/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10021061
>you get the hotdog
>not the polish sausage
get out of my sight

>>10021061
it's the only hot dog i buy. somehow it doesn't feel like it is highly processed, cancer inducing meat from the entrails of an abused bovine when i get it at the costco food court.

Pepperoni slice
Chicken bake
Dog and a cup

You only get one for the rest of your life
Which one?

>>10021346
Anyone who says something other than chicken bake is wrong

>>10021327
I usually alternate between the two every other visit to costco, but man that all-beef hot dog just does it for me, and this is coming from someone who’d rather eat a white trash bar-s chickenporknigger dog

>>10021346
Dog and cup. All day, every fucking day.
>that flavor
>dem onions
>dat kraut and deli mustard
>dat relish
>that cup of ice cold root beer
Anyone else who thinks otherwise is obviously jewish

>>10021346
>Dog and a cup

going to try using this term to order the hot dog combo. will report back.

>>10021364
the fuck your costco has root beer?

>>10021392
Ya man. Where do you live? It might be a regional taste thing. Also, word from my brother says that down in southern california, a hotdog at costco is $2.19.

>$1.50 for just about half your day's calories (if you get non-diet soda)

And then people complain about not having enough money to eat. Piss off.

>>10021061
>For me its the costco

It sure isn't the English.

>>10021398
I'm in southern california, theres no root beer here or in norcal. Hot dogs are still the same price.

>>10021327
My local Costco just took the polish dog off the menu a month or so ago

>>10021505
For real?? Man thats a damn shame. At least the dogs are the same price

>>10021346
pepperoni slice with a churro and chocolate vanilla frozen yogurt swirl ma nigga

>all beef
Fucking disgusting

>>10021061
It's the greatest food court value. For me it's fresh cut onions and deli mustard.

>not getting the chicken tendies

Fucking normie, Costco fries and tendies are god-tier.

>>10021563
Same here.

>>10021061
I wish the turkey provolone sandwiches were cheaper. They're fucking great.

>>10021346
chicken bake sucks ass
dog and cup forever nikka

You are being taken
They don't give a shit about what's in there, it's the lowest quality meat with heavy spices and fats

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loss_leader

>>10025356
I don't think anyone expects high quality meat for $1.50, all that matters is that it's cheap /and/ delicious.

Yesterday, I went to Costco and ate a hotdog, it was yummy :) Also had the opportunity to see and talk to my local pizza place owner who was buying their ingredients.

Costco makes me feel comfy, is this how Boomers and Gen Xs feel about Sears/KMart/JCPenny?

>>10021061
Because you're an American with a palate that centuries of devolution has specialized to register only two categories of flavor, Salty and Sweet. No great mystery to be found, this video should clear everything up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qdT8DwOnNQ

>>10021424
perhaps some people dont want to die due to 50% of their daily calories coming from corn syrup?

>>10025362
That's not all that matters at all you myopic toddler

>>10021424
you are operating on the exact minimum number of synapses for anything beyond basic motor function. This is simply amazing.

>>10025428
>hurr people are eating cheap food and this makes me VERY MAD!!

How do you live with yourself?

I had a chocolate frozen yogurt when I was there on friday which was very good. The slice of pizza tasted like it sat too long though.

>>10025356
You don't know what loss leader means.

>>10025446

it isn't easy what with the unconsolable will and all.

Dog cup and chili

Put chili and cheese on dog

>>10021346
non of that pleb shit get a hot turkey provolone sandwich

>>10025446
When did he say that?

>>10021061
>970 cal
wait wait what the fuck is 970 cal? that hot dog looks like it came out of a thinspo blog

>>10025602
Might be 970 cal if you add all the toppings.

Personally I just put of deli mustard.

>>10025602
the hot dog is 50cm long...

>>10025356
>a $1.50 meat tube isn't filet mignon

you don't say retard

>>10025446
kill yourself

>>10025655
I already am, with these delicious dogs

>>10025602
sign assumes 20 oz of full sugar soda

>>10021364
>obviously jewish
Ironic considering they use Hebrew National.

