/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>7am
>finished a few high abv beers
>now on to two bottles of red wine
>hoping to have them finished by lunch time
>going to cook up a storm
>then play some nintendo while I ride the buzz

>>10017191
>3 PM
>just waking up
>wasted whole day and have classwork to do which is due tomorrow
yay

>tfw i just had some thicc oven baked chicken legs with garlic and rosemary with my wine

brehs

I unironically can't stand being sober.
But anyway, currently /sip/ping some Yukon Jack out of the bottle and listening to some comfy Irish folk music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrEd2vCOCWo

>>10017254
i like the Jay-Z remix

>>10017254
Dubliners are the best https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlWTASnnft4

I am a about 2 months off alcohol, with only a few slips. I have, however, been 420 blazing it pretty much all day every day. It started out ok, but I am starting to miss the comfy buzz of my vodka. It’s just not the same.

>>10017191
Been listening to music most of the afternoon and I think I've cried like 4 or 5 times at least.

>>10017438
why cry?

>>10017459
only time i can cry is when drunk. then i cry like a baby. unfortunate really.

>>10017459
I cry because I'm feeling it and I'm enjoying myself and appreciating how good some art is, ironically.
>>10017466
Don't fucking answer to my post.

>>10017496
There was a better way to phrase that, I mean I am pretty drunk.
I listen to a lot of 20th century music and while it means so much to me I know it's going to disappear inside the crowd of most younger people. I'm 28.

Who here /OutOfAlcoholAndGFDoesn'tWantYouToDrinkSoYouCan'tLeaveTheHouseToGetMoreUntilShe'sAtWorkMonday/

>>10017419
First Dubliners song I have ever listened to.
Here's another great one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKmQckxC1bg

>>10017561
Haha you sound pathetic. Don't let your girlfriend control you.

>>10017561
Literally me my man. I had to wait until she left for work this morning (works irregular hours). She gets back later tonight so that's plenty of time to get hammered then clean the house and sober up.

Let’s try this again.

>>10017818
what went wrong ?

>>10017839
Heroin and butane merely got me very high. ‘Came to’ on the floor.

>>10017618
Well I'm jobless and she could easily kick me out. So...
>>10017627
Pic related

>>10017818
Thumbnail looks like a pilots helmet.

>>10017818
Are you still here?

>>10018002
I actually thought it was a pilot's helmet too, close up. Might be literally retarded

>>10017561
friend of mine went to jail for the night then had a bunch of community service for beating up her bf when he tried to go get more booze, they have kids together so i guess that changes things

>>10017818
>>10017839
>>10017867
Nigga I told you that was a stupid fucking plan

Best cheapest whiskeys?

Pic related is only $20 and has a pretty decent flavor for the price. I usually finish two in a week and am pretty satisfied

>>10018226
How do I train myself to like whisky?

>>10018241
>get a strainer
>get a blunt pencil
>sharpen the pencil and put the shavings in the strainer
>pour mentholated spirits through the strainer
>enjoy

>>10018226
ones that dont advertise much are usually better imo

>2 days sober
>Cleaned entire apartment
>Bought groceries
>Finally set up gpu-passthrough so I can play gaems on loonix
>Went out and got extra kbm
>Did next 4 assignments for cs class
What the actual fuck do people with all their time? I can't fucking zone out and veg sober, I've run out of shit to do. Normally I'd say "Okay I've done what needed to be done today, time to get drunk" but can't do that anymore.
I'm just up until fucking 3am and wake up at 9am now and time is crawling so slowly

>>10018259
Use that new energy to do something beautiful with your life. Normies would be envious with their lack of motivation. If we stop doing shit for a second we're back on the road to death.

>that comfy feeling when you're at home and have plenty of booze to tide you over for the night

Nice.

>>10018241
start sipping it everyday out of a glass and lean to enjoy the bite

>>10018259
you'll get your zone out ability back
some of my weirdest/best moments in sobriety have been where i basically did my drunk activities (4chan, movies, etc) sober and enjoyed them just as much. this was like 6 months into sobriety
i would stop myself and be like...whoa...im actually chillin out

>>10018270
Not him, but I'm fucking bored dude. "Do something beautiful with your life" sounds retarded, actually say that to yourself out loud. I don't care what kind of life I lead, but this is getting ridiculous, I'm going through something like a book and a half a day.

>>10018270
I was already doing that though, and I can only do so much shit before I'm stuck waiting

normies just watch a bunch of tv/netflix or go out with their friends/gfs

>>10018309
I know a bunch of normies who have full time jobs and pay rent, live away from home etc. They all play videogames in their downtime.

>company I work at has a no-gambling policy
>everyone in cubicles around me constantly trades bitcoin throughout the day
>it interrupts my work by them being loud wannabes
>my manager also does this
Not sure if I should save this information for blackmail (get IT to show their logs) or report it.

>>10017818
rip

>>10018533
So why do you come here for advice on that? Why don't you just leave them alone?

>>10017191
>>>/r9k/

>>10018533
leave them alone
besides with the fees for exchanging btc to cash and back they're probably losing a ton

>>10018551
>>10018554
I'm a functioning al/ck/ but this shit grinds my gears. If I can't drink on the job, why are employees allowed to gamble and perform poorly?

>>10018562
Social stigma.

I showed up to work this morning still drunk from last night. I drank Turkey 101 Manhattans until I ran out than wine until I passed out. The moment I got off I went to a bar and have been there for 2hours drinking high ABV Barley Wine.

>>10018600
might want to reign that in a bit

>>10017191
>Polish off a handle of whiskey 1.75l
>and 3 cases of natty daddy
>all in the span of like 3-4 days

I was hungover/WD for like 5 days straight. Tried to convince my wife I had the flu since its giong around, but I think she knew. Anyway, told her I was gonna order a pizza for us tonight, and asked if the place also had 6 packs

And my wife brought out the last case of natty I thought that I drank

So now it begins

>>10018622
thats a fucking LOT of booze.

Anyone ever get like "hallucinations" after going particularly hard the night before? Like I used to basically see smoke rising from the bottom of my visual field

>>10018629
Forgot to mention, these were the blister packs that only have 12 in them, so 36 natty 8%s overall, not 3 30 racks. That would have been a little much, even for me

I'm 6'2 135 btw so 90 8% beers would have been what people on drug forums would have called a "heroic" dose or whatever they do

>>10018649
>6'2" and 135
Hey man I found a pic of you

>>10018613
What's the point. My life sucks, I strive for things and yet nothing ever comes from them. I'll probably be a shitty wage-slave until I die.

