/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10014950
Nothing, I have to get more. All i've had so far is two of these, which is about 2 cups of coffee caffeine wise plus vitamins and shit. gotta go to the shop to buy more; the Rockstars have been giving me headaches so i've been just buying whatever I can get for 1-1.5 bucks a can, which right now is Monster in a 10 pack for $15.

It's OK, doesn't taste any better than Rpckstar.

>>10014950
your mothers tit

Degenerate idiocy the thread

>>10014950
>We hit bump limit again (not that it's a surprise or anything)
This kills the red bully
>>10015019
Its fucking amazing how mad you losers get

>>10014950
Does anyone else think rockstar tastes like bubble gum?

>>10015056
The original? Definitely.

>>10015045
>it's okay to sip white
Well done

>>10014950
I'll take the Red Bull

>>10015056
>>10015058
All the OG energy drinks got that bubblegummy flavour, it's pretty much what "base" energy drink tastes like going back to Red Bull

I can't think of a better start to the day.

Jesus how can you drink this stuff?

JUst one makes my shits rocket out of my ass in liquid gold form.

I wish you stupid fucking teenaged shills would get perma'd. I understand that you are (desperately) trying to create a meme on 4chan that will eventually break through and take the internet by storm, but it's been, what, a year now? How many monster energy cans have you pasted on to actual memes? How many hours have you spent doing this?

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>>10014950
bran if you don't fuck off with these threads i will post every fucking detail about your life

Summer has come early this year

>>10015390
Dude we just like energy drinks

>>10014950
that stuff is bad for you

>>10015390
it is effective though, I remember needing an energy drink the other day and I reflexively reached for a monster because I see these stupid threads every day, repetition really is a great advertising tool. Then I put it back and bought water instead because I hate these threads too.

Which snacks best compliment sips?

For me it's Monster Assault; the best fastsip energy drink.

>>10014950

>>10015517
>full beetus
not a sip

>>10015517
aaaw yeeaaaah *fist bump* bro!
>>10015513
peanuts in that crispy spicy coat.

>>10015543
how many sips 'til I get gud at tarkov?

>>10015559
too many i'm afraid :(

its all about that 7am sip, lads
whatchu bumpin this gamers saturday?
for me its monster energy ultra violet

>>10015520
Why was he filming this

>>10014950

Yellow sips still in Ireland. Confirmed for a full shelf of them in a Spar on North Earl St, Dublin

>>10015065
>>10015424
>>10015045
Reminder that it's also ok to sip black.

>>10015698
this.
black sips are truly the patrician sip

>>10015701
I remember that day.... The day I tried Monster Energy™ Ultra Black™ for the first time. It has a smooth refreshing crispness to it. My first thought was, "Ah, that familiar black cherry taste from my childhood". But I also detected flavors of currant and black berry, and the slightest hint of bergamot. This is a gentleman's sip, so nuanced in its flavor that I honestly believe only a handful of people will ever pick up on the flavor artistry that Monster Energy™ has subtly delivered on. This drink oozes class and sophistication. It would pair exquisitely with dark chocolate or a steak, but would be equally comfortable next to fish tacos or Cheez Its™ during a road trip. Its flavor profile, so bold and well rounded, is good straight from the can, but picks up a bright crispness when delivered in a glass on the rocks - which I prefer.

Whether in the morning, during a commute (traffic sucks, lol), at work, or just a lazy Sunday, the diverse and inclusive nature of this drink's flavor will perfect an already stellar scene.

I would place this sip, overall, tied with white. Just ahead of of yellow. Purple and orange would come next, followed by red, and in a distant last place blue. Even though I place it tied with white, I don't know if it's an everyday sip like white is. This is a _bellicose_ drink, and I do not use that word lightly. It is BOLD. It demands respect and attention. It feels like an experience; drinking it feels like a special occasion.

Its color is reminiscent of Ultra Violet™, purple sips. But deeper, and a bit red. Its not as pretty as purple sips, nor is it as pretty as a Grenache or Malbec. However, the can is well designed and the back text takes the reader to cherry orchards in mid Summer. Overall the aesthetic is pleasing and delivers on that above average quality of artistry that Monster Energy's™ Ultra™ beverage line is known and trusted for. Good job Monster™. Thank you for my daily sips. I feel very blessed.

This is a paid advertisement shill thread.

You know what you have to do.

>>10015725
>>10015729
>>10015732
now redbullies are bumping our threads?
what is this phenomenon???

>>10015716
it truly is a sip for only special occasion - an experience
thanks for putting this into perfect words

S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 8

>>10015237
its not even open get the fuck out of here

>It is a subversion of contemporary hype culture, applied to a relatively menial and easily accessible low calorie beverage brand that is easily consumed and enjoyed without worrying about the fattening syrups found in most other products of a similar nature. I think the main goal is just to foster a sense of community around those who feel that they need a guilt free pick-me-up every once in a while, those who can't always make it through their day without a little help, and maybe a little chuckle, even a silent, internal one, at an ultimately meaningless, but somehow personal, image related to an energy drink line that we all enjoy.