>work in office 1 block from a costco
>walk to costco every day for lunch
>known by the employees as a regular
>make friendly banter with the greeter
>have my table that i claim as mine
>have ordered every single thing on the menu multiple times

>>10025655
Every thread on 4chan devolves into suicide instigating. Fucking lol family, this thread is about costco food.

>>10025755
> Be me
> 30 years young
> Costco is my favorite place to eat
> Half of all the meals ive consumed have come from costco.
> I skip breakfast every morning
> Every time that I visit my certified retailer I am taken aback by the selection of choice that can be found at my local costco.
> It even occurred to me, while chowing down a delicious hot dog with an assortment of condiments, that Costco is named that because of the incredible costs us customers are provided!
> In sublimation... Yeah, this place has officially replaced mom.

>>10025773
the strand of conversation where an idiot proudly announced his sole concern in life was seeing how much food he could stuff in his fat face is hardly the whole thread. Continue with your thread and enjoy.

>>10025812
What the fuck, why are you so mad?

>>10025816
I want to play a game anon. Inside this pit are 1000 costco hotdogs. The antidote to the cancer you have developed from a lifetime of eating costco hotdogs is resting beneath them. your hands and feet are tied so you have no choice but to eat your way to the bottom. If you do not do this in time you will die of cancer in 10 years.

>>10025881
Fuck me, daddy. ;0. I'm a ho.

>>10021343
Poor woman. I bet her cooter stinks.

>>10025535
This. I sometimes get half relish/onion/mustard and the other half chili/cheese

>>10025753
I used to work in a Costco food court. They're Kirkland brand hot dogs. They got rid of Hebrew National to cut costs because they were slowly jacking up the prices.

It's also why Coke products disappeared for a time and are no longer served as fountain drinks.

>>10025535
>beans

>>10026771
Who do I shoot to get the Hagan Das icecream, dipped in dove ice cream and coated with toasted nuts back. I miss that fucking 2,000 calorie monstrosity.

A costco hotdog in Mexico is 30 pesos, which is about $1.10 in US currency. Feels good brah

>>10025438
>fedora tipped

>>10027372
>>10027275
Are you doing this in every thread for any real reason?

>>10021061
Sometimes you just want a hotdog?

>>10027394
Yes, I am.

>tips fedora

>>10025535
YOUR COSTCO HAS CHILI AND MINE DOESN'T???? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>10021563
How was there not a fucking riot over this?

>my Costco started selling burgers recently
>They're not amazing but they're still good
How the fuck do they expect to top that fuckin dog/sausage and pizza slice when they're so goddamn good holy shit.

Their ice creams are good too

You can get a large combination pizza at Costco for less than $10 that puts Dominos, Pizza Hut, and Papa Johns to shame. I'll get 2 of them and make it last for 3 or 4 days. You can eat like a king at Costco for $150 per month, or eat like a nobleman for $80 per month. They are building one 25miles from where I live and I'm so excited that I might get a job constructing it.

>>10024135
$4 is a lot better than most hot toasty sandwiches of that quality.

>>10028587
Here's hoping you get that job anon! :)

>>10028749
Thanks, that means a lot!

>>10027807
The first few months my costco did burgers they were just alright. Maybe it just took them a bit to figure out ratios but those things are fucking delicious now. I'd give one a shot again in a little while.

https://youtu.be/FF1oCa1qoV0

>>10021343
>dat pikachu
This woman has her priorities in order.

>>10021505
Weird I live in socal and ours has root beer but it sucks ass

>>10021343
was it autism?

>>10021061
>Costco
>not AAFES

>moved to columbia, missouri from california last week to live with girlfriend
>just noticed theres no costco for over 100 miles

THERES NOTHING HERE i fucking regret this already im so fucking stupid

>>10027696
You think you're REEEing now? Get a load of this.

>>10030123

>>10030123
>not a 1/4 pound
I'll take my money elsewhere.

>>10030153

>>10028587
Costco pizza has the worst crust. It's obvious they don't cook it long enough.

