089
does she stare like that because she is blind?

>>10045155
it's to trick you into think she's fearless, she's actually looking into a mirror

>>10045167
since she is blind,does somebody have to point at the mirror so she knows where to look?

>>10045155
no. it's because she thinks her eyes is what makes her look better

>>10045141
Gotta admit that's kinda ingenious

>>10045176
When we all know it's her head-pubes

>>10045187
>that sad gray steak
Should always do stuff like this in smaller batches over higher heat so it doesn't just steam/boil

>>10045187
>leave some steak and veg in the bowl

>>10045156
Absolutely barbaric

>>10045156
Why did she become an asian guy halfway through?

>>10045089
>when you are secretly a vore fetishist

>>10045210
>500x500

stop nigga, make em smaller. tasty is built for the the 3-400 range, stops them looking choppy and unfocused

>>10045192
Chef John recommended slicing into large pieces, searing them then cutting them into smaller pieces once they've cooled.

>>10045222

>>10045143
that's a chickenhead if I ever saw one

>>10045180
I think I saw a nipple

>>10045249
you didn't

You used to, but helpfully someone cut the video so there's no nipple anymore

>>10045180
>food

>>10045244
I can't stand youtube

>>10045257
what the point of bread if burger that stuffed????

>>10045261
you want food?

ok, i giv you food

>>10045251
peep the one on the left buddy

>>10045222
are they a test kitchen for state fairs or something jesus.

>>10045226
That would work too, but might be slightly more work if you have to wash the cutting board in between uses instead of doing it all at once, depending on whether you're cooking the meat again or not.

>>10045037
Are they for real?>>10045089

>>10045307
nope 100% CGI

>>10045037
Are they for real?

>>10045318
nope, 100% CGI

>>10045321

>>10045179
barely cooked salmon is the patrician way to eat it

>>10045346

>>10045179
>>10045346
>>10045357

>>10045035
to encourage bacterial growth

>>10045368
That meat looks like poop

>>10045368
Why the american versions of pizza are so shit?

Seriously

>>10045395

>>10045179
not under, its perfect

>>10045156
> Healthy Junk Food

>>10045156
Wtf, I want to join the KKK now

>>10045187
>those fat fucking arms

Tasty vid summary:
>meat
>stuff into other meat
>add cheese
>add tsp chopped parsley
>ADD CHEESE
>sandwich between bread
>fry/bake
>top with cheese
>serve with ranch

>>10045453
>dip in sauce

>>10044983
>1500 grams
>grams

Don't think it's American, mate

>>10045464
T A S T Y

>>10044954
So much fucking cheese.


Pure keto

>>10045453

>>10045291
>rip-offs brigadeiro and calls it truffle butter
Classical american, couldn't expect less.

>>10045494
>soy sauce

What's with millennial and this meme sauce?

>>10045523

>>10045494
What? No bread? This does not deserve to be a TASTY vid

>>10045527
you want bread?

i got your bread homie

>>10045529
why not just make a breakfast burrito with a tortilla

>>10045567
not British enough

>>10045529
use salsa instead of catsup and that might be pretty tasty

>>10045567
Because these retards keep trying to reinvent the wheel with different iterations of meat bread and cheese

>>10045191
>Thought this was satire and the dog was gonna eat.
>No its just some "lel quirky cute xD lady eating lots of food subscribe now"
These types of videos were fun but now they are just played out.

>>10045586
>meat bread and cheese

>>10045586
I guess it's a good thing that most people probably don't follow their recipes though and just talk about how good it looks because they add a ton of work for nothing which will turn people off of cooking.

>>10045141
>american sausage rolls
this is genuinely revolting. without doubt the pastry around the hot dogs in the centre bottom will be grossly under-cooked, if not raw. at first glance i thought this was going to be some vegan momblog tasty facebook recipe because it didn't look like real meat. after watching i feel appalled that anyone would willing eat this.

for reference, pigs in blankets are chipolata sausages wrapped in bacon and not emulsified, bleached, pink-stained, mechanically-reclaimed sludge wrapped in store-bought pastry.
wouldn'teatevenifiwasdyingofstarvation/10

>>10044954
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>>10045494
>all that cheese
fuck you Tasty F U C K Y O U

>>10045613
>for reference, pigs in blankets are chipolata sausages wrapped in bacon and not emulsified, bleached, pink-stained, mechanically-reclaimed sludge wrapped in store-bought pastry.

o rly

>>10045613

>>10045594
I agree that cutting the crust off of sandwiches is usually pretty dumb and childish, but those are cucumber sandwiches... You're supposed to cut the crust off of those. You should find a better example for that file name.