>>10018660
thats many people. the reason i say you may want to reign it in is so you dont lose your job or get physically dependent on alcohol. both of which would make your life worse than it is right now. if you can maintain a happy medium and booze it up often without bad consequences, then by all means.

>>10018649
oh that sounds more realistic. still a lot of booze. 5 day withdrawal is AWFUL. AWFUL AWFUL AWFUL AWFUL

>>10018684
Not him, but that will be tomorrow.
>did a taper
>didn't work
>drink drink drink
>literally have to stop drinking tomorrow
>'ok lol'
It'll be a wild ride.

>middle right abdomen pain
>21yo and only been binging somewhat hard the past year and a half

could this be liver damage, or is it in my head?

>>10018699
I'd get my prostate checked.

>>10018699
Are you fat?

>>10018709
I'll ask my doctor when I next see him

>>10018710
Na, like 145lbs

>>10018696
taper works but its never going to be comfortable unless you use benzos. a beer taper keeps the shakes and sweats away but doesnt do hardly anything for the anxiety. you just have to tough it out. but like i said you wont be sweating and shaking much. what prevented your taper from working?

>>10018699
Dehydration anon. Drink some water help your kidneys.

>>10018658
That would have been prefereable to withdrawal

>>10018684
>Wake up
>abdominal pain
>kidneys, liver
>tongue looks like i got roadrash
>throat feels like I deepthroated a cactus
>piss is dark orange
>puke so hard I can't even keep down water
>shakes, which I never get
>anxiety
>legs are weak
>ANXIETY
>pupils are bloodshot but not yellow
>physically can't eat for 4 days

I'm probably forgetting some but that was bad

>>10018714
>what prevented your taper from working?
I just didn't want to taper. When I wasn't under any supervision I went back to full blown al/ck/. Deep down I wanted to cut this shit out, but I guess I'm weak minded?

Anyway legally, as of tomorrow for my case, I need to be sober. Looking forward to the challenge.

>>10018562
Tell HR you are a gambling addict in recovery and are triggered by crypto currency.
As >>10018568 says, gambling addiction will be better understood than drinking yourself to death.
Hopefully.

>>10018730
dunno if youre weak minded. most of us keep going back. i dunno what it is. anyway keep a close eye on your health if you start to escalate its time for medical help if you cant drink

Been drinking wine (home brewed stock) the past few days and went out for the first time of 2018 to get some beer because why not. 12 pack of Heineken and a beef stick... $26...

When the fuck did beer get so expensive? This is thievery.

>>10018722
had all that recently. just came out of it. took about 5 days of tapering. longest ever. this keeps getting worse every time. hear people on here talk about how much water it takes to get hydrated. felt like it was never enough.

i could handle all the other shit but the anxiety is really what is starting to make it impossible

>>10018908
you probably bought it at a gas station. their markup is the highest

>>10018933
I did.

I think I puke every time I'm even mildly hungover. Is there a way to keep from puking when hungover? I worry about my esophagus and my gums/teeth.

>>10018722
>>10018923
Its called PAWS, means your withdrawal gets worse and worse

Interestingly enough, i'm KOTH poster and just drank two beers and i'm pretty buzzed off that. Its like a hideous withdrawal is a hard reset for your tolerence. Either that, or my organs or failing

Peach shine tonight

3 weeks sober brehs haven't touched the stuff since New Years. Ran 3 miles in 24 minutes and benched 225 3x5 at the gym, We're all gonna make it

>>10018965
i mean there are prescription drugs that are anti-nausea but other than that...

>>10019134
thats awesome. glad to hear it.

>>10018965
Eat ginger the next day

>>10019124
peach puree in there?

>>10019134
youll be back

>>10019154
Not sure. It’s tasty though and strong as hell

>>10019157
not for a few months. i need to get in shape for basic training and can't get in any legal trouble before i ship out, that means 0 booze

>>10019151
You think pickled ginger would be ok? I don't like raw ginger or ginger tea.

>>10019211
Yeah. Thatd be fine

>>10019211
Lemons help with nausea too. Maybe some homemade lemonade

>>10019194
man, besides being in physical shape id say what is even more important is being ok with very little sleep.

do yourself a favor and set your alarm clock for like 3 am. go to bed around 10 pm every night and wake up at 3 am for a week. exercise from like 315 am - 3:45 am then shower and change then eat breakfast. that will be your morning routing in basic.

>>10019219
All riiiight. The perfect excuse to have pickled ginger in my house at all times.

>>10019226
Thanks that's a good idea.

made it 77 days before falling off the wagon again, i'm honestly impressed with myself

>>10019384
that is great. if you did it once you could do it again

>>10019384
>77 days
>mfw can't even make it 4 days
You did good, Anon.

>>10018293
be creative. it's what separates humans from animals. mak music or art. it calms me down.

>>10019388
>>10019408
thanks anons. i purchased a nice bottle of scotch (and a not-as-nice bottle of irish whiskey) to celebrate. may as well buy something decent while i can still afford to.

currently experiencing peat ambivalence

what kind of irish whiskey?

>>10019568
tullamore dew. it's not my cup of tea, but it's pretty good for the price point

I'm a recent soberfag sitting in my room at 9:30pm Saturday night.

I feel like I should be drinking...

What are ways you guys keep yourselves occupied, and hands off the booze?

>>10019631
iktf
currently watching a marky mark movie

>>10019631
no homo but i took a long hot bath tonight listening to chill music with candles on then ate a giant five guys meal and smoked a cig, not great but was sober

it's still all shit anyway

>>10019631
being in school helps me. stuff to do is the name of the game. a steady job helps. free time where you are confused and bored and whatever just leads to falling back on the old habit of drinking.

>>10019631
>get sucked into interesting wikipedia articles
>stumbleupon
>online chess
>comedy television
>eat

those are my effective go-tos

>>10017191
Are you guys actually alcoholics or are you guys just larping?

>>10019667
just larping bro

>>10019667
just larping man, i took it too far though and larped my way right into destroying my relationship with my family and going to ER then detox then long-term inpatient rehab then relapse

was a hell of a larp tho

Think I broke whatever drunk receptors I have left.
Been drinking something (beer, wine, liquor, whatever) pretty much everyday for over 3 years straight. My piss smells terrible, and I barely eat anymore.
Just drank 3/4 a bottle of vodka, a bottle of wine, 4 beers, and on my second bottle of wine and I just don't feel drunk. Like at all. I got drunk yesterday with almost no problem, but today I woke up stone sober and now after all this drink I feel nothing.

