/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>5142691
>7th grade science class
>dissecting fetal pigs
>class is winding down
>look over and see Shanice wrapping up the intestines and random organs in a napkin and placing it in her purse
>whisper what are you doing???
>"I'm taking these home for chitterlings"
I am 30 years old and I can still recall that day as if it was yesterday.

>>4234356
>tfw you're used to big tits and you hook up with a girl with very small boobs for the first time and reach your hands up her shirt

>getting to go or eating at a place where there are no waiters
>use credit card to pay
>there's a slot for tip
>don't write one because no one served me
>feel like a huge asshole
every time