/r/ing webms of japanese girl that eats lots of food

>>10045618
>cites a clickbait 360x360 'cooking' video as a source
lel

>>10045687
you have a problem with 360x360?

>>10045529
retarded

>>10045637
2big4/ck/

>>10045687
u mad

>>10044686
wtf man

>>10045357
>painting brush to glace food
enjoy your hair strands

>>10045692
purposefully superficial and low quality, just like american 'food'. didn't realise anyone could get triggered from criticising their stockpile of shitty american jump-cut .webms which teach you how to process pre-processed foods even further. apologies, friend.

>>10045321
But how do they get in?

>>10045137
That one's basically just a grilled cheese and it looked like maybe a garbage tomato soup that they dipped it in

Great comfort food if you're not a retard but well, you saw the video.

>>10045037

Tasty is a great example why most women suck at cooking, instead of learning something useful or doing something that takes hard work for a great result they just get some pepperoni and cheese, form it in some weird concoction and then take a "pretty" shot of it.

>>10045831

>>10045759
Yesterday my friend ordered a grilled cheese with tomato soup for lunch at this new restaurant. The tomato soup had loads of cream, a half cup of grated parmesan, and fucking cheese tortellini in it. It's like they entirely missed the point of the tomato soup balancing out the heaviness of the grilled cheese. I bet they watch tasty vids to get new ideas.

>>10045851
I don't know how people fuck up such simple concepts.

>>10045244
I'm getting a lot of gay vibes from this.

>>10045191
Wait so did she eat the dog?

>>10045155
You're fucking stupid.

>>10045187
>Hey that's a decent looking ribeye
>Cut up and cooked completely to shit
>Low heat with not a single sear
>Well done
>Covered with cheese on an untoasted bagel
It looks like it would be an okay pass app and just gets worse as it goes on ending with a mediocre end product

>>10045970
>Well done
>bad

Sorry, but many of us like our food cooked.

>>10046006
>many of us like to ruin the juiciness and tenderness of meat for no reason whatsoever

ftfy

>>10044983
>Measures are in grams
>Mashed potatoes and pepperoni
>Mixing mashed potatoes and egg and using that as dough
Yeah all stuff Americans commonly do in their cusine

>>10045616
>>10045476

I'm starting to wonder if Tasty is sponsored by some dairy corporation, and they gotta shill cheese super hard by putting a fuckton in all of their dishes.

>>10045238
>27 seasons Mixed with mayo and buttermilk

>>10045244
Did they fuck afterwards?

>>10045037
those people deserve the rope

>>10045137

Tomato soup with grilled cheese is pretty legit. As for dipping sauces, I unno. Is that uncommon outside of the states?

>>10045179
it's perfect you burger

>>10045089
What is she even eating there? Jam between 2 store bought pizza crusts?

>>10045037
why do they cut a piece off the dough ball, roll it out, then cut off another piece for a straight edge?

why not just roll the whole ball then cut the strips? less waste

>>10045268

Ok that one doesn't look half bad. Looks like it would make a nice party snack.

>>10045093
> Obesity hands

Of course.

>>10045398
>pizza
Nice catch there

>>10045265
>cutting the crust off the honeycomb.

>>10045137
What is it with australians assuming that only americans do anything ever? Like, fucking dipping sauces? Really? If you honestly think that's an american thing you need to be gassed.

>>10045187
Does anyone have a source for this?
I want to tell that woman to lose some weight in her bulbous fucking pizza dough hands.

>>10045179
Fuuuuuuck I need salmon now

>>10045613
>i do x this way so there's no other way to do it because i said so!
Thinking like this is why these tasty videos are so popular. It's shitty food, but the people watching them are so surprised that they're seeing something new that it doesn't matter.
What's it like knowing that you're actively fueling something that makes you so obviously mad?

