/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I can't wait until autism becomes a capital crime.

>>9236847
>2012
>physically al/ck/
>get withdrawals if I go a few hours without drinking
>work as cook but need more money
>friend who works for hotel chain scores me an interview for graveyard shift desk clerk
>friend knows my drinking habits
>suggests I take Valium for interview so I don't have booze on my breath
>score Valium
DAY OF INTERVIEW
>take valiums all at once
>drink anyway
>world goes black
NEXT DAY
>regain consciousness
>think I missed interview
>FUCK
>roommate says, "Homie, you seemed fine... I drove you to it myself."
>WUT
>call friend
>she mad
>so mad
>begins reading off interviewers notes
>"Arrived clearly intoxicated..."
>"Insisted he had applied for GM position..."
>"Claimed he has 'worked in the hotel business for over 40 years'..."
I was 23 years old at this time.
>"When confronted about being intoxicated, walked out shouting 'You can't afford my services after all'..."
>"Broke office door attempting to exit..."

Friend cold-shouldered me for months after that.

No cheese.

Better question, OP:

Why don't you mind your own god damn business?