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>60 hundred million years of humanity
>haven't fixed the pickle jar problem

make the hole in the top bigger

>> No.10032473
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>> No.10032484

>>10032466

Think your bin might need to be emptied.

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>>10032473
stabbing the pickles ruins them and it's an ineffectual tool at best. works better when there are more pickles in the jar but you don't need it when there are more pickles in the jar.

>> No.10032498

>>10032489
So use chopsticks like civilization does.

>> No.10032503

>>10032466
so what good does jamming a ham in the jar do

>> No.10032506

>>10032489
no I think you just have autism

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>>10032506
this is a food/cooking board and if you don't know how to prepare pickles you should remain silent and let the professionals speak as your contribution is worthless without possession of knowledge of pickle preparation.

>> No.10032511

>>10032466
Stop being a fat fuck with ham hands and it'll stop being a problem.

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>>10032466
>that trash
FFS man

>> No.10032542

>>10032466
They should make the hole just big enough to fit your head in imo.
>local idiot gets head stuck in jar, pickles self to death
I'd love to see that headline.
Also, tongs are a thing.

>> No.10032548

Why not use a pair of prongs?

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did you ram ur dick in a pickle jar?

>> No.10032633

>>10032511
DEaDaSs thought that was a jar of pig feet at first but it was his pork paw

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>>10032489

>> No.10034334

>>10034328
I don't keep around too many utensils I don't believe in having too many possessions.

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>>10032489

>> No.10034376

>>10032489
Tip the jar to the side and fish them out with a fork without stabbing

>> No.10034467

>>10032466
quit being fat

>> No.10034512

>>10032466
>all that grime
You can't just tease us like that anon. Post pics of your sty.

>> No.10034524

>>10032594
lmaoing at this, it literally looks FAT CHODE on a corpse

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>>10034344

>> No.10034560

>>10032466
they can't make the hole big enough for someone as fat as you, how fat do you have to be to have fat wrists?

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>>10032466

>> No.10034694

>>10034334
>I don't believe in having too many possessions.
Funny how that lies up perfectly with your lack of funds to purchase said possessions.

>> No.10034728

>>10032466
>>10032489
>>10032510
thanks for letting me know anime posters are hambones

>> No.10036056

>>10034728
my hand is normal sized.
>>10034694
i could buy a spatula if I wanted, I just don't see the point. what will i do with it when I am dead or move? just another wasteful item to clean

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>>10036056
>my hand is normal sized.

>> No.10036099

>>10032466
just use your plating tweezers to pull the pickles out