>>10045037
Mmm, anal prolapses.

>>10044954

This actually looks really good, I want to try this.

>>10044991

What would happen if you put a puppy in there?

This shit almost makes me miss Jackposting

>>10046356
well what does the machine do?

>>10046418

...it makes... ramen I'm guessing?
or super long noodles of some kind.

>>10045165
Oh shit its that fag that makes yt videos eating a shitload of food then said he was dying or some shit from eating too much.

>>10045176
Is this some kind of fetish thing?

>>10045508
This is the most reddit thing I've ever seen in my life

>>10046475
the onion challenge

>>10045831
>the only thing women are good for is cooking
>women suck at cooking
Make up your mind, you faggots.

>>10045257
I was apprehensive about this but it looks alright.
Pointless and too much cheese, but it isn't like it's an abomination like some of the things in here.

>>10045735

>>10045037
I got a stomach ulcer just from looking at that.

>>10045150
God she is fucking vile

>>10045229
>Healthy junk food
>A giant slab of deep-fried cheese covered in more cheese
What the fuck

>>10046356
pupsketti and borkballs

>>10045508
I can imagine the blue haired SJW that made this... only time she doesnt talk is when shes getting her mouth fucked because she has daddy issues.

>>10045376
úma...

>>10045508
I hate you for making me know this exists.

>>10045295
Thats just bootlegged shake and bake

>>10045187
If you were gonna bake it, why even cook the steak before hand?

>>10045093
>Helper
>My wife's black son

My fucking sides

>>10045093
>56% kid at the end
cringed

>>10045508
Kim, if you're reading this, launch the nukes, do it.

>>10045842
Get this up against the wall

>>10045346
>>10045418
>>10046132
It's fucking raw

>>10045970
I've never seen a dog react like that before. they usually will eat damn near anything

>>10047030
To cook out all the moisture and fat, as well as get some maillard going for flavor
Is the general idea, but you could fuck it up by overcrowding the pan and steaming them into a pallid grey mess

>>10047164
It's rare.
Salmon shouldn't be cooked through dumbass

>>10047139
How the fuck

>>10047213
Bremen mask.

>>10045970
What is he trying to feed doggo

>>10045240
I see you, ma nigga

>>10044638

>>10045321
what are those delicious looking noodles

>>10045257
Did they just slam 8 fucking cups of cheese on that "burger"??

>>10047288
It's Tasty, you should expect no less

>>10047288
I don't see how that's a problem.

>>10046356
you automatically become an edgy faggot

Not a .webm but better than half the shit in this thread:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJyGoGPXTj4

>>10047374
>not a webm
>webm thread

>>10047374
you should commit the most painful form of suicide possible

>>10047424
Life.

>>10045398

Source?

>>10045187
I watch these types of webms up until i personally wouldn't eat the food anymore (which means i usually turn it off within the first couple of seconds). This video held me watching up until the introduction of the bagel. I almost believed I'd last up until the end

>>10045165
>Americans

>>10047391
>>10047424

Fuck y'all.

>>10047374
I didn't realize this was a joke until 2 mins in
I'm so fucking tired

>>10045093
Is that kid retarded?

>not enough cheese

>>10047547
they're both right tho

>Making an omelette drunk after the bar

>>10047657
That looks very tasty, but who needs all those knives, all those bowls, etc.

>>10047691
I want those knives.

>>10047603
I unironically need this

I also would like the bear

>>10045317
Fucking awful recipe, it's all added in the wrong order, over filled pan, no browning, heat too low, clashing flavours and cooking with meme sauce to top it off. Just the worst

>>10046075
They don't necessarily need to be. Their shit is a product of industrial-grade market research, if there's enough le cheeze xd retards lapping that up, by god the recipe will have a dump truck of cheese in it even if it tastes like shit.

>>10047657
cute doggo

>>10045359
I've never seen a webm go south so fast.

>>10045317
>white people fucking up Asian good
>siracha

>>10045093
This starts off terrible with cut off crusts and just keeps escalating from there. How is this possible.

>>10046902
or you can just buy them

>>10045244
Full on Dude on Dude anal would be less gay.

>>10047898
>Full on Dude on Dude anal

Oh so you've seen the sequel already?