Which sip is the right sip for your car?

Just got myself a 24 case at the Sams Club senpai, ~$1.20 a can price. I'm totally set for...

Well, two weeks. Ish.

>>10015934
Get cucked by that red tho

>>10015974
I like the red more than the blue

>>10015934
If only you could swap red for orange

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>>10015390
>he's never Unleashed the Beast®

>>10016211
I'd swap blue for black, and red for orange. Or the entire fucking thing for yellows. Fuck it hurts my soul knowing that there are so few left. I'm down to my last two.

>feelsbatman.sip

>>10015460
>being this new but somehow also being aware of summerfags

>>10015496
k mom

>>10015725
>>10015729
>>10015732
>>10015740
ITT: bullcucks helping bump something they don't like

>>10016250
I'm finding them in minimarts. Go downtown in your nearest big city (like 1M+ population), find an area with a bunch of bars, and look for the little minimarts where people go to buy chasers and stuff. Should be one on almost every block if you're in a big enough city and it's the right part of town. I'm finding yellows consistently in places like that. I've found 17 in the last three weeks.

>>10016365
I work in Atlanta (headquarters for coke) and I have tried finding yellows on my lunch breaks at places like you are describing but have had no luck.

My best luck has been at CVS's in the burbs... but I am afraid they are running out.

Is this the kidneystones general?

I think I was in the queue behind one of you sip faggots today.

>>10016498
i'd keep a sacred yellow sip in my pocket too

>>10016498
>Sipping on W A R M S I P
Da fugg is wrong with you...

>>10016551
>Not shopping a sip beside Gondola
What is wrong with you?

>>10016564
>he right
>my bad

Faggots

>>10016576
Wow took you a while bud. Late night?

>>10016491
0 Sugar my guy

who here /3rd 16oz at 7:15/ here

>/sip/ general soundtrack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJAnaqPapWw&index=8&list=PLL0CQjrcN8D1oQrN7NiMb2owjKR5JoNiZ

>>10018362
Just cracked open yellow sip number two. Ran into some yellows last night at am livin large. Never thought I’d have another yellow and now I’m doing two per day.

>been sipping steadily since fall semester and never seen a yellow
I am forever a virgin.

So you think you're a real SIP BOY™? Well how many of you actually own stock in sips?

Heh... That's what I thought...

MK Ultra /sip/

>>10014950
I'm so sad about the yellow sippies

/sip/ is the worst meme.

>>10015237
The manchild breakfast

>>10015716
>>10015741
Unity among sip boys

>>10020839
>That Judas
nice attention to detail

>>10020847
we sip boys take these things very seriously

>>10020390
kek
Faggots

On my way to the gun show boys

>tfw you grab a decently priced ultra white sip at the kiosk before you cross the border back to your non-country
feels good lads

Y'all're insufferable.

>>10014950
sippin' on white
thats about all
peace out

>>10021610
how is a muscle fast?

New /sip/er here, got a monster zero ultra to try. Almost went with the rockstar 2 for $3, but 31g of sugar in each can, no thanks. Enjoying the /sip/ life for now. No memes, really is life changing

Why do people get mad at Sip threads? It's a retarded meme. Just ignore it. They're lowkey funny too.

>>10022434
Welcome to the sip crew

S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 8

>>10022562
And just who the fuck are you?

I had an ultra white sip today
will I die if I have a sugarfree off-brand sip?

daily reminder Red Bull is literally better than Monster and only gluttonous cunts care about the difference in quantity.

>7/11 has 3 16oz sips for $5
>superior rehab sips are 15.5oz and don't count
why is life so cruel

>>10022990
He's our crew chief head S I P B O Y. Can't you tell from the meme?

>>10023282
They should. I always get the deal for rehabs. Also check my Y E L L O W T O P

Where the fuck are my sip boys?

>>10025072
Enjoying a sip while I kill my friends in D&D. What's a good way to introduce a merchant of energizing beverages to the group?

tfw u enjoy ur sips too much and drink one before bed so u can't sleep and fail ur exam

>>10022480
>lowkey funny

>>10015925
Do you live in the bay area?

started sipping at 3:30am after two hours of sleep
SIP to the MAX

>>10023826
>Y E L L O W T O P
rare these days
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>>10026241
sleeps ok, but sips are better

>>10014950
I used to drink energy drinks but now all I use are these. 200mg of caffeine, any flavor of drink I want to wash it down with and no constant pissing. 90 for the price of one or two of your energy drinks.