>>10030174
>which is bigger 3 or 4?
Why should I pay more for a 1/3 pound than a 1/4 pound patty?
You do the math genius.

>>10030174
http://mentalfloss.com/article/76144/why-no-one-wanted-aws-third-pound-burger

> buy Costco Kirkland (tm) all beef hotdog
> take it home
> boil & grill
> tastes like an ordinary hot dog

WTF kind of voodoo does costco kitchen have that I don't have?

>>10021343

> It's easier to assume she's bat shit crazy than to assume she has a kid not in the pic

>>10030216
this is the most american thing I will read today

>>10030229
We literally just dump them into hot water. That's it.

>>10030216

>>10030271
Do you let them sit under heat lamps or something?

>>10021061
Why are flyovers so obsessed with hotdogs?

>>10030295
No. They sit in hot water until they're used. That's it.

>>10030216
It's literally "You have to have a very high iq to understand Costco's 1/3 pound burger".

>>10030295
Basically keep the water hot but not so it's boiling. Then leave it there. For 30 minutes.

You'll get that distinct waterlogged taste you're craving.

>>10030311
>You'll get that distinct waterlogged taste you're craving.
It's not really going to get waterlogged, I doubt hot dogs absorb any water. But if you keep reusing the water for new batches of hot dogs, you're basically making a hot dog broth that can make them more flavorful.

>>10030317
Now that you mention it, when we dumped the water at night, even if there were no hot dogs in it, it'd still smell like cooked ones. The steamed hot dog buns probably helped as well.

>>10030174
mmmmmm.....
>>10030209
>>10030216
I accept all these secondary (You)s as well.

>tfw my Costco is getting cheeseburgers

ITT: kostko kikes
Get out.

>>10021343
who was in the wrong here?

>>10021343
Why is this allowed?

>>10021346
I always get all 3

>>10030438
liar

>>10025755
I think you have autism my man

>>10031238
>literally costco thread
>walmart global conglomerate shill enters thread and tells costco members to leave thread

>>10031238
I used to work at Sam's Club. I broke my wrist when a forklift driver hit the steel on the other side of the aisle I was working in. It knocked me off the little stepladder I was standing on.

They fired me for unsafe work practices. So go fuck yourself.

>>10031280
idiot
https://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/costco-introduces-cheeseburger-southern-california-433002303.html

>>10031327
yea I read about that after submitting my post

seems like a ripoff though compared to the chicken bake or pizza but might try it one tiem

>>10023576
>fresh cut onions.
The onions come precut in a bag. Sorry to burst your bubble.

>>10031238
>11k jobs lost
>63 stores closed
stay buttmad walmart shill

>>10026771
Oh okay, thanks for the info

>>10031341
it's bretty good, though it really suffers from the "i could have paid $1.50 for a gigantic hot dog instead" syndrome which plagues the entire costco menu
it beats the snot out of any other $5 burger though

>>10021349
chicken bake is dry as fuck

>>10031422
I'd rather get a 3.85 double double animal style from In-N-Out

>>10031422
I'll try it one time if they nationalize it but prolly not gonna get it after that because I normally just get mcdoubles and then visit cocstco for a burger/dog fix

I literally caught someone beating off in a costco once, Never went back after that.
I miss dat kirkland vodka though, 14 dollars a handle and better then grey goose

>>10031450
where were they jerking off/what were they jerking off to?

>>10031460
It was some chubby guy in his 50's just beating off while women walked by and looked in disgust.

He was beating off near the tires, I suspect because it was near the emergency exit so when the cops eventually came he could book it out to his car.

I swear on my life I'm not making that up, I walked by the guy and laughed then realized how fucked up it was and just left without my purchases (no I'm not a woman)

>>10031464
>read "tires" as "tiles" and got excited for a moment.

Too long.

>>10031464
did you leave your purchases there out of shock and just forgot or was it principle?

