/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I don't have a picture, but:

>Tried to make cranberry sauce for thanksgiving
>Recipie calls for half a cup of orange juice and ripe cranberries
>Dump the cranberries in and realise half of them are only half ripe
>dump four cups of orange juice
>Add other ingredients
>crockpot all night
>taste test in the morning to see how much sugar I need
>SOUR AS FUUUK
>dump half a box of brown sugar in
>still too sour
>dump rest of box
>still too sour
>dump a bottle of honey
>and another
>still tart as fuck but bearable
>out of time to try and fix it, have to take it to dinner
>all through dinner no onetouches it because it didn't stay a nice red but turned a weird shade of brown
>looks and has the consistency of diarrea
>have to take it home after dinner and eat it myself
>shits so tart that my mouth hurts with every bite and my stomach is doing flips
>like eating a fucking pineapple when it isn't cut correctly

My mouth still hurts guys