/ck/ - Food & Cooking

HOLY SHIT WHERE CAN I FIND BASIC RECIPES WITHOUT SOME BULLSHIT ADDITIONS AND WITHOUT ME BEING REQUIRED TO PLUCK A STRAND OF HAIR OUT OF AN ARMENIAN GOAT'S ASS

>>15349542
>MAKE THE FLAVORS FUCK UNTIL THEY LIKE IT

>>14673971
STICKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

IF I FIND ANOTHER FUCKING TAIL IN MY FUCKING GENERAL TSO'S CHICKEN IM GONNA FUCKING LOSE MY FUCKING MIND YOU FAGGGGGOOOOTTTTTTTSSSS

>>12978056
DELET

>take bite of sandwich
>filling gets shat out the back

>>11813521
>>11814363
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>>11814450
why does that name sound so senpai..

RRRRREEEEE!!!!!!!
PONY FAG ALERT!!!! PONY FAG ALERT!!!!!!'
OP IS A PONY FAG!!!!
GET THE MOOOODDDSSS AND BAN HIS FAGGOT ASS!!!!!!!

>go to local food store with decent hot sauce selection for some good ol 'vark
>THEY DONT HAVE ANY VARK

How am I supposed to be able to enjoy food now?

>>10941293
>puto shitting on superior tasting food

>All that high quality olive oil

>>8421196
FUCKING NORMIES GET OFF MY BOARD!!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Chilean here.
This is fucking awful, btw
My dad and 10 year old brother are both very obese, my mother is a little obese. I am not obese. I am thin.

They are flipped out about this. Like really flipped out and mad! My dad already went with a slingshot and killed some birds outside, and came to glue them to the new cereal boxes in the market before he was chased out.My little brother cried when he took the box and saw no mascot. My mother has spoken 2 words since the ban.

I am not fat but it isn't fair to tear my family like this.

>>8203974
TEA DRINKERS GET OUT MY THREAD
LEAVE NOW
RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>7992664
>Chad thai

>american immigrants think they have any sort of connection with the land they came from
TOP KEK.
these grandmas are no more italian than any other american.
What's next? they make americans with irish blood review irish pubs as if they have any authority? you're all just burgerinians, your family culture is a total caricature.

BRONIES GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT OF MY CK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>7203494
I'm so fucking mad.

>>6774999
Christ you trolling stupid fagots. Most cultures that drink coffee drink it black. It's only in the Amerifat modern culture that are spoiled and can't handle normal food that need fat and sugar to make coffee palatable.

Most Amerifats need sugar and fat to make most anything palatable. And fuck you for making me reply to a troll post.

>>6735829
Good memories. Takes me back to boy scout camp. The scout masters all loved virgin boy eggs. They gathered our urine each morning and went through dozens of eggs. It's a shame they rarely allowed the scouts to eat them. This made the scouts jealous.

To appease us, the scout masters had this egg hunting game on the final day of camp. They hid one egg around the camp and whoever found it got to eat the egg. They also got their virgin boy egg scout badge. (one of the rarest badges)

Unfortunately I never found the egg so I'm not sure what they taste like. I never got the badge either. Scout camp wasn't very fun.

>>6690883
roastie