/ck/ - Food & Cooking

lets not do that, and also take your faggot ass back to /mu/ where popular tripe gets discussed a lot.

>>10042527
This is the reason why I will make it my life's mission to gas every hipster Millennial faggot who clings on their 90's childhood

wai

>>10042527
Looks like they have cake as well tho

That'll be $10 for the bowl and cereal. For an extra $5, you can get a cup of soy milk.

>>10042540
le soy meme xD

>>10042527
Then it's not a restaurant. It is, at most, a canteen.

If these faggots call themselves chefs, I will make it my life's work to find them and fart directly on them.

So this is where soyboys go to die.

>>10042540
>>>/v/ >>>/pol/ >>>/b/

>>10042527
>cucky charms
>cucky crisp
>captain cuck
>cux
This is what happens when you don't listen to pol, people. This is your food of tomorrow.

>>10042527
It's been done, but your image indicates that you already know that. Why are you proposing a redundant idea? It's too much of a niche market to be profitable in dilution. Do you even have any capital of your own? I'm not going to be the only one risking my savings on your stupid idea.

Let's start a restaurant that sells limited time meme cereal that can't be found in normal stores anymore.

>>10042628
How? They'd all be past their sell by date. It would be illegal.

reminder that these fags got blown the fuck out in an interview a few years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0kn7AwbSU0

>>10042637
>attracting rich people to a poor area is economically detrimental
Nigger logic.

>>10042637
Who can eat three pounds of cereal thats a lot of cereal

>>10042635
"best by" dates have nothing to do with legality you ignorant millennial

>>10042642
>what is gentrification

when the money that is spent in a poor area doesn't actually go into the pockets of the current business owners or poor, it is nothing but detrimental to locals.

Read a fucking book you dumbass

>>10042527
Honestly, it's genius. You don't have to buy any fresh ingredients. You don't have to cook shit. You just sell people stuff they probably already have at home with a 10x markup and they buy it because they're fucking retarded.

>>10042665
So you're saying all the primitive nations that were conquered by civilized nations and gained access to technology and scientific knowledge did not benefit from colonisation. OK.

>>10042675
Long-term, and making a deliberate effort to ignore or leave unanswered that colonization typically decimated, enslaved, or co-opted the native population, sure.

>>10042675
Lmao, I can see the gears beginning to finally turn in your head. Either you'll find your way to the logical conclusion or succumb to a cheap /pol/ pitfall.

>>10042642
>>10042665
>>10042675
>>10042686
>>10042690

Take home lesson: support your local immigrant-run small business

>>10042670
I hear you can do the same shit with some rice and fish.

I cannot be mad because of that bitchin Freddy Tattoo.

>>10042527
You say that, but then why are there cakes next to you?

>>10043077
>bring some cakes to work
>am obliged to share it with customers
In what part of the world is this true? I don't want to ever go there.

>>10042527
I'm sorry, I didn't hear you. I was too busy ogling the chocolate Cap'n Crunch in the background.

>tfw I haven't been able to find it anywhere for like 3 years now

>>10042527
Twins are fucking creepy

>>10043106
The box is probably that old.

>>10043077
really? it's obviously shit they made using cereal as part if the ingredients.

They were ahead of their time

>>10042527
this is years old

>>10042527
A while back, there was a "restaurant" in my town called the Cereal Connection. Needless to say, that shit lasted for less than a year.

>>10042540
damn you Jiro

Has /ck/ seen any other hipster restaurants? I was in Williamsburg and saw a store that only sold hot sauce - 100 dollars a bottle.

>>10042540
plus tax plus tip

>>10042527
jfc why do these sorts of "men" streak their hair grey? they look like idiotic trend followers who have no personality of their own. and these two have the temerity to look confident in their adopted persona.

fuck i'm mad. and i hate cereal.

>>10042540
lmao

>>10042533
Tripe gets discussed a good amount here, too.

>Cereal cocktails

They both look like the lead singer of Lost Prophets

>>10043299
Creates the illusion that they are older and wiser than they really are. Same with beards.

This screams nu-male but I've been on a sugary cereal kick for the last 2 months (after a decade of not touching it) so I'd be drawn to this place like a moth desu

>>10042527
I've actually been to the original branch in Brick Lane with a friend due to morbid curiosity. Not worth it, could have spend the fiver on 2 salt beef bagels from the famous 24hr place instead of a bowl of Count Chocula.

>>10042527
>Let's start a restaurant but [Retarded gimmick that idiots will buy into because it's quirky.]
White people from the midwest now living in New York and being annoying General.

>>10042534
>waaahhh muh millennials
The restaurant is dumb and hipsters are fags, but the people like you have become insufferable.

>>10042675
>Colonization is the same as gentrification

>>10042535
OwO w-whats this?