>>10047603
>be food thief
>get thwarted by stupid plastic cage
>throw cage into the trash
>get eaten by office bear

>>10045508
I thought it was funny

>>10047895
very disappointed there wasn't a mouse sitting at the table waiting to be served

>>10047969
it looked good around halfway through then it kept getting worse

>>10045597
Is it bad if I think that looks good?

>>10048014
looks good but damn man just put the hotdog in the bun and let me be on my way

>>10045222
>FREEZE

>>10048014
Is that a Nickelodeon shirt?

>>10045300
if the tater tots were substituted for spinach, there wasn't 3 kilos of american cheese product and it wasn't baked, this would be edible

>>10045303
>cutting off the crusts for no real reason

why do americans deliberately go out of their way to avoid nutrition?

>>10047478
Skins, a british drama

>>10045576
>suggesting anything other than HP sauce

>>10046796
Must be nice to have a panic button picture you can post in place of anything resembling wit

>>10047691
Well, a chef, if it's J. Kenji Lopez-Alt like I think it is

>>10044686
Filthy Frank did it first.

>>10044686
oh so this is the video my mother was talking about. God damn that shit is gross

>>10045295
This looks actually decent.

>>10045705

Since when? They've always been posted

>>10045405
I've seen Les Stroud cook a tastier looking snake in the middle of the jungle/desert with no proper equipment. I don't understand why those gooks can't cook it properly.

>>10045633
>You're supposed to cut the crust off of those
No, you aren't

>>10048412
>d-don't waste food

please don't reproduce

>>10048429
>don't reproduce because wasting food is good

>>10048071
I personally am not bothered by crust and never bother to cut it off, but what nutritional value is in crust?

>>10048435
None, it's something parents tell their kids so they'll eat the crusts

>>10048433
you think a gourmand would leave the crusts on a cucumber sandwich?
come on bra

>>10048310
I personally prefer my burgers cooked rare or medium. But, What triggers me is you can tell those fuckers are still frozen in the middle.

>>10045137
thats called a soup buddy.

when people have soup who doesnt have bread on the side, or cheese on toast?

>>10048493
Personally, I don't care much for soup buddy. Maybe it's because when I grew up my mom always made us soup adversary.

>>10048473

>>10046356
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fr4sV6b8RUk

>>10045089
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>>10045151
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>>10046137
Do you autists seriously not get what she is doing? Shes being ironic and mocking how goofy most cooking things are. She isnt serious. Shes a model go to her instagram and youll see loads of vids like that.

>>10048515
yeah, onion challenge

that's basically what I said

>>10048519
Well my mistake including you but i cant beleive those other people seriously didnt get it.

>>10048524
I know, but go easy on them

not everyone can be as smart and perceptive as us, anon

>>10048530
Agreed on that note, anyway have you seen her insta? It still blows my mind that her husband is that fat old neckbeard. Does true love actually exist?

>>10048536
I might have seen it once or twice for... research purposes

>>10048542
I cant jack off to her. Her face is god tier clearly but her body is a flat piece of wood.

>>10048545
I see you like them very well used.

>>10048571
i dont know what this mean, explain friend

>>10048310

>BYOOODIFUL

>>10047657
Is there one with sound? Preferably a certain track by the Prodigy?

>>10048545
then good day sir, I have nothing more to say to you

>>10048592
dude im sorry but im a mommy milkers man. I jsut cant get hard for flat asses and chests.

>>10048597

>>10048574
Younger women have smaller breasts and butts.
As they get old, their metabolism slows down and they start getting fat and "curvy". Also, the more children she had, the bigger the breasts. If those children actually got birthed and sucked on her breasts, those breasts will get droopy.
Curvy literally implies someone who is old and with no self control.
One thing is feminine physique, and yeah, sure, female contour, that's good. But "curvy" as most people describe just means well used and abused.
If it's your wife, then fine, you two would've done the young thing already. Or if you're 40+, then fine, that will be women your age and above, but since majority here is about 20, then I'd call that a fetish.

>>10048611
>Younger women have smaller breasts and butts.
this is not true at all friend
Guess how old pic related is?

>>10048623
>not all x fallacy
At least try a better one.
And when she decides to keep the baby, her breasts will grow even more.

>>10045093
Single moms can't do anything right.