>>10031429
never had in-n-out and there aren't any by me so i can't verify this or not

>>10031484
I just left because I was disgusting and I was pissed that the fucking security wasn't doing anything. One of them was standing like 2 isles over just watching the dude and talking on his radio like a coward

I have a daughter, If my child was with me that day I would have beat that dudes ass no fucking question. It pissed me off that lousy security that hassles people about open carrying at the entrance was too much of a coward to stop an unarmed masturbating fat man. The entire situation pissed me off so I just left my cart there and went home


I guess I was pissed about how the situation was being handled and how they made no effort to stop him despite children being in the store

>>10031319
I feel like you could sue for this.

Do I look like I know what a JPEG is?

>>10028587
>pay $50 for a costco membership so you can eat pizza all the time for less than $10

>>10031238
>tfw every Sam's Club in my state is closing
>tfw Costco is actually moving into some of their old stores and doubling their presence at the same time
GOOD SHIT

>>10032529
depending on your location, you don't even need to pay the $50. in my state you can buy anything from the food court without a membership

>>10021398
Costco doesn't change their food court prices. Ever. Anywhere. Your friend is full of shit.

>>10021343
>tfw when you made mommy promise to feed your pikachu a chicken bake while you are at school
>tfw she actually does

>>10021343
what is the actual story behind this?

>>10033657
Like >>10030236 says, she was probably with her kid who got up to get/do something and left their Pikachu there.

>>10021343
how can you possibly eat a whole chicken bake without a drink?

>>10021437
found the ESL

>>10032529
At the Costco near me the food court is right outside the entrance. No card required to buy the food

>>10021061
the dickbag manager at my costco decided nonmembers cant go to the food court anymore.

>>10034907
Complain to corporate.

>>10030130
No fucking way. I want this at my Costco now

>>10036240
>tfw want it too
>tfw my nearest costco is at a highway intersection which also happens to have five guys and in n out
suffering

>>10030029
WTF LOL

>>10030029
>Living in Missouri
>On purpose

>>10021061
never agreed with a post more in my life

>>10028587
This would be good but, as the other guy said, the thing is never baked long enough. Crust is always flaky and soft, like its rady to fall apart, or squishy from the dough. It just sucks because thats the last thing needed to make it good

>>10036736
he sucks, plus he's got depression

>>10034891
That Costco probably is the worst then. Riff Raff loitering. Poos everywhere.

>>10021505
I live in the northern ca and there certainly is mug on tap at every costco i've been to.

For me, it's the Costco poutine

...Costco serves food?

>>10021061
>18" combo pizza for 10 dollars
How do they do it?

>>10037298
By overcharging for memberships

>>10027146
People in Mexico earn enough to shop at Costco?

Color me surprised

>>10031450
>better then grey goose
It is Grey Goose

>>10034891
My Costco used to do this before there were five separate group fights among niggers in one week. Then they moved it inside.

I fucking love Costco hotdogs but the combination of the huge line full of lardasses and shifty looking mexicans plus the filthy condiment dispensers deters me
Don't like soda either

>>10021061
Fuck your costco food
Walmart ranch wings my nigga

>>10021398
>>10021398
really? What kind? DR Pepper? Here in Vegas is like 1.60, CA sucks ass at everything

>>10028587
How does it taste? Is it really greasey? Is it too much sauce? Can you got bacon on it?

>>10037303
>overcharging
I guess if you're barely scraping by it would seem that way.

>>10031238
literally every sams club in my state is closing
and yet everyone at my local costco just got a raise
shit company is shit m8

>>10031429
animal style is trash m8
double double, w/chopped chilies and grilled onions
all the fucking way

>>10029798
civilians will never know the true rewards of serving our country

>>10037303
lolwut. premium membership literally pays for itself, literally even if I somehow don't make up for the cost in savings. why the fuck wouldn't I take that deal

>>10037285
costcos poutine is dogshit but its pretty damn filling.
protip: ask for the gravy on the side, microwave the fries and cheese for a minute or so then dump the gravy on, it'll still be awful, but at least the cheese will actually be melted

>>10037010
That's usually the case at all the costcos I've been at with outside food courts. Huge fucking lines. filth everywhere and assholes taking up muh parking spaces.

