/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10740699
Why do restaurants do this to burgers? They either stack or make the patty a monstrous size so that you either have to use a knife and fork which will tear the burger to pieces or have it fall apart in your hands and get sauce and grease and crap it all around your mouth trying to take bites, god this infuriates me. Defeats the whole purpose of the burger design if you cant fit the cunt in your mouth and shit gets all over your hands because theres too much shit inside the bun.

>>9579700
Mr. lahey is dead, al/ck/oholism killed him.

>>8608938
>>8608940
FUCKING MEXICANS PUTTING TOO MUCH OF SOMETHING ON SOMETHING DISGUSTING DOESNT MAKE IT GOOD

>>8536382

>>8440822
Thats a burn.

This kid aint reviewin anything "oh da chickens ok didnt make me throw up senpai, creps! let me affect the accent of the older jamaican kids at school cus then i might seem cool bruh famadingdong'

He is literally going around shitty local turkaway shops that all sell the same crap they get from the same companies all cooked the same way because turks know that the only crap poor english people like to eat are kebabs, pizzas, chicken and burgers.

Do you understand what its like to live in a small english town and have no restaurants whatsoever? just kebab shop after kebab shop all selling the exact same fucking stuff? That you have to go somewhere like london or manchester to have a culinary experience that doesnt include greasy crap cooked by greasy turks? I fucking hate this country.

>>8422319
kys seriously