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Anonymous Sat Jan 20 18:56:05 2018 No.10018254 [Reply] [Original]

Those people who sell girl scout cookies in front of stores are pushy as phuck

Walked by today, they were all saying girl scout cookies for sale loud as phuck. nod my head no, they scream and point sir why dont you want any until I walked away. I think i was cookie shamed

How can you deal with these people?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 18:57:17 2018 No.10018261 whip out your cock and let them laugh at your tiny pecker, boom there ya go

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 18:58:25 2018 No.10018265 try punching one, they are children so logically you should be able to fight at least 6-7 of them at one time and still come out the victor

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 18:59:32 2018 No.10018272 >>10018265 Most have parents with them

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 19:00:20 2018 No.10018276 Why don't they sell fruit instead?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 19:01:42 2018 No.10018287 File: 209 KB, 1280x1280, 1515127005554.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10018254 Tell them you have type two diabetes

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 19:01:54 2018 No.10018289 >>10018276 Look around when you go out, mostly fat fucks, its a bigger demographic

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 19:02:05 2018 No.10018292 Who cares? I've been harrassed into buying cookies too and actually they're pretty good. I have no complaints. It's pretty funny.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 19:03:38 2018 No.10018303 >>10018289 Hey asshole, just because I buy some cookies once every six years or so does not make me a fat fuck. Speak for yourself you discusting sack of shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 19:06:45 2018 No.10018316 File: 459 KB, 1280x720, 1437172472858.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10018303 >being this triggered

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 19:10:45 2018 No.10018337 >>10018316 I buy cookies from time to time, it seems to me as if you're the one that's triggered. Piss off.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 19:12:22 2018 No.10018347 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_XgQhMPeEQ .

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 19:14:04 2018 No.10018360 >>10018254 If they were so rude that they offended you, tell the store manager. He should talk to them about "the rules" or something.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 19:15:43 2018 No.10018372 File: 72 KB, 604x430, 1516262262744.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10018254 >Bullied by literally little girls

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 19:15:54 2018 No.10018375 >>10018360 These will never do that, they're just girl scouts, how can they be offensive? If one doesn't want to buy their stuff all one has to do is say no. This is not complicated.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 19:16:52 2018 No.10018380 >>10018372 They're basic morons getting bullied into buying cookies. hhahahhaahahaha!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 19:20:49 2018 No.10018399 You people are big shots to girl scouts. You're really out there. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEea624OBzM .

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 21:07:42 2018 No.10018837 File: 91 KB, 600x454, 1516041185547.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ignore them, turn 360 degrees, and walk away.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 21:31:29 2018 No.10018940 >>10018399 U wut?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 21:34:58 2018 No.10018956 >work in a bank >allow the girl scouts to sell cookies in that area with the ATMs between the outside and the lobby >bitchy mom keeps coming in and complaining that its too cold in there so fucking leave?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 21:38:12 2018 No.10018974 >>10018254 Give them the middle finger tell them to go bounce on their daddy's dick and walk away. That and stop being a pussy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 21:38:41 2018 No.10018977 >>10018254 Unzip your pants and ask where you can make your deposit. Wear running shoes when doing this tho.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 21:48:23 2018 No.10019010 Just ignore them and walk past. I do this to all of those solicitors unless they're collecting for Veterans.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 21:50:37 2018 No.10019023 >>10018316 >they scream and point sir why dont you want any

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 21:53:19 2018 No.10019034 >>10018254 >nod my head no You mean shake? brainlets baka

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 21:57:54 2018 No.10019048 >>10018289 Where do you live? The Deep South?

Anomynous Sat Jan 20 22:06:34 2018 No.10019072

I tell them no and that I'm good. Never had any go beyond that but usually I just walk quickly with my head down low and try to look like I'm with another patron entering the store. Luckily I'm so creepy I very rarely get asked.

If they ever pressed me I'd just say I don't support their cause, same as when a girl at work asked for my phone number. I asked why and she said just to have it so we could talk or hang out and I told her that I wouldn't like to do that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 22:12:27 2018 No.10019094 >>10019010 Every July 4th week this old as fuck ww2 vet sits in the hot sun outside of the grocery store I always donate to him

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 22:18:06 2018 No.10019120 >>10018254 >phuck Go play in traffic kiddo

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 22:54:53 2018 No.10019270 >>10019072 your contacts must be full of men

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 21 05:38:11 2018 No.10020495 >>10019072 You did the right thing anon. That bitch probably wanted to steal your virginity.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 21 08:37:09 2018 No.10020827 >>10018272 >remember to open carry

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 21 09:57:45 2018 No.10021088 >>10018254 >BADA BING BADA BOOM

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