Am I dying (finally)? or am I just immune now?
I'm 30 btw if that makes a difference.

>>10019729
Maybe you're so drunk that you don't know you're drunk

>>10018226
Evan Williams is pretty good for the price. Stay far away from BOOMERANG whiskey if you ever see it.
I usually have no problem with bottom shelf plastic bottle stuff, but that shit was god-awful. Could barely finish it. Even when blackout drunk it tasted like garbage.

>>10019732
I don't think so. No double vision, no slurred speech. No... anything. I just feel sober and it's pissing me off. Polishing off that second bottle of wine now and nothing.

>>10019739
ur gonna realize how good u feel now when the WDs hit in about 12 hours

>>10019729
I've had this issue for a long time now. 32 and been drinking daily for 7 years or so. I rarely ever feel drunk, just less shitty. Sometimes I black out or lose my balance but that's the only way I know that I'm drunk.

>>10019736
My first whiskey was old thompson, and i think that's why i'm such a pussy when it comes to whiskey

>>10019751
this

your tolerance is just amped up right now. thats all it ever is.

>>10017191
>>10017191
Some girl who I don't know on facebook killed herself a few days ago
Apparently she worked at disney
I don't know anything about her. I assume she was sad.
I wonder what her last thoughts were. I wonder why she decided to end it all. We all get there eventually, but why the urgency?
I wonder if she would want people she barely knew using her as some sort of narcissistic ego boost.
I think some people love tragedy. They live on the grit and nastiness. It helps them to separate themselves from the sodium in their veins and the electricity in their brain.

Imagine killing yourself to escape just so you are permanently cemented as a stepping stone for other empty egos.

Is there any honor left in death?

>>10019814
not gonna lie, your post was really rambling and schizoid and i couldn't follow it one bit

>>10019830
eh it's just a dumb poem i wrote.

i also made that image lol. glad it's catching on.

>>10019834
you really made it? dude i laughed my ass off when i first saw it, literally had tears in my eyes, thanks again

i don't know why it got me so good, i guess cuz it's me

>>10017191
Alcoholic for 10+ years
Drank heaps before that too but didn’t need daily
I am just now having a really bad headache after only 10 bottles of wine this weekend. It’s weird bc I never get bad headaches.

Maybe just need some water before work Monday.

>>10019853
haha no prob man. Glad you enjoyed it. We have all been that wojalck at some point. Hope your night is going well. I've had quite a bit of gin tonight.

>>10019857
Once you get into a serious drinking habit the hangovers disappear and the withdrawals start showing their head. You're in much deeper than me, but if I'm on a bender I wake up feeling bleh but otherwise okay. If I do anytime sober and then start drinking again the next day is always total shit.

Yo going to good friends house haven’t hung out with in years to watch football game what is the amount of drinks I should have before to kill nerves and be fun without seeming to drunk

>>10019874
no way to know without knowing ur weight and tolerance
i guess drink until u get that first wave of "happiness" as we alkies call it and then lay off

>>10019874
I always think I pregame appropriately to seem sober but then I usually continue to drink wherever I'm going and end up sloshed.

If you're an alc you can't trust anything you tell yourself that has to do with drinking unfortunately.

>>10019883
6’0 200 lbs usually drink about 16 miller lites to get f up ed and pass out

>>10019888
ok so have like 4 or 5 miller lites before i guess, gives u a margin of like 3 or 4 more to have at the event, which is borderline normie-tier

>>10019888
drink a sixer before you go. will give you enough social lubrication without appearing drunk.

Nothing cozier than drinking some beer and watching youtube vids before a night out.

>>10019857
10 bottles of red wine would give most people a headache. im assuming its red. ever hear of congeners

>>10019857
>>10019921
I will never understand wine alcs. There are few things worse on this earth than a wine hangover.

>>10019894
Problem being once u get to like 3 they go down quicker till 6 where they start going down like water and by 10 or so your ahittys

>>10019814
I love how when someone dies, all these people come out of the woodwork on facebook to post on the person's wall, post the only pic they ever had with that person, and ramble about how they were a good person and their smile lit up the whole room and shit.
It legitimately makes me seethe seeing the virtue signalling that results from someone's death.
When I die, I hope nobody knows about it.
Although I ain't had a facebook in 3ish years
>>10019830
That pic is pretty hilarious

>>10019921
>>10019927
Not the guy you're responding to, but sounds like switching from beer to wine was a bad idea?

Is there anything better than drinking and a fat dip

I told myself I wouldnt be like my father.

>usually drink about 16 miller lites to get f up ed and pass out

>>10020072
How do you manage fitting all that in your stomach? Best I've done in a night is 12 due to the volume

>>10017191
>binging on beer
What a fucking pleb alcoholic.

>>10020091
its not plebeian its just gross and impractical

>>10019921
>>10019927
>>10019868

I took some strong meds so headache is 90% better.
Wine is shit I agree but at 12% and $4 per bottle for what I drink it’s best value considering my situation. Also spirits mess with my stomach too much, whereas wine, as shit tier as it is, usually allows me to function at work the next day.
Also I never suffer from ‘wine dick’ asi do whiskey dik.
I really need to go to AA. I like to think that after the first visit I’d actually be able to break the habit.

>tfw woke up still stumbling drunk
>Family lunch in three hours

I fucking hate myself

>house is a mess
>break up with 2 year gf after a fight
>get a hammer and smash all her shit
>start playing some Witch-house/Crystal Castles really loud
>few hours later get a noise complaint
>door's banging
>righto let's get this sorted then
>open the door
>just as I pull down the handle I see my hands and the bottom of my wifebeater (white singlet)
>covered in blood and cuts
>fug
>"Good evening Sir we've received a noise c--"
>we stand there for a few seconds
>"Mind if we come in?"
>I say sure, like a drunken idiot
>they have a look at all the smashed photo frames in the living room
>all the blood on the floor from my hands and feet
>they start asking me questions
>that's all I remember
I woke up the next day on my couch with crusted hands and a bit of a headache. They didn't leave any paperwork on my kitchen bench so I'm not sure wtf ended up happening. Any of you lads play Diablo?