>>10048633
Buddy youre commiting a fallacy as well.
Not all womens breasts grow that much when pregnant or at all. Not all breasts get saggy from breast feeding either. Youre just trying to rationalize your love of flat chested women. Which btw is fine if thats what you like but dont give me some bullshit about how liking women with tits si weird.

>>10048623
26?

>>10048515
>stares into the camera autisticly

>so le wacky guys, add her on Instagram

roasties were a mistake.

>>10048658
can you imagine being this mad over something on the internet?
>>10048655
You tell me
https://www.instagram.com/bonnieloucoffey/?hl=en

>>10048664
thanks asshole, I just got promoted to a 30 year prison sentence

>>10045141
wtf is this what americans think sausage rolls are?

>>10048671
looking at someones instagram is not a crime

>>10048645
you keep on going on with the
>#notallwomen
You haven't actually contradicted any of my statements, other than posting some pics of extremes.
Go look up some statistics on Yahoo, if you actually want to know how moch.
Look, you like giant tits. Some like futanari. Not judging. But it is a fetish.

>>10044686
I can't even finish this webm. I don't even care if this is some kind of a joke or something, it just looks nasty.

>>10048680
Liking tits is not a fetish. Thats like saying wanting to stick your dick in a vagina is a fetish dude. Now i will admit my desire to drink milk out of tits my classify and thats fine with me. Most girls have at least a c cup dude so that isnt an extreme. You liking a girl who has a flat 12 year old boy chest is the extreme. Also your dumbass thinking theyll swell up at all from pregnancy is something you have to prove not me.

>>10048689
Never said liking tits is a fetish, just liking giant tits.
And C cup is not average for a joung non-fat girl.
People are getting fatter, so breast sizes are increasing. In fast, countries with bigger breast sizes correlate very well with obesity scores.

>>10048702
C cup absolutely is average, a C is nowhere near as big as you think dude. And i never said i liked Giant tits, just not a piece of wood.

>>10045210
I'm thoroughly offended by this shit on a personal level.

>>10045291
This is not how fucking truffles work, at all.

>>10048715
This looks acceptable to me. What cup is that?

>>10048623
>australian
fukken dropped. Aussie chicks are slags and that accent is horrible

>>10048768
Look like healthy b's.

Nothin' wrong with a's and b's so long as the nips aren't huge pepperoni.

>>10045359
>yellow cake mix

>>10048850
yes?

>>10048515
d-dont make fun of this quirky instagram whore I obsess over g-guys!

>>10045323
>"""parmesan"""
>let's cupcake-ify everything!

>>10045268

>random egg out of nowhere

Do Americans really do this?

>>10045240
EEeeyyyyyyy

>>10045089

>>10045254
I'd eat it.

>>10048515
We get the joke but it's not funny. Not all people find the whole "hurr durr I'm acting retarded" thing funny.

>>10045244
i want to see those dudes fuck each other.

no homo tho.

>>10045257
The only one of these absurd """recipes""" that i wouldnt mind eating.

>>10045093
>child hands
Absolutely disgusting

>>10045191
Like, I'm a fat fuck, but I can't imagine even eating one and a half of those burgers

>>10045210
I was with it until the gummy worms. The textures and flavours clashing would not tasty

>>10048322
They're just kids, bruh.

>>10048049
this was never funny

>>10046403
she did all that fucking shit just make some watery prawns?

>>10049143
It's '''''tasty''''', what did you expect?

>>10048611
I've been around curvy bitches all my life. One was skinny as hell in the third grade with big tits. There were even more in middle/high school. What you're describing is mom bod.

>>10047786
>there are people out there who think this was a joke, and will never know the deliciousness of the twinkie wiener sandwich

>>10049415
I like some of their desserts, but this was just stupid

>>10045238
>Ruffalo

>>10045037
>I'd like 10 pieces of pepperoni in one bite please

>>10048958
>>10048885
no one said ti was funny

>>10048768
>>10048785
Big nips are best though

>>10048611
So this is the power of american education

>>10049925
O B S E S S E D
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>>10045741
>>10047234
Those are shipworms. Apparently a type of clam.

>>10045089
who is this qt?

>>10045317
>ever cooking cilantro
this triggers me SO HARD