>>10038390
Cheese curds aren't supposed to come melted, tard

>>10028587
>tfw bong
I will never experience a lifetime costco membership or measuring drinks in fluid ounces

How do I stop myself from eating at Costco every single day :(

>>10039111
>Not putting Costco on a bucket list when you get the dosh to travel to Gunland

>>10039233
>require ID for membership
>illegals can't shop at costco
>brits can't shop at costco

>>10039710
You can eat at the food court without a membership

>>10040067
Only at those that have undercover ICE working fastfood.

>>10039165
Don't even bother trying to quit, Anon. It'll never let you go.

>>10032529
Food court does not require membership. I have wonder to the inside food courts and you don't need to have one at all.

>>10038367
agree with chopped chilis, but a burger needs pickles.

>>10021061

Because it's a 1/4 lb of beef with a 20 oz refillable soda and your choice of ketchup, mustard, relish, and in select costco's chopped onion or sauerkraut. For a lousy fucking $1.50. You could sustain for a whole fucking day if you build the hot dog right. A $1.50.

I could go for a 7-11 hotdog at any time or place. I dont know why I like them more than any other hotdog

My local Sams Club used to have a pulled pork sandwich. The sandwich was messy, but fucking good. Then they took it down.

>>10040927
I found this little shitty hole-in-the-wall smokehouse/barbecue joint by my place that has some of the best pulled pork I've ever eaten. They smoke it in house and make their own barbecue sauce, Im pretty sure its locally sourced meat too (not that it matters much). Im praying it doesnt go out of business

>>10031238
>All beef walmart hot dog - weight unknown

>>10038359
I miss Alaska and Washington, the south east US fucking sucks

>civilians will never know the true rewards of serving our country

No, taxpayers eat better food so they earn enough money that the military has taxpayer funding to fight for Israel.

>>10021061
I've never finished one of those.

Blech.

>>10039061
Yeah, but they are supposed to melt from the gravy, at the very least MY Costcos gravy isn't hot enough to actually melt the curds in any capacity, the curds actually cool off the gravy instead. Its shit.

I was at Costco today and they have added new people to harass you while you shop. Three times while I was shopping some loser tried to sell me something or send people to my house then at the cash register a guy came trying to get me to upgrade my membership. These people were causing an even bigger clusterfuck than usual. I hope this isn't permanent

>>10021327
this

>>10040921
I get mine with onions, relish, mustard, ketchup then drown them with chili and cheese garnished off with jalapenos.

>>10027758

Because it's not popular there.

You can tell it's not popular there because they had so many spoil unsold they felt the need to stop ordering them and having them on the menu.

>costco membership expired 3 years ago
>still use membership card to get past greeter and eat free samples

>>10033664
It's propably the kid taking the photo.

>>10038390
Why not microwave the gravy instead?

I remember me and a couple of my friends riding our bikes to gamestop to trade in some games and we stopped at costco on the way there to get some dawgs. Then my leg slipped off my bike pedal and into the gear. Dug right in deep. Still have a scar.

>>10036799
Could you not ask them to bake it a bit longer, like the well done option at Papa Johns?

>>10038370
Back when I was a homeless alcoholic/fentanyl addict but still technically a student with dependent privileges, I would come in as soon as the doors open, wash up in the bathroom, buy a pint of smirnoff from the PX, pour it into a fountain drink, then post up in the food court with some taco bell or anthony's pizza for about 4 to 6 hours a day, usually nodding out and falling after hitting my fentanyl nasal spray, until my shift as a bagger at the commissary next door started, then hang out at the homeless shelter a mile off base.

Surprisingly comfy times. Nobody said a word, and I did this consistently for a solid month and a half. I'm sure the entire base grew to hate me, but fuck if I wasn't earning good tip money. I'm sure Leavenworth has seen as much degeneracy as there is to see as it is.

Now that I've cleaned up a bit, I'm just an alcoholic NEET living with my alcoholic 20 years served army vet pops. Less comfy times.

>>10044631
I'm sorry to hear that... are you feeling any better now?