1.75l boi here. I picked my brother up from the airport and got loaded down with SpaceX swag, and I greeted him with a yeungling (that’s his favorite beer, he’s a casual/ they don’t sell that out west). I’m having a pretty phenomenal time with family, but my lease lapses in about a week and a half.
>gf and I procrasterbated
>might be fucked
>probably better to rent a storage unit for a month and find a nice place than to get stuck in a shitty lease out of desperation
>I’m a handle deep after throwing a party for my brother (feelsgood.jpg)
>got me some whataburger
Things are going ok
~technically I’m homeless-

>>10020220
Wrong fucking photo, my bad. I’m dump.

I didn't cry when my gf of 4 years left me

I didn't cry when my grandfather died

I only cry when i'm drunk and listen to music like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYUgGs9IStY

>>10020199
This is pretty hilarious. I bet this happened:
>Cops open the door and see you covered in blood
>Ask what's happening
>You tell them it's your blood and you'll bleed everywhere if you want to
>Cops take a look around to make sure you ain't murdered anyone
>Everything looks okay
>turned the music down for you and left

if evens i try to open the otehr bottle of wine tonight

also whats the best way to open a wine bottle with no opener, carved up the cork with aknife last time then shoved it into the bottle and i was drinking little pieces of cork all fucking night long

>>10020235
That's probably what happened. When I woke up my TV and stereo were on but the sound was muted.

>>10020220
>homeless
I've been there. Moved to a new city with my ex, she kicked me out because of money, then I had to work in a fucking warehouse that was being run like it was 1870. The dude didn't believe in electricity and would only light the place with oil lanterns.

>>10020249
I've just poked it through with something that isn't a knife. then the cork stays whole
>>10020254
Did you bleed on anything irreplaceable?

>>10020249
Last time I drank corked wine was a few years ago. I had no corkscrew so, like you, I used a knife to butcher that bitch. I strained it afterwards using a mesh.

>>10020268
Nope. Blood on the fridge (?) and on the floor. Must've cut my hand mid-autistic-frenzy with the hammer and flung blood everywhere.

>>10020283
Only ever bled twice while drunk.
>One time I hit my head on a picnic table and bled everywhere. looked like fuckin HHH during wrestlemania 20
>Another time I must have fallen and cracked my head on the (cement) floor because i was laying in a tiny pool of blood. Like half dollar size

>>10020268
yeah so obviously im opening it regardless right

but yeah i tried pushing it in with aN ALLEN WRENCH AND THAT WAS TOO NARROW I POKJED A FUCKING HOLE IN IT ah jeez caps lock agaibn

>>10020371
i just sprayed pinot grigio all over mysefl and my room but i got it, not cork chunks even i think

I can't remember what being sober feels like

>tfw drunk and unemployed
>tfw trying to get re-employed but shit resume

im just a kid and i can feel the alcohol depndency coming on more and more as i get older. at what point do you realize that you have a genuine problem and how can i break away from this nonsense before its too late

>>10020329
While drunk I have broken my arm jumping over a bush to find a 2 meter drop onto concrete on the other side, broken a wrist punching car windows (first two broke but third wrecked me) and broke my nose in a fight I was kicking ass in but he pulled off a lucky hay maker.

Fun times.

>>10020416
Don't drink if you're a kid. It will irreversibly fuckup up your brain while it is developing.

>>10019631
runescape lol. I've become completely addicted in the last year and it's helping me drink a lot less

>>10020514
Me too. I pk dharoks sets on osrs and sell them for booze.

>>10020434
earlier this week I blacked out. I said "i can fly" and jumped down my staircase. woke up feeling sore thinking nothing of it, get upstairs and anon tells me what I did. first time blacking out and I feel like a retard for doing it.

>>10020514
i was addicted to that for years. Its the reason i consider video games a vice about on par with smoking weed

>>10019631
Diablo and ginger beer.

>>10017818
You still breathing air over there man?

Power just went out locally. I live on a street filled with whores and dog shit. Should come as no surprise.

I've been doing a lot better these last several months.

>Changed to mostly paleo diet, cutting out all the junk food
>Took up walking to work
>Visiting family more
>Joining some forums for my interests as a distraction

I've cut my drinking in half roughly. I can cope with drinking a few litres of beer and not wanting more to get wasted.

Pic related, nothing comfier playing my favourite vidya game drinking hot chocolate while it snows outside.

>>10017191
I've drank 7 times so far in January, tonight will be the 8th. It's more than I drank thus far in either November or December I think, but I'm recovering from the intense celebrations of the holidays so all in all it could be worse. Did a fuckload of editing today for one of the books I had self-published, only a few pages left, then I'll work on a sequel to it. Also got some programs soon to start to help me get back to work so I can actually contribute to society while pursuing my writing career on the side which, I'm proud to say, is indeed making me some money every month. Being on welfare makes me feel like a disgusting leech, considering how pro-capitalist I am, but I'll get back on my feet in time. At least I'm still making some money via writing so I AM contributing some taxes to the Government even though I'm taking out far more than I'm putting in.

>>10017191
On day 46 of sobriety, day 15 no fap, still smoking cigarettes but still haven't had that force of will power to commit to quitting.

I feel quite a bit clearer of mind, getting quality sleep on a regular schedule (11 pm - 7 am), starting /fit/ Monday

Was thinking about doing the patch for the first couple of weeks.

>>10020976
Hey Anon, good to hear someone else is improving. I find eating a lot of food helps a lot with cravings and I'm working on software in my freetime to help advance my career.

>>10021006
Thanks for the heads-up on eating, but I find just doing my darnedest to keep my mind occupied to be the best bet. Once around 6-7PM comes around and I know that even if I DO drink that I'll fall asleep way too soon to fully enjoy it, it becomes much easier to go the rest of the day without drinking. Glad to hear the software stuff is going well, I'm planning to buy a new computer soon for a low price so have for the first time in my life been looking into computer specs. Here's what I got, they're probably laughably low or at best, utterly unremarkable.

Processor: 3-4GHz
Memory: 6-8GB of ram or more (up to 16GB ram)
Graphics: GTX460-760 or more
or ATI Radeon HF 5850 at the very least
or AMD R9 270X
DirectX11
64bit Operating System
Preferably at least 100GB storage at minimum

Aiming for a desktop, budget as of mid-February will be around $400, getting a factory-refurbished example is perfectly acceptable.