>thatll be $20 for your cereal.
but at home I can have this exact same bowl for pennies on the dollar
>but here youre paying for the experience

>le soyboys xD
>le millenials xD
>le nigger logic xD
has /pol/ finally discovered this board for the first time? we've been getting this kind of posts on the regular about a month ago

>>10043871
Five bucks for a bowl of cereal? Are you shitting me?!? The stuff costs less than $5 a box! That's more mark-up than alcohol! There are clinically-diagnosed medical retards that are smarter than this.

That, and both those guys need to be slapped. Not beaten, not shot, just slapped, because you know you could slap them, laugh, and walk away, and they wouldn't do anything about it.

>>10043947
/pol/ has already leaked across the entire site. Now the goal is to try to contain them or get them to fuck off again. Luckily the mods have begun to ruin their board for them so they should be shipping back off to The_Donald pretty soon.

>>10043934
>how about a restaurant that only sells the experience?

>>10042694
What if they're shit?

>>10042534
>Lol if you don't stop selling food to people in a way I don't like, my NEET ass will larp it's way to kill you one day
>I'm also prohitler lol XD Hitler did nothing wrong
Why are you seething with anger

>>10043955
they won't go, it's like trying to contain the sea with a bucket. too much of them
plus, they'll learn to camouflage their shitposts according to each board rules and their threads will be undeletable

>>10043974
Pretty much

>>10042534
90s babies arent millenials tard

i wonder what their operation costs are.

>renting a property in london
>importing cereal from america
>insane taxes cuz socialism
>insurance

$5 a bowl doesn't sound like much of a profit. i'd charge $10.

>>10042637
All i saw was the same shit we have here...a fuckin nigger complaining about the price.

Yes...it costs more to eat cereal in a restaurant than at home. Its a business not welfare or a social service. If you are poor and cant afford the 3 pounds for a bowl of cereal then eat at home. No one is forcing you to patronize their shop and you cant force them to sell at a reduced price just because you feel its too high. God this world is filling up with whiners.

>>10043871
>>10043951
>>10043992
Wait, this is in London? So that fiver is actually $7.50 or so? Jesus fuck hipsters are dumber that medical retards.

>>10043964
>t. owner of a restaurant that only sells cereal

>>10042637
>>10043996
I'm sure all these trust fund hipsters' parents would love to know how their money is being spent. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVmmYMwFj1I

>>10042527
be sure to call it "mike's cereal shack"

>>10042637
>Wahhh don't sell stuff to people willing to pay for it wahhh muh social consequences

>>10042527
I'M SEEING DOUBLE
FOUR SOYBOYS

>>10044043
Haha! Le soyboy XD

>>10044042
It would be fine if they were honest about it. "Hi, we're hipster douchebags, and we're conning our friends out of their parents' money!" See, simple.

>>10042534
Every generation hates the generation before them. Your parents probably hated you for the same reason.

>>10044058
>le restaurants are charging money for something you can do yourself at home maymay
>le why do you go to bars when you can buy a beer and stay home maymay
>le why do you eat out when you can cook at home maymay

>>10044033
You people are acting like the owners are swindling ignorant people out their life savings or these poor poor customers dont know they can buy cereal elswhere at a fraction on the cost. You do realize there is a huge percentage of society that can afford to spend their money on things other than bare essentials. These people are just having fun. Its not about sustainance...its about enjoying a moment with a friend and experiencing a blast from your past or finally getting to try some american meme cereal. I think some of you are just annoyed because it wasnt your idea. Some of you are annoyed because you earn low wages working for someone else and have little discretionary income.
Sucks to be you now get back to work...break is over.

>>10044082
lol epic comment bro!!!!1!

>>10042534
>>10042588
>One gimmicky restaurant decides to specialize in cereal.

>Omg guys this is proof that soy and millennials are destroying the world!

>>10044131
who are you quoting?

>>10044008
>>10043951
Yeah, the whole area of Shoreditch is a gentrified hipster shitehole apart from some amazing Vietnamese places and the 24hr Bagel shop. Tourists/hipsters also get trapped by the Brick Lane indian curry meme, they're actually all run by Bengali people and overpriced as fuck.

>>10044131
t. albert shekelstein

>dying your beard but not your hair

Bar the 2 branches in London (Shoreditch and Camden, of course) and 1 in Birmingham, these fuckers managed to open branches in Kuwait, Dubai and Jordan. Seriously, there must be some dodgy tax evasion shit going on.

i love this!!

>>10044093
Mmm, yes, but it's fun I disapprove of so it should be prohibited.