>>10044693
*falling asleep
at my table, I wasn't just passed out on the ground of a busy food court. At that point someone probably would have said something.

they don't even sell the footlong buns
>found the hotdogs to make myself
>no fucking buns whatsoever
>all little finger-sizes bun shits
fuck that shit

>>10029779
How socal? SD locations dont have rootbeer.

>>10021061
I had a Costco hot dog 5 months ago and a few hours later felt sick. I got the worst food poisoning of my life. The fucker who made it got fired. Then I needed a job, applied at Costco and took his place. Nobody been sick on my watch.

>>10045769
Dreams really do come true.

>>10021061

>10041002
/pol/ plz go home nobody fucking cares

>>10030029
Your girlfriend better be hotter than Christina Milian or ur a dumb ass nigga

Work at a Costco on the Front end

AMA

>>10040921
I think it has to be the hot dog roller. Only thing better is to grill it.

>they changed the berry smoothie recipe
JUST

>>10046948
Can I enter costco without membership just for food court

>>10044226
I suppose it never occurred to me, but in the end whats the difference whether i half melt the cheese in the microwave or melt it with molten microwaved gravy

>>10045769
you can't get food poisoning from a hot dog.

>>10047432
it varies by state, but the surest way is to buy (ebay) or have a friend buy you a Costco gift card. You can use this to get passed the greeter, then pay with cash/credit at the food court (the food court does not check your membership card, but regular cashiers do)

>>10028861
Gett'em boi.

>>10039111
We have costco in England and we invented Imperial units?

>>10032529
>>10032546
>>10034891
>>10037010
>>10038411
My Leafland Costco doesn't need membership for food, is pretty clean and orderly, next to the sports stadium and skytrain station, but selection isn't the best

>>10048193
costco has tendies?

>>10048198
For as long as I've known Costco they've been on the menu. Haven't had them when the hot dog and drink is such a good deal, and for practically the same price I can get actual fried chicken.

>>10048210
Except church's has no quality control and tends to re-use fryer oil. Even the consistency isn't as bad KFC... I think you're better off going with a tried and true Costco deal

>>10048214
My local Church's is pretty decent, but all the sides are bad. Sometimes I'll bring my own rice and veggies to eat there, and have them sub gravy for the non-crispy, mealy fries.
KFC has mashed potatoes and buns, but their locations are few and far between here.

>>10021343
what did pikachu order

>>10047413
its way better as it has a shit ton of real fruit but twice as expensive.

>>10039111

There's 28 Costco's in the UK, chances are you live near one

>>10048147
Yeah but if someone shoved thier finger in dug around in thier asshole and played with it there a little bit then smeared it on a hotdog you can. Or if they just had bad hygiene, or touched something raw and didn’t wash their hands. There’s so many ways to give someone food poisoning retard.

>>10021343
God bless america

>>10021349
Is the chicken bake actually that good?
am mudslime so I can't order it sadly.
The hotdog and a full veggie pizza are my shit though. I usually get a churro too, even though they're pretty shitty.

>>10048149
why not just get a membership

The Costco by me had this Berry Smoothing that was AMAZING, I would get it every time I went.
Went a month ago after not going for a year or so, turns out they use a new recipe or something, didn't taste anything like they used to. Sad Day.

>>10050183
When I walk in, I walk in close behind someone else, so when the greeter asks for my card I just point at the person in front of me without them knowing. The greeter assumes I'm with them.

>>10050704
>The greeter assumes I'm with them
Yeah, that's not hard to do since in the richest country in the world we force alzheimers riddled 70+ yo sorry ass fucks to man the doors of stores to survive.

>>10047432
yes

>>10021061
>get samples out the ass while shopping
>get to the food court
>get a slice of pizza and a drink
Could Costco be the comfiest shopping-and-eating experience imaginable?

how the FUCK does price club sell this thing for $1.50 FUCK

My location got that me bbq pulled beef recently, it wasn't bad but, not worth the cost. The bratwurst n soda still worth, although they fountain Dew tastes a bit off.

>>10052440
>how the FUCK does price club sell this thing for $1.50 FUCK
it's a loss leader to get people into the store and buying products, and also paying membership fees