>>10021033
How does Intel HD 4600 compare with those?

>>10019631
>shows
>movies
>vidya
>shitposting
>creeping the skreets at night in black clothes like a ghost
>fap
>read
>household chores and podcasts

basically what normies do, except for the walking

>haven't been drunk in months
>had a shit day and decide to get a six pack of Irish Death to end it
>drink four cans in about an hour
>don't feel a thing
What the fuck it used to only take like two for me to get drunk.

>>10021199
It'll probably hit you all at once, anon.

>>10021213
This happened seven hours ago.

>>10021199
It's called tolerance.

The drugs work, until they don't anon.

>>10021199
Same here. I drank 11 cans of lager two nights ago and I could only get cranky and sleepy. Drinking used to be fun.

>tfw made a quart of scotch last three days

feels smug as fug to drink moderately lads

>tfw made a litre of scotch last three days

feels smug as fug to drink moderately lads

GENTLEMEN

https://youtube.com/watch?v=TRcsfDi6aKY

This is sad, I decided I could trust myself with hard liqour again.
>buy self 1.75L of el cheapo vodka
>cant remember most of last night
>Apparently invited people over
>they show up
>find me cuddling a box of orange juice and a handle of vodka
>all the while half naked and laying on my back porch.

I'm not even embarassed. I'm just glad they got me out of the cold.

>>10021479
>trust yourself with hard liquor
>go straight to bottom shelf handles of vodka

you could've at least fooled yourself with a fifth of whisky and something about flavour or something

>>10021354
F R I D G E
R
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G
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where my lads at?
you niggers still alive?

>>10021653
ye

Moderation is key

>>10021659
that’s wassup
>>10021661
thats why i only drink every day

The most I hate about alcoholism is that I skip gym - I have a subscription but I hardly ever show up, especially now when it's later half of winter

I am testing something called Golden Arms whisky next week, ordered two bottles with my beer from Germany.

>>10021674
poor rato needs a onesie or something

>>10021674
>french whisky

this offends my intuitions and expectations in a way that japanese or even german whisky does not

>>10021674
Normies don't use alcohol as an excuse to not use their gym subscription, just laziness.

Love this shit, can't beat it for the price

>>10021863
bueno
only thing i find weird is the 40s are in glass, you'd think plastic would be cheaper. royal reserve has 40s in plastic that are a couple bucks more.
also hate the glass for the clinking it makes

>>10021863
I've lived in Alberta, agreed, awesome deal. Tastes pretty good too. Lamb's Navy was always my go-to however, God-tier rum. Captain Morgan Dark is good as well. Captain Morgan Deluxe Dark is fantastic and the bottle is fucking cool.

Hospital wifi was a mistake.

>>10021927
are you in the hospital, anon?

>>10021950
Yeah. I've been here for 3 days while they treat and monitor my pancreatitis I was recently diagnosed with.

At least I have a TV I guess. Nothing like watching a 6+ hour marathon of Triple D until 3 a.m.

>>10021966
Is that al/ck/ related or just incidental?

>>10021983
Its al/ck/ related unfortunately. I was throwing up blood and shit before I bit the bullet and came here. It was an awful first couple days. My body was rejecting alcohol hardcore.

I'm on keto and I have the fucking sunday scaries, need to taper but I just can't stomach anymore gin.

Maybe i'll try some michelob ultra. That has like 2 carbs.

>>10018699
the liver is incapable of feeling pain

>>10021927
>spent over 30 days in the hospital after getting a staph infection probably related to drinking
>spent entire time streaming movies on the wifi
I would have killed myself without it tbqh

>>10022064
It can swell and press on organs that do have sensory neurons. If he's just 21 sorta doubt that tho.

>>10022079
The wifi at my hospital is just so goddamn bad, especially at this time of day.

>>10018241
I did it by dilution. I was doing like a 2:1 or 1:1 mix of water to whiskey, and would sip on that. Eventually I started enjoying the flavor enough that I started making it more concentrated. I still prefer a little water added. I also like it cold as fuck.

>>10018699
You can't trust the location of the pain for something like this. It could be any number of things actually causing the pain even if it feels like it's in that one specific spot.
Hell, could "just" be heartburn.
If you're actually worried about it you should see a doctor and have some real tests done. Ultrasound, X-rays, maybe endoscopy.
I had all three done about ten years ago because of something I perceived to be crippling pain in the liver/gallbladder. It turned out to be psychosomatic and caused entirely by stress. Go figure.

What you should NOT do is rely on anyone on 4chan, me included, to diagnose you.

>>10022111
>can't trust location
True, 'referred pain' is a thing. The source can very often be far from the signal you feel.

>>10022102
So just dilute it until I stop being a pussy?
Does mixing it not work the same?

good afternoon gentlemen. First time on al/ck/ this year. I come to share my story.

I've posted a bunch of this before but basically my wife wants to have a kid and is super tired of me being a drunk all the time (even though shes also an al/ck/holic).

So I put forth a plan in mid November thats basically a taper schedule that had us both at a place we could reasonably quit drinking hardcore around the first of the year. When you're downing 4+ handles a week take it easy tapering.

So the first of the year rolled around and we're doing decent, only had a couple slipups but of the most part we're both off daily drinking and doing fairly well. I've really been struggling with boredom and anxiety but I'm playing more video games, watching more TV, posting more on forums and thats mostly filled the void of shit posting randomly and reading shit I dont remember drunk.

Hope you all are well, I'll update in the coming weeks.

>>10022237
I wish you the best, but just remember you're always a drunk and we are great at rationalizing our actions to ourselfs.

>>10021741

I'll workout drunk then.

>>10022236
Lol, it's more about getting accustomed to the flavors. You can mix too, I'd suggest lemonade honestly, but if you want to like whiskey itself, water doesn't mask anything like lemonade does.

You'll also have to play with different brands/styles, I've had whiskey I hated before.

Who here /StillOutOfAlcoholAndCan'tGoOutToBuyItWithoutLookingSuspiciousToLovedOnesWhoWantYouSober/
>>10022315
I'd really like to like whiskey so I'll keep trying. Just kinda have had bad experiences with it for the last 10 years haha. Last time I drank it, I pounded a whole bottle of Jack and called my ex asking about her mom

Anyone else here constantly worrying about their health? I had bloodwork done a month ago and it was fine, but i think my bloodpressure is shit.I want to live a long life, but i'm either terrified or bored to tears sober.