>>10042527
Kid friendly, nostalgia friendly, hipster friendly, cereal rarely tastes bad. It works

>just a bowl of cornflakes with whole milk please

>>10042665
>poor area
>the “poor” people have tattoos, smoke weed and cigarettes, drink beer
Youre right, leroy. We need to support local businesses like Tyrone the drug dealer. Fucking retard. “Poor” areas arent poor, niggers just spend all their money on stupid shit all the time and then wonder “why’s we so broke?”

>>10044354
I thought you were describing a trailer park at first, white boi.

>>10044058
>hurr just alienate your customers

>>10044366
>tfw black
>tfw you think i must be white because i call niggers out on their bullshit

>>10044366
>Implying trailer trash of Irish ancestry aren't just white nogs

>>10042527
And they are probably making more money than you ever will.

>>10042527
Imagine eating milk in public, disgusting. I bet they dribble milk all over their beards and leave it. Mmm mmm sour milky beard. That whole place probably smells like milk, what with all the drip dropping.

>>10044466
what do you have a against milk, anon?

>>10044095
>le rebbit maymay

WOT IF A RESTAURANT BUT WITH VR HEADSETS AND ONLY SERVE SOY INJECTIONS DIRECTLY INTO THE BALLS

>>10044466
>21st century
>putting milk on cereal

>>10043955
>being his new
everything you have said already happened a few times

>>10044556
>calls me new
>agrees with me

>>10044508
I like milk and use it and drink it myself. But there is something disgusting about it being in public. It's almost as if milk consumed outside your own home is tainted. Disgusting to go to a restaurant with it

>>10042548
>>10042577
hello soylet

>>10042628
>Neopets islandberry crunch
That shit was great

>>10044131
nice try cuck

>>10043955
>contain them
you are retarded, no true pollack ever ventures outside /pol/, what you have is your own board friends who have visited our board and gotten infected

>inb4 u
im not a true pollack, im a fake pollack

>>10043947
thanks to r_thedonald taking over /pol/ with all their Trump dick sucking going around. We have to deal with /pol/ refugees all over the place, and yes, even in fucking food and cooking boards. go figure.

>>10042534
way to be somehow more annoying that the hipsters who run the cereal restaurant, anon

>>10043947
this board has discovered pol

>>10042534
if you are born after 1980 you are a millennial.

>>10043924
Looks like Asian Oreo O's

>>10042527
You were supposed to eat the Fruit Loops not become them.

>>10043981
>he doesn't even know what millennial means

>>10043947
pol has unfiltered mods duh

>>10043981
Looking up what years constitute a Millenial(gen Y), it seems to vary from source to source. being born anywhere from 1978 to 1984 all the way to 1995 to 2004, so using the extremes, you're looking at a bracket of 1978 - 2004

>>10042628
Yesterday I had a feeling to check out Neopets again.
Later that day, I hit "random" on reddit and got taken to /r/neopets.
Now, in an unassuming cereal thread I see Neopets cereal.

What does it mean?

>>10043288
There's a place in SoCal called "The BAR-ber Shop." Literally you get your haircut and drink.

>>10045827
>I hit "random" on reddit
Yeah I think I know exactly what it means fag

>>10042536
Those deceitful little shits.

>>10043288
There was a hotdog place near where I used to work that would sell generic hotdogs on generic buns and stack them with garbage meme ingredients. This is an actual photo from their website. It's called Tubby Dog if you're curious. The place is aggressively hipster, and tried way too hard.

>>10042628
They ended up putting marshmallows in Fruity Pebbles? I'd try it. Someone should make a cereal that's nothing but those sugary marshmallows.

>>10042535
Oreo Os are discontinued everywhere but South Korea

>>10042527
What’s their end game /ck/?

>>10042527

>>10045834
Lame name and pun but that actually sounds pretty fuckin chill
I mean I usually bring a flask anyways

>>10043947
the r/The_D faggots are forcing the /pol/acks out and have driven us all across the website, desu I’ve assimilated to /ck/ and /fit/ pretty well, I never even go to /pol/ anymore

>>10042694
>support your local immigrant-run small business

My local immigrant-run small businesses all have people who cannot speak English, at all. They mainly are frequented by those who speak the same language which wouldn't be a problem if they also would speak English so I could order stuff.

>>10042557
If you point your ass at them they'll probably try to lick it/put their penis inside

>>10046969
i hate that fucking grimace
lowers your t just looking at it

>>10046861
it's part of the millennial manchild starter kit

Here's how you do millennial haute cuisine right:
http://www.salazarla.com/

>>10042548
yo soyboy

>>10044042
considering the place went under, people weren't willing to pay for it, once the novelty had worn off.
you can get away with that kind of jewery if you can handwave the expense as "effort" (see: sushi) but it's literally pouring cereal into a fucking bowl

>>10048272
Sushi gets away with it because people can't tell the difference between $3 fish and $30 fish.
I've been to sushi places with happy hours that are straight-up half-off all standard nigiri.

