/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13693012
imagine being a tipcuck.

>>13090723
>flunch

>>12943579
>>12943623
imagine dying from eating spaghetti and the coroner tells your parents 'thats a spicy meatball' lmao

>>11479277
Who the fuck is that insecure about food

>walk out with a cart of ingredients and keep the straightest face I can so he doesn't know its a prank
>slap some fucking disgusting dried out ocean weeds on cutting board
>cover it in sticky rice
>put some leftover raw fish in it
>put some cucumber in that bitch
>put some cream cheese in it
>roll it into a big shit log
>slice it into inconveniently sized portions and insist he eat them whole
>serve it with some brackish indian pond water that I put a bunch of salt in
>shit out some horse raddish paste on the plate
>garnish with some cold, soggy, flacid ginger root

Guys this is gonna be such a good prank

>baked potato comes with preportioned amount of chicken and ham on it
>says it very clearly on the menu
>"muh tAteR oNly HaD hAm oN It aNd iT hapPenEd YesTeRdAy"
>wants new one 5 minutes till close
>tfw we closed and all left before he got back up there to the store

>>10581239
>>10581481
>tfw niggers think a made up ethnostate with closed borders written by a jewish writer is real

>move into new apartment
>drain is clogged with decades of grease buildup
>landlord tried to get me to pay for it
>tfw threatened to call the local news station and now I get two months of rent for free just to keep from giving them free publicity

>>10538848
>Decency to rob and sell drugs

>>10446076
>good wholesome places
>without supporting global corruption
You're a funny guy

>>10334535
>heavy
the literal state of soyboys

>>10241729
>wageslave in shitty sandwich shop
>not a single person in side the store but have 10 cars in drive thru lines
>mfw they complain about how long they waited in line

>>10167571
>surrounded by fertile soil and rich vegetation
>eat the flies instead
And niggers actually think they would be some advanced society without white people

>>10079422
>Tfw our ancestors survived off of meat for thousands of years and butchered animals in barbaric ways to cook the meat in other barbaric ways
>mfw cucks think they can talk me out of doing the same thing that made my ancestors so strong and pass on their genes

>>9909622
>the absolute state of this post

>>9772935
>provolone instead of swiss

>>9468267

DYEL

>>9385343
>2017
>woman knowing how to cook

AYYY

>>9264287
>authentic quesadillas

>>9265405
>defending Californians

>>9256882
>being this mad over a guy disliking a certain food

>>9122889

>>9065692

>>9049813
topkek