>>10022474
Yeah man, I'm NAFLD bro from last thread if you've been here a while. Liver levels were off the charts like 2 years ago, and I've just been ignoring it

Quick guys, I'm at the store and I'm too painfully autistic to ask someone here. Corn or Rye whiskey for Manhattans? I've got half a bottle of Kentucky Bourbon at home but I can pick up another bottle I guess.

>>10022474
Thought the whole point was to die faster. Why I started. I'unno, man.

>>10022587
Idk man i like life, but i'm just so uncomfortable in my own skin. I feel so empty all the time. Like i don't even exist.

>>10022595
>Idk man i like life, but i'm just so uncomfortable in my own skin. I feel so empty all the time. Like i don't even exist.
Lack if faith, try a religion and commit to the essence of it, you will feel reinvigorated. You need a tether for a EVA, your being is not tethered, grab one and tether yourself. Also you need to fulfill your wants first, make yourself something you are comfortable with. Dont fall for the subtle tyranny of liberal hedonism.

>>10022587
>>10022595
>>10022617
Jesus, I see you guys are busy having an existential crisis. I'll show myself out, forget I asked.

>look at bank statement
>spent 300 dollars on alcohol in just over a week
gotta love canada!

>>10019631
I got a pupper

>>10022634
>boogeyman here (badumtiss)
Not really a crisis. Just have never enjoyed life. Probably won't. I can have a superficial good moment like a laugh, an exciting moment, or relaxing. Passing the time basically. I don't understand shit like love. I feel like it's the lie people sell themselves to bury their disgust. I've tried loving. It's some weird feeling you can manipulate yourself into having like all the rest of them. I feel like I operate mostly on reflex after trying to manipulate emotions to suit the situation long enough. Don't get me wrong, I believe in God, but Christianity is not my cup of tea. Under my cloak I kill the king and all that shit. Don't have it in me. Me existence is like flopping down onto some asphalt and being slowly dragged across it until all you can see is an endless pulp smear. Not trying to be an edgy snowflake. One way of putting it is that I'm a walking, talking puddle of shit crafted by reacting to things like a ripple in the toilet of existence. I know I can do great things because I tend to excel at most things I do. But that doesn't matter because it's gotten me nowhere but one step closer to self discovery and viewing everything as shit. Even the people I really get along with and know me better than most, I make a point to tell them I hate them too, but they pass the time. I get shitfaced or don't and make pretend we're friends even though they know. The girls that flirt with me? I flirt back. Fuck them, but not literally. So tedious. They're mostly not even ugly. I'm actually just this much of a piece of shit. This whole post is super edgy and gay. Damn. I wish it wasn't. Maybe I'm just an edgy faggot who hates edgy faggots.

>>10022721
That's 10 litres of vodka here in BritBong land.

>>10022761
probably about the same here maybe a bit more

Jesus Christ I got so fucking drunk last night, i feel like I'm going to fucking die
Every time i do stupid shit like this I always try to remember bukowski and feel better about myself, but at least he got lots of pussy and I'm just a fucking loser

>>10021558
I knew what I was getting into.
I should have just bought a fifth of middle-tier bourbon
But I fucked up and bought a 24 case of malt liquor , 7 fourlokos and a handle of bottom shelf likka.
Now I am feelin the effects.
I have just a splash left in the handle, 1 fourloko left and 4-7 8% malt likka beers left.
This is just in 24 hours.
Damnit I feel weird and my house is partially a wreck.

>>10022849
Damn son. What are 4lokos like these days? I haven't had one since like 2011 when they stopped being caffeinated

>>10022756
>existence is like flopping down onto some asphalt and being slowly dragged across it until all you can see is an endless pulp smear

oooof

I sort of feel the same way, minus the whole friends and love thing. i feel like a bag of meat dragged to and fro by my brains wiring.

>>10022849
Jeez, all that in 24 hours? Just one of those three selections would have put me out for the night.

>>10020249
>>10020249
To open wine without a corkscrew, get a wood screw and twist it down into the cork about half way with a screwdriver. Then use pliers to wiggle the cork and pull it out clean

>he uses a mixer/chaser
>he can't chug bottom shelf vodka by itself

fucking toddlers

>run out of alc
>start draining the expensive reservoir
>get the idea of checking your balance
>realize you've got 150 bucks left to spend on alc
>FeelsFuckingGoodMan this month is ending allright

>>10023127
w-what about rent anon

>>10023227
im in that funny spot where i ilve with my parents cuz i just graduated HS and am waiting till uni starts
gotta write some applications first though, hope i find work so i can drink more

>>10023227
>>10023236
fucking end me desu i just want to be dead forever

>>10020249
>>10023049
Yeah, that's the best way. Another trick is to take your shoe (best sneakers or something like that, avoid trying it with high heels) and place the bottle into the heel upright. Then use the bottle that's wearing the shoe and hit it against a wall quite a few times. The shoe makes sure the bottle doesn't break and the inertia slowly forces the cork out. After a while the cork slowly comes out and you can pull it out with your teeth.

>>10023236
but you are bab. how buy booze?

>>10023108
This, but unironically.

>>10023049
i never have that shit on, what i do is take a screwdriver and bang it into the cork like a chisel with a hammer until the cork falls into the wine bottle
don't miss those days

>>10022756
Damn. I hope you feel better, seems like you have nowhere to go but up from there.

>>10022756
Get yourself some booze and a copy of No Longer Human, it's a fun time.

>>10023607
great book

>>10022924
Four lokos in TN are 2 for 5$ and are 10%
Four lokos in AL are 2 for 6$ but they are 12%

>>10022956
Well maybe it's been 36 or 48 im not sure.
I have lost track of what day and time it is.
I have gnomed myself pretty hard again so I hope It doesnt come back to bite me.
Although
>my phone is missing
>my tv remote is gone
>I found half my clothes scattered throughout the house.
>there is a puddle of vomit just resting in the kitchen floor (just cleaned it up)
>missing like 4 tv dinners
>all my ground beef is gone too

I could go on and on about all the weird shit im noticing around the house.
Lesson to everyone, do not combine bottom shelf vodka with four lokos and natty daddys.

>>10022237
gj dude. happy for anyone doing better. alcoholism is hell.

>>10022237
I'm supportin ya man.
Taper slow and use the lightest beer you can find
Make sure it is under 5.1%
Any higher and you run the risk of it not working.
First week of the taper will be hell on earth but the rewards are wonderful.