>>10043288
I was in Portland and some shop was selling beef stock marketed as bone broth for 8 dollars for a coffee cup

>>10042527
I saw one of those close to my hospital a few months ago
I wonder if it still exists

>>10043996
So what's stopping me from just buying a box of cereal to eat at home? It's about the same price as the bowl they're selling.

>>10048324
I like looking at rare, foreign, or historical cereal boxes. I wouldn't dare go to these fags' "restaurant" to do so, however.

>>10042527
I walked passed there once and the line was out the door and down the street. I think this was just after it opened. The people outside waiting were exactly the kind of people you'd expect.

>>10043108
>>>10042527 (OP)
>Twins are fucking creepy
Well, those twins are, for sure. That gray hair with childish shirts screams pervos. The Freddy Mercury tat on an arm surely says something like that. A fan is respectable, but arm tat, geesh no.

There was a cereal and milk place across the street from University of Miami, Cereal Bowl no idea if it is still there. I think the college kiddos did find it a latenight hangout to bring the laptops to, kind of a starbucks alternative hangout for studying (starbucks down the street was packed 24/7). And, I'm sure that was the point of it all. Different venue, different hangout, and therefore different food offered. If I was looking to get cereal while out, and I never ever am, I'd probably seek out something made on site, like a nice granola, some multi-topped oatmeal on a cold day, or go with some smoothie. To be sure though, Miami and DC both are about healthy eating, and basic boxed cereal and milk can be in the 100cals range and not a bad snack.

Here's some criticism of Cereal Bowl's negative review when it left Miami for DC franchise heaven.
https://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/food/blog/13126685/readers-cry-over-spilled-milk-at-the-cereal-bowl

>>10042527
how is it a restaurant tho?
i bet they dont even have a kitchen

How is it that all these super soyans have so much facial hair? I thought soy was loaded with estrogen?

>>10048390
It's almost like you're fucking retarded and fell for a meme that took a fact out of context and heavily exaggerated it.

Jump off a bridge head first.

>>10048478
Well if it isn't Chaim Soyberg.

>>10048332
>Shoreditch
>Full of Hipsters
What do you expect? There are a small number of good restaurants and bars in the area though.

>>10042527
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Last_man
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kali_Yuga

How do I get out of this timeline?

>>10042665
>gentrification

There's nothing at all wrong with gentrification.

>>10042686
>>10042675

>>10042675
This has always been a retarded argument. Technology spreads with or without conquest.
By your logic, Thailand should still be living in the middle ages because it was never colonized.

>>10042686
The African nations that were colonised are more civilised and more technologically advanced now than the ones that were not.

Man, I sure do love food and the preparation of it.

>>10042540
>a cup of milk
>cup
>milk

You fucking cretin

>>10048884
>>10048887
>>10048884
>>10048887
You’d think there wouldn’t be a problem with people like these not having kids. Far as I know we definitely don’t have a shortage of having kids anyway.

>>10049303
Good goyim, it doesn't matter what race the next generation are as long as it exists right?

>>10046868
Uh no I see them at my walmart every time I go

>>10046868
This statement is simply not true

>>10046999
>he came here from pol
You have to go back >>>/pol/

>>10046868
Nah bitch . They everywhere

>>10042628
I like Tiger Power because they mention it's fiber content while showing a young girl so I can imagine parents being exited about her pooping regularly.

>>10043521
I only have a beard because the bf likes it. It also keeps away lazy straight guys.

>mfw london wogs complain about gentrification by whites, in areas which were fully native english until the 1950s

>>10042534
you are nothing

>>10049384
Yes, that is correct. You're living proof of white people being garbage.

>>10042527
This must be some pedo pandering shit. Are they jewish?

>>10042540
>no "plus tip"
>no "plus singles fee"
>no "cereal reshelving fee"

>>10042527
of course they look like total soyboys out of the formatting factory.

>>10042548
>don't laugh about my holy soy! My wife son totally loves it!

>>10044048
He's right though. Maybe you should stop centering your whole identity around food.

>>10049907
>"stop centering your whole identity around one thing"
>says the /pol/tard

>>10049303
I wouldn't mind if those weren't 100% all white, and after castration the first thing they do is target more white teenagers to imitate them.
Call me when we get a parity on niggers or spics cutting their cocks to get a free console from their "wife"

>>10049920
Vasectomy isn't castration. You still make cummies, just without swimmers in it.

>>10042670
Which is exactly why portland is thriving

>>10042675
RETARD ALERT

>>10049920
Most men get a vasectomy so they can fuck their wife all the time without a condom.
Why do you fucks care so much about other people with the same skin color getting pregnant?