Hell I just got done tapering and my bloodpressure was down and I could sleep again.
Then I relapsed and now im caught up in a cycle of gnomes.
It only took me 7-10 days to taper, not too long to be fair.
At your rate I believe you can do it in 14-28 days easily.
This is your month, make it happen.

When you guys flatuate, or defecate does it ever smell like death? just pure rot?

I'm doing ok-ish, going to meetings and basically being OK between episodes. I'm doing ok I'm sure. Goddamn please I think I'm ok.

>>10024040
Sometimes, when I'm not eating properly.
It smells like embarrassment to be honest.

>>10024040
yeah smells like the apocalypse, just another sign we're literally poisoning ourselves with the shittest of shit-tier drugs

oh well

>>10024095
>>10024106
I feel like my body odor has even began to take on the stench. It did not use to smell that way.

i am not drink

>>10024182
My groin starts to get a disasterous stench to it.
Why? Even with a soap n water shower, the smell doesnt go away.
Someone like 10 threads ago told me that we have all sorts of glands that excrete smells down there.
It's embarassing

>>10024245
hey that was me who told you that
yeah my taint smells like a dead cow got thrown into an old bread factory when im on a bender

>>10017191
What's a good substitute for lime (no lemons)

I actually couldn't find any in local supermarket today for some reason

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2s3iGpDqQpQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2s3iGpDqQpQ
that stuff was always concerned with horrible dramas


I always wanted to get out of all that. some of us wanted to get out

>>10024271

some of us wanted to get away

>>10024268
just drink your vodka neat you faggot

>>10024259
Oh okay, thanks for that info back then.
Yeah I'm just glad mine hasnt turned into that yet.
It just smells weird.
although when im on a 2-3 week bender, it smells absolutely indescribably bad.

>>10024268
>what are kiwis
You're welcome.

>>10024268
Are you fucking stupid or something?

Look either this isn’t the thread for you, or I myself am in the wrong place.
Your drink isn’t properly flavoured? Poor fucking darling.
Yeah ok I need to find a new community.
I hope you one day experience alcoholism. I hope you die in fucking agony.

>>10024472
wtf i hate limes now

>>10024472
If you think being an alcoholic is super dark and edgy and we all need to be sad all the time and talk about chugging vodka STRAIGHT because we HATE OURSELVES then yeah, you're in the wrong place.

Oh no, made a vodka tonic before I finished the fifth, I must not be a real alcoholic like you anon. Let me enjoy my goddamn escapism in peace.

>>10024472
You sound edgier than my wall of edgy shit just higher up.

>>10024513
i didnt realize don draper suffers from the dreaded Asian Flush

>>10024472

You are the reason faggots come into our comfy boozeruins and shit up the place calling us losers.

>>10024472
kindly fellate livestock

>>10024472
Bruh. Look at this dude

Jesus fucking christ I can't eat nor drink anything or else I end up puking
Currently trying to better my situation by drinking but it just doesn't stay down

Gimme advice fellow alcohols

>>10024924
ok Mr Lahey you had enough to drink, let's wrap it up, you're drunk.

>>10024940
no I'm not drunk
I have a hangover and I want to get drunk but can't
the shakes are fucking killing me

>>10023296
>go to store
>pick up booze
>go to clerk
>pay
im a regular at a small store so they stopped asking for IDs after like two times

>>10024942
thats not a hangover its withdrawals. if you cant keep alcohol down to settle down your withdrawals you are in big trouble. might have to bite the bullet and get to the ER.

>>10024703
>boozeruins

stealing this for a band name

>>10024950
I've only drunk for like one month tho, never been much of a rock bottomer, but last night I drank so fucking much it gave me a nightmarish day

Also I can eat but can't drink any liquid, not only alcohol

>>10024924
I'm in the same position at the moment. Shit sucks.

>>10024969
just try to drink enough, however slowly, to stop the shakes. if you can keep the shakes away you wont get a seizure. if you can accomplish this at home thats great. dont stay drunk for more than 2 or 3 days in a row if you can help it. thats how people end up with life threatening withdrawals.

Why have my hangovers gotten worse? After binges I feel like I need more sleep and my symptoms are way worse. My heart was beating like crazy and I couldn't stop shaking when I was trying to sleep. I don't drink everyday either.

>>10024974
Currently timid sipping vodka, an hour has passed and I'm feeling better, damn shakes are no joke mate

>>10024975
that was my plan, however, I don't know why I feel like this if I haven't drunk for a long time, so I have to call it a hangover, but a fucked up one

>>10024995
you said you have been drunk for a month. thats plenty of time to develop a huge tolerance and get withdrawals.

>>10024978
shakes are withdrawal symptoms, not hangover symptoms, so is high blood pressure and fast pulse. a drink would help lower that stuff. drink it slow, too.

>>10025003
when I was 14 I would have shakes and high heart rate even tho I only got fucked up drunk like once every six months, so making that difference is quite inexact

>>10024268
Lime juice, which you'll find near the baking aisle.

It's a liquid, yeah, but it's what you'll need.

>>10025013
>when I was 14

slav?

drinking my last bottle of wine tonight before i try to go on a serious break, at least a few weeks. i dismantled my entire alarm clock looking for a sizeable screw i could drive into the cork then pull the cork out with the back of a claw hammer cuz i dont have an opener, which didnt work, then i frantically ripped out a larger screw from my desk and drove it in only for it to rip through the cork on the way out, not opening the bottle, then i took a knife and stabbed at it over and over again until somehow i finally managed to pop it out without any little chunks of the cork getting in the drink. i think this has been a wakeup call

>>10025226
hopefully it is a wakeup call for you. ive heard of people breaking the top of the bottle off then pouring the liquid through coffee filters.

>>10025237
i hope so, ive actually done this like 4 times before and i still havent even bothered to get an actual opener. this is the last bottle of wine in the house, i hope i can stave it off a decent while to the point where i can start feeling better. the last two times i got millions of chunks of cork in my wine and i just drank them with the wine.

>>10025226
Jesus christ what's with all the winos without corkscrews in these threads the last few days

>>10025226
Did you eventually manage to get a drink?

>buying wine
>buying wine when you dont have a corkscrew

>>10025282
Maybe he's that 14yo kid from before and stole his parents' wine

>>10025282
All wine sold in my country has those screw caps on them. Unless it's cask wine then it has that little pressure nozzle.

Any aussie al/ck/s ITT? How do you get by?

is getting white hair related to alcohol consumption? I'm 22 but I have the hair of an old witch

>>10025432
never heard that it is. you prolly got punked while passed out

>>10025432
I'm 25 and my head is covered in probably 60% grey hairs. Started binge drinking when I was 18.

>>10020991
gj dude. thats a decent stretch

>>10020887
nice!

>>10025447
do you also smoke and drink lots of coffee? I'm actually worried than this could be a sign of something more fucked up than plain alcoholism (like hormonal problems)

>>10025471
I drink coffee like it's water, and tea as well - I fucking love tea, but I don't smoke any more. I vape instead for my nicotine hit. I know it's as gay as hell but I'd rather vape than punch back fags.

Drank yesterday.
Due to anxiety drinking this morning.
I like the slowness from a huge pack of 4.4% ABV beers.
Keeps the anxiety at bay for a bit longer.

>>10025568
beer is just better for alcoholics, other than the calories. helps you stay more hydrated for one thing. also you never truly reach that blackout crazy level.

>>10025572
I feel like I have an oral fixation or something. If I have a drink in front of me, I unconsciously pound it. Even water, soda, juice, alcohol, whatever

>>10025581
>>10025581
i guess its no coincidence that youre on the food and cooking board as well

>>10025557
>fags
I know it means cigarette where your from. but not where I'm from, it sounds fucking hilarious.

>>10025572
pretty much this
if you haven't fallen for the AA Meme, stick to beer, it won't let you get super fucked up and it always have this bro-vibe all over it

>>10025581
please be in detroit

>hard decisions make life easy, easy decisions make life hard
There must be a word to dispute this logical fuckery.

>>10025705
no. wat

>>10025714
hard drugs make life easy, easy drugs make life hard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVESt_27vnA

Hey lads, I'm sober as a bone right now and I'm hearing whispers. Like hallucinatory or some shit. Am I going schizo?

>>10017191
I can't believe how drunk I got last night on just 230ml of ethanol, I think my tolerance has been decreasing... AWESOME! It's early in the morning and I'm still feeling it, I think the marks on my shot glasses are incorrect; I have to pour a little bit higher than the marks as shown. Had a 375ml flask of 57.1% rum, resulted in precisely 13.5oz, which seems about right. I think normally with how I used to pour shots it would have come out to 14.5-15oz which would have been inaccurate. Had a can of muscles in sunflower oil last night and it was FUCKING delicious. Got some mother fuckin' crackers, spread some mother fuckin' mayo on them bitches, gave em a mother fuckin' muscle, and WEW LAD! Taste buds are still dancin'! DEFINITELY not going to have trouble remaining sober today and I don't think tomorrow will be difficult either. Next time I drink should be Wednesday or Thursday at the soonest, or by some miracle I'd LOVE to hold off until Friday if possible. Remaining sober through Monday-Thursday makes me feel normal.

I got my beer package from Germany but I broke my goddamn carry-wagon on the way, now I have to buy a new one, fuck.

The beer is surprisingly good for stock bulk lager. That Golden Arms whisky is an alright bargain for a french blended - but it won't best anything from britain, or even US bourbons

Good purchase for 17 euros per case

>>10022111
when I have pain (or discomfort, rather) in that area it's usually just bad gas

>>10026101

Not carry-wagon but a foldable sack-truck, the ones you tilt to a 45 degree angle and drag

>>10025900
How long have you been sober? How much do you usually drink? I've finally figured out that after years of drinking that I have borderline personality disorder.

>>10025768
based Nige

why is that drunk fuck Juncker still tolerated?

>>10026091

>>10022474

liver levels were high, stopped boozing back in 2016, into 2017
got back to normal, drank once, twice a week through second half of 2017
had flu like symptoms for last month and dropped load of weight, bad aches in places
been to gp just now and after some quick tests docs order full blood work and a chest ray

hmm.

After years of being an exclusively beer drinker I have discovered that I quite like the taste of Jameson. I can't tell but this will quite possibly turn for the worst. Maybe if I ween off the beer or something.

Can't sleep. Trying to dry out after a long weekend, my stomach feels pickled. I'm gonna need some alcohol but its not even 9am yet.

>>10026997
Jameson is pretty good but I eventually turned to bourbon. Seriously though the Hard-A brings a whole new level of degeneracy.

>>10026112
I've been sober for like 5 days atm. But the longest sober period I've had was like 3 months. For the last month, been drinking like 4 days a week like half a 5th of vodka or gin

i keep trying to make a new thread but the submit button won't do shit

>>10027404
4chan is kinda fucked atm

>>10027415
how, why?

>>10027465
i dunno ask hiroshima why we can't post pics and sometimes can't even post at all
not the first time this has happened wont be the last

>>10026158
Pardon the profanity.

>>10027260
two fifths of liquor/week doesn't really seem like enough to cause DTs in my unprofessional opinion

>>10026091
good for you, anon. i'm drinking a lil bit this afternoon then hope to remain sober tuesday through thursday.

problem is, i'll still have liquor around.

>>10027549
I've ALWAYS got liquor; being completely out of liquor makes me feel more on-edge, makes me think about alcohol more. I guess it's just willpower that helps me to not go grab it. As I speak I have enough booze to get me drunk twice, and if I space it out enough, that might take care of me until February 1st. Considering how many years I got drunk off of straight liquor daily, I'm doing pretty damn good. I wish you luck in cutting down as well, it ain't easy but in terms of health and money I'm sure it's well worth it. Honestly, I'm not above getting drunk off mouth wash from time to time. If I was cutting down JUST to save money and didn't care about my health then I'd probably just substitute proper drinking alcohol with mouth wash. As it happens, the one and only time I got drunk off mouthwash was back in 2016. Pretty harsh, but it got the job done.

>>10020230
I've never had a gf. Cried about it plenty of times.
Grandpa died and I cried about it even though we weren't that close.
Listen to old music and cry in a similar vein to you.
Cry when I wake in the morning occasionally, cry during the day sometimes.
I mean I can pretty whenever but I have to be pretty drunk first. I drink everyday. I'm 28, no job, no prospects.

>>10027583
*can pretty much cry whenever

New thread >>10027875

>>10025267
Money spent on corkscrews is money that could have been spent on more wine. I've been using my bike air pump to open bottles recently.